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  • @zeonscum0079
    @zeonscum0079 6 років тому +6205

    NSF stands for Not Soy Food

    • @mistershekel3054
      @mistershekel3054 5 років тому +198

      @@borksvii Terror built into the system.

    • @Battledongus
      @Battledongus 5 років тому +47

      I can't stop laughing at this my god.

    • @hahafunni4807
      @hahafunni4807 5 років тому +75

      NSFW is "No soy food? Woow..."

    • @pumpkin6429
      @pumpkin6429 5 років тому +21

      @@hahafunni4807 leave

    • @hahafunni4807
      @hahafunni4807 5 років тому +9

      @@pumpkin6429 It was worth my shot

  • @MandaloreGaming
    @MandaloreGaming 4 роки тому +4316

    I keep coming back.

  • @TheManofthefuture101
    @TheManofthefuture101 6 років тому +3156

    Lets try some word association.
    > First word : Soy Food

    • @HE13272326
      @HE13272326 6 років тому +172

      BITCH!
      I'm a good neighbour!

    • @doctorsam9200
      @doctorsam9200 5 років тому +16

      That's 2 words

    • @letha4423
      @letha4423 5 років тому +14

      @@doctorsam9200 That's the joke

    • @doctorsam9200
      @doctorsam9200 5 років тому +9

      @@letha4423 I'm not laughing

    • @letha4423
      @letha4423 5 років тому +31

      @@doctorsam9200 Everyone else is

  • @Hoonters-goona-Hoont
    @Hoonters-goona-Hoont 6 років тому +3489

    "If Soy didn't exist, we'd have to invent it."
    -Dentaire

    • @Anzuo
      @Anzuo 6 років тому +179

      "Yesterday we obeyed kings and bent our necks before emperors. But today we kneel only to soy..."

    • @olivius8891
      @olivius8891 6 років тому +107

      "Better to reign in soy than be at the bottom of heaven" - Danny DeVito.

    • @MrSeagull92
      @MrSeagull92 5 років тому +19

      All of these should be top comment

    • @elmerjfapp5730
      @elmerjfapp5730 5 років тому +8

      the soy slipped the surely bonds of earth to reach the NSF conference

    • @Ezio999Auditore
      @Ezio999Auditore 2 роки тому +5

      “Soy!”
      “No - better than soy. Estrogen!”

  • @lhfirex
    @lhfirex 6 років тому +1979

    Remember: Soy food is a lethal takedown.

    • @bearb1asting
      @bearb1asting 6 років тому +126

      Soy food is always the most silent way to eliminate Manderley.

    • @TheManofthefuture101
      @TheManofthefuture101 6 років тому +56

      Get Soy Food against my orders; GET MOVING, against my orders.

    • @mrorlov2706
      @mrorlov2706 6 років тому +31

      Soy food is the most silent way to eliminate hungry kids.

    • @LeoJo2310
      @LeoJo2310 6 років тому +6

      I have OPENED the Soy Food *starts rapping about Soy Food* @@TheManofthefuture101

    • @thegoodwin
      @thegoodwin 5 років тому +1

      Gepgun

  • @Ethan-ct2px
    @Ethan-ct2px 6 років тому +3751

    So you think you know better than JC what to do with this month's soy shipment?

  • @hexenh
    @hexenh 5 років тому +694

    [ASMR]: J.C Denton breaks into your home and offers you soy food

    • @taski1
      @taski1 4 роки тому +47

      and hacks into your computer, reads your journal, and crawls around your ventilation system

    • @HE13272326
      @HE13272326 4 роки тому +6

      @@taski1 Good stuff

    • @ootoot2152
      @ootoot2152 3 роки тому +5

      @@taski1 he probably stole all of your money earlier, too

  • @realshill9594
    @realshill9594 6 років тому +4177

    I'm not going to stand here and listen to you badmouth the greatest snack food the world has ever known.

  • @AleK0451
    @AleK0451 5 років тому +231

    you bought a candy bar instead? you will regret that purchase

  • @yummyyum4626
    @yummyyum4626 4 роки тому +198

    He isn't coming closer,
    he is getting bigger.

