I know what it is. It's the cute faces, the sarcasm and the cute bug eyes at the end that keep me coming back. I LOVE these videos. I think the funny is perfect at around the 2 minute mark. It just gives it that much more "oomph" that "kapow"...he really did turn a boy into a tree. Like wtf....
How you told it, it actually looked like Sylvanus was the bad guy... But tree buisness is none of my buisness, i guess. Oh, and you forgot to say that hes Groot, because tbh, he really is.
HeimskirTheGuyYouKillEveryTime Hey! Come merry dol! derry dol! My darling! Light goes the weather-wind and the feathered starling. Down along under Hill, shining in the sunlight, Waiting on the doorstep for the cold starlight, There my pretty lady is, River-woman's daughter, Slender as the willow-wand, clearer than the water. Old Tom Bombadil water-lilies bringing Comes hopping home again. Can you hear him singing? Hey! Come merry dol! derry dol! and merry-o! Goldberry, Goldberry, merry yellow berry-o! Poor old Willow-man, you tuck your roots away! Tom's in a hurry now. Evening will follow day. Tom's going home again water-lilies bringing. Hey! Come derry dol! Can you hear me singing?
Sylvanus is like that old man that rides around in a giant van (minus the pedophilia) or hides in a dumpster throwing garbage at all the snobby uptight pricks and gives candy to the lovely children who listen to him. Good luck unseeing that next time you play him :P
He's right. Just check wikipedia (it mostly true... right?) it was either Sylvanus or Apollo. Romans really are the starter of NAMBLA. X_X Good thing Nevercake never mention this.
If Lord of the Rings taught me anything, it was that giant walking, talking trees are scary and should not be taken as being sappy (no pun intended maybe) So as long as you treat Sylvanus with respect, he won't Ent out and root you straight to Hell.
Jesse Silva The cute tree Slyvanus is standing on has to compete for nutrients in the soil agaisnt other trees Stonger than it, Hungrier than it....Stronger than it. If it fails to do so, the neigbouring tree will consume the cute tree from the roots, slowly breaking down its bark, painfully snapping its roots whereas it will continue to eat its insides leaving but a hollow piece of rotten wood laying cold on the forest floor :D
all right so, you know how hermes guides souls into the afterlife, well that's where anubis comes in, the god who ushers souls into the afterlife...yeah but they're different. a long time ago anubis was lord of the underworld but then Osiris came in and was like mine now sucka. so now he just judges souls and guides them into the afterlife. in the underworld he has scales where he takes your heart and weighs it against a magical feather. if the feather is heavier than the heart the soul is cast deep into the underworld. that must be a big feather. anubis also has a jackal head and eats corpses if they are not mummified properly so before you go wrap yourself in that toilet paper or he'll eat you nom nom nom
That story... had no right to be as funny as you made it sound. I am unsure whether to be inspired with awe, or mortified at your storytelling prowess, Nevercake. Either way I'm... pretty sure it's a good thing.
lmao @ smite for thinking it's okay to steal lily pichu's idea for tldr lore, apply it to smite, and give her no credit for a video style that is almost exactly the same as hers. keep it classy guys.
I'm Sylvanus, sitting in a tree: S-M-I-T-I-N-G
[VVA] Okay!
***** [VVX] Cancel that.
EwwWTFLOL [VVGT] That's too bad!
*****
:D
*****
Remember that time I drowned you? fun right?
Outside? What's that?
I think its a food
I thought it was that one place where sci-fi games take place in.
Outside its not even a word!
outside is that a food or drink
Outside?Is that a new god or something?
"this kills the deer"
XD
I CANT STOP LAUGHING
HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I saw a tree once. On tv
what was it like?
Probably weird
yeah i saw wood in TV too
Gerry12LP
It was a Sudowoodo. My mistake
TheNuroshi oh...
*Amazing Wolf Noises* THIS KILLS THE DEER
"You ain't done crying yet boy..." - Sylvanus
I will never forget...
"You know when you go outside and..."
