HORSE VS SIMON AGAIN | TOTALLY ACCURATE BATTLE SIMULATOR

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  • @samloveday2470
    @samloveday2470 5 років тому +1639

    I can’t believe those god damn rock throwers VS ninjas actually worked wtf

    • @pellelindtner3488
      @pellelindtner3488 5 років тому +161

      Ninjas are trained to aim for the crotch

    • @nitfumble
      @nitfumble 5 років тому +181

      Can't beat rock paper scissors logic.

    • @MrMsMister
      @MrMsMister 5 років тому +31

      Rock throwers are actually pretty good, faster attack than most other ranged with good damage.

    • @ghostkill221
      @ghostkill221 5 років тому +26

      Rock > scissors. True wisdom.

    • @LeafseasonMagbag
      @LeafseasonMagbag 5 років тому +14

      Sam Loveday Rock Throwers actually counter a lot of ranged units

  • @JDBD13
    @JDBD13 5 років тому +823

    Tom never went paper and that was his downfall.

    • @Tachii31
      @Tachii31 5 років тому +37

      His last ditch attempt was to double down on scissors.

    • @Steve_Keen
      @Steve_Keen 5 років тому +11

      Exactly, he should have deployed some fan boys.

    • @ethan-loves
      @ethan-loves 5 років тому +3

      But what even is paper? Shieldos?

    • @Steve_Keen
      @Steve_Keen 5 років тому +2

      @@ethan-loves fans! Blow those rock boys down!

  • @pigeontacos
    @pigeontacos 5 років тому +756

    that Rock Paper Scissors logic is solid. im gonna live my whole life by it now

    • @S0nder
      @S0nder 5 років тому +4

      Rock on Walk

    • @S0nder
      @S0nder 5 років тому +3

      Scissors Believer

    • @S0nder
      @S0nder 5 років тому +2

      Taper your Paper

    • @fatjuicymeatball2266
      @fatjuicymeatball2266 5 років тому

      Makes homework a breeze xD

  • @FearnTiran
    @FearnTiran 5 років тому +373

    "If it was a wooden sword, they'd be brickin' it" - Chauncey Lane 2019

  • @falren9360
    @falren9360 5 років тому +118

    Rock throwers have just risen an incredible amount in the TABS unit rankings.

    • @indiwo1f
      @indiwo1f 5 років тому +2

      they were always this good

  • @skrumbleton3745
    @skrumbleton3745 5 років тому +104

    I love the classic hand played game
    ‘ rock -paper- Blackbeard scissors ‘

  • @Freekymoho
    @Freekymoho 5 років тому +108

    when simon's nonsensical rock>scissors strategy actually worked flawlessly, and he managed to beat some of the best units in the game with some of the worst units in the game I burst out laughing. I swear every time he's on something legendary happens!

    • @Gustav_Kuriga
      @Gustav_Kuriga 5 років тому

      Except they aren't some of the best. Tom literally played the units against their specific counters.

    • @Freekymoho
      @Freekymoho 5 років тому +17

      @@Gustav_Kuriga Ninja's are pretty good man, they can kill things way above their own point cost and eat through a near endless ammount of chaff. It just happened that stone throwers hold their stones at the exact height they throw their stars at.

  • @Blitzkrieger17
    @Blitzkrieger17 5 років тому +14

    "the pressure is on ME, to not snatch defeat from the jaws of victory" - Simon Lane, 2019

  • @Gametherapist
    @Gametherapist 5 років тому +208

    Tom's strategy game is weak today. "I need something fast, ranged and somewhat tanky"
    Why not just put down 10 Ullrs?

    • @orangesilver8
      @orangesilver8 5 років тому +12

      Ullr costs 3,000 points.

    • @Gametherapist
      @Gametherapist 5 років тому +21

      @@orangesilver8 The point is, Ullr is overpowered and Tom knows that. So adding an Ullr or two improves just about any formation.

    • @orangesilver8
      @orangesilver8 5 років тому +15

      @@Gametherapist Ullr was overpowered, but then the cost was increased to 3,000.

    • @Gametherapist
      @Gametherapist 5 років тому +8

      @@orangesilver8 How bout this then?
      2 Ullrs, rest cannonfooder (for example halflings), keep the ullrs alive through everything while they do the damage.

