Doug Rattmann's secret Message

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  • @jamesgordon9561
    @jamesgordon9561 7 років тому +421

    I found this so creepy, ''little girl, it's okay, your pain is ignored by a pill''

    • @mikemule1964
      @mikemule1964 6 років тому +47

      Well if you think about it, it all makes sense. His disorders are all pushed away by a pill. Still it is indeed creepy.

    • @alexanderabrigo7300
      @alexanderabrigo7300 5 років тому +21

      he’s probably referring the massacre during “being your daughter to work day” when glados decided to exterminate every human in the facility

    • @Galeq.
      @Galeq. 5 років тому +9

      Holy shit , that is creepy

    • @sigggee
      @sigggee 4 роки тому +2

      Yo same i srsly cant stop liatening it

    • @mjandboostv2974
      @mjandboostv2974 3 роки тому +2

      thats creepy not creepy for age 9

  • @OfficialMaddeck
    @OfficialMaddeck 7 років тому +290

    I love how he talks about the Borealis, and how it dissapeared. He must have worked a lot on that project.

    • @ember-brandt
      @ember-brandt 4 роки тому +35

      Doug was a software engineer who's earliest mention in the Portal timeline is 1987 - a few years *_after_* the Borealis apparently disappeared, seeing as the dock was sealed off inside the 70's-era Aperture area during the 1980's.
      That being said, though, it's also canon that Doug Rattmann was rather intelligent all across the board (pay close attention to his murals) and adept in technical skills -- for instance, he somehow knew Cave Johnson's login and password, and he hacked into the diversity vents to get more companion cubes after GLaDOS forced him to incinerate one -- so Doug very likely knows far more than you might think from his job description alone.

    • @Sky_Lynx2002
      @Sky_Lynx2002 2 роки тому +4

      I hared black Mesa

    • @EPICSOUNDTRAX
      @EPICSOUNDTRAX 2 роки тому +5

      I wish a prequel game portal.will be crazy nice.

    • @tacticalcaptain8279
      @tacticalcaptain8279 Рік тому +3

      @@EPICSOUNDTRAX Not EXACTLY a prequel but you should try Portal Stories: Mel. I also would love a prequel made by Valve.

  • @SpecialNeedsMuffin
    @SpecialNeedsMuffin 4 роки тому +126

    Pretty interesting that he says “That’s where it all started” referring to Black Mesa (Mesa Hill) considering the Resonance Cascade and the Combine Invasion later on. It really is where it all started

  • @jonathann.1433
    @jonathann.1433 7 років тому +224

    The "ship"=The Borealis

    • @xD-uy1xj
      @xD-uy1xj 5 років тому +15

      AURORA BOREALIS?

    • @kaitoguy
      @kaitoguy 5 років тому +11

      Everyone knows its the borealis

    • @AnOptimisticNihilist
      @AnOptimisticNihilist 5 років тому +14

      @@xD-uy1xj AT THIS TIME OF YEAR, AT THIS TIME OF DAY, IN THIS PART OF THE COUNTRY, LOCALIZED ENTIRELY IN YOUR KITCHEN?!

    • @bigoudi07
      @bigoudi07 5 років тому +5

      May I see it ?

    • @Sam-bu6mh
      @Sam-bu6mh 5 років тому +4

      No

  • @funkkyno8058
    @funkkyno8058 4 роки тому +64

    0:23 When He says the Borealis has been stolen, You hear footsteps, like he’s Running to his superiors or Cave Johnson.

    • @ghastlycandle
      @ghastlycandle 2 роки тому +5

      I'd think pacing maybe? I think this message was recorded in the pod he was hiding in (and just repeats over and over) so I don't think he was running, just hiding and maybe pacing the room

  • @altosynesthesia
    @altosynesthesia 3 роки тому +55

    My brain after beating Portal: Oh cool
    My brain after discovering the Rattmann dens: *a core memory*

  • @itsnotdomsmainchannel
    @itsnotdomsmainchannel 8 років тому +61

    omg that was actually quire good. the "they're moving to mesa hill" got me thinking and also the pain pill thing, I thought he said "The cake is a lie."

    • @Larssa69
      @Larssa69 8 років тому +1

      Yes i Think that also

  • @LegoManiac231
    @LegoManiac231 8 років тому +71

    waitwaitwait! did he just say UNCLE Johnson?!!!!!!!!

