were you in a homemade zentai suit and also in camden london? because i remember seeing a zentai slenderman, nearly shitting my pants, admiring the sewing job, then running away
"You only have two faults: Everything you do, and everything you say." Frankly, I think this is too generous. It should have been "Everything you do, and everything you *are."* It's not easy to change what you are, so if that's a problem, then you're kind of fucked. But it's easy to change what you do and say! So if that's my only problem, then hey, thanks, game announcer! That was just the confidence boost that I needed to get off my ass and fix my stuff!
I’m a cheater, but at least I have class. I only cheat in singleplayer games. Cheating in multiplayer games isn’t just not classy, it’s also selfish and inconsiderate. Unless everyone you’re currently playing with gives you permission to cheat. I myself have been on teams that allowed cheaters to spawn some weapons in Left 4 Dead 2 for the team because it didn’t really affect the gameplay and said weapons were region locked. And no, this didn’t happen in Vs Mode. It happened in Co-Op.
@@neolexiousneolexian6079 It's easy to change some of the things you do and say. Some of it you do and say because of who you are. Changing everything you do and say is an attempt to be someone you aren't.
@@Gamer88334 Same When I play multiplayer games, I not only like the challenge, but I also like to lose so I know how to get better which would turn out exponentially better than if I just cheated. Even in singleplayer games, I want to have a challenge so I preferably cheat to make myself worse-off rather than better because most high-difficulty AI is dog-shit full of cheats like extra resources or aim-bot + knowing where you are 360º around themselves. I'd rather put myself at such a disadvantage against easy-normal AI or give myself advantages to test out methods with consistent results before facing off hard AI that cheats. - But even then, some games has some BS obstacles like this one time I played Salt & Sanctuary (2D Dark Souls) and this Kraeken Wyrm (Dragon) boss basically takes out more than half my health in one fire-breath that has this large BS area of effect damage + you can't even get behind him WHILE it is charging that attack + HE SPAMS THAT SHIT if you as much as TRY getting close to hit him. It doesn't even matter if you kit out some blacksmith gear with 100+ Fire resistance. Yeah. GG if you're melee character + ranged damage don't do shit unless you're a mage which I'm not gonna invest a crap ton of levels just to give my warrior some spells. You catch a the TINIEST whiffs of the flame breath on your whittle pinky toe and more than your health is gone. Fuck that. - Sometimes it's worth cheating because no amount of 'gitting gud' will get me past that shit unless I spend an entire day chipping his health away assuming I don't get as much as BREATHED on by that mangy slug. It's literally like an alligator WITH WINGS and BREATHES FIRE gets rabies and YOU have to beat that shit up.
Actually, having players who cheat only get matched with other cheaters is great. It really shows how their actions ruin the game, now they get to feel that.
My all time favourite punishment was in a game called "game dev tycoon" They sneakily released a different version on a torrent site knowing people would illegally download the pirated game. In that version of the game it would play as normal and when they started becoming really successful all the games would start becoming pirated and they would lose all their money and go bankrupt every single time without fail. It wasn't long before hoards of people started raging online about how shit the game was because you couldn't do anything because the piracy in the game would send them bankrupt all the time. The irony was at another level it was halarious but it really drove the point home so people could understand the frustration
The Serious Room has been and forever will be the funniest thing in the world to me. The narrator, the timing, the script, it just all flows perfectly into a soup of hilarity *chefs kiss*
Sad note: the guy who created the Konami Code, Kazuhisa Hashimoto, passed away a few weeks ago, on February 26. Even 99 lives won't last forever. Godspeed, Mr. Hashimoto: you brought hope and joy to millions.
And how did he die? Anyway, this happens, and people may that they care, but self concern always tells you to move on, it does not end well sometimes for the people that failed to move on, paying respect is important but people move on very fast
@@user-vx2fw7qe1n His family did not release details as to the cause of death, but at 61, he wasn't exactly ancient. I would suspect his passing was somewhat unexpected.
Every anti-cheating punishment should try to be like a Twilight Zone ending, the Titan Fall one is the best *looks out the left of my Titan to see a gremlin pulling at wires*
"Which is only acceptable if you end up in Hufflepuff." Or if youre trying to get into Slytherin. Because that's literally the most Slytherin-way to answer personality tests.
What about the Witcher 3’s anti-cow-farming measures? Having a Chort, a giant demonic goat, drop on your head for killing too many cows is equal parts startling and hilarious.
@@NervousYoungInhuman Exploiting fits under the definiton of cheating ;) I know a lot of people like to disagree but exploits that help you benefit from an unintended mechanic, like duping, can be considered a cheat, but exploits like sequence breaking or accessing loading triggers aren't.
@@alanrickmanfan27agirlnotab71 But aren't they opposites? Slytherin: Pure Hufflepuff: explicitly takes in everyone Slytherin: (usually) do anything to completel your mission Hufflepuff: Stay together and abandon the mission if you need to
@William Mlenar And in the books and movies we aren't obnoxiously renting about how we're the best or the smartest. We just live our life sneaking in the kitchen at night time.
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My all time favourite punishment was in a game called "game dev tycoon" They sneakily released a different version on a torrent site knowing people would illegally download the pirated game. In that version of the game it would play as normal and when they started becoming really successful all the games would start becoming pirated and they would lose all their money and go bankrupt every single time without fail. It wasn't long before hoards of people started raging online about how shit the game was because you couldn't do anything because the piracy in the game would send them bankrupt all the time. The irony was at another level it was halarious but it really drove the point home so people could understand the frustration
In Crash Bandicoot, there’s a boss fight that takes place in an arena, and you can hide in the far left corner to avoid being eaten by lions. However, if you try that trick in the N.Sane trilogy, the spectators will throw cheese at you.
