John: “You can’t do that, it’s called espionage.” ~~Duke~~Luke: “Dude, I’m the number one most wanted terrorist in my galaxy and earlier today, technically I attempted to assassinate said galaxy’s most powerful head of state while on a mission to commit what is technically one of the greatest acts of terrorism in said galaxy, a mission that only exists due to an act of espionage. Which I may or may not have participated in depending on continuity. What exactly makes you think I’m adverse to more espionage?” John: “Okay…listen, I still can’t let you access that, but given what you just said, I can open a villain account for you under our Evil Overlord Jr plan…”
Luke: "I HAVE MORE MURDERS TO MY NAME THEN MULAN! Wait...um...if I open an account, do I get to keep the communicator?" "How do you know Mulan?" "Leia is a Disney Princess." "...Shoot, she is."
"That's called 'espionage'!" "Hi, I don't think we've met: Luke Skywalker, ace pilot and freedom fighter, part of a rebellion against a galactic empire, nice to meet you."
That actually looks like a throwback to a fan edit version where he is in fact called Duke. Now please excuse me, while I put on "Clockwork Man" on a loop. You can join on the truck and find your way to fan edit from there.
John: "No, it doesn't pass to you. It's not like an heirloom." Luke: "Just a second, let me put my dad on the line." John: "Vader's Dead." Anakin: "Hello, John. I would like to grant my son access to all of my records, files, data records, accounts and everything else Acme possesses that are mine to access, or I will bring Master Yoda, Obi-wan and his mentor Qui-Gonn as Force Ghosts to your headquarters and shove your head somewhere neither you nor Nappa will appreciate, if you get my meaning. Don't think Samara is going to protect you either. But if you prefer a little bit of not-too-gentle persuasion, I am certain I can convince my old padawan to introduce your entire facility to understand 'aggressive negotiations' "
Can we have Anakin's force ghost call to complain about Villain Support blowing up his communicator without his permission. Anakin: You blew up my communicator without my permission! John: You died! Anakin: And I came back more powerful than before.
That's true. Really puts how he betrayed Anakin to the Dark Side into perspective. Ani thought that dude really cared about him, believed in him, all the while he would have killed the kid at any moment if he had to.
In legends Palpatine somehow had it set up to where if both he and Vader were dead Luke _would_ inherit the empire. I believe this was an attempt to get Luke to fall to the dark side. So maybe in that timeline Luke would also get his dad's communicator due to him being the new emperor, even if only for a day. He also almost fell to the dark side that day.
Hi did you know that you have a bit on a fanfic site called Archive of our own(aoe for short) here is name of it (Izuku the Reincarnated Chef: Or "How I came back from a Isekai and still can't have a quiet life!")
Ok so John, the emperor paid for modifications to the reactor design to ensure it couldn't be damaged in a way to cause a chain reaction that would lead to total self destruct. Granted we have confirmation the emperor died before station destruction but his next of kin have filed a claim. Do I have permission to deny the claim as it was the Villain Support communicator self destruct and Palatine's force lightening as he was falling down the shaft that went beyond the specs of the modifications. Its 80% communicator 20% lightening based on simulations. The other option we pay the claim and go with the parties assumption that the heavily modified Millennium Flacon quad laser overwhelmed the systems.
John: “You can’t do that, it’s called espionage.”
~~Duke~~Luke: “Dude, I’m the number one most wanted terrorist in my galaxy and earlier today, technically I attempted to assassinate said galaxy’s most powerful head of state while on a mission to commit what is technically one of the greatest acts of terrorism in said galaxy, a mission that only exists due to an act of espionage. Which I may or may not have participated in depending on continuity. What exactly makes you think I’m adverse to more espionage?”
John: “Okay…listen, I still can’t let you access that, but given what you just said, I can open a villain account for you under our Evil Overlord Jr plan…”
Luke: I'm not evil, though!
@@pieceofschmidtgamer in a world where evil is in control good and evil are flipped. He is the villian in his world.
This would be seeing it from the point of view of the empire, practically
@@loganshaw4527 Then why do Vader and Papa Palpatine have Villain accounts and not Hero accounts?
@@pieceofschmidtgamer lol previous actions to make the empire in the first place.
Luke: "I HAVE MORE MURDERS TO MY NAME THEN MULAN! Wait...um...if I open an account, do I get to keep the communicator?"
"How do you know Mulan?"
"Leia is a Disney Princess."
"...Shoot, she is."
Leiaa needs to do a musical number to become a true Disney Princess
... she already did. Holiday special.@@jotheunissen9274
Nappa self burns while trying to "nickname" John.
For real 😂🤣
"That's called 'espionage'!"
"Hi, I don't think we've met: Luke Skywalker, ace pilot and freedom fighter, part of a rebellion against a galactic empire, nice to meet you."
John not knowing Luke's name is priceless.
That actually looks like a throwback to a fan edit version where he is in fact called Duke. Now please excuse me, while I put on "Clockwork Man" on a loop. You can join on the truck and find your way to fan edit from there.
When I saw the title, for a moment there I was expecting Saitama to have wrecked the Death Star or something.
