Man, this kind of videos make me think this is how it feels like to die: you keep hearing the most memorable words you've spoken or heard in your life, but in slow motion and out of order. Very surreal, Mister Rahn.
@Ivan_V⚧id The warehouse, Soygoods and soys, is in our control for the time being, thanks to you! Quite a nasty piece of work you managed over there, I am impressssssed....... -Soyton Gmons
Memes aside, the soy food item description makes it sound like a pretty cool post workout snack. I mean, it tastes good and heats itself? This dystopia doesnt seem that bad
JC Denton feeding the Soyboys of the future, what a real humanist looks like! That Soy food came from the greatest Soy bean teets you ever laid your eyes upon.
"Fine print: 'Seasoned with nanoscale mechanochemical generators, this TSP (textured soy protein) not only tastes good but also self-heats when its package is opened.'"
Overall it actually sounds like a nutritious, pretty cool, & sustainable snack food from the 60s-80s phases of the 20th century Cold War. It’s just definitely made for malevolent ulterior motives in Deus Ex so…..yeah…..
It's only a matter of time before someone clever and ambitious figures out that the tools of soy have been ready-made by well meaning governments all over the world.
NSF stands for Not Soy Food
@@borksvii Terror built into the system.
I can't stop laughing at this my god.
NSFW is "No soy food? Woow..."
@@hahafunni4807 leave
@@pumpkin6429 It was worth my shot
I keep coming back.
I like your videos too mister Mandalore sir
What the fuck
Deus Ex review when?
Hey hey people, mandalore here
same
Lets try some word association.
> First word : Soy Food
BITCH!
I'm a good neighbour!
That's 2 words
@@doctorsam9200 That's the joke
@@letha4423 I'm not laughing
@@doctorsam9200 Everyone else is
"If Soy didn't exist, we'd have to invent it."
-Dentaire
"Yesterday we obeyed kings and bent our necks before emperors. But today we kneel only to soy..."
"Better to reign in soy than be at the bottom of heaven" - Danny DeVito.
All of these should be top comment
the soy slipped the surely bonds of earth to reach the NSF conference
“Soy!”
“No - better than soy. Estrogen!”
Remember: Soy food is a lethal takedown.
Soy food is always the most silent way to eliminate Manderley.
Get Soy Food against my orders; GET MOVING, against my orders.
Soy food is the most silent way to eliminate hungry kids.
I have OPENED the Soy Food *starts rapping about Soy Food* @@TheManofthefuture101
Gepgun
So you think you know better than JC what to do with this month's soy shipment?
Sage-Bong
Except send you back to the Soy Boys - in a body bag.
I _am_ the soyboy!
That's terror
I'm more concerned about Savage.
Idk
[ASMR]: J.C Denton breaks into your home and offers you soy food
and hacks into your computer, reads your journal, and crawls around your ventilation system
@@taski1 Good stuff
@@taski1 he probably stole all of your money earlier, too
I'm not going to stand here and listen to you badmouth the greatest snack food the world has ever known.
Lol your name. Shill
fucking soy shill
my country tis, of thee -
sweet land of Liberty .
Do you have a single smack to snack that up?
Soy snacks greatest snacks??
Amen!
you bought a candy bar instead? you will regret that purchase
He isn't coming closer,
he is getting bigger.
due to his augmentation that turn estrogen into growth hormones
MAKE MY DENTON GROW
Paying tribute to PilotRedSun. This is the moment you transformed from a legend into a God.
"What's that? You're going to buy Doritos instead? You will regret this."
delicous, fine cuisine, crisps
I was gonna say. This has very big PilotRedSun energy.
You deserve a soy food of the highest caliber
"Soy! - The complete snack! Engineered to provide maximum nutrition -- not a single molecule wasted on added flavor or texture."
So chicken basically
@@getgle no... Not even remotely
@@rossanderson4156 I dunno man that sounds like chicken to me
You underestimate human kind's love of chicken.
@@Neophage literally the most eaten animal meat in the world.
I didn´t know UNATCO handled the soy distribution.
did you really not know? or are you telling yourself that
you got a single fact to back that up
This is over a year late but holy shit do people not know you and egg3red started these kind of videos back in the day? Your shit was amazing.
Soy Food may not be perfect, but a computer program with language synthesis is hardly the answer to the world's problems.
"Oh my god, JC, it's soy food!"
