I was worried that the light up fetus wouldn’t be part of this list. One of my best friends has it and it creeps me out, but it’s his prized possession.
Pretty much, yeah. It's a game people tend to overthink when Kojima just enjoys making really weird games because people have, and will continue to, pay him to do so. Death Stranding is legit just an excuse for him to either put his friends in a video game (Junji Ito and Del Toro) or make friends with movie people so he can do what he actually wants to do (which is make movies).
Clicks on video says to self: "how awkward can gaming memorabilia really be" First on the list; naked pregnant horror statue. Previous statement retracted
What about the PS4 Collector's Edition for Inside that came with a silicone model of The Human Blob from the end of the game made by sex mannequin company Realdoll? How did this not make the list?
Switching out the Mortal Kombat bookends for the Dead Island Riptide: Zombie Bait Edition bikini torso would have been a better choice. Those bookends are surprisingly muted compared to what a game series like MK could have done.
Ya tbh the MK one isn't terrible whatsoever, I'm one of those die hard MK fans, and while I don't have this, I wouldn't mind owning it. I'd have to start reading again however for it to have any relevance in my life.
i mean, i find them pretty fine looking and i dont think they should even be on the list. If someone saw that on your shelf, they would probably think "oh they are just characters from some bloody videogame". With the others though, the naked woman with a glow in the dark fetus from fear 3, the fuckin baby from death stranding, the re7 finger that looks like a dildo, most of the others on this list, out of context they legit look very weird and not something someone would relate to a videogame
I am so pleased to admit that I actually sold the Death Stranding one as part of my job and it totally wasn't the strangest thing ever when they came to pick it up and we're like "cool, thanks for my creepy baby! I can't wait to show this to all my friends at out launch party!" Truly the best part of working in games retail. They always come up with some new nightmare fuel.
My name is Tony, I do work with whiz-bang gizmos that may or may not involve reactors and exoskeletons, and I do rather have a weakness for redheads. Can't quite manage the goatee, though.
"It's definitely something you can put on your coffee table to have admiring visitors ask 'What's with the weird baby on your coffee table?"' ...much like a real baby.
@@FranciscoTChavez Well I guess. Seems like the main purpose of having children for many people is shoving them and pictures in everyone's faces... So maybe if it's an IVF one? Those things are REALLY expensive, I can _kinda_ see how _someone_ out there probably wouldn't want it going to waste. Maybe stick a game-achievement-popup like sticker on it, saying _'Achievement unlocked: 86% Completion'_
Guys, I figured out Death Stranding. Hideo Kajima just walked into the studio and said, "I had the weirdest dream last night", and then the other devs said "Well, we don't have any better ideas. Let's hear it."
That might also explain some of the enemies Solid Snake had to deal with. An actual wolf trying to snipe Hideo in a dream A spider screeching about fear while Hideo is literally caught in his web (thanks tangled blankets) A mantis that responds perfectly to all of Kojima's moves like a mirror because he's perfectly psychic, then tells Hideo to use the controller instead of the dance dance revolution platform A duck that pops his head up and down from the grass while three dogs fly about. Anytime one or more of the dogs are hit, the duck laughs.
I actually have the bookends and have proudly displayed them since 2011! My wife even likes them. I currently use them as ends to my junji ito collection. To a horror/MK fan, they're great!
weirdest collector's edition item I've ever seen is back when NES was a thing, Nintendo bundled a BDSM paddle designed to look like a controller with the system for a $100
Richard Garriot has done some odd things over his career. Back when his game of the week was Tabula Rasa he did the space tourist thing and spent time on the ISS. Because I was the first to decrypt a message he held up from the crew capsule I got a mission patch signed by the station's crew. It's one of maybe three or four game thingies I still have.
I'm not gonna lie: I think the weirdest thing I got in a collector's edition of something was some girl's underwear in an anime box set. At least, my mother thought it was hilarious for some reason.
I'm so sorry but I agree with your mother that IS hilarious and very impractical. Like if you're a guy you can't really use them, and if you're a girl they might not even be in your size.
I *wish* I could say this surprised or shocked me, but it doesn’t. This is clearly something *straight* out of Japan, where you can buy used panties in vending machines. No joke.