I like Titanfall's anti-cheat measures. Put cheaters together and see how annoying and frustrating it is to play against each other. I'm all for cheating slightly in single player (just to avoid grinding, no God mode/one hit kill - that just ruins the game) but in online multiplayer that is just downright petty. 15:07 That commenter is just savage
Agreed, one question tho. Would be cheap using God mode in bullet hell shumps? I'm talking when a player just wants to play through the hardest level and see how the game plays out. No bragging on beating it, but just for that reason. Cause bruh, some of them joints would make even Mother Theresa and Ghandi spew a few expletives.
I think godmode is fine for single player games. I think it makes the game boring, but if someone else finds that fun than that's their prerogative. Multi-player games, you better not cheat. Not everyone else involved consented.
There is a game called A Hat in Time, where it's first DLC, Seal the Deal, introduced Death Wish, a set of optional challenges. And those challenges are super hard! Now, you can try to use console commands during Death Wish, but if you do, not only you die and have to start over a challenge again (you have infinite lives, so don't worry about that), but the Snatcher, the one hosting the challenges (and a pretty dramatic guy), *will taunt you through the command window!* "Think you can cheat me, kid?"
I've never heard about this, but that does sound like something Gears For Breakfast would do, lol. Why even cheat when you can just activate Peace and Tranquility mode anyway?
wow, i don't think i've heard a better 4th wall breaking threat like that. "not even a bug in the game will save you from me" that is absolutely awesome. whoever created Slenderman: the arrival really thought everything through.
It was cool, but it caused a two high school kids near my hometown to lure their friend into the wood and stab them 36 times before leaving them for dead in the forest with the excuse that if they did not provide a sacrifice, slenderman would come and kill them and their family. Some people really cannot take a joke.
I love how the developers of the slender: the arrival game knew of the boundary glitch and instead of fixing it, decided to punish players abusing it even though it would be pointless to abuse anyway since pages aren't found out of bounds and it would only protect you from Slender if it weren't for the devs.
it could be a catch all trigger say if the player gets stuck inside a tree or wall it detects they arent in play anymore and has to reset but because its a horror game they tossed in a lil extra scare after all Slendy never says they are cheating just that the bug wont save them
@@sommerrachelle8369 oh yeah, basically the "end credits" instantly play but instead of them being the REAL end credits it's just a sort of lecture on cheating and how it's bad
Ah the white void. This feels like a postcard from a more innocent time, when no one knew how to clean their hands and I was the odd one for rather not hugging my co-workers
In order to passively sterilise surfaces with UV, the white void should maybe be replaced by a purple void soon. Wait.. Purple. Brb, I'm gonna go buy shares in Oxtra.
Not odd at all. I never hugged my co-workers besides I really like them AND there is a real good reason. You got some really weird looks if you just run around here (Germany) hugging people.
@@lettherebedragons8885 Swedish workplaces are pretty informal. There isn't that much hugging going on tbh, but it happens. I'm a bit reluctant to social hugging in general.
Co workers are hardly people, just another cog in the system. Either they can keep relations strictly work ONLY or they can fuck off and get zero conversation at all.. work nor otherwise
To be fair Lord British wasn't murdering _you_ for cheating, he was murdering one of the programmers for putting in an easter egg without letting anyone know about it, and you just happened to teleport yourself into it instead of unlocking it in-game.
I remember Revolver Ocelot warning me about the autofire back in 1998, so I did it anyway. Weirdly, it worked, I survived. I wouldn't learn until later that I had a REALLY cheap autofire controller, and the auto inputs were slightly slower, so Ocelot had no clue. Spent years thinking it was a bluff until I retried it.
I was on the other end. I did the button mashing myself and was so good at it if I went full speed I would trigger the anti cheat despite doing the work myself. I always had to hold back. This was on original PlayStation too. Fun times
Ohh..oh Andy no, you do NOT want to be Batman. He literally has no time for himself, has to fight criminals, do research to make his weapons non-lethal AND hang around in a cave with bats. Okay that last one might be cool.
Also didnt know he had a son until 10 years later, who was raised to be an assassin. Has died several times. In some universes, he's actually a villain. And lot of othwe things.
Batman does actually tell jokes. For example in the Batman who laughs #1 regular Batman (not the one who laughs) just about Gotham having a Batman insurance policy called “dark knight returns” ok insurance puns aren’t the funniest thing ever but he does tell jokes
Or in the animated series when Lois Lane found out his identity, she accused him of lying to her and he smirks and says "well, I never said I *wasn't* Batman".
Didn't the Joker presumably died in 1 of the animated series? Batman was holding onto Harley Quinn and when the explosion happened and they assumed he died it went something like this, although it might've been a comic Harley: "PUDDIN!" Batman: "At this point he probably is"
The mythos behind Jane has grown so much that her begging for mercy from slenderman just seems like a cruel mockery of our regular frail human mortality
Tomb Raider II would instantly explode Lara Croft if you did the free weapons maneuver that was present in the first game -- one step forward, one step backward, turn in a circle three times and do a backflip. In the first game you would get all the weapons and refill your ammo to maximum for doing that. In the second one, you're rewarded with instant death.
As far as I remember, Descent 2 had something similar. The code that activated the cheat codes in Descent left you with 1 life point remaining. So it was quite similar to the game based on Doom he mentions in this video.
@@neolexiousneolexian6079 They say we never hear about the mostly forgotten fourth member of Outside Xbox (Before Outside Xtra) but that's not totally true. We here about him, they just call him slenderman.
Jane's high five gag reminds me of the one she did in another video. Jane with a big ol smile waving her arm around looking for a high five and then defeated says "no one's going to high five me". Always leave Jane hanging must be their motto.
When you cheat in Earthworm Jim, the game doesn't show the ending after beating the final boss -- instead, it sends you back to level 2 ("What the Heck?").
1. In Gradius III, there's actually a variation of the Konami code that _works:_ Just replace Left and Right with the left and right shoulder buttons (L and R). 2. In Banjo Kazooie, you can input cheats in the sand castle, and not just the ones you get from Cheato. Inputting more than one of these codes, however, will result in Gruntilda erasing your save file. (She'll give you fair warning though.) Note that you will _not_ receive this punishment for codes that open up the locations of the Stop 'N' Swop items (the eggs and the ice key).
