Triumph Reports From Trump's Hush Money Trial

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  • @kennylingus4595
    @kennylingus4595 7 місяців тому +1483

    "I'm with dogs for Michael Vick" - genius ad-lib!

  • @bookgirlny8511
    @bookgirlny8511 7 місяців тому +661

    “Who’s going to win? A bleached blond with big jugs, or Stormy Daniel’s?” 😂😂😂

    • @paulzammataro7185
      @paulzammataro7185 7 місяців тому +6

      😂

    • @redlightmax
      @redlightmax 7 місяців тому +17

      5:06 I love it when Triumph explains the joke.😄

    • @amylazarow41
      @amylazarow41 7 місяців тому +4

      🤣😂🤣😂

    • @miguelwc
      @miguelwc 7 місяців тому +4

      LOL

    • @MsWobbly1
      @MsWobbly1 7 місяців тому +12

      Oh Swell. The crowd, if you can call it that, is smaller bc the campaign can’t afford to pay for more “crowd,”.

  • @ahappyshow
    @ahappyshow 7 місяців тому +251

    In these troubled times, it is inspiring to have Triumph return to help alleviate our misery, and make a mockery of the moronic.

    • @OikPoinFive
      @OikPoinFive 6 місяців тому +3

      Remember when triumph went on the view!!???

  • @Ratchman_5000
    @Ratchman_5000 6 місяців тому +36

    I love how he shoves the dog in people's faces. Brilliant.

  • @gerardarmstrong7254
    @gerardarmstrong7254 7 місяців тому +363

    This needs to be mainstream again

    • @hello12229
      @hello12229 7 місяців тому

      Once I start stooping lassie

    • @laurenbendik2006
      @laurenbendik2006 7 місяців тому +2

      Ya! What happened? Didnt this guy used to have a show?

    • @Abdominal65
      @Abdominal65 7 місяців тому +2

      ​@@laurenbendik2006 I think he did spots on the late show.

    • @wking8
      @wking8 7 місяців тому +9

      The fact you don't know Robert smigel is painful. Look up his resume

    • @slc4kmediagroup
      @slc4kmediagroup 7 місяців тому +1

      YESSSS!!!!!

  • @DavidLS1
    @DavidLS1 7 місяців тому +162

    That guy is sure getting his money's worth out of that spring-loaded 'Trump Won' sign.

    • @sophierobinson2738
      @sophierobinson2738 7 місяців тому +15

      I’d like to get hold of it when he’s not looking and replace “won” with “lost” and see how quickly he notices.

    • @cre8tvedge
      @cre8tvedge 7 місяців тому +27

      He's like a four year old with a slinky toy.

    • @MarilynMonday
      @MarilynMonday 6 місяців тому +6

      I was wishing we had the entire clip from them so we could count the unfurling lol

    • @christianpilosi9563
      @christianpilosi9563 5 місяців тому +10

      That is the wildest part of this whole video. People are buying those things and using them like this guy. Absolutely batshit crazy bonkers bananas. Truly insane really.

    • @sundaydriverinnewyork
      @sundaydriverinnewyork 5 місяців тому +2

      It's almost a drinking game.

  • @ZA-co9vj
    @ZA-co9vj 7 місяців тому +806

    "A rainbow representing every kind of mental disorder". Couldn't have been said more perfectly and accurately! 🤣🤪

    • @byronstansberry1638
      @byronstansberry1638 7 місяців тому +12

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @hilakummins3104
      @hilakummins3104 7 місяців тому

      Why is it so many trump supporters (cultists) wear clothes with religious messages? Even a simple "JESUS" -- what would their savior think about what's going on here? Very Christ-like, isn't it!? I'd love to see some of these folks hold hands & PRAY together, for God's will to be done. These protests & rallies are jam-packed with the least spiritual people I ever saw.
      Coincidentally, they also believe outrageous conspiracies, like God is actually influencing the outcome of this trial AND the next election... PRAISE THE LORD & Pass the Ammunition!! 🎶 ☝️🙏🏻

    • @DonVideoGuy007
      @DonVideoGuy007 7 місяців тому

      If Triumph is referring to the middle class non-White voters that support Trump, he is absolutely correct.