Describing Death stranding: Norman Reedus with a fetus, testing their Adidas As the Pony Express'd in Apocalyptically regressed America. Directed by Kojima. *DONE*
yeah the FEAR series was one of the first i got on 360...now i have them all: FEAR, Fear: Files (expansion packs of FEAR), FEAR 2, and F3AR. the early games were much more scary (for the time anyway) and were good at making you feel like you were in a indy horror...or japanese horror...it didn't focus on graphics...just game play. FEAR 2 was still semi-scary but the graphics were better...there was certainly a greater supernatural threat level in FEAR 2. F3AR almost completley abandoned horror...focused mostly on the shooter aspect. i still think it's a great trilogy though...it does well and trying to make you think this Alma is the villain when really she is the victim (similar to certain Japanese horror films)
From experience, the Love Is Over edition of Catherine can be summed up as follows Audio CD of the game's soundtrack - perfectly normal T-shirt of the game's health bar - pretty normal, even if most people mistake it for a Zelda tee Polka dot boxer shorts - ...wait, what? A pillow with Catherine posing on it - ...oh look, there's the "mood killer", "deal breaker" and "red flag"
@@rawkslyde2532 Honestly, probably the same as well. UA-cam gave me three months free of Premium, which ends in a few days, but wow...I have enjoyed only having to deal with the sponsorships of UA-camrs, instead of both that, and ads all over the place, especially as I like to watch video essays and longer forms of content. Go ahead and take my money, UA-cam, and take a slow clap while at it. You've won me over.
7:54 "...someone had an accident and set fire to a sensitive portion of their anatomy." Me: So, a very sensitive finger? My subconsciousness: No, it's a d**k.
The trick is to put the glow in the dark pregnant atrocity in between the Mortal Kombat bookends so Scorpion is impaling both Sub-Zero and a horror fetus in one go.
How did y'all forget the Dead Island: Riptide's Bloody Torso?!!? Literally just a rubbery, bloody, scandily clad female torso that is just neck to belly button and no limbs. Deserved more than a slight mention
"Deserved more than a slight mention". Seems to indicate I watched the video and took note that it had only a mention at the end of the video. And the torso fits multiple categories of bizarre so I think it can be in a couple videos.
"Singing Andrew"-- my initial impression was that someone made a Collectible Edition based on Andy's propensity for fear singing while playing a horror game. An animatronic Corazon that sits on the table and nervously belts out a relevantly spooky sea chanty, perhaps?
One thing i learned about the Special Editions is that most of the items look cool but are shit quality. I bought 3 in my life, the COD Modern Warfare 2 with the Nightvision that you can't see shit, the Skyrim with Alduin which look cool but made of cheap plastic and the Elder Scrolls Online with Molag Bal also cheap plastic and his mace fell off.
Why do I get the feeling that Jane has multiple figures and statues of naked pregnant women with glow in the dark wombs, even before the special edition of FEAR.
Dead Rising 2 had a rather quirky collectors edition, Zombrex Edition as it was called. Wherein you had the game case, styled like a pillbox, and a pen shaped like a syringe full of the fictional anti-zombifying drug Zombrex. Perhaps not the most morbid collectors item, but that probably would raise some eyebrows to have what appears to be a syringe full of an unknown blue fluid lying on your desk or coffee table.
Remember that great episode of Fraiser where he gets gifted a gross visceral collectors edition and has to pretend he likes it but doesn’t really and a whole bunch of antics transpire before he comes to realise that the gift of an awful naked monster from a friend is worth far more than good taste.. but then it never appears in another episode so he probably binned it... *jazz music*
Just do what the rest of do when our Dark Queen requests an offering. Handkerchief + Chloroform + Mike + Sacrificial knife = Goblet of Chilli sauce for Jane
don't forget about how catherine's special edition had a pizza box and underwear not really "disturbing" like the rest of the entries, but more questionable in the sense of "why did you spend so much on a pizza box and underwear?"
The people who pre-ordered the collector's edition of Doom 2016 got a 12 inch Revenant statue as it's depicted in the game, a very tall skeleton smeared with gore equipped with twin rocket launchers.
Back in the 80s rocker band KISS donated blood to Marvel comics who then mixed it into their vat of red ink and printed a KISS vs. Dr. Doom comic. The first comic ever printed in blood.
Thinking about the "showing this to a date" test for gaming accoutrements, and I've realized that I've been either very fortunate or have dated/married several sociopaths. The only one anyone would have commented on was the locker...
@@johnheuslerjr9623There is an Quiet action figure with soft breats for you press, is not an collector edition, just and action figure and personally i like it (' _ ').
Bought the Death Stranding Collectors edition a couple weeks ago. Showed my family the BB statue and my sister’s friend was in tears over how horrifying it looked. I love it especially since it lights up and can horrify my family even more. 10/10 would scare family with it again.
What about the (and I can't even type this without laughing) panty screen cleaning cloth you get with the "gal gun double peace: Mr Happiness edition" I remembered seeing once and had to force myself to look it up to tell you
Oh no that baby in a jar reminds me of the conjoined twins in a jar that used to be in my local natural history museum. They removed them a couple of years ago, but not before haunting the nightmares of every milennial and pre-milennial whose parentes thought that museum was a chill family activity.