I feel like Mike was in charge of writing this list, what with the fact that half of the funny punishments are some variation on your character going boom
I told a friend to input the Konami Code into Gradius III because "it will blow up everything on the screen." When he blew up, I continued with "everything, including yourself" (yes, I know it doesn't actually blow up everything on the screen). (Also; the ACTUAL cheat code for Gradius III is Up, up, down, down, L, R, L, R, B, A; yeah, if you use the shoulder buttons instead of the D-pad, it'll give you all the upgrades).
Also, I can't think of very many ways that he could have successfully kept the "Batcave" so secretive that don't involve either hurting or threatening the dozens of contractors he must have hired to build it.
@@tristanlammey8530 That makes sense, but my theory is that everyone already knows, and everyone already knows that everyone already knows, but no one says anything because that'd ruin Joker's fun, and then they'd come down with a slight case of comical, ironic death.
"Which is only acceptable if you're sorted into Hufflepuff." *checks the comments for the other angry Hufflepuffs* Not that we'll do anything about it, but our Slytherin friends will!!
Hi guys! I hope you're all staying safe, thank you for continuing with the videos. I'm sure you're lifting a lot of people's day, you certainly help mine!
Well, be assured that even if someone didn't enjoy the video, the wholesomeness of your comment definitely made them regain faith in humanity (me included)
Naw, thank you so much! I've a double broken ankle and am stuck at home with my leg up so I'm very grateful for the respite and lightheartedness :). Thanks again, your comment gave me a big smile!
Fun fact: The Ultima Anti-cheating thing was meant for a staff member on the team. At the time, Richard was ok with Easter eggs and hidden secrets, but he wanted to know about them. At the time, he was told that another player found this room where it pretty much had all the items. Of course, Richard was mad when he was informed of this and reset the cords to there. That’s why you get called a cheater if you go there.
The Location you teleportet to in Ultima VII was actually an room full of all the Armors Wepons and so on. It could be reached by placing a chest on the Starting position behind a tree. Later on it was taken out and Replaced with the Anti-Cheater Room.
This video jusst reminded me that, at any time now, I can go play The Stanley Parable and legitimately earn the "Go Outside" achievement. I'll have to do that tomorrow after work.
Watched this hoping Heretic was on this list. Thank you for including it. BTW, Heretic's protagonist can do something Doomguy couldn't. He could look up and down. Thank you, and goodnight.
Don't let him! If he thinks you're great, then that'd mean that he's expecting you to do great, which would mean that it's a lot easier for you to screw up and there'd be a lot more at stake if you do! If other people think you're great, then that's a real reason to feel insecure! But if he thinks you suck, then that means that he's already expecting failure, which means that you literally cannot disappoint him, because any degree of success at all is a victory! Go on! You got this! You are inferior and everything you do and say is wrong, and because of that, anything you do and say will be great! You're awful, and that's the best place to be, because it means you have all the freedom to grow for your own sake, with none of the pressure, obligation, or risk to grow for others'!
The morph ovum in Heretic deathmatch was one of the best ideas any game designer ever had. And the cool thing about it was the levels had all kinds of secret passages for chickens, so you could still escape before your best friend fried you with the phoenix rod. Also, Raven Software made Heretic and its sequels, and now it's making the hypersuccessful Call of Duty games.
Another good one is Link's Awakening where you can steal an item from the shop. If you do that though, your name gets changed to "thief" and if you go back to the shop, the shopkeeper will smite you and kill you lol.
Number 8: Doki Doki Literature Club SPOILERS If you try to download sayoris file to open a save that was deleted AFTER Sayori’s death the Monika will show up and call you a cheater. If your in act three then she'll do the same but just keep talking to you in that empty space
Technically there is someone out there being a sort of vigilante against cheaters. He makes borked hacks for counter strike, like dropping all weapons when you go through a certain spot, there's a great one that as soon as the match starts it steals control and starts team killing.
Fun fact: I'm a tall guy so I once dressed as Slenderman for Halloween and lurked in the background of as many photos as possible during the night.
were you in a homemade zentai suit and also in camden london? because i remember seeing a zentai slenderman, nearly shitting my pants, admiring the sewing job, then running away
Yeah I did that a few years ago there were a couple of brilliant pictures where I was noticed
What a Madlad
I need to see the pictures lol
Where are these such pictures
"You don't have an inferiority complex, you're just inferior" Words to live by
"You only have two faults: Everything you do, and everything you say."
Frankly, I think this is too generous. It should have been "Everything you do, and everything you *are."* It's not easy to change what you are, so if that's a problem, then you're kind of fucked.
But it's easy to change what you do and say! So if that's my only problem, then hey, thanks, game announcer! That was just the confidence boost that I needed to get off my ass and fix my stuff!
I’m a cheater, but at least I have class. I only cheat in singleplayer games. Cheating in multiplayer games isn’t just not classy, it’s also selfish and inconsiderate. Unless everyone you’re currently playing with gives you permission to cheat. I myself have been on teams that allowed cheaters to spawn some weapons in Left 4 Dead 2 for the team because it didn’t really affect the gameplay and said weapons were region locked. And no, this didn’t happen in Vs Mode. It happened in Co-Op.
@@neolexiousneolexian6079 It's easy to change some of the things you do and say. Some of it you do and say because of who you are. Changing everything you do and say is an attempt to be someone you aren't.
@@Gamer88334 Same
When I play multiplayer games, I not only like the challenge, but I also like to lose so I know how to get better which would turn out exponentially better than if I just cheated.
Even in singleplayer games, I want to have a challenge so I preferably cheat to make myself worse-off rather than better because most high-difficulty AI is dog-shit full of cheats like extra resources or aim-bot + knowing where you are 360º around themselves.
I'd rather put myself at such a disadvantage against easy-normal AI or give myself advantages to test out methods with consistent results before facing off hard AI that cheats.
