7 Types Of Girls You Shouldn't Date

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  • Опубліковано 16 лис 2024

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  • @WhereYouAtBerto
    @WhereYouAtBerto  8 місяців тому +1959

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    • @WhereYouAtBerto
      @WhereYouAtBerto  8 місяців тому +72

      @JahmarFilms yall changed my life

    • @cassandragarrel5948
      @cassandragarrel5948 8 місяців тому +24

      ​@@WhereYouAtBertoye we love u bro

    • @NoaAllal-k5y
      @NoaAllal-k5y 8 місяців тому +9

      bro first vid i saw u be saying the realest shi ever

    • @TheSensationalMr.Science
      @TheSensationalMr.Science 8 місяців тому +7

      so from what I understand: ultimately don't go for girls [or guys] that are too self-focused, take anything as a slight, and do whatever it takes to get what they want... not what you want in consideration or the truth about the matter. it's a partnership, not a master/slave relationship.
      Hope you have a great day & Safe Travels!

    • @Ryan-ot1gd
      @Ryan-ot1gd 8 місяців тому +1

      Why does it say that this vid was made 8h ago but this comment was made 9h ago?

  • @XezoNoric
    @XezoNoric 7 місяців тому +6782

    Dudes saying they can "fix her" while they can't even fix themselves

    • @amesky4589
      @amesky4589 7 місяців тому +184

      "i could fix her, but she's way hotter with whatever is wrong with her." -Some meme somewhere and I agree.

    • @Xychal
      @Xychal 7 місяців тому +6

      timestamp?

    • @toniosoflyy
      @toniosoflyy 7 місяців тому +25

      FRIENDLY FIRE!

    • @Aredits23737
      @Aredits23737 7 місяців тому +1

      W's

    • @mateshpl6552
      @mateshpl6552 7 місяців тому +3

      May I call it agressive helping sir

  • @dabbingperson9236
    @dabbingperson9236 6 місяців тому +2855

    I don’t even know why I’m watching this, I am incapable of talking to women.

    • @Zexrow23
      @Zexrow23 6 місяців тому +49

      Just talk to them, tell you’re girl best friends to help you out

    • @hman378
      @hman378 6 місяців тому +315

      @@Zexrow23 Bro, someone who dont talk to girls dont have girl best friends...

    • @Zexrow23
      @Zexrow23 6 місяців тому +50

      @hman378 your right mb 😂

    • @DooDoesStuff
      @DooDoesStuff 6 місяців тому +7

      Real

    • @fewkeyfewkey5414
      @fewkeyfewkey5414 6 місяців тому +18

      Just tell them about your banana collection

  • @BL0ODSTARE
    @BL0ODSTARE 8 місяців тому +6876

    Sid from ice age is diabolical 💀

  • @Ziggle-ky9kv
    @Ziggle-ky9kv Місяць тому +2115

    There's a book called Casanova Playbook of Magnetism, and it talks from body language and conversaton starters to dark mind tricks and flirting through texts, it's the real deal

  • @nunkeu
    @nunkeu 8 місяців тому +14368

    "I can fix her." 💀💀

  • @LightTwigs
    @LightTwigs 8 місяців тому +4834

    Jokes on you, no girl wants to date me

    • @1620-k9v
      @1620-k9v 8 місяців тому +192

      Same here

    • @adamc276
      @adamc276 7 місяців тому +175

      Dw my bro the right time will come for u

    • @Midget32
      @Midget32 7 місяців тому +123

      Don't worry soldier, you've just got to get that personality rizz.

    • @KianAshleeNones-qv9pn
      @KianAshleeNones-qv9pn 7 місяців тому +35

      Same here

    • @DaesoTheOne
      @DaesoTheOne 7 місяців тому +75

      Maybe it's because you don't talk to them

  • @Anonymissus
    @Anonymissus 7 місяців тому +2150

    for those who don't have the time:
    1.the too bougie one 1:01
    2.the too insecure one 2:09
    3.the too ratchet/ghetto one 3:23
    4.the one who only has a big mouth in front of your friends 6:11
    5.the overly horny one 8:34
    6.the pathological liar 9:49
    7.the control freak 11:09
    (yes i watched the whole video)

  • @PuppyPup-vx7tj
    @PuppyPup-vx7tj 4 місяці тому +835

    As a girl I agree I would NEVER date someone like that

  • @ParisRandle-sv4ds
    @ParisRandle-sv4ds 8 місяців тому +3545

    "stop pick up the Bible pray and ask for forgiveness"
    Had me dead

  • @KJY-nc3st
    @KJY-nc3st 8 місяців тому +2558

    You have described half of all the girls in my class 😭

    • @laoukhtdusang7994
      @laoukhtdusang7994 7 місяців тому +142

      This so funny , cause we ( a woman ) say the same thing about men in our classes hhh

    • @adriadri3624
      @adriadri3624 7 місяців тому

      ​@@laoukhtdusang7994He said girls you kid

    • @isaiahpaul56
      @isaiahpaul56 7 місяців тому +12

      half is left?

