I'm confused. The Interview asks if you'd kill your mother in self defense. Keyword "Self Defense". That means she's coming at you with intent to harm or kill, and as far as I know, that's justifiable homicide. Why this one incident makes a man a serial killer, which is defined as a person who kills multiple times, has an MO, and has cooldown periods between killings, I don't know.
I like how the ammo boxes in Slaughtering Grounds just float and are upside down. The developers just threw their hands in the air and shouted WE DON'T GIVE A DAMN!
***** You're not kidding. One of Jim Sterling's recent videos said some people are trying to take entire pre-made and pre-purchased tutorials for Unity or Unreal and post them as finished games on Steam; one of them- a game called Uncrowded- succeeded. It's a Unity tutorial canned UnitZ that was completely unaltered and it's being sold as a finished game by someone who bought it.
Actually the original Wolfenstein 3D on DOS didn't have different ammo types. Later versions with new weapons (I believe the Mac and maybe the SNES) did, though. And that doesn't save The Slaughtering Grounds from shitheap territory.
I know this is super late but that clip of a guy being shot in the Interview was a real shooting. It was a father shooting the man who had molested his son in the head when he was being led away from the courtroom.
Games like these are the exact reason I stick to mostly older games and the occasional new game whenever a family member buys them. The PC indie game scene started out as something pretty cool but now it's become people shitting out games to make a quick buck. When the shitty freeware games that populated AOL discs have better quality than you, you have failed. There's the occasional diamond in the rough though, like the Ys series by Nihon Falcom (which in Japan is indie as Falcom themselves publish it, though Xseed Games does it in the US), which is an awesome (with Ys I & II being less awesome but still pretty good) series of Action RPGs that's undoubtedly worth checking out. It also runs on almost any PC now because of how low spec it is, not to mention it has great music (the tracks Scarlet Tempest and Water Prison come to mind)
***** Yeah; there are some real horror stories out there now; and not just the crappy ones intended to appeal to youtubers. People just have no shame on Steam anymore, and Steam's quality control isn't enough to keep all of the shit out.
***** That's implying it has quality control. Air Control was only removed a few months after it came out and a ton of controversy. There are still many games on Steam that are absolutely broken and some that shouldn't be on the store. This is partly why I prefer platforms like GOG.com, because, you know, they rarely ever put bad games on it.
***** Air Control- I'm convinced- was only removed because it contained copyrighted material; unless a game does that or goes out of its way to be offensive (like Hatred or- I shit you not- a Greenlight game called "Kill the Fagggot") then Steam just leaves it up.
***** That really goes to show how little Valve cares about their Steam service. Well, that and the numerous other issues with it, but that's besides the point.
@@Darklordjadow1 Hi I'm Seth and I'm making a game called xenomon here is the demo so you can do a review of it www.mediafire.com/file/2ul0elh5m8070nr/xenomon_the_final_game_PC_version_demo_unfinish.exe/file
Okay, i''l say this about the games. Mountain, Shit idea, shit game. Who would waist their time with that? The Interview. Good concept, looks really poorly executed. Wish a real studio would attempt that idea. Grass Simulator About what I expected. If it was only like a dollar I would buy it as a joke to play on my friends. But 10 dollars? Fuck that. Spermination . Like The Interview that looks like a good concept, a funny one at that. I could see that as a 2d type shooter like life force. But once again, a real studio should have done it, not whoever the fuck did make it. The Slautering Grounds. Looks like if Air Control was a first person military Shooter. All in all i don't know how you can stand to play some of this shit man. I really feel for ya.
Mrcool210 I am hard-pressed to disagree with any of your assessments. I have no idea how some of this shit gets on Steam. Well these weren't too bad to play through considering I've recently done Carmageddon. Mountain, The Interview, and Grass Simulator took a grand total of about an hour to play, Spermination maybe half an hour to beat, and Slaughtering Grounds I had to keep running away to jot down more shit to complain about but otherwise was fairly easy to play through (especially once I figured out just how little the game cares about your actual input to it). Plus games this bad are super easy to write for to me.