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But even then, some games has some BS obstacles like this one time I played Salt & Sanctuary (2D Dark Souls) and this Kraeken Wyrm (Dragon) boss basically takes out more than half my health in one fire-breath that has this large BS area of effect damage + you can't even get behind him WHILE it is charging that attack + HE SPAMS THAT SHIT if you as much as TRY getting close to hit him. It doesn't even matter if you kit out some blacksmith gear with 100+ Fire resistance.
Yeah. GG if you're melee character + ranged damage don't do shit unless you're a mage which I'm not gonna invest a crap ton of levels just to give my warrior some spells.
You catch a the TINIEST whiffs of the flame breath on your whittle pinky toe and more than your health is gone. Fuck that.
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Sometimes it's worth cheating because no amount of 'gitting gud' will get me past that shit unless I spend an entire day chipping his health away assuming I don't get as much as BREATHED on by that mangy slug.
It's literally like an alligator WITH WINGS and BREATHES FIRE gets rabies and YOU have to beat that shit up.
That announcer is a fucking savage with insults like that.
"Who died and made him Batman? Well...I guess his parents died and made him Batman." Funny sir, very funny.
The whole rant was glorious 😂
Ha
Batman: I can’t cry to this, only because that they get into my skinsuit armor
“Happy batday, Birthman!” The Joker throws a present to Batman. It’s a coupon for two free parents, but the coupon is expired.
Laughed so hard I spat out my noodles.
Actually, having players who cheat only get matched with other cheaters is great. It really shows how their actions ruin the game, now they get to feel that.
Yea. It's something that in some rare circumstances might actually get someone somewhere to stop cheating. Also it's just funny for us non cheaters :P
Fall Guys did this concept too
I wouldn't mind. It is just playing on hard mode.
That or they actually enjoy the cheater game mode... which is still a win anyway.
Fall guys did this concept but it later got removed because it actually encouraged cheating. Some people out there just find that fun.
" you don't have an inferiority complex, you're just inferior"
Amazing lmao
My all time favourite punishment was in a game called "game dev tycoon"
They sneakily released a different version on a torrent site knowing people would illegally download the pirated game.
In that version of the game it would play as normal and when they started becoming really successful all the games would start becoming pirated and they would lose all their money and go bankrupt every single time without fail.
It wasn't long before hoards of people started raging online about how shit the game was because you couldn't do anything because the piracy in the game would send them bankrupt all the time.
The irony was at another level it was halarious but it really drove the point home so people could understand the frustration
@@tyj3211 umm... did you copy this? Because there is the exact same thing just below. And this is completely unrelated.
@Rhianna Dent lol same
@Yess7895 Last name he pirated the comment.. LOL
huh you know what that line actually helps me realize that's true in my life
The Serious Room has been and forever will be the funniest thing in the world to me. The narrator, the timing, the script, it just all flows perfectly into a soup of hilarity *chefs kiss*
Just that room or the whole of the Stanley Parable?
*Serious room, go!*
@@Hellwyck The serious room itself
Mmmmmmm. Hilarity soup
What if our descendants load up our saves and the narrator let us out with an achievement “Rehabilitated”
Sad note: the guy who created the Konami Code, Kazuhisa Hashimoto, passed away a few weeks ago, on February 26.
Even 99 lives won't last forever. Godspeed, Mr. Hashimoto: you brought hope and joy to millions.
Damn you, death! How dare you take another respectable man from this world!
RIP Hashimoto.
I'll listen to the Deftones song titled with his Code in tribute.
WE LOST ANOTHER
And how did he die? Anyway, this happens, and people may that they care, but self concern always tells you to move on, it does not end well sometimes for the people that failed to move on, paying respect is important but people move on very fast
@@user-vx2fw7qe1n His family did not release details as to the cause of death, but at 61, he wasn't exactly ancient. I would suspect his passing was somewhat unexpected.
Every anti-cheating punishment should try to be like a Twilight Zone ending, the Titan Fall one is the best *looks out the left of my Titan to see a gremlin pulling at wires*
Pfft!!! That's nothing. You wanna see something REALLY scary?
Tyler Jennings What?CD-I Zelda?
@@RazorO2Productions Zelda's Quest? NO! PLEASE! ANYTHING ELSE!
Luke H Welcome to the Shadowlands, Simba.
Or having to sit next to a sweaty John Lithgow on a long flight
Andy, you forget: Batman is funny because of how serious he is. Imagine him gardening, with a sunhat and apron. As Batman.
These daisies are dying...
ALFRED, WHERE ARE MY GARDENING TOOLS?!
He would just look stupid. Not funny.
@@tyre04 That's your opinion. Humor is subjective.
Ah, a level of comedy I can approve of
@@tyre04 that's why it's funny
"Which is only acceptable if you end up in Hufflepuff."
Or if youre trying to get into Slytherin. Because that's literally the most Slytherin-way to answer personality tests.
True true
As a proud Hufflepuff, I resent that statement, and anyone who cheats is most likely a Slytherin.
Well, some folks might unintentionally read into the questions if they're Ravenclaw.
Isn't hufflepuff full off mudbloods ?
@@terreliv I am a ravenclaw and I do indeed read into the questions XD
What about the Witcher 3’s anti-cow-farming measures? Having a Chort, a giant demonic goat, drop on your head for killing too many cows is equal parts startling and hilarious.
It was funny at first, but then people just started farming the chort too... So they had to patch what it drops.
We all have to patch what we drop, sometime... 😬
Thaaaats not a cheat
@@NervousYoungInhuman Exploiting fits under the definiton of cheating ;) I know a lot of people like to disagree but exploits that help you benefit from an unintended mechanic, like duping, can be considered a cheat, but exploits like sequence breaking or accessing loading triggers aren't.
@@Slate398 K I guess I understand, but the whole " ;)" just makes you look like a absolute douche and a jackass
"Only acceptable if you end up in Hufflefuff" that sound's like something a Slytherin would say
Hey! Not funny! I am a Slytherpuff and that offends me. 🙁😠
@@alanrickmanfan27agirlnotab71 But aren't they opposites?
