Dating A Cockney | Micky Flanagan Live: The Out Out Tour

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  • @mareecarlick3467
    @mareecarlick3467 2 роки тому +173

    I'm grieving at the moment & watching this chap on UA-cam is making me feel that things will get better!

    • @barbaracook7142
      @barbaracook7142 2 роки тому +6

      Awww, Best to you Maree x

    • @shellyk5575
      @shellyk5575 2 роки тому +6

      Sending you love xxxxx

    • @bigh6109
      @bigh6109 Рік тому +4

      Hope you doing better now than then. 👍🏼

    • @adamm6052
      @adamm6052 Рік тому +5

      All the best

    • @paulmccarthy6663
      @paulmccarthy6663 Рік тому +4

      Sorry for your loss, I hope you’re doing better now

  • @sammyknighton
    @sammyknighton 3 роки тому +182

    The homeowner line is absolutely brilliant.

  • @lorrainewadsworth9019
    @lorrainewadsworth9019 4 роки тому +134

    Im a Northerner born bred and incredibly proud.
    Just have to say though he is The best thing to come out of the South., theres definitely No North /South divide when hes on stage, hes bloody brilliant.,
    chooses topics that we all 'get' irrespective of class, culture, age, anything.
    A truly natural funny funny man.

    • @mobiusfugue2582
      @mobiusfugue2582 4 роки тому +17

      I think what you are trying to say is that he's from the working class. They do exist down south, you know... you facking cant. ;)

    • @bengrizzlyadams6187
      @bengrizzlyadams6187 4 роки тому +1

      No difference at all a part from bruschetta that comes with fried Mars bars. :)))

    • @ronpeers1363
      @ronpeers1363 3 роки тому

      A truly funny man when he leaves prostate cancer jokes out.. But maybe he's working on the one about the young woman with breast cancer... Her kids would love a good laugh since they. Also lost dad to prostate cancer.. Aarrgh that was hilarious.... Karma mick..

    • @napoleonbonaparte7883
      @napoleonbonaparte7883 3 роки тому +8

      @@ronpeers1363 So anything that's not affected you personally then?
      Comedy has no boundaries my friend. If its funny its allowed, that is comedy.
      Sorry for your loss.

    • @hill16gs83
      @hill16gs83 3 роки тому +1

      North, south, east, west it's just a joke we laugh cause we all relate

  • @krisjohnson9011
    @krisjohnson9011 2 роки тому +10

    I’m watching these back to back with a trapped nerve, killing me to laugh but can’t stop. 😂ffs

  • @elberno4243
    @elberno4243 Рік тому +7

    "Tribune-ral" cracks me up

  • @ElfSixDave
    @ElfSixDave 4 роки тому +91

    Can't get enough of the crafty cockney. Love it.

  • @1nilu1
    @1nilu1 Місяць тому +1

    Homeowner gag,😂 one of the best lines ive heard in years after Jimmy 👏🏼👌🏽

  • @keithglover2483
    @keithglover2483 4 роки тому +44

    Micky Flanagan is by far the best comedian that's ever been around for a long time now he's funny and fresh there's nobody near him he's most definitely the funniest comedian I've ever seen

    • @deslawson2662
      @deslawson2662 4 роки тому +2

      Punctuation helps people understand comments

    • @stoolpigeon4285
      @stoolpigeon4285 4 роки тому +6

      @@deslawson2662 If you didn't understand that, then school helps people understand words

    • @stoolpigeon4285
      @stoolpigeon4285 3 роки тому +1

      @Georgina Orwell I didn't say he said it was impossible. Understand better

    • @andyjames9734
      @andyjames9734 Рік тому

      Best ever been around for a long time?

    • @waynewanderer
      @waynewanderer Рік тому +1

      @@andyjames9734 🤣🤣

  • @seanjosephhayes
    @seanjosephhayes 4 роки тому +116

    I said “it’s eight n’ ‘alf quid for tamato on toast now fackin go n’ get it!” 😂😂😂

  • @plowry9422
    @plowry9422 Рік тому +10

    Love him. Feel like I know him. He's so funny and never get tired of laughing at him. Cheers you up big time.

