170 Greatest Clint Eastwood Quotes

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  • Опубліковано 26 вер 2024
  • The video is a compilation of 170 of Clint Eastwood's greatest quotes
    from 48 films and the western television show "Rawhide". Enjoy the
    diversity of the American icon's career stretching from the
    1950s to the present that includes westerns,
    comedies, action films, dramas, and even a musical. For a detailed history of Eastwood and his career, see en.wikipedia.or.... If you like the video, consider buying/renting these interesting films to enjoy Eastwood's complete performances.
    The selection of video clips include: Revenge of the Creature,
    Tarantula, Rawhide, A Fistful of Dollars, For a Few Dollars More, The
    Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, Hang 'Em High, Coogan's Bluff, Where
    Eagles Dare, Paint Your Wagon, Two Mules for Sister Sara, Kelly's
    Heroes, The Beguiled, Play Misty for Me, Dirty Harry, Joe Kidd, High
    Plains Drifter, Magnum Force, Thunderbolt and Lightfoot, The Eiger
    Sanction, The Outlaw Josey Wales, The Enforcer, The Gauntlet, Every
    Which Way But Loose, Escape from Alcatraz, Bronco Billy, Any Which Way
    You Can, Firefox, Honkytonk Man, Sudden Impact, Tightrope, City Heat,
    Pale Rider, Heartbreak Ridge, The Dead Pool, Pink Cadillac, White
    Hunter Black Heart, The Rookie, Unforgiven, In the Line of Fire, A
    Perfect World, The Bridges of Madison County, Casper, Absolute Power,
    True Crime, Space Cowboys, Blood Work, Million Dollar Baby, and Gran
    Torino.

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  • @Calbenmike
    @Calbenmike 8 років тому +943

    The manliest man to ever live.

    • @thelonewanderer8186
      @thelonewanderer8186 4 роки тому +14

      Dam right

    • @luket4185
      @luket4185 4 роки тому +22

      Hes so much of a man hes his own Sex

    • @Capcoor
      @Capcoor 4 роки тому +28

      Him and John Wayne.

    • @morojkiller5418
      @morojkiller5418 3 роки тому +6

      Look up Jocko Willink

    • @willm678
      @willm678 3 роки тому +30

      @@luket4185 there are 3 genders: male, female, and Clint Eastwood

  • @christopherwalker5878
    @christopherwalker5878 10 років тому +1483

    When Clint dies there will be no more TRUE Hollywood tough guys left to e around. He is my favorite actor and I'm a teenager.

    • @christopherwalker5878
      @christopherwalker5878 10 років тому +35

      Tony Thomas I couldn't agree more. EASTWOOD LIVES ONNNNN!!!!!!!!!!

    • @qarcon3247
      @qarcon3247 10 років тому +21

      hmmm what about Robert Deniro? I feel like he can kick a lot of ass

    • @nfdw47
      @nfdw47 10 років тому +12

      John Wayne

    • @christopherwalker5878
      @christopherwalker5878 10 років тому +34

      John Wayne would also be on my list of the most badass actors of all time! Charles Bronson is a major badass as well!

    • @christopherwalker5878
      @christopherwalker5878 10 років тому +10

      ***** Most of the time Wayne can't act, but sometimes he can. The only movie I think he truly acted in was The Shootist.

  • @bobhunt3197
    @bobhunt3197 7 років тому +331

    Somebody during an interview asked Clint what he thought of Chuck Norris and Clint responded " I've never heard of her "

  • @mcedd54
    @mcedd54 8 років тому +639

    Like John Wayne, there'll never be another Clint Eastwood.

    • @jimchumley6568
      @jimchumley6568 8 років тому +16

      True! I had a kung fu instructer who was an ex green beret who was just like Clint Eastwood. He about killed me.

    • @zepedrofd
      @zepedrofd 7 років тому +24

      John Wayne:"I don't shoot people in the back"
      Producer: "Clint does"
      John Wayne: leaves mad...

    • @blacktimusprime9650
      @blacktimusprime9650 7 років тому +3

      his son Scott Eastwood

    • @lmc2664
      @lmc2664 7 років тому +14

      Sorry, his son is not even half cool as Clint.

