Thanks for all the comments everybody, I enjoy reading them! Keep in mind that this game is currently only a demo and not a fully released game, its also free on steam if you want to check it out :). I streamed this run on my twitch channel, feel free to drop a follow and pray for no spear enemies with me: twitch.tv/TrueDevin == Timestamps == 00:00 - Stage 1 02:50 - Stage 2 05:42 - Stage 3 11:21 - Stage 4 19:23 - Stage 5 32:08 - Stage 6 EDIT: For some reason, youtube sometimes randomly decides to take away people's in-video timestamp feature, and it happened to me as well D:
Oh yes... didn't ever reach him, but saw another walkthrough. I guess it refers to the saying that "The strongest enemy you need to overcome is yourself", at least that's what I think of it. Or it's simply just a joke.
thank you for making this video, i had never thought about just running past enemies until i gather enough armor, it’s a very good strategy and it helped me get passed boss 4
Awesome skills Devin! Takes a fair amount of practice to get adept at this, I tried playing last night after I saw your vid come up and I suckedddd, only managed the 1st boss and nearly made 2nd... Honestly for a demo that doesn't cost a cent, Half Sword is sick already. Thank you Sir for the Video
Indeed, As was foretold in the ancient legends, a man stuck in purgatory, dressed in peepeepoopoo colors, who shall rise from lowly peasantry to godhood and ascent to the heavens.
You made that look so easy, lol. I also like how the tower shield "Helps a little bit" and five minutes later it blocked an attack that would have killed you. Great video!
@@truedevin_ Came back to watch this a second time, lol. Your commentary and interaction with chat is professional and entertaining to listen to. I hope you get tons more subs!
My best run got stopped by an axe which I pocketed, I slayed some guy but fell over, sliced my own foot. I was alive but couldn,t stand up anymore. Rip
my best run is 3100 points and I died trying to get a sword out of the stand with pitchfork, tripped over the stand and got impaled by the pitchfork, tryiing to get back up is what killed me as it just kept stabbing.
I reccomend using two long swords since if your laggy enough and hitting fast enough it can cut them through a bevor or armor. In short; if game is bad/lagging, sword good.
That ending was tough too watch. Man was violated in such ways. I dont know how to feel about that😂😂 at one point it looked like he was grabbing his nuts in pain. You spent all that time looking for neck armor, but what you really needed was, nut armor 😂😂
It doesn't feel that consistent to me but I could just be bad :( The only thing that works pretty well from what I saw is having 2 weapons and flailing them left to right and running at the spear guy, the AI goes into defensive mode trying to parry instead of stabbing.
Since the 5th boss is so armored wouldn’t a heavy blunt weapon be more effective against him? Just asking, don’t know how damage is coded in the game but that’s usually how it went in real life. In Mount & Blade it works like that too
Yep I think it can work better but I wasn't very comfortable with some of the blunt weapons since I haven't used them too much yet. sometimes I would miss my swing with them or hit with the wooden stick part and they don't get knocked down and I'm in range to get sliced up like at 18:05 D:
quick thing i find it easier to kill that last boss by using a lon sword through the armpit or groin since its much eiser to angle. armpit also seems to be easier to kill with since you need to get less blade in for the insta kill
i've had some runs end up in me flying to space when i tried to press x when my sword was stuck in the half sword stance so i'm a bit scared about it haha
i was having trouble with spear guys so i figured i would watch a speedrunner to see what they do against them. good to know you just run away from them
I never beat the game I never knew there was so many items and weapons in the game when the full game comes out it’s gonna be crazy I hope it’s multiplayer imagine having a fist fight with your friends imagine how funny and how much fun that would be I’m honestly really hyped
I've never had the final boss be a mirror match, only a naked guy! I would have tried finishing him quicker by swapping to the shield and going for a head pop
okay so I don't know why but when I got to the final boss, I just saw a guy with no armor and no weapons. I thought it was a joke but turns out it was just a bug after all.
I played this for the first time today. Holy god I beat a man to death with a small stool, never have I felt so disgusted in a game. The screams bro holy shit. At one point I was begging him to just give up on life.
