Whatever you do to that spirit, I'll unleash on you tenfold!
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- Опубліковано 27 вер 2024
- Uncle Iroh and the Gaang team up in a desperate attempt to stop Zhao from killing the moon spirit and bringing chaos to the world.
If you like the work I do, then why not paper-bend some dollars my way?: / sealsaregood
Paper-bending is actually very different to origami, but I refuse to elaborate as to how.
The voices are AI generated (with significant editing by me to make them sound the way I envision for the delivery.)
The images are screenshots taken from Avatar: The Last Airbender, with captions added using Imgflip.
The script was written by me and the editing was likewise done by me.
“Why do you want the moon to turn into your girlfriend” is a GENIUS line for Sokka
That'd be rough.
@@crowbar_the_roguebuddy
@@PlebNC *meanwhile, zuko may have made Mai have a rough sensation...*
I'm talking about the part he left his girlfriend in the fire nation for her to go fuZZ herself or something, like bruh dude could not even bring her? like it was not that hard to make the team trust her since zuko was always the only problem all along or idk bro but abandoning her...that was.. *Rough*
To be fair, he spent a night or two with her before he left, so he probably just wanted to make sure her memory of him was positive before he confronted his father and potentially died.@@GAarcher
Oh the Iroh knee
Zuko: "Hey, I thought you said General Zhao was dead?!"
Iroh: "No...I said he sleeps with the fishes. You see..."
General Xiao not Iroh, right?
@@shadowpriest2574for future reference it's spelled Zhao. Not Xiao
@@shadowpriest2574 Wrong. Zuko refers to Iroh’s former self when he was a blood thirsty conqueror but that side of Iroh returns only when he has coitus with fish.
*the water tribe will now have a folklore about a fish that comes out of the sea disguised as a man and then gets layers some girls before getting back to the river and nobody notices, and yes there is a folklore exactly like that in my region so it's not impossible for that to exist in a place that a man made the fish get layd since it's only a small inversion to the story, and yes that would be used by all woman of the water tribe to explain how it was not sokka who rizzled then, but this other dude that can't pay child support*
Lol nice Simpsons reference.
Zhao: "They will call me Zhao the Conqueror! Zhao the Moon-Layer!"
Sokka: "You mean 'Moon-Slayer,' right?"
Zhao: "...I said what I said."
He saw, he conquered, he came
@@ValeBridges *Not even The Great emperor, Biggus Dicckus, The Large, was so big as the great layer of the moon*
@@GAarcher Only ever rivaled by the presence of *the massive, incontinentia buttocks*
He didn't want the fish. He wanted to get intimate with Iroh, truly evil
The moon's layer
Sokka: “Why do you want the moon to turn into your girlfriend?”
Zhao: "The other way around doesn't seem as fun."
Foul 💀
That would be rough, buddy
YOOOOOOOO
Zhao was sent to the fog of lost souls not for his war crimes but rather his penchant for fish buggery.
The moon filed a restraining order so wide they had to send him there just to get him far enough.
I thought it was because he saw Anakin getting ready to talk about his thesis again behind Zuko’s back.
Edit: I despise autocorrect on the phone.
A shame Zhao won’t be remembered for his cunning military leadership, or his daring and ambitious exploits.
No. Cuz you go off just a *little* too hard about wanting to take a fish out on a date and suddenly you’re no longer “Zhao the Conquerer”. You’re “Zhao the Fish Fucker”.
But not THIS fish.
Just ask Kanye how that turned out
He’s now known for his amphibious exploits.
He won't be remembered for his cunning, but his cunnilingus
🤣🤣🤣
"If you harm the moon spirit, Zhao, then i shall relay unto you! The thesis of Anakin Skywalker!"
"I surrender"
Iroh: whatever you do to that spirit, I'll unleash on you 10x
Zhao: *kisses it*
Iroh: f*ck
"Thrust and comes in fish"
"Comes in fish"
Zhao: f*ck indeed
@@edgbarra Eh... if kissing is suction with your lips, wouldn't 10fold of that be more like... vore? Instead of f*cking?