    • @tmtdaonly
      @tmtdaonly 7 місяців тому +70

      never date your classmate... trust me

    • @tnawg
      @tnawg 7 місяців тому +5

      Why ​@@tmtdaonly

  • @TheHirohikoAraki
    @TheHirohikoAraki 7 місяців тому +356

    Just don’t date with a real life yandere. Don’t risk yourself getting killed from that.

    • @coolname7417
      @coolname7417 7 місяців тому +37

      I had a friend like that in middle school and it was sooo embarrassing. Like this mf was mexican and yet she was always talking about how her bf was her “senpai” and she had to keep girls away from him. Hopefully she grew out of it but it was the worst.

    • @кошенятко-у4к
      @кошенятко-у4к 7 місяців тому +4

      ima ayano aishi

    • @rudhra5957
      @rudhra5957 6 місяців тому +6

      Jojo fan ?

    • @HopefullyUnknown
      @HopefullyUnknown 6 місяців тому +2

      to have fun, you need to take a few risks

    • @Freeman02798
      @Freeman02798 6 місяців тому +6

      i have one of these in my high school, im not dating her, and i hate her but shes a nerd and a demon one and all

  • @SONIKKU1991-l3f
    @SONIKKU1991-l3f 4 місяці тому +2721

    90s: "I hope she's a nice girl🙏"
    2024: "I hope she's a girl 🙏"

    • @ryderLiihe
      @ryderLiihe 4 місяці тому +71

      so true tho

    • @TheRealVarsam
      @TheRealVarsam 4 місяці тому +48

      💀💀💀

    • @Ghost_Revenge1
      @Ghost_Revenge1 4 місяці тому +29

      😂😂real brother 😂😂

    • @NoahTremain
      @NoahTremain 4 місяці тому +13

      😭

    • @deejay102
      @deejay102 4 місяці тому +18

      I had to read this too many times before reading the 2024 line correctly.

  • @godzillaandgames736
    @godzillaandgames736 7 місяців тому +1528

    Sid from ice age is absolutely CRIMINAL 😭💀

    • @AKL89
      @AKL89 6 місяців тому +22

      Sid ain't even black

    • @ThrowDownDX
      @ThrowDownDX 6 місяців тому

      @@AKL89 Nah, dats just racist 💀aint no reason to mention that

    • @leon53580
      @leon53580 6 місяців тому +4

      Lord Jesus Help me 🤒

    • @KarlMacmillann
      @KarlMacmillann 6 місяців тому +6

      That shit was funny as fuck not even kidding LMAOOO

    • @_Tao__
      @_Tao__ 6 місяців тому +7

      @@AKL89 this could sound extremely racist but if the ice age cast were human, sid would definitely be the black friend that isnt exactly on the bright side

  • @thebigquack6945
    @thebigquack6945 6 місяців тому +354

    “I can fix her”
    If you need to say this, IT’S OVER

    • @CARLOSPIZZA589
      @CARLOSPIZZA589 3 місяці тому

      Fr

    • @fredbearspasta
      @fredbearspasta 3 місяці тому

      Nope not for me we’re living happily very happily

    • @MissesWitch
      @MissesWitch 2 місяці тому

      Biggest mistake any man can make.

    • @ToteUzii
      @ToteUzii 10 днів тому

      Nah it never even was gonna work

  • @coolthefool1
    @coolthefool1 8 місяців тому +606

    number 6 the worst one she’ll have you questioning your entire life and leave u with trust issues years later

    • @Theone_who_asked
      @Theone_who_asked 7 місяців тому +9

      So youre average nasty highschool break up?

    • @strwberrynight4610
      @strwberrynight4610 7 місяців тому +7

      What, but everyone lies?!

    • @alonewanderer4697
      @alonewanderer4697 7 місяців тому +15

      @@strwberrynight4610 not pathologically

    • @Flairis
      @Flairis 7 місяців тому

      @@Theone_who_askedoh lord

    • @afakayu5176
      @afakayu5176 6 місяців тому

      @@strwberrynight4610🚩

  • @gkb_kult
    @gkb_kult 4 місяці тому +83

    Im a pathological liar and recently got a boyfriend and I’m honestly trying my best to not lie to him about stuff 😭😭 tryna fight it bc i really don’t wanna be toxic

    • @SUB0SCORION
      @SUB0SCORION 3 місяці тому +26

      Tell him about this stuff and that you are fighting it. And that you are not doing it in ill will. He will probably understand and help you

    • @RealBREAKtheArtist
      @RealBREAKtheArtist 3 місяці тому +19

      Get therapy.

    • @askewentree233
      @askewentree233 3 місяці тому +10

      ​@@RealBREAKtheArtistYUP!

    • @lapetitefleur3482
      @lapetitefleur3482 2 місяці тому +4

      @@RealBREAKtheArtist This. When you don't got a therapist and you have mental health problem, ppl tend to default their problems on their partner.

    • @ImSurreality
      @ImSurreality Місяць тому +8

      how we know u not lyin

  • @Lzy_M
    @Lzy_M 7 місяців тому +636

    “What is the perfect girl?”
    Me : *Me just wants a girl*

    • @monza5565
      @monza5565 6 місяців тому +65

      sometimes its better to be alone, but you dont know this yet

    • @Lzy_M
      @Lzy_M 6 місяців тому +16

      @@monza5565 Sometimes, being alone is not always the right decision ( if you got issue then yeah )

    • @monza5565
      @monza5565 6 місяців тому +18

      @@Lzy_M of course always is bad, thats why i said "sometimes"

    • @Lzy_M
      @Lzy_M 6 місяців тому +5

      @@monza5565 Oh okay 👌

    • @TSMSnation
      @TSMSnation 6 місяців тому +1

      @@monza5565 if you get ripped and don't like it, just eat donuts, man.

