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  • Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week's biggest news, like Senator Lindsey Graham announcing he will not support Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson.
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  • @zeroshadow2468
    @zeroshadow2468 2 роки тому +18248

    To be honest about the matter, everyone would have probably forgotten that joke in 15 seconds or more, but Will made everyone remember it *FOREVER.*

    • @mylucidlife495
      @mylucidlife495 2 роки тому +587

      And more people are making jokes about her as a result.

    • @WhyNotTruth
      @WhyNotTruth 2 роки тому +525

      and he ended up making him and Jada a huge target for comedians. These rich folks think they got it all figured out lol.

    • @___zeke___7581
      @___zeke___7581 2 роки тому +53

      You’ll forget about it in 2 weeks

    • @laurag.g.2973
      @laurag.g.2973 2 роки тому +32

      Exactly!!!!

    • @keksi6844
      @keksi6844 2 роки тому +168

      Will Smith had to react like that,he was stuck between a rock and a hard place.

  • @joromo
    @joromo 2 роки тому +2092

    "Love will make you do crazy things"
    "You know what else will make you do crazy things? CRAZY." Best line.

  • @carolinecameron4840
    @carolinecameron4840 2 роки тому +1011

    Colin's joke about Will Smith setting a precedent for defending your wife is underrated! If I was Scarlett I'd be laughing my ass off

    • @seanpushor909
      @seanpushor909 2 роки тому +23

      @Michael Whitted …yeah, he thought it was funny until he saw that look.

    • @MrBlazer3585
      @MrBlazer3585 2 роки тому +6

      Well done, you got the joke. It's not underrated, it's not over rated. Just rate it by liking it, no need to explain it.

    • @amberpamper1
      @amberpamper1 2 роки тому +2

      I read it (and several others mentioned here) on social media right after the incident. All hilarious. It seems, many jokes are copied from hilarious members of the unknown majority😊

    • @valueinyou9931
      @valueinyou9931 2 роки тому +1

      @@MrBlazer3585 I bet you're fun at parties. She was sharing a funny observation about a joke. You might be more comfortable at a non-humorous channel with zero fun where everyone is a miserable tight ass. Thanks though.

    • @Keemin
      @Keemin 2 роки тому +8

      @@MrBlazer3585 ironic how you are doing the same thing. just rate the comment by disliking it, no need to explain.

  • @AtmosphericColor
    @AtmosphericColor 2 роки тому +412

    I love how they're both genuinely laughing at each others jokes, makes it so much funnier

  • @amberearls5011
    @amberearls5011 2 роки тому +1049

    “You know what else makes you do crazy things? Crazy.” 😝🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    I laughed way too hard at that joke.

    • @itsjemmabond
      @itsjemmabond 2 роки тому +26

      It's funny because it's true.

    • @sebaceousgland5123
      @sebaceousgland5123 2 роки тому

      I don't get it

    • @Im.Smaher
      @Im.Smaher 2 роки тому +1

      @@sebaceousgland5123 What is crazy most known for

    • @jasonblue8832
      @jasonblue8832 2 роки тому +9

      @@sebaceousgland5123 It means you don't need a reason to do crazy things except be literally crazy, which their poking fun at Will's weak excuse to why he slap Chris during his speech.

    • @davep1103
      @davep1103 2 роки тому +5

      THAT WAS GENIUS !

  • @wellthisisinteresting4912
    @wellthisisinteresting4912 2 роки тому +2472

    Andrew Garfield immediately going on his phone was SO funny

    • @roxc.507
      @roxc.507 2 роки тому +35

      And ironically, that was a joke about Chris Rock's medical condition.

    • @daddysmurf1560
      @daddysmurf1560 2 роки тому +83

      His Spidy sense told him to do it

    • @Kristine_202
      @Kristine_202 2 роки тому +146

      Andrew Garfield was Googling, "If Will Smith is escorted out of the Oscars, would the award go the runner up?" 🤣
      (I'm bummed that Andrew didn't win. I was rooting for him.)

    • @tomisaacson2762
      @tomisaacson2762 2 роки тому +63

      The phone is the perfect solution for nearly all awkward moments

    • @BaldursPicketFence
      @BaldursPicketFence 2 роки тому +47

      Lol he was like “nope I’m not apart of this”.

  • @connerwilliams9446
    @connerwilliams9446 2 роки тому +156

    "Wait, so you went to the old man orgy??" Absolutely killed me

  • @infinitetest331
    @infinitetest331 2 роки тому +3599

    Chris Rock was a cast member on SNL for three years. That's why he recovered so quickly from the slap, he's a live TV pro. Also, by slapping that comedian Will Smith just begged for every comic and SNL writer to clown him for the rest of his career. If he didn't like that joke, he's in for a lot, lot worse.

    • @DS-rt1ed
      @DS-rt1ed 2 роки тому +153

      Got that right....and I'm here for it! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @crystalsunshine
      @crystalsunshine 2 роки тому +97

      Yep, after 30 years in showbiz he has to finally grow a thicker skin.

    • @robinterry2906
      @robinterry2906 2 роки тому +12

      @@DS-rt1ed same!

    • @lindseylippincott5803
      @lindseylippincott5803 2 роки тому +125

      Not even a comic and yet that slap made me want to hear, and make, every Will Smith and Jada joke possible. Sad, I loved WS and now have lost a ton of respect for him.

    • @musicagain1
      @musicagain1 2 роки тому +52

      That’s the first thing I said😄big mistake to do that to a comedian…not that is good doing it to any one….But a comedian??

