r/Talesfromtechsupport My WiFi is Low... REFILL IT!

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    r/Talesfromtechsupport This clueless person calls into tech support complaining that their WiFi is slow. They ask the tech support guy to refill it, like you refill gas into your car. Uh... that's not how WiFi works. Are you really that clueless? If you like this video, hit the subscribe button for more daily Reddit content!
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  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  4 роки тому +2880

    Hello, I'd like to order 1 gallon of WiFi please.

    • @mse5814
      @mse5814 4 роки тому +47

      Can you order some for me as well?

    • @btwae9240
      @btwae9240 4 роки тому +43

      hello, i'd like to order 1 wholesome response please.

    • @movedaccountssorry.6999
      @movedaccountssorry.6999 4 роки тому +15

      Hey rSlash!! Love your videos. :)

    • @The_Slane_Theocracy
      @The_Slane_Theocracy 4 роки тому +13

      2 wholesome responses 1 gallon of free wifi

    • @tyrone4807
      @tyrone4807 4 роки тому +24

      I would love you to please give me all your belongings because I am a very big fan of yours meaning I am entitled to all of your belongings.

  • @janeilnold5863
    @janeilnold5863 4 роки тому +3099

    “I started having problems with my WiFi three days ago.”
    “Just restart your router.”
    “Oh I got rid of that.”
    “When?”
    “Three days ago.”
    *long heavy sigh*

    • @hhamilton7843
      @hhamilton7843 4 роки тому +60

      This made me lauuggghhh😂😂😂😂😂😂😝😝

    • @rogthepirate4593
      @rogthepirate4593 4 роки тому +181

      It's so funny ... you'd think "Naw, that story has to be fake, there can't possibly be people THAT stupid"
      Working in IT has kinda shaken my faith in humanity a bit ... People really are THAT stupid, and I can't understand how or why ...

    • @prinegonbevaris1788
      @prinegonbevaris1788 4 роки тому +62

      The sad thing is, it is not the exception but the norm that customers calling tech support are not able to make those simple temporal deductions.

    • @rogthepirate4593
      @rogthepirate4593 4 роки тому +52

      @@prinegonbevaris1788 I know, it's horrifying. You inevitably thing about the fact that these people are *walking around* out there! They're not locked up or anything. Nobody's taking care of them, they're likely not getting professional help either. It's scary, man.

    • @spiyder
      @spiyder 4 роки тому +10

      OMG THIS HAPPENS TO ME SOO MUCH, I GET RID OF MY ROUTER AND THE WIFI STOPS!!!

  • @GoldKnightProduction
    @GoldKnightProduction 4 роки тому +1348

    "Yes we sell Wifi refills. They're over on aisle 6, above the headlight fluid."

    • @Getta0422
      @Getta0422 4 роки тому +97

      Don't forget to get some blinker fluid for the car too.

    • @nofacedgoldfish6216
      @nofacedgoldfish6216 4 роки тому +82

      Don't forget the elbow grease.

    • @aspiringbaker3607
      @aspiringbaker3607 4 роки тому +50

      Also the wiper juice

    • @ProwlXV
      @ProwlXV 4 роки тому +40

      Make sure your muffler bearings are good as well, might also replace the piston return springs while youre at it

    • @ahnurmom_187
      @ahnurmom_187 4 роки тому +1

      @@ProwlXV chris fix

  • @Darkwolfhellhound
    @Darkwolfhellhound 4 роки тому +1085

    "I can't log in"
    "did you capitalize your ID?"
    "Do I need to capitalize the numbers too?"
    I had to go on mute

    • @aplanenerdandagamenerd9087
      @aplanenerdandagamenerd9087 4 роки тому +18

      LMAO

    • @JoeDirtDang
      @JoeDirtDang 4 роки тому +4

      😂

    • @HiverCru
      @HiverCru 4 роки тому +44

      Happened to me once too, "are the numbers upper case or lower case?"

    • @bland9876
      @bland9876 4 роки тому +6

      I kind of find it funny that the caps lock key doesn't let you push the numbers and give you the symbols it just gives you capital letters and that's it it's not a shift lock if there even is such a thing

    • @PoldaranOfDalaran
      @PoldaranOfDalaran 4 роки тому +21

      I know someone who remembers what symbols they have in their passwords by calling them "Capital Numbers". :P
      As an example, instead of telling me "oh, and put a * in there at the end", it's "after the letters, add a capital 8".

  • @dx1450
    @dx1450 4 роки тому +233

    "What happened to it?"
    "I don't know. I left to go use the bathroom and when I came back it was like that."
    Yeah, that didn't work with my mother when I was 5, either.

    • @darcybrummett7004
      @darcybrummett7004 4 роки тому +2

      Joe Mama LOL!

    • @naxzed_it
      @naxzed_it 3 роки тому +7

      That happened with my phone except the sun was shining on it and I was there next to it. The sun managed to melt the phone case and break the back glass.

    • @HalfEye79
      @HalfEye79 2 місяці тому +1

      "My TV stopped working."
      "And how got the shoe in the screen?"
      "I don't think, its related to the issue."

  • @ianmacfarlane1241
    @ianmacfarlane1241 4 роки тому +349

    It's staggering how much tech suddenly 'breaks' when there's the possibility of an upgrade - these people, (as well as being selfish & juvenile) must believe that tech support employees are idiots.

    • @rannvamacdonaldarnskov4794
      @rannvamacdonaldarnskov4794 4 роки тому +23

      I've known two guys that purposely broke their phones to get new ones when its been their partners "turn" to upgrade. Tech-thirsty people like that are just overgrown brats

    • @ianmacfarlane1241
      @ianmacfarlane1241 4 роки тому +7

      @@rannvamacdonaldarnskov4794 I've heard of it happening once before, and it's an incredibly juvenile thing to do.
      Anyway, your name is fantastic - I'm guessing Russian, but Macdonald?
      Wonderful.

