The 'Most Violent Prisoner in Britain'

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 4,2 тис.

  • @flamingcrocs8607
    @flamingcrocs8607 4 роки тому +4470

    “The situation was quickly dissolved by the negotiator”
    *shows officers beating him with batons*

    • @PeruvianPotato
      @PeruvianPotato 4 роки тому +213

      How else would you deal with a insane and violent person

    • @_nocturno
      @_nocturno 4 роки тому +47

      @@PeruvianPotato give them what they want?

    • @iplaygames8090
      @iplaygames8090 4 роки тому +77

      @@_nocturno you see it doesnt work he would want more

    • @josephstalin7353
      @josephstalin7353 4 роки тому +119

      *at least he probably was given his tea*

    • @stefanschleps8758
      @stefanschleps8758 4 роки тому +16

      Yeah, that was funny.

  • @lynnie9676
    @lynnie9676 4 роки тому +3613

    Charles: Demands a cup of tea.
    Me: Seems British enough.

    • @randomvidmaker1731
      @randomvidmaker1731 4 роки тому +93

      Americans: *throws all of it to the harbor*
      King george III : hmmmm tastes like disrespect

    • @tonypeppermint5329
      @tonypeppermint5329 4 роки тому +21

      Wonder if they gave him any.

    • @somerandomdood2451
      @somerandomdood2451 4 роки тому +6

      Evie .23 we just gunna ignore the inflatable doll?

    • @epicscopes2370
      @epicscopes2370 4 роки тому +15

      American:demands 20 big macs
      Me:seems American enough

    • @thecha4570
      @thecha4570 4 роки тому +5

      Evie .23 I'm British and we have 2+ lots of tea a day. In stores they also stock a minimum of like 240 tea bags (I think).

  • @18pablo88
    @18pablo88 4 роки тому +4167

    Never killed anyone, ever.
    Britain's most violent man, but never a murder.

    • @owenlacetera4821
      @owenlacetera4821 4 роки тому +668

      paul andrew Martin “professionals have standards”

    • @rhodesianwojak2095
      @rhodesianwojak2095 4 роки тому +60

      @@owenlacetera4821 yeah

    • @GlupiShinji
      @GlupiShinji 4 роки тому +71

      Yee Yee snipins a good job mate

    • @silvadic2207
      @silvadic2207 4 роки тому +40

      Lots of work. Out of doors.

    • @michaelstone1047
      @michaelstone1047 4 роки тому +271

      Yes, if he killed them it would deprive him of the pleasure of beating the crap out of them again

  • @stiky5972
    @stiky5972 4 роки тому +772

    Negotiator: "What do you demand?"
    Bronson: "The usual. Plane, gun,... Ice cream..."

  • @madness6102
    @madness6102 4 роки тому +5809

    This guy lives life like he is in a GTA game.

    • @cubiusblockus3973
      @cubiusblockus3973 4 роки тому +443

      Maybe we are the NPC's and he is the playable charactor.

    • @jamiehoover33
      @jamiehoover33 4 роки тому +70

      Hahahahaha. Yes he does!

    • @mdil2106
      @mdil2106 4 роки тому +85

      He looks like the German guy you duel in rdr1

    • @jackbartholomaus6510
      @jackbartholomaus6510 4 роки тому +21

      @@jamiehoover33 Indeed he does, LOL

    • @matthewwalkemar8726
      @matthewwalkemar8726 4 роки тому +63

      Trevor philips is based off of him when they made gta5

  • @slazeblaze319
    @slazeblaze319 4 роки тому +717

    "HandleBar Moustache" "Boxing Prizefighter" This guy should've been born a century earlier

    • @max4million47
      @max4million47 4 роки тому +35

      Maybe he was reincarnated

    • @귤귤-t5l
      @귤귤-t5l 4 роки тому +38

      Jokes are real though

    • @Dr.AutismGod
      @Dr.AutismGod 4 роки тому +7

      @Ziad Khaled You can't prove that.

    • @ousarlxsfjsbvbg8588
      @ousarlxsfjsbvbg8588 4 роки тому +14

      Max4Million reincarnated? More like reincarcerated.

    • @bremnersghost948
      @bremnersghost948 4 роки тому +2

      Bronson is the Southern version of Paul Sykes, Bronson was till recently incarcerated in Syke's Hometown at the Monster Mansion alongside Britains most dangerous Prisoner, Robert Maudsley

  • @knerkz596
    @knerkz596 4 роки тому +2554

    I couldn’t help but laugh when he was disgusted at the hostage farting in front of him

    • @chickensurgeon3896
      @chickensurgeon3896 4 роки тому +52

      Same here lol.

    • @ArchVileDaClown
      @ArchVileDaClown 4 роки тому +7

      Lol

    • @darcboy1398
      @darcboy1398 4 роки тому +12

      He'd of hated me if I drank beer the day be4 lol

    • @cptpapa
      @cptpapa 4 роки тому +23

      It was funny since he would cover himself in $hit and urine before the guards has to rush him in his cell

    • @makiskanyt9269
      @makiskanyt9269 4 роки тому +13

      Knerkz he is a british after all ... A cup of tea he wanted a fart they gave him

  • @Kevinopn
    @Kevinopn 4 роки тому +1525

    "bronson was disgusted at the hostage when he farted in front of him, so he released him"
    - moral of the story is : A fart can save your life.

    • @dinosaurproductions8955
      @dinosaurproductions8955 4 роки тому +94

      getting robbed, just pull your pants down and take a giant, colossal taco bell fart all over the thief then run away.

    • @erhanmustafov1513
      @erhanmustafov1513 4 роки тому +28

      I WAS Laughing so strong and even cry from Laughing even my neighbor's hear me

    • @unbearablysmug2437
      @unbearablysmug2437 4 роки тому +44

      A fart a day keeps the Bronson away

    • @deepapatricia
      @deepapatricia 4 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣

    • @rixille
      @rixille 4 роки тому +9

      Some animals in nature will actually soil themselves as a measure of defense against prey.

  • @vassal6570
    @vassal6570 4 роки тому +963

    Charles: *assaults the entire population of Britain*
    Britain: "uhh two days in solitary confinement"

    • @lambdacode1503
      @lambdacode1503 4 роки тому +96

      But don't even think about tweeting mean things...

    • @ryanmarr5243
      @ryanmarr5243 4 роки тому +19

      There was once a time his sort of fighting was how things was settled, two blokes got an issue? One smashes the others face in and issue solved....then people got soft.

    • @slaggerthord31
      @slaggerthord31 4 роки тому +3

      "Go to your room, you're grounded!"

