This is another one of those games where when Jesse starts off, it's hard to not downplay or belittle his ability, but in the end, he somehow unleashes the power of Space Butterfly and massacres everyone.
that actually is quite funny , a butterfly starts as a Caterpillar ( not the strongest thing in the world) and eventually grow stronger just like Jesse :D
Jesse, as someone who has put in over 300 hours into original chivalry (Yea I know, sounds like alot, don't know how I accumulated that much though, just over time I guess) allow me to give a quick tip or two. Left Mouse Button is not the only attack, those are horizontal swings only. Press once for regular swing, pressing twice in quick succession will combo the 2 swings faster than you can individually swing twice. Depending on where the enemy's shield is, the direction from which your weapon attacks is very important, and go around blocks. You can hold ALT when swinging to change the direction from which you swing, should you need to swing from left to right on the first swing. Then you have the Mousewheel attacks. Roll the mouse wheel forward for jabs, which have the longest range your weapon can do. Roll the mouse wheel backwards for an overhead swing, which do the most damage. These attacks also benefit from the direction of travel of your weapon. And most important of all, Right Mouse Button to block. Blocking is the most important thing in a chivalry game and should be priority choice over any attack when facing someone down. With a successful block, if you use an attack immediately after blocking their attack , it will combo the block with an attack faster than they'll be able to block or swing again. **I apologize if you knew all this already, but judging from the video, I didn't think you did. Not to sound condescending or anything, that is not my intention. I want you and Crendor to end up kicking everyones ass with skill no one expected. =) PS. Press Z or X in game to bring up various voice commands, then press the corresponding number. If enough people spam conversationally appropriate things while brawling, it's the funniest thing in the world. People thanking eachother while bashing eachothers faces in, or kicking someone off a cliff and yelling sorry as you do it. Just things of that nature. PPS. Anyone who has played chivalry, please get back into it. The original game community has dwindled abit, and people should get back into it. With the character customization and the fact that many fixes have been made, the game is still just as fun as ever, and with more people will only get better.
TheSilverAnkh Thank you. I wouldn't call it awesome as much as I would just slightly helpful. lol I'm happy with the comments system being the way it is, because it allows for detailed discussions or conversations in one easy to find go. Rather than posting tons of times to finish making a single point. Just wish everyone was mature enough to do that instead of those annoying 'text pictures' and silly memes. UA-cam knew what it wanted with the comments sytem and how to make it better, they simply over estimated peoples maturity on the internet. Granted it's dieing down now that the children have gotten bored with comment spam, at least as far as I've seen.
enigmaPL That's my thought exactly, I love the integration I just wished people would handle it the way it's supposed to, but I never really cared since I just ignore negative people, they aren't part of our lives or anything so why bother.
House Cox Located in the following realm: The Westerlands, within the northern youtube plains Keep: The Coxfort, a well fortified castle blessed with warm weather and a bountiful harvest. Lord: Ser Uncle Wormy Sigil: The lords son in a festive outfit as if he is father Christmas Words: Falrak is a doob (Frequently confused by myself as "Falrakezzadune")
Crendor is the man! he's full of great wit and wisdom. i like watching him in jesse's videos because he's never playing hearthstone or wow, both games i hate.
"Dude, here's the answer to the Ninjas...Ninjas vs. Samurai; here's the answer; ...or Ninja vs. Pirates...Samurai win. Every day. Every day of the week." I think we all can agree on this... xD
Parrying in this game actually requires timing and accurasy... For Jesse it is just waving sword from side to side... I'm surprised he didn't decapitate more own people.
Okay okay okay, lemme see if I got this straight. So Jesse runs Shaboozy, TB runs Axiom (w/t/wife), Angry Joe runs...something, and the Yogscast run the Yogscast. Polaris includes all of these? Christ on a bicycle my head hurts now.
Jesse, helpful tip for the tournament, i noticed you left click like 99% of the time, if you scroll up you stab and if you scroll down you overhead slash, have fun!
"Jesse and Crendor play Deadliest Warrior for the first time"? You mean for the first time together right? Crendor already Felt Like Playing this game.
Did they make the shield and attack mechanics work better? By the end of the first chivalry guys I parried or blocked could 2-3 shot me before I even got my sword going, and if THEy parried me, I never got a single hit in. I USED to be quite good at the game but whatever changed, I just couldnt get the feel of the mechanics anymore going like that.
Somehow I imagine this being the perfect game for tryhard a-holes who could put up with this game. I found the original chivalry fun for a while for sure.