@@edgbarraNAAAAHHHH
Requesting Amon denying the air nomad genocide.
It should be a debate between him and Zaheer
@@rowbeans-l1n lol and Zaheer should somehow lose
@@catwithquill “lose” in the way like “I’m gonna keep talking over you and ignore everything you’re saying nah nah nah boo boo I win.”
Actually, Amon should make the point that the Genocide was carried out by Benders, that the War was fought primarily by Benders, that the Fire Lords were all Benders, and that the Police are Benders. Just have him be extremely racist towards Benders lol.
@@DoomzdehAmon: What about bender-on-bender crime?
0:53 the way I, a girl, was immediately irked by Sokka saying betwixt only to get called out
Meanwhile I, a guy, didn't even register the word until it was pointed out to me
@@squiddler7731same here broski
I feel like this needs to be studied more. I've heard the term before, but I've never used it.
@@squiddler7731 what's thst word
@@themelancholyofgay3543 the word in precise is 'betwixt' it is used like between.
"Ah but you see, the moon is actually a dichotomy" - Anakin Skywalker, probably
In this case it really is since its part of a symbolic yin yang pairing.
@@tylerian4648 Like usual Anakin can see the deeper meaning in things people will often over look. It reveals a dichotomy in a man more sensitive to the force who is more sensitive to his own emotions and the texts which invoke those emotions and his need to balance not only the force but to himself as well. How can a man unbalanced bring balance.
“This” Fish
1:05 huh....for being on a tight schedule, Zhao sure is taking his sweet time humoring this old man instead of killing the fish-WAIT NO, IT'S OUT OF THE WATER ALREADY! HE'S STALLING FOR TIME! HE'S ASPHYXIATING IT!
A genius move.
So he's into THAT.
Outstanding move.
“it drowned”
“??? it’s a fish????”
“nature finds a way”
this mans vernacular has been RUINED by Anakins thesis on dichotomy.
I think you mean IMPROVED!
"Why did he intone "THIS" like that?"
Not Sokka and me sharing the same one braincell.
"This Fish" -Admiral "This Fish" Zhao
Zhao's thesis on "I'm not a fish furry but,"
wouldn't that make him a "scaly" lmao
@@Shujaa24 No Scalies are reptile furries, fish furries are called Gillies
@@rowbeans-l1n Oh, so that's where _gillie_ suits are from.
@@mousermind I never knew the the special forces were so inclusive to Gillies. They even let them gilliesuit on missions.
@@mousermind duh.
Iroh: "Whatever you do to that spirit, I'll unleash on you tenfold!"
*zzzzzip*
Sounds more like he had the hots for iroh, than for that fish 😅
@Hession0Drasha I mean
Who wouldn't
Lol
@@Hession0Drasha Yup. "It's not this fish!"
"Oh, so you mean the other fish?"
*flips a table
I guess it's time for Iroh to show Zhao the 'dragon of the south'.
Then Iroh realizes that he's been holding a fish out of water for like ten minutes while he describes his creepy date and strangles him.
I see Zhao is a very passionate marine biologist
Oh he's passionate alright
I didn't know Zhao really wanted Iroh's love tenfold that much
Maybe Iroh is not ONLY attractive to the ladies XD
i think Zhao likes Iroh
Not that there's anything wrong with that
@@davidwuhrer6704 i mean he did try to kill his nephew a few days before this.
@@yoyo777 I can see why the sentiment is not mutual.
Hi I’m Troy McClure umm I mean Admiral Zhao and you might remember me from such invasions as ‘The Wackiest Invasion of The Southern Water Tribe’ and ‘Admiral Zhao Can’t Go to The Aquarium Anymore’.
a reference as fresh as the fire lord's sense of humor.
1:47 Soka, "Why do you want tue Moon to turn into your Girlfriend?"