    • @wyomingwindage135
      @wyomingwindage135 5 років тому +13

      They'll will never be another Charles Bronson

  • @rubbersole79
    @rubbersole79 4 роки тому +145

    "Dyin' ain't much of a livin' boy..."

    • @richardhamblen5526
      @richardhamblen5526 3 роки тому

      "RIGHT TURN, CLYDE"..HAHAHAAAA!!

    • @heatmyzer9
      @heatmyzer9 3 роки тому

      “What are ya gonna do, sit there and whistle Dixie....”

    • @leetheflea4096
      @leetheflea4096 3 роки тому

      "I had to come back."
      "I know."

    • @kennethneece4838
      @kennethneece4838 2 роки тому

      Do you feel lucky Punk?….or, I guess we had it all coming kid!…..those were some good lines coming from Clint Eastwood!

    • @codynoe181
      @codynoe181 4 місяці тому

      That's number 1 for me

  • @scottriley1913
    @scottriley1913 4 роки тому +130

    Clint Eastwood has been a major part of my entertainment life for over 7 decades. I’m very grateful for his knowledge, skills and abilities as actor director and producer of so many films that have influenced my life. Thank you Clint for so many memories........a spoiled Ametican

    • @singin8324
      @singin8324 3 роки тому +2

      👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @MONTES_ALT
    @MONTES_ALT 8 років тому +409

    how is"in this world there are two kinds of people, the ones with loaded guns and the ones who dig. you dig" not in this list?

    • @jurisprudens
      @jurisprudens 8 років тому +10

      I was waiting for that one!

    • @reg7000
      @reg7000 8 років тому +15

      Agreed. That was one of his top 3 lines of all time.

    • @robertfoote3255
      @robertfoote3255 7 років тому +5

      sebacoquito98 I think I'm gonna need a new partner, cause I don't see you as being ever worth more than 3,000 dollars.

    • @RollingDownTheWall
      @RollingDownTheWall 7 років тому +11

      There are two kindsa Clint Eastwood quote videos, those with the "two kindsa" quote... and those without 'em.

    • @les4767
      @les4767 5 років тому +5

      No kidding....That film is full of great quotes. "It's no joke, Tuco, it's a rope." "No, he won't, 'cause God hates idiots too." "Such ingratitude...after all the times I've saved your life." "You kill me, you'll always be poor..."

  • @joshuabrooks4907
    @joshuabrooks4907 5 років тому +121

    Gotta love Clint Eastwood. I mean, he's nearly 90 years old, and he's still kicking ass!

  • @zbb2stillalive
    @zbb2stillalive 7 років тому +314

    shook hands with this man.

  • @AnnaLVajda
    @AnnaLVajda 5 років тому +39

    Lot's of those lines would just be ordinary lines for anyone else but when Clint says them they become the greatest lines. He really knows how to deliver and make every character his own.

  • @alinadin
    @alinadin 7 років тому +177

    the best actor and director in Hollywood history , I love this man

  • @fixinggrace
    @fixinggrace 6 років тому +665

    Even Chuck Norris has nightmares about Clint Eastwood

    • @ee546636
      @ee546636 6 років тому +15

      No, those are wet dreams he has, chuck is a very strange perverse man

    • @kjthekunoichi
      @kjthekunoichi 5 років тому +2

      No not another chuck norris scared of eastwood and having difficulty sleeping bcuz of it kinda comment!!😅😅😅

    • @ДушанРадин-ы3ю
      @ДушанРадин-ы3ю 5 років тому +2

      Hey he got nightmares about Bata Živojinović too-much like Germans :-D

    • @6aliph77
      @6aliph77 4 роки тому +2

      Chuck Norris would like to know your location

    • @andersf8998
      @andersf8998 4 роки тому +3

      Nightmare has nightmares of Chuck Norris

  • @Ktgsvtrdg66
    @Ktgsvtrdg66 9 років тому +94

    "I gotta put all that shit back on, God dammit." That is clint's most realistic impersonation of my father I've everv seen! lol

  • @megan-815
    @megan-815 8 років тому +109

    "Fuck with me buddy I'll kick your ass so hard you'll have to unbutton your collar to shit."
    Literally burst out laughing, Clint Eastwood is an actual legend!!

    • @christopherwalker5878
      @christopherwalker5878 8 років тому +12

      Hell yes! They forgot the scene in Unforgiven.
      Sheriff: "You just shot an unarmed man!"
      William Munny (Clint Eastwood): "Well maybe he should've armed himself if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend.