  • @animenmusic16
    @animenmusic16 8 місяців тому +822

    You forgot the most deadly one "The Emotionally manipulating one"

    • @sir2522
      @sir2522 7 місяців тому +38

      u right as hell for that😭

    • @sconescrewdriverson
      @sconescrewdriverson 7 місяців тому +24

      I feel like the root of that evil lies in one of the ones he already listed.

    • @lucashenzo3023
      @lucashenzo3023 7 місяців тому +53

      That's number one, the control freak

    • @Germanmanvr
      @Germanmanvr 7 місяців тому

      Yes

    • @Axelumatica22
      @Axelumatica22 7 місяців тому

      You fkn right man

  • @JELONGreatMrRed
    @JELONGreatMrRed 6 місяців тому +328

    Its the one who apreciates you. Today i asked my girlfriend "What should i improve in my self" she replied with "nothing, you're okay!" "Well i think my lazyness gotta be improved huh?" "well maybe a bit". And that here, made me feel *She is the keeper*. My heart just melt at that moment bro. Im so lucky in my life.

    • @Achnid
      @Achnid 4 місяці тому +29

      Its always amazing when you get someone who's honest, my girlfriend and i bully eachother a lot, but when it comes down to it, she's absolutely amazing. She always makes sure I'm alright, she'll never make fun of my actual insecurities and tries her best to cheer me up when I'm down. I love her so much. I'm glad you found the one for you!

    • @JELONGreatMrRed
      @JELONGreatMrRed 4 місяці тому +15

      @@Achnid Good to hear! Real partners are the ones who care for each other.

    • @SoundWave24
      @SoundWave24 2 місяці тому +2

      I be watching these relationship advice vids knowing damn well I’ll never get that

    • @tarikov
      @tarikov 2 місяці тому

      ​@@SoundWave24 trust me im just average, you'll meet a lot of people, what's important is what kind they are, so keep improving yourself in order to meet better people

    • @SoundWave24
      @SoundWave24 2 місяці тому

      @@tarikov I’ll be okay, thank you

  • @HyperBeams
    @HyperBeams 3 місяці тому +30

    one thing I look for is how they handle an argument.

  • @TryxNot
    @TryxNot 8 місяців тому +1970

    i actually see the sid resembeance
    💀

  • @Ceoats
    @Ceoats 8 місяців тому +817

    The 4th one had to be a personal experience💀

  • @poisonpen37
    @poisonpen37 8 місяців тому +435

    Had an ex that was the unholy combination of insecure and control freak. She was also part of the secret eighth type: The Grudge Holder. I don't know why the heck I was in that relationship for two years...maybe it was because I thought I wouldn't find anyone else, but I'm glad I'm out now. Know your worth, gents.

    • @xphantom6582
      @xphantom6582 7 місяців тому +16

      Bruh,
      How'd you survive?

    • @minkverse3045
      @minkverse3045 7 місяців тому +7

      Man I had a girl like that (she only lasted 3 months)

    • @box9283
      @box9283 7 місяців тому +5

      AWWW FUCK!! ME FUCKING TOOO!!

    • @box9283
      @box9283 7 місяців тому

      ​@@minkverse30454 years for me

    • @Mid_Individual
      @Mid_Individual 7 місяців тому

      Bro I felt the same way. 🫢

  • @cesaracuna8248
    @cesaracuna8248 Місяць тому +3

    The dog heard the word fight, and was ready to back you up. That’s more loyalty than most women don’t have.

  • @PlayJay-M
    @PlayJay-M 7 місяців тому +889

    Dude you forgot one more : That one girl can't live without her phone, just imagine both of you dating and she's always looking at her phone like you just wanna let her and her phone date each other

    • @Joelkenneth3102
      @Joelkenneth3102 7 місяців тому +12

      Bro exactly 😂

    • @___-000
      @___-000 7 місяців тому +32

      Isn't that most girls?

    • @WDuckyy
      @WDuckyy 7 місяців тому +14

      @@___-000You would be surprised.

    • @___-000
      @___-000 7 місяців тому +3

      @@WDuckyy I wished

    • @raxxtv1998
      @raxxtv1998 7 місяців тому +4

      Yeah dude that shit sucks.

  • @SniperJoJo-fo9su
    @SniperJoJo-fo9su 8 місяців тому +15352

    Like this comment if your gay

    • @Pro-Diletante
      @Pro-Diletante 8 місяців тому +527

      I concur.

    • @SniperJoJo-fo9su
      @SniperJoJo-fo9su 8 місяців тому +334

      @@Pro-Diletante splendid

    • @JB18.
      @JB18. 8 місяців тому +335

      Truer words have never been spoken

    • @boneripperonvr
      @boneripperonvr 8 місяців тому +152

      these words are truer then me having -100 dollars in my bank account

    • @KinichIsTheOne
      @KinichIsTheOne 8 місяців тому +68

      I will😀

  • @NotUp2Much
    @NotUp2Much 7 місяців тому +1574

    dudes be like "i can fix her" but can't even fix themselves a shower.