I think Mountain is supposed to be in the same vein as something like Journey, Bound, and Abzu. Low impact relaxation games about calmly exploring a pretty environment. Problem is they didn't have the budget for stuff like "environments" or "pretty graphics" or "soothing orchestral soundtracks".
@@Darklordjadow1 Hi I'm Seth and I'm making a game called xenomon here is the demo so you can do a review of it www.mediafire.com/file/2ul0elh5m8070nr/xenomon_the_final_game_PC_version_demo_unfinish.exe/file
@@TheGeoshark I agree mountain is obviously trying to ape something like journey.......difference is journey was amazing.......like almost life changing changingly so.....in so far as a video game can be.......and mountain is a pile of shit that acts pretentious and smart or cerebral when it has absolutely no right to.......just because it's "different," doesn't make it art
I have beef assist pc gaming too, consoles are SO much more convenient in comparison. The only gaming i do on my computer is on Vizzed or Online-Console because i have little money. Check them out they have TONS of games and you don't need to download anything so no harm done 2 your computer.
The Medic saying "I have no idea" could have been the review for most of the crap on steam,btw if you want to play good steam games try portal,counter strike global offense, arma 3, dayz, half life, and tf2. But i think you have already tried tf2.
I've heard they are taking jim sterling to court.. i hope they lose. you should be able to call a shit game shit. a turd is a turd.. it doesn't matter whos ass it came from.
+Robert Luke Yes, Digital Homicide is taking Jim Sterling to court because they think every single thing that he's ever said about them has been lies to demolish their business. Sterling is confident that it'll work out but he's got a lot of crap to go through to get through it.
Robert Luke Even people who don't like Jim Sterling are on his side on this lawsuit: nobody should get sued for criticizing a consumer product! If Digital Homicide were to win and set a precedent then what on Earth would stop Warner Brothers from suing every critic who criticized Batman V Superman when that obviously hurt the movie's performance? The ONLY people rooting for Digital Homicide are the other indie developers who think Sterling picks on them for his own profit.
Zachary Rustay I would if not for two concerns: 1) My NES barely works; I would need to get one of those retron consoles that plays NES, SNES, and Genesis games 2) I think Jekyll and Hyde is pretty strongly associated with the AVGN.
I’m looking for good indies on steam that I’ve missed out on and somehow this is the first video that popped up… I see this is old but just so you know there are hundreds of trash games on console now if not thousands. It’s not difficult to get a game on PlayStation Xbox may have more people checking for shovelware or trash games selling just for an easy platinum trophy. Either way if you’re looking for shit games I guess this is the channel for you 👍🏻
TheBaldBeardedGamer Easy now; that is a bold statement! ... ... oh who am I kidding; Alien Syndrome is so much better. At least you can laugh at how much we collectively suck at it.
shnick1990 From what I've seen, people only say that because PCs have better performance and, if you play your cards right, better performance at the same price as a console, though few of the those PC Master Race people realize that PCs and consoles are even because they win in different respects and this is coming from a guy who plays mostly on PC.
***** Exactly. On PC, you can get things such as better performance, mods, and in some cases exclusive features (like GTA IV's video editor). However, the catch is that you'd need a PC that has a proper optimization for nearly every game (There are a few games I've played on both my desktop and laptop that wouldn't work properly on one of them but fine on the other, despite the two being almost equal in specs), and because of this, PC games are prone to bugs and glitches a lot more than what consoles get. On consoles, you don't get the features the PC may have, but at the same time you don't have to worry about a game not working properly. There might be some other ups and downs I'm missing, but the bottom line is that there isn't an inferior side to choose.
shnick1990 Not to mention PC owners getting fucked over depending on what GPU maker they chose. AMD has been getting the crap end of the stick lately with PC games made only for Nvidia cards.