Slytherin: Pure
Hufflepuff: explicitly takes in everyone
Slytherin: (usually) do anything to completel your mission
Hufflepuff: Stay together and abandon the mission if you need to
@William Mlenar And in the books and movies we aren't obnoxiously renting about how we're the best or the smartest. We just live our life sneaking in the kitchen at night time.
Hi I’m a ravenclaw
@William Mlenar Yep!
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Just jumping on this to say: CLEAN YOUR DANG PHONE!
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Why not pin it?
outsidexbox Stay safe, everyone
you can tell it was pre recorded because Jane still wanted a hi-five
Remember, no licking faces!
My all time favourite punishment was in a game called "game dev tycoon"
They sneakily released a different version on a torrent site knowing people would illegally download the pirated game.
In that version of the game it would play as normal and when they started becoming really successful all the games would start becoming pirated and they would lose all their money and go bankrupt every single time without fail.
It wasn't long before hoards of people started raging online about how shit the game was because you couldn't do anything because the piracy in the game would send them bankrupt all the time.
The irony was at another level it was halarious but it really drove the point home so people could understand the frustration
That's absolutely genius
I love game devs that do that, especially because the piraters believe they're gotten away with it
Ahh, the "punished for piracy"... they have that video and entry somewhere.
What irks me is they have the nerve to talk shit about a game they played FOR FREE. They should be happy they got that far.
@@TheLiberalBoogeyman yeah
That's amazing best way I've ever heard of dealing with piracy lol
In Crash Bandicoot, there’s a boss fight that takes place in an arena, and you can hide in the far left corner to avoid being eaten by lions. However, if you try that trick in the N.Sane trilogy, the spectators will throw cheese at you.
Blimey Gromit, Look at all this cheese
Don't you get a trophy/achievement for that?
Nuuuu I'm lactose an tolerant >~
Tiny tiger crash 3?
@@Silver_wind_1987_ lack toes in taller ant
I like Titanfall's anti-cheat measures. Put cheaters together and see how annoying and frustrating it is to play against each other. I'm all for cheating slightly in single player (just to avoid grinding, no God mode/one hit kill - that just ruins the game) but in online multiplayer that is just downright petty.
15:07 That commenter is just savage
Yes but you can rebuy game)
@Stale Bagelz Yes you are. Contrary to what you think, you are fucking players over by cheating, and the devs source of income. Nice job.
Agreed, one question tho. Would be cheap using God mode in bullet hell shumps? I'm talking when a player just wants to play through the hardest level and see how the game plays out. No bragging on beating it, but just for that reason. Cause bruh, some of them joints would make even Mother Theresa and Ghandi spew a few expletives.
I just like getting a carrying capacity on Skyrim because it's ridiculous how little I can carry.
I think godmode is fine for single player games. I think it makes the game boring, but if someone else finds that fun than that's their prerogative. Multi-player games, you better not cheat. Not everyone else involved consented.
Mr. Resetti from Animal Crossing is absent from this list and that's a crime worth one million Bells.
You...You can cheat in Animal Crossing?
@@rayadawn3535 eh it's not so much cheating as turning your console off w/o saving. Or changing the date backwards iirc
@@mongmanmarkyt2897 Oh shit you right. Forgot how many times I've done that.
[Mr. Resetti theme intensifies]
I seem to remeber resetting so many times that Mr Resetti faked deleting my save.
There is a game called A Hat in Time, where it's first DLC, Seal the Deal, introduced Death Wish, a set of optional challenges. And those challenges are super hard! Now, you can try to use console commands during Death Wish, but if you do, not only you die and have to start over a challenge again (you have infinite lives, so don't worry about that), but the Snatcher, the one hosting the challenges (and a pretty dramatic guy), *will taunt you through the command window!* "Think you can cheat me, kid?"
Who uses console commands when you have mods!
This game was created by Yahtzee Croshaw 😗 no wonder
What's the reward from not cheating?
I've never heard about this, but that does sound like something Gears For Breakfast would do, lol.
Why even cheat when you can just activate Peace and Tranquility mode anyway?
@@3dDoener Same
Narrator: puts you in the serious room for 100 billion trillion years
Slenderman: *just kills you*
If you push it maybe ∞ years
Slender: cheater hey want to see me kill you
the scariest part is that Slenderman knows you're playing a game
wow, i don't think i've heard a better 4th wall breaking threat like that. "not even a bug in the game will save you from me" that is absolutely awesome. whoever created Slenderman: the arrival really thought everything through.
Slenderman or enderman? Answer: both
It was cool, but it caused a two high school kids near my hometown to lure their friend into the wood and stab them 36 times before leaving them for dead in the forest with the excuse that if they did not provide a sacrifice, slenderman would come and kill them and their family. Some people really cannot take a joke.
"Who died and made him Batman?"
"I'm sorry what?! I'm not following."
Lmaoo
That would be Bruce Wayne's parents
“You only have two faults: everything you do, and everything you say.” OOOOH BURNED
Honestly a legitimate multiplayer mode where EVERYONE has cheats on would sound like absolute chaos. I love it.
I’d actually pay to see games of that.
The Lone Outlaw paying to watch cheaters defeats the whole point. You gotta pirate it from someone else.
Corridor did a video kinda like that, its an old one though
The Lone Outlaw if you want that you should get gmod
Sounds like 2b2t, the oldest anarchy server in minecraft
Yeah it’s called gmod, try it!
I love how the developers of the slender: the arrival game knew of the boundary glitch and instead of fixing it, decided to punish players abusing it even though it would be pointless to abuse anyway since pages aren't found out of bounds and it would only protect you from Slender if it weren't for the devs.
@@luisenriquez7640 slender should say that to the cheater...ie. he puts a page out of bounds with the insult THAN scares you :D
I think that strategy was used in speedrunning
it could be a catch all trigger say if the player gets stuck inside a tree or wall it detects they arent in play anymore and has to reset but because its a horror game they tossed in a lil extra scare after all Slendy never says they are cheating just that the bug wont save them
Here's a fun idea for a punishment:
If the game notices you're using a cheating device, have the game just skip straight into the end credits.