    • @classic1971
      @classic1971 8 років тому

      +Megan N Yeah, I did to.

    • @jenniferjohnsonellis2551
      @jenniferjohnsonellis2551 8 років тому +1

      +Christopher Walker yes that a good one too

  • @RCAvhstape
    @RCAvhstape 3 роки тому +88

    1:48 "I don't give any serviceman discounts!" "Too bad. Your old lady does." BURN

    • @crabbycreates2943
      @crabbycreates2943 3 роки тому +1

      😅😆😂 Sounds a lot like some comments I heard while in the Navy.

  • @philsurtees5901
    @philsurtees5901 9 років тому +188

    "Well he should arm himself, if he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend".

  • @mrm64
    @mrm64 10 років тому +351

    Just like there will never be another Michael Jackson, there will NEVER be another Clint Eastwood. Nobody has his style...the cool, calm, angry, pissed, yet suave style but Clint....and lets not forget DEM EYES...... o_O

    • @megapulsar9244
      @megapulsar9244 6 років тому +1

      mrm64 actually, Jotaro is like him lol.

    • @dylankaiser5546
      @dylankaiser5546 5 років тому +7

      my Dad met Clint Eastwood, he said he's a nice guy. Clint remains one of my favorite celebrities just for that fact. Plus he's awesome

    • @ronaldshank7589
      @ronaldshank7589 5 років тому +4

      If eyes themselves could kill, his eyes would be guilty of murder many times over! He can give someone such a lethal look, I'm surprised that nobody's dead yet!!!

    • @jimlaguardia8185
      @jimlaguardia8185 5 років тому +12

      mrm64 Clint would be dismayed to be compared in any way to Michael Jackson.

    • @ronaldshank7589
      @ronaldshank7589 5 років тому +5

      @@jimlaguardia8185 I know one thing for sure:I DEFINITELY wouldn't wanna be where Michael Jackson is right now (At least, in terms of his soul!)! That's in Hell, suffering in torments and flames, and you know what else? He can never, ever, come back, & make his wrongs right, assuming that he really did to those children what he was accused of! I can't say he's guilty, 'cause I wasn't there to see if he did those horrible things to those kids, or not. If he did, though, and never even made a move to make things right with God and Man, then his soul's frying for sure! Reportedly, his last words were "Give me some more milk", meaning that he was asking his Physician to give him some more Propofol, which is a very powerful sedative. We're all imperfect, I know, though, so I'll not make any judgements. I'll let God handle it, because he knows if Michael is guilty or not.

  • @chrisjetton1957
    @chrisjetton1957 8 років тому +87

    You forgot: "My mistake. Four coffins."

  • @garyvale8347
    @garyvale8347 10 років тому +149

    " Nobody.....I mean nobody puts ketchup on a hotdog".........LOL.....

    • @fsirjyy147
      @fsirjyy147 5 років тому +2

      Its true I don’t put Ketchup on a hot dog.

    • @frankburns8871
      @frankburns8871 4 роки тому +9

      Only Clint Eastwood could ever tell me what to put on my hot dogs and have me seriously consider doing it. But sorry...still putting ketchup and onions on mine. I'll keep my .38 snubby at the ready and take my chances.

    • @andrewpestotnik5495
      @andrewpestotnik5495 4 роки тому +3

      @@frankburns8871 (Clint appears next to you) You feeling lucky punk?

    • @madiantin
      @madiantin 3 роки тому +3

      I felt personally attacked by that quote.

    • @jeddywilkinson9050
      @jeddywilkinson9050 3 роки тому

      That's a true statement

  • @ScaryTaleshorrorradio
    @ScaryTaleshorrorradio 6 років тому +51

    I am a huge Eastwood fan

  • @NewCaliforniaRepublicTrooper
    @NewCaliforniaRepublicTrooper 3 роки тому +22

    My favorite is "Well are you going to pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?" - Josey Wales

  • @zerofusion2012
    @zerofusion2012 10 років тому +155

    "why you pointing that gun at that suitcase its dead already"

    • @piai
      @piai 3 роки тому +1

      That's funny 😅😅

  • @POBulkhead
    @POBulkhead 8 років тому +34

    My favorite is, "Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while that you shouldn't have fucked with? That's me."