***** I suppose it's a good thing I mostly only play PC games from the mid 90s to late 2000s, then, because I'm not sure I could properly choose the components needed to make a proper gaming PC.
shnick1990 It's honestly what people prefer. If those want to play PC, then fine. If those want to play console, then thats fine. I will agree that the PC master race thing is rather annoying. :/
This is why I stick to Nintendo. Are they a perfect company? No. No professional gaming company is perfect not even Nintendo. Nintendo however as well as other professional gaming developers have a little something we call oh I don't know FREAKING QUALITY CONTROL! This is something that Steam apparently lacks because if they did have quality control they wouldn't let games like this get out the door in the state that they are in. Why does stuff like this exist? Yes stare at a mountain. A game where all you do is stare at a mountain and that's the game and to add insult to injury unless you somehow pirated it YOU PAID MONEY FOR THE GAME! Selling games that are this terrible to the point where you can't even consider them "games" as shoddy incomplete betas should be considered a freaking crime. Now don't get me wrong. Some games on Steam can be decent but that does not change the fact that Steam needs quality control to ensure that the games function as games so we don't get crap like this.
warioland523 Shortly after I published this collection of reviews Steam implemented a policy where any player can demand a refund for any Steam game- as long as they have owned it for less than two weeks and played it less than two hours. Let's all just agree it's because of me. ;) There are several games on Steam that don't even run. There's a game called Silicone 2 (or Silicon 2- I forget) where you can use a cheat code to unlock all of the levels and there are only a few levels in the entire game that DON'T crash the instant you try to load them- regardless of what kind of PC you're running. Hell, I bought Surgeon Simulator and it won't run on my PC.
***** Oh no not Heavy Rain. I can't think about that game without thinking of the worst let's player on all of UA-cam and how that's one of his favorite games.
Well did you hear a new prime game! Oh wait it is a crapy shooter that should be a new IP, but they slapped the metroid title to sell more copies!!!! Thanks Nintendo. But there is hope. It might be a troll to get every one mad than say "hey retro is making a new metroid game", and every one gets hyped,they sell a bunch of copies.
Nah, that comment still holds true; even the most broken games ever released on consoles are STILL more functional than Air Control... granted, that's not very high bar to pass.
I would have to highly disagree with you on mountain. There is a huge concept behind it, and its not meant to be a traditional game like you are thinking. There is a LOT of secret stuff to do with it as well. I just felt like saying that you didnt quite understand why that game exists. It really doesn't fit into the mold you are looking at here. I didn't like mountain that much but it really isn't what you think it is. Edit: that being said of course steam is in severe need of quality control. They expect the customers to do so with their wallets but thats not enough.
***** Well yeah; Goat Simulator is a real game. I've seen the guys from Team Four Star play that- it looks awesome. Surgeon Simulator looks awesome too (I bought it; it won't run on my computer) but all the rest of the simulators I've seen are "joke" games that have no reason to exist.
I disagree to some extent. I think the problem here is false advertising which the platform enables because hey... making money from a shitty game is just as good from a great game. Ultimately I think consumers need more discretion. We need to look beyond shiny marketing materials.
Grass Simulator is ten bucks! Lol, that made me laugh, why would anyone buy a 'grass simulator' anyway, it'd be as stupid as buying a 'paint drying simulator'.
Hey man, awesome review. Keep up the good work. Looking forward to your much anticipated blues brothers 2000 review, it's on my radar, Titus suck so bad. Good thing they shut down.
Ranking the games shown here from best to worst; (not that any of them are good) Spermination: Honestly the more interesting games in concept. Despite the uncanny valley baby model at the end, it has decent N64 era graphics. If it were more refined and had more weapons, I kinda would like it. But probably the main reason I say it's the better game is because it got a really funny reaction out of you. The Interview: I kinda enjoy psychological horror and surreal level design, but that's the only thing that puts it on the low end of this list. What happened to Cursor Lock? Might as well play True Fear at that point. Mountain: "Patience"? Heh, just the thing this game likes to test. Even a serene atmosphere can't hold my attention that long. This seems like a Net Yaroze model demo. The Slaughtering Grounds: Wow, I didn't expect Digital Homicide to not be the worst thing in a video. It's trying to be Killing Floor, I beleive; Slaughering Grounds is a very similar title, even. But damn is it bad. I spent less than ten dollars each for the Metro games on sale! And DigiHom charges more than that for less content. Yeah, no. Go play Metro. Grass Simulator: When people say they'd rather watch grass grow, they normally don't need to pay ten bucks to do it! What's worse is that Snowfall borderline plagiarizes Skyrim.