    •  8 років тому +4

      yaYA!

    • @captain_fish_head
      @captain_fish_head 6 років тому +3

      did something happen and he asked "uncle johnson" to help him but he dint?

    • @carolinestoten7796
      @carolinestoten7796 5 років тому +13

      oh my god u guys are so dumb. Sometimes when somebody respects someone that is older than them but isnt related they call them uncle or auntie

    • @kaitoguy
      @kaitoguy 5 років тому

      Yes.

    • @RivkahSong
      @RivkahSong 5 років тому +5

      @@carolinestoten7796 Not in a corporate setting, you don't. Especially not in the 'States. That would be viewed as being highly disrespectful and could get you fired. Also, Cave Johnson is a man who stays in absolute control and demands respect. He would never allow an employee to be so familiar with him. That said, Johnson is a common surname and doesn't necessarily refer to Cave Johnson.

  • @yaboimikewazowski2120
    @yaboimikewazowski2120 4 роки тому +25

    You can just hear his insanity increase with each word

  • @kaitoguy
    @kaitoguy 5 років тому +28

    Idk but almost everytime I hear this, I feel sad even tho it's just a secret in a game

    • @kaitoguy
      @kaitoguy 3 роки тому +1

      @Kalen Crawford telling me what

  • @MACMAN2003
    @MACMAN2003 8 років тому +134

    "its coming soon"
    do you mean the combine?

    • @glados9251
      @glados9251 6 років тому +16

      MACMAN2003 probably the borealis because in hl2 kleiner said it was a powerful weapon

    • @theonejackal89
      @theonejackal89 6 років тому +12

      GlaDoS Probably both. Rattman knows more than he let's on.

    • @johnny3680
      @johnny3680 6 років тому +11

      Fireice 999 i think when he said " He, Henry is dead " probably he is taking about the scientist who thought putting morality and a conscience in glados would work, and would prevent her from doing bad deeds (though it doesn't work, and glados kills him, and all the scientists, and the daughters of the scientists who were in the aperture science enriched center because it was 'bring your daughter to work day' by neurotoxin) was doug friends with him, or something?.

    • @renecerritos788
      @renecerritos788 6 років тому

      Maybe.
      I DONT KNOW!

    • @kaitoguy
      @kaitoguy 5 років тому

      Propably

  • @cattsmither1879
    @cattsmither1879 2 роки тому +9

    When he says Help me Uncle Johnson! 0:13 that just makes me think him, Chell, and Cave johnson are all related because chell had to be one of the scientists daughters for bring your daughter to work day

    • @Omega-jg4oq
      @Omega-jg4oq Рік тому +1

      He doesn't necessarily mean Cave is his uncle, more like he is someone important to him specially how kind he is and he probably changed his life and he owns him so much and if Chell's mother is Caroline then Johnson most likely could be her father cause we still don't know Chell's last name is

  • @flipflipthegruntking4572
    @flipflipthegruntking4572 4 роки тому +8

    Portal 2 is one of those games that makes me ask "The hell?"

  • @FerretZinca
    @FerretZinca 2 роки тому +4

    Instead of "Bring me the companion cube" I can clearly hear "Help me war has come, come wash away what is it so I can kiss it."

    • @Omega-jg4oq
      @Omega-jg4oq Рік тому

      There is a writing on the wall in one of his rooms in Portal 1 that says "although Earth and Man are gone, I thought the cube will last forever.. I was wrong" he probably aware of the combine and how they enslaved humanity outside

  • @kaitoguy
    @kaitoguy 5 років тому +15

    You have to read this to know more: The ship = The Borealis. The ship that got made by Aperture Science, got stolen by Black Mesa and drove it to Mesa hill. Aperture science made a copy that can teleport literally anywhere. Why = Doug Rattmann is insane without his meds (pills) and he hates Black Mesa I'm not sure why but he just does. Another why = The combines from Black Mesa took him (Doug Rattmann) to Black Mesa propably for tests and that could be why he's insane. Why another why? = The 'Boss' of Aperture Science is Cave Johnson and Doug Rattmann's uncle, ALSO he is Chell's dad. Whyyyy = Chell (the character u play as) was the only one with Doug to survive the neurotoxin gas event thing. GLaDOS = Caroline, assistant of Cave Johnson, turned into a robot.

