Life of a Minecraft Simp

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  • Опубліковано 19 січ 2021
  • Hey bruhs! In this video, I'm portraying how its like to be a Simp in Minecraft.
    So LIKE and SUBSCRIBE if you're not a simp!
    Official Merch Store: teespring.com/stores/the-dayu...
    #Minecraft #Simp
    Music Used:
    Haggstrom by C418
    Subwoofer Lullaby by C418
    Wet Hands by C418
    Mice on Venus by C418
    Minecraft by C418
    Danny by C418
    Cat by C418
    Stal by C418
    Their Finest Hour by Savfk
    Demised To Shield by Ghostrifter Official
    Investigation by Kevin MacLeod
    Amazing Plan by Kevin MacLeod
    Movement Proposition by Kevin MacLeod
    Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
    creativecommons.org/licenses/...
    Small Rustic House map by ImpactYT
    link: www.minecraftmaps.com/house-m...
    Here's a Minecraft simp. He will do anything for his "Queen" to the point he gave up his dignity. He gives her all his stuff, protect her and most importantly respect her. He thinks he is the white knight of this girl. However, she took it for granted and treats him like dirt, exploiting him to the limits without feeling any remorse. Simp is happy in his bubble, even though one day the girl found a boyfriend, he is still in denial and is sure that he will one day be the one next to her, only if she wants of course. Hopefully, someone will pop Simp's bubble and show him the reality. Hope this Minecraft meme video is funny and sad to you and you enjoy it!
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 11 тис.

  • @Dayum
    @Dayum  3 роки тому +7136

    Just admit it, all of us at some point simped for someone in Minecraft

  • @jedidragonking5070
    @jedidragonking5070 3 роки тому +529

    She even yoinked his horse bruh.
    *And that I cannot forgive*

    • @no.8030
      @no.8030 3 роки тому +15

      Bruh i wont even give her my iron ingot

    • @anguseverist4178
      @anguseverist4178 3 роки тому +8

      Yeah, if you take my horse, you are going into the lava.

    • @NikoTerrain
      @NikoTerrain 3 роки тому +11

      I WONT EVEN GIVE HER MY ONE WOOD

    • @IronFanEdits
      @IronFanEdits 3 роки тому +7

      I wont even give her my dirt

    • @rickastleyfan9504
      @rickastleyfan9504 3 роки тому +2

      A

  • @mr.danish4576
    @mr.danish4576 3 роки тому +670

    "Why are you simp?"
    "Who say I'm simp?"
    "You are simp."

  • @WubbleDubble1
    @WubbleDubble1 2 роки тому +28

    I just wish that in the end he saved up enough lapis, exp and netherite to make an enchanted netherite sword and when gamer girl thought she was going to get given it then dayum would just slay her and her boyfriend

    • @trivikramprabhugaonker3338
      @trivikramprabhugaonker3338 2 роки тому +5

      "You wrecked my heart and rejected my true love for you, now you will feel my wrath."

  • @hermit3755
    @hermit3755 2 роки тому +6

    At 6:50 i thought now he will wear that armour and kill here but i forgot he's a simp lol

  • @UMIF001
    @UMIF001 3 роки тому +814

    "Did you become a simp?"
    "Yes"
    "What did it cost?"
    "everything"

    • @Irigami8742
      @Irigami8742 3 роки тому +8

      Everything ಠ_ಠ

    • @mcoyxdking4190
      @mcoyxdking4190 3 роки тому +22

      We're going to build secret organization called anti-simp.

    • @nameisname5566
      @nameisname5566 3 роки тому +11

      @@mcoyxdking4190
      YEA i hate simps

    • @V1YAN_EDITZ
      @V1YAN_EDITZ 3 роки тому +6

      ᐠ( ᐛ )ᐟ ٩( ᐛ )و ᐠ( ᐛ )ᐟ ٩( ᐛ )و

    • @lemking9677
      @lemking9677 3 роки тому +3

      😑

  • @LCR_0508bbc
    @LCR_0508bbc 3 роки тому +2181

    Don’t simp for someone who literally steals your horse

  • @dennis_s
    @dennis_s 2 роки тому +83

    This is my sophisticated feeling while watching this:
    *"Oof."*

  • @demonboy897
    @demonboy897 2 роки тому +12

    "the fact that this is so accurate scares me" -MCYum

  • @theodinus2872
    @theodinus2872 3 роки тому +596

    Simping is like a hole, if it exists there is a way

  • @snokky1611
    @snokky1611 3 роки тому +3052

    good ending: he realizes she was using him for items, and finds someone who loves him for who he is.