    • @lmc2664
      @lmc2664 7 років тому +1

      I'm going to steal this one and use to people at work.

  • @vojtabrablc6488
    @vojtabrablc6488 4 роки тому +17

    "You forgot your fortune coockie... It says 'You're shit out of luck'" is my favourite one :D

  • @JudasAngel666
    @JudasAngel666 8 років тому +62

    "Don't call me buddy. Pal or sweetheart" lol

  • @leroygreen1877
    @leroygreen1877 5 років тому +10

    "you couldn't take care of a wet dream".....classic!!!!!

  • @gb-ym4wr
    @gb-ym4wr 6 років тому +8

    I can't get enough of Clint Eastwood. He is the best of the best .

  • @Treblaine
    @Treblaine 10 років тому +62

    3:48
    LESLIE NIELSEN AND CLINT EASTWOOD!
    Wormhole vortex of awesome!

    • @danradu231
      @danradu231 6 років тому +2

      "Surely you can't be serious...?"

    • @lamontburton1233
      @lamontburton1233 5 років тому

      To Treblaine:I wonder what Clint thought of Leslie's parody of Clint's Dirty Harry character classic Naked man chasing a woman with a hard on speech from the 1st Dirty Harry movie.

    • @alanoconnor371
      @alanoconnor371 5 років тому +2

      @@danradu231 don't call me Shirley

    • @les4767
      @les4767 5 років тому +1

      @@lamontburton1233 "You IDIOT! That was a Shakespeare in the park production of "Julius Caesar! You killed 4 actors...good ones!"

    • @gdobie1west988
      @gdobie1west988 5 років тому

      Treblaine, what movie was that from?? Nielson and Eastwood, don't recall that one.

  • @TMK-22
    @TMK-22 10 років тому +45

    Easy to forget how many movies/films this man has been in.

  • @tamllinn
    @tamllinn 8 років тому +103

    Where's my fav: "There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend: those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."

  • @Michael-xg5gn
    @Michael-xg5gn 10 років тому +24

    No one delivers a line like big Clint!!!

  • @shakeandjake_1
    @shakeandjake_1 9 років тому +21

    "Opinions are like assholes...everyone's got one"

  • @michaelcummingsherrera1232
    @michaelcummingsherrera1232 4 роки тому +32

    "This is an AK-47, the preferred weapon of your enemy. It makes a distinct sound when fired at you. So remember it."

  • @BigHush
    @BigHush 9 років тому +278

    "I know things about pigeons." lmao

    • @eharper7
      @eharper7 3 роки тому +2

      Clint puts a whole new meaning to "get offa my lawn".

    • @benjamanbrecher8531
      @benjamanbrecher8531 3 роки тому +1

      David Quammen. Wild tales from wild places

    • @rajdeepdas5653
      @rajdeepdas5653 3 роки тому +3

      "There are only two types of pigeons in this world. Those with loaded buns and those, which shit."

    • @mikespence8956
      @mikespence8956 3 роки тому +1

      SOID! CLINT!!! EASTWOOD!!! IS! LEGENDARY!!! SOID! YOU'RE! NOT!

    • @rajdeepdas5653
      @rajdeepdas5653 3 роки тому

      @@mikespence8956 Yeah. Not yet. ✌️

  • @lorenzopaez6970
    @lorenzopaez6970 6 років тому +112

    I love Gran Torino especially when he says “What you spooks up too today”😂

    • @4486xxdawson
      @4486xxdawson 3 роки тому +14

      Ya and soon that movie will be banned, with generation eggshell and all this ,,cant say that cant say this . Not promoting racism but if we think its going to stop we all are delusional . I call my freinds what ever i want and they do the same , but dont go attacking a total stranger with it ,well unless your Clint lol ...

    • @patrickbower267
      @patrickbower267 3 роки тому +5

      @@4486xxdawson Clint has the "Say Whatever and people still love you" Pass lol

    • @marijooneill8015
      @marijooneill8015 2 роки тому

      One of my favorites.

    • @CarveyKeitel
      @CarveyKeitel Рік тому

      I watched this movie at a theater in Vallejo Ca. For the first time. He dropped that line, I laughed my ass off, only me though.

