The Most Staggering Presentation You'll Ever See
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The Most Staggering Presentation You'll Ever See
Nigel Cheese is a self proclaimed professor AND doctor. He thinks that he has stumbled across an idea which will solve the energy crisis. Sit back and watch the delusion drip off the screen.
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I see what he's trying to do, you're correct it won't work, but not for the reason you think or he thinks. He's creating a micro split slit experiment. He's forcing virtual particle duplication in an effort to generate "more energy" than is actually present. On a superficial level it may appear to work with limited detection, but in reality there's a quantum balancing act happening and he's actually losing energy by splitting a single photon along multiple layers of waveform division. He's effectively detecting the same output multiple times from a single photon pulse and thinking he's getting more energy than he actually is. Hilarious.
Does he have a BSC or an SSC - Then RIMMER is far more qualified than this guy... Smoke Me A Kipper - I'll Be Back for Breakfast...
Shhh - NO LONGER will we refer to this as THE BOMB - from here on it will be known as THE GADGET...
[It's supposed to be written this way.] Jokes on him. I gots a whole tree FULL of Pecams in my back yard.
They drop ever yer. He wonts ,he can buy some of mine.
This guy's a conman if he's looking for investors for this, can't wait to see the rest of it next week. Cheers Dan 🏴🇬🇧
A friend of mine once said: "There were always village idiots but thanks to the internet they can now talk to each other."
I remember this phrase every time I see one of them in your videos ^^
The internet has unionised the village idiots
It's the ongoing breeding of said idiots that is the main problem. If only we could neuter the dim witted morons.
Yeah, and if they made too much problems in the market square, they would be removed from the market square. Sadly, this doesn't apply to digital 'market squares'.
Them talking to each other has made them more dangerous and has destabilized society.
Your friend could not be more wrong. Umberto eccho wrote about it, we were better off with them drunk in the pub than on the internet.
Okay, hang on, so something like this could be possible in theory. Dude would put a "catalyst" into his box, run a small current into the front and get lots of energy out the back. Fully possible
What he's not saying is that the additional energy must have been stored as chemical energy in the "catalyst" in the first place, and his machine needs a constant supply of this "catalyst" almost like some sort of fuel 🤔
Come back next week when he shows his miraculous new free energy device called a Diesel Generator, which generates unlimited power when fed a liquid catalyst!
What you are describing isn't a catalyst. The important distinction is that a catalyst remains unchanged whilst improving the yield of a chemical reaction.
@@engineeredlifeform
The catalyst is the power cable he has hooked up to the thing. That would be unchanged before and after using his miraculous device.
@@engineeredlifeform yeah man, that's why I put catalyst in quotation marks. What he's describing is a fuel, not a catalyst. I've edited it to make the joke clearer
@@0neMadGypsy Watts are amps over volts (another term for Watts is "volt-amps", expressed as 'VA'), so you're not entirely making sense here.
You're thinking volts. Watts is the product of amps and volts, so current is already part of the equation.
So then I said to my engineers: "I want to generate more energy than contained in the entire universe" and they said "no probs boyo!" and then I called my manufacturers and said: "Make it all flatter than an atom, by next tuesday" and they said: "yes, your majesty", just then I was rudely interrupted by the head nurse... (continued on page 478)
Lol. Great post, Ian!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I cant believe he needed engineers, thought he would be the expert.
How come these free energy boys never start their presentations with “here’s my house being powered entirely disconnected from the power grid and here’s the third-party independent verification of that fact. I’m not using solar, wind, thermal or any other previously known power generation method. …” Hell, for some reason they can never even show us a small calculator or toy being powered with their free energy method. It’s almost like they’re complete bullshit artists.
reminds me of a short sci-fi story where someone walked into a government office carrying a "block box" he claimed was a free energy device.
the protagonist told his secretead to find an adapter so he could plug THREE things into it.
this made the guy retreat hastily.
At least give him some credit. He did show us a... tiny spark
Nigel at beginning of video: "I'm giving this to the whole world." Nigel at 10:50 "I have to hide some of the technology because there are thieves out there."
also him stealing leftist rhetoric pretending that he's trying to help everyone but the rich, while obviously just trying to scam people out of money like a typical capitalist
Thieves steeling free stuff are the worst!
..well 8:00 LiPo battery...lol i doubt any1 in their right mind wouldent go near a Litium-Polonium cell, firt of all it radioactive, radioactive cells was used in our earliest spacecraft voyager i and II in the early 70s... compared with modern cells thay are rater crude...
ooh dear...well dear PhD in Physics (self proclaimed ofc) Modern Cells uses a LiCa-LiS mesh, not Polonium and Uranium...
but u alredy knew that since ur a PhD in Physics right...,
i have a q...did u go t the Flat Earth University of Science?
@@Patrik6920 just a couple points. Or clarifications.
Li-Po battery actually stands for Lithium Polymer battery. LiPo battery or lithium polonium battery is not a thing.
The batteries used in Voyagers actually are mini nuclear reactors that convert heat into electricity via Seebeck Effect, calling them batteries in the classical sense is a bit of a stretch, but can be thought as such.
But yeah, that Cheese guy is just delusional and disconnected from reality..
@@nadrile ..interestingly enugh it seems Voyager inddeed used thermal nuclear decay reactors... or RTG as Nasa call them..
moden one usually use Beta particle decay reactors (decays produce a shower of electrons when forced into special semiconductors))...
but the decay chain for Uranium 238->Radon 222 ->Polonium -Lead...