    • @sarahsayshello9726
      @sarahsayshello9726 4 роки тому +4

      @@ryanmarr5243 I'm ok with people getting soft. I've never been in a fight if do I ever want to be in one

    • @pedrojuan8050
      @pedrojuan8050 4 роки тому

      10k people literally signed a petition for his freedom lol.

  • @jessetorres8738
    @jessetorres8738 4 роки тому +854

    He looks like that mechanic that Harrison Ford fought under the plane in the 1st Indiana Jones film.

    • @senorpigeon9564
      @senorpigeon9564 4 роки тому +60

      And then gets blended by the propellers

    • @JDMatthias
      @JDMatthias 4 роки тому +41

      ^mechanic
      No way that stud who preferred to fight with his hands was a pilot

    • @freakazoid133
      @freakazoid133 4 роки тому +3

      U mean Sean Connery?

    • @Skip.8221
      @Skip.8221 4 роки тому +4

      freak azoid13 No, Sean Connery played Henry Sr. (unless he played the mechanic as well)

    • @Skip.8221
      @Skip.8221 4 роки тому

      God I remember that

  • @jgana4822
    @jgana4822 4 роки тому +2774

    He is violent yes, but he doesnt kill. I call him a mad lad.

    • @Stigstigster
      @Stigstigster 4 роки тому +173

      It's more by luck than design that nobody he assaulted died.

    • @lazycuntwhostillwantssubs479
      @lazycuntwhostillwantssubs479 4 роки тому +20

      who knows if he has or not

    • @3143-q4o
      @3143-q4o 4 роки тому +119

      @@lazycuntwhostillwantssubs479 no kills but he did try to kill a child killer

    • @robertgreaney7378
      @robertgreaney7378 4 роки тому +48

      @@3143-q4o hero

    • @anarchomando7707
      @anarchomando7707 4 роки тому +67

      @@3143-q4o chaotic good in that scenario

  • @enderdrone6432
    @enderdrone6432 4 роки тому +1751

    The fact he never killed anyone, despite being very violent, amazes me.

    • @user-jo1bs9hl5x
      @user-jo1bs9hl5x 4 роки тому +113

      Because he's been in prison locked up alone most of his life the only people he's had to fight are guards in armed suits with weapons

    • @personguy7919
      @personguy7919 4 роки тому +58

      }{ he has also taken like 10 people hostage and some even in prison

    • @muksimulmaad7413
      @muksimulmaad7413 4 роки тому +64

      Its amazing when writing a very angry letter about not getting chips in prison is considered being calm

    • @vincenthammons-kd9du
      @vincenthammons-kd9du 4 роки тому +3

      he just liked to fight

    • @Dimitri88888888
      @Dimitri88888888 4 роки тому +22

      @@muksimulmaad7413 i mean that isn't violent so it is pretty calm in my book.

  • @hanoihero8168
    @hanoihero8168 4 роки тому +1077

    Is this just the British Hulk without the radiation?
    *yes*

    • @99mrpogi
      @99mrpogi 4 роки тому +5

      More like a bald headed hulk.
      Or probably Bill Goldberg with just a moustache and no goatee

    • @forsommyr4282
      @forsommyr4282 4 роки тому +4

      British bald saxton from TF2 you can’t unsee it

    • @CAT-kj2ip
      @CAT-kj2ip 4 роки тому

      guy with fence the fact that you answered your own question makes me laugh.

    • @WillHayes44
      @WillHayes44 4 роки тому +1

      I can't remember Bruce Banner being such a petty human being.

  • @kingkarmaah8847
    @kingkarmaah8847 4 роки тому +730

    "So how many fights have you gotten into in your life?"
    *"All of them"*

    • @dimsum3329
      @dimsum3329 4 роки тому +7

      Dude is always in a pvp enabled zone

    • @rattrashking608
      @rattrashking608 4 роки тому +5

      He is the PvP enabled zone

    • @kingkarmaah8847
      @kingkarmaah8847 4 роки тому

      @@rattrashking608 Foundation gave you access to youtube?

  • @notlistening6499
    @notlistening6499 4 роки тому +538

    I don’t think he intended to stop. He’s literally getting too old for this 😂

  • @predetor911
    @predetor911 4 роки тому +392

    Bronson: I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me.

    • @arcticangel1628
      @arcticangel1628 3 роки тому +4

      5:05 Lol! 😆🤣 Pfft, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Well, that’s uh... one way to get a criminal to let you go if you’re a hostage. Hehe. 😂

    • @mullcrumthesage6303
      @mullcrumthesage6303 3 роки тому +2

      He didn't say that...Rorschach did!

    • @grandforge6300
      @grandforge6300 3 роки тому +2

      > Doom music intensifies

    • @hannibalburgers477
      @hannibalburgers477 3 роки тому

      Instead of saying anything, he probably would try to eat the lock

  • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
    @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 4 роки тому +474

    He'll punch anything that breathes. Multiple times. _He's the Multiple Punch Man._

    • @99mrpogi
      @99mrpogi 4 роки тому +7

      Saitama: Am I a joke to you?

    • @oikura
      @oikura 4 роки тому +8

      He's Jotaro Kujo if he didn't see that starfish

  • @spider0804
    @spider0804 4 роки тому +972

    This sounds like an episode of Madlads more than Simple History.

  • @alex191
    @alex191 4 роки тому +411

    How my parents describe me when I accidentally slam the door

    • @rixille
      @rixille 4 роки тому +3

      That's unfair for them to rate you like that.

    • @noodled6145
      @noodled6145 3 роки тому +3

      Or the microwave beeps at 2am.

    • @ivanf.482
      @ivanf.482 3 роки тому +2

      This is so underrated

    • @portablerefrigerator4902
      @portablerefrigerator4902 3 роки тому

      here we view edgelord teens.

    • @portablerefrigerator4902
      @portablerefrigerator4902 3 роки тому

      @Thomas Shannon yeah, "omg my parents dont let me eat 6 meals a day, they are shaming me for being fat and I cant talk to them😭"

  • @InvidiousIgnoramus
    @InvidiousIgnoramus 4 роки тому +1593

    "I want a helicopter, a blow-up doll, and a cup of tea"
    Absolute madlad, lmao. Must be a case of childhood neglect.

    • @nazmoneymiller2363
      @nazmoneymiller2363 4 роки тому +31

      He had a great up bring believe it or not.. watch the film

    • @Wolfsong27FlyHalfFullHeart
      @Wolfsong27FlyHalfFullHeart 4 роки тому +48

      The cup of tea I understand, the blow up doll in prison is expected, the helicopter...I would have played a prank on him by giving him a toy helicopter...he wasn’t specific about what he demanded 😂

    • @JacobBite
      @JacobBite 4 роки тому +8

      hope dank does a video on him soon

    • @dimsum3329
      @dimsum3329 4 роки тому +9

      @@Wolfsong27FlyHalfFullHeart thennn you would beat into a bloody mess

    • @Wolfsong27FlyHalfFullHeart
      @Wolfsong27FlyHalfFullHeart 4 роки тому +5

      dimsum33
      If I’m going to die I wanna go out laughing so I have no regrets 😋

  • @donnykusuma301
    @donnykusuma301 4 роки тому +1319

    Charles Bronson: *exists*
    Everyone else in the prison: "Why do I heard a boss music?"