I really wanted to play the game,but,it keep crashing on me all the time.I already installed 3 times,in the last 2 i was able to play a bit,but,in the end i got a run out of memory stuff,and then i cant play anymore.
Waterelemental33 i started on low Quality,800x600,but,as soon a change to 1024x720 i had the run out of memory problem.,then,even reducing whould cause the same problm.
***** Aaaah Penis. The second weakness to all existence. Boobs and penis. The deadliest of combinations.... or the best? *Thinks* hmmmm... yes, yes the best.
"Ninja Vs Pirates, Samurai wins every time" - Jesse Cox 2013
lol. "Ninja vs pirates, samurai wins." - Jesse Cox 2013
This is another one of those games where when Jesse starts off, it's hard to not downplay or belittle his ability, but in the end, he somehow unleashes the power of Space Butterfly and massacres everyone.
that actually is quite funny , a butterfly starts as a Caterpillar ( not the strongest thing in the world) and eventually grow stronger just like Jesse :D
cheyggie To quote Jesse, "That's some deep shit right there".
I love how I've gotten 6 different Chivalry videos recently, and this is the only one that isn't like 2 minutes long...
That's what she said. He he he.
MorrinWellSmith she should be too busy in the kitchen to even know what chivalry is xD
Not cool, man. Not cool.
Jesse, as someone who has put in over 300 hours into original chivalry (Yea I know, sounds like alot, don't know how I accumulated that much though, just over time I guess) allow me to give a quick tip or two. Left Mouse Button is not the only attack, those are horizontal swings only. Press once for regular swing, pressing twice in quick succession will combo the 2 swings faster than you can individually swing twice. Depending on where the enemy's shield is, the direction from which your weapon attacks is very important, and go around blocks. You can hold ALT when swinging to change the direction from which you swing, should you need to swing from left to right on the first swing.
Then you have the Mousewheel attacks. Roll the mouse wheel forward for jabs, which have the longest range your weapon can do. Roll the mouse wheel backwards for an overhead swing, which do the most damage. These attacks also benefit from the direction of travel of your weapon. And most important of all, Right Mouse Button to block. Blocking is the most important thing in a chivalry game and should be priority choice over any attack when facing someone down. With a successful block, if you use an attack immediately after blocking their attack , it will combo the block with an attack faster than they'll be able to block or swing again.
**I apologize if you knew all this already, but judging from the video, I didn't think you did. Not to sound condescending or anything, that is not my intention. I want you and Crendor to end up kicking everyones ass with skill no one expected. =) PS. Press Z or X in game to bring up various voice commands, then press the corresponding number. If enough people spam conversationally appropriate things while brawling, it's the funniest thing in the world. People thanking eachother while bashing eachothers faces in, or kicking someone off a cliff and yelling sorry as you do it. Just things of that nature.
PPS. Anyone who has played chivalry, please get back into it. The original game community has dwindled abit, and people should get back into it. With the character customization and the fact that many fixes have been made, the game is still just as fun as ever, and with more people will only get better.
Now that is what I call constructive use of the comment system, even though it wasn't directed at me, I must say thank you for being awesome.
TheSilverAnkh Thank you. I wouldn't call it awesome as much as I would just slightly helpful. lol I'm happy with the comments system being the way it is, because it allows for detailed discussions or conversations in one easy to find go. Rather than posting tons of times to finish making a single point. Just wish everyone was mature enough to do that instead of those annoying 'text pictures' and silly memes. UA-cam knew what it wanted with the comments sytem and how to make it better, they simply over estimated peoples maturity on the internet. Granted it's dieing down now that the children have gotten bored with comment spam, at least as far as I've seen.
enigmaPL
That's my thought exactly, I love the integration I just wished people would handle it the way it's supposed to, but I never really cared since I just ignore negative people, they aren't part of our lives or anything so why bother.
Ninja versus Pirate? Samurai win, everyday, everyday of the week - Jesse Cox 2013
Looooooooool...oh Jesse
House Cox
Located in the following realm: The Westerlands, within the northern youtube plains
Keep: The Coxfort, a well fortified castle blessed with warm weather and a bountiful harvest.
Lord: Ser Uncle Wormy
Sigil: The lords son in a festive outfit as if he is father Christmas
Words: Falrak is a doob (Frequently confused by myself as "Falrakezzadune")
My dream team: Jesse, Crendor, Dodger, and Totalbiscuit
Crendor strayed from the way.