    • @RihanKhan-no3rx
      @RihanKhan-no3rx 3 роки тому +12

      ua-cam.com/video/6vXWCgVb6UY/v-deo.html

    • @krewstan985
      @krewstan985 3 роки тому +58

      Rihan Khan This why the report button exists

    • @cwupdani36664
      @cwupdani36664 3 роки тому +7

      A tree

    • @sashaleigh6655
      @sashaleigh6655 3 роки тому +63

      Good Ending: He realizes she was using him for items, kills her and the villager becomes his boyfriend

    • @stephens.8942
      @stephens.8942 3 роки тому +2

      200Th

  • @m4rionetka
    @m4rionetka 2 роки тому +17

    The fact that he sheared a sheep and get 3 wool. Legend :)

  • @heavyweaponsguy470
    @heavyweaponsguy470 Рік тому +5

    he simped so hard that he understood redstone

  • @richardgaming8814
    @richardgaming8814 3 роки тому +2161

    Some male guy: *walks the same direction as a female*
    That one redditor: S I M P

  • @theidiotontheinternet6641
    @theidiotontheinternet6641 3 роки тому +280

    *“But he’s in your bed and I’m in your twitch chat”*

  • @asyrafzulqarnain5513
    @asyrafzulqarnain5513 2 роки тому +10

    lesson for this vid: do not simp

    • @1Oldroot
      @1Oldroot 9 місяців тому

      what is the meaning of "simp" please explain, I don't get it.

  • @thetraveler9229
    @thetraveler9229 2 роки тому +2

    2:13 I'm like that, but with the band! XD

  • @x.5115
    @x.5115 3 роки тому +248

    We got the creeper, the witch, and the audacity of that b----

  • @jarjaledi
    @jarjaledi 3 роки тому +745

    C'mon man everybody's a SIMP:
    Super
    Intense
    Minecraft
    Player

    • @Baylan-Skoll
      @Baylan-Skoll 3 роки тому +36

      That one's good, but don't turn to the dark side of the SIMP

    • @J3ffik
      @J3ffik 3 роки тому +71

      @@Baylan-Skoll the DARK side is
      SUPER
      IDIOTIC
      MINECRAFT
      PLAYER

    • @Baylan-Skoll
      @Baylan-Skoll 3 роки тому +14

      @@J3ffik fair enough

    • @jarjaledi
      @jarjaledi 3 роки тому +9

      @@J3ffik Lol

    • @professional_dumdum
      @professional_dumdum 3 роки тому +4

      YOOOOOOO the genius is here

  • @AlexB-pv1xq
    @AlexB-pv1xq 2 роки тому +29

    I remember boys acting like this when I invited them to my first server. I didn't realize what they were doing because in game, we kinda shared things as a community in whole. For example, I'd help build their homes and they'd work on defenses. Some started handing me (formerly) roses and dandelions that I'd add to the decorations. But then I started getting texts either in chat or via PS Messages. I'd try to kindly push em off the idea by mentioning I'm already in a relationship. Most understood, but one dude went off the rails and started to burn everything to the ground. We killed him, distributed his stuff, and kicked him from the server.

    • @celestialarcher9268
      @celestialarcher9268 2 роки тому +2

      Just wondering out of curiosity. Is your server still active and running? I’d love to join it and hang out there.

    • @AlexB-pv1xq
      @AlexB-pv1xq 2 роки тому +2

      @@celestialarcher9268 Oh, no. It was ended about 6 years ago.

    • @celestialarcher9268
      @celestialarcher9268 2 роки тому +3

      @@AlexB-pv1xq That sucks. : (

    • @verysaltyperson
      @verysaltyperson Рік тому

      i actually like that ending ngl

    • @verysaltyperson
      @verysaltyperson Рік тому

      @@AlexB-pv1xq NOOOO

  • @monkeman9703
    @monkeman9703 2 роки тому +2

    We need that revenge arc

  • @turbulence358
    @turbulence358 3 роки тому +1015

    You know this is a masterpiece when it actually makes you sad and frustuated

    • @doggrz6244
      @doggrz6244 3 роки тому +6

      IKR

    • @ryanjhon7095
      @ryanjhon7095 3 роки тому +18

      Yes,I really feel sad for idiots simp.