Yeah, if you're going to depend on someone else to quality control what you buy then stay away from PC gaming; PC gaming gives you a lot of freedom but freedom requires you to know what you're doing. People bitch about steam quality control but honestly a little bit of research before buying crap is all you need (just google it ffs).
Claims to hate PC gaming, despite having of repeatedly said that his favorite game of all time is a PC exclusive game and seems to have a decent collection of PC games.
In his defense, he _does_ mention that there are exceptions, and I think a lot of the games in his collection are donated/review material. Emphasis on the "think" though.
Aqua Lizard Very doubtful; I've really only played a few systems. I could always talk about the Wii; how as the system went on fewer and fewer games made use of the motion controls, Nintendo took the hint, and they designed the Wii U and its controller so that it can be played like one of the other standard consoles with minimal difficulty in porting.
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"The exploding cows killed me"
Normally that phrase would make no sense, but in this case it made more sense than the whole game.
I'm confused.
The Interview asks if you'd kill your mother in self defense. Keyword "Self Defense". That means she's coming at you with intent to harm or kill, and as far as I know, that's justifiable homicide. Why this one incident makes a man a serial killer, which is defined as a person who kills multiple times, has an MO, and has cooldown periods between killings, I don't know.
So uh... this game is so black and white it would make Onision look sophisticated.
I like how the ammo boxes in Slaughtering Grounds just float and are upside down. The developers just threw their hands in the air and shouted WE DON'T GIVE A DAMN!
That moment when you realise...
YOU HAVE NO IDEA
Steam seriously needs better quality control.
***** You're not kidding. One of Jim Sterling's recent videos said some people are trying to take entire pre-made and pre-purchased tutorials for Unity or Unreal and post them as finished games on Steam; one of them- a game called Uncrowded- succeeded. It's a Unity tutorial canned UnitZ that was completely unaltered and it's being sold as a finished game by someone who bought it.
Darklordjadow1 it's pathetic in which how many people actually get away with that
Actually now they have no quality control. You can pay them 100$ and your game will be shipped within a month.
QA is not a thing in 2020, 2019, 2018, 2017, 2016, 2015, 2014, 2013, 2012 and 2011.
@@EddieKMusic Bump! The video "Steam Direct is Hot Garbage" proved it.
This is probably your funniest video I've seen you do yet,keep up the work, your tremendously underrated
To this day I still label job interviews on my calendar as "He Intervie".
17:08 Wolfenstein 3D had universal ammo. All weapons used the same type of ammo, but the better weapons ate it up much faster.
That sounds like a better universal ammo system than this. I imagine they also gave you much more ammo than Slaughtering Grounds does.
Well at least Wolfenstein didn't have you hold a specific gun to get ammo for it.
Actually the original Wolfenstein 3D on DOS didn't have different ammo types. Later versions with new weapons (I believe the Mac and maybe the SNES) did, though. And that doesn't save The Slaughtering Grounds from shitheap territory.
12:55 that face 😂😂😂😂😂😂
LOL BATMAN 64
YOU RACE THROUGH GOTHAM CITY DRIVING THROUGH JOKER'S RINGS! HAHAHA
13:00 you missed a chance to replace that thing with "YOU'RE WINNER!"
The first one isn’t even a game, its a screen saver.
Can you do one on Ride to hell?
+bokiller33 That is the next video that I'm working on.
I know this is super late but that clip of a guy being shot in the Interview was a real shooting. It was a father shooting the man who had molested his son in the head when he was being led away from the courtroom.
So, in other words, the damn "game" is a snuff film. Someone investigate that dev! He should be on an FBI watchlist!
Games like these are the exact reason I stick to mostly older games and the occasional new game whenever a family member buys them. The PC indie game scene started out as something pretty cool but now it's become people shitting out games to make a quick buck. When the shitty freeware games that populated AOL discs have better quality than you, you have failed.