  • @michaeltopper9215
    @michaeltopper9215 2 роки тому +83

    Che's "Keep my small..." joke 😂

  • @KaristaSwiss
    @KaristaSwiss 2 роки тому +279

    seriously I love how Wild and hysterical Weekend Update is now.. Che and Colin should be permanent people here :-)

    • @sydgrim
      @sydgrim 2 роки тому +8

      The chaos makes it 100x funnier and nothing makes me happier than Che laughing at his own jokes.

    • @waltschannel7465
      @waltschannel7465 2 роки тому +6

      Best Weekend Update team, EVER!! I have been watching since the beginning in 1975.

    • @bendovermen9425
      @bendovermen9425 2 роки тому

      Che is the worst to ever sit in that seat, even worse than Colin Quinn...

  • @lokilawson
    @lokilawson 2 роки тому +60

    Watch Michael’s face from the 2:00 minute mark. He knows that double punch line is coming, and it is all he can do to fight down the laughter that is welling up inside himself. And he holds it together just long enough…. Absolute pure comedic genius that had me watching that over and over again!

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 2 роки тому +4787

    Chris made a joke that was honestly forgettable until Will made everyone remember it

    • @KristiannaStephani
      @KristiannaStephani 2 роки тому +87

      YES that’s exactly what I think!! No one would’ve batted an eye at the joke otherwise 😅

    • @WhyNotTruth
      @WhyNotTruth 2 роки тому

      the moron spawned 10,000 jokes about him and Jada. Most of them far worse than Chris Rocks.

    • @calebk9111
      @calebk9111 2 роки тому +17

      Unoriginal comment

    • @SonShocker
      @SonShocker 2 роки тому +21

      Chris Rock has been harassing jada for 25years

    • @KNByam
      @KNByam 2 роки тому +15

      Now you can never ever see Jada and not see GI Jane.

  • @davidknightx
    @davidknightx 2 роки тому +2063

    Everyone commenting on the NDA joke, but can we take a moment to appreciate that added "Keep your small penis....". Absolutely brilliant Che.

    • @JinxD247
      @JinxD247 2 роки тому +75

      I'm still laughing about that one! 😂😂😂

    • @badhombre6621
      @badhombre6621 2 роки тому

      HaHahahaha! Brilliant! “Keep your small penis out of my (wife’s ) mouth”

    • @ElizabethScottStress
      @ElizabethScottStress 2 роки тому +32

      Yeah, that made me laugh out loud!

    • @psa921416
      @psa921416 2 роки тому +60

      @@Magmanic well aren't you a ray of sunshine on this fine Sunday morning.

    • @cdubbau135
      @cdubbau135 2 роки тому +21

      @@psa921416 He probably thinks Lindsey Graham has the right idea about KBJ.

  • @juliegreen9000
    @juliegreen9000 2 роки тому +187

    These two are hilarious. The concussion joke should have gotten more laughs

    • @jls4919
      @jls4919 2 роки тому +4

      Joke didnt land right. What he should have said was 'who knew the oscars need a better concussion protocol than the NFL?"

    • @Stehako
      @Stehako 2 роки тому +6

      I liked the double meaning, since Smith was in “Concussion” (about NFL concussions) and Pinket Smith being very vocal about him not getting nominated for it.

  • @blueprairiedog
    @blueprairiedog 2 роки тому +18

    As a one-time trauma nurse, I especially appreciated the concussion protocol joke.

  • @brownkemosabe
    @brownkemosabe 2 роки тому +825

    Seeing Colin make the defending one's wife at award shows joke with the utmost composure was incredible.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 2 роки тому +14

      Just the corners of his mouth twitched 😄

    • @steveconn
      @steveconn 2 роки тому +1

      Why? Because he showed some professionalism for once or referencing some awards show no one remembered a week later.

    • @midnightrambler4004
      @midnightrambler4004 2 роки тому +60

      @@steveconn um because he’s married to Scarlett Johansson but it’s ok we don’t expect Trump supporters to pick up on these things

    • @mekkio77
      @mekkio77 2 роки тому +60

      @@steveconn His wife, Scarlett Johansson, and his marriage to her has been the joke several times on Weekend Update. And, yet, he has never slapped a single comedian.

    • @KL-cy1wc
      @KL-cy1wc 2 роки тому +4

      @@mekkio77 Because he's a comedian. It's not hard to understand

  • @igoryankilevich9941
    @igoryankilevich9941 2 роки тому +121

    That bad boys for life joke was gold

  • @twdjt6245
    @twdjt6245 2 роки тому +27

    Well…that explained why Rock obviously thought he was gonna tell him something 😂

    • @donreed7967
      @donreed7967 2 роки тому +1

      I’m sure that Chris simply thought that Will was going to grab some good natured spotlight, and he was just going to let him shine. He also missed Jada giving Will an assignment!

  • @Al-ok1lj
    @Al-ok1lj 2 роки тому +33

    SNL comedians be like:
    He just slapped one of our own.
    Let’s take him down the best way we know how.

  • @mecredi73
    @mecredi73 2 роки тому +514

    Che’s joke about Chris not moving out of the way..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @shelbygtman
      @shelbygtman 2 роки тому +49

      Priceless, the sad thing was that's exactly what Chris did!!!! Uh, oh!!!!🤣😆😂

    • @mondai2713
      @mondai2713 2 роки тому +6

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @VisualDisplay07
      @VisualDisplay07 2 роки тому +12

      I wandered the very same thing--why did Chris Rock lean towards Will? Clearly, Chris didn't anticipate a violent, physical and verbal attack. He may have even suspected Will was activated as an extra by producers and he opted to play along. His response was priceless.