  • @ancientfuture9690
    @ancientfuture9690 3 роки тому +13

    "It's eight and a half quid for tomato on toast, now fucking go and get it!" 😂😂😂😂

  • @reneethorn145
    @reneethorn145 Рік тому +5

    "If you've chomped on someone's carpet you should remember their name, call me old-fashioned." 🤣

  • @lemmybon3100
    @lemmybon3100 3 роки тому +20

    Trying to throw 4 darts! 😂😂

  • @hayleypbop6997
    @hayleypbop6997 Рік тому +36

    No one talks about that journey from a working class childhood like this man does. 😂

    • @lucyspooner1673
      @lucyspooner1673 Рік тому +1

      God i get this as a child of East End parents. Memories 😂

  • @samcarter5576
    @samcarter5576 2 роки тому +7

    Haha I’ve listened to this so many times and I finally got the homeowner bit 😂

  • @kb9072
    @kb9072 4 роки тому +35

    'Chomped on someone's carpet'
    Now that's a phrase i will remember.

    • @rocky7173
      @rocky7173 2 роки тому +1

      Back then we had carpets !!!!

  • @maxyneryan
    @maxyneryan 4 роки тому +126

    These clips are getting me through lockdown - my fave comedian by far

    • @M1heavey
      @M1heavey 4 роки тому +5

      Hadn’t really heard much of him till recently probably one of the best about just now

    • @ajalvin2012
      @ajalvin2012 3 роки тому +6

      Absolutely, if Micky Flanagan doesn't make you laugh...
      Somein wrong wiv you bruv 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @fauntleeeeroy
      @fauntleeeeroy 2 роки тому

      Get through lockdown by fucking ignoring it

  • @Gazza-zg2tr
    @Gazza-zg2tr 4 роки тому +13

    This guy is brilliant best comedian by far.

  • @joetant6260
    @joetant6260 3 роки тому +16

    This had me in stitches never let's me down!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @L_Martin
    @L_Martin Рік тому +5

    2:14 "Tri-bune-er-al" 😂 didn't get the laugh it deserved

  • @juliandlamb
    @juliandlamb 4 роки тому +12

    Don’t watch this at work, laughing that loudly always gets a stare 🤣

  • @Sameer-Mustafah-Raza1-2-1
    @Sameer-Mustafah-Raza1-2-1 4 роки тому +72

    “I can’t call her The Occupier!” 3:38 😂😂😂🤣

    • @pyroed7044
      @pyroed7044 4 роки тому +10

      Relax homeowner

    • @mikewatte4478
      @mikewatte4478 3 роки тому

      I once gave all the mail addressed to the occupier to my Israeli jew house mate

    • @muppetarms14
      @muppetarms14 3 роки тому

      Morning Occupier, damn good show last night old girl.... Relax Home-owner, relax! Absolute Solid Comedy Gold!

    • @kevone-eo6pq
      @kevone-eo6pq 2 місяці тому

      @@mikewatte4478 was he full jew or just jewish?

  • @leemason5953
    @leemason5953 4 роки тому +63

    Always get me laughing mickey👍👍👍😂🤣

  • @zoraz4867
    @zoraz4867 Рік тому +3

    My fav comedian, hands down!! ❤️

    • @Chris-wj8fz
      @Chris-wj8fz 5 місяців тому

      It's not about our favourite comedian it's about stories that you have but lock away...stories not who happened to tell them

    • @zoraz4867
      @zoraz4867 5 місяців тому

      @@Chris-wj8fz I don't understand what you mean?

  • @andytraill
    @andytraill Рік тому +2

    100% done the looking for name clues on the way down the stairs, much more than once.

  • @simonmccluskey1635
    @simonmccluskey1635 17 днів тому

    Love abit of Micky! Absolutely class

  • @angelaknowles8189
    @angelaknowles8189 3 роки тому +6

    Bloody brilliane comedy. ya gotta just love this GUY xx

  • @stephenizzy1
    @stephenizzy1 4 роки тому +35

    Chomped on some body"s carpet 😂

  • @musashidanmcgrath
    @musashidanmcgrath 4 роки тому +29

    Dublin born and bred, the Cockney ways and stories can be related to 100%. Top lad, Micky(you're probably half a Paddy anyway, with the Flanagan name) I've actually done the post thing meself many times. Worked a charm every time. It was either the post or plan B - the fridge magnets. :D

  • @seanengland2060
    @seanengland2060 2 місяці тому

    Chomp I’m someone’s carpet! Absolute gold!😂😂😂

  • @samgraham9754
    @samgraham9754 4 роки тому +17

    Bloody brilliant! Need to see you live!