  • @Huggsmd
    @Huggsmd 4 роки тому +606

    "At the age of 19"
    Looks like old man

    • @tehfeezsadik8700
      @tehfeezsadik8700 4 роки тому +15

      I turned 17 this Halloween and people say I look like an old mature man :')

    • @Don_of_the_Dad
      @Don_of_the_Dad 4 роки тому +14

      Tehfeez Sadik Every 17 year old says that, brodie.

    • @hbk4570
      @hbk4570 4 роки тому +4

      Im 20 and i look like a child without my beard

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM 4 роки тому

      @@hbk4570 Same but I'm 25. Starting to look like a teenager.

    • @artmccain1894
      @artmccain1894 4 роки тому +1

      The power of aging at its best to some people, I'm 20 and i look like I'm in my teenage years

  • @Joe-vv2cw
    @Joe-vv2cw 4 роки тому +490

    “A further 5 years were added to his sentence for his offenses”
    Me: the man just wanted ice cream

    • @mistrmerrick
      @mistrmerrick 3 роки тому +2

      lol

    • @agente7202
      @agente7202 3 роки тому +2

      Give him an ice cream and situation solved *Charisma:100*

    • @SamJD1976
      @SamJD1976 2 роки тому

      😂😂😂

  • @oxydo9936
    @oxydo9936 4 роки тому +347

    For those who don't know, there's a 2009 movie called ''Bronson'' starring Tom Hardy, it's loosely based around Charles' life. Pretty good flick, IMO

    • @moonshinewizard
      @moonshinewizard 4 роки тому +4

      I love that movie!

    • @lunchb0x1986
      @lunchb0x1986 4 роки тому +10

      Great movie. Tom Hardy was awesome.

    • @mrslinkydragon9910
      @mrslinkydragon9910 4 роки тому +15

      Tom hardy interviewed bronson to get hints and tips on how to play the role better, bronson told hardy he was no where near big enough!

    • @mrslinkydragon9910
      @mrslinkydragon9910 4 роки тому

      @Ziad Khaled he played both of the cray twins and bane

    • @ianmacfarlane1241
      @ianmacfarlane1241 4 роки тому +5

      @Ziad Khaled "lmao"?
      So you've never heard of one of the most well known English actors of the last 20 years.
      I'm pretty certain that he's better known than you.

  • @trevorslinkard31
    @trevorslinkard31 4 роки тому +2757

    Florida Man: “Finally, a worthy opponent!”

  • @ultimateknight4667
    @ultimateknight4667 4 роки тому +155

    This man is pretty summed up with the line: "None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you... you're locked in here with me!"

  • @adaptabledisease
    @adaptabledisease 3 роки тому +198

    Can you imagine landing a fart so nasty, the most violent prisoner ever just lets you go without a beating? ABSOLUTE FUCKING LEGEND!

  • @peanutpjs108
    @peanutpjs108 4 роки тому +653

    “After *69* days of freedom, he was once again in custody”
    *nice*

  • @Grimmsaw
    @Grimmsaw 4 роки тому +724

    He has been in prison most of his adult life, and he has never killed anyone.

    • @meganlukes6679
      @meganlukes6679 4 роки тому +83

      Toni Lainekivi Probably because he’s been in prison. If he were allowed to be out and about, a violent outburst or hostage situation could have turned lethal. Prison isn’t just for punishment or rehabilitation, it’s also for containment. It’s why when incarceration rates rise, crime rates fall. You’re keeping all the repeat offenders off the streets so they can’t commit crimes.

    • @JoaoGabriel-xi4io
      @JoaoGabriel-xi4io 4 роки тому +7

      @@meganlukes6679 I don't think this applies so well to my country, Brazil.Sad but true

    • @Carlton_Wilson
      @Carlton_Wilson 4 роки тому

      Exactly.

    • @AG.Floats
      @AG.Floats 4 роки тому +7

      Yea lets make him a damn hero then. Lets praise the lunatic lol.....

    • @Katt1n
      @Katt1n 4 роки тому +3

      @@meganlukes6679
      >when incarceration rates rise, crime rates fall
      The exact opposite is true though but okay.

  • @cookie2675
    @cookie2675 4 роки тому +199

    This man sounds like a fallout new vegas character i made. Named him sir chap and he only used his fists. Punched a deathclaw to death

    • @Mirageknight2133
      @Mirageknight2133 4 роки тому +11

      Simply beautiful that lol

    • @johnywoof5007
      @johnywoof5007 4 роки тому +8

      That took guts!

    • @Cruor34
      @Cruor34 4 роки тому

      The game is garbage out of the box and way too easy, sadly for people like you. Mods make the game fantastic, and an actual challenge. You will not be punching any deathclaws to death with the proper mods.

    • @ED11169
      @ED11169 4 роки тому +6

      Cruor34 nobody cares

    • @lalli8152
      @lalli8152 4 роки тому

      I made similar character in fallout 2. Round house kicked everything to death.

  • @Pangloss6413
    @Pangloss6413 4 роки тому +529

    Select Difficulty
    I’m Too Young To Die
    Hurt Me Plenty
    Ultra-Violence
    Nightmare
    Ultra-Nightmare
    -> Charles Bronson

    • @iamthecheese2737
      @iamthecheese2737 4 роки тому +20

      Fantastic Doom reference

    • @hoppinggnomethe4154
      @hoppinggnomethe4154 3 роки тому +2

      @Doxx Box Returns cringe

    • @arcticangel1628
      @arcticangel1628 3 роки тому +2

      @Doxx Box Returns 5:05 Lol! 😆🤣 Pfft, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Well, that’s uh... one way to get a criminal to let you go if you’re a hostage. Hehe. 😂

    • @Petrovich-sh7pi
      @Petrovich-sh7pi 3 роки тому +1

      @@galladesamurai2380 *gunshot**

    • @josephsalah3316
      @josephsalah3316 3 роки тому +1

      @@galladesamurai2380
      -Ick

  • @tonikaycheney7120
    @tonikaycheney7120 4 роки тому +352

    The police “negotiators” huh? Ah yes, their rubber sticks of diplomacy.