There's the occasional diamond in the rough though, like the Ys series by Nihon Falcom (which in Japan is indie as Falcom themselves publish it, though Xseed Games does it in the US), which is an awesome (with Ys I & II being less awesome but still pretty good) series of Action RPGs that's undoubtedly worth checking out. It also runs on almost any PC now because of how low spec it is, not to mention it has great music (the tracks Scarlet Tempest and Water Prison come to mind)
***** Yeah; there are some real horror stories out there now; and not just the crappy ones intended to appeal to youtubers. People just have no shame on Steam anymore, and Steam's quality control isn't enough to keep all of the shit out.
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That's implying it has quality control. Air Control was only removed a few months after it came out and a ton of controversy. There are still many games on Steam that are absolutely broken and some that shouldn't be on the store. This is partly why I prefer platforms like GOG.com, because, you know, they rarely ever put bad games on it.
*****
Air Control- I'm convinced- was only removed because it contained copyrighted material; unless a game does that or goes out of its way to be offensive (like Hatred or- I shit you not- a Greenlight game called "Kill the Fagggot") then Steam just leaves it up.
*****
That really goes to show how little Valve cares about their Steam service. Well, that and the numerous other issues with it, but that's besides the point.
*****
Yes; they really do the minimal amount of policing possible.
Grass Simulator's Snowfall looks like Skyrim! :D ... If it was on alpha state! :D
KNight Stwenk Wow. There's no way it's the same map though, right?
@@Darklordjadow1 I think it's flat-out plagiarism.
@@Darklordjadow1 Hi I'm Seth and I'm making a game called xenomon here is the demo so you can do a review of it www.mediafire.com/file/2ul0elh5m8070nr/xenomon_the_final_game_PC_version_demo_unfinish.exe/file
Years later, but why do I get the feeling Spermination was inspired by that one sequence from the Family Guy episode where Bertram was introduced?
Have you tried "Red Mist: Rivers of Blood" (PC) on Steam?
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I kid u not, he turned himself into a mountain.
Funniest thing I"ve ever seen
Okay, i''l say this about the games.
Mountain, Shit idea, shit game. Who would waist their time with that?
The Interview. Good concept, looks really poorly executed. Wish a real studio would attempt that idea.
Grass Simulator About what I expected. If it was only like a dollar I would buy it as a joke to play on my friends. But 10 dollars? Fuck that.
Spermination . Like The Interview that looks like a good concept, a funny one at that. I could see that as a 2d type shooter like life force. But once again, a real studio should have done it, not whoever the fuck did make it.
The Slautering Grounds. Looks like if Air Control was a first person military Shooter.
All in all i don't know how you can stand to play some of this shit man. I really feel for ya.
Mrcool210 I am hard-pressed to disagree with any of your assessments. I have no idea how some of this shit gets on Steam.
Well these weren't too bad to play through considering I've recently done Carmageddon. Mountain, The Interview, and Grass Simulator took a grand total of about an hour to play, Spermination maybe half an hour to beat, and Slaughtering Grounds I had to keep running away to jot down more shit to complain about but otherwise was fairly easy to play through (especially once I figured out just how little the game cares about your actual input to it). Plus games this bad are super easy to write for to me.
I think Mountain is supposed to be in the same vein as something like Journey, Bound, and Abzu. Low impact relaxation games about calmly exploring a pretty environment. Problem is they didn't have the budget for stuff like "environments" or "pretty graphics" or "soothing orchestral soundtracks".
Air Control is a 1st person shooter
@@Darklordjadow1 Hi I'm Seth and I'm making a game called xenomon here is the demo so you can do a review of it www.mediafire.com/file/2ul0elh5m8070nr/xenomon_the_final_game_PC_version_demo_unfinish.exe/file
@@TheGeoshark I agree mountain is obviously trying to ape something like journey.......difference is journey was amazing.......like almost life changing changingly so.....in so far as a video game can be.......and mountain is a pile of shit that acts pretentious and smart or cerebral when it has absolutely no right to.......just because it's "different," doesn't make it art
I have an idea for a game on Steam I'd love to see you review: Freedom Planet.
10:00 I swear this entire game was based on a Family Guy episode.
