I imagine case of snickers, large sodas, Big Mac meals, gallons of ice cream and endless amounts of comfort food before bed would keep a fat woman happy.
@@timlloyd1454 I'm 33 and I'm a single father if 4 girls and im doing my best to raise my girls not to be anything remotely close to those 2 bullfrogs in tbe video ahhh wat I would do to go back in time to before 2010
@animalcrakkur big girls are VERY useful they keep you warm in the winter give shade in the summer and if you go on a trip they always have food hidden in case you get stranded😂😂👍👍
I had a big girl as a gf and we broke up. We kept in touch thinking we can fix it. She told me she was talkinf to someone and that i shouldve had my life together by now. I asked her, sure if i fix everyrhing get a house, a car, and a great job what would you have to offer? She couldnt give me an answer.
This show was over the top! Upper echelon! Bustin on your buddies headliner! Kevin you had Keith rollin, he was wheezin. Gonna shatter both your hips 🤣🤣🤣
I went for a short broke subway manager who had an attraction to older women. We're the same age but I know as I age I only look better so no worry of being replaced by a younger woman. I know he can't cheat because he can't afford it. I know other women flirting with him isn't an issue because he don't even notice it. We've been together 14 years never fight every year things get better. I'm disabled so we struggle but we work together with what little we have and that's the only requirement for a stable relationship.
There's no way he's happy being with somebody as arrogant, low class and belittling as you are. He probably has a couple 20 something year old girlfriends on the side to deal with it.
consider playing horror games for a living or something. People love to watch "different" people react to videos or games. There is/was a grandma that only played Skyrim and lots of people watched her. I haven't checked in a long time but yeah!
the left one's top is meant to be a bandana...This is what happens when every company has to have plus size options. You get weird giant bandana tops LOL
Oh snap 2;35 i did exactly that found out the hard way that doesn't work either😂😂i like women all nationalities it doesn't really matter what they look like it matters if you get along and are a good person because at the end of the day you have to enjoy spending time with them because at some point in time the fun parts quit working right😂😂
A little Asian girl ran her car up under the back of my truck in Houston traffic. She was so upset. Her little Honda was destroyed. I pulled off of her, and said I’m good if you’re good. 🤣
That’s most expectations these days. They want a 6 ft tall man with 6 pack abs and makes over 6 figures. While they are over here like Rikishi.
Rikishi 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
And 6 inches!
@@kevinclause4p55p5 6 inches is slightly above average you must be packing 3 inches of fury.
@ace says who? The "experts"?? 🤣🤣🤣
6666@@kevinclause4p55p5
No guy could afford the amount of cheeseburgers it would take to keep her happy.
Not even Ronald McFuckinDonald
Lmao😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
A crave crate from White Castle and a bag of fries.
😆😅🤣😂 especially with inflation
@@SydneyBristow0788 Just put them out to pasture and let them graze.
Someone hollering sooie! Is not cat calling 😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Hahaha 😂 pig callin
The fast food guy calling their name for the order being ready is not cat calling.
OH. MY. GAWD 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
I had a large girlfriend once and she actually told me "You like full figured women" and I almost said No you're the exception not the rule! Lol
On behalf of all black men, we humbly decline her advance. Passing this one on to the latinos 🙏
On behalf of the Hispanic/Latino deligation, we flatly refuse these melted tubs of ice cream.... Passing this one to the Asians
😂😂
😢😂😅 Ded
Which is very typical when you don't have enough 🍆
This is also very typical when you don't have enough 🍆 or a hot mess attitude
- At that size . . . One's a crowd - 😅 😂 🤣 😹
I wish Kevin would have kept using the term "too healthy" to describe these hungry, hungry hippos. His explanation of that was hilarious!
Lizzo sized.
shots fired lmao that was a crazy bar
🤣🤣
And two is over population.
Our food supply will go extinct as a result.
“Someone tried to steal me in the parking lot”
That’s a WHOOOOOOLLLEE lotta stealin lmao
If someone tried to steal me, I would be at the police station like any sane person LOL
What did he have a forklift
Felony level
Theft over 1000....pounds
They decided it was less work to steal the parking lot. 🚧 👷♂️ 🏗
I rolled on the floor dying when they said a nergo would get with a big white girl because I see that alot when I go out in public! 🤣🤣🤣
Tax Season💯
No one should ever say biggest turn off is they don’t work out and that same person is as big as a whale.