    • @Hannah-bj9pe
      @Hannah-bj9pe 3 роки тому +1

      I know

    • @suracandy0525
      @suracandy0525 3 роки тому

      100th like :)

    • @chakanman
      @chakanman 2 роки тому +9

      It’s making me frustrated that people would actually do this. I just wouldn’t. If I did I would start like him then when she stole my horse, *it would be war*

  • @Sunny-ci7di
    @Sunny-ci7di 3 роки тому +252

    "Just admit it, all of us at some point simped for someone in Minecraft"
    Me, who doesn't go Multi-player because of how my account is set up: *bruh*

  • @rlctaps
    @rlctaps Рік тому +2

    Dayum: Just admit it, all of us at some point simped for someone in Minecraft
    Me, who has absolutely no romantic feelings: *laughs in British*

  • @Ender_Rock
    @Ender_Rock 2 роки тому +4

    Honestly, I'm with the simp on this one, she just took advantage of em the whole way

  • @kimschipz8904
    @kimschipz8904 3 роки тому +484

    Simping for someone on Minecraft:
    no problem
    Simping for someone on roblox:
    **Gets banned**

  • @drxam_7762
    @drxam_7762 3 роки тому +315

    Plot Twist: The Girl Is Actually An Old Man Playing Minecraft Using His Daughter Account This Whole Time

    • @DieselMonstar965
      @DieselMonstar965 3 роки тому +50

      imagine breaking up with ur mc girl and hearing ur grandma crying upstairs

    • @amritnalam9994
      @amritnalam9994 3 роки тому +16

      @@DieselMonstar965 Cursed comment

    • @MOMMIESS
      @MOMMIESS 3 роки тому +3

      MY. I can't stop laughing at this comment and imaging it 👏✨👌😂😂

    • @No-yt9iv
      @No-yt9iv 3 роки тому +2

      But she said I have a boyfrie-

    • @Xaneliar
      @Xaneliar 3 роки тому

      @@DieselMonstar965 whats up bruhify army bois

  • @Dummy39167
    @Dummy39167 Рік тому

    This really hurts. Makes you want to do something but you can’t so you are made to watch this unless you turn off the video.

  • @TrungNguyen-nj1vz
    @TrungNguyen-nj1vz 2 роки тому +2

    1:58 IMAO

  • @ernandesbr8550
    @ernandesbr8550 3 роки тому +65

    How to simp:
    1- "hello"
    2- "can i help you"
    3- "take all my stuff, now kiss me"

  • @myrrhzar7014
    @myrrhzar7014 3 роки тому +506

    "This is why you should never simp kids"
    - moral of the story

  • @dikafahrezi4050
    @dikafahrezi4050 2 роки тому +2

    5:17 broken heart

  • @YourLocalLunaTheIdiot_Official
    @YourLocalLunaTheIdiot_Official 2 роки тому +2

    She just toke his horse lol

  • @crumtrum9365
    @crumtrum9365 3 роки тому +217

    Plot twist : actually the girl simp for dayum in real life.

  • @enhidri160
    @enhidri160 3 роки тому +232

    "If you dislike this video, just flip the screen upside down and dislike it."
    Me who uses a mac:
    *I'm never gonna financially recover from this*

    • @SolisAdarsh
      @SolisAdarsh 3 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣

    • @Khushi-zv3jy
      @Khushi-zv3jy 3 роки тому +1

      😂😂 funny but i tried it but cause of that i can't even dislike or like either of them nice trick 😂

    • @HistoryNerd0921
      @HistoryNerd0921 3 роки тому

      🤣🤣

    • @hater0315
      @hater0315 3 роки тому +1

      same but instead of mac i use windows

    • @elweewutroone
      @elweewutroone 3 роки тому +2

      @Enhidri *HATER*

  • @calixck
    @calixck 2 роки тому +6

    Ok ending:
    He tells her that he loves her and she finally gives him a chance and they live happily ever after. (She broke up with her boyfriend for Dayum)
    Bad ending: She keeps using him and he’s still a simp till this day.
    Good ending: he realizes that he’s being used and finds another girl and they live happily ever after
    (Gamergirl’s bf broke up with her and all of her items and stuff broke and finally learns to do stuff herself.)

