Nah, he'd end up worse off. He'd be like every other internet user, buried in meme culture that turned into a self-righteous insufferable justice warrior who only does anything if he can benefit from it in some way. He'd be that douche who arrives to a crime scene and rattle off his pricing structure for services before anything.
Yep. I mean, even though he's super strong, and super fast, usually he annoyed villains into making an error, kinda like Spiderman. That being said, I wonder how he would fare against Joker. Gag hero vs gag villain.
The differemce between today's internet and 90's internet is just that the good/weird stuff is better hidden, the insults are "politically correct" outside of the indie sites, and there's a ton more ads (yes, I'm saying we're worse off than when everyone had popups and AdBlock hadn't been invented)
It's astounding how Batman so nonchalantly discusses anthropomorphic platypi with dimensionally engineered hats, aliens, super-powered tweens, and cartoon superheroes
The Tick is another underrated joke hero. Literally nothing in his vers was able to actually hurt him beyond the sensation of pain. He even Tanked a supposedly planet destroying weapon that just so happened to look exactly like an 8ball. My theory is he's actually invulnerable and the pain is just psychosomatic.
Some iterations have been rendered unconscious. And he's a deep sleeper. So go the psychological route: When he's down you dress him in a suit, plonk him down behind a pc and gaslight him into thinking he's just having a case of the mondays. He's willful, but not smart. Keep him in this SCP-1915 like state for an indeterminate time, using the common cold (which really puts him down for the count) as negative reinforcement should he doubt the deception. He is shown to wish to maintain his status quo, so when he accepts fully you will have created the world largest and dimmest form adjuster.
Some iterations have been rendered unconscious. And he's a deep sleeper. So go the psychological route: When he's down you dress him in a suit, plonk him down behind a pc and gaslight him into thinking he's just having a case of the mondays. He's willful, but not smart. Keep him in this SCP-1915 like state for an indeterminate time, using the common cold (which really puts him down for the count) as negative reinforcement should he doubt the deception. He is shown to wish to maintain his status quo, so when he accepts fully you will have created the world largest and dimmest form adjuster.
I'd say it's better, this has no parciality, the writer doesn't go "Batman would totally beat this character because he has prep time and beat Superman this one time"
Here's a Freakazoid contingency plan that is foolproof: Have a time-rewind device strapped inside his body, preferably disguised as an Osiris food product. Once activated the device would trap the hero in a time-loop, relieving a moment of fun with officer Mick Cosgrove. At the moment when officer Cosgrove would remind Freakazoid of his current objective the machine would rewind, trapping our lunatic in a non-stop fun induced limbo.
It's funny as Freakazoid was originally going to be a show akin to the Batman the animated series. The episode staring the Creeper, that's basically what Freakazoid would have been like.
Yeah. He was initially behind the show with Paul Dini. But Steven Speilberg wanted to do a gag show. With that said, back in episode 1, Batman did cameo, so one could make the argument freakazoid is a distant cousin of the DCAU on account of who were behind his inception
@@Scudboy17 I can see him going along with the "PEE IS STORED IN THE BALLS!" joke. Maybe something like "Your skull is the prison for your brain! That's why The Lobe is so evil!" Come to think of it, he would've leaked the location of the "HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US" flag when LeBouf put it up in that field...and replaced it with a flag of his face. "I found it! I win! Now YOU gotta find where I'M gonna put it! No peeking!"
Now I want to see the contingency for the Mask. Movie or cartoon version. The comic version is a villain, so Batman will not have a contingency plan for him, but a straight battle plan.
Ironically, when Joker is wearing the Mask, he is very easy to beat. All Batman did was tell him that he's not funny when wearing the Mask. Joker immediately took it off. It actually happened in the crossover.
Freakazoid on Mars 2050: Freakazoid would even be able to beam himself to the Voyager and Pioneer probes from cell phone signals sent from the Moon or Mars. Dude is so beyond OP.
