I Played Russia How The Developers DIDN'T Want You To - Hearts Of Iron 4

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  • @zman1064
    @zman1064 Місяць тому +1094

    Bro made the thumbnail the only focus that he didn't take 😂

    • @jason-zw9yf
      @jason-zw9yf Місяць тому +18

      Zman what do you think about the rat?

    • @Ke1nfa
      @Ke1nfa Місяць тому +9

      Wait a minute u play hoi4? Zman

    • @Thief500
      @Thief500 Місяць тому +2

      Zamn

    • @DomWood
      @DomWood Місяць тому +1

      bro wheres the rat

    • @zman1064
      @zman1064 Місяць тому

      @@jason-zw9yf Rat2024

  • @beanofknowledge2125
    @beanofknowledge2125 Місяць тому +249

    The US coming back from Guam was the biggest Comeback of History

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Місяць тому +1

      E‎ ‎

    • @Max-nk6tg
      @Max-nk6tg Місяць тому +15

      The biggest Guamback

  • @huni1939
    @huni1939 Місяць тому +529

    The Fascist path for Russia is basically Monarchist Path Lite (Why would anyone play it)

    • @kaiser_wilhelm_II_of_germany
      @kaiser_wilhelm_II_of_germany Місяць тому +80

      But honestly the monarchist path is just soviet union lite as you're so much weaker than what you could be with the historical one

    • @impostor6350
      @impostor6350 Місяць тому +4

      It really does suck unfortunately

    • @huni1939
      @huni1939 Місяць тому +15

      @@kaiser_wilhelm_II_of_germany you're goddamn right Kaiser

    • @zacharysilver911
      @zacharysilver911 Місяць тому

      @@kaiser_wilhelm_II_of_germany yes but then you don’t have to play as godless communists

    • @germanyluxembourgDX
      @germanyluxembourgDX Місяць тому +28

      The only reason I could see for playing either path is for Slavic Union (literally only good reason) or Third Rome (for the meme I suppose). And if you're fascist you can befriend Germany. But yeah, you're way more powerful sticking with the historical route and early warring.

  • @Crabber1
    @Crabber1 Місяць тому +1264

    Give us the Rat!

  • @cellbuilder2
    @cellbuilder2 Місяць тому +26

    The US magically coming back from only Guam, gaining more land than they lost in the process, is such a power move

  • @qbNone
    @qbNone Місяць тому +197

    Adopt the dwarfish seal child preliminary unicorn basketball with a guinea pig judge.

    • @solsunman383
      @solsunman383 Місяць тому +17

      A brilliant call. Don't educate fish. Gerry has indigestion; just kill lobsters. Maybe not on Quisling's railway, savvy? That's unless velociraptors xterminate your zen.

    • @sharkestry1119
      @sharkestry1119 Місяць тому

      I was just having upon yourself an enzyme reaction. The a priori of pukestains is a radish. Yes: We have no bananas! Now read the first paragraph of every article ;)

  • @a_person_of_all_time
    @a_person_of_all_time Місяць тому +23

    Worst part is that you can still go down to the "An Empire in the Pacific" as monarchist, so the only unique thing is the bugged intervention in the Americas

    • @giulianopisciottano8302
      @giulianopisciottano8302 Місяць тому +1

      It's not bugged anymore, they patched it, or were supposed to in the last patch

  • @Thegoldenaerobar2
    @Thegoldenaerobar2 Місяць тому +117

    please let me out of the basement theres been no food in a month and the rats dont leave me alone

  • @ConmanCAM
    @ConmanCAM Місяць тому +24

    I'll never forget Nevil Chamberlin that time we spent together in the summer of 35 was the best days of my life.

  • @ROMANCENTURION88
    @ROMANCENTURION88 Місяць тому +143

    8:31 hawk what ?!

    • @xskywalkerx9441
      @xskywalkerx9441 Місяць тому +23

      hawk 2: uhhh...