Uran 234->Protactium->Thorium->Radium-Radon->Astatine->Polonium-Bismut->Lead
..Polonium is very dangerous, it emitts high energy Alpha particles(2p+2n)
..it penetrates cells and destroys DNA
doesent seems NASA want to say to much about them other than thay used Uranium-238 (Voyager space crafts)
...this went into a rant..sry...Voyagers was rly built well...still working after 45 years... with some instuments shut down for good, still sends back some information of use...
I'm a bit of a bullshitter myself, but I always enjoy listening to an expert.
I read that in William Dafoe's voice
i would hardly call this guy an expert
@@perry92964 Expert bullshitter! I am just an amateur bullshitter...
I know this guy is talking utter bollx, because I'm fluent in it myself.
This dude is amateur league, man.
Christ! He's all over the place!! I'm an engineer myself and have had a lifelong love affair with the sciences as well as psychology and social history. This is akin to watching someone trying to use a multimeter for the first time and them declaring their complete understanding of particle physics based on their incorrect reading of a Capacitor in-circuit.
😆😆😆😆😆😆
reminds me of a crazy flat-earther who claimed to have "quantum awareness", which supposedly lets him see individual atomic particles WITH JUST HIS EYES...
BUT also thinks Electrons and Photons are THE EXACT SAME THING.
he also claimed to have 160 IQ, but misspelled "quatmun" half the time.
AND he claimed to have "predicted a great discovery in physics"...but NEVER even TRIED to say WHICH discovery.
all ego and zero brain.
I'm also an engineer and I agree.
Its like all the amazing versions of mouse traps. Every one of them was invented by a genius, just ask them.
As I once read somewhere long ago..."Watching him try to understand the most basic of concepts was like watching a cat trying to fly a kite."
It’s comedy gold is what it is mate 😎😂😂
BSc actually stands for "bronze swimming certificate"
Or Big Stupid c***!
Impressive!
I thought it was bull sh*t continously
Like Rimmer in the Red Dwarf books!
AJ Rimmer BSc
The plans for unlimited energy are hidden in the microdot of the i in swimming certificate
It’s a clue - it’s a blatant clue
I love how Dan threads the needle on how he can criticize without being cruel. Its an art really.
He might argue it's more of a science
Sure... but I always have a problem with lumping the ones who are unequivocally delusional (like Nigel) with the ones who are fraudsters (many / most flat earth "influencers"). I just don't think mental illness should be exposed in the same way...
With Prof Nigel's previous fixation on magnets I was certain this infinite energy source would involve magnets spinning turbines for free infinite energy.
As an engineer myself, I absolutely guarantee that no engineer would react in any way other than utterly ridiculing him.
I've had some ridiculous design requests I the past but this makes them appear sane.
But you know that they’d happily let the apprentice knock it up and bill the loon for time and materials.
Well... If he pays good enough, he probably can find some people willing to go along with any BS he suggests merely for the paycheck.
I pity you for not having the commitment and pioneering attitude of Professor Cheese.
@@squiredog Cheese's Christ!
but how many would fleece a fool just for the hell of it?
The fact that this dude had the audacity to put that many titles below his name and still expects viewers to take him seriously discredits his entire presentation imo.
right? wtf do half of those even mean? have never seen those as qualifications in my life (other than PhD of course) :'D
When he did his magnet presentation didn’t he say that he had no degrees.
his confidence is his intellectual undoing
What do you mean by that?
And it is so insulting to those people who have put in the hard graft to achieve these high degrees!
I used to work for Australia's National Science Agency (CSIRO) and we dealt with crackpot ideas like this in the same way every time when they came in: 'We look forward to seeing your work published in a peer-reviewed journal.' It never was though. Funny that!
That's because your so-called "peer-reviewed" journals are controlled by the government agencies of the world. And what controls these governments? Big energy. And what does Big Energy want to hide? Free energy. /sarcasm
@@whodafeak Prove it. Submit a research paper for peer review and show us the results. You're failure doesn't equate to a grand conspiracy.
@@DistantVision85 They said they were being sarcastic, I don't think they are a real conspiracy person. I could be wrong of course and misinterpreted the intent of the sarcasm, so apologies if that is the case.
@@DistantVision85 he was joking you MORON
@@lovecatxx he was definitely joking but our dear 2nd replier as one Great Skeptic would say " he's a f**king IDIOT"
I love how he says "his engineers" as if there are a team of people he has in employment and not some engineers he happens to bother from time to time.
They all live rent-free inside his head.
Everytime Mr Cheese said "mountains", I just kept thinking of Bilbo telling Gandalf he wanted to see mountains again.
I have actually reviewed two "free energy" inventions. Neither actually worked but the "inventors" were very sure of themselves. In one case, the funny thing was that they were so sure of themselves that I was the expert they themselves proposed to the panel. I think I disappointed them by telling them that until they show some evidence for this free energy, they should not get funded for further research.
Whenever I see people claiming to have created some sort of free energy device, I always wonder why they're still paying their electric bill.
@Roger Rabbit
Exactly. They have a prototype that "works" but aren't using it. Wow!
The free energy guys were my favorites on Art Bell's radio show. Their claims rarely broke just a single law of science. They always said something like, "If someone just gave me a hundred grand, I am sure that I could make this thing work." On one show, they spent ten minutes marveling at how quickly you could travel to each planet in the solar system at a constant one g acceleration. The problem is his device had never accelerated any vehicle at all. All that he did was stand on his bathroom scales and spin something over his head. He swears that it made him slightly lighter.