    • @p.s.csdeaky8530
      @p.s.csdeaky8530 2 роки тому +5

      I felt terrible because that's the joke that made me laugh. I feel for Chris's public humiliation but OMG! 😆

    • @ALFAMALEGENERAL
      @ALFAMALEGENERAL 2 роки тому +3

      this one killed me

  • @coolboss999
    @coolboss999 2 роки тому +848

    I absolutely knew there was going to be Will Smith jokes on Weekend Update and I'm absolutely here for it. "He wasn't going to but then Jada gave him this look".

    • @Delboy0
      @Delboy0 2 роки тому

      I've heard it rumoured Will Smith has a small penis. There is this interview Will Smith and Maggot Robbie talking to BBC radio 1, ironically, and Robbie makes a joke she expected his penis to be bigger and was saying it was small. On it's own it doesn't mean much, but with context this was when they were having a fling during the filming of the first Suicide Squad. And if a white woman you have clearly had sex with says you have a small penis, then you really do have a small penis.

    • @CSpad
      @CSpad 2 роки тому +13

      You're like a psychic... how could you possibly think that 2 standup comedians on Weekend Update would have jokes about the biggest celeb story of the yr.? They never joke about current events...🤦
      Nobody else has even addressed it..
      Nostradumbass lives...lol.. .
      (Don't go all Will on me, ya kinda set yourself up for the joke.. 👍✌️)

    • @AbsentWithoutLeaving
      @AbsentWithoutLeaving 2 роки тому

      Thing is, Jada DID give him that look. Go back and watch the video. Will, along with those seated around him and Jada, was laughing and enjoying it. But Jada...yikes. If Miss Jada wanted some of Chris Rock for that joke, she should have gone after him her own self. Smith was absolutely cool with laughing it off, and she should have been, too, especially because her Oscar look actually looked great on her. She should have stood up, thrust out her hip, licked her finger and touched her hip while letting out a "sssssssssss!" sound (a la Madonna) and sat herself back down, and everybody could have gone home happy.

    • @quick-silver860
      @quick-silver860 2 роки тому +2

      Absolutely!

    • @petemavus2948
      @petemavus2948 2 роки тому

      @@CSpad LOL
      Remember way back before memes even lol and it was called " going postal " when people lost it ? And no I don't mean lost the ' snail mail ' you youngins ... Stay off the grass !!! ;)

  • @AmandeepSingh-xo2tb
    @AmandeepSingh-xo2tb 2 роки тому +9

    The joke about Nick Canon killed me..😂😂

  • @bilinasmini3480
    @bilinasmini3480 2 роки тому +131

    Finally SNL BEING HILARIOUS AND STICKING WITH COMEDIANS. PROPS SNL

    • @mattschaefer809
      @mattschaefer809 2 роки тому

      So agreed.

    • @johnnyyouchoosemyadventure6021
      @johnnyyouchoosemyadventure6021 2 роки тому

      What they didn’t offend Trump supporters?

    • @TheLobinetech
      @TheLobinetech 2 роки тому

      y'all still butt hurt?

    • @mtsflorida
      @mtsflorida 2 роки тому

      As a supporter of comedy and in the law, had I been on the set I would have first grinned then slapped the doctors for delivering this so called comedy 🤡 🤣🤣🤣

    • @bendovermen9425
      @bendovermen9425 2 роки тому

      @@johnnyyouchoosemyadventure6021 how adorable, Trump has been gone over a year and he's still all up in ya mouth. Just swallow already and move on...

  • @lesleymay6757
    @lesleymay6757 2 роки тому +1781

    "Can we stop pretending everyine knew Jada had alopecia." THANK YOU! She just assumes everyone knew. Eyeroll. "You crushed it at the Oscars" You know what else makes you do crazy things? Crazy 🤣 I love Weekend Update.

    • @tropingreenhorn
      @tropingreenhorn 2 роки тому +64

      I did not know she had some problem, i just thought she shaved her head. Also she could wear a wig if she wanted but she chose not to.

    • @jennifercoleman6218
      @jennifercoleman6218 2 роки тому +33

      She's had extremely short hair a few times.

    • @marciamcdevitt964
      @marciamcdevitt964 2 роки тому +24

      Chris knew though, because he literally did an entire documentary on the importance of black women’s hair, and has been picking at Will & Jada for years now. While Will’s behavior was extremely rash and unwise, Chris Rock is not innocent. There was malice there and intent to hurt.

    • @MCross-xg9ss
      @MCross-xg9ss 2 роки тому +38

      I'm so glad they said this. For all we know (and for all Will Smith knew, unless he knew something we don't), Chris Rock wasn't aware that Jada Pinkett-Smith has a medical condition that causes patchy baldness as one effect, and he wasn't making a malicious joke, just a mild one poking fun at her having an unusually shaven head. There's no reason to just assume he knew.

    • @blah5528
      @blah5528 2 роки тому +13

      She rolled her eyes because Chris is ALWAYS making slick remarks about her. This is more than just that one joke I assure you.

  • @patriciaclarke7457
    @patriciaclarke7457 2 роки тому +1837

    The chemistry between these two is Brilliant, they are good at what they do. Every joke landed perfectly. They nailed it, like I said I'm addicted to these two. Love them, love them!

    • @odiesclips7621
      @odiesclips7621 2 роки тому +13

      You are easily entertained. These to guys laugh at their own lines before they're finished. Childish humor.

    • @gr8dvd
      @gr8dvd 2 роки тому +25

      @@odiesclips7621 "Childish humor." Devastating commentary from someone likely holed-up in mommy’s basement with cloud drives packed with wardrobe malfunctions and fart jokes.
      OP spot-on… writing (topical), delivery AND chemistry!