1:50 Is it wrong that I'm familiar enough with the show to point out that's from the Invisbo episode, specifically during the song segment where he goes to his tomb to look for him, and we find out the people who freed the being were still alive, and were also apparently dancing.
Batman didn't research this one very well. It wasn't Dexter's computer that has a problem, specifically. It was the Pinnacle Chip. _Any_ computer with the Pinnacle Chip installed would be vulnerable to the one-in-a-trillion glitch if that series of key inputs were… well… input.
Thing is, Freakazoid wins by pure bullsh*t pretty much every time. Much as I loved the show, the ending were very much the weak point. Also, while I'm here, the early development of the show was planned to be a more serious show, on par with the Batman/Superman/Justice League series, with Freakazoid being wacky and unbalanced in an otherwise normal, same world. They scrapped that and went with toonish comedy. The ideas and persona of this early, proto-Freakazod was used for DCAU's Creeper.
Frakazoid could help Batman contain the joker. Pretty sure Freakazoid could completely negate the Joker and make him lose interest in whatever he is about to do. He would bum out Joker into submission
Ironic, because Freakazoid was the genesis of Batman TAS 🦇. Freakaziod was originally meant to be a more serious hero. But as they decided to go more humerus, the creators were unhappy & looked for new project. Creating the awesome, Batman TAS.
Don't forget what the Internet was made for Kate Monster, er, I mean, Batman, that probably had a hand in his insanity and... Choice of dress... ... ... He almost reminds me of a more sane Creeper or a more heroic Joker, with the Speedforce... ... ... Bad thoughts!
Considering Freakazoid did a crossover with teen titans go, which itself has shown batman in, it's incredibly likely batman eould meet him now. Although batman himself would probably ask plasticman to help since he is just as strong.
Cosgrove is a terrifyingly power being. He was able to single-handedly get the Warner siblings, the physical manifestation of chaos, to sit down and behave.
Stopping Freakazoid is easy: you ask him how to stop him, then ask him to show you how to make the object to stop him. He has a search engine for part of his brain, so he can't help himself
People nowadays think that the idea of a superhero created by the internet is crazy, but forget it was almost canonical that Marvel almost had a superhero in 2020 who gets his powers from "internet gas." And lest we forget about Safespace and Snowflake. So yeah, mid 90s Freakazoid made more sense than anything Marvel Comics or DC is doing nowadays. Freakazoid is light-years ahead in quality over "I Am Not Starfire."
In the case for Shin Godzilla, I imagine the contingency would be very similar to what happened in the movie. That is, if Batman doesn’t neutralize Godzilla before he reaches his fourth form. I can see him taking out Godzilla in either his second or third forms before things get too out of hand In the case of Godzilla Earth, I believe Batman would employ the same strategy used to kill Godzilla Filius. If Godzilla Earth has already reached full-size, I believe he would use a similar strategy to what was used in Mechagodzilla City.
A jab at the new cancelled warriors or whatever it was called with "Snow Flake and Safe Space" that made me laugh and remember how awful that is. I actually wanted to see how terrible that comic would had bomb in the public, ha ha.
huh for some reason i thought freakazoid would say freak out to turn human and dexter had to say freak in to turn to freakazoid. i could be wrong because its so long ago but hmmm.
Batman talking about how to take down Freakazoid while sitting on the Twilight Throne with a Combine computer behind him. Batman's been working overtime.
The best contingency for Kratos is to just leave him alone. Similar to John Wick, all of Kratos' rampages happened after some idiot tried to mess with him. Every prophecy involving Kratos was set in motion by gods trying to prevent it.
Batman please understand its one thing to have a contingency plan to stop people from hurting people so becareful with what you say because it could and back fire on you I'm telling you this because your my favorite hero and family so choose your words carefully
Could you imagine how powerful freakazoid would be at this point considering what the Internet is today compared to the 90's and early 2000's
Yeah.... I doubt that he would stay a hero tho......