FInally, I fight my way through hordes of increasingly armoured crackheads. I arrive at the final boss, bloodied and bruised, but ready. Gregorian singing fills my ears as I trudge forward, only to watch from the shadows as my final enemy approaches. He steps forth- -and is completely naked. no weapons, no armour, not even any clothes par his medieval y-fronts; staring unblinkingly back at me. I seize for a moment, thinking: "What spirit bomb is this guy gonna hit me with?". Steeling my resolve, I step forward and swing my 2H Mace, it clatters against his head, a surefire kill with nothing to protect his head. But he simply shrugs it off, bleeding profusely, and silently. He refuses to even throw a punch. I hesitate a second time. The next *hour* is dedicated to killing this guy. My mace reduced him to a quiet pile of flesh and broken bones. I ache from the exhaustion. Throwing up my hands, I go to YT and find this video on my recommended. As I write this he's still on the ground, still staring at me. I know he's won, and I think he does too. Time. The final boss is time.
Thanks for all the comments everybody, I enjoy reading them! Keep in mind that this game is currently only a demo and not a fully released game, its also free on steam if you want to check it out :). I streamed this run on my twitch channel, feel free to drop a follow and pray for no spear enemies with me: twitch.tv/TrueDevin
== Timestamps ==
00:00 - Stage 1
02:50 - Stage 2
05:42 - Stage 3
11:21 - Stage 4
19:23 - Stage 5
32:08 - Stage 6
EDIT: For some reason, youtube sometimes randomly decides to take away people's in-video timestamp feature, and it happened to me as well D:
Never have I once thought in my life that a video game speedrun would end in the boss getting impaled up the ass for several minutes lol.
At least not an "adult" game 😂
@@tominieminen66oh no 😂
The future is here and it's way weirder than anyone was prepared for
Most awkward final boss fight of all time. My kid ran in and saw that, now I have some explaining to do.
😂😂😂
The kid: 😦😦😦
Tell it to shut his mouth and go do his homework
@@PanosOp-dp3cn😂😂😂😂
Oh yes... didn't ever reach him, but saw another walkthrough. I guess it refers to the saying that "The strongest enemy you need to overcome is yourself", at least that's what I think of it. Or it's simply just a joke.
Man I was crying from laughing on your last encounter.. that's the most epic boss fight it could be in video game
hahaha thats great to hear
omg I laughed so much@@truedevin_
Yeah I can confirm, I was crying with laughter as well.
When he fell i laughed even harder
That entire final boss + commentary was hilarious.
Glad u enjoyed it! :D
This is the first time I see someone finishing this game. Good run!
Thank you!
it is hard to unsee now, btw
This my favorite end to a speed run. The several minutes of ass mauling to the sudden cut of not knowing the bind to end the run, truly wonderful.
That disarm was smooth af at18:41
Amazing run! That last boss definitely wished he died quicker XD
Poor guy😢
Not only was that the funniest speed run I have ever seen, it was the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. I'm literally in tears right now
That ending was amazing
show this to anyone saying they woud've liked to be born back in those days 49:40
The end had me dying hahahaha
same LOL
Same 😂😂😂
LOL it couldn't be a better ending for WR tbh
ME TOO!! HAHAHAHAH!!!
Same. Ending should be clipped as youtube short - when the boss won't let go of life, double penetrate!
That last boss - what a way to go
Absolutely horrendous lol
This has to be one of the most intense endings in the history of anything. Imagine really dying like that hahahaha😮😮😮
this run was so funny, would love to see more attempts! congrats on the record
thanks!
last boss had me spitting soda out my nose lmao great content! lol got my subscribe forsure
Sorry for your soda :D Thanks for subbing!
48:53 if you just close your eyes and listen this can go out of context so easily.
Congrats fam, I'm still trying to actually finish a run but once I do, I'm gunning for that WR!
Oh hey I remember you from twitch chat :D Thanks and good luck!
thank you for making this video, i had never thought about just running past enemies until i gather enough armor, it’s a very good strategy and it helped me get passed boss 4
nice!
Bro literally gave himself a brutal butt probe 💀
The gooch stabbing finishing move made that the most gruesome clone execution I’ve ever witnessed
Awesome skills Devin! Takes a fair amount of practice to get adept at this, I tried playing last night after I saw your vid come up and I suckedddd, only managed the 1st boss and nearly made 2nd... Honestly for a demo that doesn't cost a cent, Half Sword is sick already. Thank you Sir for the Video
Yep this game is pretty hard but also fun! Thanks for the comment!
13:24 brown and yellow. You've become the Peepeepoopooman. That's why you got the record.
Indeed, As was foretold in the ancient legends, a man stuck in purgatory, dressed in peepeepoopoo colors, who shall rise from lowly peasantry to godhood and ascent to the heavens.