    • @itatiruelas7408
      @itatiruelas7408 2 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @patriciaclarke7457
      @patriciaclarke7457 2 роки тому +5

      I get the joke regardless of the fact they started laughing before they finished telling the JOKE could be the child in me. So Sue me!

    • @hotpotat0es
      @hotpotat0es 2 роки тому +1

      Goodness me your easily pleased

  • @jackel54130
    @jackel54130 2 роки тому +3

    "For those of you who don't know". One of the best lines on there! LOL!!!!

  • @jakep9610
    @jakep9610 2 роки тому +7

    This Weekend Update was gold.

  • @graceknumberone
    @graceknumberone 2 роки тому +1282

    Sets a terrible precedent for having to defend their wife at award shows... man Will set a really high bar for Colin

    • @propitiated4
      @propitiated4 2 роки тому +42

      haha thanks, I get it now! I didn't at first

    • @worldcitizeng6507
      @worldcitizeng6507 2 роки тому +82

      And the straight face Colin delivered this joke 😅

    • @QUANGAMES
      @QUANGAMES 2 роки тому +35

      He will have to defend black widow and that that will be a difficult task to say the least😂

    • @joeymorvant161
      @joeymorvant161 2 роки тому +26

      @@worldcitizeng6507 You could tell he wanted to break, lol!

    • @mizuozman2028
      @mizuozman2028 2 роки тому +20

      Colin will need to start practicing Jiujitsu today

  • @jakehuang3545
    @jakehuang3545 2 роки тому +1164

    I wish NBC would just give Colin and Che their own spin-off. Like seriously Weekend Update is the only reason I even watch SNL anymore.

    • @RagingGeekazoid
      @RagingGeekazoid 2 роки тому

      WEU is perfect just the way they do it. It's been one of the best parts of the show ever since the days of Chevy Chase, John Belushi, and "Jane, you ignorant slut!". 😊

    • @bhill1334
      @bhill1334 2 роки тому +17

      They tried that and it didn't last. Several years ago it became its own mid week show but failed...

    • @johnbod
      @johnbod 2 роки тому +13

      This is pretty much what Seth’s show is and it’s amazing

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 2 роки тому +1

      @@bhill1334 well, because of the pandemic, right?

    • @Dr.LongMonkey
      @Dr.LongMonkey 2 роки тому +3

      @@johnbod The only people who watch Seth’s show are woke nerds

  • @AaronBryant
    @AaronBryant 2 роки тому +3

    This was the funniest one I've seen in years. I had to pause for a moment. 🤣🤣

  • @billowens8051
    @billowens8051 2 роки тому +10

    The Lindsay Graham line made me laugh so hard my wife called "Are you alright"? I replied "oh yeah, I'm fine, but Lindsay needs a cigarette"! Great stuff guys; keep it going.

  • @Sunny_Now_and_Then
    @Sunny_Now_and_Then 2 роки тому +3119

    They should make Weekend Update a lot longer.

    • @ben.ssmith1852
      @ben.ssmith1852 2 роки тому +112

      it should be its own show

    • @stevepackard8542
      @stevepackard8542 2 роки тому +16

      @@ben.ssmith1852 They can do an hour on Biden/ Kamala alone!

    • @PlumbPitiful
      @PlumbPitiful 2 роки тому +34

      This isn't the whole thing. They usually cut it up into two or three parts when they post it on UA-cam

    • @BopaBola
      @BopaBola 2 роки тому

      @@stevepackard8542 no thatd be fucking boring just like the endless trump bits. We get it. Our leaders suck. Woopty doo. Get a better sense of humor.

    • @LisaLisa001
      @LisaLisa001 2 роки тому +25

      And weekends in general

  • @andrewtinn7060
    @andrewtinn7060 2 роки тому +506

    I’m glad they did this segment. I feel like it reinforces the fact that comedians still matter

    • @petemavus2948
      @petemavus2948 2 роки тому +5

      Especially now given the climate of PC and COVID alienation.

    • @gastonbell108
      @gastonbell108 2 роки тому +7

      They took it as a major affront to the right of the comedian to heckle, satirise and roast people for comedic value.
      They're absolutely frigging right. And this in the midst of Russia going full Gestapo hauling people off the streets for protesting. This is NOT the time to be hitting people in the face for exercising their 1st Amendment rights. I can't imagine what's inside his nutty 1st world brain.

    • @TraceyMacDonald-
      @TraceyMacDonald- 2 роки тому +1

      We do!

  • @mhaiyaaj
    @mhaiyaaj 2 роки тому +18

    Best skit in the history of SNL. I laugh so hard, I had tears in my eyes.

  • @porkbeans854
    @porkbeans854 2 роки тому +1

    "Keep my pea--s out your...."
    Priceless joke that caught us by surprise. 🤣 🤣

  • @dpg154
    @dpg154 2 роки тому +942

    So many great jokes in this segment. They nailed it. The Bad Boys joke killed me 🤣

    • @deanfranz
      @deanfranz 2 роки тому +9

      In a related story (for real), production on Bad Boys 4 has been delayed because of this.

    • @crazy4corbinbleux
      @crazy4corbinbleux 2 роки тому

      so Do Black Lives Still Matter when it's black on black crime or nah?

    • @mqccompo4156
      @mqccompo4156 2 роки тому +3

      it killed Sony too.. they just shelved the next Bad boys project that was soon to start shooting

    • @austinalexander8457
      @austinalexander8457 2 роки тому +6

      That and the NDA joke fucking killed me

    • @United_Corporations_of_America
      @United_Corporations_of_America 2 роки тому

      You know what's killing me and millions of others: Wouldn't it be nice if Palestinian immigrants would slap the American President... Or even if Syrian/Somolian/Libyan/Venezuelan/Iranian/Iraqi/Ukrainian/Lebanese immigrants would slap the US president, then maybeeeeeee hopefully then ppl would understand the fact that the entire reason for this war in Ukraine(as well as all the other illegal wars America has started using regime change tactics) has many layers, buuuuuuuut at the root of it all is oil and money... Russia and China are making deals with Saudi Arabia and if these deals are made, the Petro-dollar will collapse and basically the American economy would crash! This is the beginning of the end of the American Empire.