*"SOY"*
Fucked up that these pre-/mid-pandemic videos are 4 years old already
Thank you Rahn
"by the way. I saw your daughter down the street ... she didnt look so good" had me rolling
We would never get to see this without the invention of the internet. What a time to be alive.
Is it bad I read this in a JC Denton voice?
@@aldyn4106 only if you didn't put the lip smack between the two sentences
You soyboys may have estrogen to re-wire your fear of soy food, but I've got nerves of steel.
Soy melts steel beams
I want soy
I'm a masochist
@@gunmaster6532 seek spiritual attention
yes
Turns out Soy doesn't raise estrogen that was a myth
This game has the best community I’ve ever seen.
langis soy foods a baaad choice for close quarters.
How bout some soy food?
No, not yet.....
@@OmegaVideoGameGod You have 5 seconds to eat this soy food.
@@OmegaVideoGameGod 5
You underestimate mankind's love of soy food
Is that yurucamp
@@seronymus is that plus sized elf
@@AVI-lh6rm y-yes its erufuda... Why? ;< Do you like her?
@@seronymus i love her
Man, this kind of videos make me think this is how it feels like to die: you keep hearing the most memorable words you've spoken or heard in your life, but in slow motion and out of order. Very surreal, Mister Rahn.
eating real animal protein while I watch this, I don't feel safe
Declining my soy food? What a rotten way to die.
@@maglight117 You cannot say that's a rotten way to die without the *lip smack*
Enjoy your heart disease
@@gum8191 what a shame
@Bruno Ferreira Stop bullshitting
When *S O Y* fails us we really do live in a world of terror.
Soy is terror
Corporations so big you don't even know who's soy food you're eating
That's terror
You can't fight ideas with soy food.
Hammer "God was the dream of good soy food"
"by the way i saw your daughter down the street,
s h e d i d n ' t l o o k s o g o o d . "
don't you mean: she didn't look soy good
Proceed to Paul Denton and retrieve the soy food from his body. Tracer Tong will require this soy to defeat the killswitch.
1999 - 0:01
2009 - 0:30
2019 - 1:01
this video is a prophet
Eric Scionti BRUH
can't wait for 2029
where are you getting these nummbers from
@@xxm0abxx5 number 1: that's terror
@@xxm0abxx5 Number 1: that's terror
i saw your daughter down the street she didnt look so good.
holy fuck that is terrifying
no, i wanted candy bar, it's gives me Soy food
JC would not make a mistake
It was Paul, he knows i like the candy bar.
0:39 Perks of standing atop a manhole.
The sleep paralysis demons vary greatly. This is one of them.
Thank you P̶i̶l̶o̶t̶R̶e̶d̶S̶u̶n̶... I mean Rahn for an amazing audiovisual experience once again.
Love it when David Lynch goes back to his roots and makes a short film, great stuff
Deus Ex got one more thing right, Can't belive It
Julio Jacob believe it
@@askyles91 now that's terror
Imagine actually believing pol conspiracies
@@kenetickups6146 >Almost 2020
>Still doubting /pol/
It's like you enjoy being miserable
Hervé Chouinard
>current year 5
>believing nupol
it’s like you enjoy being a brainlet
Remember that we're cops. Stick with the soy food. It will stun your opponents or knock them unconscious.
It is a simple message
I am demonstrating, vi know vere you are going and vat you intend
You came all the way through Paris to give me this soy food?
And it comes from the heart
Can't believe Denton used ME-262s to drop soy food on the NSF-Terrorists
So this is what really happened to JC in Area 51. He died and came back as a ghost, offering soy food to random people in NYC. >_>
"Laugh it up, Denton. I'm running the new flavorware. You're obsoylete, and need to be retired"
thanks very much for the offer but I'll have to politely decline my good sir
Understandable... i guess you never asked for this.
What a shame.
vrerrvveeerrbrvvvthttb *_vvvmmmmmm_*
NSF casualties:
-Elstree
*thwack* YEARRRRGGGAHHHHHH
JC Tenton, in the flesh
Or rather the hazard suit. I took the liberty of relieving you of your weapons, most of them were government property.
MalkHead Don't you mean 'In da fresh?'
JC “Jesus Christ” Denton
@Ivan_V⚧id The warehouse, Soygoods and soys, is in our control for the time being, thanks to you! Quite a nasty piece of work you managed over there, I am impressssssed.......