    • @leoslack6104
      @leoslack6104 4 роки тому +25

      Better than American ones, metal boom sticks of diplomacy

    • @Laurentius1099
      @Laurentius1099 4 роки тому +35

      @@leoslack6104
      Still better than the Chinese with their metal tanks of diplomacy

    • @casenjones826
      @casenjones826 4 роки тому +2

      As Teddy Roosevelt said “always carry a big stick” about his diplomacy policy

    • @EndzeitMensch
      @EndzeitMensch 4 роки тому +1

      "Rubber sticks of diplomacy" give a bonus to charisma. So I guess, that was rather smart :)

    • @djrulez1917
      @djrulez1917 4 роки тому +1

      Those rubber sticks of diplomacy go where the sun don’t shine

  • @zvenafnazbalji7539
    @zvenafnazbalji7539 4 роки тому +449

    Charles Peterson: *Gets transferred.*
    Other prisoners: *Hears BFG Division from the distance.*

    • @evanlauria9959
      @evanlauria9959 4 роки тому +26

      Those who tasted the bite of his fists named him... the prison slayer

    • @julien7337
      @julien7337 4 роки тому +12

      @@evanlauria9959 *The Cell Slayer*

    • @dylanw.1740
      @dylanw.1740 4 роки тому +6

      When you defeat all the enemies so you move on to the next stage

    • @lt.patterson6081
      @lt.patterson6081 4 роки тому

      Is that Legosi?

  • @Joe-ri3nf
    @Joe-ri3nf 4 роки тому +279

    If a British man demands tea then you know he means business

    • @Dimeria_Dimension
      @Dimeria_Dimension 4 роки тому +13

      If they refuse the tea the brit is legally allowed to beat said person them are fighting words saying no to a man requesting tea

  • @xboxwebcam3449
    @xboxwebcam3449 4 роки тому +376

    i like how he would have those random curve balls to his negotiations
    "I want a helicopter, doll, and a cup of tea."
    "I want a jet, an axe, an uzi with 5000 rounds, and some ice cream."

    • @hyperhektor7733
      @hyperhektor7733 4 роки тому +19

      its not random , its highly logical, see
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maslow%27s_hierarchy_of_needs
      He Selected exactly 1 thing of Level 1-4 in the right order as well

    • @azulinrose7936
      @azulinrose7936 3 роки тому

      I wonder why people call it curveball when something is unexpected. I think a changeup or a knuckleball would fit better but whatever.

    • @drkinferno72
      @drkinferno72 3 роки тому +4

      Of course a Brit would demand tea

    • @Si_Mondo
      @Si_Mondo 3 роки тому

      @@drkinferno72 What I wanna know is did he ask them to leave the bag in the mug......

    • @Bobbb-f3i
      @Bobbb-f3i 3 роки тому +11

      Bronson knew he would never get any of his demands, so always just asked for random stuff, he says it in his books. His demands were just to play with the negotiator, if you do anything in prison that puts you(roof top protest)or anyone else(hostage taking)a negotiator is sent to try to talk you down but will not give you anything, their job is to talk, and Charlie made stupid demands as an excuse why he did what he did, but he was just disrupting the prisons regime and causing trouble. A national newspaper printed his first demands and Charlie read about it and laughed, so kept making demands

  • @123Dunebuggy
    @123Dunebuggy 4 роки тому +583

    Instead of giving him a proper sentence, he got endless victims.

    • @manuelcampi8956
      @manuelcampi8956 4 роки тому

      Well at least no one's if I remember well

    • @gerbilgod2261
      @gerbilgod2261 4 роки тому +5

      @@zerozatan sheesh

    • @steveraybro8769
      @steveraybro8769 4 роки тому +4

      Flex tape can’t fix that

    • @joe4916
      @joe4916 4 роки тому +11

      @guy c he's right. There's no therapist on earth who can fix his fucked up mind. Also you're a hypocrite

    • @TheEnabledDisabled
      @TheEnabledDisabled 4 роки тому +5

      @@zerozatan he does not wanna hurt, he just get very easily pissed. The only reason he has been able to do so much damage is due to the incompitence of the goverment

  • @jimqueiroz4459
    @jimqueiroz4459 4 роки тому +888

    curiously there is no report that he has ever killed anyone, despite everything.

    • @djzapdos2098
      @djzapdos2098 4 роки тому +122

      Professionals have standards.

    • @cryptidproductions3160
      @cryptidproductions3160 4 роки тому +133

      That's likely why he has a weird folk-hero status despite being a violent criminal.
      The fact he's never actually killed anyone in all his antics and this point seems like has to be intentionally avoiding it makes him come off as almost noble and easy to romanticize the same way people do old-west outlaws that never shot at anyone who didn't shoot first.

    • @jimqueiroz4459
      @jimqueiroz4459 4 роки тому +35

      @@djzapdos2098 the fact that he many times carried a firearm makes it an even greater surprise.

    • @paraglidingnut26
      @paraglidingnut26 4 роки тому +10

      So of you had been one if his hostages, you would nothing to complain about afterwards?

    • @globoxwegge
      @globoxwegge 4 роки тому +8

      @@paraglidingnut26 Well, he did beated up most of his hostages. Not to the point of death tho. Only to the point of "I cannot really do anything for 5 weeks"

  • @Yceb0x
    @Yceb0x 4 роки тому +221

    *When you eat 3 vitamin tablets instead of the recommended 2*

  • @bmotion7648
    @bmotion7648 4 роки тому +430

    Music in order:
    0:17 Ode to Joy ~ Beethoven
    0:35 Carmen - Habanero ~ Bizet
    2:24 William Tell Overture ~ Rossini
    3:36 1812 Overture ~ Tchaikovsky
    4:39 The Blue Danube ~ Johann Strauss II
    5:48 1812 overture again
    6:50 The Blue Danube again
    8:00 Carmen again

    • @thunderbird1921
      @thunderbird1921 3 роки тому +19

      There is some seriously dark humor about showing a man beating up guards to the famous ending of the 1812 Overture.

    • @enderpup9289
      @enderpup9289 3 роки тому +11

      They should've animated the punches in sync with the music

    • @99mrpogi
      @99mrpogi 3 роки тому +8

      2:50 sounds like the lone ranger theme

    • @brianm1881
      @brianm1881 3 роки тому +3

      They used Rossini as the lone ranger theme

    • @Man0fBicycle752
      @Man0fBicycle752 3 роки тому +2

      Got to be one of the best episodes just because of the score 😂

  • @sankyu3950
    @sankyu3950 4 роки тому +281

    *Michael gordon peterson goes to prison*
    Michael gordon peterson: "Bravo six going dark"

    • @demoman8714
      @demoman8714 4 роки тому +5

      Maybe hes a Brother of captain price

    • @NotNicot
      @NotNicot 4 роки тому

      I get it

    • @Littleton3513
      @Littleton3513 4 роки тому

      skylerelax It’s a COD meme

    • @NotNicot
      @NotNicot 4 роки тому

      Oh i thought he was talking about Rimmy

  • @jakefarrand6124
    @jakefarrand6124 4 роки тому +1257

    Possessing a shotgun: 8 years
    Armed robbery: 7 years
    O K S U R E

    • @Kydino
      @Kydino 4 роки тому +156

      Britain.