I loved that part where all you could hear was the screaming of battle cries. lol
Jesse, you gotta be the Viking! YOU CAN THROW 2 HANDED HAMMERS.
Jesse, you should make a samurai clan for the Space Butterfly. *#NeverStrayFromTheWay*
OH MY GOD!
the cliffhanger though
Look at the way that damn pirate runs with his gun pointing in the air.
This is wonderful.
Crendor is the man! he's full of great wit and wisdom. i like watching him in jesse's videos because he's never playing hearthstone or wow, both games i hate.
jesse...were you really doing the Iron Chef battlecry when you were playing as the samurai? XD
"Dude, here's the answer to the Ninjas...Ninjas vs. Samurai; here's the answer; ...or Ninja vs. Pirates...Samurai win. Every day. Every day of the week."
I think we all can agree on this... xD
You are like a starving squirrel . . . No nuts.
The more I watch of your videos, the more of a fan I become. Jesse, you're an awesome and hilarious human being!
the sounds alone make this game comedic as hell
This tournament is going to be funny as all hell.
Can't wait.
Who are you and what have you done with Jesse?
Cessie Jox threw him in a badger den
Jon Myers-Mirmotahari Don't you mean dadger ben?
Wow, this looks increadibly awesome. I think I'll have to buy Chivalry now.
Dancing Jesse at the end amuses me more than it really should.
You will respawn as a Black Samurai...oh video games...
"Ninjas vs Pirates - samurai wins everyday"
Jesse Cox 2013
I wonder why Tom Cruise never chose samurai. Guess he didn't want end up being the last one. :P
"Let's take out these nerds!" . Crendor 2013
I find it funny Jesse STILL only uses horizontal swings and nothing else when attacking.
Jesse's samurai war cry's are the best thing ever omfg :'D
My fav part was when Crendor is like I'm going HAM, Jesse is like quit killing other Samurais they are all on the same team :)
i dig those tiny pirate hands. "I am Tiny-Hands, scourge of the seven sea's and painter of small figures! I'll do one of you before I sink your ship!"
'Ninjas versus Pirates. Samurai win, every day.'
Of course Jesse, of course.
The screaming is hilarious xD
i don't know if it's just me but i find the character movements and screams in this game hilarious XD
My butt clenched from the amount of horizontal swings. I still love you Jesse.
"Ninjas vs. Pirates? Samurai win every day of the week." - Jesse Cox 2013(c)
Jesse and Crendor are like the diet coke of warriors.
Did Jesse try to parry a SINGLE time in this video? o.O
Why do you even ask? Its Jesse, c'mon.
Parrying in this game actually requires timing and accurasy... For Jesse it is just waving sword from side to side... I'm surprised he didn't decapitate more own people.
brajuhani
The 'friendly fire' in this game seems to be very reduced in comparison to Medieval.
You Were Killed by Maylor Twift (playing on an IPAD) -- Classic! lmao
new quotes "in a battle between ninjas and pirates samurai win every time" and "swing and miss and swing and hit and kill babies"
"Here's the answer - ninja VS pirate: samurai wins." Haha
In the battle between Ninjas and Pirates. The Samurai wins!
I lost my fucking mind when jesse killed Crendor. I couldnt stop laughing for like 3 min. XD
"Ninjas versus pirates...Samurai win every game" -Jesse Cox
I like how the outro animation matches the beat of the outro song! :D
They need to add Wakazashi and Tanto to this so the samurais weapons aren't always ridiculously big
Im suprised Jesse and Crendor aren't cracking up to all the Screams and death sounds in Chivalry: DW. Dat Fire scream.
honestly the only thing thats keeping me from playing this is the LITERALLY NONSTOP SCREAMING XD
this seems like a game that should just have two steps from hell playing on a loop in the background at all times
He knows our strategy now! Swing and miss and sqing and miss and decapotationuh!
oh god the ending outtro animation. he looks so happy :D
"Friends don't let friend horizontal swing in melee." -Totalbiscuit
"Ninjas vs Pirates, Samurais win every time" Haha nice Jesse
Okay okay okay, lemme see if I got this straight. So Jesse runs Shaboozy, TB runs Axiom (w/t/wife), Angry Joe runs...something, and the Yogscast run the Yogscast. Polaris includes all of these?
Christ on a bicycle my head hurts now.