But then again, he could've become even more goofy....
@ralphremo1862 Except he's too nuts to realize this.
He’d become a pervert and a porn addict
He would just be porn, nothing but increasingly shameful porn and non funny memes
Nah, he'd end up worse off. He'd be like every other internet user, buried in meme culture that turned into a self-righteous insufferable justice warrior who only does anything if he can benefit from it in some way. He'd be that douche who arrives to a crime scene and rattle off his pricing structure for services before anything.
“He’s definitely going to be the biggest test of my patience.”
If I remember right, that’s about dead accurate to the show.
I failed that test on episode one.
Yep. And, hey, even if he may not be able to get BatMite directly... could always sic Fanboy on him.
Yep. I mean, even though he's super strong, and super fast, usually he annoyed villains into making an error, kinda like Spiderman. That being said, I wonder how he would fare against Joker. Gag hero vs gag villain.
@@jimwormmaster Ohhh laughing boy would have no end of fun toying with Freakazoid.
@@Rhyusfox Or he'd go ballistic due to people thinking Freakazoid is funnier than him...
I loved the part where Batman called out how stupid “Experimental Internet Gas” sounds
Shots fired at Marvel....seriously what the hell were the team smoking when they came up with those characters?
@@ShinKyuubiProbably some experimental internet gas
At least Freakazoid only have to tolerate the 1990’s internet…
That's exactly what I was thinking. It got me Wondering if today's would actually be a good origin for a new age Joker
@@mangyolmuttmaybe a Batman beyond style joker.
The differemce between today's internet and 90's internet is just that the good/weird stuff is better hidden, the insults are "politically correct" outside of the indie sites, and there's a ton more ads (yes, I'm saying we're worse off than when everyone had popups and AdBlock hadn't been invented)
And a lot more smut, much of which is deranged.
@enriquejoseantequerasanche6180
Gonna have to disagree, in no way is the banner ads of today worse than the malware-injecting pop-ups of yesteryear.
It's astounding how Batman so nonchalantly discusses anthropomorphic platypi with dimensionally engineered hats, aliens, super-powered tweens, and cartoon superheroes
Well he has met the likes of Bat-Mite, Booster Gold, Eel O'Brian, Lobo, Bizarro, Dex-Starr, Gorilla Grodd, Mr. Mxyzptlk, Ambush Bug, and the Creeper.
Modern Freakazoid will fight evil with memes and UA-cam references and his sidekick would probably be the Ugandan knuckles
Ugandan Knuckles who will "do it for you" and "can haz cheeseburger."
I hope they do the Tick at some point. When a giant indestructible impossibly strong man comes at you yelling SPOON! you need a contingency plan.
Eh he’s just nigh indestructible
@@Ironcorgi2 if I remember right from the show it basically means he's indestructible but he actually feels the pain.
The Tick is another underrated joke hero. Literally nothing in his vers was able to actually hurt him beyond the sensation of pain. He even Tanked a supposedly planet destroying weapon that just so happened to look exactly like an 8ball. My theory is he's actually invulnerable and the pain is just psychosomatic.
Some iterations have been rendered unconscious.
And he's a deep sleeper.
So go the psychological route:
When he's down you dress him in a suit, plonk him down behind a pc and gaslight him into thinking he's just having a case of the mondays.
He's willful, but not smart.
Keep him in this SCP-1915 like state for an indeterminate time, using the common cold (which really puts him down for the count) as negative reinforcement should he doubt the deception.
He is shown to wish to maintain his status quo, so when he accepts fully you will have created the world largest and dimmest form adjuster.
Some iterations have been rendered unconscious.
And he's a deep sleeper.
So go the psychological route:
When he's down you dress him in a suit, plonk him down behind a pc and gaslight him into thinking he's just having a case of the mondays.
He's willful, but not smart.