You made that look so easy, lol. I also like how the tower shield "Helps a little bit" and five minutes later it blocked an attack that would have killed you. Great video!
thanks! yea the shield saved my ass, literally :D
@@truedevin_ Came back to watch this a second time, lol. Your commentary and interaction with chat is professional and entertaining to listen to. I hope you get tons more subs!
LMFAO! The ending was gold, really did not expect that.
My best run got stopped by an axe which I pocketed, I slayed some guy but fell over, sliced my own foot. I was alive but couldn,t stand up anymore. Rip
Rest in pieces your foot
my best run is 3100 points and I died trying to get a sword out of the stand with pitchfork, tripped over the stand and got impaled by the pitchfork, tryiing to get back up is what killed me as it just kept stabbing.
"this longsword is not sharp" *slices off 3 arms in 1 minute*
that is legit the hardest ive laughed in a long time dude; insanely funny gameplay and ur commentary "youre enjoying this u suck f' aren't you"
I reccomend using two long swords since if your laggy enough and hitting fast enough it can cut them through a bevor or armor.
In short; if game is bad/lagging, sword good.
sickest run ever! man you farm them big time!
congrats for the first one to finish this run!
subbed!
Thanks for subbing!
This is such a fun game, I have played the demo more than alot of full games I paid for. Nice run, enjoyed the video.
Me too, this demo is too good! Ty for the nice comment :)
well done ! awesome run
Thank you!
I'm SO glad i watch this till the end, oh my god. I'm freaking crying, best fighting method with boss ever
Haven’t laughed as much as that in a long time. That final boss fight… 😂
The final boss fight was hilarious rofl 48:45, 51:17
The “let’s fucking go man, woooooo!” as you slapped that man’s ass with a halberd at 32:01 😂😂
That last guy must've dropped his soap before the fight-
i came to this video to find out there was more than one boss fight and now i am excited to play more
that last fight is going to haunt my dreams
that was the most brutal death i've ever seen in any game
Biggest movie betrayals at the end 😨
Now this is some gaming
That final boss fight was hilarious!
I think we are all guilty of wishing we could do what this man did to a final boss of a video game
It takes an exceptional gamer to discover the butt dot ...
That ending was tough too watch. Man was violated in such ways. I dont know how to feel about that😂😂 at one point it looked like he was grabbing his nuts in pain.
You spent all that time looking for neck armor, but what you really needed was, nut armor 😂😂
That last boss really maxed out stamina... Took it like a champ
Little resume :
47min of pure skill fights
4min on an hardcore ass porn ☠️
Rofl the ending was the definition of gachiBASS
Yes Sir!
I cried so much at the end from laughing. I can't even lmao.
one of the best speedrun vid ever(real)
I am sorry for whoever has to verify this record LOL. That final fight got INTERESTING.
plebians: Tell us the story of how you dispatched that evil boss, Hero!
hero: 47:35
for future runs, you can save time by deflecting the spears with your weapon. just like they can deflect your attacks, you can do the same
It doesn't feel that consistent to me but I could just be bad :( The only thing that works pretty well from what I saw is having 2 weapons and flailing them left to right and running at the spear guy, the AI goes into defensive mode trying to parry instead of stabbing.
I watch that guy with glasses and the voluptuous asset that likes star wars and historical medieval sword fighting
@@bongboi2831you talking about Robinswords? Cool guys, I beat him at Queen’s Gambit this year lol
The ending was crazy. :D Wtf just happened .
I was at the end like "Get his neck bro GET HIS NECK 😂😂😂" that's the funniest speedrun ever
Cool concept, I wish the combat was less flail cursor from right to left repeatedly tbh
Just a nice genuine guy :) I like 👍
And now, with the power that kingdom give me, you will be Sir. Sir Asstrust, the migthy poke.
19:29 he sounded exactly like Darh Maul in starwars, begging Darf Sidious to „have mercy pleasseee“ THERE IS NO MERCY
I can't wait to see what they do in this game with these mechanics it could be epic
same
Dude you had me crying near the end :D
HILARIOUS !! wp you ve got room for improving time. hope to see episode 2 soon with as much butt touching
finally beat the game after constant trial and error
good stuff!