    • @kaitoguy
      @kaitoguy 5 років тому

      Im not sure if i told it right or then some things arent true but i remember those things from valves games

  • @dougrattman8054
    @dougrattman8054 6 років тому +68

    why am soo crazy!

    • @nihilanth673
      @nihilanth673 6 років тому +6

      you have amnesia

    • @captain_fish_head
      @captain_fish_head 6 років тому +8

      idk man either u went crazy cuz ur lonley cuz wut hapend at mesa cuz in it u said they took u to mesa?

    • @dsmvmdsmsdmsd23
      @dsmvmdsmsdmsd23 5 років тому

      @@captain_fish_head yeah

    • @kaitoguy
      @kaitoguy 5 років тому +1

      U need pills cuz i read 1 thing about Doug Ratmann i dont remember its name or when but it said something like doug rattman is insane without his pills

    • @dsmvmdsmsdmsd23
      @dsmvmdsmsdmsd23 5 років тому +4

      @@kaitoguy schizophrenia

  • @Pendleton115
    @Pendleton115 9 років тому +15

    He saying how the borealis was stolen by the combine and he also said that the resonance cascade started at black mesa. Also he says he needs mr Johnson (he might also be saying the black mesa managed to take the borealis from the combine)

    • @dsmvmdsmsdmsd23
      @dsmvmdsmsdmsd23 5 років тому +1

      How does he know about the black mesa incident

    • @ember-brandt
      @ember-brandt 4 роки тому

      @@dsmvmdsmsdmsd23 ^^^ asking the real questions here

    • @SpecialNeedsMuffin
      @SpecialNeedsMuffin 4 роки тому

      Half life Rattman is a lot more intelligent than the games lead you to believe

    • @davidhabda9797
      @davidhabda9797 3 роки тому +2

      @@dsmvmdsmsdmsd23 half life 1 happened parallel with portal 1 and i think people would hear about the war aginst the combine around the world which would explain why the aperture laboratories were in lockdown and the dialogue where glados brags on about her inteligenc but even she dosnt know whats happening outside the facility and that the only thing she knows is that she is the first and last defence line betwen us and them

    • @dsmvmdsmsdmsd23
      @dsmvmdsmsdmsd23 3 роки тому +1

      @@davidhabda9797 ohhhh

  • @wabbawu1
    @wabbawu1 9 років тому +40

    This is what I hear:
    Johnson's lonely without me
    Johnson is a must, who's in charge?
    I had no choice, help me Uncle Johnson!
    Help me choose my desire.
    (inaudible) wash away so I can kiss it.
    They took me to Mesa, humiliation!
    It's coming soon! It's gone sir, it's been stolen!
    The ship is stolen!
    The ship died, (inaudible).
    Pain in battle, pain is a common field.
    He's dead, Harvey is dead!
    She lives! Please help me Chell!
    I can touch it! (inaudible) (gets really tense)
    The ship is gone! (inaudible)
    (starts getting emotional and more tense) Mesa hill!
    That's where it all started! We couldn't find it (sobs)
    (inaudible) Johnson happened!
    (starts crying) Little girl, it's okay.
    Your pain is ignored by a (inaudible).
    --------------------------------------------------------------------
    Okay lol creepy. Especially when he starts panicking. Lol I went into the den and hurt this and flew out of my seat 20 feet high lol.

  • @MeltedLemonade
    @MeltedLemonade Рік тому +7

    Somehow after all these years i found this audio again and I'm reliving a point where this audio scares the hell out of me

    • @mihirohiroka9615
      @mihirohiroka9615 10 місяців тому

      I share the same feeling of fear to this

  • @altosynesthesia
    @altosynesthesia 3 роки тому +4

    Wait... it sounds like it’s in reverse...

  • @2011killjoy
    @2011killjoy 7 років тому +18

    This is the creepiest thing I've ever heard.

