[Arknights] Hoshiguma's Going to Jail? (Subtitled)

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  • Опубліковано 30 чер 2022
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  • @Exozealots
    @Exozealots 2 роки тому +150

    Swire: Ch'en! What the hell are you doing?!
    Hoshiguma: Is this the Yuri route or has Yuri chosen me?
    *Unfazed by the situation as she gets kidnapped by Ch'en*
    Ch'en: Were going home! Also, No this is not the Yuri route Hosh! I'm getting you out of here before someone finds you in that suit?
    Hoshiguma: Oh you mean my undercover casion play girl suit? Didn't you say we need it for an up and coming sting operation with of one of the T.F.M?
    Ch'en: We can talk about it later.
    Hoshiguma: Ok, but why you putting me inside the trunk?
    Ch'en: ........
    *Slams the trunk when Hoshiguma in it.*
    Swire: Ch'en release Hoshiguma now! Beforen I am force to use the anti horny squad!
    Ch'en: You wouldn't dare! Also No!
    Swire: Welp negotiations have failed.
    *Press the Anti no Horny button in her pocket with a loud click*
    Ch'en: Oh Swire you so-
    -Payday 2 Deathrow music plays.
    *A flashbang was rolled underneath Ch'en follow by a loud familiar beeping sound.*
    Ch'en: My eyes! OFMPH!
    *Get's drop kick by a feline that is wearing full black riot police gear with night vision googles. This is the Anti Horny Cloaker*
    Cloaker: I'm gonna beat the horny out or horny of you degenerate girl!
    *Does police brutality on Ch'en with baton and shock baton.*
    Tazer: Hey save some from me!
    *Tazes Ch'en as she tries to cut Cloaker in half.*
    Bulldozer: OK I'M HERE! WHO NEEDS TO GET THE HORNY OUT OF THEM!
    *Brust through a concrete wall.*
    Swire: It's her!
    *Points at Ch'en getting beating up, meanwhile a Field Medic is helping Hoshiguma out of the trunk. She's apparently unfazed by the situation since this happen the third time.*
    Field Medic: Don't worry now. I brought drugs, and anti Horny drugs. Now you need medical care?
    Hoshiguma: I'm good.
    *Walks toward the dressing room to redress herself.*
    Ch'en: Nooooooooo! I want he-
    *Get's Baton bonk by the Cloaker.*
    Swire: Wow, can't believe these T.F.M police squad are very lethal against Horniness. Why can't they do that on regular police work?
    Spy: Because If they do, there likely to cause more damaged than good. Even if they took down the bad guys, chances are they shot the suspect to death before they integrated them. Plus they do what they do best.
    Swire: Oh....
    Spy: Also I need you to stop writing you Yaoi Fanfics of Doctor with many of the male Operatives.
    Swire: What are you? President of my Yaoi Fan club?
    Spy: No. That will be your Mother!
    *Shows hidden Lwed Photos of her mother in various cosplay outfit doing many lwed things with her father. There's even one there cosplay as her two best friends.*
    Swire: What The Acutal Funk Spy! How did you manage?!
    Spy: There's more. I even have photos of you doin-
    Swire: Ok Ok you made your point! I will stop my Yaoi Fanfics of Doctor in it. But that doesn't stop me from making more Yaoi fanfics.
    Spy: So long it's not the Doctor or any one of us un the T.F.M you will be fine.
    Swire: Soo.... why are you here exactly?
    Spy: I'm here to get my 1 Million LMD Victorian Custom Suit from this shop. I spare no expenses on fine suits.
    Swire: What?! Your suit is more expensive than mine own?! All for a single suit!?
    Spy: Yep.
    End.

    • @Bake-kurijra
      @Bake-kurijra 2 роки тому +7

      Nice one . I like the botan reference . But how is hurricane doing . I’m just curious. Has he get enough that family Jewels protection yet ? . Also botan bonk . You mean Hololive botan right lol

    • @blackimagination7637
      @blackimagination7637 2 роки тому +13

      dude literally writing entire books in comment

    • @dr.yamato1506
      @dr.yamato1506 Рік тому +1

      Jesus

    • @shushibento4753
      @shushibento4753 Рік тому +3

      Did i see a TF2 spy reference?