    • @skilletman16
      @skilletman16 7 місяців тому +5

      It can be said for both sides

    • @bigoltits1880
      @bigoltits1880 6 місяців тому +3

      @@skilletman16 nah the joke wouldn't have worked if it "could be applied to both sides". It's funny because it applied only to your side, you see.

  • @Maliceah
    @Maliceah 6 місяців тому +13

    "It's a real who's who is off their meds". omg Triumph is king! This whole thing is full of absolute gems!

  • @antihero5203
    @antihero5203 7 місяців тому +294

    Smigel, you are a brave dude.

    • @pheresy1367
      @pheresy1367 7 місяців тому +14

      He's invisible under the cloak of SATIRE... which is incomprehensible to "certain" people...

    • @jasonschweigert8069
      @jasonschweigert8069 6 місяців тому +1

      He was in no danger. Proud boys? Please. Lol

    • @dong9514
      @dong9514 5 місяців тому +4

      @@jasonschweigert8069 They might beat up the puppet, I don't think they know the puppet isn't alive.

  • @ArksCovenant
    @ArksCovenant 7 місяців тому +79

    We can't have George Carlin back. But we can have Triumph return from out of nowhere. Thank you Triumph 🏆. These friggin people are so warped and weak-minded that they couldn't see passed your trolling. 😂 Even some of them laughed at your insults.

  • @TheSteveBoyd
    @TheSteveBoyd 7 місяців тому +674

    A "who's who of who's off their meds." 😂
    Robert Smigel is a genius. The Michael Vick joke almost made me choke on my bagel.

    • @AUMINER1
      @AUMINER1 7 місяців тому +4

      Trevor Bauer got the last laugh, and so will President Trump.

    • @TheSteveBoyd
      @TheSteveBoyd 7 місяців тому

      @@AUMINER1 Defendant tRump**

    • @AUMINER1
      @AUMINER1 7 місяців тому

      @mikedavis8008 first it was russia, that was a lie, then there was obstruction, that was a lie, then there was ukraine, that was a lie, then there was stormy, that was a lie, then there was comey, that was a lie, then there was avenatti, that was a lie, then there was impeachment, that was a lie, then there was cohen, that was a like, then there was impeachment2, that was a lie, then there was J6, that was a lie....how them lies working out for ya there lil'peddle? lol

    • @SLAYERSWINE1
      @SLAYERSWINE1 7 місяців тому

      ​@mikedavis8008Nah. He will win election in 2024. Trump for Prison Shower Room BuKKaKe King 2024.

    • @lonelyone
      @lonelyone 7 місяців тому +10

      Why the fuck is everyone always eating a bagel when they watch funny shit?

  • @susannejenson1065
    @susannejenson1065 7 місяців тому +21

    I love and miss Triumph.
    America needs your expertise to get through this election. 😍

  • @TheCcmarine
    @TheCcmarine 7 місяців тому +102

    “He slurred his slurs” was great 👍🏻

  • @jham9251
    @jham9251 7 місяців тому +2

    Thank God for Triumph`s in depth coverage!

  • @thedumbguncollector5546
    @thedumbguncollector5546 7 місяців тому +113

    Robert Smigel is a gift to humanity

  • @lilys7431
    @lilys7431 7 місяців тому +225

    “If the judge is prejudice, doesn’t that make him a Trump voter”. 😂😂😂

    • @DonVideoGuy007
      @DonVideoGuy007 7 місяців тому +1

    • @R.Oates7902
      @R.Oates7902 5 місяців тому +1

      I think the judge voted for Trump. He could have locked him up over the gag order violations but didn't.

  • @auntvesuvi3872
    @auntvesuvi3872 7 місяців тому +69

    "It's a real who's who of who's off their meds." - Triumph 😆

  • @xlnyc77
    @xlnyc77 7 місяців тому +5

    Triumph still out in these streets. Keeping it real.