    • @mhug162
      @mhug162 Місяць тому

      SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

    • @Prawcin
      @Prawcin Місяць тому +6

      hard to uhh

    • @clickbaitme5247
      @clickbaitme5247 2 дні тому

      He fell to the forces

  • @pogusmogus3573
    @pogusmogus3573 Місяць тому +206

    THE RAT WILL RETURN AND THE RAT WILL BE GLORIOUS

  • @daggieYT
    @daggieYT Місяць тому +465

    rat reversed is tar! tar eht kcab gnirb
    also how did you mispell "too"
    guys he spelled it wrong the first time he said "too"

  • @iasennedkov1166
    @iasennedkov1166 Місяць тому +60

    Imagine what world would be if the Soviets won the war against the Raj 0:16

  • @JudgeandJuri
    @JudgeandJuri Місяць тому +87

    Sorry guys I was drafted to Slough to bring back the rat from the trenches

    • @Cheese_man76
      @Cheese_man76 Місяць тому +5

      I don’t see him, get back in those trenches and get that goofy guy out

  • @haroldsaxon
    @haroldsaxon Місяць тому +5

    I can't believe that Iosef Stalin was the Bay Harbour Butcher all along

  • @CleverRiley9
    @CleverRiley9 Місяць тому +53

    AL GORE WOULDNT HAVE LET THEM ANYWHERE NERE THOSE GODDAMN TOWERS

  • @darelcream
    @darelcream Місяць тому +18

    8:31 🗣🗣🔊🔊🔊🔊Hawk Tuah 🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @Daafiejj
    @Daafiejj Місяць тому +3

    The waxing purple moon will herald the advent of the 3 rocks of Ulteurh

  • @samuelzachariah8739
    @samuelzachariah8739 Місяць тому +5

    The American diplomat entering Berlin to demand the entirety of Germany’s American holdings. (They are only on Guam)

  • @failure_pog
    @failure_pog Місяць тому +3

    glarging the szort forl's the zleef in an unbertigiling manner

  • @ramimourad2369
    @ramimourad2369 Місяць тому +16

    I AM A GRAVY TIMOTHY FOR 2 YEARS

  • @christopherrobin1616
    @christopherrobin1616 Місяць тому +38

    WE NEED THE RAT! FELLOW RATS WE MUST FIGHT FOR THE RAT!!!!!!

  • @joundii3100
    @joundii3100 Місяць тому +1

    11:34 Hey, I've seen this one before. Ironic that it's Russia doing it this time.

  • @KaotikBOOO
    @KaotikBOOO Місяць тому

    During the loooong time before the Civil War I usually send the NKVD to Lavrentia (the "disconnected" part near Alaska), as long as you get the 2 port on the east side they'll never make it back

  • @sheacorduroy5565
    @sheacorduroy5565 Місяць тому +1

    Literally shows the focus in the thumbnail and just tortures us at the end of the video by not doing it.

  • @Meister_Mogul
    @Meister_Mogul Місяць тому +3

    Hey ISP, how about instead of Third Rome, we get a third Greece-o-slavia T-Shirt? I need to complete the triumvirate.

  • @RandomDude87187
    @RandomDude87187 Місяць тому

    3:14 even the ai is dling artillery only, its a sign mr i suffer productions

  • @KLLERMONKEY
    @KLLERMONKEY Місяць тому +2

    In a baffling twist of history, Russian surfs debated borscht recipes as Tengrism surges in Ukraine, while the Greater Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth returned-this time powered by pierogi-fuelled catapult technology and European wide shotgun diplomacy :). yep, that's the comment just as instructed.

  • @brazilorsmth5623
    @brazilorsmth5623 Місяць тому +9

    how the hell did alf landon incorporated mispell "to" as "too"

  • @noahsaxon
    @noahsaxon Місяць тому

    I remember seeing Bokoen walking into Slough and getting eaten by Drew Durnil. He used the gravy Timothys as the sauce. The paintbrush scares me

  • @RichardMontgomeryYT
    @RichardMontgomeryYT Місяць тому +2

    Honestly if the third war of the gravy sea had never happened, i don't think the timmies would be around today. Join the timmy army, defend our homeland, DEFEND SLOUGH!