@truedevin_ the guy would just not die like I was just chopping the hell out of his neck dude would just not die
"The Scythe doesn't work Well"
Said while Reaping like Grim Death!
damn that final boss was a pain in the ass 😂
gg dude it was a fun video to watch
thanks bud
awesome video, the ending was hilarious
Since the 5th boss is so armored wouldn’t a heavy blunt weapon be more effective against him? Just asking, don’t know how damage is coded in the game but that’s usually how it went in real life. In Mount & Blade it works like that too
Yep I think it can work better but I wasn't very comfortable with some of the blunt weapons since I haven't used them too much yet. sometimes I would miss my swing with them or hit with the wooden stick part and they don't get knocked down and I'm in range to get sliced up like at 18:05 D:
If you don't have a blunt weapon, you either have to be really lucky or really good to hit the gaps in the armor with bladed weapons.
quick thing i find it easier to kill that last boss by using a lon sword through the armpit or groin since its much eiser to angle. armpit also seems to be easier to kill with since you need to get less blade in for the insta kill
Yep good call. If I do another run I'll definitely bring a sword to this guy lmao
I had no luck with a sword, his pits are hella tough. A medium mace made his head explode pretty fast though
Dark souls has nothing on that boss fight
If your blade gets tangled or stuck it helps to tap x a few times to free it
i've had some runs end up in me flying to space when i tried to press x when my sword was stuck in the half sword stance so i'm a bit scared about it haha
That wasn't even a final boss fight. It was just a torture mini game... Omg the screams 😂
That finish was too much for me! I know he was still alive, but the mutilation of his rectum was just too much!
sixth boss was like a monty python bit
i was having trouble with spear guys so i figured i would watch a speedrunner to see what they do against them. good to know you just run away from them
lmao yea those guy are my worst nightmare
I never beat the game I never knew there was so many items and weapons in the game when the full game comes out it’s gonna be crazy I hope it’s multiplayer imagine having a fist fight with your friends imagine how funny and how much fun that would be I’m honestly really hyped
Actually you're pretty good at this game and I can understand that you only have around 10 fps... Cool video!
thanks! and yea the lag is rough haha
That final boss fight is something else dude, so funny ahhahah
nice vid homie
thanks bud
38:52 was fucking hilarious lmao the way you tripped and busted your ass
I've never had the final boss be a mirror match, only a naked guy! I would have tried finishing him quicker by swapping to the shield and going for a head pop
the end was hilarious
I haven't laughed that hard in soooo long, that last battle was ridiculous 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This was cool to watch
That was worth it for the end boss. This is new ground for the art of video games 😂
Could someone tell if the version with castle arena and playable classes is not restricted, and where to find it, please? Much appreciated)
okay so I don't know why but when I got to the final boss, I just saw a guy with no armor and no weapons.
I thought it was a joke but turns out it was just a bug after all.
Did u have no armor/weapons equipped either? He is supposed to be an exact copy of you and your equipment
Same bro like my dudes a butt-ass naked man lmao
@@truedevin_
In my game 6 appears as naked screaming man no matter what armor i wear
Devin the Impaler
if i just accidentally broke your world record like im gonna be suprised
I played this for the first time today. Holy god I beat a man to death with a small stool, never have I felt so disgusted in a game. The screams bro holy shit. At one point I was begging him to just give up on life.
FInally, I fight my way through hordes of increasingly armoured crackheads. I arrive at the final boss, bloodied and bruised, but ready. Gregorian singing fills my ears as I trudge forward, only to watch from the shadows as my final enemy approaches. He steps forth-
-and is completely naked. no weapons, no armour, not even any clothes par his medieval y-fronts; staring unblinkingly back at me. I seize for a moment, thinking: "What spirit bomb is this guy gonna hit me with?".
Steeling my resolve, I step forward and swing my 2H Mace, it clatters against his head, a surefire kill with nothing to protect his head. But he simply shrugs it off, bleeding profusely, and silently. He refuses to even throw a punch. I hesitate a second time.
The next *hour* is dedicated to killing this guy. My mace reduced him to a quiet pile of flesh and broken bones. I ache from the exhaustion. Throwing up my hands, I go to YT and find this video on my recommended. As I write this he's still on the ground, still staring at me. I know he's won, and I think he does too.
Time. The final boss is time.
i love this comment
Удивительное прохождение финального босса. Кто это придумал? Когда начнутся мемы про мысли босса, который с ужасом ждёт игрока?
i wish you could strip the npcs you killed for their armour and stuff, would be so useful, also if your trying to get a specific outfit
speed run of hell
Giga speed run of hell
Final boss part was a +18 medieval movie hahaah
lmao
71k views and only 201 subs?! Great stream dude keep it up!
Thank you! Yeah this video kind of exploded haha
Well, I've never seen a boss fight like this before.
if you just click right mouse with a 2 hander it locks it to the other hold rather than holding it. just click it again it will go back.
Ohhh I thought my hold was just glitched, that makes sense, ty!