  • @harryjsisson
    @harryjsisson 7 місяців тому +187

    Was great seeing you out there! I was the guy with the white t shirt on. You injected some much needed comedy into all of the MAGA lunatics yelling at me for supporting Biden 😂🇺🇸💙

    • @ModernGoddess81
      @ModernGoddess81 7 місяців тому +2

      Aww hopefully you wake up young man

    • @velvetbikes
      @velvetbikes 7 місяців тому +47

      @@ModernGoddess81 SRSLy, 'wake up?' Can you describe in two sentences or less what trump is being charged with in this trial? Do you know that 1. HIS OWN LAWYER served jail time for this exact incident, and 2. trump actually admitted to the crime the other day on video? It's admissible as evidence. See if you can 'wake up.'

    • @carolinematusevich889
      @carolinematusevich889 7 місяців тому +3

      @cheechicana It is a choice. So is self-immolation. Make the choice that's best for you. 😏

    • @robinhendrix66
      @robinhendrix66 7 місяців тому +24

      You are one brave kid. Good on you!

    • @splatzec
      @splatzec 7 місяців тому +25

      Lol ignore the NPCs in the comments, keep on trying, but be safe man.

  • @Jo-oc-0
    @Jo-oc-0 7 місяців тому +14

    “If Ttump is found guilty, he could serve up to 4 years in the White House.” 🤣 🤣 🤣

  • @juliemurphy5934
    @juliemurphy5934 7 місяців тому +83

    I dearly love Triumph the Insult Dog and have missed him. What a wonderful surprise to find him here again. Please do more. And how brave to engage with Trumpies. They are pretty scary.

  • @mostri2326
    @mostri2326 7 місяців тому +28

    Triumph for President!!

  • @dkimcg
    @dkimcg 7 місяців тому +168

    "'For me to poop on' can bring people together" Triumph is a legend!

  • @hollykainz
    @hollykainz 7 місяців тому +11

    Triumph even made many of the trumpers laugh.

  • @JRFew
    @JRFew 7 місяців тому +761

    This crowd is almost too delusional for Triumph's comic banter to make any difference.

    • @benvinar2876
      @benvinar2876 7 місяців тому

      The left is soo wrong and delusional there not even in reality. Thats why it wasnt that funny.

    • @ge2623
      @ge2623 7 місяців тому +40

      Not "Almost"

    • @funfunfun3624
      @funfunfun3624 7 місяців тому +42

      Yeah they don't listen to anything. They don't think

    • @jasonr375
      @jasonr375 7 місяців тому +22

      Yeah, thank GOD there are Democrat voters who aren't delusional AT ALL.

    • @rigelb9025
      @rigelb9025 7 місяців тому +10

      This crowd is almost too delusional for Trump's locker room banter to make any difference.

  • @whocares5786
    @whocares5786 7 місяців тому +40

    If there was a Mount Rushmore of comedy writers, Robert Smigel is on it.

  • @loriwoloshyn7266
    @loriwoloshyn7266 7 місяців тому +26

    I see the crowd has as much brains as the stuffed dog. I love it.

    • @kpepperl319
      @kpepperl319 7 місяців тому +11

      Don't insult the stuffed dog.

    • @THEEArmoredSaint
      @THEEArmoredSaint 6 місяців тому

      no doubt! you are sooooo much better than THEM.

  • @Siverly
    @Siverly 7 місяців тому +343

    Who knew Triumph did such a great Trump impression?

    • @laurenbendik2006
      @laurenbendik2006 7 місяців тому +23

      Ya, holy crap its good

    • @sprig5173
      @sprig5173 7 місяців тому +10

      That was hilarious.

    • @BoundariesMaintained
      @BoundariesMaintained 7 місяців тому +13

      Seriously, they need to hire this guy for all future Trump impersonations.

    • @mygirl1129
      @mygirl1129 7 місяців тому

      Anybody can do him at this point.

    • @mygirl1129
      @mygirl1129 7 місяців тому

      Don't get me wrong 😂 I'm here because I love Triumph. Just saying, I've never tried, I try not to watch or hear him, but I bet we can all do him by now.

  • @Whatsamacallit911
    @Whatsamacallit911 7 місяців тому +67

    This guy is amazing! He was able to insult the MAGAts and make them laugh along with him. Remarkable talent.