  • @Anonymous....1889
    @Anonymous....1889 3 місяці тому +29

    RULE NUMBER 1 - NEVER DATE GINGER CHICKS
    Rule number 2 - follow rule 1 positively

    • @RichObiQuan
      @RichObiQuan 3 місяці тому +3

      From my experience the red heads are feminists, whether they were mutual friends or women that i had a thing with.

    • @MrTrevortxeartxe
      @MrTrevortxeartxe 2 місяці тому

      uh, why?

  • @KJ-ih9kr
    @KJ-ih9kr 8 місяців тому +228

    Yō Berto your animations be speaking real facts, truth, honesty, being real with yourself, and it deals with life lessons. Respect bro fr.

    • @WhereYouAtBerto
      @WhereYouAtBerto  8 місяців тому +21

      Much love gang you know I’m here for you rs

    • @KJ-ih9kr
      @KJ-ih9kr 8 місяців тому +2

      @@WhereYouAtBerto i gotcha brodie same here

  • @vrfrenzy8451
    @vrfrenzy8451 8 місяців тому +789

    Sid from ice age? NAWWWW that's cruel, you don't look like that, the disrespect was crazy

    • @tomfoolery7797
      @tomfoolery7797 7 місяців тому +27

      he kinda does

    • @ExtraDip147
      @ExtraDip147 7 місяців тому +4

      😂

    • @alonewanderer4697
      @alonewanderer4697 7 місяців тому +5

      @@tomfoolery7797 more of an animated grinch resemblance, but not sid

    • @muezzabugti6244
      @muezzabugti6244 7 місяців тому +3

      There is a large distance between both his eyes, that's why he may look like that.

  • @swanoflove6833
    @swanoflove6833 7 місяців тому +46

    With your story about the 3rd kind of woman, its something that I wish a lot more people could adopt the mindset of; not always having to win a situation, and not letting your ego get you into trouble that means nothing! I applaud you for not letting something trivial and meaningless go to your head, it shows strong character and I like that a lot

  • @victrjunir2073
    @victrjunir2073 Місяць тому +5

    2:34 Nah bro that side eye he gave you like: "Who you talking to?"

  • @arnavrawat9864
    @arnavrawat9864 5 місяців тому +70

    No. 8
    A woman who values her friends' opinion over yours, and will throw you under the bus to appease her friends.

    • @LazyHuman124
      @LazyHuman124 4 місяці тому +2

      True

    • @stonethemason12
      @stonethemason12 2 місяці тому +1

      theres no reason your opinion should be valued any more than others...I think it can seem like that should be the case, but ultimately, i dont think its true. I think any situation you think someone should value YOUR outlook more is ultimately arrogance. Kinda dictator mindset.

    • @basselzouhairy
      @basselzouhairy 2 місяці тому

      ​@@stonethemason12there's levels of trust and faith most should follow this God ] Husband / Wife ] Parents ] Boyfriend / girlfriend ] Best friends ] close friends ] friends ] anybody else

    • @Casian291
      @Casian291 Місяць тому

      ​@@stonethemason12 what if that person is your wife for example? You are literally bonded for life, their opinion should matter more to you than any friend

    • @stonethemason12
      @stonethemason12 Місяць тому

      @@Casian291 nah. I think thats an ego based illusion x) critical thinking doesnt stop just because someone is your partner.

  • @standardfrfr
    @standardfrfr 8 місяців тому +60

    I have one with plenty of insecurities but she does a really good job of suppressing them when necessary, which I love her for it

    • @lawson8723
      @lawson8723 7 місяців тому +12

      Nah but bro talking bout Pokemon 💀

    • @lol-em6bj
      @lol-em6bj 7 місяців тому +3

      you have “one” how many do you got😂 what’s she saved as “side piece 2”? jkjk tho

    • @MUIDYLANICE
      @MUIDYLANICE 6 місяців тому

      @@lol-em6bj don't hate the player hate the game

  • @thefunny8034
    @thefunny8034 7 місяців тому +101

    Finally a REAL person with actual thoughts. This is the most REAL video I’ve seen in a LONG lonngg time.

    • @MUIDYLANICE
      @MUIDYLANICE 6 місяців тому +1

      Username don't check out.

    • @Will-lh4lh
      @Will-lh4lh 6 місяців тому

      Yes, not like the blue pill red pill bullshit

  • @Gmomeyishere
    @Gmomeyishere 4 дні тому +2

    "'what is the perfect girl?' Crazy not my problem i dont care" -me 1 second into the video

  • @Aquint3x
    @Aquint3x 8 місяців тому +257

    Blud thinks ima get a gf💀 way overestimating us

    • @BoSs-tb1dl
      @BoSs-tb1dl 7 місяців тому +6

      Fr

    • @Xychal
      @Xychal 7 місяців тому +9

      us? WHOS US?