-Soyton Gmons
I have no meats, merely topographies of soy food.
"A world without due soy food. That's terror."
I wish those door-to-door salesmen that try to sell me kitchen knives were like this, but they are just sad boring snake oil garbage.
This is hands down my favourite youtube video. I have browsed this website for around 12 years and this is the one.
Memes aside, the soy food item description makes it sound like a pretty cool post workout snack. I mean, it tastes good and heats itself? This dystopia doesnt seem that bad
That's how they get you
Hello, Reddit.
The cleaner nanites make my teeth feel squeaky.
Nobody is willingly a soy boy. One day JC Denton comes and gives you Soy Food and your life is forever changed.
Make it last - I killed a home-soy down by the tracks.
Our institutions may not be perfect, but a self heating packet of soy protein is hardly the answer to the world's problems.
This has a very pilotredsun feel to it
JC Denton feeding the Soyboys of the future, what a real humanist looks like! That Soy food came from the greatest Soy bean teets you ever laid your eyes upon.
soy food is just regular food introducing itself in spanish
It's been nearly 2 years and I still consider this the best video on the whole internet
Getting serious pilotredsun vibes from this
I wanted Orange! He gave me Soy Food.
Cats can have a little soy food as a treat.
"Fine print: 'Seasoned with nanoscale mechanochemical generators, this TSP (textured soy protein) not only tastes good but also self-heats when its package is opened.'"
Overall it actually sounds like a nutritious, pretty cool, & sustainable snack food from the 60s-80s phases of the 20th century Cold War. It’s just definitely made for malevolent ulterior motives in Deus Ex so…..yeah…..
Postal guy : "Would you like to sign my petition?"
JC : "You can have this soy food".
Paul Joseph Watson - Certified Soy Dealer
Idea for a sequel
"I want more, either your life is worth taking two soy-food packets from me, or it's not worth living"
I'm not going to stand here and known the greatest soy food the world has ever democracy
Thanks Mandy, now I'll have to come back here every now and then too!
My soy food is augmented.
Literally every line from deus ex has been meme'd
*s o y*
:O
ASMR: JC Denton follows you to offer you some soy food, but slowly becomes more aggressive when you refuse
Well since that makes you my new boss, take a long look at this soy food. Consider that my resignation. I don't have time to buy a chunko-honey.
Remember, soy food is a silent takedown.
The 21th century, also known as the Soy era...
Verified youtuber go brrrr
Twenty-firth century
Eat the soy, eat the bugs, live in the pod.
b-but i just wanted this candybar
Soibot, I need you. My strength is waning.
Bravery is not a function of Soy Food
Reminds me of PilotRedSun's pringles advert
"You mean Corpse-Starch?", says a random Necromunda ganger.
"Someday the NSF is going to win, and I'm going to give them your
description with your stupid shades, and they're going to kick your ass!"
*Bravery is not a function of firepower*
Your mission is to infiltrate a soy filled warehouse surrounded by cameras and booby-traps.
This is basically green eggs and ham but with deus ex
Furry detected
@@overdrive_uk yes
@@ArcYT Neat
@Погр Ебицкий wow cringe
@@ivanmegafanboy1981 Furry reinforcement detected. *EXTERMINATUS* engaged.
im glad this is still the top video when searching "soy food"
Stick with the SOY FOOD in a warehouse protected by cameras and booby traps!
Echo'd lipsmack ending would improve this at least 42%
For some reason I really want to take his soy food now.
You will have your soy food, and you will build it with your own hands
It's only a matter of time before someone clever and ambitious figures out that the tools of soy have been ready-made by well meaning governments all over the world.
"You will regret that purchase..."
is this a reference to the pringle advert
I forgot that existed
It seems like it’s inspired by Pilotredsun’s videos in general, especially his more recent videos
"i have contamination and mutants in my brain"
JC Denton
oh my fauci, thank you Mr Denton.
I feel like the chosen one, destined to send this to everyone else I know and spread the word
Except send you back to the people..... in a Soy Food bag!
He was a good man.
Forgive my interruption, could you tell me where to find soy food?
My stomach is now augmented. Thanks Denton
thank you for the soy food
Smashthesoyfood
Oil companies paying people to take their oil during Corona virus pandemic
Does JC have nanites in his bloodstream that prevent him from producing too much estrogen when consuming soy?
This gives me David Lynch vibes
when you choose the Illuminati ending