  • @rpaareacts6969
    @rpaareacts6969 2 роки тому +3

    haha, he'll save her for 2 zombies! Imagine that zombie knocked him into the lava

  • @Aspru
    @Aspru 3 роки тому +261

    Plot twist: he wasn't simping he just tried to be nice

  • @kukskrapuks
    @kukskrapuks 3 роки тому +538

    Dayum: makes a nice house for the both of them
    Girl: leave its my house

    • @justarandomuser5911
      @justarandomuser5911 3 роки тому +30

      After that she literally burned the flower he gave her then she steals his horse didn't even say thank you like this guy need to find a new queen

    • @nonexistentboi
      @nonexistentboi 3 роки тому +16

      @@justarandomuser5911 some ppl are super simp and some girls take that to..... you know i dont have to say it...

    • @justarandomuser5911
      @justarandomuser5911 3 роки тому +1

      @@nonexistentboi You know what? I don't get it

    • @nonexistentboi
      @nonexistentboi 3 роки тому +7

      @@justarandomuser5911 just wanna say dont be a simp girls aren't that trustworthy
      And i know many ppl with give me hate for this but just wanna say
      "Dont be a simp"

    • @justarandomuser5911
      @justarandomuser5911 3 роки тому +1

      @@nonexistentboi Ok thank you for explaining it to me i didn't understand it at first maybe it was because i have tiny brain

  • @betheladiele2310
    @betheladiele2310 Рік тому +1

    i felt so sorry for hi m and kept on thinking he was the dumbest man alive.

  • @jayden_official1
    @jayden_official1 3 місяці тому

    The fireworks are sooo cool!! HOW COULD SHE NOT LIKE THOSE?!

  • @braindedc0rpse
    @braindedc0rpse 3 роки тому +3517

    Nobody:
    The kid who misspelled “Dream SMP” and said “Dream SIMP”: *Hold up*
    Edit: Wow, I’ve never seen this much people like my comment lol

    • @CoolGuy-es3ko
      @CoolGuy-es3ko 3 роки тому +31

      Lol

    • @NikoFrank666
      @NikoFrank666 3 роки тому +29

      I say dream simp in a joke form

    • @GreenMaskJohn
      @GreenMaskJohn 3 роки тому +59

      Dream is 💲ℹⓂ️🅿️

    • @GreenMaskJohn
      @GreenMaskJohn 3 роки тому +6

      @Luis Felipe and who for

    • @GreenMaskJohn
      @GreenMaskJohn 3 роки тому +14

      @Luis Felipe so you don't know thatDream is 💲ℹⓂ️🅿️ for Bella Delphine

  • @rachelhagins1401
    @rachelhagins1401 3 роки тому +330

    Server owner: ok just don’t do anything stupid with the fireworks- bruh.

    • @ZINO9MM
      @ZINO9MM 3 роки тому +3

      Do part 2 :(

    • @TheTopNotchOne
      @TheTopNotchOne 3 роки тому +1

      If you see this comment then your legendary 👍

  • @sthanuchowdhury8440
    @sthanuchowdhury8440 10 місяців тому

    Bro actually portrayed the whole single community

  • @spexolio
    @spexolio 2 роки тому +1

    Best ending: he burned the house down and took all his stuff back

  • @ThatMevely
    @ThatMevely 2 роки тому +455

    Story: don't simp for her, let her simp for you

    • @me-ks9ei
      @me-ks9ei 2 роки тому +14

      It's hard, bro...

    • @nonamechannl
      @nonamechannl 2 роки тому +8

      do an mlg and dont look at her on ANY circumstances,then block mlg away from her,and boom

    • @erenyeager7705
      @erenyeager7705 2 роки тому +2

      Ok Chad

    • @nonamechannl
      @nonamechannl 2 роки тому +1

      @@erenyeager7705 it worked tho

    • @nathnabisrat4428
      @nathnabisrat4428 2 роки тому

      ur ginues

  • @AustinPlayzDuckIsdumb
    @AustinPlayzDuckIsdumb 3 роки тому +101

    People who are married: What a nice day
    The internet: SUCH A SIMP

    • @elgamerdinax4579
      @elgamerdinax4579 3 роки тому +1

      That ppl: well at least... I get married and you no Lol!

    • @bobafett6535
      @bobafett6535 3 роки тому +6

      @@elgamerdinax4579 technically ur not a simp if u married

    • @moonpies726
      @moonpies726 3 роки тому +1

      @@bobafett6535 thats kind of stupid though-

    • @bobafett6535
      @bobafett6535 3 роки тому

      @@moonpies726 its actually not

    • @moonpies726
      @moonpies726 3 роки тому

      @@bobafett6535 but like-
      A married couple is a married couple why does everything have to be related to simping-

  • @player-og4uy
    @player-og4uy 2 роки тому +2

    logic: never simp unless they simp back

  • @iluvmulk5524
    @iluvmulk5524 Рік тому

    It went from simp to straight up unhealthy obsession at 4:19 lol

  • @AnshSharma-hx9mv
    @AnshSharma-hx9mv 3 роки тому +120

    Don't worry the girl didn't deserved you, we request a part 2 with revenge, the single boys council must decide her fate!