  • @RandomZombie412
    @RandomZombie412 4 роки тому +10

    We can all relate to one quote in particular-
    “I’ve gotta put all that shit back on, goddammit...”
    😂

  • @TheModernPioneer
    @TheModernPioneer 10 років тому +102

    "I got a joke. A Mexican, a jew, and a colored guy walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says 'get the fuck out'". Best joke I will ever hear.

    • @pesokpesok
      @pesokpesok 10 років тому +4

      he knows things about pigeons

    • @1977ateam
      @1977ateam 10 років тому +2

      You are a hoot! My husband and I are ROLLING ON THE FLOOR!

    • @66kaisersoza
      @66kaisersoza 7 років тому

      Keith Susan Anders ,

    • @ronaldburgess2884
      @ronaldburgess2884 7 років тому +4

      HumanArsenal My favorite one was "I'm gonna kick your ass so hard you'll have to unbutton your collar to shit."

  • @jayboone705
    @jayboone705 9 років тому +17

    Security guard: "I don't give fucking service men discounts!"
    Clint Eastwood: "To bad your old lady does."
    Hahaha fucking classic

  • @phantomcollector1976
    @phantomcollector1976 7 років тому +84

    EASTWOOD BY FAR HAS THE BEST LINES IN FILM HISTORY

  • @DeltaSniperZRR
    @DeltaSniperZRR 8 років тому +105

    Tip of the day: Buy a toaster.

    • @Taylorlexus
      @Taylorlexus 6 років тому +3

      I see your comments on so many other videos

  • @MThrow
    @MThrow 9 років тому +31

    Heartbreak Ridge was SO great, Semper Fi.

  • @MerkinMuffly
    @MerkinMuffly 6 років тому +139

    1:10 is Golden

    • @chuckfinley6747
      @chuckfinley6747 3 роки тому

      That’s a very underrated movie

    • @mattskiiiiii8690
      @mattskiiiiii8690 3 роки тому +1

      wtf bro he’s going off💀

    • @CK_22
      @CK_22 3 роки тому

      Movie?

    • @derekmeyer1044
      @derekmeyer1044 2 роки тому +1

      @@CK_22 White Hunter, Black Heart. It’s sort of a biographical view of John Huston doing a movie in Africa. It’s not based on actual reality, it’s more of a dramatic look at his life. Movie came out when I was born, 1990.

  • @raycity1234
    @raycity1234 9 років тому +33

    Any movie he's in Makes my day

  • @GlobalTubeTruth
    @GlobalTubeTruth 8 років тому +18

    I don't care what anybody says, Any Which Way You Can was one of his best movies. That movie still cracks me up all these years later. I would have loved to have been in the room when this script was pitched, just to see the expressions of people's faces when they heard his co-star would be an oragutan. That must have been priceless.

    • @KutWrite
      @KutWrite 8 років тому +5

      +GlobalTubeTruth Only problem was, Sondra Locke was in it.
      She might've been a wonderful lady, which I've heard. But as an actress, she ruined every movie she was in, for my taste.

    • @GlobalTubeTruth
      @GlobalTubeTruth 8 років тому +3

      KutWrite
      She seemed to work pretty well in AWWYC, but I'm not gonna argue about the others. Not an Academy award winner, we can all agree on that. Right?? lol

    • @dannygjk
      @dannygjk 8 років тому +3

      +KutWrite She claimed Eastwood was hell to live with but I'll bet she was no picnic herself.

    • @GlobalTubeTruth
      @GlobalTubeTruth 8 років тому

      Dan Kelly
      She should go tell that to Loni Anderson.

    • @splatboy38
      @splatboy38 8 років тому +1

      'Right turn Clyde'

  • @pattypatrick6519
    @pattypatrick6519 3 роки тому +20

    Man we must protect this man at all costs, he is a national treasure.

  • @knarf28coc77
    @knarf28coc77 9 років тому +21

    Clint Eastwood is Immortal

  • @ChicagoBeaver
    @ChicagoBeaver 11 років тому +5

    Bravo for this compilation! Ole!
    My favorite is: "I'm looking for Josey Wales," "You a bounty hunter," "Man's gotta make a livin somehow," "DYing aint much of a living..." from Outlaw Josey Wales! That whole scene is pure adrenalin for me! Clint totally nails it in that bar scene and blows away that bounty hunter.