    • @thunderknight4149
      @thunderknight4149 Рік тому +1

      @@shushibento4753 Hell yeah, meet the spy.

  • @linkoln579521
    @linkoln579521 2 роки тому +51

    imagine meeting a 6 feet tall hoshiguma wearing a bunny suit

  • @LusterScarlet
    @LusterScarlet 2 роки тому +83

    I really like how Ch'en just casually princess carry Hoshiguma and run away.
    despite different in height (and probably huge different in weight too, implied from Hoshiguma's size and her being heavy drinker.)

    • @IliyaMoroumetz
      @IliyaMoroumetz 2 роки тому +15

      And a heavy lifter. Hoshiguma held up the floor of a collapsing building, while injured! She don't skip leg day, that's for sure.

    • @wyveriusblackfire3834
      @wyveriusblackfire3834 Рік тому +3

      The R6S event confirms Terrans are far and away stronger than humans, so she probably has no issue carrying her around.

  • @mommydiegroe1716
    @mommydiegroe1716 2 роки тому +78

    Madame Ch'en, once she saw Hoshi in her playboy suit, decided in an instant that she's arrested - to be imprisoned somewhere but not behind prison bars. 😌♥️

  • @kennar5348
    @kennar5348 2 роки тому +18

    4th CHEN HAS CITRUS MANGAS CONFIRMED

  • @hussincute3634
    @hussincute3634 2 роки тому +41

    Chen :she's mine!!!!!!

  • @riyuugin
    @riyuugin 2 роки тому +15

    "And thats how i married your dad" kind of plot

  • @rickeydeng7695
    @rickeydeng7695 2 роки тому +12

    1:05 I like how Chen has a collection of yuri mangas (sakura trick, citrus, bloom into you)

  • @ziziou_416
    @ziziou_416 2 роки тому +32

    Hahaha I think I saw Yuri mangas in Chen office 👀

    • @riyuugin
      @riyuugin 2 роки тому +1

      Let that sink

  • @Gacha-Ritual-Master
    @Gacha-Ritual-Master 2 роки тому +136

    Each day we spend understanding that Hoshiguma needs a skin on the same level as the best skin in the game which is obviously summer Shining, it's a day well spent.

    • @mattb896
      @mattb896 2 роки тому +4

      You are absolutely the farthest thing from wrong right now.

  • @Tiopilot
    @Tiopilot 2 роки тому +8

    1:04 I did not know that the lack of family attention affected Ch'en too much

  • @friendlyfire3412
    @friendlyfire3412 2 роки тому +16

    Imagine hoshi just breaks it effortlessly

  • @Sceptera
    @Sceptera 2 роки тому +12

    Chen got Her present.

  • @dustronomyjose2545
    @dustronomyjose2545 2 роки тому +36

    Got the same mind when I see hoshiguma on a bunny suit
    and a question who here have Hoshiguma as the first waifu before the W event basically after Grani and the Knights' Treasure the very first event "not the RERUN"

    • @zaxzainal.5077
      @zaxzainal.5077 2 роки тому +1

      Me. I have her E2 level 50 during that. And now she is max level with M9

    • @KateZg
      @KateZg 2 роки тому

      I got Hoshiguma, Nightingale and Silverash in the starter banner (At the very start of the arknights global)

    • @DeathScythe357
      @DeathScythe357 2 роки тому

      Me

    • @mikazukiaugus1273
      @mikazukiaugus1273 2 роки тому +1

      that was literal NEURON ACTIVATION

  • @otcho8307
    @otcho8307 2 роки тому +8

    ch'en really going goblin mode

  • @Vet_eranNoob
    @Vet_eranNoob 2 роки тому +55

    im feeling MAD vibes from her... do dragons turns into heat at some point?