    • @Aquint3x
      @Aquint3x 7 місяців тому +16

      @@Xychal okie buckeroo u have a gf good for u

    • @Aquint3x
      @Aquint3x 7 місяців тому +24

      @@Xychal but does she build Lego with u

    • @angryboi595
      @angryboi595 7 місяців тому +2

      Who’s us?

  • @Sibaspapu
    @Sibaspapu 7 місяців тому +92

    the best girl, is the one that understands and truly loves you

    • @disjointedhoudini808
      @disjointedhoudini808 6 місяців тому +2

      Bro that is the coldest take I've ever heard (you're not wrong tho)

    • @JOSHUASUBASCO
      @JOSHUASUBASCO 6 місяців тому +4

      Actually, why not try dating a Filipina or an asian? They are the most loving woman you will ever meet. The downside is that well, they are just strict.

    • @RookVR_
      @RookVR_ 5 місяців тому +1

      @@JOSHUASUBASCOnah I think that’s subjective, everyone’s different.

    • @-._.-What-Is-Up-._.-
      @-._.-What-Is-Up-._.- 4 місяці тому

      @@JOSHUASUBASCO I'd agree on Asian take (most Time) tho don't know about Filipina

    • @samuraibeastwarrior2886
      @samuraibeastwarrior2886 3 місяці тому

      @@JOSHUASUBASCO or a Mexican Girl

  • @erwd7620
    @erwd7620 7 місяців тому +272

    Can we have a male one so I know if I’m doing something wrong?

    • @ScottMitchell-j4p
      @ScottMitchell-j4p 7 місяців тому +64

      Tbh a lot of these apply to guys but like slightly different.

    • @Alexander99602
      @Alexander99602 6 місяців тому +31

      These pretty much apply to men as well

    • @SahilSahoo-sw2hy
      @SahilSahoo-sw2hy 6 місяців тому +11

      You need to give a woman rollercoaster of emotions to make her like ya,and always make sure she feels that you're the best she can do cuz the moment she thinks she can do better she'll be gone.

    • @IamMortui
      @IamMortui 6 місяців тому +4

      Just invert it to the opposite, there you go.

    • @Josiah_Playz-tb9bc
      @Josiah_Playz-tb9bc 6 місяців тому +3

      Don’t talk smack about males🗿

  • @BobbyNone23
    @BobbyNone23 4 місяці тому +9

    I don't want to date anyone
    Also, no girl wants to date me.
    I'm not happy being single, but I'd rather be alone than being cheated on.

  • @MaddieFishblob
    @MaddieFishblob 8 місяців тому +180

    I would absolutely LOVE a “types of guys you shouldn’t date” next. This was just so accurate & well thought out 😂😭 & im just curious to see the other side of it now

    • @KATE-b6x
      @KATE-b6x 7 місяців тому +5

      Yeah.. and i think ..he is gonna give a perfect guide about types of dude

    • @alanrodriguessmn
      @alanrodriguessmn 7 місяців тому +33

      I think a female's opinion on that would be better ngl

    • @zeke3620
      @zeke3620 7 місяців тому +15

      ​@@alanrodriguessmnI'm not sure about that, with men I feel like they have a little narrow opinion, but a lot more times, one girl would hate a guy that ain't rich, that can't pay for everything, but some guys love their men poor because they know hard work, it really depends

    • @outlawsyl
      @outlawsyl 7 місяців тому

      I think he straight just a hunch

    • @KATE-b6x
      @KATE-b6x 7 місяців тому +1

      @@outlawsyl Huh?.. how being straight has to do with this?..

  • @kingflare4436
    @kingflare4436 6 місяців тому +28

    Honestly the only type of girl i want is someone that's supportive, truthful and respectful, and you showed me the types of girls that I know wouldn't be with because dealing them is a pain and a waste of time thanks man. 💪🏾

  • @toysipo2579
    @toysipo2579 7 місяців тому +50

    True for friendship at times too.
    No matter what, friendship is nice, but always be willing to make new friends. Always know that you can. Sometimes your buddies don't respect the memories you made together as much as you do, and sometimes they start surrounding themselves with liars and control freaks. Because to them, making new friends is a huge deal for some reason, and if they get too comfy with you they use the ideal of history between you to assume you're working on the same playbook. You just gotta step out if it gets too crazy. Sometimes that means stepping out on like five, ten, fifteen people. Maybe it's hard, maybe you'll be crying about it, but it's what you gotta do.
    Truth is, friends come and go, and as long as you ain't trying to bite everyone's heads off, you're owed the ability to just walk away.

  • @abdulghameedsoeker463
    @abdulghameedsoeker463 19 годин тому +1

    Love dat pink/purple neon light at the back😂

  • @Canbutcant
    @Canbutcant 7 місяців тому +30

    5:06 I would break up over that one, Starting unnecessary fights is a big red flag.

  • @kaifenjoyer
    @kaifenjoyer 6 місяців тому +53

    I couldn't have imagined the takes on girls I would agree to more than to these ones, bro. Before watching, I'd been expecting all memes and shits and giggles, but apparently got a lifelong guidance. Although the ice age is long in the past, you've preserved well and apparently acquired lots of wisdom with us to share. That's an instant sub!