    • @thjghnbvn3924
      @thjghnbvn3924 4 роки тому +14

      due to his augmentation that turn estrogen into growth hormones

    • @shaynehughes6645
      @shaynehughes6645 5 місяців тому

      MAKE MY DENTON GROW

  • @EasyCheesyChodes
    @EasyCheesyChodes 6 років тому +1352

    Paying tribute to PilotRedSun. This is the moment you transformed from a legend into a God.

    • @3ggmann28
      @3ggmann28 5 років тому +105

      "What's that? You're going to buy Doritos instead? You will regret this."

    • @kirkhammer9612
      @kirkhammer9612 5 років тому +28

      delicous, fine cuisine, crisps

    • @Eirik_Bloodaxe
      @Eirik_Bloodaxe 5 років тому +70

      I was gonna say. This has very big PilotRedSun energy.

    • @dokichokei
      @dokichokei 3 роки тому +5

      You deserve a soy food of the highest caliber

  • @thebrokencable156
    @thebrokencable156 5 років тому +349

    "Soy! - The complete snack! Engineered to provide maximum nutrition -- not a single molecule wasted on added flavor or texture."

    • @getgle
      @getgle 5 років тому +18

      So chicken basically

    • @rossanderson4156
      @rossanderson4156 4 роки тому +40

      @@getgle no... Not even remotely

    • @slackingstacker
      @slackingstacker 4 роки тому +15

      @@rossanderson4156 I dunno man that sounds like chicken to me

    • @Neophage
      @Neophage 2 роки тому +7

      You underestimate human kind's love of chicken.

    • @_ruted
      @_ruted 2 роки тому

      @@Neophage literally the most eaten animal meat in the world.

  • @mefipulate
    @mefipulate 6 років тому +940

    I didn´t know UNATCO handled the soy distribution.

    • @TheKiddingStar
      @TheKiddingStar 5 років тому +10

      did you really not know? or are you telling yourself that

    • @KingLich451
      @KingLich451 4 роки тому +28

      you got a single fact to back that up

    • @CyranofromBergerac
      @CyranofromBergerac 4 роки тому

      This is over a year late but holy shit do people not know you and egg3red started these kind of videos back in the day? Your shit was amazing.

  • @sosukeaizen7028
    @sosukeaizen7028 6 років тому +226

    Soy Food may not be perfect, but a computer program with language synthesis is hardly the answer to the world's problems.

  • @zenhendershott7907
    @zenhendershott7907 4 роки тому +116

    "Oh my god, JC, it's soy food!"
    *"SOY"*

  • @reboomer8369
    @reboomer8369 Рік тому +19

    Fucked up that these pre-/mid-pandemic videos are 4 years old already
    Thank you Rahn

  • @adud6764
    @adud6764 3 роки тому +103

    "by the way. I saw your daughter down the street ... she didnt look so good" had me rolling

  • @YXalr
    @YXalr 5 років тому +187

    We would never get to see this without the invention of the internet. What a time to be alive.

    • @aldyn4106
      @aldyn4106 5 років тому +13

      Is it bad I read this in a JC Denton voice?

    • @tohopes
      @tohopes 4 роки тому +13

      @@aldyn4106 only if you didn't put the lip smack between the two sentences

  • @JCDenton2000
    @JCDenton2000 6 років тому +4052

    You soyboys may have estrogen to re-wire your fear of soy food, but I've got nerves of steel.

  • @shadowmon801
    @shadowmon801 6 років тому +315

    This game has the best community I’ve ever seen.

  • @loiez117
    @loiez117 6 років тому +411

    You underestimate mankind's love of soy food

    • @seronymus
      @seronymus 3 роки тому

      Is that yurucamp

    • @AVI-lh6rm
      @AVI-lh6rm Рік тому

      @@seronymus is that plus sized elf

    • @seronymus
      @seronymus Рік тому +1

      @@AVI-lh6rm y-yes its erufuda... Why? ;< Do you like her?

    • @AVI-lh6rm
      @AVI-lh6rm 11 місяців тому

      @@seronymus i love her

  • @fumbleweeddumblecock2360
    @fumbleweeddumblecock2360 4 роки тому +71

    Man, this kind of videos make me think this is how it feels like to die: you keep hearing the most memorable words you've spoken or heard in your life, but in slow motion and out of order. Very surreal, Mister Rahn.