    • @MamaDRogers
      @MamaDRogers 7 місяців тому +4

      Agreed! They have NO clue when he insults them….too hilarious!!

    • @Nopeandnope3861
      @Nopeandnope3861 6 місяців тому

      Keep Bidenondeeznuts 😂😂😂😂

  • @196cupcake
    @196cupcake 7 місяців тому +71

    That Robert Smigel is able to make Trump supporters laugh demonstrates how great of a comedian he is. Getting them to laugh is one of the few ways that might eventually get through to them. Many Trump supporters are a lost cause, but making them laugh brings it up to maybe 1% of them being able to step back from the brink.

    • @hks2377
      @hks2377 7 місяців тому +10

      💯A dog puppet whose satire jumps from sharp, to a gentle ribbing. Perfect combo of endorphin triggers to catch someone off guard in a way that creates space for a seed of doubt & humanizes each “side”. Who can be mad at man’s best friend, telling dirty “dad jokes”? 😂

  • @redrumcoke2363
    @redrumcoke2363 7 місяців тому +23

    Triumph is a treasure. Not only that, but his tRump impression is, actually GOOD!

    • @Saxxin1
      @Saxxin1 4 місяці тому

      tRump? What are you 10? Or just mentally challenged?

  • @JonPais
    @JonPais 7 місяців тому +76

    “he pulled out so fast, you’d think her *** was NATO”. 🤣

  • @SophiaAphrodite
    @SophiaAphrodite 7 місяців тому +13

    It is easier to trick someone into a cult than to convince someone they are are in a cult.

    • @popcornfps
      @popcornfps Місяць тому

      Yes exactly. The Democrats are a cult indeed

  • @NevadaBoss
    @NevadaBoss 7 місяців тому +69

    "he's losing it...he's starting to slur his slurs..." lol. Zoom...right over the heads of the married cousins...

  • @FoNgThOnG
    @FoNgThOnG 7 місяців тому +11

    These people don't even know they're being insulted by TRIUMPH the INSULT COMIC DOG.

  • @85jongo
    @85jongo 7 місяців тому +137

    "You did it. Dracula's dead. You did it." - Triumph to crazy guy holding creepy looking cross

    • @chrisrj9871
      @chrisrj9871 7 місяців тому +5

      They're all creepy looking crosses when you think about it.

    • @85jongo
      @85jongo 7 місяців тому +3

      @@chrisrj9871 True. His was especially creepy. Creepy enough to kill Dracula.

    • @romanjones4643
      @romanjones4643 7 місяців тому +2

      @@85jongo Orthodox cross

    • @carolinematusevich889
      @carolinematusevich889 7 місяців тому

      Yep. Most likely Ruzzian Orthodox.

    • @jeepliving1
      @jeepliving1 7 місяців тому

      It looked like the authoritarian symbol from _V For Vendetta_ .

  • @RenataCantore
    @RenataCantore 7 місяців тому +4

    Triumph was phenomenally funny this time. Clap 👏 👏

  • @chrisrj9871
    @chrisrj9871 7 місяців тому +404

    "Gays for trump? My name is Triumph, I'm with Dogs for Michael Vick!"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Proffa666
      @Proffa666 6 місяців тому +4

      Holyy shiiiiit

    • @sstrykert
      @sstrykert 6 місяців тому +1

      How'd Afghanistan go again?

    • @vernonbandy2597
      @vernonbandy2597 5 місяців тому +2

      ​@@sstrykertlol. You may not have understood the point 😂😂😂😂

    • @sstrykert
      @sstrykert 5 місяців тому

      @@vernonbandy2597 I completely got the point. How do the homosexuals fair in the O'Biden financed Iran? I'll wait for your lone brain cell to divide& come up with some backpedaling.

    • @hithere748
      @hithere748 5 місяців тому

      🙄🙄🙄🙄

  • @Diecastclassicist
    @Diecastclassicist 7 місяців тому +9

    Long live Triumph!