I love how casual Jane talks about stuff and then out of nowhere implies something really terrible, like making Chilli with human blood. And she acts like it's no big deal and completely normal. I love you guys
And yet, having a lovely statuette celebrating the wonder of childbirth is a "red flag" (complete with finger quotes for emphasis.) Her values are weird.
Really missed the mark with two of these: no one is going to be weirded out by a NBA2K mini locker or Mortal Kombat bookends. Not to mention that Mortal Kombat is popular enough that 90% of people under the age of 50 would recognize scorpion. Just imagine thinking bookends are worse than an enormous plastic baby in a jar.
Saints Row the 3rd was the worst in the series...it hardly deserves to be acknowledged...at least one and two felt like two halves of the same story...they felt like Guardians of the Galaxy Part 1 and Part 2...there was links and connections...SR the 3rd was stupid and had no links to anything...it just went off on a tangent of big heads, goofy bullshit and illogical crap.
There is something deeply unsettling about Jane suggesting having a cozy moment with a 2011 date. Thanks for continuing to make these videos. They have been shown to anecdotally cure the Coronavirus. You are the true heroes here. Edit: WOW this video is way spicier than your usual stuff. I must say I approve.
mechaguess Oh no it has nothing to do with her age, just that I worry she was luring them back to her lair to eat them whole or something. I’ve actually been watching them since about 2011 😊
I had the book ends and they are actually very cool and detailed. Way better than anything else on this list. And the book ends are actually meant to be used for your games so you can display them up right on the shelf with s certain flare.
After 9 years I now know that the FEAR 3 figure glows in the dark! The more you know. Also, yes, I have that figure. I don't know why because I haven't even installed the game or played it even once. Might be because at the time collector's editions were still pretty rare store shelf products here and I probably figured out that buying it was special. Oh well, I think it cost a total of 20 bucks when I bought it.
Duke Nukem Forever - Balls of Steel Edition. I don’t know what’s harder to explain: the colorless bust of a random dude in shades, the name of the package, or the fact you waited 12 years for that game.
And it wasn't even a Duke Nukem game. It was some other FPS with a Duke Nukem coat of paint. Feels nothing like any of the previous four games in the franchise, and considering three of those were platformers, the fact that Duke 3D still managed to feel like it belonged was pretty impressive.
"You bring home a date..."
Gonna stop you there, Jane. Already unrealistic.
IKR If i brought a girl home why the hell would she be awake in the first place
@@yahiaaymankamaly3518 *_hold up_*
@@yahiaaymankamaly3518 I mean a heart beat is a plus but not needed.
@@sopcannon Don't forget to bring a heater!
Sea salt helps prevent decomposition.
Just try to keep the humidity down while you're at it
Fun Fact: "Naked Pregnant Horror Statue" can be sung to the TMNT theme song.
Thanks, now it's stuck in my head
Also to the Power Rangers and Duck Tales theme songs
I don't know whether to thank you or hate you
Followed by "glowing fetus in a womb, psychic power!"
Anyone who feels like doing the verses should go ahead now that we've got the chorus.
What have you done!? Lmfaooo
"When Norman Reedus and Hideo Kojima love each other very much..."
Gold.
Remember he was in the silent hill pt game demo?? If they release that now it will be GOLDEN
I was worried that the light up fetus wouldn’t be part of this list. One of my best friends has it and it creeps me out, but it’s his prized possession.
See now what you do is never go to his house ever again.
R.J. Penfold Made SO much easier by a global pandemic, lemme tell ya
How did you meet him, again?
@@thequietkid4887 At the foetus memorabilia shop, perhaps?
"death stranding isn't an easy game to sum up"
Jane: proceeds to sum it up perfectly
Norman reedus and the UPS fetus
i would like but the like count is at 69 so *nice*
Pretty much, yeah.
It's a game people tend to overthink when Kojima just enjoys making really weird games because people have, and will continue to, pay him to do so. Death Stranding is legit just an excuse for him to either put his friends in a video game (Junji Ito and Del Toro) or make friends with movie people so he can do what he actually wants to do (which is make movies).
@@moonkingdomify Um, believe that if you want, but you're wrong.
Clicks on video says to self: "how awkward can gaming memorabilia really be"
First on the list; naked pregnant horror statue.
Previous statement retracted
"It can't be that bad"
"............I stand corrected"
JabRok they missed one the torso from dead island riptide
More like contractioned
@@Twiggymaster666 they bring it up plus it's the most talked about one
What about the PS4 Collector's Edition for Inside that came with a silicone model of The Human Blob from the end of the game made by sex mannequin company Realdoll?
How did this not make the list?