    • @happyme3274
      @happyme3274 5 місяців тому +2

      Agreed, another sub 👍

  • @charlieprince8671
    @charlieprince8671 5 місяців тому +35

    You got a good head on your shoulders young man. I've been happily married 15 years and saw this video cause i guess algorithm 🤷🏿‍♂️ but you straight shooting. You earned yourself a subscriber.

  • @dimension3dyt
    @dimension3dyt 8 днів тому +1

    Another type is the one that makes you think that she likes you and then stops communicating and caring about you and ignores you.

  • @vigorousdookieblaster
    @vigorousdookieblaster 7 місяців тому +53

    watching this video like i can get a girlfriend

  • @LazKnockerzYourRageLaz
    @LazKnockerzYourRageLaz 8 місяців тому +167

    BERTO BACK WITH THE 🔥 🐐

  • @LizzySmalle
    @LizzySmalle 7 місяців тому +15

    “But I’m shy”☠️💀

  • @AstroGaming2012
    @AstroGaming2012 8 днів тому +1

    6:58 OMFG BRO I JUST GOT A DUOLINGO AD AND HE THE BIRD LOOKED EXACTLY LIKE SID 😭😭😭🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

  • @360boisniper2
    @360boisniper2 8 місяців тому +82

    Thanks for the eye opening message at least my girl has none of those red flags

    • @Heisenberger_69
      @Heisenberger_69 7 місяців тому +13

      Same here (i dont have a girl)

    • @360boisniper2
      @360boisniper2 7 місяців тому +14

      @@Heisenberger_69 lol, well now I’m single turns out she did have one💀

    • @KrutoiPro2275
      @KrutoiPro2275 7 місяців тому +4

      @@360boisniper2 Stay strong, soldier, mission isnt completing itself

    • @ZyrusEclipse
      @ZyrusEclipse 7 місяців тому +1

      Woman all the same don’t worry about it king

    • @NoahIsHawt
      @NoahIsHawt 7 місяців тому

      **yet

  • @Elements_ts
    @Elements_ts 8 місяців тому +206

    The pathological liar intro had to be a kakegurui reference with that face and hand signal, if I’m wrong then damn😔

    • @WhereYouAtBerto
      @WhereYouAtBerto  8 місяців тому +53

      You know the vibes bro 😂💯

    • @hangohver
      @hangohver 7 місяців тому +1

      Y’all is kakeguri good tho? Trynna find more anime to sustain my attention span

    • @goomyliaplayz7911
      @goomyliaplayz7911 7 місяців тому +2

      ​@billyholmes169 if you like animes like Tomodachi game, COTE, you know the type, then yes.

  • @FatherOfAllOmeletes
    @FatherOfAllOmeletes 22 дні тому +1

    2:34 SHLAWG
    also as long as the control freak is dummy thicc then i'm alright

  • @MapleSoldier69
    @MapleSoldier69 8 місяців тому +123

    *So many languages and bro woke up chose to speak absolute facts 👑*

  • @LeySofa
    @LeySofa 8 місяців тому +108

    Perfect girl would be who always has the time to play hot wheels with me

    • @Silds.
      @Silds. 8 місяців тому +5

      Lmao

    • @roywempor8395
      @roywempor8395 7 місяців тому +25

      maybe you're just not looking hard enough (kindergarten's full of them)

    • @chrismaina1830
      @chrismaina1830 7 місяців тому +12

      ​@@roywempor8395ayo 💀💀💀

    • @rockoyhead
      @rockoyhead 7 місяців тому

      LMAO your supposed to be in jail jeffery.@@roywempor8395

    • @GoldenBred
      @GoldenBred 7 місяців тому +1

      Pause

  • @SubliminalSaoo
    @SubliminalSaoo 8 місяців тому +69

    Was worth the wait honestly love these types of videos from berto

    • @WhereYouAtBerto
      @WhereYouAtBerto  8 місяців тому +12

      Ayy that means a lot thanks you gang

    • @dainvisibulman
      @dainvisibulman 8 місяців тому

      the glazing is wild☠

    • @gamerultimate5132
      @gamerultimate5132 8 місяців тому +7

      @@dainvisibulman Ah yes a fan showing their appreciation for the content creator they like is glazing

    • @Heisenberger_69
      @Heisenberger_69 7 місяців тому +4

      @@dainvisibulman 👶

    • @dainvisibulman
      @dainvisibulman 7 місяців тому

      🤓🤓@@Heisenberger_69

  • @DivineAdversity777
    @DivineAdversity777 4 місяці тому +2

    I love your dog.
    Berto: Go sit down!
    Dog: Bro chill 💀

  • @faeralfemme
    @faeralfemme 7 місяців тому +47

    I definitely agree with what you said at the end about people applying their own standards to themselves. I’ve seen so many incels complain about not being able to get a gf who does x, y, and z, when they themselves don’t seem capable of doing it either. This is kinda why I’ve decided that I’m probably not going to date until I have my own life figured out.

    • @illusionfaderr5394
      @illusionfaderr5394 7 місяців тому +5

      respect.