  • @SimonPetrikovv
    @SimonPetrikovv 7 років тому +26

    This is the way I heard the things Doug said, I hope you guys can help me make it sounds better :B
    Johnson's lonely without me.
    Help is a must.
    He's in charge.
    I had no choice...
    Help me, Uncle Johnson!
    Help me choose my desire!
    Help me, Uncle Johnson...
    Come... come and wash away what my desire had caused.
    *grunts* They took me to Mesa, (inaudible) mutilation
    It's coming (still??) soon!
    It's gone, sir!
    It's been stolen!
    The ship is stolen!
    Look at (lookit?) you done in battle (?)
    Pain in battle
    Pain is a common feeling
    (S?)he is dead
    Harvey is dead
    She isn't!/?
    Please, help me, little Chell
    I can touch it.
    Johnson, where did you go?
    The (prisioner??) ship is gone!
    They're moving it to Mesa Hill
    That's where it all started!
    We couldn't find out (?)
    *sobs*
    The worst accident happened...
    Little girl, it's okay...
    Your pain is ignored by a little pill...

  • @MACMAN2003
    @MACMAN2003 8 років тому +12

    this is scary and sad

  • @ThatOneRetro
    @ThatOneRetro 7 років тому +42

    Apeture stole the ship from mesa and doug hates mesa, and mesa stole it back

    • @lemmys.kelton8183
      @lemmys.kelton8183 6 років тому +11

      The ship went missing from time itself after the resonance cascade

    • @kaitoguy
      @kaitoguy 5 років тому +1

      DOG RATMAN

    • @Mr.SM2939OLD
      @Mr.SM2939OLD 4 роки тому

      Black Mesa?

    • @ksavierkrajewski716
      @ksavierkrajewski716 4 роки тому

      @@lemmys.kelton8183 borealis dissapeared years before black messa accident

  • @mirkogameplays7820
    @mirkogameplays7820 3 роки тому +4

    The part of jhonson means that without him he would die.The part of the ship means that The borealis has been stoled by Black mesa.And the part of little girl means that he wouldn't listen to the companion cube if he take the pill

  • @dougrattman7575
    @dougrattman7575 6 років тому +8

    guys if you turn the video to slow motion its so funny her voice like a guy have slow run

  • @Your_Wingman
    @Your_Wingman Рік тому +2

    Bro this is me in 10 years

  • @anticorn6635
    @anticorn6635 Рік тому +3

    As much as everyone including the video thinks that he really is saying something, that reality is that he isn't, it really is just random gibberish.
    We humans simply try to fill in the gapes when we hear random gibberish, infact I'd argue the fact that we can't tell what he's saying, or even if it is really Doug, makes it scarier.

    • @sivrios
      @sivrios 11 місяців тому

      I'm pretty sure the voice actor just read some random science thing while sounding as crazy and insane as possible, and then the recording was scrambled around for the gibberish.

  • @smokeybanjoboy
    @smokeybanjoboy 2 роки тому +4

    What i find even more creepier, is that i believe he's already dead before Portal 2 begins. I think he gets shot by a turret right after the end of Portal 1 or before the beginning of Portal 2

    • @Omega-jg4oq
      @Omega-jg4oq Рік тому +3

      well there are still secret rooms in Portal 2 that proves he still alive and all the walls could be his drawing and so many of his are lying around, I think he is still alive and doesn't want to be noticed

  • @jmbmntis
    @jmbmntis 7 років тому +23

    these lyrics are a bit of a stretch, but cool regardless

  • @endorphin331
    @endorphin331 5 місяців тому

    this shit gives me goosebumps everytime

  • @goodlavamachinima474D
    @goodlavamachinima474D Рік тому

    When you heard "They're moving it to Mesa Hill" I heard "They're moving it down Mesa Hill"

  • @FandomTOBY
    @FandomTOBY 4 роки тому +2

    instead of ''i dont need your love'' i hear ''I beg for your love''

    • @GORYGIRL
      @GORYGIRL 2 роки тому

      I KNOW THIS IS LATE, BUT I THINK WHAT YOU THINK HE SAID IS MORE LIKELY TBH.
      BUT THAT'S MY OPINION. FUN FACT: I HEARD [AND NOW PERSONALLY BELIEVE] SOMEONE SAID THEY HEARD IT AS:
      "I HATE YOU- [EITHER "MAN" OR "NOW"]" I CAN'T REMEMBER WHICH ONE WAS TYPED OUT. I JUST REMEMBER THEM SAYING THEY THOUGHT HE SAID, "I HATE YOU". BUT AGAIN ITS MY PERSONAL OPINION.
      AS OUTLANDISH AS IT SOUNDS [CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT IT'S NOT CANON], IT ALMOST SOUNDS LIKE HE'S SAYING: "I HATE YOU, MEL!" OR MAYBE ITS "MOM" IDK LOL.