"I can be off putting at parties for free" yeah same Andy, same
Insame.
Ya Andy's so proud of it it's on his resume. "Voted most like to be 'that guy' at any given party."
Switching out the Mortal Kombat bookends for the Dead Island Riptide: Zombie Bait Edition bikini torso would have been a better choice. Those bookends are surprisingly muted compared to what a game series like MK could have done.
Matthew Boettcher that lovely not at all creepy torso has already been in a similar list video
Even MK knows where to draw the line on violent collectables.
Andy: Don't google it.
Me: Googles it.
Also me: Regrets everything.
You mean the one at the end that Andy specifically acknowledges and said they intentionally left out? :-P
Ya tbh the MK one isn't terrible whatsoever, I'm one of those die hard MK fans, and while I don't have this, I wouldn't mind owning it. I'd have to start reading again however for it to have any relevance in my life.
A thing everyone wants: pet turret from Portal one and two. Those things are adorable
Jane thinking I might be able to bring a date home is the most encouraging thing I've heard since the quarantine started.
Ah yes the virus the government made up 😂
Is it just me or are the bookends actually really cool?
For a Mortal kombat fan that like reading, I'd say they would be
i mean, i find them pretty fine looking and i dont think they should even be on the list. If someone saw that on your shelf, they would probably think "oh they are just characters from some bloody videogame". With the others though, the naked woman with a glow in the dark fetus from fear 3, the fuckin baby from death stranding, the re7 finger that looks like a dildo, most of the others on this list, out of context they legit look very weird and not something someone would relate to a videogame
@@BillyFrost1865 yeah the mk one isnt odd plus even if you dont wanna have the books you could just put them right next to eachother
clayton tilley exactly I would actually want to buy them
@@RodentSpawn You could use them for your movie collection or your video game collection instead of books...
I am so pleased to admit that I actually sold the Death Stranding one as part of my job and it totally wasn't the strangest thing ever when they came to pick it up and we're like "cool, thanks for my creepy baby! I can't wait to show this to all my friends at out launch party!"
Truly the best part of working in games retail. They always come up with some new nightmare fuel.
" you bring home a date"
Oh, we're using fake scenarios?
Then I'm spider-man.
I'm Batman.
Hey Pete, dinner at May's tomorrow, or are you busy as usual?
My name is Tony, I do work with whiz-bang gizmos that may or may not involve reactors and exoskeletons, and I do rather have a weakness for redheads.
Can't quite manage the goatee, though.
I'm Cloud Strife with Tifa Lockhart as my girlfriend.
No one can be myself like I can
For this job I'm the best man.
I am the one and only, can't take this away from me.
"You know, books..they're like video games, but the graphics suck!"
Don't take it out on books just because your brain's GPU is shit.
*Z I N G.*
That burn tho
Growing up a lot of my classmates hated reading. Books are definitely underrated
Haha, NOICE!
Realest comment on youtube
"It's definitely something you can put on your coffee table to have admiring visitors ask 'What's with the weird baby on your coffee table?"'
...much like a real baby.
I know this is a really, really, REALLY f****g horrible thing to say, but you could tell them that it was a miscarriage.
@@FranciscoTChavez Well I guess. Seems like the main purpose of having children for many people is shoving them and pictures in everyone's faces... So maybe if it's an IVF one? Those things are REALLY expensive, I can _kinda_ see how _someone_ out there probably wouldn't want it going to waste.
Maybe stick a game-achievement-popup like sticker on it, saying _'Achievement unlocked: 86% Completion'_
“When Norman Reedus and Hideo Kojima love each other very much...”
First he would pull out his d-- [bleeeep!]
They make a baby
This. Was. So. Poignant.
@@chrismanuel9768 If I had to explain it to a kid, the jar would be the most difficult part
I read this
Right where they said it
"Bloody flesh cylinder" is somehow both terrifying, and a strangely generic way of saying "severed finger". I love it.
Guys, I figured out Death Stranding. Hideo Kajima just walked into the studio and said, "I had the weirdest dream last night", and then the other devs said "Well, we don't have any better ideas. Let's hear it."
That might also explain some of the enemies Solid Snake had to deal with.
An actual wolf trying to snipe Hideo in a dream
A spider screeching about fear while Hideo is literally caught in his web (thanks tangled blankets)
A mantis that responds perfectly to all of Kojima's moves like a mirror because he's perfectly psychic, then tells Hideo to use the controller instead of the dance dance revolution platform
A duck that pops his head up and down from the grass while three dogs fly about. Anytime one or more of the dogs are hit, the duck laughs.
I actually have the bookends and have proudly displayed them since 2011! My wife even likes them. I currently use them as ends to my junji ito collection. To a horror/MK fan, they're great!