    • @CharterForGaming
      @CharterForGaming 5 років тому

      @@Gametherapist Then simon could have placed two ballista's far at the back and snipe the 2 ullrs

  • @MGSLurmey
    @MGSLurmey 5 років тому +30

    Josh, "*noise*" was Simon very quickly saying "Do you know what?"
    "D'y'kn'wha"

  • @pacosoentken303
    @pacosoentken303 5 років тому +165

    Simon and tom playing tabs is literally the perfect video

    • @demoxis2378
      @demoxis2378 5 років тому +3

      But Simon Clark's not in this video. It's just Tom and Chauncy

  • @Synthascend
    @Synthascend 5 років тому +182

    Horse? Instantly liked. Ain’t even started the video yet.

  • @jamie3354
    @jamie3354 5 років тому +56

    Trying to fill Blackbeard full of swords? Sounds like pop up pirate to me!

  • @Cothfotmeoo
    @Cothfotmeoo 5 років тому +49

    Simon is secretly a strategic genius by simplifying everything down to rock, paper, scissors. What a pro. Well played.

  • @TheRealBot001
    @TheRealBot001 5 років тому +144

    During the jingle jame they should do a HORSE tounament so its not always Tom vs X all the time. (Also ban Cheerleaders for it)

    • @WaterMelonLord100
      @WaterMelonLord100 5 років тому +9

      Excellent idea

    • @Bethorien
      @Bethorien 5 років тому +21

      rather than ban cheerleaders, give everyone a free cheerleader every round but make it so you cant take any extra

    • @absolutephoenix5312
      @absolutephoenix5312 5 років тому +4

      Hello bot001, kill me please

    • @TheRealBot001
      @TheRealBot001 5 років тому +5

      *Runs into wall*

    • @kH-zu3bj
      @kH-zu3bj 4 роки тому

      Yo I wonder If you gave them the idea for a tournament. They did one like a month after this

  • @williamstrange6885
    @williamstrange6885 5 років тому +132

    Hi guys, YOGSCAST RAPTOR would like to remind you to stay hydrated.
    This message paid for by sorsby

  • @the_peacetime_volunteer
    @the_peacetime_volunteer 5 років тому +19

    Flawless Victory’s
    2:13
    4:22
    6:28
    8:48
    11:42
    Honorable defeat
    12:52

    • @CongaYT
      @CongaYT 5 років тому +1

      Honorable defeat?
      More like cheating~
      "No cheating, the Yogscast guarantee"

  • @redumulis2448
    @redumulis2448 5 років тому +22

    Ah yes, everyone's favorite game "Rock, Paper, Scissors, Blackbeard."

  • @Dark_Cobra98
    @Dark_Cobra98 5 років тому +20

    Damn! Simon. Flawless victory

  • @coleboone8826
    @coleboone8826 5 років тому +83

    The emperor has been dethroned long live the dwarf king Simon

    • @Zappygunshot
      @Zappygunshot 5 років тому +2

      *Chauncey

    • @tasertag7513
      @tasertag7513 5 років тому

      I'd argue that Simon would've lost if he got the middle position or if berserkers came into play.

  • @samloveday2470
    @samloveday2470 5 років тому +93

    That was probably the best episode ever, tbf Tom deserves the circle handicap, GG boiks

    • @indiwo1f
      @indiwo1f 5 років тому +13

      Tom def deserves the handicap hosting the games. Its a little cringe when he invites newbies on and pulls out the ole cheerleader artillery progamer move

    • @blankymcblankface
      @blankymcblankface 5 років тому

      Joshua Scott You cringe at that? Oh my dude

  • @fishpop
    @fishpop 5 років тому +1

    Those bouldermen started what would turn out to be a complete sweep.

  • @Draculord666
    @Draculord666 5 років тому +29

    Tom you're spoiling us with all these TABS videos

  • @cheeseface1st821
    @cheeseface1st821 5 років тому +21

    Pretty sure Simon is secretly a genius. Tom was playing Simons game the entire time.

    • @hypnotoad27able
      @hypnotoad27able 5 років тому +9

      Simon is generally the smart/cultured one, he just dumbs himself down when Lewis is around.