  • @CyberLights0
    @CyberLights0 2 роки тому +1

    "The ship is gone" is a reference to the borealis i think there are still aperture employees still inside there and i hope they come back to save chell from the aperture laboratory since we all know glados didn't really let us go.

    • @Omega-jg4oq
      @Omega-jg4oq Рік тому +1

      I don't think so, if there are still some employees inside.. they would definitely notice Chell just like ratman did since they know how big apeture is and where to go, there would have been signs that proves that they are still alive

  • @mofbeam2800
    @mofbeam2800 5 років тому +2

    That's fine I didn't want to sleep anyway

  • @maxkoob
    @maxkoob 7 років тому +2

    Quotes like the ship is gone is Rattman trying to say something about then Combine from Half Life 2 taking the Borealis. I'm not too sure about the rest

  • @PoliceOfficer-lz5wu
    @PoliceOfficer-lz5wu 4 роки тому +1

    "The worst accident happened!" = Referring to the Resonance Cascade and the 7 Hour War against the Human Race , The Xen Creatures, and the Universal Union (Combine) or something else we don't know about.

  • @THEcatinamicrowave
    @THEcatinamicrowave 10 місяців тому +1

    Bro Rat Man got bars 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @cassiereyes3877
    @cassiereyes3877 9 років тому +3

    i hear : MADDNESS MADDNESS

  • @halt4565
    @halt4565 4 роки тому +9

    You know in half-life Alyx you play as Alyx?
    There should be a mod for Portal 2 or game by valve where you play as Doug Rattmann

    • @Omega-jg4oq
      @Omega-jg4oq Рік тому

      It's wouldn't be a good to see Rattman as character or Npc, he is special because he is hidden and Easter egg character what we really need is to get to know more about him and his fate

  • @shegorvlogs408
    @shegorvlogs408 3 роки тому +2

    Аудирования на тестах по английскому:

  • @paulaccuardi9071
    @paulaccuardi9071 5 років тому +3

    A wise man once said "That sounds like Yoda getting buttraped by an autotuner!"

  • @altosynesthesia
    @altosynesthesia 3 роки тому +3

    One of the things he says is “The prisoner has escaped!”
    *And you know how he keeps talking about how his Companion Cube is gone, and it (metaphorically?) involves angels?*
    YEAH THAT’S PRETTY SUS TO ME
    (Also, I originally tried to encrypt that last one with a Caesar Cipher on my own, but in the end, I decided not to.)

  • @rr-dy5ij
    @rr-dy5ij 6 років тому

    This is a great song

  • @michaeljean2593
    @michaeljean2593 4 роки тому +1

    I think this is him during the giant massacre glados committed. And the little girl might be a random girl that was brought to bring your kid to work day which the massacre was done.

  • @funcorporation3197
    @funcorporation3197 4 роки тому +1

    0:15 I hear "My companion cube has come, go wash it right away so I can kiss it"

  • @Crumb-tm
    @Crumb-tm 9 років тому +20

    It's about the borealis a ship made by black mesa which aperture copied and it was made to transport cargo with super portals maybe but someone who was most likely combine or part of the resistance from half life stole and was found in the arctic and it was said to bring some of the dry dock with it because of some unstable energy using the super portal and obviously the part about Johnson is rattmann was helping to create the borealis and when it was stolen Johnson was disappointed and it was also at the time rattmann was going crazy and he wanted chell who by the message sounded like rattmanns cousin because chell is the son of Johnson and rattmann said uncle Johnson but maybe she had already been in the reserve chamber

    • @rs-pg8mb
      @rs-pg8mb 9 років тому

      But its in portal 2...You can find it in a secret place.

    • @deankorstjens266
      @deankorstjens266 9 років тому +7

      Aperture made the ship. Mesa didn't.