  • @leviathanmg
    @leviathanmg 2 роки тому +232

    "...sets a terrible precedent for having to defend your wife at award shows." Colin deserved more laughs for that one.

    • @SuperMissRain
      @SuperMissRain 2 роки тому +5

      Hey! Sorry I am French and I didn’t perfectly understand that one. Can you please explain with simple words? Thank you 🙏

    • @joyoust8003
      @joyoust8003 2 роки тому +19

      @@SuperMissRain Colin wife is scarlet Johansson from the avengers

    • @michael931
      @michael931 2 роки тому +3

      @@SuperMissRain I'm not French and I didn't understand it either.. :)

    • @SuperMissRain
      @SuperMissRain 2 роки тому +1

      @@michael931 good! 😅 I think it’s bc we didn’t have the reference

    • @ar-1593
      @ar-1593 2 роки тому +3

      What he was saying folks is that now every guy at award shows if they make fun of your girl you gotta go up there and slap them or your girl gonna be like will would have done it for me

  • @philipmartin3411
    @philipmartin3411 2 роки тому +2

    I just love this shit, so pure and wholesome, this is what real comedy is made of

  • @Meena-lp
    @Meena-lp 2 роки тому +1

    Smiled and said " uh oh" 🤣

  • @weakbitchescouldnever1895
    @weakbitchescouldnever1895 2 роки тому +1112

    Will just gave every single comedian in the world A PLETHORA OF JOKES THST WILL LAST DECADES!!! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @fiatfixie4344
      @fiatfixie4344 2 роки тому +55

      He failed colossally in keeping her name out of peoples mouths. 😁

    • @danahughes2239
      @danahughes2239 2 роки тому +4

      😂😂😂

    • @FalconBane77
      @FalconBane77 2 роки тому +7

      He also put them on alert they could get attacked on stage.

    • @BigBadJerryRogers
      @BigBadJerryRogers 2 роки тому +7

      @@FalconBane77 Shouldn't they have always thought about that? Am I the only one who would have before this?

    • @seemev2.0phuckbootube78
      @seemev2.0phuckbootube78 2 роки тому +7

      They are words. Will's pride got butthurt.

  • @MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis
    @MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis 2 роки тому +440

    Thank you for telling all the jokes that Chris Rock should’ve.

    • @eyeseer1
      @eyeseer1 2 роки тому +21

      I’m sure Chris Rock has some material for the next five years.

    • @bamm86
      @bamm86 2 роки тому +3

      Oh no there’s definitely more. Check out what Flagrant 2 had to say. Now that was a roast. This was good but it was going easy on them.

    • @lisalewis4181
      @lisalewis4181 2 роки тому +3

      And they didn’t touch on their marital issues and “entanglements”

    • @lydiahiksan1232
      @lydiahiksan1232 2 роки тому

      lol they certainly didn't, you're reaching

    • @kimp.dr.n2652
      @kimp.dr.n2652 2 роки тому +8

      Will and Jada think one lil G.I. Jane joke is bad. The internet unleashed.

  • @mico70
    @mico70 2 роки тому +1

    I am still laughing!!! HILARIOUS!

  • @JoeMahma24
    @JoeMahma24 Місяць тому

    The ooh 😲 after the KBJ joke!! 😂😂😂

  • @tjfreno69
    @tjfreno69 2 роки тому +478

    Watching this at 2 in the morning, Che's 'uh oh!' laughing out loud for 5 min straight, waking my husband, the dogs and the cats 🤣. Great segment, Guys! 🤗 Very funny! Well done! 💙

    • @sassysarina9718
      @sassysarina9718 2 роки тому +7

      🤣🤣🤣👍 Also!

    • @NastyWoman1979
      @NastyWoman1979 2 роки тому +5

      5:30 and I'm desperately trying not to wake the house and losing. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @alyssakleven3615
      @alyssakleven3615 2 роки тому +7

      I’m so glad I wasn’t the only one laughing hysterically at that impression

    • @msjaxon78
      @msjaxon78 2 роки тому +3

      I laughed way too hard 😂😂

    • @ccaatthheerriinnee
      @ccaatthheerriinnee 2 роки тому +5

      That was the funniest joke 😂

  • @jamelholmes885
    @jamelholmes885 2 роки тому +397

    Waited all week for these guys to joke on the Oscars. They didnt disappoint!!

    • @bsouthmama3010
      @bsouthmama3010 2 роки тому +3

      Lol. Same 🤣😂

    • @petemavus2948
      @petemavus2948 2 роки тому +4

      Rarely do but this time, this topic, pure 🥇 gold.

  • @xy6845
    @xy6845 2 роки тому +1

    Damn. That NDA joke was brutal though 💀🤣

  • @JoanDefenbaugh
    @JoanDefenbaugh 2 роки тому +28

    He should have joked about his wife's boyfriends.

    • @elizabethm888
      @elizabethm888 2 роки тому +1

      Can you imagine if Will Smith had had an affair with one of his daughters friends that woman is a narcissistic predator

    • @glennyates2194
      @glennyates2194 2 роки тому

      I think you'll like this.
      ua-cam.com/video/_-asNhYjOhI/v-deo.html

    • @Marny5580
      @Marny5580 2 роки тому

      EXACTLY!!! Willieboy doesn't have problems with his wife disrespecting him!!!