    • @crd-hp6zo
      @crd-hp6zo 4 роки тому +20

      lora 1111 but does Britain’s crimes stack so he would get possession of firearm and armed robbery so it be like 15 years

    • @casper14301
      @casper14301 4 роки тому +51

      Modified shotgun without a license*

    • @johnlucky1120
      @johnlucky1120 4 роки тому +41

      Murder: 6 years
      Drug possession: 7 years
      *R U S S I A*

    • @Hapitwat
      @Hapitwat 4 роки тому +10

      These crimes were committed years apart from one another. Sentences for the same crime or similar from one decade to another can be completely different

  • @BA9000
    @BA9000 4 роки тому +922

    did this guy invent thug life?
    I mean he DEMANDED tea
    Edit: Thank you so so much for all the likes! most i have ever got!

  • @MasterSpud
    @MasterSpud 4 роки тому +60

    His animated figure deadass looks like Dr. Robotnik and now I don’t know whether to laugh or be scared.

  • @criticalalfredo707
    @criticalalfredo707 4 роки тому +588

    totally british but one:
    - drinks tea
    - man of culture
    - formal and well-mannered
    - madlad

  • @BlackoutFury
    @BlackoutFury 4 роки тому +375

    You know someone is british, when someone demands a cup of tea while taking someone as Hostage

    • @hugovasquez8222
      @hugovasquez8222 4 роки тому +2

      Chinese?

    • @donallt5125
      @donallt5125 4 роки тому +23

      @@hugovasquez8222 No they would demand opium

    • @hugovasquez8222
      @hugovasquez8222 4 роки тому +1

      @@donallt5125 didnt these guys went to Taiwan?

    • @wommyu
      @wommyu 4 роки тому +2

      @@hugovasquez8222 no that different chinese
      The chinese with Opium died and only came back during WWII

    • @Alexander-vm2ox
      @Alexander-vm2ox 4 роки тому +1

      @@donallt5125 opium tea 100% organic 100% Hemp Seeds 23%

  • @Owl566
    @Owl566 4 роки тому +745

    Clever, educated, fit.
    In WWII he would have been a hero, and possibly died as one.

    • @paraglidingnut26
      @paraglidingnut26 4 роки тому +39

      Sorry, he would have tried to kill/murder on both sides.

    • @jackharan3791
      @jackharan3791 4 роки тому +87

      @@paraglidingnut26 most likely not, as the fact he could easily legally attack and kill a group with incentive and praise for doing so would most likely channel most of his anger

    • @jackharan3791
      @jackharan3791 4 роки тому +16

      @John Halias Assuming that the man doesn't think that following orders would be in his best interest? literally everyone around him would have guns, not present in the UK due to gun laws but very prominent in the army. He was not a stupid man, he wouldn't have attacked an army officer just to get shot instantly

    • @PeruvianPotato
      @PeruvianPotato 4 роки тому +7

      Bronson would beaten up the commanding officer and start a mutiny

    • @maneuveraviator007_3
      @maneuveraviator007_3 4 роки тому +1

      4:27 relevant, is that Hitler?

  • @Saurophaganax1931
    @Saurophaganax1931 4 роки тому +44

    Imagine being so incorrigibly violent that the state actually paid for, and built, an entirely new prison facility just to house you.

  • @princessmarlena1359
    @princessmarlena1359 4 роки тому +689

    “Solitary!”
    “Why?”
    “Protection!”
    “I don’t need protection!”
    “...‘Protection’ FOR THEM!”

    • @_MaZTeR_
      @_MaZTeR_ 4 роки тому +11

      He then met Liam Neeson and became a ninja?

    • @vassilyvodka2638
      @vassilyvodka2638 4 роки тому +2

      @@_MaZTeR_ funny thing is Tom Hardy played Bronson

    • @mafistowaltz4857
      @mafistowaltz4857 4 роки тому +1

      @@_MaZTeR_ BEST Batman movies Ever!!!

    • @AlexKS1992
      @AlexKS1992 4 роки тому +7

      "I'm not locked up with you, you're locked up with me". Rorschach.

    • @imnotjason1372
      @imnotjason1372 4 роки тому

      oh batman what a movie you are. THE DAR KNIGHT IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER

  • @lllll4891
    @lllll4891 4 роки тому +293

    Imagine sharing a cell with this guy.
    Me: *Breathes*
    Also me: broken arm and three broken ribs.

  • @lokn7484
    @lokn7484 4 роки тому +112

    Court judges: How much time you want to go to jail?
    Charles bronson: Yes

    • @richariot8325
      @richariot8325 4 роки тому +2

      Charles Bronson: *angry punches*

  • @MustacheCashStash125
    @MustacheCashStash125 4 роки тому +65

    Fun fact : Solitary confinement makes prisoners MORE dangerous.

  • @CarlosValenzuela-sx9xb
    @CarlosValenzuela-sx9xb 4 роки тому +341

    Imagine this guy being the father of your girlfriend 😂

    • @austinbutcher8106
      @austinbutcher8106 4 роки тому +67

      * his daughter walks in crying* (guy that dumped her) why do i here boss music?

    • @adam3079
      @adam3079 4 роки тому +13

      Who would date an English girl 😂😂😂

    • @wommyu
      @wommyu 4 роки тому +16

      @@adam3079 englisj boy?

    • @austinbutcher8106
      @austinbutcher8106 4 роки тому +10

      I would

    • @adam3079
      @adam3079 4 роки тому +1

      @@wommyu I'm not English

  • @Hope-og3ei
    @Hope-og3ei 4 роки тому +275

    I imagine he is just like British Trevor Phillips due to his personality.

    • @jaxbriggs6649
      @jaxbriggs6649 4 роки тому +9

      Except Trevor would slaughter 10 people in one morning where as Charlie Bronson killed No one

    • @Hope-og3ei
      @Hope-og3ei 4 роки тому +1

      @@jaxbriggs6649 Yeah.