    • @caralho5237
      @caralho5237 5 місяців тому +1

      Dont fall into that trap, you're the most desirable from 18-25 and after that it gets harder and harder to find someone

    • @faeralfemme
      @faeralfemme 5 місяців тому

      @@caralho5237 Finding someone simply isn’t my main priority in life. Even if it was, I’m already taking precautionary measures to maintain my appearance, such as never drinking and keeping my BMI low (even if it is slightly lower than what’s considered healthy).
      Also, idk if this makes a difference, but I’m a lesbian. Women tend to choose an ideal partner based on personality rather than just appearance alone (though being attractive certainly still helps).

  • @Mysteri0usLighter
    @Mysteri0usLighter 8 місяців тому +43

    2:33 bro really said: hell naw.

  • @happyme3274
    @happyme3274 5 місяців тому +28

    Wow, Berto. Honestly, you've got a really, really healthy view of how a man and woman's relationship should be. I mean " a man should protect his woman, that goes without saying," that is gold right there. Also, the whole making sure that you have desirable qualities in yourself too, that's real. Thanks for the great video 🙂

  • @theworksofmindman
    @theworksofmindman 28 днів тому +2

    0:00 As he was choosing perfect waifus, he picked robin finally

  • @Trollge...
    @Trollge... 8 місяців тому +38

    A very wise word from BERTO: "I got a life to live, i got goals to achive"

  • @joaopdcsilva549
    @joaopdcsilva549 7 місяців тому +12

    That last note really got me. Nice channel bro, keep going, youre defitely cooking something

  • @KevinMaalman
    @KevinMaalman 7 місяців тому +34

    If you find out your gf is a yandere then it’s over 💀

  • @paypig919
    @paypig919 3 місяці тому +5

    bro is a master of manhood

  • @fishseller.
    @fishseller. 7 місяців тому +123

    Bro I'm so fucking lonely i'd even date a girl with jokers personality traits 💀

  • @sergeilunev2244
    @sergeilunev2244 6 місяців тому +16

    Red/blue pilling, I think, stems from the fact that people like the structure and predictability of it. It is mentally easier to assume things are working one way or another, rather than actually doing your proper analysis homework. I think it might be a flag of some kind of "philosophical insophisticity"(basically, the man/gal being a beginner on their way to thinking like a wise person).

  • @petra_bread
    @petra_bread 7 місяців тому +11

    8:48 I'm a woman, and I used to have a boyfriend that was exactly like that. In the end, our relationship became based only around my body and he would even ask for picture. Of course it goes for both genders and wholesome time is always important. Well said buddy

  • @LoneMaestro-
    @LoneMaestro- 4 місяці тому +7

    The characteristics listed
    *Homer Simpson fades into bushes*

  • @ChristofuPH
    @ChristofuPH 7 місяців тому +20

    1:01 damn ur lips man damn smooth motion HAHHAHA

    • @breeze63
      @breeze63 6 місяців тому

      😂😂

  • @IchigoGyuunyu
    @IchigoGyuunyu 6 місяців тому +14

    I'm getting some great "the boondocks" vibes from your style of animation. Good stuff man.

  • @xytrisbetter
    @xytrisbetter 6 місяців тому +21

    bro my friend started dating the control freak, the whole group think he's a lost cause at this point. he too caught up in her, he never hang out anymore. Also by the time i comment this 100k subs!

    • @veiserexab1428
      @veiserexab1428 3 місяці тому

      Was wondering how those type of people becomes control freak, definitely the person we want to avoid at all cost
      Hope someone saved him

  • @Roller875
    @Roller875 7 днів тому +4

    8:43 just my type I don’t mind shi that’s the perfect girl for me I would feel Lucky to have one like that ong

  • @BrickBarny
    @BrickBarny 8 місяців тому +36

    Never seen sid from ice age say so deep things
    u got my biggest respect, man. Keep it up!

  • @PixlMan538
    @PixlMan538 6 місяців тому +15

    My man knows exactly how it is, love your open mind bro 🔥🔥🔥

  • @batosy3015
    @batosy3015 7 місяців тому +8

    Bro you look like your mid 20 and you already know the right stuff to achieve happiness in your life as an older man I'm proud that the young generation has hope keep doing you and learn all you can 💯 blessings

    • @rockoyhead
      @rockoyhead 7 місяців тому +1

      Ay man there aint many of us.

  • @kyokudonoakuma
    @kyokudonoakuma 3 місяці тому +3

    First time I see your content. To be fair, when i saw the title, I thought it would be one of the '''''relashionship coach'''' that actually don't know s*** about life, women and don't socialize outside of there followers (as i've seen more than I would have liked)... but no.
    Good surprise for me to find another content creator that is not trying to create hate and discordance between genre / race etc... and is able to thinki straight and make sense.
    As a woman, i can tell you that you are right. Use to have some of those flaws (maybe not as extrem as you describe but still). Most of them due to traumas, bad education or bad habits. And learnt that I was the problem and fixed myself up.
    Women, don't ask man to grow and put the efforts if you can't, at least, fix your attitude. Period.