  • @afc358
    @afc358 3 роки тому +4

    2:17 "Don't get involved, she's gone to a tribuneral"

  • @sameermustafahraza2093
    @sameermustafahraza2093 4 роки тому +23

    “Hold on a minute Eric!” 3:23 😁

  • @onlyme9254
    @onlyme9254 4 роки тому +2

    Dear pm can we please have a longer lock down n more mickey Flanagan vids!

  • @smith0779
    @smith0779 3 роки тому +4

    Can't call her The occupier 😂😂🤣🤣

  • @vischetty7736
    @vischetty7736 10 місяців тому +2

    He’s not wrong, bit dirty, bit posh is the bomb 😎

  • @johnfothergill1581
    @johnfothergill1581 4 роки тому +69

    A bit posh and a bit dirty,no you don't look posh,i nearly spat my tea over the telly lol.

  • @Robcatist
    @Robcatist 4 роки тому +7

    Chomping on someone’s carpet 😂

  • @superamario6464
    @superamario6464 Рік тому +2

    Jumped on someone's carpet...
    Brilliant!

  • @RogueZebra83
    @RogueZebra83 Рік тому +1

    It’s 8 half quid for tomato on toast now fu*king go get it 😂

  • @danemartin2647
    @danemartin2647 3 роки тому +29

    Wen he said how high up are you in boots, she should have said 5ft 9" 🤣

    • @MicIsaSopBre
      @MicIsaSopBre 3 роки тому +4

      Or, top shelf

    • @MI6-AGENT-007
      @MI6-AGENT-007 2 роки тому

      Booze not boots

    • @courthogan3140
      @courthogan3140 9 місяців тому

      What’s boots mean?
      Is that a UK term, I don’t get it

    • @SanP-zs9fd
      @SanP-zs9fd Місяць тому

      Boots, a chain of shops in the UK that sells cosmetic products, hair spray, make up, body washes etc etc.

  • @rooneyrythm
    @rooneyrythm 4 роки тому +44

    To be fair, she did look a bit posh and a bit dirty

  • @mrrolandlawrence
    @mrrolandlawrence 4 роки тому +7

    its £8.50 for tomato on toast... so true.

  • @garethhackett869
    @garethhackett869 4 роки тому +8

    Saw him in Sheffield fucking legend

  • @mapleacer9925
    @mapleacer9925 3 роки тому +5

    Bruschetta …its 8 and a half quid for tomatoes on toast. Puts it into perspective.

  • @NZYOGAGIRLLarissa
    @NZYOGAGIRLLarissa 4 роки тому +15

    Relax homeowner lol 😆 😂

    • @darkgaming1857
      @darkgaming1857 3 роки тому

      Loijjjh7h7n7nunuj8hygcex2q😮😴😕😀😀😁😡😡😡😡😡😅😇😄🎩🎓👓⌚👔👕👝🔪🔫💱💸💷💶💴💵👠👙👗💄🔪👜💼🎒💼👜🐭🐭🐭🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱. 🐱🐱 🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱

  • @scottishseaangler659
    @scottishseaangler659 3 роки тому +3

    Homeowner! Hilarious!!!

  • @thezanzibarbarian5729
    @thezanzibarbarian5729 3 роки тому +2

    When it comes to my missus talking about her friends at work, I now have to make use a Microsoft Excel spread sheet that I can go back to it and update it so I don't forget what she's just been nattering on, and on and on about 8-))...
    A pocket voice recorder is paramount to the success of my spreadsheet too ;-))...

  • @theoneandonlykctcb6366
    @theoneandonlykctcb6366 2 роки тому +3

    Micky is a great proper British comedian, just a pity there was only a few dvds brought out.