Any% WR Achieved
Arexion5293 and then it will delete your save file but copy it just to scare players
And the end credits could be change to say the cheater sucks, and that they shouldn't play if you have to use cheats.
@@sommerrachelle8369 oh yeah, basically the "end credits" instantly play but instead of them being the REAL end credits it's just a sort of lecture on cheating and how it's bad
@@keeganlafferty1395 we need more punishments for cheaters
Ah the white void. This feels like a postcard from a more innocent time, when no one knew how to clean their hands and I was the odd one for rather not hugging my co-workers
In order to passively sterilise surfaces with UV, the white void should maybe be replaced by a purple void soon.
Wait.. Purple. Brb, I'm gonna go buy shares in Oxtra.
Not odd at all. I never hugged my co-workers besides I really like them AND there is a real good reason. You got some really weird looks if you just run around here (Germany) hugging people.
@@lettherebedragons8885 Swedish workplaces are pretty informal. There isn't that much hugging going on tbh, but it happens. I'm a bit reluctant to social hugging in general.
Co workers are hardly people, just another cog in the system. Either they can keep relations strictly work ONLY or they can fuck off and get zero conversation at all.. work nor otherwise
Do people find it weird you don't want random physical contact? Canny imagine that
To be fair Lord British wasn't murdering _you_ for cheating, he was murdering one of the programmers for putting in an easter egg without letting anyone know about it, and you just happened to teleport yourself into it instead of unlocking it in-game.
Hmmmm…….. cool
"who died and made you Batman" ? "Probably his parents" GOLD.
An all cheater match actually sounds kind of fun, though a very different game. It'd be all about twitching and mechanical reactions.
Try tf2 when discomouse and botpolice are online, ban one and you get the jokes on you I literally have 736 alt accounts speech
I remember Revolver Ocelot warning me about the autofire back in 1998, so I did it anyway. Weirdly, it worked, I survived. I wouldn't learn until later that I had a REALLY cheap autofire controller, and the auto inputs were slightly slower, so Ocelot had no clue.
Spent years thinking it was a bluff until I retried it.
Original MGS1 Ocelot in the PS1 dimension was bluffing. Twin Snakes Ocelot in the GameCube dimension very much was not.
I was on the other end.
I did the button mashing myself and was so good at it if I went full speed I would trigger the anti cheat despite doing the work myself. I always had to hold back.
This was on original PlayStation too. Fun times
09:54 I’m sure if it weren’t for the social distancing you would have got those high fives Jane.
I'd high five Jane. No virus is dangerous enough to leave a homie hanging like that.
9:04 The Oxboxtra/PSA rivalry continues...
Any proper rivalry such as this needs its “ultras” section of fans... where did i leave that stone island jacket lol
The irony of saying “We’re PlayStation Access” then cutting to a Metal Gear Solid clip.
Ohh..oh Andy no, you do NOT want to be Batman. He literally has no time for himself, has to fight criminals, do research to make his weapons non-lethal AND hang around in a cave with bats. Okay that last one might be cool.
Also didnt know he had a son until 10 years later, who was raised to be an assassin. Has died several times. In some universes, he's actually a villain. And lot of othwe things.
@@littlearies3862 Yeah, The Red Hood I believe.
@@langdon7x His biological son is Damien Wayne (gosh i hope I spelt thay right. Lol) 🙃
He's afraid of bats lol, and bats usually die by falling into their own droppings, so it'd dmeel revolting.
You wouldn't want to be in a cave of bats. One caused a pandemic.
Fun fact: when attempting to activate cheats in Stanley Parable, the console will display "Why????"
“Which is only acceptable if you end up in Hufflepuff”
*inhales*
you *WHAT*
Me am is Hufflepuff
frankly I don't care what Hogwarts house I'd end up in, after all that doesn't change the kind of person I FEEL I am
I was eating and stopped mid-bit to go back and listen to what he said again and my face was 😲. I have never felt so attacked.
Batman does actually tell jokes. For example in the Batman who laughs #1 regular Batman (not the one who laughs) just about Gotham having a Batman insurance policy called “dark knight returns” ok insurance puns aren’t the funniest thing ever but he does tell jokes
Or in the animated series when Lois Lane found out his identity, she accused him of lying to her and he smirks and says "well, I never said I *wasn't* Batman".
@@BJGvideos That's Bruce Wayne, though, doesn't count.
FerreTrip yeah why would Bruce Wayne speak for Batman?
@@amfram right like why would someone who's clearly not Batman speak for Batman?
Didn't the Joker presumably died in 1 of the animated series? Batman was holding onto Harley Quinn and when the explosion happened and they assumed he died it went something like this, although it might've been a comic
Harley: "PUDDIN!"
Batman: "At this point he probably is"
The mythos behind Jane has grown so much that her begging for mercy from slenderman just seems like a cruel mockery of our regular frail human mortality
It's a ploy to try to fool us into thinking she's a mere mortal. Don't fall for it!
No Jane, no high fives, we're social distancing remember.
It's like keeping Malaria mosquitoes in a jar only to let it out if someone greets you. ;D
I would risk it for her
lonewhitewolf1 same.
lonewhitewolf1 sounds kinda like a simp
@@mootwo_ agreed
"Did I say the most fun? I meant the most terrifying."
It's OK, Jane. You can be honest with us. We know what you really like....
There is absolutely nothing wrong with being in Hufflepuff!
There is absolutely everything wrong with being a hufflepuff
Hufflepuffs assemble!!
OK.... Ima griffin door
What about slitherin
Sorry I know nothing about harry potter
Tomb Raider II would instantly explode Lara Croft if you did the free weapons maneuver that was present in the first game -- one step forward, one step backward, turn in a circle three times and do a backflip.
In the first game you would get all the weapons and refill your ammo to maximum for doing that. In the second one, you're rewarded with instant death.
I just did that in real life and got free weapons...but the free weapon was an armed grenade, so I exploded.