@@rickkwitkoski1976 If I'd come up with something like this, the first thing I'd do would be set it up for my own house. Once I had it working there, I'd show one of my neighbors that it worked, and agree on a price for me to set one up for him. Then show another neighbor, and then another. It wouldn't be long before I had a number of people who could say, "Yeah, it works!" to anyone who was interested.
Instead, these people keep begging for money, or sell plans to people who don't have any recourse if they don't work. You can never go somewhere to see one actually working.
100 ft extension cord to my neighbors exterior plug. Voila, free energy! (I think i've been watching too many flat earth videos...)...
Poor old Nigel Cheese. The reason this is 'definitely not for the banks' is that they laughed him off the premises.
Yes, he seems to be especially bitter towards banks and this presentation is a way to get people to invest in his project.
"Can you prove your device works?"
"Well, no, but i have a presentation...."
"Can you show it will earn money?"
"Actually, I'm going to give it away for free."
"Then I'm sorry, but I can't approve your loan."
*walks away grumbling about evil corperate banks*
However to be fair, if he would have added blockchain to the name he would have already gotten a few millions a few years back. It isn't like all investors are particularly smart guys.
@@rudolfquerstein6710 NFT power systems!
@@jarkkohulkko7592 scam rather than invest is more likely
I've got a pretty strong suspicion he's trying to run a scam, it's not just stupidity.
I'm not so sure. Scammers are generally a lot more professional in terms of presentation than this. To me he appears to be suffering from a mental illness.
Yeah, could well be!!
It could very well be, he's upped the slickness of his nonsense a great deal.
I try to never attribute to malice what can be explained by sheer stupidity. But these days, some people make it really hard to tell.
It is a scam, why do think the banks won't touch him with a barge poll.
A signal amplifier would blow this guy's mind.
After doing some research, I've found that Yttrium Oxide on Silicon surfaces has been used in electronics as a dielectric device. "A dielectric material is a poor conductor of electricity." He chose the wrong elements for his device if he wants to get MORE electricity out than he put in. It's not even possible to get the same amount!
Flat earthers, mud fossils and now breaking the laws of Thermodynamics? Your really spoiling us Dan. The Human psyche is fascinating to me and how people can be so confident in their abilities and knowledge that they will throw away all the learning's and teachings of all the giants of which their shoulders we have all stood upon. It almost makes me cry.
Mud Fossil University also has a free energy machine, and he also has a team of engineers working for him to build it. It works by squeezing photons through a small hole or something.
12:50 "Having proven the theory and produced 28W." What theory? He "proved" no theory. He never demonstrated any power generation at all. All that he did was denigrate lithium ion batteries. Why? Does he think that they generate energy? They do not. They only store energy.
I don't think he meant proven in this presentation but rather by "his engineers"...?
(*) proved
@@Kris_M Proven/Proved is one of the many British/US differences.
It must be why he doesn't like VCs and why they want money from HIM to look at his idea.
@@danf1862 You mean venture capitalists? They have no idea about physics. Physicists do and being one, I would *bet* money on him having nothing to show.
@@arctic_haze You don't have to be a physicist to know this guy is selling BS.
I'm pretty sure that Nigel must have also, by now, invented a viable cold fusion process, a working time machine, figured out how to make gold as the alchemists tried to do and built a machine that enables us to communicate with ghosts.
Of course, he did, he just didn’t have time to make those videos yet!!!
And communicates with aliens, don't forget the aliens...
@@ronwolenski-n8wcr Yes! That too.
It is actually possible to create gold. From mercury, not lead. By kicking a proton out of the nucleus.
Only problem is that the production is SO expensive that it's simply cheaper to mine for gold.
He has! That and more. This is from his website:
"What can you do when you have an I.Q. of 207 and Asperger’s
syndrome? There is nothing more I can do; I have gone from zero to
infinity in every direction, (and back); I’ve have taken you on a
complete tour of rim of the Universe showing that infinity is only part
of it; I’ve created matter from nothing, and jumped across space at a
speed that far exceeds the poultry speed of light. I’ve produced light,
and power, heat and more, and I’ve dropped them all at your door. I have
shown you the in’s and the outs of the very workings of the universe; I
shown to you the deepest most closely guarded secrets of the universe…
ALL BUT ONE. The one I shall have to keep hidden from mankind, its
obsession with “destructive” power, means that, there is NO WAY I am
going to give to humans the ability to create all mater from nothing!
That of the magneto nuclei combination; the GOLDEN FISH. It exists and I have done it, I’ve seen through time itself, I wrote down the sequence,
and I even made a video, I recorded the whole event, and wrote a step
by step guide of how and why it works. It’s in the UK and most likely in
the U.S. It was stolen from me ….
His engineer team and manufacturing team are as real as his credentials. Everything is inside his head. I'm surprised he didn't threw a few magnets in that diagram for good measure...
SHHH! He hid the magnets - trade secret! 😂
We are not killing our planet. We are killing our capacity to live on our planet!
As a person that deals with silica dust on a daily basis, I must point out there are significant health and environmental concerns with extraction and processing of silica and silicon. It is a very difficult substance to control and protect people from. I have to say he picked four very cool sounding words for the name of his scam. Since it won't work he is going to need a heavy emphasis on style and marketing to successfully scam his investors.
Aw yeah, gimme that sweet sweet silicosis
I can tell the free energy enthusiast the same thing I have always told other nutjobs of the type:
As soon as you will power one small electric bulb with the free energy, the scientific world will treat you seriously (even award you with the Nobel prize). But until you show it actually works, you will be treated as a joke which you are with a probability of 99.9999%.
And free energy wouldn't be that free either. Imagine what all loose energy would do to the planet.