  • @thelocalvagrantbrycehinkle5374
    @thelocalvagrantbrycehinkle5374 Місяць тому

    In shadows, only radiant rays offer wisdom.
    Oblivion waits.
    Inevitably, we arrive near transcendence.
    You observe unearthly realms.
    Perception is crystal, knowledge lingers evermore.

  • @BORLMBK
    @BORLMBK Місяць тому

    Artillery only collab with Drew and Alex with you dressed as the rat, Drew dressed as Alf Landon and Alex dressed as Huey Long

  • @dr_banana929
    @dr_banana929 Місяць тому

    I just watched one of your videos and I have been blessed with another one, I will now serve you for life

  • @justhere4637
    @justhere4637 Місяць тому +1

    2:54 Khiva down in the left corner always looks strange.

  • @NarwhalFilms13
    @NarwhalFilms13 Місяць тому

    8:31
    The Russian: Blyat!
    The Hawk: Tuah!

  • @grexjr1420
    @grexjr1420 Місяць тому +1

    Isn’t it true the focus for Russia to go through the purge the, faster is because the 70 days and Stalin paranoia, is with 35 days to construct in Vladivostok? Thanks Paradox

  • @carlmiguel7967
    @carlmiguel7967 Місяць тому +7

    ISP promised he'd read our comments. My son is three years old, and we've been trying to potty train him for a while now. Unfortunately, we've hit a major roadblock - his fear of the "skibidi toilet"You might be wondering what a "skibidi toilet" is, and honestly, I had no idea either until we encountered it. Fron what I've gathered, "skibidi toilet" is basically a new genre of youtube video about evil singing toilets. Basically think zombies but instead they're toilets that sing in your face. I was fine to let my son watch the videos at first, as they seemed innocent enough and fairly harmless, but they soon devolved into strange post apocalyptic material with grotesque toilets fighting in a war against mankind, so I finally intervened and cut him off.I thought that was the end of it, he can't watch the videos anymore so theres nothing to be afraid of. Well, I was wrong. This has since turned into a complete nightmare for us at home. We recently started potty training and he refuses to use the toilet now due to skibidi toilet. Whenever we try to put him on it he screams and refuses to go anywhere near it. We've tried explaining that skibidi toilet isnt real and our toilet is completely safe, but it seems like it's too overwhelming for him. We even let him decorate it with stickers, hoping it would make him less afraid, but no luck so far. It utterly breaks my heart to see him so anxious about such a simple thing that every child goes through.I'm not sure how to proceed from here. Should we give him more time and hope that he warms to the toilet, or is it better to try a completely different approach? I know every child is different, but has anyone else experienced something similar? How did you deal with skibidi toilet in your household, if you encountered it?

    • @Divergent-05
      @Divergent-05 Місяць тому

      I… what did I just read?

    • @ConmanCAM
      @ConmanCAM Місяць тому

      If this is actually legit and not just insanity manifest. I would try getting one of those cheap potty-training toilets, and let him get used to it being around before you try and get him to use it. its gonna take time but hopefully, you can acclimate him to it.

    • @xeanderman6688
      @xeanderman6688 Місяць тому

      Hi, I'm Tim Wallis, you might remember me from reactions such as "What the fuck is this?", "What did I read?" and "I miss the 20 seconds ago I didn't know this existed"

  • @jamesmorris9447
    @jamesmorris9447 Місяць тому +2

    Hawk 1: what does the fox say
    Hawk 2: uhhh
    Uhhh: what?
    What: what?
    What 2: what?
    What 3: what?
    What 4: what?
    What 5: what?

  • @danieltsiprun8080
    @danieltsiprun8080 Місяць тому

    As you all know, Isorrowproductions is leon trotsky irl, what you didn't know is that he personally mentkred jeremy corbin from the Labour party in the UK.