I had the bookends as well when I pre-ordered it for the PS3 and I loved them. Didn't have any books though unfortunately....
@@DIESEL0725
Use them for games or movies on a shelf
@@kyleguajardo I gave them to my nephews because they broke them.
I'm amazed that the gaming industry thought collectors editions based around unborn children would be a good idea... Twice.
To be fair I bet it didn't hurt Death Stranding sales at all. I'm shocked they missed the opportunity for a special edition Monster canteen though.
Gamers are incredibly weird
It was in the sense we are even still talking about it. Publicity baby.
That said I think the Fear 3 thing hurt it's reception lol... I still haven't played it, tho plan too at some point.
If I had a nickel for every time a gaming company made fetus merch, I’d have two nickels. It isn’t much, but still weird that it happened twice.
More of the Oxbox and Oxtra crew describing Death Stranding please.
"THIS IS THE QUALITY CONTENT I SUBSCRIBED FOR." 👍😀
That and Ellen's puns obviously.
@@bilbo_t_baggins2762 of course, we can't do without our dose of Ellen punnage. 😀
"Naked pregnant ghoul woman"
Can't top that.
"unborn fetus baby in a jar"
Nevermind.
Unborn fetus baby manages to be both redundant and oxymoronic
Why not both?
@@phreakinpher my bad
@@jamaalsmith5207 No worries, just a joke, not intended to be at your expense.
But what about the dead island riptide collectors edition with the decapitated torso of a woman in a bikini?
The condom from Infamous: Second Son. Imagine pulling that from your wallet after a third date.
"Why is it glowing?"
"Uh...It came like that?"
That was featured in the original video
Well you could roleplay as a magically enhanced mage.
Nothing odd about glow in the dark condoms, you can find them in vending machines located in restrooms at certain types of establishments.
@@FinallyAlone Hey, everyone, look! I found the person behind the quote, "I put on my robe and wizard hat."
weirdest collector's edition item I've ever seen is back when NES was a thing, Nintendo bundled a BDSM paddle designed to look like a controller with the system for a $100
Richard Garriot has done some odd things over his career. Back when his game of the week was Tabula Rasa he did the space tourist thing and spent time on the ISS. Because I was the first to decrypt a message he held up from the crew capsule I got a mission patch signed by the station's crew. It's one of maybe three or four game thingies I still have.
I'm not gonna lie: I think the weirdest thing I got in a collector's edition of something was some girl's underwear in an anime box set. At least, my mother thought it was hilarious for some reason.
I'm so sorry but I agree with your mother that IS hilarious and very impractical. Like if you're a guy you can't really use them, and if you're a girl they might not even be in your size.
What was the box set I'm asking for a friend
because it was hers.
@@Withoutalicense-gk5xx Either Shuffle or Lucky Star. Pretty sure it was Shuffle though.
I *wish* I could say this surprised or shocked me, but it doesn’t. This is clearly something *straight* out of Japan, where you can buy used panties in vending machines. No joke.
Describing Death stranding:
Norman Reedus
with a fetus,
testing their Adidas
As the Pony Express'd
in Apocalyptically regressed
America.
Directed by Kojima.
*DONE*
... Fight monsters summoned by Alma's contacting uterus.
There's a phrase I never thought I'd hear.
yeah the FEAR series was one of the first i got on 360...now i have them all: FEAR, Fear: Files (expansion packs of FEAR), FEAR 2, and F3AR. the early games were much more scary (for the time anyway) and were good at making you feel like you were in a indy horror...or japanese horror...it didn't focus on graphics...just game play. FEAR 2 was still semi-scary but the graphics were better...there was certainly a greater supernatural threat level in FEAR 2. F3AR almost completley abandoned horror...focused mostly on the shooter aspect. i still think it's a great trilogy though...it does well and trying to make you think this Alma is the villain when really she is the victim (similar to certain Japanese horror films)
"When Norman Reedus and Hideo Kojima love each other very much"
That made me laugh so much.
*Decapitates subzero then stabs the head with another sword"
"I will not kill him"
"One night, you brought a date back to your room" Unrealistic, immersion broken
Jane: “... which is a shame because this chili is really missing something.” (Looks straight at camera)
Me: (dives under the table)
Admit it; that's probably someone's fetish.
That's the proper response when Jane makes a statement like that then looks your way.
@@philtkaswahl2124 its a common one.
Me: (dives ON the table)
@@philtkaswahl2124 ⬆️ As you were saying. 🤷♂️
From experience, the Love Is Over edition of Catherine can be summed up as follows
Audio CD of the game's soundtrack - perfectly normal
T-shirt of the game's health bar - pretty normal, even if most people mistake it for a Zelda tee
Polka dot boxer shorts - ...wait, what?