    • @kabali0079
      @kabali0079 3 роки тому +5

      Yes. They act way too bad.

    • @AnshSharma-hx9mv
      @AnshSharma-hx9mv 3 роки тому +5

      @you like krabby patties don't you squidward But revenge is must

    • @AnshSharma-hx9mv
      @AnshSharma-hx9mv 3 роки тому +4

      @you like krabby patties don't you squidward see, guys like us are labelled as simps but we only see true love and there are plenty of bad guys who then catches these girls and troubles them, they should realise that good guys do exist but girls in today's modern world ignore us

    • @AnshSharma-hx9mv
      @AnshSharma-hx9mv 3 роки тому +3

      And then nothing personal there my boi!

    • @nameisname5566
      @nameisname5566 3 роки тому +6

      YEA REVENGE
      the way she treated him is absolutely inhumane
      maybe turn her as your slave?
      since she also treated him as a slave
      and not to mention he have a full netherite armor in a single day and the way she cannot fight 2 zombies makes her really powerless compared to him

  • @griff1nz
    @griff1nz 3 роки тому +200

    you know someone doesn't like you if they choose a minecraft villager over you

    • @pizzaboxz8041
      @pizzaboxz8041 2 роки тому +1

      I mean hes being treated like dirt man so yeah

    • @abnerramclam6269
      @abnerramclam6269 Рік тому

      Just imagine that the villager just see a grey thing and you see a text say someone has look at 069 and the grey thing just flying to villager and kill him

    • @INDproplazofficial
      @INDproplazofficial 5 місяців тому

      I cried after watching this 😢😢😢and girls are evil 😭😭😭😭

  • @loverfresh3plays279
    @loverfresh3plays279 2 роки тому +2

    Me: I will burn this planet down.

  • @DBrainTips
    @DBrainTips 2 роки тому +1

    Admit it dayum Your Gonna Give Her an Ender Dragon Next 😂

  • @mushroomheadedfreak5078
    @mushroomheadedfreak5078 3 роки тому +58

    Lol I was kinda thinking the ending was gonna be like: *burns house down while girl is asleep*

    • @Mr_iSTAN
      @Mr_iSTAN 3 роки тому +6

      Wife fight back
      KILL WIFE
      Wife gone
      .......
      Think about wife
      ..... .
      Regret

    • @MrDchristop
      @MrDchristop 3 роки тому +3

      I thought dayum was gonna wear the nether ice armor and take netherite sword and kill both of them

    • @user-sn8zx5mv1x
      @user-sn8zx5mv1x 3 роки тому +1

      @@MrDchristop Nether Ice? Must be a new addition to 1.16.

    • @donkyflocks1276
      @donkyflocks1276 3 роки тому +1

      SAME I WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT LIKE "If I was him I would have burned the house down by now and steal my stuff back.

    • @henryjones6976
      @henryjones6976 3 роки тому

      @@MrDchristop same except I thought he was gonna wear the netherite armor

  • @clumsyugly7984
    @clumsyugly7984 3 роки тому +358

    Pls do a part 2 where the simp gets his revenge :D

  • @cheetah6455
    @cheetah6455 2 роки тому

    as soon as they went to sleep i expected him to just kill the villager immediately

  • @august8679
    @august8679 10 місяців тому

    This needs to be made into a comedy tv show

  • @northstar1727
    @northstar1727 3 роки тому +128

    Fun fact:
    Polar bears were added beacause jeb's wife liked them.