    • @dashtron7966
      @dashtron7966 4 роки тому

      My trevor Phillips has already killed over 10000 people buuuuuuuuut I think I deleted that save (as in I started a new game)

    • @jaxbriggs6649
      @jaxbriggs6649 4 роки тому +2

      @@dashtron7966 That was really unnecessary to announce that ur a devils reject

    • @dashtron7966
      @dashtron7966 4 роки тому

      @@jaxbriggs6649 I don't know what to say but I guess you're right

  • @darkalleyhoboii8264
    @darkalleyhoboii8264 4 роки тому +212

    “Including working at a super market where he attacked his manager” I love how he said it so calmly

  • @MustacheCashStash125
    @MustacheCashStash125 4 роки тому +66

    Friend 1 : So guys, what do you think is the worst prison punishment?
    Friend 2 : Execution.
    Friend 3 : Solitary confinement.
    Me : Being cellmates with Charles Bronson.

  • @mateoclaure6237
    @mateoclaure6237 4 роки тому +278

    This man should have a character in GTA

    • @Ivan-uq8cc
      @Ivan-uq8cc 4 роки тому +7

      Gta 6 character?

    • @99mrpogi
      @99mrpogi 4 роки тому +5

      Suggested name. Charles manson Bronson. A reference to both Charles Bronson and Charles manson

    • @badasstrapbass2313
      @badasstrapbass2313 4 роки тому +2

      Just for people to whine about him

    • @adisappointedfbiagent449
      @adisappointedfbiagent449 4 роки тому +14

      Okay so you're saying we need a second Trevor?

    • @aaa-vx8ke
      @aaa-vx8ke 4 роки тому +1

      Crusader C A T yes

  • @lukeparham3295
    @lukeparham3295 4 роки тому +361

    When you get a harsher sentence for owning a gun than for armed robbery, assault, and taking hostages, you might be in Europe

    • @RichARock
      @RichARock 4 роки тому +6

      Well they don't want criminals with guns so

    • @brodaviing6617
      @brodaviing6617 4 роки тому +42

      @@RichARock Criminals still rob places a lot with guns here. It's just the public who's disarmed.

    • @joekrafft7125
      @joekrafft7125 4 роки тому +1

      Luke Parham god for real

    • @bobcheese427
      @bobcheese427 4 роки тому +10

      *modified shotgun without a license.

    • @RichARock
      @RichARock 4 роки тому +1

      @@brodaviing6617 they don't in places like the UK since they have some of the best gun laws in Europe

  • @Jaunt3
    @Jaunt3 4 роки тому +260

    Looks like he wants to kill a blue hedgehog that collects rings

    • @yellowchino3883
      @yellowchino3883 4 роки тому +12

      jonathan I am going to shoot myself due to how funny this is lol

    • @DustMug
      @DustMug 4 роки тому +2

      Bro this is so funny I forgot to laugh

    • @CitizenSnips69
      @CitizenSnips69 4 роки тому

      Haha get it cause he bald XDDD

    • @justincurry5887
      @justincurry5887 4 роки тому

      *an ugly blue hedgehog

    • @markmorris7123
      @markmorris7123 4 роки тому +1

      @@justincurry5887 the hedgehog looks really good now

  • @Engraved604
    @Engraved604 4 роки тому +325

    In solitary confinement:
    Guard: *coughs*
    Charles: *starts punching air*
    Guard: *coughs twice* what r u doing?
    Charles: i bEat TeH viRuS wITh FisTS

  • @demoman8714
    @demoman8714 4 роки тому +120

    He probably poured in monster with his tea.

  • @phillynch4971
    @phillynch4971 4 роки тому +152

    In the US, he'd get sentenced to indefinite solitary confinement.

    • @dazboy2244
      @dazboy2244 4 роки тому +50

      He'd also get shot by the prison guard

    • @cosmicoandromeda7195
      @cosmicoandromeda7195 4 роки тому +4

      I thought he would get a free ticket to the electric chair

    • @samzen9031
      @samzen9031 4 роки тому +11

      @@cosmicoandromeda7195
      He didn't kill anyone so no and Naz Prison guards don't carry guns inside prison.

    • @liquidocelot5976
      @liquidocelot5976 4 роки тому +11

      He’d probably get shot by police before even getting arrested

    • @jongles2530
      @jongles2530 4 роки тому +1

      @@cosmicoandromeda7195 Its not in use anymore. Its lethal injection.

  • @rosaria8384
    @rosaria8384 4 роки тому +147

    Grand Theft Auto: London in real life.

  • @kingofworms831
    @kingofworms831 3 роки тому +39

    This guy is the literal definition of chaotic neutral

  • @justsomeclown6535
    @justsomeclown6535 4 роки тому +559

    Person:(exists)
    Charles Bronson: Peace was never an option!

  • @os8mm178
    @os8mm178 4 роки тому +241

    When you don’t take a hostage and write a letter instead😇

    • @justicedunham4088
      @justicedunham4088 4 роки тому +20

      A strongly worded letter is VIOLENTLY British lol. Just like demanding tea in a hostage situation.

  • @papikrabz3592
    @papikrabz3592 4 роки тому +182

    When you give the adhd kid half a tea spoon of sugar

    • @ezekiellloyd8369
      @ezekiellloyd8369 4 роки тому +2

      PapiKrabz It doesn’t work like that trust me I have adhd

    • @papikrabz3592
      @papikrabz3592 4 роки тому +6

      @@ezekiellloyd8369 www.google.com/search?q=joke+definition&rlz=1C1GCEA_enAU822AU822&oq=joke+definition&aqs=chrome..69i57j0l7.4886j1j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

    • @LegionesCataegis429
      @LegionesCataegis429 4 роки тому +1

      I have ADHD but I don't end up beating up people, nice joke though.

    • @papikrabz3592
      @papikrabz3592 4 роки тому +1

      @@LegionesCataegis429 Depends on what school you go to

    • @ThatsNotMichael
      @ThatsNotMichael 4 роки тому

      This ADHD kid in my class got up because some other kid dropped a pen on ADHD kids jotter. He went absolutely mental and started swearing uncontrollably and shouting threats. Everyone in my class just laughed. They had to get the vice-principal to get him outta there.

  • @arandomguy3696
    @arandomguy3696 4 роки тому +74

    Reporter:How-
    Bronson: *punches the reporter*

  • @fifthrider
    @fifthrider 4 роки тому +74

    If there's a war, guys like this become Mad Jack and are revered as great fighters. If there's no war, they got skills they're not able to use and turn into Charles Bronson.

    • @Neophobic
      @Neophobic 4 роки тому +12

      Ehhhhhhhhh military service still requires some level of discipline which this guy 100% doesn't have. How do you think a guy like this would handle orders?

    • @connorg5879
      @connorg5879 4 роки тому +2

      He would be giving the orders

    • @MrPanos2000
      @MrPanos2000 4 роки тому +2

      @@connorg5879 no he wouldnt lol, he would be out of the army in a weeks time with temper and manners like that.