  • @abramtabor7726
    @abramtabor7726 4 роки тому +7

    "you don't look like Mrs. Wade" got me good lmao.

  • @mike1967sam
    @mike1967sam 3 роки тому +4

    Clint Eastwood what a legend. I grew up watching all his films. The guy's unique in a way no other actor is.

  • @FGEMfilms
    @FGEMfilms 10 років тому +37

    Yaaay finally someone remembers thunderbolt and lightfoot!

  • @fligemon
    @fligemon 7 років тому +4

    Clint has been at the top of his game for 60 years. America loves this man

  • @lucillebaird7109
    @lucillebaird7109 4 роки тому +8

    My favorite is "You're a legend in your own mind."

  • @CiscoDuck
    @CiscoDuck 8 років тому +25

    "I reckon so..." - Josey Wales

  • @Jestalnaker94000
    @Jestalnaker94000 7 років тому +5

    "With all due respect sir, you're beginning to bore the hell outta me." I love that one. XD

  • @stevenspenneberg7407
    @stevenspenneberg7407 5 років тому +9

    My whole life. Every time I turn right. “Right turn Clyde “

  • @Fulschermd
    @Fulschermd 6 років тому +24

    Well Mr. Carpetbagger, we got something in this territory called a Missouri boat ride

  • @illaveyoubutler2
    @illaveyoubutler2 7 років тому +2

    Shows the eccentricity and humour from an actor regarded as still and silent. ........Great tribute.

  • @tworiverstr5994
    @tworiverstr5994 3 роки тому +15

    You missed the best one!! From Outlaw Jose Wales. “Don’t piss down my back and tell me it’s raining!!!”

    • @unsoundmethods1360
      @unsoundmethods1360 3 роки тому +2

      He didn't say that line John Vernon who played Fletcher said it

    • @margaret6054
      @margaret6054 3 роки тому

      It’s a great line though, I always use it 😄

  • @alcarre4195
    @alcarre4195 7 років тому +5

    I've always liked Eastwood but now I like him a helluva lot more. I''m sorry I missed so many of his movies. I think I'll go on a binge watching Eastwood movies.

    • @XNY556-Apple
      @XNY556-Apple 7 років тому +2

      Make sure to watch Heartbreak Ridge

    • @imrekalman9044
      @imrekalman9044 7 років тому +1

      I just finished the 5 Dirty Harry's
      I heard US Army refused to support Heartbreak Ridge because of the "language". So it became marines.

    • @johnknoneborg
      @johnknoneborg 4 роки тому

      Doing it currently

    • @dwainsellers6453
      @dwainsellers6453 3 роки тому

      They are all good, try play misty for me, the original fatal attraction.

  • @abhinavtiku4501
    @abhinavtiku4501 6 років тому +18

    "Nobody, and I mean nobody, puts ketchup on a hot dog."
    I've used that line so many times at get-togethers. Eastwood is in a league of his own.
    My personal favorite: "What are you pointing the gun at the suitcase for? It's dead already."

  • @barrywallace4985
    @barrywallace4985 8 років тому +40

    Hey Clint Eastwood said I'll be back before Arnie did.

  • @celticbird2398
    @celticbird2398 5 років тому +16

    "Well on a scale of 10, I'd have to give her a 2 and that's only cause I've never seen a 1." LMAO

  • @andrewstamps2806
    @andrewstamps2806 5 років тому +2

    Clint Eastwood ....you are a legend, and thanks.

  • @mekrabj2901
    @mekrabj2901 8 років тому +11

    5:50 "Go ahead, make my day." One of the best quotes in movie history. Clint, you're the best.

  • @rbtgvr
    @rbtgvr 3 роки тому +2

    The greatest Actor, director and all round good guy I’ve ever watched. Clint Eastwood you are the best.

  • @flassk7
    @flassk7 8 років тому +9

    "The bartender looks up and says get the fuck out of here" lmao

    • @dannygjk
      @dannygjk 8 років тому +4

      +SlipperySlope A lot of political incorrectness packed into a short joke lol

  • @GeneralLee1961.3
    @GeneralLee1961.3 4 роки тому +3

    0:23 “opinions are like assholes, everybody has one”

  • @THEBANDIT7979
    @THEBANDIT7979 2 роки тому +1

    You’re a legend in your own mind. What an underrated quote. Too many assholes walking around thinking they are one.