Zuko, "Says the man who's Girlfriend turned Into the Moon. Still rough buddy."
Sokka is unchanged, just pointing out the insanity of his world like normal.
He's like Hercule Satan; you don't need to change anything for him to work in parodies.
Zhao’s soldiers must have been questioning his integrity the entire time
Ok when Sokka said “betwixt” I thought that was a mistake, but no it was not!!!
The trick was waiting for 1 second
It's a perfectly cromulant word
Me: "Wait, how does Zhao know what a tuxedo is??" Sokka, immediately after: "Wait, what's a tuxedo?" Me: "DAS WHAT IM SAYIN"
the Tuxedo was invented around 1870 in our world
considering what the technological stance of this world is in korra this is about 1870
@@baronbrummbar8691 you can’t really give it a one-to-one since their development was hastened by bending techniques. It’s also worth noting that the isolationism of the nations by this point led to a disparity in technological progress by ATLA. The Earth Kingdom is like 17th/18th century China. The closest thing we see to technology is in the city and it’s all earthbending based like the tram system so they are a long way off from formal wear like the tuxedo. The fire nation is more advanced because their firebending and natural resources encourage metalurgy and early engines. Technologically they’re in the industrial age but culturally they’re still in a similar period as the earth kingdom but Japanese so they aren’t likely to develop anything comparable. And the northern water tribe is, well, tribal, even more primitive than the earth kingdom’s tech but it looks fancier because you can do more with water. Point being the cultures these nations are built after are all eastern in origin and the 100year war kept them all from advancing socially. Only after the end of ATLA and the founding of republic city did the cultures and technologies rocket forward and begin to resemble something more western, leading to things like tuxedos and the 1930s era culture of LoK. Before that point it’s not really possible to say “this many years ago would be this year in the real world.” It’s not comparable.
@@rowbeans-l1n the world of atla is in general pretty weird
technology should have advanced even as closly as fast with the simple reasoning that that world is tiny
and therefore has way way less people who could invent stuff
Zhao be like “choose me or your pyre, be mine or you will burn!”
“Bring me that fish!”
“But SIR!?!”
The dichotomy between similes and metaphors is actually the perfect example of my theses...
I knew where this was going from the start
Okay but Iroh absolutely would unleash 10x that same love and just be proud of Zhao for softening up enough to accept it
Would you still love me if I turned into a fish?
Zhao always seems off. I just never thought it was a fish kink.
The Gaang's voices are so good!
Pretty cool of you to not use AI stuff for Iroh, whose VA has passed.
"I will now proceed to pleasure myself with this fish"
"why do you want the moon to turn into your girlfriend" sokka, 2024
23 views in 2 minutes? finally bro isn't falling off
Boooo
Come on guys! Write your best water and fish puns here.
When Zhao said he wouldn’t date THIS fish he didn’t have to burn La that hard.
Oops no water and fish pun
Zhao is just salty about being on a dry streak.
the phrasing between all the characters’ dialogue is spot on 😭
To me it seems like he doesn't want to get intimate with a fish, he wants to get intimate with Iroh... Which is perfectly understandable
0:50 Aang is still right, all similes are metaphors they’re just a sub category, like all squares are rectangles, or all corgis are dogs. I guess for a more avatar focused comparison, all sky bison are airbenders but not all airbenders are sky bison.
I swear the AI voice acting is LITTERALLY insane, the possibilities I can see are endless!!!
Aang's AI Voice has definitely come a long way from months ago. Agreed; it is getting impressive.
So what I'm hearing is Zhao wants Iroh to wear a pretty dress and he wants to get intimate with the OCEAN SPIRIT FISH instead of the moon one. That's why he killed the Moon, so he can be the Ocean's rebound boy
1:53 Nahhhh I thought he wanted to get intimate with Iroh and I was on board for that
This transitioned from a show for children into an English lecture fast.
your channel's great; you're like solidjj if solidjj was actually funny
Admirial Cho!!!