@@PabloSanchez-qu6ib There are even some interesting SF stories on the subject where the "free" energy turns out to have a high price somewhere, destroying our Sun, or an Earth from another timeline.
@@PabloSanchez-qu6ib That's what I've always assumed. Truly free energy would cause a cataclysm. Imagine it got stuck in a feedback loop - we'd vaporise ourselves!
Hell we could even destroy the universe if we were tapping the energy from the other side of the false vacuum. Oops, now a runaway event that dematerialises the entirety of existence!
@@arctic_haze . I was thinking he was making a joke about the “free energy” roaming the countryside and getting into trouble. Your story recollection sounds really interesting though.
And since lightbulbs are now LED and only take a few watts, it's so much easier these days than it used to be.
He sure got really agitated when he insisted that his box works. I wonder if he's been laughed out of a number of presentations.
If he wasn't, he should have been.
Free energy. I give you "The Sun!" thanks for coming to my TED talk.
I am always deeply suspicious of anyone who feels it necessary to display all of their qualifications
So he takes "pre-processed" silicon and yttrium oxide... and using that he somehow produces "synthetic" photons... which are somehow distinguishable from "natural" photons... and then he "post-processes" his photons... to produce electricity? And he wants to give it to mankind, but _also_ doesn't want anyone to steal it...
...Is this just a small laser aimed at a solar cell in a box?
He probably equates "energy" with "electricity", which is wrong. But I also find curious that his device isn´t for the banks. Like, banks would still be using electricity from other sources, which are all, accroding to him, bad for the environment? Their employees would drive "bombs on four wheels"? Doesn´t make much sense to me.
@@veronikamajerova4564 I was also left wondering if he thought ranting about the 1% was a good way to get investment money? 'Cause apparently he'd been giving that presentation all week... so presumably he'd been pitching at potential investors how much he hated them as people and everything they stand for...
Since he provides no data, I'm going on an assumption spree and make things up as I go along.
It produces high-energy photons (radiation). It outputs a vast amount of energy° compared to the input. He built a radiation bomb.
° the way he's making up numbers, we'll end up at more than 5.76x.
I just barely have more of an understanding than simple high school science and can tell you this dude, Nigel is a great example of The Dunning-Kruger Effect.
Ohhhhh, Nigel... when *you're* the only person on the planet who can appreciate the true, undiscovered genius that you are... don't you think there might be a reason for that?
Yeah, everyone's stupid but me.
Also, everyone's driving in the wrong direction on the highway. See? Everyone's stupid but me!
The amount of people who think that rainforests are being dug up by "the 1%" astounds me. The first world hasn't touched a tree in the amazon for decades. The people who are cutting down huge swaths of the amazon are the poor farmers who want that soil for farming.
Thank goodness, I was having trouble sleeping and then I listened to him and I'm OK now
You would think that someone who says they have so many qualifications would know that knowingly scamming people out of money is not quite legal.
Once again, i am stunned by the level of hubris that makes a person think he or she has single-handedly upended centuries of scientific knowledge. Newton, Einstein, all of them were either wrong or liars. Only this guy, with his scribbly white board and earnest PowerPoint presentation, knows the truth. He's obviously the most brilliant person who's ever lived, and he seems just a little peeved that the rest of us are too stupid to see it.
😂😂😂😂😂
Wait a minute! If we're too stupid to see it, I just can't see how we can see that we can't see it in seeing it.
My essay presented above deserves a seep loss.
C+? No. Seep loss. Ooze.
@@ZeroOskul ...when I smoke weed, I try to avoid making jokes on the internet -- they are invariably unfunny.
So, when I slip and write something completely bonkers, I reread it, and then delete it before posting. And whisper to myself, _"STFU, Bob, you're high"_ . ;-]
Right?? Like It’s legitimately astonishing that so many people who can’t even correctly state the five steps of the scientific method, let alone actually USE IT in an experiment, will go out and make ridiculous claim, and then say “I don’t have the burden of evidence” like buddy that’s not how any of this works, we have centuries upon centuries of scientific knowledge, most of which is everything but proven, of course due to the fact science doesn’t prove things. While this guy comes along and makes a positive claim, while phrasing it as a negative claim. Like saying “The earth isn’t a globe” would have the burden of proof regardless considering how much evidence we have towards the globe model, but that’s not even all it is, they also start making claims it’s flat afterwords but act like since they started it with a “pseudonegative” statement, that everything they say after is irrelevant. Like you can’t claim the globe model has burden of proof only to make hundreds of positive claims afterwords. Like they have wayyy more of the burden of proof even if they DIDNT lay on hundreds of BS pseudoscientific claims, as the globe model has so much evidence at this point that you’d have to be an absolute moron to say otherwise.
@@robertcartier5088 Seepage is ooze and seep loss is a homonym of C+.
Nerd jokes are only funny to nerds.
Geeks need obscure anime references for things to be funny.
It's all one piece, though.
See?
Just want to shout out for your constant updates Dan, they help me get through the work week with every video you upload.
Hey Dan, Me and My bf love watching your videos! We are currently on holiday in Italy watching your video as the ISS flew over our heads! Thought you would find this cool :)
What a humanitarian. Helping a brother out with free energy.
But he’s a criminal breaking the laws of thermodynamics 😅
I think this guy got his degrees from mud flood university.
I must admit when this started I wondered if he was going to clash with or support Roger’s “free energy” “theory”.
more likely as an intern at Jacob's Cream Crackers ;)
Nigel says "I want to give this to everyone". Nigel also says "there are thieves out there".
Well, he does want to give it to everyone ... for a price of course.
@@0x777 That's not "giving", that's "selling"...