    • @mildredpierce4506
      @mildredpierce4506 6 місяців тому

      He could live forever as long as he’s not president

  • @dennisa5914
    @dennisa5914 7 місяців тому +17

    Unlimited court room access for Triumph please!😄🤣🍊🍊🌭

  • @richardvickrey4786
    @richardvickrey4786 5 місяців тому +1

    Love Triumph SO MUCH! Glad to see him out & about as feisty as ever! 💙

  • @chigirl2028
    @chigirl2028 7 місяців тому +43

    So glad Triumph is back. I watch his videos over and over!!🤣🤣Thanks, Robert Smigel!!

    • @mmdl9297
      @mmdl9297 7 місяців тому +3

      Same. It's amazing how Triumph has that calming effect on MAGAs and at the same time clowning them.

  • @susannejenson1065
    @susannejenson1065 6 місяців тому +7

    🤣🤣🤣 Love, love, love TRIUMPH the Insult Dog!

  • @luisavilez09
    @luisavilez09 7 місяців тому +37

    “Gays for Trump guy” should be his running mate 👍🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @uberrainman
    @uberrainman 7 місяців тому +4

    A welcome return from a satire legend. This is brilliant, I'm ready for more!

  • @TheHyenaGod
    @TheHyenaGod 7 місяців тому +31

    Just when we needed him the most

  • @trentmcelroy3579
    @trentmcelroy3579 7 місяців тому +1

    Absolutely Brilliant!!! Bravo!!!

  • @kimtaro9575
    @kimtaro9575 7 місяців тому +27

    Love all of Triumph's on the street political commentary!! Keep up the great work Robert Smigel

  • @andrewflowers6794
    @andrewflowers6794 5 місяців тому +1

    I did not 'get' Triumph when I was a kid. Today, pure gold. Every word.

  • @El-Winky-Dink209
    @El-Winky-Dink209 7 місяців тому +138

    The delusions are strong in this crowd 😅

    • @AUMINER1
      @AUMINER1 7 місяців тому +3

      Trump 2024! FJB

    • @theminoritiesreportpodcast4997
      @theminoritiesreportpodcast4997 7 місяців тому +13

      ​@@AUMINER1parrot

    • @AUMINER1
      @AUMINER1 7 місяців тому +3

      @@theminoritiesreportpodcast4997 grapist cornpop quid pro dementia

    • @AUMINER1
      @AUMINER1 7 місяців тому

      @@theminoritiesreportpodcast4997 lameAF, no likes...lol, enjoy your TDS lol

    • @theminoritiesreportpodcast4997
      @theminoritiesreportpodcast4997 7 місяців тому +12

      @@AUMINER1 yea Drumpf is all those things

  • @flowergirl4612
    @flowergirl4612 7 місяців тому +54

    You can not have an intelligent conversation with a Trump supporter 😂. "I'm with dogs for Michael Vick," 😂😂 that was golden! And matched so perfectly.

    • @scottingalls8460
      @scottingalls8460 5 місяців тому +2

      Same with Joe Biden

    • @toddysurcharge771
      @toddysurcharge771 5 місяців тому

      @@scottingalls8460 Come up with something new besides whataboutism

  • @GDub88223
    @GDub88223 7 місяців тому +63

    2024 been needing Triumphs return badly 👏🏼

  • @judic7723
    @judic7723 7 місяців тому +2

    Thank you Triumph for putting a smile on my face❤

  • @FactbasedReality0421
    @FactbasedReality0421 6 місяців тому +3

    priceless!

  • @waynebristow4720
    @waynebristow4720 7 місяців тому +3

    The best part of all the Trump Trials, women are leading and winning. Go Ladies!

  • @jonproctor5683
    @jonproctor5683 7 місяців тому +24

    Triumph does a fantastic trump! Great work Bobby!

  • @alaenamcdonald1877
    @alaenamcdonald1877 6 місяців тому +1

    We need more Triumph!!!

  • @foreststewart1968
    @foreststewart1968 7 місяців тому +122

    "...now that O.J.'s dead! Oh man, I'm the one who's dying!