  • @Me.and.I.Photography
    @Me.and.I.Photography 2 роки тому +2

    "How high up are you in Boots?" Me : 'about 5'9" ' 😉😆Jeez Micky makes me laugh! ❤

  • @MysteriousBreeze
    @MysteriousBreeze 4 роки тому +9

    Relax home owner 😂

    • @mindspirit179
      @mindspirit179 3 роки тому

      I think Homoaner is a beautiful name.

  • @brianlove8353
    @brianlove8353 3 роки тому +4

    This guys amazing

  • @JanetMcquillan-q9g
    @JanetMcquillan-q9g 4 місяці тому

    Very funny man. No filtre, love ıt

  • @lukey9220
    @lukey9220 4 роки тому +3

    Home owner.... Read my mind 😸

  • @SHANEIZOID
    @SHANEIZOID 4 роки тому +5

    Genius 👏👏👏😂😂

  • @FIMOE123
    @FIMOE123 4 роки тому +22

    That awkward moment when you know a boots consultant are what they call people on the tills.

    • @goweresque
      @goweresque 4 роки тому +10

      Thats what I thought. Or the saleswomen on the makeup counters. Maybe Micky realised that but pretended otherwise to save the lady's blushes. Especially as he'd just called her a bit posh and a bit dirty!

    • @terencejay8845
      @terencejay8845 3 роки тому +2

      No. I dated a 'Boots No7 Consultant' for three years. They're the dolls on the expensive make-up and perfume counter and wear a different uniform. Top of the Sales tree. I also had 'sample' bottles of every men's aftershave. Looking back, she was the nicest GF I ever had.

  • @johndcoffee632
    @johndcoffee632 4 роки тому +19

    "It's 8 and a half quid for tomato on toast...."

  • @fogvarious2478
    @fogvarious2478 6 місяців тому

    My friends catchphrase was .. you love it you slag ..it's even hidden in a ps1 game as a level code 😁..he's so much like Micky also it's funny

  • @PaganPunk
    @PaganPunk 4 роки тому +6

    Total Legend 🥰

  • @calvinmarkpayne
    @calvinmarkpayne 4 роки тому +9

    "240!"

  • @bonkeydollocks1879
    @bonkeydollocks1879 2 роки тому +1

    240!! " hang on a bit Eric" 😅

  • @TKO_thekindone
    @TKO_thekindone 4 роки тому +5

    I’m tellin ya Mick! I’m coming to see you on tour live my friend before I kick the bucket. 🤣🤣 proper cockney comedy love it. Your fan from the east end. Ak

  • @mattadders9819
    @mattadders9819 Місяць тому

    8 an ‘Alf quid for tomata on toast! 😂

  • @dylanharrington744
    @dylanharrington744 4 роки тому +9

    Did he say "tribuneral"? That must be cockney for tribunal.
    Gotta love his honesty tho. My Mrs does it all the time and I think, I don't even know these people, why should I care if they are shit at their job. But I keep up the illusion of the listening face.

    • @leec6424
      @leec6424 4 роки тому +1

      It's called an accent you b8llend

    • @cleoldbagtraallsorts3380
      @cleoldbagtraallsorts3380 3 роки тому

      @@leec6424 More of a dialect word, it's also used by people in East Anglia.

    • @chrisacres
      @chrisacres 2 роки тому

      He says ‘drownding’ instead of ‘drowning’ in the Saga holidays sketch. That always makes me laugh. OOOO POLDARKS DAAN, POLDARKS DAAN.

  • @JoJo-xz6fw
    @JoJo-xz6fw 4 роки тому +5

    Hilarious 🤣

  • @lanemaund5097
    @lanemaund5097 2 роки тому

    You are so talented 😂

  • @lifeslessons9889
    @lifeslessons9889 3 роки тому +2

    Relax homeowner lol 😂

  • @ISellSigals
    @ISellSigals 4 роки тому +3

    Love it.