Itll take a guy that works out to find and get his way around and on top of that mountain 😂
Yeah this is coming from a woman who’s only workout is lifting a Big Mac to her face a thousand times a day!
Whales have a lot of flubber.
They need to worry about not dying at 45 before they worry about trying to seduce a guy.
@@kenneth2662 Nobody has attempted to climb Mount Tara
Do they seriously think that a rich black guy would want their sorry asses? And I seriously doubt they get catcalled. 🤦♂️😑
Gutter rats totally cat call them.
They're confusing guys yelling "Suuuuuey! Suuuuuey!" and "What a heifer!" as being catcalled.
They probably guys yelling: "MOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
They get cat called alright, if getting cat called means saying "get your big ass away from me", then yes.
@@kevinleewilliams5119 Lmfao! 🤣🤣🤣
I fucking lost it on the tilapia line 😂😂
And who in the f*** is trying to steal either one of them😂😂 yall better have a Uhaul
or a dump truck
Oh yeah..a uhaul is too much work! Dump truck is way more better lmao
😅😅😅
That man was scared for his life when they talked about kidnapping him 🤣 I love y'all. I watch every morning
😂
I would be too.. there was a case where a man was kidnapped at gunpoint and raped by a group of large women.. 😂
They wanted to eat him.
My brother used to say that girl could suck a golf ball through a garden hose😂
Ruuunnnnn!
I imagine case of snickers, large sodas, Big Mac meals, gallons of ice cream and endless amounts of comfort food before bed would keep a fat woman happy.
They doesn't last so much, i just sorry for the guys who will carry their coffins.
They use forklifts these days.
I’m not even joking.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂lmao
“Did somebody say steak?”
No, I said MISteak!
A case of snickers 😂
Man killed it " I bust feel like bullets coming out of me". That line was extraordinarily hilarious people.
We need more videos like this I haven’t laughed so hard in my life y’all two are great
When she said white men, as a white man I literally felt warm and fuzzy on the inside. God loves us haha
😂😂
Black dudes will literally date a girl like this just to say they got a white girl 😂
But then they hit on the white guy who was interviewing them LOL.
We officially pass them on to the brothas. Lol
@@the0ghost069The Brotha’s Association does not accept your gift. I’m sorry. 😂
*These Jabba the Hut women coming with their nonsense* 😂😂😂
I call them, Jabba the Slut.
(If they're mean.)
But, only behind their back because, it will take them 24 hours to turn around.
The bullets line was funny but when the dude in the background started laughing. That’s when I lost it couldn’t stop laughing.
Chris cracking up laughing in the background always kills me!! 🤣
before I even clicked on this one, I knew it was going to be heeelarious 🤣
😭😭🤣🤣ikr
😂😂😂😂 I love the guy in the background laugh so much I'm dying 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂 😂
Holly😍💕
"It's like they got gravy and biscuits in there" Hahahahahahahaha!!!! Damn bruh!
And the giggly guy behind the scenes was like (crickets)
that was the only funny thing they said and it was silent as a graveyard.
This is why I can’t drive and watch this show at the same damn time
😂🤣
On behalf of white men , we are perfectly ok with there answers! 😂😂😂😂
Nah we pass them off to you 🫡
😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😭😭
Speaking for all the upper echelon of black men, we hereby decline their offer however perhaps the Asians may accept their proposal. 🫡
On behalf of the brothers.... please come back and collect your girls... some of us are Muslims.... we don't eat pork....
@@dagdibrimi6042We don’t want em. Tell your non muslim brothers to stop indulging. I guarantee that they’re the only ones riding these belugas.
Ahh remember the good ol days when all you had to do to get a big girl was pay them some attention and feed them ohhh how times have changed😂😂
That was in the way back before times my cultured brotherman
@skrawny-clown well i am 50 bro so yes i remember when times were better than they are today when people just wanted some love and respect 😂😂
@@timlloyd1454 I'm 33 and I'm a single father if 4 girls and im doing my best to raise my girls not to be anything remotely close to those 2 bullfrogs in tbe video ahhh wat I would do to go back in time to before 2010
Yall fed em lol i made them feed me.
@animalcrakkur big girls are VERY useful they keep you warm in the winter give shade in the summer and if you go on a trip they always have food hidden in case you get stranded😂😂👍👍
"get the forklift" 🤣😂😂
When those women walk two-wide on the sidewalk, they knock over lawn ornaments in the middle of their neighbors’ yards. 😆
Lmao, bushing felt like bullets. I'm dead 😂
Were there 10 parking attendants trying to “kidnap” her 😳 they’re beyond delusional!