    • @Crumb-tm
      @Crumb-tm 9 років тому

      Dean Korstjens yeah, it was mesa that stole it to mesa hill

    • @mi8223
      @mi8223 5 років тому

      @@rs-pg8mb You can't find the ship itself

  • @chickenfricken
    @chickenfricken 4 роки тому +2

    I think it means that valve needs to chill out with the creeps

  • @kwekker
    @kwekker Рік тому +1

    Bro is spitting bars

  • @fidgetylamb8133
    @fidgetylamb8133 6 років тому +1

    The game was in that ship and that's why it's not coming out!

  • @dogecoininvestor9297
    @dogecoininvestor9297 5 років тому +2

    Maybe he is saying that it’s all black mesa fault

    • @dsmvmdsmsdmsd23
      @dsmvmdsmsdmsd23 5 років тому

      The black mesa incident caused all the combine and xen in the first place without the black mesa incident no combine and xen

  • @zackdombert5927
    @zackdombert5927 7 років тому +1

    Who else watched this at night and had nightmares about it.

  • @fucku2044
    @fucku2044 4 роки тому

    Where it all started=Black mesa accident after that the borealis teleported accidently to anthor place in half life 2 ep 2 Idk if the borealis have a secret power but i think the borealis have somme kind of teleportation power

  • @shrubbins2846
    @shrubbins2846 6 років тому +7

    My theory is that Chell was either Rattmann’s daughter or some else’s. Both bring your kid to work day, The Borealis being stolen by the combine, and Glados flipped. Rattmann was running out of medication and witnessed his friend Harvey be mutilated by Glados. He reported that to Johnson while in hiding. He gave Chell a pill of his and put her in a extended rest period tank, This not being prescribed to her, gives her slight brain damage increasing over time.

  • @Lunarcreeper
    @Lunarcreeper 4 роки тому +2

    0:23
    He could be talking about a wound
    From turrets
    OH NO ITS BLUE
    it should have started!! it should have started!!
    It could mean he was shot from turrets and then the wounded leg was blue from infection and he means the bed should have started
    So he sleeps forever
    I think after that test chamber he probably died because the cryo bed woke him up and he is trapped inside glass and can’t breathe because of it
    And “I don’t need your love” could have been
    “I beg you mom!!”
    He is in a cryo bed

  • @damainortiz
    @damainortiz 7 місяців тому

    He sounds like Doofenshmirtz tbh.

  • @killuminati1989
    @killuminati1989 6 років тому

    Seems diana had a secret, kendalls been watching.

  • @redham1150
    @redham1150 6 місяців тому

    Top 5 best rappers

  • @toaster9922
    @toaster9922 5 років тому +3

    “the ship is stolen” referring to the borealis?

  • @silverflameyt
    @silverflameyt 4 роки тому

    Us in the future after corona

  • @krieg7610
    @krieg7610 4 роки тому

    "Thats where it all started" it sounds likb"jhonson wants to live

  • @dr.trayaurus6975
    @dr.trayaurus6975 8 років тому +1

    Johnson feels lonely with me

  • @DarkstarArchangel
    @DarkstarArchangel 2 роки тому

    "It's gone sir! It's been stolen the ship is stolen!"
    I bet G-Man stole it.

  • @andreigomez5471
    @andreigomez5471 6 років тому +1

    I call this as the rattman a tat rap lol

  • @gosha7468
    @gosha7468 8 років тому

    It says: It's too risk to move,It's gone sir more this is like Madness,This ship's system is like a Darkness boat. And all other is right i guess

  • @Cheremil
    @Cheremil 5 років тому

    I can hear the metronome bleed, lol.

  • @ronbush4892
    @ronbush4892 7 років тому

    drop the beat doug!

  • @xlifeshorts47
    @xlifeshorts47 7 місяців тому

    When the Borealis is gone he had mental breakdown and when he did they made a companion cube (here comes matpat) his daughter and A.S. put here in the cube and incinerated it that’s why he wants to kiss it. 😢

  • @jonahforsomereason384
    @jonahforsomereason384 8 років тому

    Ok so I love to find Peale trying to figure out the code

  • @captain_fish_head
    @captain_fish_head 6 років тому

    i think he means the borealis from hl2 and its coming soon i think he means the xen and there moving it to mesa hill i think the combine hid the borealis at black mesa and more xen and combine are coming

  • @djneely2999
    @djneely2999 5 місяців тому

    So do y’all think it’s his ghosts voice or if he’s directly behind the wall?