Woah! what kind of magical fantasy-land are you talking about Nevercake ?!?
this needs to be always,never stop this.
Man you are amazing! Mercy part was awesome!
What is this "trees" you speak of in this land of "outside"?
I think "lands of outside" is a new world of warcraft expansion
outside sounds scary..wouldn't go look for it if i were you..
The thing you see in windows.
"there are trees and stuff" lol Love that!
I see a potential trend: #ThisKillsTheDeer
I know what it is. It's the cute faces, the sarcasm and the cute bug eyes at the end that keep me coming back. I LOVE these videos. I think the funny is perfect at around the 2 minute mark. It just gives it that much more "oomph" that "kapow"...he really did turn a boy into a tree. Like wtf....
Awww, i tough it was the keeper of the "stuff"
and with stuff i mean adult books.
Celio Hogane The old guy does like wood, amirite?
Snow FFFFFFF....I see what you did there. White's color code lol
I love these Nevercake you are awesome
I just... want more of these videos... They're so good...
and the wolves went angagnnangnag.... this kills the deer. XD damn nevercake dude these are just way too funny.
Sentence of the day: "This Kills The Deer."
narrator: you know how if you go outside theres like trees and stuff
me: Nope
And the Monday is good now
How you told it, it actually looked like Sylvanus was the bad guy... But tree buisness is none of my buisness, i guess.
Oh, and you forgot to say that hes Groot, because tbh, he really is.
Not Sylvanus, Grover. Grover is Groot. The end.
Grover is treebeard and sylvanus that one creepy forest guy in the hobbit get it right.
HeimskirTheGuyYouKillEveryTime Hey! Come merry dol! derry dol! My darling!
Light goes the weather-wind and the feathered starling.
Down along under Hill, shining in the sunlight,
Waiting on the doorstep for the cold starlight,
There my pretty lady is, River-woman's daughter,
Slender as the willow-wand, clearer than the water.
Old Tom Bombadil water-lilies bringing
Comes hopping home again. Can you hear him singing?
Hey! Come merry dol! derry dol! and merry-o!
Goldberry, Goldberry, merry yellow berry-o!
Poor old Willow-man, you tuck your roots away!
Tom's in a hurry now. Evening will follow day.
Tom's going home again water-lilies bringing.
Hey! Come derry dol! Can you hear me singing?
HeimskirTheGuyYouKillEveryTime Bombadil? The one thats basically the coolest cat in town?
Sylvanus is like that old man that rides around in a giant van (minus the pedophilia) or hides in a dumpster throwing garbage at all the snobby uptight pricks and gives candy to the lovely children who listen to him. Good luck unseeing that next time you play him :P
Actually Sylvanus and the boy mentioned in the video were lovers... so not minus the pedophilia.
pseudogenesis WAHTTTT WAHT
He's right. Just check wikipedia (it mostly true... right?) it was either Sylvanus or Apollo. Romans really are the starter of NAMBLA. X_X Good thing Nevercake never mention this.
That last line though. still laughing.
Nevercake announcer pack please!
YESSSS
lol epic ending x) love the scylla episode too.
If Lord of the Rings taught me anything, it was that giant walking, talking trees are scary and should not be taken as being sappy (no pun intended maybe) So as long as you treat Sylvanus with respect, he won't Ent out and root you straight to Hell.
They're taking the gods to Asgard?
GeminiOrion9 They're taking the gods to As -gard -gard -gard
'Trees that come to life"......they are already alive.......
They REALLY need a Rocket and Groot skin for him!
Nevercake confirmed next Animal Planet narrator. #ThisKillsTheDeer
*I Was There...*
when he said creatures i was thinking of kootra and nova, lol
I need more videos need more I fucking nneedddd it because they are just awesome
i never knew if sylvanus was the tree or the dude at first
WHATS THIS? ANOTHER NEVERCAKE VIDEO
A LARGE INFLUX OF TREEEEES OUTA PUT A STOP TO THAT
You should add Pan, he'd be a cool god in smite... right? there's probably some similar god I can't think of right now...