  • @Themoggyman.97
    @Themoggyman.97 6 місяців тому +5

    When finding a significant other, they don't need to be perfect, they just need to be compatible, and that's perfect for me❤

  • @Totally_Not_Dupe
    @Totally_Not_Dupe 8 місяців тому +9

    The perfect girl is a woman who instead of trying to be absolutely perfect, she’ll embrace her imperfections but not let herself become lazy or arrogant about it, for there’s ways that we actually need to fix ourselves apon, like our attitudes and reactions to situations

  • @kim_jong_un2
    @kim_jong_un2 8 місяців тому +49

    Perfection doesn’t exist

    • @cupidbirds
      @cupidbirds 7 місяців тому +23

      thank you kim jong un

    • @OR56
      @OR56 7 місяців тому +7

      No, but you can try to avoid people like this because there is better out there

    • @Deberey
      @Deberey 7 місяців тому +2

      Of course, but as a person or woman as the case may be, you should still try your absolute best for the relationship to work. It's really all that matters. Real men understand this✨

    • @artificial_exp
      @artificial_exp 4 місяці тому +1

      you are perfection bbg kim jong un ;)

  • @mevv9949
    @mevv9949 29 днів тому +2

    Funny how my ex ticks all the boxes.💀

  • @YodatsDEE
    @YodatsDEE 8 місяців тому +6

    BROOO! The dog's side eye was VICIOUS! Lmao

  • @dylonjenkins3856
    @dylonjenkins3856 7 місяців тому +10

    11:24 honestly I like a woman that takes charge since I'm terrible at stuff like that but not to the point that she controls everything in my life

  • @gimmiK87
    @gimmiK87 6 місяців тому +6

    12:01 Underrated AF. Wholeheartedly agree with this. Earned my sub. Appreciate you

  • @ZBHRKP
    @ZBHRKP Місяць тому

    Loved how u bring up interesting points about bad ppl to date, keeping the impartiality while explaining why u were saying abt it

  • @jermiahmintz7368
    @jermiahmintz7368 8 місяців тому +15

    Bro yo animation is so good man I love the way u tell your story keep up the good work

  • @Vaaleste
    @Vaaleste 6 місяців тому +34

    why did bro give you the side eye like that at 2:34 bruh 😭😭😭

  • @Sigma-eg1fm
    @Sigma-eg1fm 8 місяців тому +35

    you sure that wasn’t just Todo from JJK? 4:20

    • @lasermaxx4695
      @lasermaxx4695 8 місяців тому +7

      NO way, he's trying to skip line to meet Takada XD

  • @㘭
    @㘭 Місяць тому +3

    All the ladies rn: 🖋🖋🖊🖊📝📝📝📝

  • @Your-fav-masked-texan
    @Your-fav-masked-texan 8 місяців тому +86

    I like nerdy girl who are smart with great personality

  • @MaracujaA_
    @MaracujaA_ 7 місяців тому +9

    This dude gets it. Great content, brother, keep up the good work!

  • @ColdNamikaze
    @ColdNamikaze 8 місяців тому +28

    Bros cooking with this content!

    • @WhereYouAtBerto
      @WhereYouAtBerto  8 місяців тому +10

      Yall cooking with the support love yall man ❤️

    • @ColdNamikaze
      @ColdNamikaze 8 місяців тому

      @@WhereYouAtBerto thanks can I get a shoutout I been watching this channel for a long time but only now recently started commenting

  • @DISGRACEUNCHAINED
    @DISGRACEUNCHAINED Місяць тому +1

    i've dated 5 out of 7 so i'm constantly getting hit with L's...

  • @SoloAb-w4y
    @SoloAb-w4y 8 місяців тому +19

    My mans looks like beta squad’s Niko’s dark side😂

  • @JojoN.-arts_meows
    @JojoN.-arts_meows 7 місяців тому +6

    it's crazy how 2 weeks ago you had 80k, now you're up to 100k. You're SERIOUSLY underrated. I just found you, so I'm probably gonna be stuck binge-watching for the next two hours XD!! You just earned a new sub! :D

  • @AnonymousApexio
    @AnonymousApexio 8 місяців тому +36

    2:50 Can relate, my girlfriend like this, so first off something I notice with other niggas bein with those is that nobody really knows how to take care of the job, I mean you feel me? Idk if people realise but like they're easy to deal with just don't be jerk about it and they will love more than you could like it's not a recipe for disaster, it is only if you don't want a good relationship. Now me personally I know it's not for everyone but honestly those types of women (if they ain't hypocrites meaning they themselves don't go according to their own rules) usually make very good partners, IF you know how to take care of them. Same for the control freak, she be a control freak ight cool man, be a control freak back, make her taste her own medecine. But as I said, it's cool if you into it, ain't if you ain't. You gotta be willing, ain't no secret.
    Good luck to all my single kings out there, is a tough world we live in

    • @coolgamer2135
      @coolgamer2135 7 місяців тому

      See easu

    • @coolgamer2135
      @coolgamer2135 7 місяців тому

      Easy

    • @sconescrewdriverson
      @sconescrewdriverson 7 місяців тому

      Truth, king, this me and my girl right now. I call her out on her bullshit daily and she stays in-line and calls me daddy.

    • @AnonymousApexio
      @AnonymousApexio 7 місяців тому +6

      @@sconescrewdriverson Nah that's fr how it goes lol.

    • @outlawsyl
      @outlawsyl 7 місяців тому

      Real, everything in moderation

  • @Joelyy.
    @Joelyy. 7 днів тому +1

    lost a friend due to his controlling gf, worst part was i couldnt say shit and when i did he jus ignored it, shii was so painful to watch