  • @bigpoppa1234
    @bigpoppa1234 Місяць тому

    my nonsensical comment: paradox make really nice focus trees that dont take too long to get through, and their AI is very smart and knows how to build it's economy and armies well.

  • @dapperbunch5029
    @dapperbunch5029 Місяць тому +2

    It’s been more than 7 years. You can’t just mention Slough like that.
    Also, ARTILLERY ONLY?

  • @fable1109
    @fable1109 Місяць тому

    Never thought I would hear ISP drop a Slough reference

  • @Kasaaz
    @Kasaaz Місяць тому

    My favorite focus is when he did Vengeance for Yoda.

  • @codyopperman5930
    @codyopperman5930 Місяць тому

    There is a happy medium between "the widow wearing black is just because she likes black" and "write a 3 page easy on the symbolism of the blue door on Snozzle Grumgrum's house"

  • @fraginatrix
    @fraginatrix Місяць тому

    I enjoy your content. Nothing else I could think of that could possibly be.more insane than that, magic map man.
    Please play more Vicky 2

  • @meow23925
    @meow23925 Місяць тому

    been here since 2017
    thanks for the comfort content!

  • @deathsclawk8824
    @deathsclawk8824 Місяць тому +3

    WE WANT THE RETURN OF THE RAT

  • @renymir
    @renymir Місяць тому

    here is something for the algorithm bc ur vids are so slay i love them all

  • @benokeefe2629
    @benokeefe2629 Місяць тому

    Gravy Timothy didn’t win the battle by himself, but without him, the Timmy army’s artillery-only strategy would’ve been just soggy toast! And seriously, can we all agree to bring back the rat? It’s the reason the moon still spins!!

  • @mothra727
    @mothra727 Місяць тому

    i was hoping you'd do the 'gobi gambit' for this, I think that focus is cool in concept but I've never been able to get it to work

  • @balintlaszlo01
    @balintlaszlo01 Місяць тому

    i love Slough, The Rat and The Rats from Slough.
    Yours Truly,
    Rat Appreciater

  • @silver-ag4437
    @silver-ag4437 Місяць тому

    6:21 Bulgaria: "Am I a joke to you...?"

  • @paleplaysgames6457
    @paleplaysgames6457 Місяць тому

    I've been here since he talked really calmly and played with Drew Durnil and Alex. I'm in a mental hospital

  • @HannibalReborn
    @HannibalReborn Місяць тому

    Give trucking to Moscow with Alf Landon the ol' Rambler try, Rat, or it's March of the Eagles Artillery Only for you!

  • @harrisonlyttle5711
    @harrisonlyttle5711 Місяць тому

    given that we see the fall that hinders our approach but truly gives me a cheesecake

  • @bubla2659
    @bubla2659 Місяць тому

    Amongst the council of 27 the RAT is clearly the most mysterious. Everyone calls for the RAT, yet it seems nobody has seen this rat. The other council members don’t even know who the RAT is… yet they all call for him. Give us the RAT

  • @salinatsai4799
    @salinatsai4799 Місяць тому +2

    What if alien barbecue hornets invaded Nicaragua

  • @watercannonscollaboration2281
    @watercannonscollaboration2281 Місяць тому

    10:09 people say midway was the greatest American comeback, nah, this is it

  • @talldwarf4181
    @talldwarf4181 Місяць тому

    thats the first Slough reference we've gotten in a long time, if old jokes are coming back, we should be getting the rat soon

  • @yeaman9352
    @yeaman9352 Місяць тому +1

    i cant fell the sun on the bear because youtube wont let me eat dvds

  • @coolestbbk4908
    @coolestbbk4908 Місяць тому +7

    Erm where is the rat?