A pillow with Catherine posing on it - ...oh look, there's the "mood killer", "deal breaker" and "red flag"
There's an official body pillow with Catherine posing?? Link??
Record of Agarest War did the same. Still have the pillowcase, and shockingly enough, a fiancee that wasn't immediately weirded out.
Lol! I love Andy’s attempt at an explanation of Death Stranding. “When Hideo Kojima and Norman Reedus love each other very much...”
"Besides, that dummy was a jerk! The only finger he's getting is--"
And then it cut to a pet food ad for me, lol!
Eeewww.
You watch ads?!? Gross!
Legitimately forgot ads existed on UA-cam. I've had Premium for several months now, and no desire to go back.
Mine was something about a nursing program at a university.
@@rawkslyde2532 Honestly, probably the same as well. UA-cam gave me three months free of Premium, which ends in a few days, but wow...I have enjoyed only having to deal with the sponsorships of UA-camrs, instead of both that, and ads all over the place, especially as I like to watch video essays and longer forms of content. Go ahead and take my money, UA-cam, and take a slow clap while at it. You've won me over.
I got an ad for a cooking course. Thanks, UA-cam!
For a very hot and confusing second I forgot my MK characters and thought "Why is Kratos telling Scorpion what to do?"
Funny thing is that Kratos actually has been added to the MK9 roster, PS3 exclusive
That really did look like Kratos to me. They could be brothers or something!
I get the feeling Jane has had personal experience with the Alma Wade statuette.
And her knowing what it is and what it's from probably made the situation worse somehow. I wonder if she left a Jane shaped hole in the door?
7:54
"...someone had an accident and set fire to a sensitive portion of their anatomy."
Me: So, a very sensitive finger?
My subconsciousness: No, it's a d**k.
I like the idea of an extremely sensitive finger more tbh
Andy: Death Stranding is hard to sum up.
Jane: Hold my beer.
UA-cam: where you have to blur out a subtitle thar says the F word but the horrifying flesh carving of a live person’s arm is fine
If the statue is going to scare off every date you ever have it should at least be well made otherwise it’s not worth being forever alone
Oh, dear studio filming. You already seem so... nostalgic. Vintage, even.
The trick is to put the glow in the dark pregnant atrocity in between the Mortal Kombat bookends so Scorpion is impaling both Sub-Zero and a horror fetus in one go.
Put everything but the locker between them so Scorpion is impaling all of the red flags you can position into the trajectory.
"Mood killer"
"Deal breaker"
And further more a "Red flag"
Oh, I lost it when she said all that. Lol
Unless you have a goth gf, in which case it can be a
"Mood setter"
"Deal maker"
And a "Black flag"!
@@krishanubanerjee6955 goth GF here, can confirm
"Ah" you reply, as you move between them and the door
“I use mine to thicken chili” of course you do prudence. Of course you do.
Just some casual cannibalism references.
Still not as bad as putting beans in your chili
If you don't put beans in your chili you haven't made chili
How did y'all forget the Dead Island: Riptide's Bloody Torso?!!?
Literally just a rubbery, bloody, scandily clad female torso that is just neck to belly button and no limbs.
Deserved more than a slight mention
They've mentioned it before in a video about Weird Pre-order Bonuses.
15:40 Maybe if you watched the entire video
@Jim Cornette Chill, they probably just haven't seen that video
It's at the end, they even mentioned that would demonitise their video.
"Deserved more than a slight mention". Seems to indicate I watched the video and took note that it had only a mention at the end of the video. And the torso fits multiple categories of bizarre so I think it can be in a couple videos.
"Singing Andrew"-- my initial impression was that someone made a Collectible Edition based on Andy's propensity for fear singing while playing a horror game. An animatronic Corazon that sits on the table and nervously belts out a relevantly spooky sea chanty, perhaps?
Wait is Andy's name actually Andrew??????
Probably not, but the mere possibility borders on world-shattering.
Jane's complete willingness to ask absolutely zero questions about what you're doing with all that blood is very on brand for her.
One thing i learned about the Special Editions is that most of the items look cool but are shit quality. I bought 3 in my life, the COD Modern Warfare 2 with the Nightvision that you can't see shit, the Skyrim with Alduin which look cool but made of cheap plastic and the Elder Scrolls Online with Molag Bal also cheap plastic and his mace fell off.
Jane “... I use mine to thicken chilli” Laughed actually a bit too loud at that deadpan delivery.
Why do I get the feeling that Jane has multiple figures and statues of naked pregnant women with glow in the dark wombs, even before the special edition of FEAR.
@@Sableagle thats our prudence
Naw she has more class than that. Her knitting skills were put to the test and made those statues clothes.