As far as I remember, Descent 2 had something similar. The code that activated the cheat codes in Descent left you with 1 life point remaining. So it was quite similar to the game based on Doom he mentions in this video.
14:14
Mike, the phrase you're looking for is: "If you're not cheating, you're not trying"- Eddie Guerrero
I think you mean Cheaters Never Win
Andy Farrant: "Batman doesn't even tell jokes or anything like that."
Adam West: "What am I, chopped liver?"
For anyone looking:
The game at 14:30 is Anno 1800
The price for cheating in skyrim is just infinite crashes, then again, that happens without cheats
The price for cheating is whatever the Creation Club charges. But the real price you pay with is your dignity…
I'm pretty sure Slenderman would've never mess with you, Jane.
"Slenderman" was once a normal guy, until he got on Jane's bad side.
@@neolexiousneolexian6079 They say we never hear about the mostly forgotten fourth member of Outside Xbox (Before Outside Xtra) but that's not totally true. We here about him, they just call him slenderman.
@@myrojyn his name used to be Charlie "Chuck" Cunningham
even if he did, she'd just come back stronger....again.
Jane's high five gag reminds me of the one she did in another video. Jane with a big ol smile waving her arm around looking for a high five and then defeated says "no one's going to high five me". Always leave Jane hanging must be their motto.
Doomguy on a LARPing weekend is the perfect description of Heretic lol
When you cheat in Earthworm Jim, the game doesn't show the ending after beating the final boss -- instead, it sends you back to level 2 ("What the Heck?").
1. In Gradius III, there's actually a variation of the Konami code that _works:_ Just replace Left and Right with the left and right shoulder buttons (L and R).
2. In Banjo Kazooie, you can input cheats in the sand castle, and not just the ones you get from Cheato. Inputting more than one of these codes, however, will result in Gruntilda erasing your save file. (She'll give you fair warning though.) Note that you will _not_ receive this punishment for codes that open up the locations of the Stop 'N' Swop items (the eggs and the ice key).
I feel like Mike was in charge of writing this list, what with the fact that half of the funny punishments are some variation on your character going boom
“If anyone asks we’re PlayStationaccess”
This is cause crossplay is more of a thing isn’t it?
The war has begun let it be said outside Xbox fired the first shot
What are they gonna do? Have a Tea Off?
figureLP09 we shall replace the oceans with Tea 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
Ritro no we Americans tried that in the 1700s and honestly it’s not worth the effort the tea tastes terrible
Trenton Newman you don’t deserve representation
Jane totally deserved high fives for that joke, but, social distancing...
We should just buy prosthetic arms & high-five that way. ;D
*holds up mannequin hand* yeah! ;D
(My iPad hates me so I can’t edit this comment please help)
I told a friend to input the Konami Code into Gradius III because "it will blow up everything on the screen."
When he blew up, I continued with "everything, including yourself" (yes, I know it doesn't actually blow up everything on the screen).
(Also; the ACTUAL cheat code for Gradius III is Up, up, down, down, L, R, L, R, B, A; yeah, if you use the shoulder buttons instead of the D-pad, it'll give you all the upgrades).
The serious room feels like being called to the principal’s office XD
Mike talking about BTS made me confused in a way I didn't know I could be confused.
same, i was not expecting it
Same....and what's wrong with J-hope🥺💜😭😭😭😭
I was suprised but happy they made that reference😁💜
I laughed out loud at Revolver talks a lot. High Five Jane!
Wow. You guys remembered Heretic. I'm impressed.
Also, you guys made me remember Heretic. I'm disappointed.
15:43 “You only have two faults: Everything you do, and everything you say.” GodDAMN that’s brutal.
11:02 It's also possible to button mash fast enough for real that it *thinks* you're cheating and using autofire.
What about when Sans says "You're just a dirty hacker, aren't you?" When you try to cheat in Undertale?
Astro! How about a game that ISN’T undertale for once?
@@gwelch399 nobody really talks about undertale that much anymore, plus it wasn't mentioned once in this video
*You're
I wouldn't say that's a punishment. That was more of an error message that assumed you hacked, since that was more likely than an unknown ending.
lol.
Yep, hit the nail on the head there Andy, it’s cause he’s rich. ‘It’s frankly elitist, these vigilante running round, using gadgets, posing on roofs.
Also, I can't think of very many ways that he could have successfully kept the "Batcave" so secretive that don't involve either hurting or threatening the dozens of contractors he must have hired to build it.
@@neolexiousneolexian6079 ...either that or he forced Alfred to dig it all by himself, in which case Alfred probably has a really good labor lawsuit.
Honestly, I'm just surprised no one's figured out his identify. Even without complicated comic book logic, it's super easy.
@@mavendeo Gotham courts are very quick with NDAs and super injunctions.
@@tristanlammey8530
That makes sense, but my theory is that everyone already knows, and everyone already knows that everyone already knows, but no one says anything because that'd ruin Joker's fun, and then they'd come down with a slight case of comical, ironic death.
Pathelogic 2
"Oh you died? Let me make it harder for you too live the next go around"
That's not an anti-cheat that's just a punishment for being bad at the game
That BTS joke was so unexpected! LMAO!! P.S There is no wrong answer to that question....
KirstenFury Lover yeah that’s true they’re all amazing and they will attack your heart💜
They will attack your heart whilst the fanbase attacks your socials
"If anyone asks, we're Playstation Access".
[Immediately cuts to Metal Gear Solid piece]
I see what you did there, OX. Well played.
WHERE'S THE TALLY
Hello, you've caught me impersonating Rob Pearson.
I’m loving the many access and outside cross overs recently.
"No high fives?" - "Correct, no high fives, no shaking hands, no kissing! READ THE NEWS COME ON!"
What? No Legend of Zelda Link's Awakening? How could you be such a THIEF as to rob me of that pleasure?
I hope you didn't STEAL that joke! ⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡
"Which is only acceptable if you're sorted into Hufflepuff."