  • @HBoggggggggg
    @HBoggggggggg 6 років тому +1675

    eating real animal protein while I watch this, I don't feel safe

    • @maglight117
      @maglight117 6 років тому +224

      Declining my soy food? What a rotten way to die.

    • @Circ00mspice
      @Circ00mspice 5 років тому +52

      @@maglight117 You cannot say that's a rotten way to die without the *lip smack*

    • @gum8191
      @gum8191 5 років тому +4

      Enjoy your heart disease

    • @Rifky809
      @Rifky809 5 років тому +28

      @@gum8191 what a shame

    • @mayman4255
      @mayman4255 5 років тому +1

      @Bruno Ferreira Stop bullshitting

  • @Vonias
    @Vonias 6 років тому +314

    When *S O Y* fails us we really do live in a world of terror.

    • @drwhite7285
      @drwhite7285 5 років тому +20

      Soy is terror

    • @XxXNOSCOPEURASSXxX
      @XxXNOSCOPEURASSXxX 5 років тому +27

      Corporations so big you don't even know who's soy food you're eating
      That's terror

  • @TowelGamingHammer
    @TowelGamingHammer 6 років тому +104

    You can't fight ideas with soy food.

    • @elijones7926
      @elijones7926 5 років тому +8

      Hammer "God was the dream of good soy food"

  • @bobbyisland
    @bobbyisland 4 роки тому +13

    "by the way i saw your daughter down the street,
    s h e d i d n ' t l o o k s o g o o d . "

    • @thjghnbvn3924
      @thjghnbvn3924 4 роки тому

      don't you mean: she didn't look soy good

  • @asteroidrules
    @asteroidrules 6 років тому +91

    Proceed to Paul Denton and retrieve the soy food from his body. Tracer Tong will require this soy to defeat the killswitch.

  • @EricToTheScionti
    @EricToTheScionti 5 років тому +237

    1999 - 0:01
    2009 - 0:30
    2019 - 1:01
    this video is a prophet

    • @TheEmpressNyx
      @TheEmpressNyx 4 роки тому +6

      Eric Scionti BRUH

    • @KingLich451
      @KingLich451 4 роки тому +13

      can't wait for 2029

    • @xxm0abxx5
      @xxm0abxx5 4 роки тому +3

      where are you getting these nummbers from

    • @moistjohn
      @moistjohn 4 роки тому +1

      @@xxm0abxx5 number 1: that's terror

    • @Tyrell-d6o
      @Tyrell-d6o 4 місяці тому +1

      @@xxm0abxx5 Number 1: that's terror

  • @xenome3883
    @xenome3883 3 роки тому +100

    i saw your daughter down the street she didnt look so good.
    holy fuck that is terrifying

  • @icarushelios3935
    @icarushelios3935 6 років тому +138

    no, i wanted candy bar, it's gives me Soy food

    • @terner1234
      @terner1234 5 років тому +36

      JC would not make a mistake

    • @sethott2770
      @sethott2770 5 років тому +31

      It was Paul, he knows i like the candy bar.

  • @FlymanMS
    @FlymanMS 6 років тому +51

    0:39 Perks of standing atop a manhole.

  • @cpa4able
    @cpa4able 5 років тому +19

    The sleep paralysis demons vary greatly. This is one of them.

  • @g1gabyt3
    @g1gabyt3 6 років тому +32

    Thank you P̶i̶l̶o̶t̶R̶e̶d̶S̶u̶n̶... I mean Rahn for an amazing audiovisual experience once again.

  • @marko2312hd
    @marko2312hd Рік тому +7

    Love it when David Lynch goes back to his roots and makes a short film, great stuff

  • @cpi3267
    @cpi3267 6 років тому +677

    Deus Ex got one more thing right, Can't belive It

    • @askyles91
      @askyles91 5 років тому +19

      Julio Jacob believe it

    • @prestongarvey7244
      @prestongarvey7244 5 років тому +60

      @@askyles91 now that's terror

    • @kenetickups6146
      @kenetickups6146 5 років тому +49

      Imagine actually believing pol conspiracies

    • @chaospacemarine8330
      @chaospacemarine8330 5 років тому +155

      @@kenetickups6146 >Almost 2020
      >Still doubting /pol/
      It's like you enjoy being miserable

    • @kenetickups6146
      @kenetickups6146 5 років тому +32

      Hervé Chouinard
      >current year 5
      >believing nupol
      it’s like you enjoy being a brainlet

  • @slavyori2140
    @slavyori2140 5 років тому +12

    Remember that we're cops. Stick with the soy food. It will stun your opponents or knock them unconscious.