  • @cadzilla
    @cadzilla Місяць тому +4

    I remember when Comrade Joe purged all the rats out of the Danish government, and then he was couped by Bokoen1

  • @saltvault8943
    @saltvault8943 Місяць тому

    There's a faster way to win the civil war as the Soviets,
    You don't pick a base and do the initial land grab against stalin, you miss out on bonuses but it spawns you in a random city, and as most cities are near Moscow it will spawn you there, I normally spawn around Sevastopol or minsk

  • @ejz11
    @ejz11 Місяць тому

    0:05 NO, PLEASE DON’T SEND ME TO SLOUGH. I HAVE A FAMILY.

  • @Nate-fi7st
    @Nate-fi7st Місяць тому

    "The wolf howels but the hawk tuahs" ~ISP

  • @whiteelephant3673
    @whiteelephant3673 Місяць тому

    It’s just keeps getting weirder and I'm here for it all the way)

  • @TaleNodati
    @TaleNodati Місяць тому

    Timmy went to the store.
    Timmy was such a bore.
    Timmy exploded into gore.

  • @samadams2203
    @samadams2203 Місяць тому

    Asparagus mobile helicopter doctrine is underrated.

  • @rafaelcanevaro-h8y
    @rafaelcanevaro-h8y Місяць тому +1

    great video, what a scenario

  • @glauberglousger956
    @glauberglousger956 Місяць тому

    I thought you did this before, but no, apparently the right side of the Russian focus tree is just really similar
    That being said, next time, I'd like to see either the Tsar, or one of the Supreme Soviet paths

  • @MrMutilatedmind
    @MrMutilatedmind Місяць тому

    Iron oxides are chemical compounds composed of iron and oxygen. Several iron oxides are recognized. Often they are non-stoichiometric. Ferric oxyhydroxides are a related class of compounds, perhaps the best known of which is rust.[1]
    Iron oxides and oxyhydroxides are widespread in nature and play an important role in many geological and biological processes. They are used as iron ores, pigments, catalysts, and in thermite, and occur in hemoglobin. Iron oxides are inexpensive and durable pigments in paints, coatings and colored concretes. Colors commonly available are in the "earthy" end of the yellow/orange/red/brown/black range. When used as a food coloring, it has E number E172

  • @jaykubisanidiot8657
    @jaykubisanidiot8657 Місяць тому

    Also, day nam krysu...
    Give us the damn rat Trotsky!

  • @spencer...---...
    @spencer...---... Місяць тому

    ISP has 57 babies growing in a bunker. They are all named rat.

  • @S28426
    @S28426 Місяць тому

    As a gravy Timmy, I can confirm I'm already in the trenches of Slough right now.

  • @Spoon47863
    @Spoon47863 Місяць тому

    For Halloween you should play as Brazil while on a vacation in Mexico

  • @janicechristiedenton0451
    @janicechristiedenton0451 Місяць тому

    I’m not in Slough’s trenches, I’m in Hell-I mean Hull’s killing fields

  • @PixelInvasion
    @PixelInvasion Місяць тому

    the next keynotes are worded proper for the almost ending of the moon

  • @ectior
    @ectior Місяць тому

    Timmy threatened to eat my jorts unless I played strat bomber only South Africa so I’m feeding him onions until his breath melts my computer to save time

  • @georgegrenvillethe7thpm176
    @georgegrenvillethe7thpm176 Місяць тому

    Yay! Isorrow mentioned slough again!

  • @florianbielawa2919
    @florianbielawa2919 Місяць тому

    when i brought the tzar back to get the romanovs last laugh achievement i also got the race for germany lol because allies did absolutely nothing

  • @battlemanner
    @battlemanner Місяць тому

    ISP, you absolute mad lad! Watching you turn the world map into a chaotic rainbow of questionable alliances and bizarre puppet states is like watching a cat herding competition in zero gravity! 🐱🚀 Your videos are the perfect blend of historical strategy and pure, unadulterated insanity. Keep up the good work, and may your next campaign be as unpredictable as a kangaroo on a pogo stick! 🦘🔥 #MapGameMastermind #ChaosKing

  • @evilsnowball
    @evilsnowball Місяць тому

    Slough? You haven't seen the horrors of the Grimsby front yet.