I have beef assist pc gaming too, consoles are SO much more convenient in comparison. The only gaming i do on my computer is on Vizzed or Online-Console because i have little money. Check them out they have TONS of games and you don't need to download anything so no harm done 2 your computer.
Nice one man steam is a strange place. Here is a good steam game called one finger death punch.
Do you think you will buy splatoon?
You too damn funny when you rage dafuq out. 😂😂😂
The Medic saying "I have no idea" could have been the review for most of the crap on steam,btw if you want to play good steam games try portal,counter strike global offense, arma 3, dayz, half life, and tf2. But i think you have already tried tf2.
Why am I here?
I HAVE NO IDEA!
Anytime a steam game says “experimental” it’s a excuse for it to be bad and boring with glitches
You never did Dive into the titanic
Watch the third of these indie specials; I did Dive to the Titanic there
I've heard they are taking jim sterling to court.. i hope they lose. you should be able to call a shit game shit. a turd is a turd.. it doesn't matter whos ass it came from.
+Robert Luke Yes, Digital Homicide is taking Jim Sterling to court because they think every single thing that he's ever said about them has been lies to demolish their business. Sterling is confident that it'll work out but he's got a lot of crap to go through to get through it.
I'm rooting for the sterling lol!.
Robert Luke
Even people who don't like Jim Sterling are on his side on this lawsuit: nobody should get sued for criticizing a consumer product! If Digital Homicide were to win and set a precedent then what on Earth would stop Warner Brothers from suing every critic who criticized Batman V Superman when that obviously hurt the movie's performance?
The ONLY people rooting for Digital Homicide are the other indie developers who think Sterling picks on them for his own profit.
They did lost after all.
I think that you should review the cookie ninja guy
Would you review Dr Jekyll and Mr hyde on nes
Zachary Rustay I would if not for two concerns:
1) My NES barely works; I would need to get one of those retron consoles that plays NES, SNES, and Genesis games
2) I think Jekyll and Hyde is pretty strongly associated with the AVGN.
I’m looking for good indies on steam that I’ve missed out on and somehow this is the first video that popped up… I see this is old but just so you know there are hundreds of trash games on console now if not thousands. It’s not difficult to get a game on PlayStation Xbox may have more people checking for shovelware or trash games selling just for an easy platinum trophy. Either way if you’re looking for shit games I guess this is the channel for you 👍🏻
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Wow. All these games are terrible. I guess that sperm game is suppose to show you how hard it is to win in real life. LOL! Great review old friend!
TheBaldBeardedGamer Thanks, man!
So you don't want to come over to give Grass Simulator a try?
I will come over but we ain't playing Grass Simulator. Alien Syndrome is better then Grass Simulator.
TheBaldBeardedGamer
Easy now; that is a bold statement!
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... oh who am I kidding; Alien Syndrome is so much better. At least you can laugh at how much we collectively suck at it.
This is why PC gamers need to cut it out with the "PC Master Race" propaganda.
shnick1990 From what I've seen, people only say that because PCs have better performance and, if you play your cards right, better performance at the same price as a console, though few of the those PC Master Race people realize that PCs and consoles are even because they win in different respects and this is coming from a guy who plays mostly on PC.
***** Exactly. On PC, you can get things such as better performance, mods, and in some cases exclusive features (like GTA IV's video editor).
However, the catch is that you'd need a PC that has a proper optimization for nearly every game (There are a few games I've played on both my desktop and laptop that wouldn't work properly on one of them but fine on the other, despite the two being almost equal in specs), and because of this, PC games are prone to bugs and glitches a lot more than what consoles get.
On consoles, you don't get the features the PC may have, but at the same time you don't have to worry about a game not working properly. There might be some other ups and downs I'm missing, but the bottom line is that there isn't an inferior side to choose.
shnick1990
Not to mention PC owners getting fucked over depending on what GPU maker they chose. AMD has been getting the crap end of the stick lately with PC games made only for Nvidia cards.
***** I suppose it's a good thing I mostly only play PC games from the mid 90s to late 2000s, then, because I'm not sure I could properly choose the components needed to make a proper gaming PC.
shnick1990 It's honestly what people prefer. If those want to play PC, then fine. If those want to play console, then thats fine.