"Ninjas vs. Pirates, Samurais win." -Jesse Cox
Ninjas vs. Pirates = Samurai win all day :)
jesse cox ftw. everybody else just does a short announcement but jesse puts up 20 minutes of gameplay with another youtuber, thats cool.
Ninja vs Pirate? Samurai wins - Jesse Cox 2013
Jesse, don't attack Spartans from the front. They have their shield that'll soak up most of the damage.
just remember jesse and crendor, FOROCK IS A DUUUUUUUUUBBBBBBBBB!!!!
In the ageless two category battle hypothesis, Ninja vs Pirates. It is the third unsuggested category that wins. Samurai
Crendor at 15:10-isch: "Come on, Take out these nerds!!!"
I laughed, loud!
I love when he plays with crendor
jesse you should have more than 1 million subs
Does Jesse even know how to block?
Jesse only knows how to swing horizontally :P
Nope
Jesse, helpful tip for the tournament, i noticed you left click like 99% of the time, if you scroll up you stab and if you scroll down you overhead slash, have fun!
"How.... UGHHH the ranged weapons in this game. They're killing me"
**Takes another shot**
"OOOOOOHHHH I shot that guy in the dick"
XD Oh Jesse.
Hearthstone AND Chivalry Tournaments? Oooh Polaris is getting fun
i was waiting to hear Crendors voice when Jesse was done with his intro.
Jesse in order to win you have to intimidate your opponents with shouts.constant shouts!
"Ninja vs. Pirates. Samurai win."
Alright Jesse, whatever you say.
Died laughing this episode...You should do more with or without Crendor(even outside tournament).Game is amazing pure fun
during the intro, imagined Crendor was the pirate while he talked
GOOD JOB ON THAT WIN!
New Mini Jesse got rhythm!
looks like a really badass game, i might buy it!
Wow, this game has some really visceral attack sounds.
aww no criken =(
and wait uberhaxornova? isn't that guy with machinima? or did his group changed to polaris?
good to see you still only have a left mouse button
I really want this game! kicks ass
Jesse is a good TK with that pistol!
Haha this is when I was watching Joe stream and we were all yelling "KILL JESSE AND CRENDOR!!!" Lol sorry guys I love you :)
"Jesse and Crendor play Deadliest Warrior for the first time"? You mean for the first time together right? Crendor already Felt Like Playing this game.
10:23 Cardis Etrama di Raizel from manhwa "Noblesse"
Did they make the shield and attack mechanics work better?
By the end of the first chivalry guys I parried or blocked could 2-3 shot me before I even got my sword going, and if THEy parried me, I never got a single hit in.
I USED to be quite good at the game but whatever changed, I just couldnt get the feel of the mechanics anymore going like that.
Jesse, you may not be ready to hear what I'm about to tell you, but you can block with the right mouse button.
What was that little groany whimper at 17:48 aha
Just judging by this video the two OP classes are samurai and spartan. Just my opinion I may be wrong.
Jesse we have to defeat the BISCULT and his fans! MAKE THEM SUFFER.
Falrak is a doob! (cue epic maneuver music)
Jesse he actually says Amalreck is doomed not Valracka's a doob. Sorry to burst your bubble
DAMN YOU CRENDOR!!! How DARE you leave!!!
Somehow I imagine this being the perfect game for tryhard a-holes who could put up with this game. I found the original chivalry fun for a while for sure.
I really wanted to play the game,but,it keep crashing on me all the time.I already installed 3 times,in the last 2 i was able to play a bit,but,in the end i got a run out of memory stuff,and then i cant play anymore.
I know you probably have tried it, but are the video settings on high quality or low quality?
Waterelemental33 i started on low Quality,800x600,but,as soon a change to 1024x720 i had the run out of memory problem.,then,even reducing whould cause the same problm.
Historically the knight would kick the shit out of everyone except maybe the pirate.
how doesn't he have 1 million subs yet?
Pirates Jesse... Pirates. You... Broke... My... Heart........
YES!
Cox + Crendor Vs Chivalry: Deadliest Warrior == InstaLike!!!
Ninja vs Pirates = Samurai win? No. It's Ninja vs Pirates vas Samurai = Geeks win. WHy? Cause we know all their weaknesses. I BLOW YOU MIIIIND! O_O
***** Boobs are their weakness.
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hhziab Everything and everyones weakness is boobs.
***** Aaaah Penis. The second weakness to all existence. Boobs and penis. The deadliest of combinations.... or the best? *Thinks* hmmmm... yes, yes the best.
***** vin diesel's bald head looks a bit like a boob....