"this kills the deer" yes!
Nevercake
Trees? What are those? A new item?
TheRealPearl maybe in learning games (shivers)
storyswap asriel It was a joke about how i never go outside.
But nevercake *he said in his most nevercake impression voice possible* Fauns and satyrs are the same thing, just ones roman and the other greek!
that tree was adorable!!! (not the crybaby one tho)
bet he gets bullied by the all the other trees now
Jesse Silva The cute tree Slyvanus is standing on has to compete for nutrients in the soil agaisnt other trees Stonger than it, Hungrier than it....Stronger than it. If it fails to do so, the neigbouring tree will consume the cute tree from the roots, slowly breaking down its bark, painfully snapping its roots whereas it will continue to eat its insides leaving but a hollow piece of rotten wood laying cold on the forest floor :D
this summer I will try to extremely limited my time outside due to... the people in my neighborhood... yeah...
It happened... a tree came to life... Groot
time for yet another sylvanus windrunner joke
No Groot Joke? I guess that one's played out.
Do you think Sylvanus would be friends with Cernunnos? I think they'd be friends.
Hey there ☺
Alright~~ Sylvanus' tree-stuff travel into 【Paladins】 now~~ as a supporter of course .
I went outside once...........never again!
*Mandatory "I am Groot" comment.*
all right so, you know how hermes guides souls into the afterlife, well that's where anubis comes in, the god who ushers souls into the afterlife...yeah but they're different.
a long time ago anubis was lord of the underworld but then Osiris came in and was like mine now sucka. so now he just judges souls and guides them into the afterlife. in the underworld he has scales where he takes your heart and weighs it against a magical feather. if the feather is heavier than the heart the soul is cast deep into the underworld. that must be a big feather. anubis also has a jackal head and eats corpses if they are not mummified properly so before you go wrap yourself in that toilet paper or he'll eat you nom nom nom
I always show mercy as Sylvanus, I never kill anyone... I let my poison do that.
"You know how if you go outside there's trees and stuff?..."
Perfect opportunity for a joke but it didn't happen.
Am i the only one who wants a rocket racoon and groot skin for Sylvanus?
This kills the deer.
Actually trees don't come alive. They're always alive. They animate I guess.
DO POSEIDON OR LOKI NEXT PLZ :)
trees never heard of them..
0:37 omg to funny
Hey :D!
tree so cute :3
Hi
Sylvanus :3
bad side?
you doing a hel episode next
god of bi poler disorder
sylvanas ?
he is groot
Black birds are fine too, I guess. ROFL
We want Sylvanus Emotes!!!!!!!!!!!
what is this tree you speak of
rules of natures (8)
fluttershy would like this
Whoooo ahhhhh yeeee
wow
Sylvanus looks like a muffin lmao
this kills the child
*Trips over blade of grass* Ow. . . what the hell is this O_o
I'm guessing this is why Lebanon has a miserable history
like if you think hi rez should get there ideas from the comments
That story... had no right to be as funny as you made it sound. I am unsure whether to be inspired with awe, or mortified at your storytelling prowess, Nevercake. Either way I'm... pretty sure it's a good thing.
Whats 9+10?
So sylvanus is like bacchus ...
THE ULTIMATE FORM OF STUPIDITY !!!
11th, DAMN IT =(
lmao @ smite for thinking it's okay to steal lily pichu's idea for tldr lore, apply it to smite, and give her no credit for a video style that is almost exactly the same as hers. keep it classy guys.
lily did it first!!!!
21
Blackbirds are okay to? 2edgy5me
21 lol 2018 anyone
I like a girl named Milica,that is all.
Thats the prob :(,but thanks for the advice bro
LOL
Than Snow #FFFFFF lol
First AGAIN. Oh wow im so good. Must be a girl gamer thing
Sylvanus ya DOUCHE !!!
U C? Nevercake :V
Black birds? Hi-Rez is suspect now. #racist lol
Well, this lore is really fucked up xD