I will agree that the PC master race thing is rather annoying. :/
Grass simulator is a joke not meant to be taken seriously
His whole point was thats no excuse and it still shouldn't be there ESPECIALLY SINCE THEYRE CHARGING MONEY FOR IT
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This is why I stick to Nintendo. Are they a perfect company? No. No professional gaming company is perfect not even Nintendo. Nintendo however as well as other professional gaming developers have a little something we call oh I don't know FREAKING QUALITY CONTROL! This is something that Steam apparently lacks because if they did have quality control they wouldn't let games like this get out the door in the state that they are in. Why does stuff like this exist? Yes stare at a mountain. A game where all you do is stare at a mountain and that's the game and to add insult to injury unless you somehow pirated it YOU PAID MONEY FOR THE GAME! Selling games that are this terrible to the point where you can't even consider them "games" as shoddy incomplete betas should be considered a freaking crime. Now don't get me wrong. Some games on Steam can be decent but that does not change the fact that Steam needs quality control to ensure that the games function as games so we don't get crap like this.
warioland523 Shortly after I published this collection of reviews Steam implemented a policy where any player can demand a refund for any Steam game- as long as they have owned it for less than two weeks and played it less than two hours. Let's all just agree it's because of me. ;)
There are several games on Steam that don't even run. There's a game called Silicone 2 (or Silicon 2- I forget) where you can use a cheat code to unlock all of the levels and there are only a few levels in the entire game that DON'T crash the instant you try to load them- regardless of what kind of PC you're running. Hell, I bought Surgeon Simulator and it won't run on my PC.
idk why but the interview makes me feel that publishers and developers, finally realised how shit david cage is so this is what he made on his own.
***** I don't know who David Cage is.
*****
he made indigo prophacy, heavy rain and beyond two souls
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All of which I've heard sucked the big one. Heavy Rain is the only one of those I've heard SOME people liked.
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oh man believe me, they really did.
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Oh no not Heavy Rain. I can't think about that game without thinking of the worst let's player on all of UA-cam and how that's one of his favorite games.
Well did you hear a new prime game! Oh wait it is a crapy shooter that should be a new IP, but they slapped the metroid title to sell more copies!!!! Thanks Nintendo.
But there is hope. It might be a troll to get every one mad than say "hey retro is making a new metroid game", and every one gets hyped,they sell a bunch of copies.
Rodan Lesh As long as it has absolutely no similarity to Other M's Samus, I won't complain.
***** review 007 legends for wii u
steam origin uplay and all the rest suck but PC is the best , you cant improve on perfection
I need to argue that those are *early access* games not full games
Dude. If you wanna scream, why don't you BACK away from the damn mic?
Six Night at Suzie's was from Digital Homicide.
I see what you did there.
"You're not going to find a thing as broken as Air Control on Consoles."
Ah the sweet innocence of youth eh, Jadow?
Nah, that comment still holds true; even the most broken games ever released on consoles are STILL more functional than Air Control... granted, that's not very high bar to pass.
I would have to highly disagree with you on mountain. There is a huge concept behind it, and its not meant to be a traditional game like you are thinking. There is a LOT of secret stuff to do with it as well. I just felt like saying that you didnt quite understand why that game exists. It really doesn't fit into the mold you are looking at here. I didn't like mountain that much but it really isn't what you think it is.
Edit: that being said of course steam is in severe need of quality control. They expect the customers to do so with their wallets but thats not enough.
I literally paused the video and took the "Which batman are you?" quiz. I also got adam west.
I hear goat simulater is kinda fun. rampaging trough a city with gta graphics looks like fun.
***** Well yeah; Goat Simulator is a real game. I've seen the guys from Team Four Star play that- it looks awesome. Surgeon Simulator looks awesome too (I bought it; it won't run on my computer) but all the rest of the simulators I've seen are "joke" games that have no reason to exist.
Darklordjadow1 technically goat simulator is also a joke game. But it has gameplay
This is why steam needs quality control.