  • @xKuusouka
    @xKuusouka 3 роки тому +135

    Dayum: Couldn't get a girlfriend by simping
    Me: Laughs in mcpedl girlfriend addon

    • @salad2357
      @salad2357 3 роки тому

      @Daddy Ji bro

    • @DetectiveGhost
      @DetectiveGhost 3 роки тому +1

      @Daddy Ji have u considered reading the comment again, and that addon is useless thp I dont like using those types of addons

    • @isimpcodm3005
      @isimpcodm3005 3 роки тому

      xDD

    • @ppeggy45
      @ppeggy45 3 роки тому

      LMAO

    • @DetectiveGhost
      @DetectiveGhost 3 роки тому

      @Daddy Ji maybe ur mc is too new for it just dont use the addon

  • @What_you_doin
    @What_you_doin Рік тому

    charli: IM NOT A SQUIRREL, more like, charli: IM NOT A SIMP

  • @average-pizza-in-the-comments
    @average-pizza-in-the-comments 2 роки тому

    if someone stole my horse in Minecraft I would go full genocide mode

  • @user-uj4dn4nz3t
    @user-uj4dn4nz3t 2 роки тому +398

    "Based on many real stories"

  • @averageperson8743
    @averageperson8743 3 роки тому +184

    Okay, this is funny.
    But, that girl is just disrespecting the guy at this point.

    • @koishifumo2060
      @koishifumo2060 3 роки тому +9

      yes i agree
      สวัสดี

    • @swordninja_
      @swordninja_ 3 роки тому +3

      Yea using him

    • @Princessgramma443
      @Princessgramma443 3 роки тому +5

      I wanted to say this comment but then ppl would attack me. That girl is disrespectful!

    • @cloudypaw6673
      @cloudypaw6673 3 роки тому +2

      Ay agree LIKE HE GIVE HERE ALL HIS STUFF DIAMON NETER STONE HES LIKE NAH THX FOR THE STUFF AY JUST SCAMMED HIM like only a poppy ay woudl thx him and give him a kiss k the cheek

    • @jairixc
      @jairixc 3 роки тому +5

      Plot twist: This video is just a roleplay, that girl is just a boy roleplaying as a girl on Minecraft.

  • @Adogdoingdogthings
    @Adogdoingdogthings 2 роки тому +1

    Dayum: just meets someone
    Also dayum: hey beautiful!
    Me: hi to you too
    😂🤣

  • @tanutanutanutanutanutanuta2579
    @tanutanutanutanutanutanuta2579 2 роки тому

    simp stands for super intense minecraft player

  • @casebat6660
    @casebat6660 3 роки тому +51

    i feel bad for simps cause they give all their stuff to a person that does not even like them

    • @paulasadur5335
      @paulasadur5335 3 роки тому +6

      I understand that feeling

    • @jayantisingh691
      @jayantisingh691 3 роки тому +1

      Bro... I hope you're not offended but, those who do all these and even get rejected, they don't have any self worth.

    • @thelord5483
      @thelord5483 3 роки тому

      Yes😳

    • @paulasadur5335
      @paulasadur5335 3 роки тому +3

      Feel pity too for those

    • @nameisname5566
      @nameisname5566 3 роки тому +1

      @you like krabby patties don't you squidward
      still at least she could treat him nicely instead of stealing his horse, abandon him from his house, and take everything he had

  • @schattenprojekt
    @schattenprojekt 3 роки тому +159

    Do a second epsisode where a non simp tries to get back his house, get his items back and confront that girl

  • @darlitasantos8670
    @darlitasantos8670 2 роки тому +1

    S = Super
    I = Intence
    M = Minecraft
    P = Player

  • @Neuko0214
    @Neuko0214 2 роки тому +1

    O my she just took he's horse like it was nothing poor him

  • @MadoMacid
    @MadoMacid 3 роки тому +171

    Girl: touches dirt*
    Simps: *dirt blessed by the queen I shall hold it forever*

    • @mmkk738
      @mmkk738 3 роки тому +6

      imagine he threw her stuff in lava after he went in his base

    • @jotanner7023
      @jotanner7023 3 роки тому +3

      Lol

    • @Po-pk3mg
      @Po-pk3mg 3 роки тому +1

      @@mmkk738 Simps: NOOOOO!
      Simps again: *Jump to the lava

  • @NilanjanMukherjee25
    @NilanjanMukherjee25 3 роки тому +156

    In this video, we learnt that dayum can do everything for love.

  • @user-wj8es7tq1u
    @user-wj8es7tq1u Місяць тому

    Good ending:the gamer girl turned out to be an old daddy playing mineeraft

  • @johanntoledo9025
    @johanntoledo9025 Рік тому

    Me: living in a House Cave in Minecraft
    Unknown Person: Join the server
    Me: just stay in the House Cave and no one can't be found

  • @PanchitoXdd
    @PanchitoXdd 3 роки тому +70

    Poor simp, he sacrified everything just to notice that she prefieres a villager instead of he :c

  • @legostromtrooper1994
    @legostromtrooper1994 3 роки тому +99

    not gonna lie this simp's house building skills are good

    • @sadguy3037
      @sadguy3037 3 роки тому +4

      Yeah I would love to have one in my survival world.