  • @gavinchapman3117
    @gavinchapman3117 9 років тому +8

    The Borealis was stolen? Then why can you get an achievement for finding it in the aperture science industry. Actually the aperture science industry stole the Borealis, you could probably know by playing Half Life 2. Or did they because although the Borealis can teleport! Maybe somthing should have never been made.

    • @gavinchapman3117
      @gavinchapman3117 9 років тому

      ***** oh ok

    • @RobalexGaming
      @RobalexGaming 9 років тому +2

      Gavin Chapman Borealis has aperture logos, so it was belonging to aperture laboratories, they found a way to make big portals, they built borealis underground, but teleportation gone wrong an borealis disappeared... untill HL2:Episode 2.

    • @PandaXclone2
      @PandaXclone2 9 років тому

      RobalexGaming So if I had a company and decided to spray-paint... let's say the Pyramids of Giza with my company logo, it belongs to me?
      That being said, I know that's not the point you were making. Incidentally, the Borealis disappearing brings to mind the Philadelphia experiment.

    • @beadyb.1781
      @beadyb.1781 8 років тому

      Remember, he's a skitso.

    • @Jessedarksouls
      @Jessedarksouls 8 років тому +1

      Aperture made the Borealis

  • @fidgetylamb8133
    @fidgetylamb8133 7 років тому +4

    Pills

  • @lizwasmygirlfriendy4k123
    @lizwasmygirlfriendy4k123 7 років тому

    All I hear is "Princess Diana is my mom"

  • @killuminati1989
    @killuminati1989 6 років тому

    It's princess Diana, who this is about ya know, and a message to her long lost next of. Send that to bucky, any takers?

  • @eiansmemesanddumbstuff9710
    @eiansmemesanddumbstuff9710 4 роки тому

    Ok, so Harvey’s gotta be another scientist who died before he said that, so there had to be a third survivor
    And, uncle Johnson is likely his favorite family member

  • @pruliciantm
    @pruliciantm 9 років тому +1

    It feel like doug ratt man geting crazy and some how he crying because he cant find the ship or borealis and the ship get back to the hill. black freaking Mesa!!

  • @Heinz510-1
    @Heinz510-1 3 роки тому +1

    0:17 Im not sure if that part is accurate...

  • @PoliceOfficer-lz5wu
    @PoliceOfficer-lz5wu 4 роки тому

    Mesa Hill = Black Mesa Research Facility

  • @samwaldron2353
    @samwaldron2353 8 років тому

    my birthday.

  • @joshcool7172
    @joshcool7172 6 років тому

    Gordon Freeman might have hacked GLaDos

  • @michaelafton7618
    @michaelafton7618 3 роки тому

    He singging

  • @greenmonkey_5374
    @greenmonkey_5374 7 років тому +1

    Do you think Glados aka Carolin might have worked with black mesa

    • @dsmvmdsmsdmsd23
      @dsmvmdsmsdmsd23 5 років тому

      Maybe not because they know they work with apeture and black mesa doesn't want apeture to know about XEN

  • @merrells3515
    @merrells3515 6 років тому

    The borealis

  • @littlezorkie9311
    @littlezorkie9311 3 роки тому +1

    I wonder who recorded this! Stephen merchant? Someone at valve? SOMEBODY HELP ME FIGURE IT OUT

    • @GORYGIRL
      @GORYGIRL 2 роки тому

      IDK FI YOU KNOW THIS ALREADY, BUT HIS VOICE WAS SUPPOSEDLY DONE BY MARC LAIDLAW A FORMER WRITER AT VALVE.

  • @launched_
    @launched_ 8 років тому +1

    Rattman is good at rapping.

    •  8 років тому +1

      XD ya!

  • @zachb1355
    @zachb1355 9 років тому

    I think he sead the place it gone

  • @23blazeses34
    @23blazeses34 6 років тому

    so... black mesa stole the borealis and sent it to mesa hill? PLOT TWIST (but then it must have escaped and teleported to aperture because in thinking with time machine it crashes through test chamber 00)

  • @zap_tom4412
    @zap_tom4412 5 років тому +1

    i dunno why but i feel like Rattmann is Wheatleys voice.

  • @User54884
    @User54884 4 роки тому

    Это более доскональный перевод

  • @DreamsAliveSly
    @DreamsAliveSly 8 років тому

    Do you mean what you think you hear?

