Maynard Jiu-Jitsu Lesson For Chris Rock

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  • Опубліковано 31 бер 2022
  • Maybe this could have saved Chris?

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  • @clear_gray_sky539
    @clear_gray_sky539 2 роки тому +143

    That time that guy ran on stage and Maynard took him down and kept singing . That was badass

    • @theyfearme1379
      @theyfearme1379 2 роки тому +4

      Haha i watched that was hilarious

    • @gilligan80
      @gilligan80 2 роки тому +1

      That's called a head and arm

    • @funugger
      @funugger Рік тому +2

      I see you know your Judo well....

    • @AKAUncleBeau
      @AKAUncleBeau Рік тому +1

      O goshi. Surprised to see he is still a brown belt. Conversely, that fact inspires a greater respect for his skill and his chosen school than a couple red stripes. I have a piece of paper that says purple on it, never seem to see an actual purple Judo/JuJitsu/BJJ belt for sale. Been wearing this yellow one since the 90's. It or the white one while turn black one day.

    • @nealdamkjer192
      @nealdamkjer192 Рік тому

      That was a plant...

  • @stevethebeeline44
    @stevethebeeline44 2 роки тому +80

    😂😂😂 “A Cuck Block, I’ll see myself out!!!” Gold.

    • @ferndawg1111
      @ferndawg1111 2 роки тому

      yeah man, that's a worse insult than a dude making fun of your wife's bald head...

    • @sharonrobinson3186
      @sharonrobinson3186 Рік тому

      Loved it

  • @FartBiter
    @FartBiter 2 роки тому +93

    Maynard always reminds me that I could be doing something. Dudes work ethic is unreal.

    • @josecat436
      @josecat436 2 роки тому +6

      Find a hobby you love it won’t feel like work

    • @theshireman5642
      @theshireman5642 2 роки тому +5

      I wouldn't say it's unreal Its cool and all he sings for a living 🤷 that's pretty awesome

    • @benttwisted210
      @benttwisted210 2 роки тому +4

      Become popular, then, rich from it,,,,,,then,,,,,, your work ethic actually becomes "boredom ethic" because you have enough money to not give a shit about paying bills and EATING, then, you get bored & you find enjoyment out of hobbies that make you even more money (wine, etc...),,,,then,,,,you get bored even more & find other hobbies that you can pull videos from and have people talk about your unreal ethic. 😏 STOP CELEBRATING PEOPLE ("celebrities" pff) GO CELEBRATE YOURSELF & YOUR FAMILY!!

    • @theshireman5642
      @theshireman5642 2 роки тому +1

      @@benttwisted210 excellent comment

    • @diannh2894
      @diannh2894 2 роки тому +1

      @@benttwisted210 thank you. Best comment.

  • @bernardcinco4917
    @bernardcinco4917 2 роки тому +84

    maynard is such a comedian

    • @Teabonesteak
      @Teabonesteak 2 роки тому +1

      Not as good as Chris Rock.
      Rock took it on the chin, never touched his face, smiled the whole time. Now Will on the other hand😄

    • @bernardcinco4917
      @bernardcinco4917 2 роки тому

      @@Teabonesteak i cannot arguenwith this oh my

    • @andrewsavage7488
      @andrewsavage7488 2 роки тому +1

      Man is a Savage and a comedian. A man of many talents

    • @ssgoko88
      @ssgoko88 23 дні тому

      Couldnt make it in interior design, couldnt make it doing stand up, nailed it in the music and wine industry. Never give up lol.

  • @inthejcurve7968
    @inthejcurve7968 2 роки тому +29

    3 dudes in the back:
    “did we just get spoken to by a black belt and Maynard James Keenan?!?! BEST DAY EVER!!!!!”