    • @painff4027
      @painff4027 3 роки тому

      É brasileiro?

    • @Synthanarchist
      @Synthanarchist 3 роки тому +2

      @@sadguy3037 that's pretty simple: Gather A Lot Of wood and Stone

    • @finwasfound
      @finwasfound 2 роки тому +4

      @@Synthanarchist yea its pretty SIMPle

  • @copycatyt4840
    @copycatyt4840 2 роки тому +1

    Part 2 - simp's secret reveng

  • @d4rkam1r61
    @d4rkam1r61 2 роки тому

    Sometimes being simp is good BUT NOT THIS SIMP. HE NEVER LEAVES HER

  • @qahnaarin8335
    @qahnaarin8335 2 роки тому +257

    No correct response: Her I have a boyfriend.
    Him: Puts on armor proceeds to murder her and blow up house and ride off into the sunset to find a new queen.

  • @naufalridhoreinaldi4060
    @naufalridhoreinaldi4060 2 роки тому +90

    When you can't dealing with simp, just remember, *VIOLENCE IS THE KEY* *"insert doom music"*

    • @johnycraft7665
      @johnycraft7665 2 роки тому +3

      The way u handle woman are so freaking me out......

    • @naufalridhoreinaldi4060
      @naufalridhoreinaldi4060 2 роки тому

      @The Gamer Girl blyat no

    • @fernandar6314
      @fernandar6314 2 роки тому

      Jajajajajjajajajajajajajjajajajajajajajajajja

    • @jasonvoorhees1351
      @jasonvoorhees1351 2 роки тому

      Yes if I weren't gay and simped for her and saw her in bed with another male I'd get out my machete and start cutting her and her boyfriend up due to jealousy

    • @theheavenlystone
      @theheavenlystone Рік тому

      Violence is never the answer. Violence is the question, the answer....
      ...is yes.

  • @punannyslayer4276
    @punannyslayer4276 2 роки тому

    this is probably also one of the best representation of a couple getting a divorce

  • @julietatumale1079
    @julietatumale1079 Рік тому

    Girl broke the law in Minecraft for breaking the bottom of the tree first

  • @imtheleadsheepinchina6448
    @imtheleadsheepinchina6448 2 роки тому +49

    1:50 lmao i felt so bad when she threw his wholesome lil flower in the lava

    • @eewag1
      @eewag1 2 роки тому +4

      Yeah, she’s mean towards her simp(s)

    • @shadowbonbon3
      @shadowbonbon3 2 роки тому

      She knew he was a simp to the end and wanted more space for the items he would bring

  • @zack5757hamzah
    @zack5757hamzah 3 роки тому +145

    Everybody gangsta until the girl told the simp "I'm a guy"

    • @ju_bett4828
      @ju_bett4828 3 роки тому +3

      @@xamnade omg XD

    • @-Dragon-Master-
      @-Dragon-Master- 3 роки тому +5

      *even better*

    • @unfunnyahhshorts1983
      @unfunnyahhshorts1983 3 роки тому

      @Wosp that's cool how can I type like that I'm on android

    • @rafaelgames720
      @rafaelgames720 3 роки тому +1

      @@unfunnyahhshorts1983 put _ on both sides
      Like this: _ hi _ but not with space

    • @SystmrrrLdng
      @SystmrrrLdng 3 роки тому

      @@unfunnyahhshorts1983 | (• ◡•)|

  • @ashtondreemurrcancreateeve5300
    @ashtondreemurrcancreateeve5300 2 роки тому

    Hey Dayum! Part 2 you just blowed the whole bulding and trashes your old queen

  • @puppetplayz2455
    @puppetplayz2455 2 роки тому

    THE SIMP coming to a Minecraft theater near you

  • @thedogethatgames
    @thedogethatgames 3 роки тому +244

    “Gamergirl66 has joined the game”
    Me: Aight imma head out
    *Virginity is cool, remain pure*

    • @mang0fruit165
      @mang0fruit165 3 роки тому +2

      hello fellow doge

    • @thedogethatgames
      @thedogethatgames 3 роки тому +4

      @@mang0fruit165 wow, such fren

    • @tunkhine3987
      @tunkhine3987 3 роки тому +6

      Aight I ma get my redstone stuff and call the bois
      We gonna kill that b-

    • @yoriichitsugikuni6970
      @yoriichitsugikuni6970 3 роки тому +1

      @@thedogethatgames I..... I used to be a doge... then... I suddenly became hooman