    • @peforster6725
      @peforster6725 7 місяців тому +6

      I laughed too hard at that

    • @davidgoosen1633
      @davidgoosen1633 7 місяців тому

      Good luck with your health because saying that you're dying is really really immature

    • @rinzaghi2057
      @rinzaghi2057 7 місяців тому

      ​@@davidgoosen1633 grow a pair

    • @purplemist7
      @purplemist7 7 місяців тому

      ​@@davidgoosen1633Good luck with your social life because apparently you don't get out much.

  • @ariesgray3
    @ariesgray3 7 місяців тому +2

    I’m very relieved to see there is a real journalist on the scene.

  • @KMMGREY
    @KMMGREY 7 місяців тому +30

    The who's who of who's off their meds 😂

  • @kmduarte2005
    @kmduarte2005 7 місяців тому +19

    He’s starting to slur his slurs 😂😂😂

  • @getsmarter5412
    @getsmarter5412 7 місяців тому +249

    By farting in court, tRump’s violating the gag order.

    • @expatannie6958
      @expatannie6958 7 місяців тому +24

      He's making everyone in the courtroom gag!🤢

    • @ShlomoZOGelstein
      @ShlomoZOGelstein 7 місяців тому

      Ohhh looky here another mental case with TDS

    • @BadEinstein1
      @BadEinstein1 7 місяців тому +2

      You are absolutely genius with tRumps!

    • @DonVideoGuy007
      @DonVideoGuy007 7 місяців тому

      😂🤣

    • @Vohlfied
      @Vohlfied 6 місяців тому +4

      It's wild that he calls Joe "sleepy" considering he fell asleep and soiled himself in court Wednesday 🤣

  • @sauce2000
    @sauce2000 7 місяців тому +9

    " A virtual rainbow representing every kind of mental disorder" 🤣🤣🤣 - spit a little coffee out on that one. Best/worst part is that it's true.

  • @DownYouGo75
    @DownYouGo75 7 місяців тому +60

    "won't give him abs." LMAO

    • @DonVideoGuy007
      @DonVideoGuy007 7 місяців тому

      That was the first of many zingers from Triumph the (Clever) Insult Dog... 😂🤣

  • @craiggallagher7292
    @craiggallagher7292 6 місяців тому +4

    Never has a dog puppet outsmarted so many people so thoroughly and with no effort, whatsoever:)

  • @ThreeToesofFury
    @ThreeToesofFury 7 місяців тому +66

    OMG...first the free special and now NEW Triumph from the field......YES!!!!!!! (hugs R.S!)

    • @ThreeToesofFury
      @ThreeToesofFury 7 місяців тому +2

      PS: holy sh@t...Triumph has a Trump impression????
      PSS: holy sh@tter...."Triumph" and "Trump" are almost the same name!!!!

    • @simonagree4070
      @simonagree4070 7 місяців тому +4

      And they both poop at rallys.

    • @AUMINER1
      @AUMINER1 7 місяців тому +2

      @@simonagree4070 you mean like you did to Trevor Bauer??

    • @wonderrob3225
      @wonderrob3225 7 місяців тому

      for me to poop on!

  • @julioblanco
    @julioblanco 7 місяців тому +2

    This is pure comedic genius! ❤

  • @bhambhole
    @bhambhole 7 місяців тому +23

    Thank you, Triumph. You are a good boy. 🦴 🐶❤

  • @KalediostrophicWhyscape-mc2ek
    @KalediostrophicWhyscape-mc2ek 6 місяців тому +2

    triumph does it again!

  • @socio-tech
    @socio-tech 7 місяців тому +34

    Starting at 3:55.4, it's Robert Smigel as Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, doing an impression of Donald Trump's Voice. while still sounding like Triumph is doing the impression. 👐👏👏👏 Some Impressive shit.

    • @kqh123
      @kqh123 7 місяців тому +3

      An American Jew, doing an impression of a Russian, doing an impression of Trump

  • @SomebodyelseBiteme
    @SomebodyelseBiteme 6 місяців тому +2

    I love Triumph! When I see there’s a new Triumph video, my day is made.