...not a deal breaker for me.
Yes, I suspect that “on a date” story was autobiographical, and she was dashing away to put in a bulk order.
It's best you don't ask the questions to that which you don't want the answer.
Just try to forget they moved.
Dead Rising 2 had a rather quirky collectors edition, Zombrex Edition as it was called. Wherein you had the game case, styled like a pillbox, and a pen shaped like a syringe full of the fictional anti-zombifying drug Zombrex. Perhaps not the most morbid collectors item, but that probably would raise some eyebrows to have what appears to be a syringe full of an unknown blue fluid lying on your desk or coffee table.
"Ahh you reply, moving between them and door" 12:55, best part.
Andy: "but wait you explain, standing between them and the door"
Me: laughing so hard my chest hurt for nearly an hour!
"I can be offputting at parties for free, thanks. Anyway here's Wonderwall."
It's time to start the wonder wall karaoke night people.
Mike Kazz you’re only allowed to do wonder wall. Anything else gets you kicked out
Do a video on collectors editions that don't come with the actual game.
wait... what?
There are seven or more games that did that? I couldn't name one 😶
They really have to! That We Happy Few one was just insulting.
Like animal crossing
@@josiahkey4929 that's just a special edition of the switch console
Remember that great episode of Fraiser where he gets gifted a gross visceral collectors edition and has to pretend he likes it but doesn’t really and a whole bunch of antics transpire before he comes to realise that the gift of an awful naked monster from a friend is worth far more than good taste.. but then it never appears in another episode so he probably binned it... *jazz music*
Aw, man, everyone watch out for those NBA2K10 spoilers!!!
I love how even Janes sweater points at the coolest person in the room.
"Books. You know, those things like video games but the graphics suck."
-Mike Channel, March 2020
Mike is obviously not a Wheel of Time fan lol.
I heard he used it as a bedtime story... he fell asleep as soon as he started reading 🤪
Jane: "...this chili is really missing something."
Jane....are you asking for our blood? *sigh* Fine. How much do you need this time?
Just do what the rest of do when our Dark Queen requests an offering.
Handkerchief + Chloroform + Mike + Sacrificial knife = Goblet of Chilli sauce for Jane
She'll say stop when it's enough. You might not hear it though.
Jane: Yes!
just the duty of a Pre-Victim
*Pulls out viles of blood like it’s a wallet*
Ahhhh Jane...my date was long gone before she'd ever see the statues, because she has never existed.
don't forget about how catherine's special edition had a pizza box and underwear
not really "disturbing" like the rest of the entries, but more questionable in the sense of "why did you spend so much on a pizza box and underwear?"
The bookends are awesome. I'd totally use that for my favorite (physical) games.
When RE7 was brought up, I thought of the doll house that plays Go Tell Aunt Rhody when you open it up.
Ah the heady times this was written, you know when there was a danger of someone else being able to visit your house.
The people who pre-ordered the collector's edition of Doom 2016 got a 12 inch Revenant statue as it's depicted in the game, a very tall skeleton smeared with gore equipped with twin rocket launchers.
My first thought was "yeah but that's cool!" Closely followed by "I'm so glad I'm already married."
On the plus side there arent many jars that can hold foot tall figures.
I still remember the dismembered female torso in the Dead Island Riptide collector's edition
Back in the 80s rocker band KISS donated blood to Marvel comics who then mixed it into their vat of red ink and printed a KISS vs. Dr. Doom comic. The first comic ever printed in blood.
Thinking about the "showing this to a date" test for gaming accoutrements, and I've realized that I've been either very fortunate or have dated/married several sociopaths. The only one anyone would have commented on was the locker...
What about the packet of condoms from the Infamous: Second Son Special edition?
That would certainly make a special date very awkward
I'm sorry, WHAT?
@@Nicooriia I believe they were also glow-in-the-dark. It came with an energy drink, too.
@@chimblemasterofchimney4771 that is so.... bizarre xD
The squishy boobs Quiet from Metal Gear Solid 5. Not sure if it was a collectors edition thing. Still it was....
Awkward AF.
What?
Elaborate, please.
@@johnheuslerjr9623There is an Quiet action figure with soft breats for you press, is not an collector edition, just and action figure and personally i like it (' _ ').
But completely in character for that military fever dream of a series
That Scorpion statue head looks like Skeletor from the He-Man cartoons.
Bought the Death Stranding Collectors edition a couple weeks ago. Showed my family the BB statue and my sister’s friend was in tears over how horrifying it looked. I love it especially since it lights up and can horrify my family even more. 10/10 would scare family with it again.
“I use mine to thicken chili.”