  • @TT-df9hp
    @TT-df9hp 2 роки тому +7

    0:14 The way Maynard said "we're filming..." 😂

  • @bhbuzzco7719
    @bhbuzzco7719 2 роки тому +14

    Maynard has a promising prop comedy future😂😂😂 and zingers for days!!! Love this man 🤣🤣🤣

  • @saskiakroonsberg
    @saskiakroonsberg 2 роки тому +16

    MJK: “I see myself out 🙏”
    🤭😂🤣❤️🖤

  • @Bobby_Uterus
    @Bobby_Uterus 2 роки тому +8

    “Could have saved his life”

  • @StONed-mb1iv
    @StONed-mb1iv 2 роки тому +5

    Reverend Maynard has left the building!!
    “I’ll see myself out.”
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ferndawg1111
    @ferndawg1111 2 роки тому +10

    Maynard would have left Will Smith looking like a pretzel.

  • @principalmcvicker6530
    @principalmcvicker6530 2 роки тому +13

    Absolutely genius idea

  • @jamesmeyer1724
    @jamesmeyer1724 2 роки тому +1

    Thanks for the great show in STL. It was incredible!

  • @rickjames547
    @rickjames547 2 роки тому +10

    Thanks for the lesson Maynard ✌️

  • @knightenlightened2916
    @knightenlightened2916 2 роки тому +11

    Good info! One hard swipe to especially a woman’s head could knock us unconscious. This technique gives us a chance to turn away and run or even strike back in self defense.
    Very practical technique Thank You

  • @mikehaslett3738
    @mikehaslett3738 2 роки тому +3

    Maynard is a riot. Thats fucking gold 😂

  • @TSPH1992
    @TSPH1992 2 роки тому +2

    Never change Maynard

  • @BossPapey0930
    @BossPapey0930 2 роки тому +3

    Maynard youre a genius

  • @guadalupeiorio1216
    @guadalupeiorio1216 2 роки тому +3

    Man I would love to see Maynard's ground game

  • @davidnelson5381
    @davidnelson5381 2 роки тому +6

    The Tao of Maynard would be an interesting study in seeing if any of his views help me. I bet it would be a good read.

  • @letsgoracing745
    @letsgoracing745 2 роки тому +2

    I love this man

  • @deadbodybaby1
    @deadbodybaby1 2 роки тому +3

    Did maynard say “cuckblock” ? Nice

  • @rquintanilla24
    @rquintanilla24 2 роки тому +22

    MJK is a great comic, if you pay attention to he's comments between concert set, fucking hilarious 🤣

    • @Teabonesteak
      @Teabonesteak 2 роки тому +4

      Maynard is not a great comic. Great sense of humor, but I don't remember him for his stand-up.

    • @tripprogers4814
      @tripprogers4814 2 роки тому +2

      I believe you are correct. If you don’t think he is a BIT of a comic, then why does he put jokes and one liners in the middle of some of the lyrics in Tool songs? And Pucifer is a name that is ..well a joke in itself!!

  • @kennethalbert4653
    @kennethalbert4653 2 роки тому

    GENIUS !

  • @Jack-ot1zq
    @Jack-ot1zq 2 роки тому

    The only hot take I needed thx

  • @bigmike2149
    @bigmike2149 2 роки тому +2

    Troll Level - Expert 🤣👍🏻

  • @kimfinch67
    @kimfinch67 2 роки тому +1

    This should be great!!

  •  3 місяці тому

    And he now has his black blelt!! Congrats Maynard!!!🙏

  • @Chance-ry1hq
    @Chance-ry1hq 2 роки тому +3

    😂I love the will smith slap motion, dead on.

  • @ltlt1219
    @ltlt1219 2 роки тому +2

    😂 happy April Tools

  • @MrLeeziebee
    @MrLeeziebee Місяць тому

    Im loving the Boba Fett jammies myself....

  • @dfin100
    @dfin100 2 роки тому

    Love it!

  • @blakepotter7937
    @blakepotter7937 2 роки тому

    Thanks.

  • @Fakename70
    @Fakename70 2 роки тому +12

    FINALLY! At least SOMEONE has the stones to say it different from the bullshit defending-his-wife narrative.

    • @benmacdhui
      @benmacdhui 2 роки тому +1

      Narrative indeed. Chris Rock leaned in and braced. Meanwhile at that moment, Will Smith, who 'trained to play Ali' slapped from off of his back foot. It was clearly staged

    • @Fakename70
      @Fakename70 2 роки тому

      @@benmacdhui
      You honestly believe Will Smith and Chris Rock schemed a way for Will to submit his resignation from the Academy and sabotage his hugely successful film career?