    • @MrPanos2000
      @MrPanos2000 4 роки тому +6

      "Mad Jack" lived most of his life in peacetime as a civilian without commiting any crimes or hurting anyone outside of war. He also served long years in the millitary which meant he had discipline, a set of skills and from his adventures we can judged he pocessed quite the intellect. None of that can be said about the absolute mad man shown in the video above

    • @Neophobic
      @Neophobic 4 роки тому

      @@connorg5879 everyone receives orders from someone, genius. Even if hes a commander

  • @RealRisingRabbit
    @RealRisingRabbit 4 роки тому +228

    "The situation was defused by police negotiators"
    *shows officers in full riot gear beating Charles Bronson*
    Uh huh, yeah.

    • @ApersonIguess-rb6fu
      @ApersonIguess-rb6fu 4 роки тому +17

      Police negotiators are literally riots guards you didn't know that? Plus they needed that gear to protect them from him

    • @Covey7342
      @Covey7342 4 роки тому +17

      BronyTran How else would you deal with a guy like this? Ask him nicely to stop?

    • @hollowhoagie6441
      @hollowhoagie6441 4 роки тому

      @Kshitij Raj he'd be lucky just to get Tazered, if that could even stop him

    • @Neophobic
      @Neophobic 4 роки тому

      @Kshitij Raj what country is this 😂😂

    • @crd-hp6zo
      @crd-hp6zo 4 роки тому

      Kshitij Raj except he would never of got out of prison after that first armed robbery in prison in America

  • @r3trogh0st58
    @r3trogh0st58 4 роки тому +81

    im just laughing the fact that any little thing happens he always take people hostage😂

    • @bigsheed9003
      @bigsheed9003 Рік тому +1

      He released a hostage because he farted!!!😂😂😂😂

  • @KaruSnep
    @KaruSnep 4 роки тому +142

    6:18
    Atleast he didn't do what Hitler did and that's what counts

  • @VrchatStarlings
    @VrchatStarlings 4 роки тому +185

    he also wrote letters to the parents who lost children during the bombing in manchester

    • @rafiqulislamfaruk1892
      @rafiqulislamfaruk1892 4 роки тому +7

      Who bombed Manchester? He was born after world war 2?!

    • @dirtypaco3502
      @dirtypaco3502 4 роки тому +56

      @@rafiqulislamfaruk1892 The Manchester Bombing 22. May 2017 perpetrated by Salman Abedi. It was a terrorist attack.

    • @eloquenthillbilly
      @eloquenthillbilly 4 роки тому +22

      @@rafiqulislamfaruk1892
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2017_Manchester_Arena_bombing
      TLDR Radical Islamist bombed a pop concert.
      There was also an IRA bombing in the 90s but I don't think anyone died.

    • @jacksonmacpherson6101
      @jacksonmacpherson6101 4 роки тому +33

      @my mom careful on the edge there man

    • @AccFinEco
      @AccFinEco 4 роки тому

      ..... wow, what top bloke to write those letters... 😒😒😒

  • @AuroraWolf655
    @AuroraWolf655 4 роки тому +323

    This guy makes the Hulk’s temper look like a child crying

    • @foxtaurdev2607
      @foxtaurdev2607 4 роки тому +3

      Alphawolf 655 (tantruming) no offense. Just helping you out, buddy! 😉

    • @AuroraWolf655
      @AuroraWolf655 4 роки тому

      Foxtaur Dev no offense taken

  • @cab7332
    @cab7332 4 роки тому +65

    70 Years Later:
    History of NordVPN

  • @mohamedbeiba4194
    @mohamedbeiba4194 4 роки тому +40

    The fact that he doesn't need a weapon to take hostages is mind blowing😂😂😂

    • @Bobbb-f3i
      @Bobbb-f3i 3 роки тому +2

      He usually did have weapons, watch the video, he slashes shelf with the razor when he had the three men tied up in his cell, and he made a spear out of a knife and a broomstick(which was shown in the video when he took the art teacher. I've read books about him and he did use weapons but he's also a big bloke and if he beat you and tied you up, why would he need a weapon?

  • @theoreoman4597
    @theoreoman4597 4 роки тому +80

    Charles Bronson: *Exists*
    Everybody in the prison: *Confused screaming*

  • @alpharius7630
    @alpharius7630 4 роки тому +107

    Charles peterson in a nutshell: agent 47 but with mustache

    • @CraFtoRek
      @CraFtoRek 4 роки тому +1

      agent 47 has no emotions and never gets caught

    • @zuccx99
      @zuccx99 4 роки тому +4

      @MasteR NOT IF I PLAY HIM!

    • @CornPop-cz2eo
      @CornPop-cz2eo 4 роки тому

      Agent 47 mixed with The Juggernaut from X-men.

    • @karakter222
      @karakter222 4 роки тому

      Saxton Hale but no money

  • @wheneggsdrop1701
    @wheneggsdrop1701 4 роки тому +46

    Angry british guy takes hostages:Demands teas.
    This is what I can imagine: *YOU HEARD ME RIGHT BRING ME SOME DAMN TEA*

  • @somedude1068
    @somedude1068 4 роки тому +36

    when physical violence stopped working he began to do mental damage to guards...what a lad

  • @RemixedVoice
    @RemixedVoice 4 роки тому +102

    It's just hilarious to me how he auctioned off one of his art projects to help a kid's treatment for cerebral palsy.

    • @Trooper-tr6zi
      @Trooper-tr6zi 4 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @Notmagickal
      @Notmagickal 4 роки тому +17

      Instead of killing people, he's saving lives and just beating up guards. What a madlad

  • @WESAVEDTHELEFT1863
    @WESAVEDTHELEFT1863 4 роки тому +304

    New title; Every Irish person after 4 entire bottles of Guinness
    Edit: I'm sorry I sound stupid, but thank you all so much for the likes. I love you all, fellow history buffs!

  • @Skycube100
    @Skycube100 4 роки тому +80

    If you want him to calm down just present him an Archaelogist with a Fedora on and an Airplane Propeller.
    I assure you he'll calm down.

    • @sherlockholmes8872
      @sherlockholmes8872 4 роки тому +5

      Good one

    • @meganlukes6679
      @meganlukes6679 4 роки тому +2

      Could someone please explain the joke?

    • @Indianajones2211
      @Indianajones2211 4 роки тому +5

      Megan Lukes Look up Raiders of the Lost Ark, Airplane fight scene. You’ll see the resemblance!

  • @jdm2514
    @jdm2514 4 роки тому +34

    He's never killed anyone. That's honestly the most shocking part. Good for him I guess?