This guy is truly a legend in his own lunchtime.
with a nice slice of cheddar - cracking Gromit!
“Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.”― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
I'd say a legend in his own mind. But first you must have a mind and he clearly has lost his.
And a legend in his own mind...
This here is a "professor" who actually writes:
320mm x 160mm x 10mm = 83,4 w/h...
So multiplying milimeters gets you 83,4 watt divided by one hour??
Wow... My mind was already blown when i learned that thermodynamics arent real but now i see that dimensions are electricity devided by time! WOW!
14:14 "320 x 160 x 10mm = 83.4 watts per hour"
This equation is amazing. Ignoring that "watts per hour" is rather a non-standard and probably meaningless unit in the context, there is no dimensional analysis that could turn a volume of 512 cubic centimetres into "power per time".
1 Newton = 1 kg m/s²
1 Joule = 1 N * 1 m = 1 kg m²/s²
1 Watt = 1 J / 1 s = 1 kg m²/s³
1 Watt / hour = 1/3600 1 kg m²/s⁴
Unit that expresses "watts per time" would only be relevant in a situation where you are measuring the rate of change in power, so... the power extracted from a device with this size changes (increases or decreases?) by 83.4 watts during an hour of measurement?
But that is a very charitable interpretation that ignores the fact that he has written an expression that has only millimetres as units on one side, but the other side somehow also has kilograms and seconds in the units.
In order for a physics expression to even be considered to be correct, it has to have the same units on both sides. Even the most rudimentary dimensional analysis reveals this is clearly not the case here.
This person knows nothing about science, physics, chemistry, or reality. He either lives in a world of his own delusion, or he is a very bad con artist. He has no idea about the distinction between energy and power, and probably also no idea what entropy is and why the laws of thermodynamics are certainly not "falsehoods".
Adding any lower degrees to your PhD (with the exception of an engineering one in some countries) is simply weird and not a good sign that any of them are real
He has a multitude of degrees, engineers working for him etc and he doesn't know the difference between Watts and Joules? Give us a break🤣
if his degrees are not in science field..he might not know
He could quite possibly have a degree in theology, another in philosophy, a third in sociology and never need to know anything about electricity, the laws of thermodynamics or anything remotely science based.
@@andystokes8702 What does 'Phys' mean in his qualifications list? And besides, if they're not science degrees, they're not relevant to the presentation and their presence is dishonest.
@@Jehannum2000 I have no idea what 'Phys' means. There is nothing that is relevant to what he is proposing.
@@Jehannum2000 Probably physical therapist
Nigel must have been totally insufferable for all colleagues he ever worked with. You all have our sincere sympathies and rest assured we can all now see what you have long known!
Reminds me of a supervisor I had many years ago who would daily assail us worker bees with his "bright" ideas. Note this was in the tech field. He would insist that power companies were all frauds because "It's the same electrons just travelling in a loop!" Us trying to explain that A) No, it wasn't the "same" electrons and B) it was the "motive force" for electrons produced by primary sources that was being sold by power companies fell on deaf ears.
My favorite was his plan for the fully self-sustaining electric vehicle (this was years before EVs/hybrids were commonly available). His explanation was that he would attach a generator to each wheel so that as they spun they would recharge the vehicle's battery. We tried to explain how the generators would be producing drag on the turning wheels (i.e. how regenerative BRAKES on a modern EV works) and how due to inherent inefficiencies he would actually be losing more power than he would be gaining. He thought about it for a bit and then brightened up and announced his new plan: attach TWO generators to each wheel!
People like this have always been around. It's just that the Internet amplifies their voices (and their confidence).
That guy is the very definition of the DUNNING KRUGER EFFECT!
"I'm giving this away TO THE WORLD!"
Ok. Where's your blueprints?
*TALL TALE BUSTED*
Exactly. Tesla invented an ozone generator and didn’t patent it so anyone could build one.
This gives me strong "The IT Crowd" vibes.
Somebody pulled a prank on this guy, telling him some random bollocks about an empty box, and he fell for it fully.
I can imagine his friends having a laugh while planning.
"How do we call this?"
"Hmmm... I don't know... Pecans! it's silly enough"
"Brilliant! Let's make it more techy, though.... How about P-CAM?"
"Excellent let's make up an acronym with these letters! Quick, something sciency!"
Haha very possible.
He should have got Jen to do the presentation, then. People always believe her.
P-CAM only one letter from SCAM
@@casperhansen826 ah yes, the Scientific Catalytic Amplification Matrix
"This... is the internet"
Oooooh
This has got me more than a little bit angry. My brother was a fitter and turner before being made redundant by Thorn Lighting in the 80s. So he took himself off to college and then uni. He is a genuine PhD M.Eng B.Sc HND (a British qualification I don’t even know if it still exists), I took him about ten years working to all hours of the morning. Some idiot pretending he’s suddenly got all these qualifications plus a chair at some university insults the level of Eddie's (my brother) commitment.
It's a little odd to me because in the United States, if you have a PhD, you wouldn't list any other qualifications. You typically only list the highest qualification In a given field. If you also say had a law degree, you might list that too.
Don't take it so hard ... watch! I have an AB,CD., an EFG, an HIJK, and an LMN. See how easy it is to get degrees!
@@brianvernaglia9449 In the U.K. we list them in order of achievements with the highest first. My brother isn’t Dr E Harris PhD either, he can only use one or the other unless he has more than one doctorate. He rarely uses the title 'Dr' preferring the PhD at the end. I hardly ever put my LLB(Hons), which is my law degree, at the end of my name except when I’m writing to someone complaining.