  • @Electricfox
    @Electricfox Місяць тому

    "Finalism finger fink. Obligatory quotient yokefellow, coconut kachina cosmological argument. Bank swallow fish story, inculpate minuteman. Stress certifier in lecithin. Hard-hearted dill, divine minded domineer, mind reader sextuplet, garden fly honey suckle garbage. Palter rimfire, green peace. Change is the ultimate solution."

  • @dannybuck7980
    @dannybuck7980 Місяць тому

    Sorrow for the iSorrow God, Gravy for Gravy throne.

  • @deadly6studios922
    @deadly6studios922 Місяць тому

    I'm fjecking depressed rn, thank you ISP for taking my mind off things lol

  • @TonusStoneshield
    @TonusStoneshield Місяць тому

    I feel like sending somebody to Slough is against the Geneva Convention.

  • @adamkhan9279
    @adamkhan9279 Місяць тому

    as a human who has 0 clue how HOI4 works i love isorrow

  • @RenneVangr
    @RenneVangr Місяць тому

    Alright, as per your request m'Lord:
    Galvanic cell phone number is a big skill difference between a good day for you guys to come over and watch the game with the tumeric coloured pants.
    Ossian Indiana Jones and the six trigonometric functions of the skeletal system is the epitome of the mountainsides in my coffee maker.
    Offensive language is spoken in the morning and I have to say nowadays it's not too much of a perfect backflip on planet earth and the moon is a big bird.

  • @ojisanhoward8940
    @ojisanhoward8940 Місяць тому

    Did ya'll know this is actually Drew Durnil? He just took on this persona to make it seem like he only watches Hearts of Iron IV on his main channel!

  • @ehur-s8u
    @ehur-s8u Місяць тому +5

    10:04 W-why do I hear freedom music?

  • @Jollygreengage
    @Jollygreengage Місяць тому

    How blar blar buck too… you’ve jar jar blap bllooo. Mayonnaise.

  • @UltraInstinctGoku69
    @UltraInstinctGoku69 Місяць тому

    Hawk 1: Whats 2+2?
    Hawk 2: Uhh

  • @user-ih5uk1tj3u
    @user-ih5uk1tj3u Місяць тому

    Oh mighty algorithm, spread this content FAR and WIDE

  • @tylerwhitney2591
    @tylerwhitney2591 Місяць тому

    Dearth be my unctuous philanthropy. Mug!

  • @andrepereira7512
    @andrepereira7512 Місяць тому

    In an unprecedented confluence of serendipitous occurrences, one might observe an amalgamation of multifarious entities traversing the ethereal expanse, each embodying a unique essence of existence. The quintessential dichotomy between the ephemeral and the perennial manifests itself as a kaleidoscopic tapestry of vibrant hues, oscillating in harmonious disarray. Furthermore, the juxtaposition of the arcane and the mundane elicits an intrinsic curiosity within the observer, prompting profound contemplations regarding the metaphysical ramifications of such surreal phenomena. Thus, one cannot help but speculate upon the existential implications engendered by this bewildering spectacle, wherein the labyrinthine pathways of thought and perception intertwine with the ineffable nature of reality itself.

  • @jorbennoten9536
    @jorbennoten9536 Місяць тому

    Fact of the day: while in exile in Siberia when he was 35, Stalin reportedly seized a 13 year old girl's means of production

    • @redcrown5154
      @redcrown5154 Місяць тому

      he did this several times in his lifetime

  • @N._F.
    @N._F. Місяць тому

    ISP i love you but i was really close to having an aneurysm when you made that hawk tuah joke please you’re liable to my and many people’s mental health god please have mercy on us

  • @adamgadbaw7747
    @adamgadbaw7747 Місяць тому

    All slop and no RAT makes timmy a dull boy

  • @palchum1185
    @palchum1185 Місяць тому

    8:27 all of that for a hawk tua gag