I conquered the world and lost my mind... (Don't try)
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- Опубліковано 24 гру 2023
- 42 hours..... for 50$
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#strategy #hoi4 #luxembourg #worldconquest
I felt physical pain when you never used battle plans on belgium. Planning bonus is super important.
I forgot
@@kristibbs-lg9gy bro forgor ☠
clearly not, he won
@@sejozwak he would have won much faster w/planning imo. You know more about cores than actually playing the game anyway :trollface:
@@leontes young man...
I live for low budget ISP and his inability to use the vanilla peace conference system
That sucks so i wont use it ever =))
"I wanna watch ISP" - "No we have ISP at home!" - ISP at home:
But the peace conference system is ass wym bro 😢
In my opinion they should add a mechanic that if a nation gets nuked it can choose to surrender. Like the Japanese event
well it adds to capitulation progress and by that point of the war japan would have been far into capitulation.
Well, think about it this way. Nuking Japan can cause them to surrender, even if you own 0 core states of Japan. Your logic doesn't work for HOI.
@@FishwicksREAL I would make an argument based on realism, but then again, this is HOI4 were talking about here
Another cool mechanic would be to be able to decommission a taken navy of like France or UK. Every type but heavy + option or something? It would either buff your own dockyard output like the deconstruct Czech forts etc, or add a production bonus like selling stuff on the market, stripped for parts so to speak. I think navy is super cool, but the AI does not know how to make a good ship, let alone build anything other than ‘36 or prior.
I knew you were a real Romanian when you stole my heart
There's a meme where a guy goes to heaven and god says "You have to justify and apologize to killing every person you've killed in a video game."
Good luck with that!
Luxembourg, mouring the 8 million deaths
Meanwhile, in Moscow: Sir! We've take 100 million casualties!
Stalin: *Gunshot* 100 million and 1 now
Throught this video I felt a sense of sufocation, as if the memories of that one time I pushed through the USA with millions of chinese soldier from my puppet came rushing in, a feeling of anxiety and dread, of tiredness and quiet anger, but this is on another level of pain... god,
I was planing to do this one day while staying democartic.
Thanks for the guide to mostly copy off
I strongly advise against doing this.
@@kristibbs-lg9gy na you know what they say.
Cant the internet clout without loseing a few hundared brain cells.
I went to hell and back to help you wit that thumbnail
Fake news
Nice pfp 💀
@@windowsmistakeedition6150 I am you but better
@@DDLCMC Nuh uh (u not femboy so no)
@@windowsmistakeedition6150 Nah jit trippin
Luxembourg has officially and army now. The entire world will tremble in fear got me cracking😂
Your pain has not gone to waste comrade
such a sneaky leaky peaky. but good time spent. long live kristibbs cos u gonna need it after this
If you go down the fascist part of the generic tree then flip communist, you can get the recruitable pop modifiers and the weekly manpower. Its p useful :)
20:09 I feel so patriotic when I saw that. Thank you Chris, for this… Beautiful image
U😮😊
That's a lot of damage! - Ireland. After being nuked by 1k bombs
POV: historical Is turned off
I felt similar when i did a world conquest with dio's empire in crossover worlds mod (it took like 5-6 hrs). Not as much but it was enough for me to quit the mod
I might do it again
smh i can't even invade a goofy small country because i suck idk when i try to attack i always lose the battle i even use battle plan bonus
I see Kristibbs u reaching high level in suffering in hoi4
20:20 BRUH THIS WAS HILARIOUS
Congrats on having a good computer. I would do this if it didn’t take 23 minutes for HoI4 to load the title screen. Also I keep forgetting HoI4 is this cursed
Don't really have a good computer. It would not have taken me 35 hours if i had.
@@kristibbs-lg9gy If you don’t have a good computer, I have a shit computer 😎
Well yes.@@clipPRmusic
I think bro was addicted to say ''Fucking'' in this challenge :DD
When you're stuck late game. Do modern tanks and unlimited CAS, that usually does the job.
I had 24 divisions of 42 with tanks but they where not much of a help. The mechanized infantry was waaay more useful for me. Also CAS was not really an option because the enemies had around 150k airplanes combined and i started the war with 15k and could not really keep them alive.
No way ISP do the alf landon playthrough with the rat
This didn't just look painful
It looked like Torture
this was such a feaver dream to watch :D I can't imagine going through this myself, thank you for doing it for us :D
17:12 I believe its because you have like 2 capital ships while they have like 40
Might be.
How the f*** I skipped to the end to just take a peek at how far he got how the hell did you do this
Finally he has become a true hoi4 yter
37:25 = british eye candy i went into overdrive
*13:13** Belgium still exist in CONGO.*
😔
@@kristibbs-lg9gy Based History.
I think that the reason why you haven't boomed with popularity is because you swear a lot and UA-cam hates swearing so they're probably slowing your channel's growth. Great video! Keep making more like them!
I did grow quite a lot tho. And fuck UA-cam they can suck me.
I'm sorry for you, that's a lot of pain
I dare you to "play hoi4 until 2024 ingame year" challenge
No thank You!
Now monarchist norway world domination .
we need a counter to see how many times you said fucking, lmao
Every 3 words
I wanted to be mildy entertained through your suffering in creating the Luxemburg Empire not touching tips with Italy 😭
I skipped 5 darn minutes and I already see the most cursed non historical ever
Well next time watch the entire thing!
