I recently played it thru a third time, so yeah. It's a solid game. But there are to major issues with it. First is the checkpoint problems. Reload to any checkpoint and the ENTIRE stage is resetted except your killed target and the items you picked up. Second is the head shots. You can sometimes shot someone in point blank in the head, and their reaction is, "HEY! YOU!" >_< Besides that. It's as fun game to play.
@@SpaceOink yeah when it comes to gameplay it's a flawed game, no doubt. The disguise system makes no sense, the bullet time feature has almost no use, only half of the levels are good and worth replaying, the list goes on. What I like, on the other hand, is the weird rockabilly/cowboy/b-movie experiment they had going on with the story.
1:10 if you are making a contract, and you select this prisoner and punch him, he will tell you that he is a soldier, I don't remember if it is hitman 1 or 2
1:34 - 2:21 on today's episode of "47 kills fucking everything"... also i don't care what everyone says about absolution, shit like this was fucking awesome \m/_
1:07 the guy is so traumatised he can only t-pose to surrender.
When agent 47 see him doing a perfect T pose he know that he's too dangerous to be left alive
Hurrdurr, t p0sE fUh knEE
No is listen name of Jesus in 1 min 08
That T-Pose soldier is asserting his dominance to see who's the boss lol
@@heathjuelz172 why you reply that here. It has nothing to do with my comment above.
@@TimDragonDeckers he’s probably just a spam account
Fortnize
Lame
4:18 now that is pure nightmare fuel but hilarious 😂
What’d be a real nightmare is if it could damage you... while talking the words...
Nightmare Fuel...HaHa!!!
That'd make a decent band name...xD
6:42 guard: saying that his teammate is an idiot.
Also guard: slips on banana and dies
4:18 That was something to behold alright.
Yep. By far, this is the weirdest brutal kill.
This lady: *exists*
Also this lady: AHAHAHAHAHA! Ladybugs!
Me: what
Also me: Has this woman gone crazy?
Yes, that is indeed a lady-bug.
@@voldlifilm hhahahahhha lmao
I'm freeeeeee LMAO 😂🤣😭
4:22 What the hell
Say what you want about hitman: absolution but damn it looks good even today
That game has my favorite look of 47. He looked downright mean. A face that means business.
I recently played it thru a third time, so yeah. It's a solid game.
But there are to major issues with it. First is the checkpoint problems.
Reload to any checkpoint and the ENTIRE stage is resetted except your killed target and the items you picked up.
Second is the head shots. You can sometimes shot someone in point blank in the head, and their reaction is, "HEY! YOU!" >_<
Besides that. It's as fun game to play.
@@SpaceOink yeah when it comes to gameplay it's a flawed game, no doubt. The disguise system makes no sense, the bullet time feature has almost no use, only half of the levels are good and worth replaying, the list goes on. What I like, on the other hand, is the weird rockabilly/cowboy/b-movie experiment they had going on with the story.
@@thebrettyouneed178 Oh yes indeed. It followed a theme of dirty people causing problems all over the place.
4:08 TIL sword is throwing weapon type.
but, this glitch is damn horror...
I love stupid exploit methods you do to murder anyone in hitman games. Please make more of this 🤣
1:34 Probably the most badass scene I ever seen
Nah I've seen better
1:10 if you are making a contract, and you select this prisoner and punch him, he will tell you that he is a soldier, I don't remember if it is hitman 1 or 2
6:40 - “Send someone who’s... got a brain.” Not many in the resort to send, buddy if they’re all slipping on banana skins and drowning.
*whose
7:35 that security guard needs an update
Gamer4Sight: Kills every target with precision and grace
Me: Massacres anything and everything, hoping the target doesn't escape.
Gore so much gore
w0w, y0UrE s0 EdgY n c00l
The targets will escape once they are in lockdown and you attack then again.
How do the guards plan to bag the body that’s in the middle of the ocean on that plane at 3:39
Wow he flew high at the beginning
0:14 he is a real superhero
Is no one gonna talk about how bad ass this was 1:35
3:20 what was that 😂😂😂😂
1:35 how did this happen awsome
2:23 I pressed space but the video just stopped.
9:42-10:05, such an impregnable fortress
* impenetrable
0:28 Target Down
Literally
4:50 ._.
1:35 that some indian action movie shit right there
4:21 Oo thats creepy
4:19 Call exorcists! She has been possessed by the devil!
wait i din't know he was not tied up he could of escaped 1:00
1:34 - 2:21
on today's episode of "47 kills fucking everything"...
also i don't care what everyone says about absolution, shit like this was fucking awesome \m/_
I’ve never seen the earlier hitman games, but damn that looks cool
What mission is the first kill from? I don’t remember seeing that
The Icon
1:35 What is this, XCom 2?
I'd sure hope not, otherwise half those bad guys will just get away with DODGE: GRAZED! and then you're f-ed when it's their turn😆
That's was Awesome😘
1:35 47: *Violently spinning around in a matter of a few seconds*
Bystander: "what the fuck"
I can just imagine all the different people in soundbooths, make a grip of... *"I'm totally being electrocuted right now"* noises..!! HaHa
"Hold up gravity the poop dealer calling"
From which map is the first kill, i would imagine it is from Hitman 2 (2018)
This is very funny)))
Duuuude! buurn on Ramirez
How are you wearing the wetsuit in Sapienza? In Hitman 1
The first gameplay is hitman absolution right??
Nope, hitman 2016
LIKE LIKE LIKE
What is the first level? Never seen that before
9:40 Electric insects killer
First
What the hell happened in that first Absolution clip?
I wiped out 95% of Colorado with the one electric socket was some pile of bodies
Lmao the ghost lady sounds lifted
Did that gas station explode twice?
T-pose =fortnite
T
Funny
MAESTRO!
5 6
love that Hawaii shirt
*YEET*
4:50
Hi dude cool video can we be UA-cam friends ?
bjørn Tønnesen non of your business
1:19
Person:dies
*initiate T pose*
Nice profile pix
@@bixstar1469 what the fuck is that
Wtf? No fun - boring
When hostle fear then charge, he cannot move like that! Look at 0:57 to 1:15 and he is still not moving!