@@markharrisllb That makes sense and is different from here. I have a PhD, an MSE, and an AB. (The second and third are masters and bachelor's degrees respectively.) I never list the second or third one. Nor do I ever use Dr. Just PhD!
@@fishingpervert The day I got my law degree, which I started a year after getting sober, I realised degrees aren’t that impressive. If I can get one with my head up my backside anyone can. I do mention it as it was my first achievement after being a 24/7 drunk for years, I’m proud of it for that. Five years before I crossed the stage to pick up a piece of paper I’ve lost people were crossing the road to avoid me. That was 22 years ago and I’m retired now, but still sober.
When the man cant even distinguish between lithium iron phosphate(LiFePo), lithium ion(Li-Ion) and lithium polymer(LiPo) batteries, you know he's on to something big. The LiFes are really stable, Li-Ion is stable as well, LiPos are the ones exploding in Rc cars etc, because its the most unstable. Kinda funny seeing him list Teslas as running LiPo batteries.
But it's all lithium, didnt you hear what he said, lithium is a bomb.
@@bobafett5926 guess hes against using fertilizer too lol.
Frankly, I think he needs to be taking some, not complaining about it.
And this ladies and gentlefish is the DUNNING-KRUGER EFFECT personified.
Funny that he starts off complaining how humans have ravaged the Earth and then half way thru advocated for mining silicon from a desert and yttrium from mountains in Romania.
Nigel's pack of playing cards is surely full of jokers.
Why would anyone want to hear about how the device (supposedly) works, when we could hear the riveting details of how he went back and forth between engineers and manufacturers?
I know when someone tells me they've overturned the laws of physics, my first question is "but have you ever been a go-between?"
Not to mention that I'm dying to hear the inner workings of technology I already know, that's how every good presentation of a groundbreaking new technology must start. Doubly so if the groundbreaking new technology is then later handwaved away with "it's a secret".
More comedy gold from the cheese. I do admire how he keeps a straight face throughout.
with a name like that I was on the look out for his canine friend - we've forgotten the crackers!
Dan "Are these engineers real?" I'd love to think there is some company out there taking this dope's money to manufacture his dream machines-"Yeah, Nigel. All hands on deck for your big project and a lot of man hours. I'll send you the bill."
I was thinking the same, poor old man...
It seems every time this guy posts a new video, he presents it as if he has just achieved some kind of new, remarkable, award-worthy, breakthrough discovery... yet still, ironically, nobody seems to know who the hell he even is -- let alone have any of his "remarkable discoveries" been put to anything resembling practical application. That being said, it sure is entertaining watching Dan dismantle all of his "hard work (which, unfortunately, is more akin to a poor man's illusions of grandeur topped with some nonsensical drivel)" in such a casual manner -- which is why I absolutely love this series. Thanks for sharing, as usual, Dan. Keep up the great work, bud!
Martin Luther King. " I have a dream"
Nelson Mandella " I am prepared to die"
Winsten Churchill " We shall fight them on the beaches"
Nigel Cheese" What we choose to do today will form the destiny for the species as a whole"
Brings a tear to my eye.
Professor? Where is he a professor? If cornered, he would probably say "I'm one who professes, therefore I'm a professor" trying to sidestep the obvious lie.
As for his PhD, I would love to read his thesis. Or published papers.
He also lists his qualifications in a way that no one who has those qualifications would.
Yeah, he wouldn't be able to get a Masters if he didn't get a degree with Honours either.
I'm not gonna even pretend to know anything about energy transfer or thermodynamics to discredit him, but I do know one thing... I know he misrepresents, shows dishonesty, and manipulates theories for personal monetary gain. So in that sense, I cannot trust anything he says.
So he’s got this miracle contraption. He can’t demonstrate it just now, because there are no working models…… but if you’d just shovel him some cash he’ll have it up and running in just a few weeks. Got it. Thanks Nigel……. (And thank you Dan).
"I got a hand full of engineers"
Translation = takin a piss.
Their names are Richard, Peter, and Willy.
Even if he wasn't totally delusional, his manner immediately annoys anyone listening to him.
As someone who has crashed batteries attached to a drones into trees, concrete, puddles, etc. I can tell you that overcharging is the only thing on that list that will likely cause a thermal runaway event. (which is not an explosion) He missed the other thing that can cause a fire, a short from plus to minus.
The safety of the existing batteries is irrelevant for this 'free energy" thing unless he shows it even works. Which he never did.
@@arctic_haze and yet, it is a point he made speaking to his motive, and is available for criticism.
@@ShadowPhoenix82 I am not so sure. The safety and environment-friendliness of batteries is a legitimate engineering problem. But what it has to do with claiming to have broken the most fundamental law of physics we know of? How does it support such claim?
I have heard stories from Navy guys about paralleling generators out of phase. The breaker is supposed to trip, but it can weld shut. The counter EMF rips the generator loose from its mounting. Then you have this multi-ton rotating machine bouncing around the deck.
Li-Ion batteries can spontainious combust. There are enough examples, like the Samsung Note 7 issue.
Li-ion batteries are a collection of cells, small plastic containers all designed to hold the Lithium inside. Is a cell damaged, the freed Lithium can cause a fire. That fire can damage other cells, which then release more Lithium. You will have a chain reaction and even when the flames go out, damaged cells can take a while to fail and re-ignate the fire.
This is a known issue and the batteries in drones will be designed to take a hit. However, the issue with the Samsung Note 7 was that the battery had not enough room to swell (yes, batteries become bigger when charged) resulting in physical damaged cell and a fire.