Prepare to meet your fate!
Everyone ganking on Zhao for wanting to get intimate with a fish, completely rolling over the fact that he dared his own brother to get intimate with him tenfold.
You can replace the starwars cannon in my brain all you want but i draw the line at forgetting avatar, tread carefully good sir.
I may be in the Army, but I've gotta admit...
SEALS don't miss.
THE FUCKING "whats a tuxedo" TOOK ME OUT then Sokka fucking saying "betwixt" and "why do you want to turn the moon into your girlfriend" lmao
idk why everyones obsessing over the fish situation. he sounds like he wants to get intimate with IROH
In the end, he still killed the fish.
1:47 * Zuko backwalks to deliver his line. *
Maybe he's just got the HOTS for Uncle Iroh. See, it's funny because fire is hot.
Damn. Sokka at the end was just....perfect.
Rolling the weird AI intonation into a joke was very clever 👏
As a Katara-ish person and language nerd, I loved and related to the "Acktchually it's a simile" moment lmao
Zhao's rizz was too dangerous for the world, the world was not ready for him
Ocean spirit terrorizes Zhao for trying to steal his girlfriend.
Iroh: ''Whatever you do to that spirit I'll unleash on you tenfold!''
Zhao: ''Okay, what if I grant it the status of an admiral?''
It really sounds like Admiral Zhao was hoping Uncle Iroh would get hot and heavy with him.
Iroh: "Whatever you do to that Spirit, I will unleash on you tenfold!"
Zhao: "Oh really...?" *unzips pants and places the bag on his groin*
Iroh: "... Perhaps I have spoken out of turn."
This is the joke we all thought about. This is what we've all been wanting. Thank you for actualizing it.
black koi fish: Is this man Trying to Finesse My girl.
This is a masterpiece of modern comedy; brilliantly written!! And excellently voice acted!!!!
he doesn't want the fish, he wants Iroh
When the Ocean spirit was carrying Zhao away, the only reason he refused Zuko's hand was because he was finally living his fantasy of gettin carried off by a giant fish.
well at least he's not into bugs. Or crabs. Or rocks.
I wondered about the tuxedo thing when it was mentioned since I remembered those didn't exist in their world, and then Sokka asked. 😂
Now I just want to know what kind of dress he wants to make the fish wear
Seeing the thumbnail while playing TTYD. Great idea :)
The AI voices are so on point, they're perfect 😂
Zhao's romantic fantasies are horrifying but funny!!
You should've kept the tense music! This would ENHANCE the silliness 🤣🤣
"I am just a fish" plays in background*
"People don't do that type of thing with fish."
You should do the scene in Lake Laogai of Iroh convincing Zuko not to steal Appa
Just sounds like he wants Iroh to take him on a date LOL.
And the ocean spirit would hunt him down just for trying to steal his girl.
"Go fuck another fish, Zhao!" - Peacemaker, probably
eating fish given a whole new meaning
The delivery of the intonation was my favorite part, lmao.
The fussy must hit different
To quote the great Suzaku Kururugi: "I'll now proceed to pleasure myself with this fish.”
1:21 That Sokka AI though...
I get the feeling he might know Troy McClure, from an aquarium.
"why did he intone 'this' like that?" was the best line by far.
"Why do you want the Moon to turn into your Girlfriend?" One word, Sokka. Raylum.
1:49 coming from sokka is the crazy part
He almost proceeded to pleasure himself with that fish.
Iroh: "I'll unleash on you tenfold!"
Zhao: sucks on the fish*
Iroh: 😳
“Betwixt similes and metaphors”
I think he wants Iroh
I thought he was just really into Iroh for a good minute
Anyone else felt it was still sthpid his fire somehow got through the water but also somehow DIDN'T also kill the ocean?
Are there even tuxedos in this era?
Then Sokka: "wait, what's a tuxedo?"
Oh Sokka, you BEAUTIFUL man with ugly hair that's on the same wavelenght as me