  • @jackmack322
    @jackmack322 4 роки тому +114

    You convinced me at “born in Luton” 😂

    • @sergeantnoone6920
      @sergeantnoone6920 4 роки тому +5

      yup same here, i think this is the only video i have ever seen that mentions bedfordshire.

    • @wrednax8594
      @wrednax8594 4 роки тому +15

      He probably became so violent after dealing with the staff at the airport.

    • @Daniel-dj5pd
      @Daniel-dj5pd 3 роки тому +7

      m e a n w h i l e a t l u t o n a i r p o r t

  • @plusitive8821
    @plusitive8821 4 роки тому +455

    This guy can even beat up someone who has Full Diamond Armor

    • @AncientCultist
      @AncientCultist 4 роки тому +9

      What about someone who defeated Moon Lord and has Last Prism on Terraria?

    • @DonnieDoodles
      @DonnieDoodles 4 роки тому +1

      He could probably punch out a jump-kicking Cloaker.

    • @jackburgess6676
      @jackburgess6676 4 роки тому +2

      What are you 5?

    • @laniemalana1517
      @laniemalana1517 4 роки тому

      @Isaac Ridout Minecraft?

    • @user-dd9qq1ru7s
      @user-dd9qq1ru7s 4 роки тому +1

      I would seriously doubt that. I know my dad could beat up him and his dad and my dad can't even beat up a guy in diamond armor. Don't ask me any questions.

  • @1987Confused
    @1987Confused 4 роки тому +69

    He may have settled down they messed up his lunch and he didn't hold anyone hostage....

  • @scrubsrc4084
    @scrubsrc4084 4 роки тому +22

    I had the pleasure of meeting him once, recording an interview a family friend made with him for a PhD study, what a guy!

  • @dillets1090
    @dillets1090 4 роки тому +121

    Umm I’m in Libya should I lock my windows and doors?
    Edit: never mind

    • @afraimplaysyt1535
      @afraimplaysyt1535 4 роки тому +7

      He is still alive in 2020 lock your doors quick!

    • @nightingaleseraph
      @nightingaleseraph 4 роки тому +5

      You should lock your doors anyway.

    • @dylanmonstrum1538
      @dylanmonstrum1538 4 роки тому

      Lmao

    • @xxxticktockbigclock1234
      @xxxticktockbigclock1234 4 роки тому +1

      how tf haven't you been blown up yet since you haven't already closed your windows and doors

    • @dillets1090
      @dillets1090 4 роки тому

      frankold frankoldson I don’t really know honestly but the internet here is horrible

  • @Darkiie
    @Darkiie 4 роки тому +76

    “You would’ve thought Bronson would try to control his issues”
    I didn’t. I really didn’t.

    • @TheMegaPingasMobile
      @TheMegaPingasMobile 4 роки тому +1

      Simple history: "He found a wife and calmed down"
      Me: "but"
      Simple history: "... but-"
      Me: "yes"

  • @unclebones23
    @unclebones23 4 роки тому +80

    Surprisingly: There's an amazing movie about him.

    • @liquidocelot5976
      @liquidocelot5976 4 роки тому

      What’s it called

    • @daverockefeller7486
      @daverockefeller7486 4 роки тому +13

      @@liquidocelot5976 I think it's called "Bronson", Tom Hardy playing him. Pretty cool movie.

    • @jonesy19691
      @jonesy19691 4 роки тому +3

      Yes, it's called "Bronson", it's an awesome movie!

  • @MustacheCashStash125
    @MustacheCashStash125 4 роки тому +24

    Those dislikes are from the people he beat up and held hostage.

  • @Yggi11
    @Yggi11 4 роки тому +180

    Imagine Hannibal Lecter's face as this guy is moved into his cell.

  • @stormthrush37
    @stormthrush37 4 роки тому +36

    Ah, Britain. Where even the most violent are civilized. Including among other things, hostage requests that include requests for a cup of tea, releasing hostages that dare to fart, being a talented artist, an award-winning poet, a published author of a wide variety of books, and who has finally learned, in proper British form, to respond to insult and injury with a strongly worded letter.

  • @teji7723
    @teji7723 4 роки тому +252

    So this is what happens when Mario takes drugs...

    • @kyraptor2521
      @kyraptor2521 4 роки тому +13

      No this is Mario without drugs

    • @roanisonline897
      @roanisonline897 4 роки тому +2

      Liked it to 100

    • @99mrpogi
      @99mrpogi 3 роки тому +1

      This is what mario looks like when he is bald

  • @ldhiya23
    @ldhiya23 4 роки тому +44

    He's good at art and would get violent when someone criticize his art, reminds me of that Austrian dude idk I forgot his name

  • @VVEmil
    @VVEmil 4 роки тому +45

    Not just a madlad but THE madlad.
    Dude just wants his tea and icecream.

  • @underconstruction6436
    @underconstruction6436 4 роки тому +192

    This man wasn’t chosen by the thug life, he made it

    • @Mailed-Knight
      @Mailed-Knight 4 роки тому +7

      ... Molded by it.

    • @Shadow77999
      @Shadow77999 3 роки тому

      He wasnt a thug to no one

    • @yourunclejohn984
      @yourunclejohn984 Рік тому

      @@Shadow77999 He was a thug to the entire country of Britain, to the same extent that language arts class was a thug to you

  • @soapbaker1968
    @soapbaker1968 4 роки тому +1025

    This guy is quite possibly the strangest man I've ever heard of. Seems like he was just bored half the time

    • @tylerforehand2983
      @tylerforehand2983 4 роки тому +9

      *Sir Smith*
      What kind of picture was it? Abstract?

    • @Si_Mondo
      @Si_Mondo 3 роки тому +11

      Have you seen the movie about him, Bronson.
      Tom Hardy plays him brilliantly.

    • @doomtrooper3184
      @doomtrooper3184 3 роки тому +5

      @@tylerforehand2983 As far as I know he doesn't do that kind of thing.
      Search for his book "Solitary Fitness" and you'll see.

    • @michaelhintz7679
      @michaelhintz7679 3 роки тому +2

      @@doomtrooper3184 I heard that Bronson is/ was so strong he could bend metal doors solely by his bare hands.

    • @doomtrooper3184
      @doomtrooper3184 3 роки тому +3

      @@michaelhintz7679 That and the glass punch would be one of his biggest strentgh markers.
      The "glass punch" in the book I mentioned. He punched a bulletproof glass without damaging his fist from the punch, although he cut himself with the glass.

  • @Lajehang217
    @Lajehang217 4 роки тому +96

    You forgot to mention even tho he was the most violent prisoner he never actually killed anyone

  • @samedwards3285
    @samedwards3285 3 роки тому +16

    it amazes me that how he looks like a body builder from the 1800's but he's still alive to this day