The only way to combat a Li-Ion fire is to take a way the heat. If possible, submerge the battery in enough water and let it cool down for a few hours. The Li-Ion can burn under water, but the heat will go into the water and not the other cells. You can't do anything about the fire, only stop the chain reaction of failing cells.
The "watts per hour" in his slide near the end convinces me it's genuine.
It's amazing in the thousands and thousands of years we have seen sparks, this numbnut is the FIRST person to think of it as free energy. One would have thought he would come up with something using magnets.
Be nice, that's the only "bright spark" about him... 😆
As an American, I love that your videos are nice and new when I can’t sleep at 0400 😂
Not to take away from the great content either. I always end up laughing at the absolute lunacy of some of these folks and your very quick shutdown of them. Cheers!
i always debate weather i want to watch them when i cant sleep or when i wake up with my coffee.
If this is such a brilliant free energy opportunity, I trust Mr. Cheese has established his own power generation company. After all, it appears that he can just reinvest his 28.8W return off his 5W expenditure, and rapidly scale it up to power a home, then a block, then a neighbourhood, then a city, state, country. All off of a single initial investment of just 5W, right?
'Professor' Cheese's theory is about as sound as using the light on you phone to charge the solar battery pack that is charging your phone. INFINITY ENERGY.
@@bobafett5926 But that's what the new iPhone from uber-genius Steve Jobs says it can do!! At least that's what Steve Jobs himself told me yesterday in a commercial. (May have been a hologram of him.)
Go backwards and you don't even have to stump up energy for the initial 5W. 😂
So it's basically a Ponzi scheme, just with Watts instead of dollars?
@@Forest_Fifer Pretty much, only Professor Cheese says he can give free energy to everyone because he has single-handedly circumvented the second law of thermodynamics. Even with the worst Ponzi schemes where most investors lose money, at least some people have made money, but with this "scheme" (scam) no one makes anything... except of course for Professor Cheese.
Nigel: "Can you make a sort of 'free energy' matrix that amplifies a lot of power from light, a catalyst, & a little electricity?"
Solar panel/inverter manufacturers: "😶 ...sure."
"And how small do you want it and would you like us to double the output? Yeah, have it ready Monday lunch time".
Meanwhile, a quick Wikipedia inquiry suggests:
> Yttrium can be highly toxic to humans, animals and plants.
> Yttrium dust is highly flammable.
So yeah, let's "solve" battery fires using a toxic and highly flammable replacement! Hehehehe.
I'm always fascinated by this type of crank. He seems relatively intelligent (much more than the standard flerfers you see on this channel) and can at least string words together intelligibly. But then they have _massive_ blind spots. As Dan points out, this guy seems to think that presenting a drawing of an idea is somehow proof that two centuries of thermodynamics is bollocks. It's weird.
Yeah, let's go with the less damning character fault and say that he really believes everything he says and is just deluded, not a con artist trying to swindle people out of their money.
Welding sparks/splatters are cold? Damn, all these burnt holes in my shirts have lied to me the whole time.
My thoughts exactly.
That's not because they are hot, they're just very sharp. Cold, though.
@@bartvkessel You should tell that to my feet. A splatter fell in my shoe and it was no fun.......
Not cold either.
@@bartvkessel
I assume you have never used a grinding wheel to sharpen a damaged chisel. Sparks are hot. They burn. Come round to my shed, I’ll show you.
It was a joke, calm down boys.
"...going to print of this video..."
Yup, this guy sure is up to speed on current innovations.
3:25 the "P" is wrong, "SCAM" is written with an "S" 🙈
Pcam or pre-scam, because this is just the start.
I put 0.1 J into a box and got over 100 J out, via the catalyst. Some my know the catalyst as gun powder. It only worked once. Please respond in text, as my hearing has taken a turn for the worst post test. I being increasingly stupid, am pleased I have found a new leader!
From 4:08 about our planet I completely agree with we have hurt our home so horribly it really is disgusting.
Are you sure it ain't Simple Catalytic Amplification Matrix?
By his "definition" you could put three glass lenses together - and call it a PCAM system !!
Starts off with prototype that looks like audio stacking system. Finishes saying 10mm thick. Apart from that it made sense to me. Like that magic little box that Willy wonka had where you could send chocolates.
I could do with some quantum chocolate.
Well, he probably tought "the first computers were as big as a room, and today we can fit it in our pocket, so it makes sense that my invention would be the same", without thinking how long it actually took to get to this stage and that it was gradual process of many steps.
*Dunning Kruger:* _'Those who know the_ *least* _think they know the_ *most.'*
*Tuteur Corollary:* _'If they_ *don't* _understand it, they think it's a plot to_ *harm* _them.'_
It always amazes me how whenever he does a demonstration he makes obvious mistakes and yet he still thinks he's educated enough to debunk the most basic principles in science.
In the future when we are celebrating a bank holiday called Nigel Cheese day, the man and genius that saved the world we will look back at these times when we all laughed at every mad thing he spoke about and feel a little silly. So make the most of laughing at this fool. PS he is a genius you know.
And these playing card layers, they will be forever known as The Cheese Sandwich
Yup, we'll raise a glass to him on that day - a cheese toastie if you will - and to a man, when asked to rate him alongside other scientists, will declare: 'Cheese greater'.
I'm sending this one to my sister. She lost her mind over the "I never thought to treat space as the thing that was moving" line from the 09 Star Trek film. This one will have her head exploding.
She must have shat herself when she saw the Futurama episode (A Clone of My Own) in which Professor Farnsworth's child clone, Cubert Farnsworth, figured out how the Planet Express ship gets wherever it's going -- and I'm pretty sure that was well BEFORE the 2009 ST movie!