  • @TalkernateHistory
    @TalkernateHistory 6 років тому +127

    It is a simple message

    • @terner1234
      @terner1234 5 років тому +17

      I am demonstrating, vi know vere you are going and vat you intend

    • @loganreed23
      @loganreed23 4 роки тому +12

      You came all the way through Paris to give me this soy food?

    • @birdoven5754
      @birdoven5754 4 роки тому +4

      And it comes from the heart

    • @NoFlu
      @NoFlu 4 роки тому +1

      Can't believe Denton used ME-262s to drop soy food on the NSF-Terrorists

  • @Nergalsama01
    @Nergalsama01 3 роки тому +21

    So this is what really happened to JC in Area 51. He died and came back as a ghost, offering soy food to random people in NYC. >_>

  • @onikoneko
    @onikoneko 3 роки тому +6

    "Laugh it up, Denton. I'm running the new flavorware. You're obsoylete, and need to be retired"

  • @11zoomzoom11
    @11zoomzoom11 6 років тому +268

    thanks very much for the offer but I'll have to politely decline my good sir

    • @oninjadolegume
      @oninjadolegume 5 років тому +32

      Understandable... i guess you never asked for this.

    • @dominusempyreus2383
      @dominusempyreus2383 5 років тому +13

      What a shame.
      vrerrvveeerrbrvvvthttb *_vvvmmmmmm_*

    • @remobothic
      @remobothic 4 роки тому +18

      NSF casualties:
      -Elstree

    • @olympian3
      @olympian3 3 роки тому +5

      *thwack* YEARRRRGGGAHHHHHH

  • @MalkHead
    @MalkHead 6 років тому +104

    JC Tenton, in the flesh

    • @Walternity
      @Walternity 5 років тому +40

      Or rather the hazard suit. I took the liberty of relieving you of your weapons, most of them were government property.

    • @CaptainLumpyDog
      @CaptainLumpyDog 5 років тому +11

      MalkHead Don't you mean 'In da fresh?'

    • @pyrojinn
      @pyrojinn 5 років тому +2

      JC “Jesus Christ” Denton

    • @unimportantcommenter4356
      @unimportantcommenter4356 5 років тому +6

      @Ivan_V⚧id The warehouse, Soygoods and soys, is in our control for the time being, thanks to you! Quite a nasty piece of work you managed over there, I am impressssssed.......
      -Soyton Gmons

  • @zion6680
    @zion6680 3 роки тому +4

    I have no meats, merely topographies of soy food.

  • @bombidil3
    @bombidil3 Рік тому +4

    "A world without due soy food. That's terror."

  • @PlgDctr
    @PlgDctr 4 роки тому +2

    I wish those door-to-door salesmen that try to sell me kitchen knives were like this, but they are just sad boring snake oil garbage.

  • @Ularech
    @Ularech 3 роки тому +4

    This is hands down my favourite youtube video. I have browsed this website for around 12 years and this is the one.

  • @LOLquendoTV
    @LOLquendoTV 2 роки тому +12

    Memes aside, the soy food item description makes it sound like a pretty cool post workout snack. I mean, it tastes good and heats itself? This dystopia doesnt seem that bad

    • @DrF3lix
      @DrF3lix Рік тому +12

      That's how they get you

    • @jameson7276
      @jameson7276 Рік тому +7

      Hello, Reddit.

    • @hidalgobc
      @hidalgobc Рік тому

      The cleaner nanites make my teeth feel squeaky.

  • @lilpipookoloo8792
    @lilpipookoloo8792 Рік тому +2

    Nobody is willingly a soy boy. One day JC Denton comes and gives you Soy Food and your life is forever changed.