  • @dadrummer1977
    @dadrummer1977 2 роки тому

    Maynard, I Love Ya Brother

  • @omegahyperes96
    @omegahyperes96 2 роки тому +3

    Those guys are going to get stink fisted for their film interruption.

  • @antiqueslivers
    @antiqueslivers 2 роки тому +2

    AWW FUCKING MAYNARD DID IT AGAIN!!!

  • @dotslashsatan
    @dotslashsatan 2 роки тому +3

    I want Maynard training sheeet

  • @gilligan80
    @gilligan80 2 роки тому +1

    Nice

  • @nigel900
    @nigel900 2 роки тому +1

    “EXCUSE ME!!!” “WE’RE FILMING!!!”…..

  • @AncientOutlaw
    @AncientOutlaw 2 роки тому

    That Gee is awesome!!

  • @idolhandsjabronie6517
    @idolhandsjabronie6517 2 роки тому

    “We’re filming” ;) classic

  • @edward71ful
    @edward71ful 2 роки тому +1

    Savage!

  • @SonoraSlinger
    @SonoraSlinger 2 роки тому

    Cuff block or viser guard. Very good technique

  • @heartbeatsdrum
    @heartbeatsdrum 2 роки тому +10

    Lol. Glad to see Maynard is calling Smith on this bullshit when everyone else is praising him for assaulting someone on national television.

  • @josephhughes2651
    @josephhughes2651 2 роки тому

    The boba fett martial arts gi is great!

  • @TheSnakeIsSolid1
    @TheSnakeIsSolid1 2 роки тому +2

    Wow

  • @cruptmoon6666
    @cruptmoon6666 2 роки тому +26

    Damn hes back at it with karate anyone remember that time Maynard flip that guy on stage

    • @DeltaKT
      @DeltaKT 2 роки тому +2

      You mean when he overpowered a dude, held him in a choke hold, and proceeded to sing whilst hitting every note like nothing was happening? Lmaoo

  • @dallassummers261
    @dallassummers261 2 роки тому

    That move was invented in august

  • @lydia5649
    @lydia5649 2 роки тому

    That's Maynard ✌

  • @dianajemison105
    @dianajemison105 2 роки тому

    👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @mostrosticator
    @mostrosticator 2 роки тому

    Holy shit! 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @Lou13Cyf3r
    @Lou13Cyf3r 2 роки тому

    the boba Fett gee is amazing

  • @dadoboogins7833
    @dadoboogins7833 2 роки тому

    savage

  • @bryanlewis8777
    @bryanlewis8777 2 роки тому

    this guy here

  • @mephistopheles7377
    @mephistopheles7377 2 роки тому +1

    LOL yes Maynard !

  • @jonathancapps1103
    @jonathancapps1103 2 роки тому

    I was wondering where MJK was going with this. Wow. I did not see that joke coming.

  • @lkarlton5613
    @lkarlton5613 2 роки тому

    I’d like to challenge Maynard to a Jiu Jitsu fight. Brown belt to brown belt.

  • @liennto
    @liennto 2 роки тому

    Maynard seems to have lost his neck

  • @bradleyhymen9687
    @bradleyhymen9687 2 роки тому +1

    Hilarious.

  • @charleslast9020
    @charleslast9020 2 роки тому

    Very funny

  • @withallduerespect4223
    @withallduerespect4223 2 роки тому +2

    MJK can do no wrong😆

  • @sageof6paths1
    @sageof6paths1 2 роки тому

    Hahahahahaha!!! Maynard.

  • @1ronin715
    @1ronin715 2 роки тому +1

    LMFAO 🤣

  • @TheDogggrecords
    @TheDogggrecords 2 роки тому

    YES!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jacobaguiar8018
    @jacobaguiar8018 2 роки тому +2

    Could have saved his life Lol

  • @lenorejohnson5428
    @lenorejohnson5428 2 роки тому +2

    Ba dum tiss

  • @drsus0
    @drsus0 2 роки тому +1

    I love how celebrities just get a black belt and they actually believe that they are black belts ..... like Elvis was a black belt.