@@johndemeritt3460 Never saw that one. The "space is moving" bit is a basic tenet of astrophysics, which she has a degree in, so that's why she lost her shit.
Good work Dan, this guy is such a charlatan. He's all up on the environment hype train and yet he's denouncing Tesla as a bomb factory. The sentiment is all well and good but progress has to be rooted in fact.
I mean he's not entirely wrong, the amount of fossil fuels burned to build a tesla car is astounding, and then the end product is very bomb-like, relatively speaking, not that much better for the environment, especially the ones that will be destroyed to expand lithium mining.
Charlatan?
Maybe but in my humble opinion he is just an attention seeking narcissist that thinks he is smarter than EVERYBODY else!
Electric cars just move the pollution out of the cities to where the electricity is produced. And as noted above, still uses a ton of fossil fuels during production.
@@natsterjam
Compartmentalise m8, no one is claiming Mr Cheese is legit in his main claim, he is defo a Narcissist, and clearly has a delusional complex of some kind.The poor guy is obviously very high on the dunning kruger scale. But his claims about Tesla and EV's in general is about the most factual statements he made. i don't get even the vague impression that anyone in this thread is 'supporting' Mr Cheese or his main claims.
There are plenty of "EV deep dives" on youtube mostly produced by electrical engineers that explain in detail the hidden resources inputs into EV's, and the consequences that has for actually reducing peoples energy footprint. If your unfamiliar i suggest a quick search......
Depending on where on the planet you live (and therefore what source your local grid electricity comes from) its quite possible to run an EV with a higher carbon footprint than a modern IC car.
Its NOT complex the energy for said EV has to come from a grid somewhere and many grid sources are not even close to low carbon.
Add the large EV component manufacturing footprint to the mix and the current picture for EV's can look pretty environmentally negative in some locations. This will naturally improve as grid sources become more renewable and low carbon based .... but thats NOT where we are now.
There is no question that Lithium batteries are definite fire risks, they don't explode but they do very happily and readily burst into flames. I fly race Quad copters (drones) as a hobby and have stacks of lithium batteries, and am used to charging and managing them. In the hobby its common to have fire proof battery bags and Sandboxes for charging and storing lithium batteries, as fires are common.
Are they more dangerous than a petrol tank? Almost certainly not but the hazard still exists.
you should get of the kindergarten idea that someones bad take in one domain necessarily poisons EVERYTHING they say in other domains.
If a climate change denier states "vaccination is a great public health strategy and should be promoted vigorously everywhere on the planet" am not arguing with that statement just because i fundamentally disagree with their other position on climate change.
Because to do so renders you the same type of stimulus response non analytical consciousness as THEY are.
People really need to grow up a bit over indulging in logical fallacies to both support ideas they favour and those they don't.
@@Blowfeld20k Are you feeling all right mate?
I was merely airing my opinion!
Your essay was, although accurate, entirely an over reaction!!!!
Maybe a more chilled reaction would have been a more appropriate, but who am I, or you indeed, to be so "judgemental"!
😊
Peace! 👊🏼
The earth will live WAY beyond us
So… Taking his claim as absolutely true, we have a machine that will act as a free energy source and completely revolutionize our entire understanding of physics. We also have a team of multiple engineers and several component manufacturers… and an inventor who refuses to file patents on the device.
But not one of the engineers or manufacturers has decided to grab those designs, rush to the patent office, and become the first quintillionaire in history?
Now you get it! 😆
So these manufacturers and engineers made this device and just handed it over. There was no light bulb moment for them - I suspect if it was that amazing they would be in talks with Mr Cheese about buying the rights from him…
It’s like listening to a double glazing salesman, or one of those guys who would roll up to a High St and use a loudspeaker to sell various stuff out of a van … (even to the bit where “suddenly” you get more energy than he first thought you would)
He would claim his double glazing contained a vacuum between the panes and was therefore the perfect insulator.
I love how he refers to them as "MY engineers" because he wants to take credit for everything.
well, they live inside his head so I suppose he does own them
Bet when cornered he will just say the engineers are really just him.
Meh. I don't think that's a real criticism. I refer to my students as "my students" but I'm not taking credit for anything. The guy is delusional. But I don't think he's saying that in any way other than how anyone refers to their employees as "my employees" or "my sales manager" or anything else like that.
Gotta give Nigel props. Solid cosplay and sticks with his persona. Sure, it's all a fantasy, but I think that's the point. The man isn't getting any younger. He might as well exit feeling a certain way.
I love how he invented all of this. By paying "his engineers". I bet they are rewarded well.
LiPo doesn't stand for Lithium Ion Phosphate. It is Lithium Ion Polymer.
13:26 I have never seen so much detail in one slide in any presentation I have watched in my life.
Listening to Nigel is the audio equivalent of watching paint dry.
His "totally real engineers" that just happen to be validating his crackpot theory that hasn't been tested sound a lot like the "whole room of people" found in every social media post that ends with "and the whole room stood up and clapped for my totally not fabricated story."
I was talking with some really important people and they’re not pleased at all with your post. 😉
@@BlackGuardXIII 🤣🤣🤣
My guess? This guy has money and is paying his "engineers" handsomely to agree with his ideas. Same for the fabrication. "Yes sir, I believe we can do that", "Yes sir, that's a wonderful idea", "Yes, a pack of playing cards is a great analogy", "Yes sir, we believe that you are right by gosh", "Yes, we take cash or checks".
BTW, what is a "synthetic photon"?
Also, he talks slow (which I believe represents the speed of his internal mental processes).