  • @TheBuri00
    @TheBuri00 2 роки тому +1064

    Colin, Michael. Never leave SNL. Set a snl record for longest running weekend update duo. 👍

    • @hijodelaisla275
      @hijodelaisla275 2 роки тому +3

      That's important to you?

    • @itsmznatnatbitchez
      @itsmznatnatbitchez 2 роки тому +3

      DON'T FORGET PETE DAVIDSON!!!!!

    • @itsmznatnatbitchez
      @itsmznatnatbitchez 2 роки тому +1

      @@jaylene.turner6524 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

    • @coolcat6303
      @coolcat6303 2 роки тому +9

      I’m starting to think that Keenan Thompson will never leave the show. Dude has been there forever & is milking his job for all
      It’s worth.

    • @thabg007
      @thabg007 2 роки тому +4

      @@coolcat6303 if only they would hire Kel Mitchell the circle would be complete

  • @ImmundaDeus
    @ImmundaDeus 2 роки тому +448

    Trying to silence a comedian is like smacking a hornet, you just rile the whole nest up. They'll follow you for a long time, stinging all the while.

    • @danielkokal8819
      @danielkokal8819 2 роки тому +16

      cue the avalanche of Jada Smith jokes

    • @harbingerofsalt
      @harbingerofsalt 2 роки тому +19

      "Will Smith finally looked like he was from the streets of Philadelphia, and Jada looked like she was from the movie." -Andrew Schulz

    • @LindaMcification
      @LindaMcification 2 роки тому +11

      Yep... comedians are more dangerous than WMDs

    • @DS-rt1ed
      @DS-rt1ed 2 роки тому +6

      @@harbingerofsalt Andrew Schulz: always keepin' it real and hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ekrupa2010
      @ekrupa2010 2 роки тому +5

      LOL, perfect metaphor!

  • @eyeseeyou68
    @eyeseeyou68 2 роки тому +1

    Omg you had me dying here in laughter

  • @onanygivenseattle110
    @onanygivenseattle110 2 роки тому +1

    The Nick Cannon one was fire.

  • @anibaljesusdelgadillo2091
    @anibaljesusdelgadillo2091 2 роки тому +188

    "Academy has a worse concussion protocol than the NFL" 😂

    • @Indy_21
      @Indy_21 2 роки тому +5

      Which is ironic since Smith has done a movie about those in the NFL. 😬

  • @damage6836
    @damage6836 2 роки тому +107

    Hahaha! These two are keeping me sane..."he put both his hands behind his back, smiled and said..Uh oh..."

    • @AbsentWithoutLeaving
      @AbsentWithoutLeaving 2 роки тому +4

      He probably thought it was a planned bit, and he was waiting for Will to deliver the punchline...which he did, alright.

    • @roxc.507
      @roxc.507 2 роки тому +2

      Ironically, this was a joke about Chris Rock's own medical condition.

    • @cmhermes819
      @cmhermes819 2 роки тому

      Those are us with Nonverbal Learning Disability would have responded the same way...

  • @coachhbosoccer
    @coachhbosoccer 2 роки тому +1

    "Chris Rocks inability to understand non verbal signals"

  • @les7613
    @les7613 2 роки тому +3

    OMG! Weekend Update is Hilarious!🤣..I LOVE when they laugh while telling the story!! That makes it more Funnier!! How Chris Rock just stood there and said, Uh Oh!!🤣..I knew when that happened that SNL was going to have a field day with it!!🤣💯

  • @empoweryourmind1132
    @empoweryourmind1132 2 роки тому +153

    These two cannot hold back the laughs about the slap! The jokes were epic! 🤣

    • @TractorBoy521
      @TractorBoy521 2 роки тому

      "Will Smith... for those of you who don't know" SHADES OF NORM MCDONALD, seriously though these two are incredible doing the update

  • @Jason-gt2kx
    @Jason-gt2kx 2 роки тому +1381

    Very funny and impressive on how you handled the Chris Rock/Will Smith jokes.

    • @shelbymckinney8888
      @shelbymckinney8888 2 роки тому +4

      The Bad Boys for life joke was pretty stupid and pointless though. I mean, what did was bad, but thats like comparing a guy who farted in room full of to a bunch guys who took a dump on the floor in front of people. Oddly specific sure, but its the only analogy I could think of.

    • @shelld1261
      @shelld1261 2 роки тому +4

      @@shelbymckinney8888 I agree. What Will did wasn’t great, but nothing like those other people

    • @silentmajority8365
      @silentmajority8365 2 роки тому +1

      @@shelbymckinney8888 poo people

    • @silentmajority8365
      @silentmajority8365 2 роки тому +3

      The Academy asked Chris Rock "Whats wrong?" Beats me?
      What did will smith leave on Chris rocks face? Fresh fingerprints of Belair
      What did he order at McDonalds? A slap happy meal
      ua-cam.com/video/aCIP_-P2vYE/v-deo.html

    • @shelbymckinney8888
      @shelbymckinney8888 2 роки тому

      @@silentmajority8365 Clarify, do you agree with me or not.