    • @jonathanwells223
      @jonathanwells223 5 років тому +1

      rogueIndy he’s really not, he was always a manchild since the beginning of the channel.

  • @Ace-of-spades7
    @Ace-of-spades7 5 років тому +57

    I love how tom tryd to be cheap with the sensei and the cheerleader 😂😂😂

    • @indiwo1f
      @indiwo1f 5 років тому +5

      if he wasn't in a circle he would have done 5 matches in a row with cheerleader artillery ZzzzZzzz

    • @Ace-of-spades7
      @Ace-of-spades7 5 років тому +1

      @@indiwo1f your right 😂😂😂

  • @PierceArner
    @PierceArner 5 років тому +20

    Chauncey's TABS Protip: Rock > Scissors

  • @hootiemike3091
    @hootiemike3091 5 років тому +7

    Time to rethink all my life choices and all decisions moving forward are done with rock paper scissor logic.

  • @jonathanwells223
    @jonathanwells223 5 років тому +5

    Tom could have won this easily with berserkers, it’s not even funny how badly he cocked this up.

  • @Redshiftlight
    @Redshiftlight 5 років тому +3

    Simon Forest-Gumped his way through to a perfect victory!

  • @liammorris9372
    @liammorris9372 5 років тому +31

    0:50 Tom: “There are these stoners” Simon: “What do they look like?” Me: Duncan Jones? :P

  • @OwOstrich
    @OwOstrich 5 років тому +5

    simon just looks like "i have no clue how i got here or why i'm here but okay"

  • @5Amigos32
    @5Amigos32 5 років тому +1

    I think Tom should have tried to break up Simon's rocks/chaff with
    Valkyries
    Candleheads
    Snakes archers
    Balloons
    Fireworks
    Skeleton archers
    Add a ballista to take out Simon's heavy hitters
    Then a variety of chaff to get the swords attention
    Shields would help block and keep people alive
    Sarissas for melee range
    Then finally a beatstick or two like the pirate queen or Blackbeard
    He never had a diversified enough force.

  • @MayRey
    @MayRey 5 років тому +1

    I wanna see a Horse tournament with a bunch of people from the yogscast to find the best at TABS.

  • @mittons3895
    @mittons3895 5 років тому +1

    I haven't laughed so hard in a long time as when I saw those ninjas throwing their stars directly at the rocks.

  • @cornellblue
    @cornellblue 5 років тому +1

    Tom, you could've just gone for a DaVinci Tank. They're great when they're surrounded.

  • @juliusfaller5585
    @juliusfaller5585 5 років тому

    Being surrounded is such a tactical disadvantage that this was wildly unfair

  • @Alpha121198
    @Alpha121198 5 років тому +5

    Are we positive that Simon isn’t actually a tactical mastermind hiding behind a facade of incompetence?

    • @jonathanwells223
      @jonathanwells223 5 років тому

      Dreamwalker what makes you think it’s a facade?

  • @shadrack1701
    @shadrack1701 5 років тому

    Simon has started a new ideology today. Rock Paper Scissors for life. Loved seeing Tom finally get legit stomped.

  • @JackSmifff
    @JackSmifff 5 років тому +1

    I think we just need an official Riddle Bros channel

  • @Flashjackmak
    @Flashjackmak 5 років тому

    Simon coming in and inventing the new rock-thrower meta was just beautiful

  • @Alexander59059
    @Alexander59059 5 років тому

    Who would’ve guessed that he would win flawlessly when he has every advantage possible

  • @gelatothegreat4906
    @gelatothegreat4906 5 років тому

    Always fun seeing two friends playing games. Keep it up you beautiful people.

  • @tomsnumberonefan4776
    @tomsnumberonefan4776 5 років тому

    *Simon gets a call from the Royal Army* “Hey, you want to be our new boss?”

  • @gibsonfan-sm6nw
    @gibsonfan-sm6nw 5 років тому +1

    Just an idea, you should start with the first tier of technology in the stone age for the first round, and work your way up 1 or 2 ages per round. Might be pretty interesting to use more advanced troops as the game advances!

  • @pilchtastic
    @pilchtastic 5 років тому

    Tom totally wanted to see whether just 1 extra giant would have been enough

  • @Aurich88
    @Aurich88 5 років тому

    Live for these videos, Tom. That small-headed hobbit looks like a goomba from the mario movie.