Who the hell hired 10 parking attendants?
No one could kidnap that b*tch if they tried.
They look like 2 tons of fun 😂😂
Literally!
To have sex with them, you gotta roll 'em in flour and look for the wet spot.
Just happy to be on their Do Not Call list with the remaining 99.9% of straight men.
Thank god both of you qualify for these type of woman! 😄
You guys saved the world! 🌎
I had a big girl as a gf and we broke up. We kept in touch thinking we can fix it. She told me she was talkinf to someone and that i shouldve had my life together by now. I asked her, sure if i fix everyrhing get a house, a car, and a great job what would you have to offer? She couldnt give me an answer.
Is big your type?
Don't be like that, in summer you can sleep in her shade and in winter she keep you warm. 😂
Only thing she bringing to the table is the left oflver bones after she sucked the chicken wings
Bruh I’m not trying to get with the female Chris Christy.
LOL! You sure bruh? Lots of luvin right there! 🤣🤣
A lil TOO much to love right there
Wait… Chris Christie is really a woman??? Frigg’n RINOS.
They're like Chris Farley
😂😂😂😂😂
This show was over the top! Upper echelon! Bustin on your buddies headliner! Kevin you had Keith rollin, he was wheezin. Gonna shatter both your hips 🤣🤣🤣
Y'all are hilarious!! So glad y'all can say what the rest of us can't!🤣 It'd take a tow truck to kidnap them heifers😂😂 I'm still laughing 🤣
If you tell a big girl u dont like big girl they get mad asf. they act like you comitted a crime.
That's why they automatically come at everyone with attitudes. Big girl attitudes, it's so off putting
😂😂 tell them to take their anger out in the gym .
@@highlovevibration unfortunately they'd rather take their anger out on a diffrent kind of plate.
@@palpichulo6969 😂
I am glad the laughs in the back is back I love it . Thank you .
You guys are on a roll ! Dang them some large ladies who never late for supper!
😂😂
Woman, atypically self-aware: "We want everything you have, and that will not be enough. That's because we're hedonists, not moralists."
Those women are “hedonists” for the gallon buckets of ice cream.
My favorite part of most your videos is you two going at each other :)
i call for a kevin and keith face slapping contest
Kevin and Keith...I just want to thank y'all for making this 54 yr old Grandma feel damn fine! ROFLMAO..that's DAMMMMN FINE
“… like there were biscuits and gravy down there…” almost had Coca Cola spewing out my nose.
More like Dijon mustard and sardines
@@TTime685 🤮
All the sweat just built up in there, lord help them lose weight!
I miss these dudes. Hilarious
Jabba The Hutt is prioritizing the wrong things 🌚🤦🏽♂️
5:00 I almost fell out my seat.
And the laughter after in the background 😀
IF they both turned up to hear Joe Biden speak, the MSM would proudly announce that the crowd had doubled in size!!!
When these women fart, windows break and birds fall out of trees.
@@Scorch1028 😂😂😂
Two big fans of Joe.
They are shade in the summer, heat in the winter, and( over the drive wheels ), traction all year long 😅
He said,,🤣 if they lost 300 pounds. They would b pretty!
😂🤣300 pounds is two whole women!!😂🤣😆😂
That's so cute.....these big girls think they get to have options 😅. Reality: they'll either be alone or have to settle for a guy like Neon.
They will die alone with a dog.
Big girls have options. A lot of bigger women are in healthy relationships. Weight doesn’t mean you don’t deserve love or a partner.
No self respecting dog , more like 25 cats !@@reginaward8092
Your banter cracks me up so much!
I don’t even need to do ab crunches. You guys are killing me! I appreciate the work out.
Damn good show! This one had me laughing the whole video! 😂
I went for a short broke subway manager who had an attraction to older women. We're the same age but I know as I age I only look better so no worry of being replaced by a younger woman. I know he can't cheat because he can't afford it. I know other women flirting with him isn't an issue because he don't even notice it. We've been together 14 years never fight every year things get better. I'm disabled so we struggle but we work together with what little we have and that's the only requirement for a stable relationship.