John: "No, it doesn't pass to you. It's not like an heirloom."
Luke: "Just a second, let me put my dad on the line."
John: "Vader's Dead."
Anakin: "Hello, John. I would like to grant my son access to all of my records, files, data records, accounts and everything else Acme possesses that are mine to access, or I will bring Master Yoda, Obi-wan and his mentor Qui-Gonn as Force Ghosts to your headquarters and shove your head somewhere neither you nor Nappa will appreciate, if you get my meaning. Don't think Samara is going to protect you either. But if you prefer a little bit of not-too-gentle persuasion, I am certain I can convince my old padawan to introduce your entire facility to understand 'aggressive negotiations' "
I love that I got an ad for Spectrum Mobile during the video. How appropriate.
When John’s the bald menace calling Luke, Duke. 🫅 😂
Then you hear R2D2 whistle and John starts saying "Yes, Sir. I understand Sir. My apologies Sir." While trying to stop Napa.
YAS
IT:......uh.....john? This is LUKE we are talking about. You think VADER is going to give Luke his Comm unit with an harmful device in it?
Ooo good point
Yeah...
Luke:....How am i supposed to contact you to confirm i destroied it? You're new to this huh?
John: (under his breath) dont make me get your nephew😂
Luke: nephew? What nephew, Leia hasn't bagged Han yet.
@@solarisnova9530 john:😂😂😂 no Duke they just haven't told you. DAMNIT Luke sorry
Can't, he isn't born yet
Can we have Anakin's force ghost call to complain about Villain Support blowing up his communicator without his permission.
Anakin: You blew up my communicator without my permission!
John: You died!
Anakin: And I came back more powerful than before.
I love the idea that John’s “we’ll talk” is some scary multiversal level threat to Nappa.
So Vader was basically walking around with a bomb strapped to his head?
Would you put it past Palpatine to have such contingency plans in place?
@@Asertix357 I mean I’ve looked through previous videos….and the guy was pretty thoughtless when it came to Vader.
I mean, Jason Todd did it. Why not Vader, especially if it was Palpatine's call?
@@metanightmare4454 He did? Which video was that?
That's true. Really puts how he betrayed Anakin to the Dark Side into perspective. Ani thought that dude really cared about him, believed in him, all the while he would have killed the kid at any moment if he had to.
At least he gave a warning about the self destruct.
Hope vader kept physical copies and those spare data pads
He didn't wipe his R2 unit's memory for sentimental reasons.
Villain Support never does anything small…
This has such Guild of Calamitous Intent energy and I adore it 😂
You know Princess Luke....
At least Duke got his missing droids back.
Totally thought it was Anakin's Force ghost calling. Duke is fun too, though.
In legends Palpatine somehow had it set up to where if both he and Vader were dead Luke _would_ inherit the empire. I believe this was an attempt to get Luke to fall to the dark side.
So maybe in that timeline Luke would also get his dad's communicator due to him being the new emperor, even if only for a day. He also almost fell to the dark side that day.
Wait till he uses R2D2’s override code Anakin/vade always used
Yt either you do something about these bots or I'll focus my adhd superpowers and do it myself...
Use your powers
Use the Force.
*Palpatine voice* Do it
I feel like you guys could TOTALLY do a video about Luke going Dark Side/Light Side/Dark Side/Light Side as he did in Legends.
I'd wager Luke could probably stop the self destruct, he does have a decent amount of mechanical skill iirc
Hi did you know that you have a bit on a fanfic site called Archive of our own(aoe for short) here is name of it (Izuku the Reincarnated Chef: Or "How I came back from a Isekai and still can't have a quiet life!")
I did not!
What the fuck are these comments? They're all about farm shit...
I can see Luke just containing the boom in a force bubble. Funny tho
Bots that youtube refuses to purge.
Bots, he made a joke about farming, so the bots did too 🤷🏻♀️
Ok so John, the emperor paid for modifications to the reactor design to ensure it couldn't be damaged in a way to cause a chain reaction that would lead to total self destruct. Granted we have confirmation the emperor died before station destruction but his next of kin have filed a claim. Do I have permission to deny the claim as it was the Villain Support communicator self destruct and Palatine's force lightening as he was falling down the shaft that went beyond the specs of the modifications. Its 80% communicator 20% lightening based on simulations.
The other option we pay the claim and go with the parties assumption that the heavily modified Millennium Flacon quad laser overwhelmed the systems.
This skit takes place 2 days after the 2nd DS was destroyed.
@@EclipseWarlord Wait, how do we know it's 2 days later?
@@meganofsherwood3665 it's in the description.
You know you're early when half the comments are bots.
Why wouldn't they just immediately detonate the thing when Vader died?
For a moment, when John said "throw it in fire" I was like "Ahh. That's how we ended up with Vader's funeral pyre!"
Should have just given him a few years to join up with Palpatine for a bit...
His name is Duke. I'd prefer cash.
And why wasn't Vader's comm unit deactivated the moment his death was confirmed?
Wait is LEVI working with Luke Hell If levi talks to luke better remove it
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last time I was this early my dad still loved me
Bumped it to 69 likes, nice lol
Your welcome everybody