  • @Dagger_323
    @Dagger_323 7 років тому +55

    To me the purest most badass Clint role was The Man With No Name in the Dollars Trilogy. I loved Dirty Harry and his other roles but when Clint's got a short cut beard and a cigar in his mouth you know he means business...

    • @testodude
      @testodude 4 роки тому +6

      He was pretty badass as Josey Wales, too.

    • @NoahSpurrier
      @NoahSpurrier Рік тому +1

      Yes, his finest work.

    • @Johnny_Savage
      @Johnny_Savage Рік тому +1

      His trilogy with Sergio Leone is classic, but his own western trilogy (High Plains Drifter, Josey Wales, Pale Rider), which he directed and interpreted inspired by the same character he played in Leone's movies, is also great and really underrated

    • @Dagger_323
      @Dagger_323 Рік тому +1

      @@Johnny_Savage I agree. You also can't forget about "Unforgiven".

  • @masonr.powers7196
    @masonr.powers7196 6 років тому +5

    In times of hardship, Clint Eastwood’s words of wisdom come echoing through the mountains of my mind: 6:05

  • @georgeharleydavidsonrider156
    @georgeharleydavidsonrider156 5 років тому +13

    Clint Eastwood for President. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
    Callahan would have been a great President.

    • @specialk9424
      @specialk9424 5 років тому +2

      Dirty Harry is the mayor San Fransisco needs, but not the one it deserves.

    • @georgeharleydavidsonrider156
      @georgeharleydavidsonrider156 5 років тому +1

      Scott Foltz
      I agree but he would definitely change San Francisco and clean up and run out the Liberals.
      Scott I had a Art Teacher named Mr. Foltz .
      Great Teacher back in the 1970’s . 👍
      Are you related ?

    • @specialk9424
      @specialk9424 5 років тому +1

      @@georgeharleydavidsonrider156 Nope. I missed the 70's, by THAT much, and Dad was an only child. As far as we know, anyway, his dad walked out when he was very young. He never talks about him.

    • @georgeharleydavidsonrider156
      @georgeharleydavidsonrider156 5 років тому +1

      Scott Foltz
      👍

    • @wongsifu460
      @wongsifu460 4 роки тому +1

      Man knows his limitations, that's why he never run for the WH, unlike the clown running DC today

  • @yeahiguessso5815
    @yeahiguessso5815 8 років тому +83

    I know things about pigeons

  • @InformationIsTheEdge
    @InformationIsTheEdge 7 років тому +13

    "Your mouthwash aint makin' it." Perfect for all occasions. Works like a champ too.

  • @dend6064
    @dend6064 3 роки тому +2

    When Eastwood dies the world will die with him greatest actor to ever lived

  • @markrichmond2168
    @markrichmond2168 9 років тому +28

    The first one always made me laugh the most. The Good the Bad and the Ugly and Dirty Harry the first ones to me were the ones with Eastwood at the very pinnacle of his powers. The movie critics thought the Spaghetti Westerns were a joke and overly violent. They called Dirty Harry fascistic. About two months after Dirty Harry came out Time Magazine had a picture of Eastwood on the cover stating "can you believe this man is the most popular actor in the world?"

    • @Johnny_Savage
      @Johnny_Savage Рік тому +1

      and when he started directing amazing, deeply meaningful movies like Bird, Unforgiven, Letters from Iwo Jima, etc. all the critics were even more dumbfounded, at that point they had to finally admit they had always been wrong

  • @irabrown6892
    @irabrown6892 6 років тому +17

    You missed " Apologize to my mule like I know your going to"

  • @renekackline2377
    @renekackline2377 4 роки тому

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CLINT!!! HAPPY 90th!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @AKarnold1010
    @AKarnold1010 11 років тому +53

    Every single line from Gran Torino deserves to be in this video

  • @NGMonocrom
    @NGMonocrom 10 років тому +37

    What the Hell?! Did I miss it?? Where's the one from "The Eiger Sanction" when Clint tosses the guy out of his office and then says, "Here, don't forget your trench coat. How's anyone supposed to recognize you without your disguise?"

    • @patriciafrank3311
      @patriciafrank3311 10 років тому +3

      So true...