    • @diavolojaegar
      @diavolojaegar 2 роки тому +2

      Perhaps

    • @momsaccount4033
      @momsaccount4033 2 роки тому +3

      They might get in heat

    • @DeathScythe357
      @DeathScythe357 2 роки тому +2

      Who knows maybe

    • @totsukabladez369
      @totsukabladez369 2 роки тому +6

      I remember reading an entire book about dragon biology while in Taiwan (Yeah, it’s a real book on behaviors, types, and species locations). Dragons do go into heat, but don’t go into it again after having their first time. Since Ch’en is most likely a virgin, she will have heat cycles until she loses her virginity.

  • @rachmatzulfiqar
    @rachmatzulfiqar 2 роки тому +3

    Closure : the perpetrator of all shady things, of which will eventually, ends up in a CLOSURE XD

  • @zk9506
    @zk9506 2 роки тому +3

    You are being arrested
    For what crime, officer?
    For being TOO CUTE

  • @OneBiasedOpinion
    @OneBiasedOpinion 2 роки тому +16

    I don’t even play Arknights, but this got me chuckling like a villain.
    Sis saw goals and took them for herself with an iron fist. 👌

  • @eyywannn8601
    @eyywannn8601 2 роки тому +4

    It’s fortunate none of the many warcrimes Doktah has committed was never brought to light.

  • @YoungYuri19
    @YoungYuri19 2 роки тому +3

    1:06
    Liz to Aoi Tori
    Sakura Trick
    Citrus
    Yagate Kimi ni Naru.
    wait hold up 🤨

  • @thekingofcheese9005
    @thekingofcheese9005 Рік тому +2

    "Jail" is a weird way to spell "Ch'en's room"

  • @kryzstakzuwu7844
    @kryzstakzuwu7844 2 роки тому +4

    It just made my day 🗿

  • @lucasthehonkaimanectric1690
    @lucasthehonkaimanectric1690 2 роки тому +1

    Well press f to pay respects to hoshiguma

  • @happypants5127
    @happypants5127 2 роки тому +2

    Ch'en got in the end 2 gift's

  • @highlevelchaindevil4886
    @highlevelchaindevil4886 Рік тому +1

    Get back here damn it that's my bunny girl!!!😤

  • @mikukobariyoisaplayer
    @mikukobariyoisaplayer 2 роки тому +1

    Ah Yes,Hoshiguma Moona

  • @Zack_Zander
    @Zack_Zander Рік тому

    Right... depends on what she mean by "Jail"

  • @ravikaunilah1142
    @ravikaunilah1142 2 роки тому

    Where's the rabbit's ear!!!!!!

  • @DeathScythe357
    @DeathScythe357 2 роки тому

    I don't think our Hoshiguma going behind bar Madam Ch'en were do you think your going with Hoshiguma 🤔

  • @SergioTheSurge
    @SergioTheSurge Рік тому

    I’m with Swire! THATS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED TO HAPPEN! Lol

  • @miku_exe6177
    @miku_exe6177 Рік тому

    1:05 WTF 🤨🤨🤨

  • @Angelina-San
    @Angelina-San 2 роки тому +1

    how is break he ice event I can't play cuz I am literally hospitalized
    (Yes for weeks)

    • @blackwatch1326
      @blackwatch1326 2 роки тому

      Decent except the boss is stupid

    • @prettysureidateyourmom5104
      @prettysureidateyourmom5104 2 роки тому

      @@blackwatch1326 just surtr her

    • @Angelina-San
      @Angelina-San 2 роки тому

      oh

    • @Someone-yb2xp
      @Someone-yb2xp 2 роки тому

      @@Angelina-San boss will literally lock your deployed units for a while (make em cant use skill, can't attack and heal) for every 25% of its hp lost

  • @SlayerGodOfDeath
    @SlayerGodOfDeath 2 роки тому

    yuri come 1st than the law

  • @slava4017
    @slava4017 2 роки тому

    Nice Time Machine you have there
    Gib me one for nucleotide purposes~
    Disclaimer : may or may not 🙃

  • @bababoey_
    @bababoey_ 2 роки тому

    Me who never played ARK:
    Ahhh yes, haha, funny funny

  • @zeromcvn6968
    @zeromcvn6968 Рік тому

    Hmmm 0 like