*checks the comments for the other angry Hufflepuffs*
Not that we'll do anything about it, but our Slytherin friends will!!
Who i gotta fite?
As a slytherin, I agree
Seriously though is it just normal for hufflepuffs and slytherins to get along so well. My best friend and boyfriend are both slytherin
No Slytherin would befriend a Hufflepuff
8:05 - I have never seen a perspective like that! I find myself tilting my head as I'm watching!
Honestly, thank you Andy for inventing the "talking over spoiled game logos" bit. Gets me every time.
1:29 “ it’s only cheating if you end up in hufflepuff “
Me: hufflepuffers forever
Go hufflepuffs
Alexis Lendt husslepuff where all the black wizards go
Lmao, huffllepuff sucks, get yourself a brain. GO RAVENCLAW!
let them think what they will it only gets us into better positions
@XXXSlymac XXX You seem tense. Maybe you'll feel better after a chip butty.
Hi guys! I hope you're all staying safe, thank you for continuing with the videos. I'm sure you're lifting a lot of people's day, you certainly help mine!
Well, be assured that even if someone didn't enjoy the video, the wholesomeness of your comment definitely made them regain faith in humanity (me included)
Naw, thank you so much! I've a double broken ankle and am stuck at home with my leg up so I'm very grateful for the respite and lightheartedness :).
Thanks again, your comment gave me a big smile!
@@ltamha I'm happy I could give back the smile you gave me. Hope you get well soon!
@LTrain 45 yes, yes I am. I think my channel name gives that away if nothing else ;)
@@humannomore7759 bless you, stay awesome!
Fun fact: The Ultima Anti-cheating thing was meant for a staff member on the team. At the time, Richard was ok with Easter eggs and hidden secrets, but he wanted to know about them. At the time, he was told that another player found this room where it pretty much had all the items. Of course, Richard was mad when he was informed of this and reset the cords to there. That’s why you get called a cheater if you go there.
The Location you teleportet to in Ultima VII was actually an room full of all the Armors Wepons and so on.
It could be reached by placing a chest on the Starting position behind a tree.
Later on it was taken out and Replaced with the Anti-Cheater Room.
How about in Animal Crossing if you try to reset to get better results, Resetti would pop out of the ground and yell at you for half an hour?
Cheaters never prosper... except when they do... then you end up with CEO's cheating their own pay to include a bonus.
Is it cheating from Andy that the endcard he points to as "Show of the Weekend" is actually the latest Oxventure (on oxbox as it happens)?
This video jusst reminded me that, at any time now, I can go play The Stanley Parable and legitimately earn the "Go Outside" achievement. I'll have to do that tomorrow after work.
3:16 I was wondering why I keep thinking of my first ex whenever I play Slenderman
12:11 and now in titanfall 2 there is a Titan core that can do that.
Yeah, but in Titanfall 1 you could choose the smart-gun as part of your loadout instead of a streak reward.
@@brennanruiz1803 I T W A S H E L L
Titanfall Series will never die
Jane: "More like revolver talks a lot. High fives...?"
Me: *High fives*
Also Me: Why doesn't my screen work anymore?
I have a touch screen... I assume this means jane can feel my high fiving.
@@MichaelVine92 in that case...
*unzips*
@@enigmax79 uhh wait what.
RuneScape where bots were punished by brutal hellish murder the exact method of which is chosen by your peers
Watched this hoping Heretic was on this list. Thank you for including it. BTW, Heretic's protagonist can do something Doomguy couldn't. He could look up and down. Thank you, and goodnight.
"Pretty much time to work out with which BTS member I belong with"
I'm dead-
Poor Jhope :(
I gave you a high-five, Jane.
Also that wave race guy made me feel insecure and depressed
Don't let him! If he thinks you're great, then that'd mean that he's expecting you to do great, which would mean that it's a lot easier for you to screw up and there'd be a lot more at stake if you do! If other people think you're great, then that's a real reason to feel insecure!
But if he thinks you suck, then that means that he's already expecting failure, which means that you literally cannot disappoint him, because any degree of success at all is a victory! Go on! You got this! You are inferior and everything you do and say is wrong, and because of that, anything you do and say will be great!
You're awful, and that's the best place to be, because it means you have all the freedom to grow for your own sake, with none of the pressure, obligation, or risk to grow for others'!
The spoiler talk-over was the most genius idea this channel ever thought of since the founding of this channel.
The morph ovum in Heretic deathmatch was one of the best ideas any game designer ever had. And the cool thing about it was the levels had all kinds of secret passages for chickens, so you could still escape before your best friend fried you with the phoenix rod. Also, Raven Software made Heretic and its sequels, and now it's making the hypersuccessful Call of Duty games.
I lost it with "the wimbledom of aimbots"
Another good one is Link's Awakening where you can steal an item from the shop. If you do that though, your name gets changed to "thief" and if you go back to the shop, the shopkeeper will smite you and kill you lol.
The war with Playstation Access is so on!!
“Revolver Talksalot” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
9:10 That's just punishing the player for overcoming bad game design.
I love the beginning where Andy is trying to argue why he should be Batman, I've rewatched this video just for that
I love that little message
“Not even a bug in this game will save you from me”
If anybody asks we're playstation access😂. Man i love both of the channels, we need more collabs please!!
Number 8: Doki Doki Literature Club SPOILERS
If you try to download sayoris file to open a save that was deleted AFTER Sayori’s death the Monika will show up and call you a cheater. If your in act three then she'll do the same but just keep talking to you in that empty space
Do you have by any chance a link to footage of this moment ?
Hearing Mike disrespect Hoseok like that made me literally gasp, I totally think Mike-Hope could happen
Right? What's wrong with Hobi?
Yeah i was like "Bruh don't be like that to Hobi, he needs more love and affection"
Technically there is someone out there being a sort of vigilante against cheaters. He makes borked hacks for counter strike, like dropping all weapons when you go through a certain spot, there's a great one that as soon as the match starts it steals control and starts team killing.
How titanfall handled cheaters was absolutely ingenious lol all online games need that function