  • @JoeyGee1000
    @JoeyGee1000 5 років тому +3

    Make it last - I killed a home-soy down by the tracks.

  • @ct-hv1uz
    @ct-hv1uz 2 місяці тому +3

    Our institutions may not be perfect, but a self heating packet of soy protein is hardly the answer to the world's problems.

  • @BongSwansong
    @BongSwansong 5 років тому +20

    This has a very pilotredsun feel to it

  • @DailyCorvid
    @DailyCorvid Рік тому +3

    JC Denton feeding the Soyboys of the future, what a real humanist looks like! That Soy food came from the greatest Soy bean teets you ever laid your eyes upon.

  • @barelyawake868
    @barelyawake868 4 роки тому +7

    soy food is just regular food introducing itself in spanish

  • @a.keeper
    @a.keeper 4 роки тому +8

    It's been nearly 2 years and I still consider this the best video on the whole internet

  • @gigadrillcat
    @gigadrillcat 5 років тому +11

    Getting serious pilotredsun vibes from this

  • @NehemiahDC
    @NehemiahDC 5 років тому +11

    I wanted Orange! He gave me Soy Food.

  • @gamerman7276
    @gamerman7276 2 роки тому +4

    Cats can have a little soy food as a treat.

  • @redcells-3592
    @redcells-3592 4 роки тому +9

    "Fine print: 'Seasoned with nanoscale mechanochemical generators, this TSP (textured soy protein) not only tastes good but also self-heats when its package is opened.'"

    • @snowfrosty1
      @snowfrosty1 Рік тому

      Overall it actually sounds like a nutritious, pretty cool, & sustainable snack food from the 60s-80s phases of the 20th century Cold War. It’s just definitely made for malevolent ulterior motives in Deus Ex so…..yeah…..

  • @Shimamon27
    @Shimamon27 9 місяців тому +1

    Postal guy : "Would you like to sign my petition?"
    JC : "You can have this soy food".

  • @nickblinko5677
    @nickblinko5677 5 років тому +6

    Paul Joseph Watson - Certified Soy Dealer

  • @CapralHarrison
    @CapralHarrison 3 роки тому +3

    Idea for a sequel
    "I want more, either your life is worth taking two soy-food packets from me, or it's not worth living"

  • @geefreck
    @geefreck Рік тому +3

    I'm not going to stand here and known the greatest soy food the world has ever democracy

  • @kortez7744
    @kortez7744 3 роки тому +5

    Thanks Mandy, now I'll have to come back here every now and then too!

  • @papayer
    @papayer Рік тому +5

    My soy food is augmented.

  • @denialbot190
    @denialbot190 4 роки тому +6

    Literally every line from deus ex has been meme'd

  • @NRVS571
    @NRVS571 6 років тому +58

    *s o y*

  • @PogChimp94
    @PogChimp94 4 роки тому +4

    ASMR: JC Denton follows you to offer you some soy food, but slowly becomes more aggressive when you refuse

  • @UncleHappy5
    @UncleHappy5 5 років тому +4

    Well since that makes you my new boss, take a long look at this soy food. Consider that my resignation. I don't have time to buy a chunko-honey.

  • @PurvisT.Stinkbug
    @PurvisT.Stinkbug 3 місяці тому +1

    Remember, soy food is a silent takedown.

  • @grognougnou
    @grognougnou 3 роки тому +16

    The 21th century, also known as the Soy era...

    • @rey4874
      @rey4874 3 роки тому +6

      Verified youtuber go brrrr

    • @vidus0139
      @vidus0139 3 роки тому +2

      Twenty-firth century

  • @whitemale2230
    @whitemale2230 5 років тому +2

    Eat the soy, eat the bugs, live in the pod.

  • @Serpentar9000
    @Serpentar9000 6 років тому +23

    b-but i just wanted this candybar

  • @Lesandira
    @Lesandira 2 роки тому +2

    Soibot, I need you. My strength is waning.

  • @fonkyfesh-old
    @fonkyfesh-old Рік тому +3

    Bravery is not a function of Soy Food

  • @1d10tcannotmakeusername
    @1d10tcannotmakeusername 6 років тому +41

    Reminds me of PilotRedSun's pringles advert

  • @Carmoth86730
    @Carmoth86730 5 років тому +5

    "You mean Corpse-Starch?", says a random Necromunda ganger.