I was actually making a bowl of chili as I heard this line, thanks for the tip Jane! 🤤
Always good to have some iron supplements in your diet
as my current usb stick is a keyring, id just pass off the crap finger as "oh, i got it free with a horror thing" XD
What about the (and I can't even type this without laughing) panty screen cleaning cloth you get with the "gal gun double peace: Mr Happiness edition" I remembered seeing once and had to force myself to look it up to tell you
Oh no that baby in a jar reminds me of the conjoined twins in a jar that used to be in my local natural history museum. They removed them a couple of years ago, but not before haunting the nightmares of every milennial and pre-milennial whose parentes thought that museum was a chill family activity.
I love how casual Jane talks about stuff and then out of nowhere implies something really terrible, like making Chilli with human blood. And she acts like it's no big deal and completely normal. I love you guys
And yet, having a lovely statuette celebrating the wonder of childbirth is a "red flag" (complete with finger quotes for emphasis.)
Her values are weird.
I have the Death Stranding Collectors Edition. I wanna go as Sam for Halloween since I'm gonna be at work anyway 😂
Given how many clones Jane gets through, you'd think she has plenty of blood to enhance her food with
That "oh no..." at the end was gold
Really missed the mark with two of these: no one is going to be weirded out by a NBA2K mini locker or Mortal Kombat bookends. Not to mention that Mortal Kombat is popular enough that 90% of people under the age of 50 would recognize scorpion. Just imagine thinking bookends are worse than an enormous plastic baby in a jar.
That entire RE7 bit with Andy had me dying omg 😂
"I use mine to thicken chilli" 🤣🤣🤣 oh my gosh, I nearly cried. That was so much funnier than it should have been.
She was serious...
So no Saints Row the third “bat” 😏
Would be a good collectable ;)
That's just good home defense baby.
Saints Row the 3rd was the worst in the series...it hardly deserves to be acknowledged...at least one and two felt like two halves of the same story...they felt like Guardians of the Galaxy Part 1 and Part 2...there was links and connections...SR the 3rd was stupid and had no links to anything...it just went off on a tangent of big heads, goofy bullshit and illogical crap.
@@IDyce88 I do admit stuff like stag and dildo bats ruin the appeal but didn't you see how gta ended up
@@IDyce88 Man I think SR3 was just the start of the suck
There is something deeply unsettling about Jane suggesting having a cozy moment with a 2011 date.
Thanks for continuing to make these videos. They have been shown to anecdotally cure the Coronavirus. You are the true heroes here.
Edit: WOW this video is way spicier than your usual stuff. I must say I approve.
mechaguess Oh no it has nothing to do with her age, just that I worry she was luring them back to her lair to eat them whole or something. I’ve actually been watching them since about 2011 😊
I had the book ends and they are actually very cool and detailed. Way better than anything else on this list. And the book ends are actually meant to be used for your games so you can display them up right on the shelf with s certain flare.
After 9 years I now know that the FEAR 3 figure glows in the dark! The more you know. Also, yes, I have that figure. I don't know why because I haven't even installed the game or played it even once. Might be because at the time collector's editions were still pretty rare store shelf products here and I probably figured out that buying it was special. Oh well, I think it cost a total of 20 bucks when I bought it.
Jane how dare you assume I'd have a date in my room?!
Yeah, I take my dates to sleazy motels. Mainly to avoid the awkwardness of introducing them to my wife.
Jane, I just gotta say, that start you had for the FEAR 3 statue sounded awfully specific and personal.
"Dilapidated doll digit" oKAy, I see you, script writer! We love the alliteration!
As an owner of Norman Reedus' funky fetus. I can say for a fact, there was much explanation needed when I opened it.
"They're running around causing trouble."
Bit of an understatement I must say.
If I remember correctly, Darksiders released a special edition that included a fully functioning stable for a Horseman's steed.
Duke Nukem Forever - Balls of Steel Edition. I don’t know what’s harder to explain: the colorless bust of a random dude in shades, the name of the package, or the fact you waited 12 years for that game.
And it wasn't even a Duke Nukem game. It was some other FPS with a Duke Nukem coat of paint. Feels nothing like any of the previous four games in the franchise, and considering three of those were platformers, the fact that Duke 3D still managed to feel like it belonged was pretty impressive.
I bought that cheaply later.
IMO #3 is more likely to be ignored than raise questions. "Oh, a mini-locker with an NBA sticker on it.. Yeah whatever, there any soda in the fridge?"
I was thinking the same. The locker is underwhelming, considering the price, but hardly weird.
"What you do with your game developer blood is up to you. I use mine to thicken chili."
*pause*
_...WAT?_
how to properly describe Death Stranding:
Amazon Prime Simulator with Norman Reedus and his amazing fetus