  • @cameroncolman1562
    @cameroncolman1562 2 роки тому +1

    That nick cannon reference was. 🔥🔥🔥

  • @JennyLouLou
    @JennyLouLou 2 роки тому +1

    SNL crushed it 😆 🤣

  • @eileen1593
    @eileen1593 2 роки тому +514

    My favorite is when they laugh at each other’s joke 😆 i love Che and Colin together. I was looking forward to what they had to say about the Oscars, and they did not disappoint! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ThatsJustMyBabyDaddy
    @ThatsJustMyBabyDaddy 2 роки тому +198

    They went COMPLETELY IN on Will Smith. And deservedly so! 😂

    • @DS-rt1ed
      @DS-rt1ed 2 роки тому +12

      Hell yeah, they did. Chris Rock is a SNL alumnus....they got his back. 😏😉

    • @AbsentWithoutLeaving
      @AbsentWithoutLeaving 2 роки тому +1

      @K I T Get it right. Watch the video again, and pay attention to Jada this time. You'll figure it out. SNL sure did. (Good one, Colin!)

    • @leandradozier968
      @leandradozier968 2 роки тому +3

      @@AbsentWithoutLeaving stop trying to make a there, there because you are trying to blame Jada for all of this because of your feelings towards your misconceptions about their relationship. Trying to make her out to be some evil controlling person that renders Will from being able to speak for himself is stupid

    • @badbette1916
      @badbette1916 2 роки тому

      @K I T ew you are old.

    • @coulorfully
      @coulorfully 2 роки тому

      Why did they go in on Jada tho...again...😩

  • @TenTwelveMedia
    @TenTwelveMedia 2 роки тому +1

    The Weekend Update was hittin' all cylinders on this one 🐎🐎🐎

  • @Bardish
    @Bardish 2 роки тому

    This was way too good🤣🤣🤣

  • @GranTyrant
    @GranTyrant 2 роки тому +54

    The boys knocked out of the park with this segment.
    Zinger after zinger

  • @dredgerivers7730
    @dredgerivers7730 2 роки тому +43

    The thing funnier than Michael Che saying "Keep my small... out yo mouth" was that he then apologized to Colin Jost, who replied "No, no, please!" Quite a team.

  • @jeromewieland55
    @jeromewieland55 2 роки тому

    🤣🤣🤣🤣ahhh the nick cannon joke at the end was gold!

  • @toadwar9300
    @toadwar9300 2 роки тому

    These were absolutely hilarious!!!

  • @mzabs1871
    @mzabs1871 2 роки тому +1105

    Chris Rock made one joke, said nothing else, and Will Smith's whole life was upended by Will Smith. Craziness. Great jokes as always

    • @patrickryan7829
      @patrickryan7829 2 роки тому +33

      Will thought it was funny at first. Like normal his wife is making his life difficult.

    • @killemallgg2188
      @killemallgg2188 2 роки тому +7

      Not really Chris Rock made countless jokes about will smith over the years

    • @2thRiteFREESPEEisAVirtueSignal
      @2thRiteFREESPEEisAVirtueSignal 2 роки тому +2

      @M Zabs well. By Will AND Jada

    • @nylorij-Lori
      @nylorij-Lori 2 роки тому +28

      @@patrickryan7829 Yes, he laughed at first, then saw the look on Jada’s face, and concluded that he would rather be verbally beat down by the rest of the world instead of hearing it from Jada on the limo ride home… 😏

    • @meghan111510
      @meghan111510 2 роки тому +11

      Because he's Jada's puppet

  • @millieatr
    @millieatr 2 роки тому +85

    You know SNL could not wait for this weeks show 🤣

  • @chuckinthetruth1689
    @chuckinthetruth1689 2 роки тому

    This was segment gold!!!!

  • @lrajah1
    @lrajah1 2 роки тому

    I LOVE THESE TWO!! LMAO

  • @nancygonzalezgarcia8701
    @nancygonzalezgarcia8701 2 роки тому +414

    Nobody could handle the Will Smith news like Colin and Michael

    • @tylerhackner9731
      @tylerhackner9731 2 роки тому +13

      Was waiting all week to see how they’d do it lol

    • @nancygonzalezgarcia8701
      @nancygonzalezgarcia8701 2 роки тому +4

      @@tylerhackner9731 That’s why the sketch is called WEEKEND UPDATE bro

    • @CHERYLRGAY
      @CHERYLRGAY 2 роки тому +1

      HELLO MS. NANCY😃😃.. SO TRUE😃😃.. IT WAS SO FUNNY😃😃..

    • @ethancoffey3491
      @ethancoffey3491 2 роки тому +2

      I would’ve loved to see Norm handle it back when he was on the show…
      And alive…

    • @petemavus2948
      @petemavus2948 2 роки тому

      @@ethancoffey3491 R.I.P. Dry Norm !

  • @ellenharris3868
    @ellenharris3868 2 роки тому +74

    I honestly didnt know about Jada’s hair issue until Will acted like a child.

  • @lordmfitzgerald3rd754
    @lordmfitzgerald3rd754 Рік тому

    These two are the best! 🤣

  • @burninintexas7597
    @burninintexas7597 2 роки тому +1

    The writting has improved, some good jokes

  • @tvmonte
    @tvmonte 2 роки тому +76

    2:34: "You don't want to make him mad again!" Hilarious!

    • @mizuozman2028
      @mizuozman2028 2 роки тому

      It’s funny because it’s true

    • @DaMarleyMan
      @DaMarleyMan 2 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Auguur
    @Auguur 2 роки тому +27

    Che nailed it with the cold outside joke, lol!

  • @sting7789
    @sting7789 2 роки тому +1

    10/10 great update brings back the Norm Macdonald days.

  • @johnsjohnson448
    @johnsjohnson448 2 роки тому

    This is hilarious! I laughed out loud and nearly sharted....several times.... Chris Rocks! Great segment! LOL

  • @D2J8
    @D2J8 2 роки тому +70

    That Lindsey Graham joke was gold!

    • @justayoutuber1906
      @justayoutuber1906 2 роки тому

      Sooooo many Republicans in DC are closeted homosexuals. They hate others because they feel like frauds.