  • @petermernagh9991
    @petermernagh9991 2 роки тому +2

    How high up are you in boots?
    She missed a major opportunity here to answer "about 5 foot 10"

  • @simontennent6693
    @simontennent6693 Рік тому

    £8.50 for tomatoes on toast. Love it 😂

  • @bazza224
    @bazza224 4 роки тому +9

    I just had a peep at this Mickey, I like peeping 😋

  • @MrBrownnn696
    @MrBrownnn696 4 роки тому +22

    The woman was beautiful

    • @ol2510
      @ol2510 3 роки тому +2

      milf

  • @fergussaint-john2535
    @fergussaint-john2535 Рік тому

    he must have been awesome to hang out with at school

  • @WHUFC71
    @WHUFC71 3 роки тому +5

    Watching these is stopping me ending my life after my wife of 20 years asked for a divorce! Said she didn't want to be with me anymore

    • @dnichs7739
      @dnichs7739 3 роки тому +10

      Mate if that's the case, I don't know your personal situation but look at it like this, don't take a long term solution to what may be a short term problem. You've got a chance to meet someone new, or just get to know what you want better. Either way stay positive and enjoy being alive mate, single or married, life's a total ride mate. 👍🏾

    • @benkent4395
      @benkent4395 3 роки тому +4

      Keep going brother! Anyone that doesn't want you is no longer right for you, frees you up for the next chapter of life. Don't end it prematurely my friend it can get better! Hope you're doing good man x

    • @jackmehoffe9372
      @jackmehoffe9372 2 роки тому

      Chin up mate

  • @alanstuartwatt2455
    @alanstuartwatt2455 3 роки тому

    Has Micly made guest appearances on East Enders yet?

  • @MrBrownnn696
    @MrBrownnn696 4 роки тому +3

    Relax homeowner relax !!!

  • @jenogilvie-grant2636
    @jenogilvie-grant2636 3 роки тому +2

    Ausome 🤣👍

  • @eoghandridl1007
    @eoghandridl1007 3 роки тому +2

    Old on a minute eriiic!!

  • @Srw-em6iq
    @Srw-em6iq 10 місяців тому

    What is a boots consultant?

  • @donllaves8496
    @donllaves8496 4 роки тому +1

    Lovable lavabowl

  • @Laura......
    @Laura...... 2 роки тому +1

    Boots. Lmao

  • @RIXRADvidz
    @RIXRADvidz 4 роки тому +3

    eight and a half quid for tomato on toast.
    where's this affordable dining establishment?
    Knightsbridge????

  • @tammy8028
    @tammy8028 4 роки тому +1

    Soo funny, hahahha!

  • @donnablackman3954
    @donnablackman3954 3 місяці тому +1

    ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

  • @davemis40
    @davemis40 4 роки тому +1

    Forgetting the girls name .. been there done that .. bluffed it through the second date 😂 ..

  • @rjpender70
    @rjpender70 2 роки тому

    So funny

  • @distantcoff7391
    @distantcoff7391 3 роки тому

    Was that
    Homeowner? Or
    Ho moaner?
    It's 'iz acccen init

  • @gary8862
    @gary8862 4 роки тому +5

    😂

  • @leedaughtrey6587
    @leedaughtrey6587 3 роки тому

    Anyone here after the whole women hate men saga

  • @ironsmtb2040
    @ironsmtb2040 4 роки тому +2

    🙌🔥🔥

  • @kirkferguson5821
    @kirkferguson5821 3 роки тому

    Its a shared casa with my swarf deeded

  • @elainepaterson7937
    @elainepaterson7937 2 роки тому

    Omg hilious well dun

  • @1212341234alan
    @1212341234alan 3 роки тому

    ROFL 🤣

  • @popkornflake
    @popkornflake 4 місяці тому

    3:05

  • @veganvocalist4782
    @veganvocalist4782 4 роки тому +1

    🤣😂

  • @allylou8514
    @allylou8514 2 роки тому

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @stevep764
    @stevep764 3 роки тому

    The daddy

  • @KnjazNazrath
    @KnjazNazrath 2 роки тому

    ngl, callin' a girl home owner in today's economic climate is like caliin' her the queen. Might as well be if she's paid of a mortgage.

  • @petertr2000
    @petertr2000 3 роки тому +2

    3:36 - You can if she's Israeli.

  • @smythharris2635
    @smythharris2635 4 роки тому

    Viva Capitalism!!!