Good lord……
There's no way he's happy being with somebody as arrogant, low class and belittling as you are. He probably has a couple 20 something year old girlfriends on the side to deal with it.
consider playing horror games for a living or something. People love to watch "different" people react to videos or games. There is/was a grandma that only played Skyrim and lots of people watched her. I haven't checked in a long time but yeah!
Omg... I can't with you two.....you guys are hilarious ❤❤❤❤❤❤😂😂😂😂😂
Ya'll stoopid! Love it!! Looking forward to the Next episode!
Was someone dying of laughter in the background?
Those are custom shorts ! Used to be a blanket
their dresses are made at a tent and awning shop
Or old parachutes.
the left one's top is meant to be a bandana...This is what happens when every company has to have plus size options. You get weird giant bandana tops LOL
You guys are hilarious
I think your accent makes it even better
😂😂😂 Man,, this was so funny. Grood one yo!
Room was spinning 😂😂
Room was spinning but he's in a car. That sounds intense...
Dang fellas, you guys are funny as heck---thanks for making me laugh this morning.
Ha ha ha! A Dayum Good Show! Thanks Twins!
I love the way you two bicker with each other. So hilarious, by far the best part of all your videos. lolol
I know exactly what those women want, some Hostess Cupcakes.
All you can eat buffet
🤣🤣
You mean 4 funnel cakes and a side of fried ice cream. They were at the Fair
Apparently not the vanilla ones.
Hostess is nasty 😂.
Gravy and biscuits 😂😂😂😂😂
Hi, Don from Vermont, big fan joy your show. I really do I like your show it's cool
I had an invisible parrot i named it delusional😂😂
the parking lot attendant was cleaning up trash, guess they thought that meant he was trying to steal them lol
Oh snap 2;35 i did exactly that found out the hard way that doesn't work either😂😂i like women all nationalities it doesn't really matter what they look like it matters if you get along and are a good person because at the end of the day you have to enjoy spending time with them because at some point in time the fun parts quit working right😂😂
You two had me crying I was laughing so hard! My damn cheeks hurt now! 😂
Underrated video, laughed like old times 😂😂
They have no idea they are being trolled
This other UA-cam called the Filipino pea just trolled the heck out of them too. They should've known that they was going to get clowned
Somebody tried to steal me but he broke his back
Broke his forklift you mean
Paul Bunyan couldn’t steal either of these two broads. 😆
He broke his truck
Broke-back mountain. These heifers turned the cowboys gay. 🤠 🤠
You took me out with talapia!😂😂😂😂😂
i love when yall get mad at each other!!!! roflmfao!!!!! love u guys!!!!!
They were not trying to steal you, they were trying to release you back into the ocean!
Snooky want smush smush!
OMG you guys have me laughing my ass off on this one 😂
A little Asian girl ran her car up under the back of my truck in Houston traffic. She was so upset. Her little Honda was destroyed. I pulled off of her, and said I’m good if you’re good. 🤣
Can you imagine trying to steal them? 😂😂😂😂😂
You’d need a crawler crane and a barge to steal these two women. 😆
As a white man, I thank and salute my black brothers for jumping on that grenade.
Whatever these women “jump on”, they destroy.
The last sentence cracked me all up 😂😂😂😂
Kevin really tests Keith’s patience in every video I watch 😂😂 love yalls channel
😂😂😂😂 brilliant, I love the realistic expectations
Those women only take 5 steps per day. Then they sit down and sleep wherever they’re seated. 😂
The all you can eat buffets ain't cheap.
One of your best shows 😂😂😂
I love you guys as so right on.
Make sure you got the 1 ton truck and the gooseneck bring the lule too😂
You use a box of donuts to steal them.😂😂😂
So, that's why donuts have holes! 🍩 🍩 🍩 Stack 'em up!
OMG YES THE GUY ON THE LEFT IS GOLDEN! SUBSCRIBED!!!
You guys crack me up
For us guys that workout we are not interested in, we humbly decline
Parking lot attendant made a mistake and tried to park her.😂
Underrated comment. 😂
So glad I married a quality woman when I did. This crop of humans is on a level I can't sink to.
The parking lot tenant thought it was a car rolling out of the parking spot
😂😂wow
You would have to have Elon Musk money to feed them heifers! Okay, you got me with the gravy and biscuits 🤮.
I'd say, their expectations are a little bit much
If those women went skydiving, it would look like Operation Dumbo Drop. 😆
Y’all to dam funny 😂
As a bbw I can confirm we got biscuits and gravy there 😂😂😂