Keep him in this SCP-1915 like state for an indeterminate time, using the common cold (which really puts him down for the count) as negative reinforcement should he doubt the deception.
He is shown to wish to maintain his status quo, so when he accepts fully you will have created the world largest and dimmest form adjuster.
hearing batman talk about these heroes with such seriousness is as enjoyable as watching deathbattle XD
I'd say it's better, this has no parciality, the writer doesn't go "Batman would totally beat this character because he has prep time and beat Superman this one time"
The jab at what's-his-name from New Warriors was too funny lol
I am *so glad* I'm not the only one who thought of Freakazoid when I found out about Internet Man or whatever TF his name was.
Screensaver
And deserved, they totally stole Freakazoid's idea.
Internet gas?
Seriously, "experimental internet gas" is something out of the 90s when comic writers had no idea how the internet even worked!
I like how Batman just instantly calls out the internet gas bs
Maybe so, but Batman would absolutely be screwed if Cosgrove told him to cut it out.
Plan B: Bat frying pan.
Man...taking the shot at Internet gas had me laughing
Here's a Freakazoid contingency plan that is foolproof: Have a time-rewind device strapped inside his body, preferably disguised as an Osiris food product. Once activated the device would trap the hero in a time-loop, relieving a moment of fun with officer Mick Cosgrove. At the moment when officer Cosgrove would remind Freakazoid of his current objective the machine would rewind, trapping our lunatic in a non-stop fun induced limbo.
It's funny as Freakazoid was originally going to be a show akin to the Batman the animated series.
The episode staring the Creeper, that's basically what Freakazoid would have been like.
They had Bruce Timm draw concept art, right?
Yeah. He was initially behind the show with Paul Dini. But Steven Speilberg wanted to do a gag show. With that said, back in episode 1, Batman did cameo, so one could make the argument freakazoid is a distant cousin of the DCAU on account of who were behind his inception
Just send Plastic Man after him. That'll be enough.
you could litterally just draw a circle around him and tell him he's trapped
I love how serious Batman takes this
Ah yes *Freakazoid* my favorite childhood show...
Frekazoid would probably take being called more annoying than Bat-Mite as a compliment lol.
On the real tho since you covered Freakazoid, you might as well cover Candlejack.
He’s freaking scary and
Never say Candlejack!
Are you m-
Whats the big deal about saying Candlej
Hopefully, Batman recognizes Freakazoid IS the contingency plan for Candlejack. He would be stu
You FOOL, you said Candlejack's name! You've doo
@@chesterstevens8870 this threads not a very bright bunch haha
Batman thanking someone for giving him money is one of the most bizarre things I've ever heard.
Same
Or, you know, distract him with 4chan. That'll keep him occupied.
Freakazoid literally has the entire content of everything that has been posted on 4chan going thru his mind every second. That explains a lot, really.
Explains why he’s crazy.
@@Scudboy17 I can see him going along with the "PEE IS STORED IN THE BALLS!" joke. Maybe something like "Your skull is the prison for your brain! That's why The Lobe is so evil!"
Come to think of it, he would've leaked the location of the "HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US" flag when LeBouf put it up in that field...and replaced it with a flag of his face. "I found it! I win! Now YOU gotta find where I'M gonna put it! No peeking!"
Oh crap, if he has the whole WWW in his head, that includes the porn. ALL OF IT!
Ya missed the obvious weakness to poo gas
Lmao not the experimental internet gas
Now I want to see the contingency for the Mask. Movie or cartoon version. The comic version is a villain, so Batman will not have a contingency plan for him, but a straight battle plan.
Ironically, when Joker is wearing the Mask, he is very easy to beat. All Batman did was tell him that he's not funny when wearing the Mask. Joker immediately took it off. It actually happened in the crossover.
Freakazoid on Mars 2050:
Freakazoid would even be able to beam himself to the Voyager and Pioneer probes from cell phone signals sent from the Moon or Mars.