  • @barnabyaprobert5159
    @barnabyaprobert5159 7 місяців тому +168

    "I'm with Dogs for Michael Vick."
    Hilarious but it went right over the Trumpflakes' heads.

    • @ge2623
      @ge2623 7 місяців тому +15

      Most of them aren't even listening.

    • @FaustVaz
      @FaustVaz 7 місяців тому +11

      I had no idea who Michael Vick was so I googled and as soon as I read "prison for dog fighting" 😂💀

    • @carolinematusevich889
      @carolinematusevich889 7 місяців тому +6

      The same thing when he followed up that if tRUMP wins, he may need to serve four more years as president. 😂

    • @robinhendrix66
      @robinhendrix66 7 місяців тому +6

      @@FaustVaz Me, too! That's a great joke, now that I know.

    • @jramsey9690
      @jramsey9690 7 місяців тому +1

      But, damn, Michael Vick is so 10 years ago. The Jamaican lady was priceless.

  • @eddievinson5436
    @eddievinson5436 6 місяців тому +1

    I have to keep pausing this because I'm laughing so much!

  • @antoniobronx4955
    @antoniobronx4955 7 місяців тому +54

    “I feel bad for Trump…he finally pays someone what he owes them and they indict him for it!”

  • @merryshort5276
    @merryshort5276 7 місяців тому +1

    That young man is impressive. He gives me hope for this country.

  • @ZobethC
    @ZobethC 7 місяців тому +16

    I’ve missed you my love! The funniest Rottweiler puppet on earth!!! 😘🥰

  • @randyj420
    @randyj420 6 місяців тому

    AWESOME!!! Thank U Mr. Smigel - you're the BEST. Your on the spot reports over the years have been top shelf funny and eye opening. Wonderful. Thanks so much - keep it up - please!!!

  • @jasonwachtel3285
    @jasonwachtel3285 7 місяців тому +110

    When describing one side of my family I used to quip 'A cornucopia of mental problems'. Also, I referred to taking a poop during his presidency as; 'I have to drop trump off at the whitehouse'

    • @AUMINER1
      @AUMINER1 7 місяців тому +4

      Trevor Bauer got the last laugh, and so will President Trump.

    • @stephenhawkingsfootballboo7885
      @stephenhawkingsfootballboo7885 7 місяців тому

      @@AUMINER1 Trump will lose and have to stand trial three more times in 2025. The American People will have the last laugh.

    • @chrisrj9871
      @chrisrj9871 7 місяців тому

      If trump is president/dicktator again and I'm alive in 2025, I'm going to be using that "dropping trump off at the white house" line!

    • @wonderrob3225
      @wonderrob3225 7 місяців тому +1

      for me to poop on!

    • @wonderrob3225
      @wonderrob3225 7 місяців тому +4

      ​@@simonagree4070 Are you inquiring about the reasons for Trump's prosecution? If you're seeking information from UA-cam comments to educate yourself on this matter, I won't attempt to explain it to you.

  • @bugeyed
    @bugeyed 7 місяців тому +4

    Smigel is a genius!

  • @TheBollysongs
    @TheBollysongs 7 місяців тому +14

    "You did it, Dracula's dead!" Frickin' genius line, laughed out loud so hard 😂😂❤

  • @stephenblake2196
    @stephenblake2196 6 місяців тому +8

    NICE !! WE NEED TRIUMPH 2024!!!!

  • @johnknouse6984
    @johnknouse6984 7 місяців тому +19

    Triumph...your source...for the latest news...TO POOP ON!!! Love you!!!!

  • @christophercruz1513
    @christophercruz1513 4 місяці тому +1

    Robert smigel i am a huge fan. I love triumph

  • @TheDjmase89
    @TheDjmase89 7 місяців тому +9

    It baffles me that people have this much energy and time to argue

  • @OperationChicago
    @OperationChicago 7 місяців тому +1

    Good for Triump for making everyone laugh, I think it got some people together :)

  • @EricRoss57
    @EricRoss57 7 місяців тому +5

    Haven't seen Triumph in years. Great job!