  • @snowyangel6248
    @snowyangel6248 2 роки тому

    ahahah 😂 maynard!!

  • @KevinHwoarang
    @KevinHwoarang 2 роки тому

    The funniest part is the 3 jokers in the back were completely irrelevant to the yoke.

  • @gmac2558
    @gmac2558 Рік тому

    Carlton dancing to Meshuggah is better

  • @interstellar618
    @interstellar618 2 роки тому

    LOL!!

  • @belnordgertfordiii643
    @belnordgertfordiii643 2 роки тому

    Hi-ooooooooh!🤣👍

  • @jakeminnick3192
    @jakeminnick3192 2 роки тому

    Lol!

  • @ericweil8843
    @ericweil8843 2 роки тому

    LoL 😂😆

  • @TheBlond51
    @TheBlond51 2 роки тому

    😂🤘🌀

  • @Garysmith2045
    @Garysmith2045 2 роки тому

    Lmao 🤣

  • @chumpvoodoo
    @chumpvoodoo 2 роки тому

    I’ll tap you MJK.. and I’m just a blue belt lol

  • @dayron9802
    @dayron9802 2 роки тому

    I can't say what I want to even if I'm just kidding.

  • @dotslashsatan
    @dotslashsatan 2 роки тому +2

    Haha Maynard Is Alive!!!

  • @SuperSerb07
    @SuperSerb07 Рік тому

    What’s the point of everyone standing in the background? I thought they were going to be a part of this technique.

  • @nickmonk7945
    @nickmonk7945 2 роки тому +1

    Hahahahaha

  • @findkip
    @findkip 2 роки тому

    Nice one. Lol

  • @fefefilmprod8688
    @fefefilmprod8688 2 роки тому

    Cheeky

  • @rramig2
    @rramig2 2 роки тому

    🤣🤘

  • @scotthoke4193
    @scotthoke4193 2 роки тому

    Lmao

  • @cr-cn4ky
    @cr-cn4ky 2 роки тому

    Yeah but Chris Rock wasn't expecting it lol

  • @stevemuzak8526
    @stevemuzak8526 2 роки тому +1

    Will Smith’s cariere ended that day.

  • @junolavo
    @junolavo 2 роки тому

    Se o Chris esperasse o golpe.

  • @marcavianx5642
    @marcavianx5642 2 роки тому

    Hmm, Will Smith's slap wasn't as telegraphed as the slap shown here, and if I share this video via a link on WhatsApp would it be called a "cufflink"?

  • @layoung.
    @layoung. 2 роки тому +1

    Very nice Maynard James Keenan. Chris did have a clear sight of Will walking his way. At the Oscars though. Isn’t that considered to be the most prestigious award show of Hollywood. It’s a flop show now

  • @KennethJLave
    @KennethJLave 2 роки тому +1

    Chris Rock could've defended the strike..
    It was practically obvious Will Smith was approaching in order to commit some vile act, such taking a swing.

  • @lifesgood9528
    @lifesgood9528 2 роки тому

    Haha love it but I sisnt get the punch line lok what is a cuff lock?! 😁🙄😝😜

  • @adammichael9759
    @adammichael9759 2 роки тому

    hahahahahahaha

  • @lisamarie5047
    @lisamarie5047 2 роки тому

    Bwahahahahahaha 🤣

  • @joestewart5692
    @joestewart5692 2 роки тому +1

    Guacamole is better with cilantro

  • @Jiggs2u2
    @Jiggs2u2 2 роки тому

    Hehe

  • @broganking9830
    @broganking9830 2 роки тому

    So cool to see this archived footage from the 1990s.

  • @floridamulletman5000
    @floridamulletman5000 2 роки тому

    Comb block lol

  • @Roll_Vids
    @Roll_Vids 2 роки тому

    Would Will have gone to knee strikes if the slap was blocked? Who knows.