  • @CharterForGaming
    @CharterForGaming 5 років тому +1

    Gaia and Steve would approve of making decisions using rock-paper-scissors

  • @Tachii31
    @Tachii31 5 років тому +1

    Is it just me or are Chauncey's Swordcasters a lot less suicidal than the ones Tom used in the past.

  • @shrimpisdelicious
    @shrimpisdelicious 5 років тому

    Maybe for future future surround map horse matches, the person in the middle should have a point advantage, since they start out literally surrounded.

  • @konomexplays
    @konomexplays 5 років тому

    In which Simon and Tom discover the secret behind TABS, units are all based on a literal rock, paper, scissors interpretation.

  • @Freshsugarshow
    @Freshsugarshow 5 років тому

    Oh my god Toms face! That gentleman was beautiful, I laughed so much, thank you both

  • @dagansmith5354
    @dagansmith5354 5 років тому

    2:21 and I have to say, what was that Tom about not using the rock paper scissors analogy for every thing in life?

  • @labroske
    @labroske 5 років тому

    Some say Chauncey is the English equivalent of Sun Tzu with his rock/paper/scissor guide to warfare.

  • @gg_sam7847
    @gg_sam7847 5 років тому

    Simon now gets his very own video on the channel

  • @DalekWindmill
    @DalekWindmill 5 років тому +3

    I really didn't think the stone thing would work, hahah

  • @erikrenner5770
    @erikrenner5770 5 років тому

    Rock Paper Scissors logic worked fine in Megaman, not surprised it worked so well here

  • @thomasmelton287
    @thomasmelton287 5 років тому

    Wow. That rock paper scissor strat was beastmode

  • @strictlyformyninja
    @strictlyformyninja 5 років тому

    When I watched the first part I was like, holy shit, Simon is a fucking genius.

  • @TheRealHusk
    @TheRealHusk 5 років тому

    You should save these rounds as levels and upload them to the workshop, Tom!

  • @HighlandPhoenix
    @HighlandPhoenix 5 років тому +4

    Blackbeard = Pop Up Pirate (thanks to the Sword Throwers)

    • @an1m8r
      @an1m8r 5 років тому

      This entire game was entirely pop up pirate!

  • @Lordodragonss
    @Lordodragonss 5 років тому

    I LOVE WHEN LETTER APPEARS
    SO dramatic

  • @parison4254
    @parison4254 5 років тому +1

    I'm going to use the rock paper scissors logic at work tomorrow

  • @Alexander59059
    @Alexander59059 5 років тому

    If Simon just put a reaper down every turn I dont think it would even be possible for Tom to win without doing the same thing.

  • @zambaks-9014
    @zambaks-9014 5 років тому +6

    the king is dead....long live king of TABS Simon

  • @Empiodge
    @Empiodge 5 років тому

    always love a good fight between tom and simon. lotso love!

  • @Snickersnek
    @Snickersnek 5 років тому

    I'd like to see a no-secret HORSE one day. No cheerleaders, no 'Hero' units.. maybe raptors.
    Because YOGSCAST Rapto should not be prevented from joining in.

  • @shackledonia
    @shackledonia 5 років тому

    This one could have had a bonus round of HORSEY!

  • @peddlefiend8062
    @peddlefiend8062 5 років тому

    Damn I love the editing on Tom's videos...

  • @adam2gud4u7
    @adam2gud4u7 5 років тому +1

    Favourite series on UA-cam

  • @ieyke
    @ieyke 5 років тому

    I can't believe Tom still tries to use Giants, Mammoths, etc when there are Hwachas on the field.
    Hwachas are INSTANT death for those, and those huge slow units are trash on the first place.
    If he had traded out the giant and the Pirate Queen for another couple senseis and cheerleaders, with a few bards running interference, he would've had it.
    Senseis kill SO FAST.

  • @TheLateLordKardok
    @TheLateLordKardok 5 років тому

    Back once again, with the renegade master
    Back once again with the TABS behavior

  • @jatnebuir6006
    @jatnebuir6006 5 років тому

    About time our lord and saviour simon destroyed someone.