Dude is so beyond OP.
1:50
Is it wrong that I'm familiar enough with the show to point out that's from the Invisbo episode, specifically during the song segment where he goes to his tomb to look for him, and we find out the people who freed the being were still alive, and were also apparently dancing.
I hope the UA-cam algorithm blesses this channel. Such a simple, yet very entertaining concept that really deserves more views.
The dig at Bat-Mite at the end was perfect.🤣
Enjoyed the idea that batman has social media and is also getting funding from fans.
Batman didn't research this one very well. It wasn't Dexter's computer that has a problem, specifically. It was the Pinnacle Chip. _Any_ computer with the Pinnacle Chip installed would be vulnerable to the one-in-a-trillion glitch if that series of key inputs were… well… input.
If Batman does Freakazoid, then he should also do The Mask.
Thing is, Freakazoid wins by pure bullsh*t pretty much every time. Much as I loved the show, the ending were very much the weak point.
Also, while I'm here, the early development of the show was planned to be a more serious show, on par with the Batman/Superman/Justice League series, with Freakazoid being wacky and unbalanced in an otherwise normal, same world. They scrapped that and went with toonish comedy. The ideas and persona of this early, proto-Freakazod was used for DCAU's Creeper.
just watched a bunch of your vids, these are awesome and actually seem like something batman would do.🔥
I thought he’d mention Guy Garudner at the end as his biggest test of patience.
It makes me wonder about his contingency plans for the Warner siblings.
Remember - when it comes to writing Batman, less is more.
Excellent video. Thank you for the video.
How about a Bat-Mite contengency in the future?
this earned you a sub
HUGbees
Moose.
Candle Jack would be an amusing one for him to cover. Mostly because Bats seems to like repeating the names.
I love the burn on Screen Time's "internet gas" almost as much as I hate that I get the reference.
That experimental internet gas call out tho
You might have also forgotten that Freakazoid managed to force himself into control after 'unzipping' Dexter Douglas' head.
I feel like the biggest test of Batman’s patience after Freakazoid would be Frank Drebin from the Naked Gun.
Frakazoid could help Batman contain the joker. Pretty sure Freakazoid could completely negate the Joker and make him lose interest in whatever he is about to do. He would bum out Joker into submission
Ironic, because Freakazoid was the genesis of Batman TAS 🦇. Freakaziod was originally meant to be a more serious hero. But as they decided to go more humerus, the creators were unhappy & looked for new project. Creating the awesome, Batman TAS.
Freakazoid follows the rules of cartoon physics. The best way to defeat him is to follow them.
Batman got his computers from his buddy Dr Breen.
I wonder if Batman has a file for Billy, Mandy, and Grimm.
Freakazoid vs Ariel is a gag fight for the ages ☠️☠️☠️
Ah, the "internet gas" meme will never die...
2:46 Freakazoid surviving a nuclear explosion at ground zero that's 16x more powerful than the Tsar Bomba... dayum.
can you imagine if the freakazoid absorbed the internet now?
I wouldn't be surprised if Amanda Waller has a contingency plan for the cartoon community.
The one hero whose power is literally the Toon Force.
i didnt know i needed batman contingency plans
bruce taking cashapp payments - gotham and the justice league are bleeding a billionair dry
SOUNDS LIKE THE GUY FORGOT TO UPDATE HIS POP-OUT BLOCKER, WHICH ALSO PROTECTS AGAINST POP-INS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CONTINGENCY PLAN: ANIMANIACS
Don't forget what the Internet was made for Kate Monster, er, I mean, Batman, that probably had a hand in his insanity and... Choice of dress... ... ...
He almost reminds me of a more sane Creeper or a more heroic Joker, with the Speedforce... ... ... Bad thoughts!
Nah, just get cosgrove to ask freakazoid to do something. Hell say yes.
Freakazoid makes Plastic Man look like . . . well, Batman, to be honest.