  • @MrPoke
    @MrPoke 6 років тому +2

    "Someday the NSF is going to win, and I'm going to give them your
    description with your stupid shades, and they're going to kick your ass!"

  • @aarzek
    @aarzek 3 роки тому +3

    *Bravery is not a function of firepower*

  • @serberus5233
    @serberus5233 5 років тому +2

    Your mission is to infiltrate a soy filled warehouse surrounded by cameras and booby-traps.

  • @ArcYT
    @ArcYT 5 років тому +87

    This is basically green eggs and ham but with deus ex

    • @overdrive_uk
      @overdrive_uk 5 років тому +16

      Furry detected

    • @ArcYT
      @ArcYT 5 років тому +11

      @@overdrive_uk yes

    • @overdrive_uk
      @overdrive_uk 5 років тому +6

      @@ArcYT Neat

    • @ivanmegafanboy1981
      @ivanmegafanboy1981 4 роки тому +2

      @Погр Ебицкий wow cringe

    • @Merc7734
      @Merc7734 4 роки тому +5

      @@ivanmegafanboy1981 Furry reinforcement detected. *EXTERMINATUS* engaged.

  • @BIacklce
    @BIacklce 2 роки тому +1

    im glad this is still the top video when searching "soy food"

  • @HE13272326
    @HE13272326 6 років тому +7

    Stick with the SOY FOOD in a warehouse protected by cameras and booby traps!

  • @othername4365
    @othername4365 Рік тому +2

    Echo'd lipsmack ending would improve this at least 42%

  • @Indigo_Gaming
    @Indigo_Gaming 5 років тому +3

    For some reason I really want to take his soy food now.

  • @DrCoomer_1
    @DrCoomer_1 5 років тому +2

    You will have your soy food, and you will build it with your own hands

  • @Paul-Denton_NYCNET
    @Paul-Denton_NYCNET 2 роки тому +3

    It's only a matter of time before someone clever and ambitious figures out that the tools of soy have been ready-made by well meaning governments all over the world.

  • @AidanMclaren
    @AidanMclaren 4 роки тому +2

    "You will regret that purchase..."

  • @monsieursp00ky44
    @monsieursp00ky44 6 років тому +80

    is this a reference to the pringle advert

    • @MrPoke
      @MrPoke 6 років тому +9

      I forgot that existed

    • @PixelDough
      @PixelDough 5 років тому +10

      It seems like it’s inspired by Pilotredsun’s videos in general, especially his more recent videos

  • @mrbones9332
    @mrbones9332 4 роки тому +2

    "i have contamination and mutants in my brain"
    JC Denton

  • @delroku
    @delroku 5 місяців тому +5

    oh my fauci, thank you Mr Denton.

  • @MorbidMindedManiac
    @MorbidMindedManiac 5 років тому +1

    I feel like the chosen one, destined to send this to everyone else I know and spread the word

  • @doppler327
    @doppler327 3 роки тому +3

    Except send you back to the people..... in a Soy Food bag!

  • @BAWBBAGET
    @BAWBBAGET 4 роки тому +2

    He was a good man.

  • @jcdenton8221
    @jcdenton8221 5 років тому +9

    Forgive my interruption, could you tell me where to find soy food?

  • @DEADEYESTUDIO
    @DEADEYESTUDIO Рік тому +2

    My stomach is now augmented. Thanks Denton

  • @elpeopuru3003
    @elpeopuru3003 6 років тому +12

    thank you for the soy food

  • @tjrizvi251
    @tjrizvi251 2 роки тому +5

    Smashthesoyfood

  • @codaboi138
    @codaboi138 4 роки тому +1

    Oil companies paying people to take their oil during Corona virus pandemic

  • @BobTheBuilder294
    @BobTheBuilder294 4 роки тому +11

    Does JC have nanites in his bloodstream that prevent him from producing too much estrogen when consuming soy?

  • @Matt16006
    @Matt16006 Рік тому +2

    This gives me David Lynch vibes

  • @CzolgoszWorkinMan
    @CzolgoszWorkinMan 4 роки тому +3

    when you choose the Illuminati ending