I’m just imagining Haru explaining how mustard gas works and the wartime utilities of it. Haru: “Occasionally russian soldiers would even use flamethrowers to light the gas on fire” Ren: “Executive decision, Haru, get out”
did you know that there are trace amounts of cyanide in apple seeds? 😊 it's true! and it only takes two cups' worth of crushed seeds to kill a perfectly healthy adult, and even less to kill a child, elder, drug addict, or immunocompromised person!
Haru: While seat belts help, you are not ensured to survive everything. Sometimes the seat belt is the cause of death because someone could not get out of the vehicle in time. Everyone else: :o
CROW. WE NEED PANCAKES NOT MURDER. God, I swear it's like you've been killing peoPLE FOR MOST OF YOUR LIFETIME OR SOMETHING. Crow, stop trying to bump into me, with that Mask, you're gonna stab mE IN THE BACK, Y'KNOW. ... Okay, I'm done with the Spoiler comments.
PerfectKirby Joker does it at first but Makoto starts doing it later as can be seen in the Desert scenes. As she's the only one with a license (although it's for motorcycles) the rest of them either have no experience (Haru, Yusuke) or only drove in video games (everyone else).
Aru Akise Nah, Joker still drives. Most of the mementos quotes have the characters referring to Joker and why he's so good at driving. Only paticular cutscenes have Makoto driving.
More reason to hate akechi for me However his mask did inspire me to make my own character who is literally opposite of akechi- not shit I named him Raven (I mean like his code name not his actual name)
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Haru: A group of crows is called a murder.
Akechi: Yes, it is.
Haru: That’s odd, because I see a murder of only one.
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
Now I'm just imaging Goro and Haru trading morbid comments while the rest of the Phantom Thieves just sit there uncomfortably.
@Chai Mocha maybe its different for each person. i would probably buy my.....fathers murderer a beer and toast to my new bestie but that's just me.
@@MrHornyboy2000 Do you want someone to talk to?
@TYRESE HILL
I hope you’re right.
@@MrHornyboy2000 Do you need some milk?
I’m just imagining Haru explaining how mustard gas works and the wartime utilities of it.
Haru: “Occasionally russian soldiers would even use flamethrowers to light the gas on fire”
Ren: “Executive decision, Haru, get out”
haru: creepy fact
akechi: creepy fact
haru: creepy fact
akechi: creepy fact
everybody else: 😑
Yusuke: that “creepy fact” is asethically pleasing
Ryuji: I umm
Makoto: (mom dialogue)
Futaba: (Outlandish comment or reference)
Morgana: That’s frightening
Ann: don’t frighten me
Joker:😐
Joker: if you guys one more fucking creepy fact I'm gonna summmon satan himself on you guys!!
did you know that there are trace amounts of cyanide in apple seeds? 😊
it's true! and it only takes two cups' worth of crushed seeds to kill a perfectly healthy adult, and even less to kill a child, elder, drug addict, or immunocompromised person!
very late but Haru would probably be more amazed than scared
cringe
Haru: While seat belts help, you are not ensured to survive everything. Sometimes the seat belt is the cause of death because someone could not get out of the vehicle in time.
Everyone else: :o
Crow wanted to share his important tidbit of the day, he cares about their safety. Safely crashing that is.
Joker: "Crow?"
Crow: "Yes, Joker?"
Joker: *"Shut the hell up."*
Crow: "make me attack trash!"
Joker:"gladly you needy detective"
-proceeds to jump out of the car and fight while ryuji records-
@@leookami112 **rank 8 intensifies**
Tbh when I first saw akechi I thought he was a discount light yagami
You aren't wrong
He kinda is
Or Dazai From bongou stray dogs.
It's funny because he is
No Way they are nothing alike! The difference lies in their intellect and trust me there is a huge gap
Crow was just caring about you guys. Also, Haru wants to share her dreams so please sit back and listen.
Did you know that even with plot armor, characters can still be killed by plot bullets?
Yeah that seems about right.
👀
Now I see why Makoto/Queen asks if the Morganamobile has airbags
You mean the MonaMobile?
"crow, what the eff?"
too funny, too funny
Yes, but you’re forgetting one thing, Goro Akechi: most people don’t have access to healing/resurrection magic.
I refuse to call him crow instead I call him mosquito
CROW.
WE NEED PANCAKES NOT MURDER. God, I swear it's like you've been killing peoPLE FOR MOST OF YOUR LIFETIME OR SOMETHING.
Crow, stop trying to bump into me, with that Mask, you're gonna stab mE IN THE BACK, Y'KNOW.
... Okay, I'm done with the Spoiler comments.
ehehehe
Hey, at least it’s not, “You kind of left her hanging this morning, you know~”
When you tell a slightly offensive joke at the dinner table
You:
Your brother:
The guest:
Your mom:
That's what happened at the table when I accidentally outed myself
Isn't Joker supposed to be driving?
PerfectKirby i always thought it was makoto
PerfectKirby Joker does it at first but Makoto starts doing it later as can be seen in the Desert scenes. As she's the only one with a license (although it's for motorcycles) the rest of them either have no experience (Haru, Yusuke) or only drove in video games (everyone else).
Aru Akise Nah, Joker still drives. Most of the mementos quotes have the characters referring to Joker and why he's so good at driving. Only paticular cutscenes have Makoto driving.
In Mementos Joker drives and Makoto helps him.
Aru Akise Makoto only has a regular lisence
same, goro.
i love him so fuckin' much.
This is even more funny if you knew where this originally came from
FalcoMaster3000
Where is it from?
viole//n/t.dreams.of.dying tails gets trolled
Tails gets trolled is a great webcomic that you should all read.
let ryugi say fuck
*Ryuji
But.. His mommy taught him to never say that word
Joker:puts on 1,000 sear belts.
oh i recognise this! It's from my favourite web comic Ryuji gets Trolled!
"did you know thats a toddlers set of adult teeth is just below their eye sockets?"
Please tell me that's not true.
Me trying to make small conversations on the school bus with the other kids
akechi WTH
I hope everyone knows this is from tail's get's trolled
More reason to hate akechi for me
However his mask did inspire me to make my own character who is literally opposite of akechi- not shit I named him Raven (I mean like his code name not his actual name)
Nice consistency, making sure the F is still never said in the P5 dialogue
Throws Akechi out of the car
Not gonna lie: one of my family members talk like that. It's incredibly annoying.
Goro is me. 🙃
Did you know that every airplane that crashes does so in the last few moments of its flight? Coincidence?
Ehh, a more accurate depiction of Akechi's dialogue is if he were to give an actual statistic instead of an absolute.
I would like more P5 x Tails Gets Trolled
This fact is fake, i was in a car crash , yet here i am •^•'
Tails Gets Trolled anyone?
Ryuji Gets Trolled
Ryuji gets trolled
Hey you can never be too safe
crow gets trolled
Me randomly hear that from crow that’s neat then I would proceed to speed the car up into a wall
The truth hurts ;-;
🤝
Persona and Tails Gets trolled
Never tought of those two things together in one sentence
Akechi needs to stop with the depressing death stuff
thanks akechi
that is an interesting fact Akechi
0:07 heard that before.
Interesting
I feel the warm touch of Lady Ann