@@kristibbs-lg9gy I did almost and gotta say, Im not attempting that 😭
Great run
No not great run =(
Isp is already low budget isorrowproductions 😭😭😭
Low budget isp approved, based man, i subscrive
They should add a decision for Luxemburg that when you control the world you can core it
use more like tech extended to make this a little easier
This is pure pain
cant wait for bro to glow up
Thanks for not buying steel from france, i got subbed only because of that.
"ive never been more excited to touch tips with an italian"
New sub🤯
Hi merry xmas! Can you not build 100 drop plans and make 4000 manpower a day with the bug?
Merry Christmas an what are You even talking about?
@@kristibbs-lg9gy I will now explain in detail. You can make a full wing of transport planes. Split the squad into two, then merge. With this, you can generate 4000 manpower. As Luxemburg I tought you will do so.
Hardcore Luxemburg world conquest. 🌍
The only exploit i used was the port thing where encircle a port and troops keep coming there. And i had player led conferences on. Because peace deals in hoi4 are broken and most of the time in big wars there is not enough points to take all the enemy territory. And also it happened to me that with 25% war score i ended up with only 4% of territory so i tried to avoid that too.
Looks painful, I should try this
DONT
@@kristibbs-lg9gy my 9 yr old computer (that’s broken) wouldn’t handle it anyway 😂 plus I’m fairly new to HOI4 (although I’ve watched Hoi vids for years)
battle planning into usa in 1947 is fucking wild
"i am playing in ironman mode in historical" "german civil war"
I can confirm. Americans have two moods: "Leave me the fuck alone," and "LET'S FUCKING GOOOO!"
Unfortunately for us and the world, we've been stuck on the latter since 1941.
Why didn’t I think of this ,🇬🇧☕️☕️☕️
Id love to see someone do cuba
Honestly one of the funniest hoi4 youtubers out there. Just a shame your following is small, keep it up tho🫡
Luxembourg has a dream!
Truly
looks like fun
Still waiting for the heat death of the universe
I’m from Luxembourg and I can approve that Luxembourg got rich because of the mines
i can hear your rage
Morocco non- aligned
actually you can flip with a civil war IF you are a 1 tile state like Luxemburg :}
How
It's just how the game works try doing the civil war as Luxembourg it should just automatically flip You
You cant click the button to ignite the civil war. It requires you to have more then 1 state.
@@kristibbs-lg9gy must of patched it :(
sea of irradiated cobalt
Form Austria-Hungary as Croatia (released by Italy)
that thumbnail is fucking legendary
nice video bro
Thanks!
6:21 omul meu a scos acentul de roman 😅
how long would a history lesson be in the world you created
Very long =))
25:40 Portugal wanted to join your faction bro!!!
I did not want them.
@@kristibbs-lg9gy You could've used they're air bases and then invaded them after the war, but just saying.
@@bulgar_balkan What was i gonna do with Iberian air bases when fighting in Germany?
@@kristibbs-lg9gy you've got a point.
@@bulgar_balkan =)))
Thank you good sir. Now to think of my next request....
😥
A recommendation since you have the power here, what about world conquest in MLP? Pick a nation, easy or hard, basic tree or unique, or even semi-unique?
Another, more reasonable for the eyes and viewer count one would be one of the many ottoman empires if you wanna make him be excited but not have fun
ayo the 99 problems reference at 32:00
The Argentina thing, lmao.
hwy is achivemenoment button greyed out??
Cuz i had player led conferences on.
Merry christmas y'all
Good. Now release everyone as free nations and do it again.
Thanks for the shoutout.
Je n'aime pas me faire posséder par des luxembourgeois !
I skipped to the end and saw this dude invading mongolia as benelux
You should te have skipped.
Why is historical usually far more borked than non historical
someone know why he isn't loading the savegames? like why start again?
Because i am playing ironman allways.
I like how bro just acted like nothing happened when Ethiopia declared war on Palestine
I honestly did not notice i see a lot of people talking about it =))
Klosterdach
What?
37:20 lets make thte stones disapear :D
No lag in late 1950s? What kind of computer do you have? My game is lagging in 1936 with the worst graphic settings possible and blurry map
It does lag a lot i dont have a good PC =))
@@kristibbs-lg9gy That lag isnt visible in the video, or I am just used for it to be always so laggy, but a good video, wasnt expecting such good content from a small creator
i felt a pain in my heart when u didnt use either flame tanks or space marines
To this day i don't know what a space marine is. And i considered using flame tanks but they got nerfed a lot.
@@kristibbs-lg9gy what id do is keep the division design on the first gameplay and then add an antiair tank so u can cut producing anti air as the tank will act like an anti air, its cheap puts armour and piercing
1st game was very "historical"
Bhutan world conquest when?
When i will be healed from this one...
´annex all´ 🗿🗿
Luxembourg world conquest is what i needed in my life i can die now
Please dont die
@@kristibbs-lg9gy ok
bro you just did a world conqeuest a real hoi4 would world conquest as luxembourg easily in 1936
Bro what are you talking about
@@kristibbs-lg9gy you are too sane for a hoi4 player
gg
always love a slavic accent :)
this doesnt rlly look historical mode.. frick revoulutions
Have you played last stand bro?
I don't know what that is.
@kristibbs-lg9gy it's a very good mod
Why does luxembourg look like a low poly render of ethiopia
I don't think it does wtf =))
ww2 but it is ww1 with modner wapeons
Why not try with liechtenstein on millenium dawn whit out remowing nato
You do it first.
Your funny will sub
Do Nepal world conquest
Any mod
I dont give a shit
Just do it as nepal
*37:26** Jesus Christ X'D İreland totaly gone.*