    • @thedogethatgames
      @thedogethatgames 3 роки тому

      @@yoriichitsugikuni6970 :O

  • @alchemistfire1719
    @alchemistfire1719 3 роки тому +459

    i want a part 2 the revenge of Simp

  • @just_violet
    @just_violet 2 роки тому +1

    Actually simp means...
    *Super*
    *Intense*
    *Minecraft*
    *Player*

  • @tanvirhossain8591
    @tanvirhossain8591 2 роки тому +1

    Idea:life of patient potrayed by minecraft

  • @chrisafton4883
    @chrisafton4883 3 роки тому +199

    "Gives all his items to GamerGirl166"
    "GamerGirl166 hates him"
    Me: Because that's what simps do

  • @fatalerror7228
    @fatalerror7228 2 роки тому

    I feel like I just watched footage of Kazuichi and Sonia playing Minecraft together and we just saw this in Kazuichi’s POV

  • @stingedhand2429
    @stingedhand2429 2 роки тому

    Datum: *trying to kiss that girl*
    Her: Hey! Keep it P3-13 your recording

  • @nureen7086
    @nureen7086 2 роки тому +115

    Me: *Cries over this
    Also me:
    "Wait all of this was an acting?"

    • @Axwmui
      @Axwmui 2 роки тому +3

      LMAO

    • @Zorya678
      @Zorya678 2 роки тому +1

      Ofcourse 🤯

    • @icsx1797
      @icsx1797 2 роки тому

      😭😭😭

    • @Medgator
      @Medgator 2 роки тому +1

      I was lituraly burning inside the whole video , but i remembered the entire thing was just acting .

    • @canadaball9777
      @canadaball9777 2 роки тому

      Always have been.

  • @raxanimations7215
    @raxanimations7215 3 роки тому +65

    I am sure this video will be in people's recommendations after 4 years

    • @foxxst3rr
      @foxxst3rr 3 роки тому +2

      It is in mine
      After 11 minutes

    • @truedarklight
      @truedarklight 3 роки тому

      Its already in my recommend

    • @kingnoahx07
      @kingnoahx07 3 роки тому +1

      *I have dandruff*

    • @Ahsanabbas293
      @Ahsanabbas293 3 роки тому +2

      Ok 8years old kid

    • @skystrike8955
      @skystrike8955 3 роки тому +1

      @@Ahsanabbas293 that could be the guys litlle brother

  • @TheShipCritic
    @TheShipCritic 10 місяців тому

    Life of a Minecraft simp but it’s in 3 seconds:
    Step 1: confess 5:03
    Step 2: get rejected 6:47
    Step 3: realization 6:49

  • @ISAACHALLEY3000
    @ISAACHALLEY3000 6 місяців тому +1

    that's how psychos are born

  • @Oliveira_d_Gab
    @Oliveira_d_Gab 3 роки тому +168

    5:08 ok I'll have to admit that this one was pretty cute.

    • @sonichasyouripaddress980
      @sonichasyouripaddress980 2 роки тому +8

      You deserve more likes smh

    • @TheReaverOfDarkness
      @TheReaverOfDarkness 2 роки тому +1

      maybe if it wasn't so creepy and unsolicited it would be

    • @eewag1
      @eewag1 2 роки тому +9

      @@TheReaverOfDarkness how is it creepy? He’s just in love with her, if it was me in love with her, I’d also prob do smth similar. It’s natural, there’s nothing wrong with being a simp

    • @TheReaverOfDarkness
      @TheReaverOfDarkness 2 роки тому +1

      @@eewag1 But why is he in love with her? He knows nothing about her other than her player skin and username.

    • @eewag1
      @eewag1 2 роки тому +4

      @@TheReaverOfDarkness he must be attracted to her name/avatar. Not everyone is demisexual, you know.

  • @parasaturn6989
    @parasaturn6989 3 роки тому +120

    Simp: **gives girl all his stuff**
    The girl: fReE sTuFf lOL

  • @sawyer9229
    @sawyer9229 Рік тому +1

    SIMP= Super Impressive Minecraft Player

  • @Justalameconyent
    @Justalameconyent 9 місяців тому

    There is a difference between having a crush on someone and simping on someone, simping is like treating her like shes god