Considering Freakazoid did a crossover with teen titans go, which itself has shown batman in, it's incredibly likely batman eould meet him now.
Although batman himself would probably ask plasticman to help since he is just as strong.
Damn i wonder what's his contingency plan for the crimson Chin
Cosgrove would tell him to Cut that out!
Cosgrove is a terrifyingly power being. He was able to single-handedly get the Warner siblings, the physical manifestation of chaos, to sit down and behave.
@@pyrosplicer85 facts that man has some powers of his own like a hypnotic suggestion on power of Aizen from Bleach.
and the creeper
Let’s get a powder toast man episode
Stopping Freakazoid is easy: you ask him how to stop him, then ask him to show you how to make the object to stop him.
He has a search engine for part of his brain, so he can't help himself
now I wonder what the contingency would be for Coop from Megas XLR.
I wonder how a contingency plan on Candlejack would work out for Ba
I can't wait to see how Batman would take on Deadpool.
I’d like to see one of these on the Freakazoid version of Norm Abram.
People nowadays think that the idea of a superhero created by the internet is crazy, but forget it was almost canonical that Marvel almost had a superhero in 2020 who gets his powers from "internet gas." And lest we forget about Safespace and Snowflake. So yeah, mid 90s Freakazoid made more sense than anything Marvel Comics or DC is doing nowadays. Freakazoid is light-years ahead in quality over "I Am Not Starfire."
Batman thoughts on the tick please
Inhaling internet gass is that a reference to that bad marvel team idea ?
You could just ask him to help you stop him,if he didn't volunteer first.
Would like to see a contingency plan for a version of Godzilla.
Like Shin Godzilla, or Godzilla Earth
Lol good luck to Batman on that one.
In the case for Shin Godzilla, I imagine the contingency would be very similar to what happened in the movie. That is, if Batman doesn’t neutralize Godzilla before he reaches his fourth form. I can see him taking out Godzilla in either his second or third forms before things get too out of hand
In the case of Godzilla Earth, I believe Batman would employ the same strategy used to kill Godzilla Filius. If Godzilla Earth has already reached full-size, I believe he would use a similar strategy to what was used in Mechagodzilla City.
Always wished Freakazoid crossed over into DC
Experimental Internet Gas
Excuse Me What?
The basis for a Marvel character called Screentime.
Luckily Batman’s on another network.
How can i request a plan?
A jab at the new cancelled warriors or whatever it was called with "Snow Flake and Safe Space" that made me laugh and remember how awful that is. I actually wanted to see how terrible that comic would had bomb in the public, ha ha.
3:15 ... unless he was just doing a bit.
I want to see a Batman contingency plan for Spider-Man and possibly Deadpool
Contingency plan for Felix the cat when?
Earthworm Jim?
How would Batman handle someone like Saitama, aka Caped Baldy (One Punch Man?)
huh for some reason i thought freakazoid would say freak out to turn human and dexter had to say freak in to turn to freakazoid. i could be wrong because its so long ago but hmmm.
You forgot about poo gas
Whats the cash app?
Try Deadpool.
Batman talking about how to take down Freakazoid while sitting on the Twilight Throne with a Combine computer behind him.
Batman's been working overtime.
Freakazoid is just " the creeper " , he is the Joker's evil twin and Harley quinn was traumatized back to sanity after brief exposure to him.
that jab at the ben-10-wannabe in marvel is a clever line
Do you want to see something strange and mystical?
Would be curious to see what contengency he'd have for Kratos
The best contingency for Kratos is to just leave him alone. Similar to John Wick, all of Kratos' rampages happened after some idiot tried to mess with him. Every prophecy involving Kratos was set in motion by gods trying to prevent it.
Batman please understand its one thing to have a contingency plan to stop people from hurting people so becareful with what you say because it could and back fire on you I'm telling you this because your my favorite hero and family so choose your words carefully