I disagree to some extent. I think the problem here is false advertising which the platform enables because hey... making money from a shitty game is just as good from a great game. Ultimately I think consumers need more discretion. We need to look beyond shiny marketing materials.
Grass Simulator is ten bucks! Lol, that made me laugh, why would anyone buy a 'grass simulator' anyway, it'd be as stupid as buying a 'paint drying simulator'.
Um. Yeah. About that
You were unfair towards the first three.
Mountain is a game that you leave fore a while and things happen throughout the day.
The beginning didn't age well lol.
Hey man, awesome review. Keep up the good work. Looking forward to your much anticipated blues brothers 2000 review, it's on my radar, Titus suck so bad. Good thing they shut down.
So you hate PC, why? :)
Think you might review Red Steel 2 someday?
Ranking the games shown here from best to worst; (not that any of them are good)
Spermination: Honestly the more interesting games in concept. Despite the uncanny valley baby model at the end, it has decent N64 era graphics. If it were more refined and had more weapons, I kinda would like it. But probably the main reason I say it's the better game is because it got a really funny reaction out of you.
The Interview: I kinda enjoy psychological horror and surreal level design, but that's the only thing that puts it on the low end of this list. What happened to Cursor Lock? Might as well play True Fear at that point.
Mountain: "Patience"? Heh, just the thing this game likes to test. Even a serene atmosphere can't hold my attention that long. This seems like a Net Yaroze model demo.
The Slaughtering Grounds: Wow, I didn't expect Digital Homicide to not be the worst thing in a video. It's trying to be Killing Floor, I beleive; Slaughering Grounds is a very similar title, even. But damn is it bad. I spent less than ten dollars each for the Metro games on sale! And DigiHom charges more than that for less content. Yeah, no. Go play Metro.
Grass Simulator: When people say they'd rather watch grass grow, they normally don't need to pay ten bucks to do it! What's worse is that Snowfall borderline plagiarizes Skyrim.
Yeah, if you're going to depend on someone else to quality control what you buy then stay away from PC gaming; PC gaming gives you a lot of freedom but freedom requires you to know what you're doing. People bitch about steam quality control but honestly a little bit of research before buying crap is all you need (just google it ffs).
In the slaughter grounds was that a dragon if it was whats a dragon doing in a zombie game lol 😅 19:18
The interviews voice sir swag is that you?
Why you hate pc gaming?
Potato mic?
This might be because I'm a weirdo, but I honestly wouldn't mind playing a game where you walk around a large, cloudy, and grassy field.
ok the snow level is just ripped from skyrim. I think thhat why you pay 10 bucks to lay of the copyright.
What amazes me is that people actually buy this dreck and give it good reviews!!!!!
Your mic being blown out by your speaking volume is painful to hear not gonna lie
The "I HAVE NO IDEA" meme, where did it come from?
The clip comes from Valve's "Meet the Medic" video for Team Fortress 2; part of the series they did to introduce each character.
How did these get on steam?
Jamison Hicks because greenlight let literally anyone with a pulse and basic coding ability upload a game.
@@GAMEPRODELTA Nah, that's what Steam Direct is nowadays. At least with Greenlight people had to actually vote to get your game on the storefront.
Claims to hate PC gaming, despite having of repeatedly said that his favorite game of all time is a PC exclusive game and seems to have a decent collection of PC games.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying this guy is a liar, but it seems kinda fishy...
In his defense, he _does_ mention that there are exceptions, and I think a lot of the games in his collection are donated/review material. Emphasis on the "think" though.
consoles suck.
That's a huge generalization. At least they have better quality control.
Life of Black Tiger... Firefighter simulator... that Gachduin game... sorry but consoles are getting to be just as bad these days.
Hey Darklordjadow do you think that eventually you could make a console review?
( like reviewing the gamecube, wii, etc.)
Aqua Lizard Very doubtful; I've really only played a few systems. I could always talk about the Wii; how as the system went on fewer and fewer games made use of the motion controls, Nintendo took the hint, and they designed the Wii U and its controller so that it can be played like one of the other standard consoles with minimal difficulty in porting.