  • @Sodonewithchaos
    @Sodonewithchaos 7 місяців тому +1

    Too many ad libs that just blew me away….tears running down my leg 🤣💦🫡‼️🤦🏼‍♀️🤣🤣

  • @KingfisherTalkingPictures
    @KingfisherTalkingPictures 7 місяців тому +7

    God, I love Triumph! Thank you for doing this!

  • @CrystalLynn1988
    @CrystalLynn1988 7 місяців тому +1

    I'm so happy Triumph is back. I love you Triumph ❤️

  • @tedlis517
    @tedlis517 7 місяців тому +1

    Regular Triumph updates, please!

  • @adamacote
    @adamacote 7 місяців тому +8

    We NEED TRIUMPH FOR THESE TIMES

  • @Thunderchief-rt3gt
    @Thunderchief-rt3gt 6 місяців тому +43

    Love all the "Christians" who support this madman.

    • @ThePipemiker
      @ThePipemiker 5 місяців тому +5

      Maybe I'm a bit of a cynic, but considering that at it's core, christianity is about idolizing an insufferably self-righteous madman with questionable affiliations, they could hardly act otherwise.

    • @mikev4089
      @mikev4089 5 місяців тому

      Like you mama

    • @mikev4089
      @mikev4089 5 місяців тому +1

      @@ThePipemikerkeep smelling your own farts

    • @ThePipemiker
      @ThePipemiker 5 місяців тому +2

      @@mikev4089 How impolite of me. I didn't even offer you a whiff.

    • @mikev4089
      @mikev4089 5 місяців тому

      @@ThePipemiker Thank you!! I was waiting for you to make me an offer. Please eat some cabbage & beans and get hack to Mr when you’re ready. 🍑💨💨🤧

  • @28th_St_Air
    @28th_St_Air 7 місяців тому +292

    It is frightening to see just how naive some people can be. The guy who said, “Look at me. I’m not vaccinated and I’m still alive.”, is a prime example of the idiocracy going on in the US.

    • @ge2623
      @ge2623 7 місяців тому +87

      I've never been in a car accident, so cars never crash.

    • @bookgirlny8511
      @bookgirlny8511 7 місяців тому +11

      Ikr

    • @sprig5173
      @sprig5173 7 місяців тому +33

      Also their idea of American exceptionalism just translates to a bunch of selfish a'holes.

    • @bookgirlny8511
      @bookgirlny8511 7 місяців тому +12

      @@sprig5173 So true-unfortunately

    • @michaelccozens
      @michaelccozens 7 місяців тому

      Oh, it's much worse than "Idiocracy", just like "Don't Look Up" was actually better in a lot of ways than our current climate crisis (for one, at least the comet was at least partially not our fault, and their tech-bros were halfway-competent. They got swarms of interplanetary robots; we got rusting Cybertrucks and literal human-hunting drones). The people in "Idiocracy" *wanted to know better*. Our fascists don't.
      This is the Information Age. It's not this fucking stuff isn't literally 5 seconds away, for anyone, constantly. And there are experts *screaming* to explain what's happening for people to be able to understand it, and a huge number are answering, "Nah. I'm good" (if not "I'mma shoot you for offering").
      It's not great.

  • @nsac3450
    @nsac3450 7 місяців тому +1

    Good stuff! Thank you

  • @bkzeppelin3215
    @bkzeppelin3215 7 місяців тому +47

    Triumph doing the maga dog, priceless 😂

  • @EffingtonCouldBe
    @EffingtonCouldBe 7 місяців тому +1

    Triumph and his owner Smigel, BALLS of STEEL !!!

  • @1tigerbee
    @1tigerbee 7 місяців тому +9

    Triumph is the best! He needs to be a regular on Sunday morning talking head shows. Be a member of the powerhouse round table!

  • @JohnDoeAnon
    @JohnDoeAnon 5 місяців тому +1

    When the world needed him most...he returned!

  • @cindymata8257
    @cindymata8257 7 місяців тому +7

    Triumph 🐕 I've been looking for you! You're the Best! Vote Blue 💙

  • @SedatKPunkt
    @SedatKPunkt 6 місяців тому +2

    *…the who is who of* *_who's off their meds…_*
    *that was fire*