    • @unbearableunbearable2740
      @unbearableunbearable2740 3 роки тому +2

      Or the spymaster in the Eiger Sanction who says something like "I'm not a well man Dr. Hemlock. I have to have my blood replaced every six months", to which Clint growls back "With what?"

    • @pwareham61
      @pwareham61 3 роки тому

      Very underrated film

    • @MisterMasterShafter1
      @MisterMasterShafter1 3 роки тому +1

      @@unbearableunbearable2740 - Love me some Eiger Sanction. They never talk about that one, but like Thunderbolt and Lightfoot from the same era, I thoroughly enjoy it.

  • @elcajondavid1
    @elcajondavid1 2 роки тому +1

    "Make my day." Was one of my favorite lines, and of course "do you feel lucky, punk."

  • @michaelschultz342
    @michaelschultz342 7 років тому +5

    Thank You!!! I have(and WILL Use Again) most of Clint's One Liners...

  • @johneasler9967
    @johneasler9967 8 років тому +13

    Clint IS the MAN

  • @SopSop84
    @SopSop84 5 років тому +2

    One of the best things ever to exist on UA-cam

  • @jillgoldberg53
    @jillgoldberg53 10 років тому +4

    i love this man so very much ever since i was a kid and that was a long time ago

    • @margaret6054
      @margaret6054 3 роки тому

      I’ve loved him all my life ♥️👏🏻

  • @BOSPOPBRUN
    @BOSPOPBRUN 3 роки тому +1

    "...don't ever point a gun at me,understand ? Not even a twig" (7.12) Brilliant !

  • @LucasKingPiano
    @LucasKingPiano 8 років тому +57

    Do it for me Billy, McGarnagle.

    • @maureenthomas9758
      @maureenthomas9758 3 роки тому +1

      Poor billy had his throat cut ear to ear

    • @LucasKingPiano
      @LucasKingPiano 3 роки тому +1

      @@maureenthomas9758 Hey! I'm tryin' to eat lunch here!

    • @pimennys_
      @pimennys_ 3 роки тому

      @@LucasKingPiano ...

  • @Muz64
    @Muz64 5 років тому

    You know the first time I saw the movie "Bridges of Madison County" I was at the movies. That touched me deeply and I sat there crying. I looked around to see if anyone noticed me and i saw other peoole weeping in their chairs. It was a rare thing to see that.

  • @ludwigh2165
    @ludwigh2165 9 років тому +7

    *Gotta love Clint Eastwood*

  • @FogHazard
    @FogHazard 10 років тому +10

    "I know things about people..."
    "I know things about people."
    "I know things about pigeons-"

  • @dorothyjacksonquiyo8693
    @dorothyjacksonquiyo8693 7 років тому +2

    Love these good old Clint Eastwood movies. 👍 👏

  • @asicitnow
    @asicitnow 11 років тому +7

    Legend! Clint Eastwood is awesome!
    One of my favorites... 1:22 "Do you have any kids, Lieutenant?" "No?" "Lucky for them!" LMAO

  • @BadaBingPictures
    @BadaBingPictures 9 років тому +13

    Happy Birthday Clint!
    85 years and still great!

  • @crlguitar1
    @crlguitar1 3 роки тому +2

    "Right turn, Clyde!"
    That was MY favorite!

  • @skatemetrix
    @skatemetrix 7 років тому +11

    The spitting was a quote unto itself...

  • @11lance77
    @11lance77 7 років тому +7

    You forgot at least one. "To hell with them boys, ...buzzards gotta eat, same as worms"

  • @neilcurran1589
    @neilcurran1589 3 роки тому +2

    The greatest actor that ever read a script. Cooler than a polar bears bell end. He got some great characters and stories and nailed over 100% of them. He's so cool he won't decompose in the unlikely event the grim reaper fancies a dance. God bless you Clint.

  • @MartinTraXAA
    @MartinTraXAA 7 років тому +3

    "...or you won't believe what happens next, even while it's happening."
    Such a great threat :P

  • @noahfricke7837
    @noahfricke7837 9 років тому +6

    Gotta love Clint

  • @frnk0112
    @frnk0112 4 роки тому

    I can’t tell you how many times I’ve watched this video. At least more than once a year I’ll go back and watch this.

  • @vaxx9922
    @vaxx9922 9 років тому +18

    "You couldn't take care of a dream" lol