    • @karmasauce6288
      @karmasauce6288 2 роки тому

      Yes it was! 🤣

  • @robertamcguffin3446
    @robertamcguffin3446 2 роки тому +27

    I love that my learning disability, NLD, finally got some representation in the media via Chris Rock!

  • @amandawoods5069
    @amandawoods5069 2 роки тому +2

    There wasn't a moment of this that wasn't gold...

  • @loganmclean6510
    @loganmclean6510 2 роки тому +1

    So glad that they're roasting him

  • @sdlstr91
    @sdlstr91 2 роки тому +305

    Weekend Update is the most consistent part of SNL over the decades.

    • @sgtleobella
      @sgtleobella 2 роки тому +1

      Except for the Colin Quinn years. We try to forget those.

  • @TheTrueMorse64
    @TheTrueMorse64 2 роки тому +8

    2:53 actually Andrew Garfield was texting Peter 1 and Peter 2 to find out if Will Smith slapped Chris Rock in their universe

  • @crunchymartinez1627
    @crunchymartinez1627 2 роки тому

    For the fist time in years you two have made me laugh!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bongzilla3666
    @bongzilla3666 2 роки тому +1

    First time I died laughing from this show in a long time

  • @janettripper3132
    @janettripper3132 2 роки тому +644

    Good job, guys!! I knew SNL would stand by on of their own and have a hysterical field day with this. 💕

    • @martineldritch
      @martineldritch 2 роки тому

      Yeah, same way they threw Eddie Murphey under the b...I mean, stood by their man Eddie.

    • @samanthasays3603
      @samanthasays3603 2 роки тому +1

      I really thought that SNL wouldn't have the guts to do it. I was thinking about the days of Phil Hartman/Frank Sinatra Millie Vanilli/Uncle Fester....pull it up on YT. That was when the show was at its best. They did a good job, but could have done more. Political correctness gets in the way of real comedy.

    • @DontcallmeaCuck
      @DontcallmeaCuck 2 роки тому

      @@samanthasays3603 No Alzheimer’s Joe or creepy pedophile crack head Hunter Biden jokes ?

    • @darthinvader2738
      @darthinvader2738 2 роки тому +3

      @@samanthasays3603 you trying to get everybody slapped by Will Smith? 😂

    • @emiliaescobar7652
      @emiliaescobar7652 2 роки тому +1

      I just can't!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lmao!

  • @helohi9701
    @helohi9701 2 роки тому +121

    this entire segment was a roast of Will Smith and I absolutely love it.

    • @petemavus2948
      @petemavus2948 2 роки тому

      Almost all but there was other stuff.
      Unless you mean this segment on UA-cam.

    • @helohi9701
      @helohi9701 2 роки тому

      @@petemavus2948true I mean the majority of jokes I was rounding up

  • @reesebrindle1809
    @reesebrindle1809 2 роки тому +1

    Crazy. 🤣. When he said that I rolled! 🤣

  • @angelavenable7308
    @angelavenable7308 2 роки тому

    What else makes you do crazy things? Crazy! Lol🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @MasterOfJackShizz
    @MasterOfJackShizz 2 роки тому +213

    Well done team. I had the slightest bit of trepidation wondering how this was going to be handled. I have no idea why. The writers and staff did what they do and crushed it. SO good. And while I genuinely laughed throughout, Michael's "Uh-oh" nearly woke the girlfriend and the neighbors.

  • @jasinlee1089
    @jasinlee1089 2 роки тому +69

    You know damn well that Will Smith laughed before the side eye look.

    • @geloradananrlyeh8495
      @geloradananrlyeh8495 2 роки тому +4

      And the cameras show Jada laughing after Will smacked Chris.

    • @Crazycatlady71
      @Crazycatlady71 2 роки тому

      Camera showed Will laughing unti he looked at Jada. She did her massive eye roll, so Will proceeded with violence. Will's actions ruined all the awards after that. Jada is toxic!

  • @shanejohnson1105
    @shanejohnson1105 2 роки тому

    Damn, that was spot on perfection. Great skills//too funny!

  • @travJ420
    @travJ420 2 роки тому

    these jokes were fire you guys were on point last weekend

  • @gabelogan5877
    @gabelogan5877 2 роки тому +96

    I love the sly Scar Jo joke by Colin.

    • @joeymorvant161
      @joeymorvant161 2 роки тому +5

      And how he almost laughed, but not quite!

    • @seriouscoffeecup5516
      @seriouscoffeecup5516 2 роки тому +1

      Timestamp?

    • @itzsombra10
      @itzsombra10 2 роки тому +1

      @@seriouscoffeecup5516 very beginning when he said he didn’t like how it set a precedent on how to defends ones wife at an award show. Colin and scar jo are married

    • @K4R3N
      @K4R3N 2 роки тому +1

      Wait until he gets home

    • @jordansweet8054
      @jordansweet8054 2 роки тому +1

      Lucky man

  • @jaygates3479
    @jaygates3479 2 роки тому +19

    Put both hands behind his back ,smiled and said ut-oh. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @maktata3742
      @maktata3742 2 роки тому +3

      That was the one 😂😂

    • @laineyturner3785
      @laineyturner3785 2 роки тому +1

      It’s funny because it is true. That’s literally what happened!

  • @egun206
    @egun206 2 роки тому

    Very Good Guys!! Ya'll killed it. Hilarious.

  • @orangejulia2705
    @orangejulia2705 2 роки тому +3

    This is the hardest I've laughed in awhile😂 really funny

  • @jakehix8132
    @jakehix8132 2 роки тому +86

    4:20 i like how the crowd seemed offended for a second... then there's Che just smiling like "damn right".