  • @aleksandarj5286
    @aleksandarj5286 4 роки тому

    Reverb and sidechaining lol

  • @SuperAsdke
    @SuperAsdke 9 років тому +3

    0:06 "You Deng Dong"
    0:12 "Help me and I'll be almost done, anything you desire"
    0:20 "Who sprayed me in the face, with mace"
    0:23 "It's coming true, It's true (or blue) it's been started again, the ship is stolen"
    0:30 "Are you blind mad'am?"
    0:31 "This could be a modern film"
    0:33 "Harvey is dead!, shithead"
    0:40 "The Wizard's gone, who moved it!?"
    0:44 "That's where this all started!"
    0:50 "Little girl it's okay"
    Thats all I could hear

  • @nimignebnworb5079
    @nimignebnworb5079 4 роки тому

    Terrible accident happened= the resenence cascade

  • @akumaren666
    @akumaren666 8 років тому +16

    Wait I'm thinking that Doug Rattmann is the Father of Chell?

    • @ember-brandt
      @ember-brandt 4 роки тому +3

      _Why_ is this such a popular theory?? Not trying to sound like a smartass lol - I'm sincerely asking, because I personally reeeaally don't think that this could be true. I'm still curious why this is such a popular headcanon, though.

    • @Pyro725
      @Pyro725 4 роки тому +2

      @@ember-brandt Plus ratman looks like he is in his early to mid 20's bit young to have a kid

    • @ember-brandt
      @ember-brandt 4 роки тому +2

      @@Pyro725 It's unknown how old he is exactly, and it's possible that he was there when the Aperture Image Format was created in 1985 (he was in charge of maintaining it), which _could_ make him old enough to be Chell's father - but I still find it incredibly unlikely. I think Doug would have been far too paranoid to ever involve his daughter with Aperture, for one thing - but if every character that made it into the events of Portal and Portal 2 just so happened to _ALSO_ be related to each other (because a lot of people also think that Chell was Cave and Caroline's daughter, and Doug adopted her from them / raised her after they died), I would just find that INCREDIBLY boring and lazy of the writers, and we all know that Valve hired _far_ better writers than that for Portal.

    • @plantboi4137
      @plantboi4137 4 роки тому +2

      He's defiently not 20 anymore with the combine invasion happening which was way after the doug rattman comic, not saying i agree with the father of chell theory though

  • @rdctd7549
    @rdctd7549 4 роки тому

    Black Mesa stolen the Borealis?... huumm :3

  • @cunningwolf4516
    @cunningwolf4516 9 років тому

    Gees you got good ears!

  • @nihilanth673
    @nihilanth673 6 років тому

    ATTACK!!!!

  • @tacticalcaptain8279
    @tacticalcaptain8279 2 роки тому +2

    Didn't Doug know Cave was dead by the time he saved Chell? How come he calls for Cave and even says he's in charge (also "She's alive" probably refers to Chell, so that message must've been recorded after he saved Chell)?

    • @Omega-jg4oq
      @Omega-jg4oq Рік тому

      I think he misses cave Johnson and he calls him uncle like cave is really important person to him and he needs his help because he was so lonely in chamber and he couldn't think about anything but the past

    • @tacticalcaptain8279
      @tacticalcaptain8279 Рік тому

      Very fair bro, I didn't even remember I had posted this tbh xD

  • @w.dgaster2563
    @w.dgaster2563 6 років тому

    Johnson's lonely without me!
    Lying is a must! Who's in charge?
    It's my own choice!
    Help me, Uncle Johnson!
    Help me choose my desire!
    Look at me, Uncle Johnson!
    Come and see the Borealis!
    Don't miss it!
    They took me to Mesa with information!
    It's coming soon!
    It's gone sir!
    It's been stolen!
    The ship is stolen!
    Then she attacked me!
    Paying me, madam.
    Pain is a common feeling!
    Medic, Harvey is dead!
    She lives!
    Please help me, Chel!
    Johnson, Johnson!
    *Rattman panicking*
    Johnson is gone!
    They're moving it to Mesa Hill!
    That's where it all started!
    Wait, Johnson!
    *sobbing*
    The worst accident happened!
    Little girl, it's okay.
    Pain is ignored by a