  • @DreadedVikingPenguin
    @DreadedVikingPenguin 5 років тому

    Love these videos! Suggestion if you are interested: swap being inside the circle if the person inside loses two in a row.

  • @orangeoblivion
    @orangeoblivion 4 роки тому

    Proof that rock beat scissors! I can't believe that first fight, omg

  • @pacosoentken303
    @pacosoentken303 5 років тому +2

    Hitler should have used the rock paper scissor strategy

  • @xavier84623
    @xavier84623 5 років тому

    when tom is trapped in a small space and cant use his balistas he is lost!

  • @lordsealz2952
    @lordsealz2952 5 років тому

    You should change the rules to whoever wins 2 in a row, they go in the middle and the loser gets to reset their board too

  • @anarchond
    @anarchond 5 років тому +4

    Simon's front teeth are like a disgruntled old married couple, sitting as far apart as they can be while still in the same room.

  • @modernkennnern
    @modernkennnern 5 років тому +2

    You should try to make the *worst* army. You have to use all your "money" every round

    • @ricklofton2725
      @ricklofton2725 5 років тому

      That sounds fun actually. Of course, you could just do all Bards, or cheer leaders; might have to ban that.

  • @GreenELD
    @GreenELD 5 років тому

    Simon bringing the galaxy brain plays.

  • @Petrusco13
    @Petrusco13 5 років тому +1

    I don't think the layout of the battle helped Tom all that much. XD

  • @lavenderwalrus9875
    @lavenderwalrus9875 5 років тому

    rpund 1 rock paper scissors, round 2 is a pretty decent attempt at pop up pirate with all those swords in him. apparently its childhood game day

  • @5Amigos32
    @5Amigos32 5 років тому

    More circle rounds
    More Simon
    More rock paper scissors

  • @karlhans8304
    @karlhans8304 5 років тому

    Tom should have just do the classic and use the unit giving him most trouble against Simon. He shouldve put down three sword throwers opposite to the 2 simons sword throwers and put sine halflings in between them . Then he should have used berserkers, to make the stone throwers waste their attacks and cause confusion via pathfinding.

  • @loremnir
    @loremnir 5 років тому +1

    Simon, paper, Tom.

  • @lawrenceofarabia7474
    @lawrenceofarabia7474 5 років тому +2

    The cue is looking good boys

  • @TurlasThe6
    @TurlasThe6 5 років тому

    Stoners = hard counter to ninjas...what a time to be alive.

  • @Delaterius
    @Delaterius 4 роки тому

    That noise was "dya." As in "dya know what?"

  • @xavier84623
    @xavier84623 5 років тому

    omg Simon is a tactical genius.

  • @the3rdlegacy
    @the3rdlegacy 5 років тому

    Loved the FRIENDS reference!

  • @lakersouthpaw
    @lakersouthpaw 5 років тому

    Simon basically built Stonerhenge and it won him the entire match!

  • @SwedishDuckey
    @SwedishDuckey 5 років тому +1

    Tom should've used a tank

  • @kasperlundsfryd1834
    @kasperlundsfryd1834 5 років тому

    Man! GO Simon! Well done.

  • @ross7286
    @ross7286 5 років тому

    For your next let’s play series with Simon, I recommend you play welcome to the game 2.0. Simon would be shitting himself

  • @ninjacell2999
    @ninjacell2999 5 років тому

    And this is what happens when Tom is unable to use balista and cheerleaders GG simon

  • @JCH979
    @JCH979 5 років тому +1

    rock, paper, scissors, who'd a thought lol.

  • @jimsipop3260
    @jimsipop3260 5 років тому

    Omg I love these videos, keep em coming tommy boy xx

  • @laugenbrezel3965
    @laugenbrezel3965 5 років тому

    These horse Episodes are the best👌 just put the Channel in this

  • @CaperCafe_
    @CaperCafe_ 5 років тому

    13 minute video. This couldn’t have ended well for old Chauncey.
    Edit: twist!

  • @archriel4668
    @archriel4668 5 років тому

    Rock Paper Scissors logic would work well in TABS if you think of what units represent those elements better. My "rock" would have been something defensive, like Hay-bailers or shield-boiks.
    Scissors = Glass cannon units? Ranged maybe?
    Paper = Fast/mobile units?
    Rock = Tanky units?
    Thoughts anyone?