    • @rannvamacdonaldarnskov4794
      @rannvamacdonaldarnskov4794 4 роки тому +8

      @@ianmacfarlane1241 not the first to guess russian :) but no. Rannvá is faroese and Arnskov is danish. My father is half dane half scot, mother was faroese.

    • @ianmacfarlane1241
      @ianmacfarlane1241 4 роки тому +4

      @@rannvamacdonaldarnskov4794 Ah! Sorry - the 'kov' suffix sounded Russian, or to me it did anyway, and I'm not too familiar with Faroese or Danish names, (apart from the 'sen' and 'dottir' suffixes).
      Anyway, still a very cool name ✌️

    • @rannvamacdonaldarnskov4794
      @rannvamacdonaldarnskov4794 4 роки тому +7

      @@ianmacfarlane1241 ah, "skov" isnt a suffix, it's just the danish word for forest, but i understand the assumption! :) and thank you, i do like my name

  • @EdgyShooter
    @EdgyShooter 4 роки тому +56

    At least the guy with the WiFi wasn't rude or anything, just assumed WiFi was like a car

    • @pernillevilhelmsen5664
      @pernillevilhelmsen5664 3 роки тому +2

      He was really polite. Just didnt understand how wifi works. I dont think people should laugh at him for that, not everyone is tech savy. We all have to start learning about it somewhere.

    • @labachaterairlandesa
      @labachaterairlandesa 8 місяців тому

      I pictured the ladies from that commercial where one has made a Facebook wall on her living room wall, and when she verbally unfriends the other lady, Lady 2 says, That’s not how this works! That’s not how any of this works!

  • @Headlock123456789
    @Headlock123456789 4 роки тому +113

    How the heck does “low connectivity” get interpreted as “your container of WiFi needs to be refilled”? Some people, man. Some people.

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 4 роки тому +2

      Because people are stupid.

    • @KryssLaBryn
      @KryssLaBryn 4 роки тому +20

      Well... low washer fluid, low oil, low gas... low wifi. So I mean I can see why someone would make that mistake, if they didn't have the slightest idea that wifi is actually a radio signal. And frankly, most people don't. As far as our call centre could figure, most people figured the Internet ran on pixie dust. :/

    • @IamCoalfoot
      @IamCoalfoot 4 роки тому +3

      I mean, the symbol looks kind of like a bottle with fluid in it. Kinda, depending on the OS. Don't know how the little radio logo would look like that.

    • @KryssLaBryn
      @KryssLaBryn 4 роки тому +4

      @@IamCoalfoot I mean, mostly it looks like stacked umbrellas, or a weird slice of pie, lol. But have you ever seen the old icon for "your engine is overheating"? It kind of makes sense that the icon doesn't make sense, if you know what I mean, lol

    • @lsswappedcessna
      @lsswappedcessna 4 роки тому +1

      b o o m e r

  • @davespangler9125
    @davespangler9125 4 роки тому +589

    Oh tech support...sometimes I miss having my own stories from tech support hell. My personal favorite was the financial analyst who called complaining of issues with some application, asking if it was down. After I told him it had been down a few hours back but was restored now, he got quiet for a moment then gave me his "aha" moment. He said "well you're on Eastern time and I'm in California, so if it was affecting you guys a few hours ago, it would just now be down for me." I laughed at what I thought was a good joke, only for him to go off on me for laughing because he was DEAD SERIOUS. I then had the wonderful experience of explaining to a 40 something year old man who is responsible for other peoples' money that being in a different time zone does NOT mean he is talking to the future. Good times.

    • @TheNotoriousDUDE
      @TheNotoriousDUDE 4 роки тому +46

      Good lord, he reached levels of stupidity that shouldn't even be possible :O

    • @firestorm165
      @firestorm165 4 роки тому +15

      That's it. Mr Greystone summon the cylons

    • @Blossoming_Fate
      @Blossoming_Fate 4 роки тому +45

      ​@@TheNotoriousDUDE your comment suddenly has me think about the Kung Fu Panda movie where Shifu is like " there is now a level zero"

    • @sparkybolt2085
      @sparkybolt2085 4 роки тому +23

      I mean, my dad, who is an engineer, texted me at 4 am when I was overseas just to ask "How are you doing?" There was a 14 hour time difference.

    • @kabluey4142
      @kabluey4142 4 роки тому +6

      i can't help but read this in rslash's voice

  • @FikrAM0902
    @FikrAM0902 4 роки тому +1489

    For a sec, i thought the thumbnail was "Refill My Wife"

  • @Richard_Nickerson
    @Richard_Nickerson 4 роки тому +252

    "Help! The Internet stopped working!"
    "Ok where's your modem?"
    "I got rid of it, I stopped paying for the internet"
    So, it didn't stop working so much as you stopped paying for it... what's so hard about that? How did she survive to adulthood?

    • @jasondyrkacz8270
      @jasondyrkacz8270 4 роки тому +32

      We have to tell people not to hold a lit firework in their hand. Obviously, that's not foolproof.

    • @firecrackerjack68
      @firecrackerjack68 4 роки тому +3

      Just boomer things

    • @Richard_Nickerson
      @Richard_Nickerson 4 роки тому +27

      @@firecrackerjack68
      The baby boomer generation is not the only generation with dumb people.

    • @agenti4734
      @agenti4734 4 роки тому +3

      @@Richard_Nickerson tru dat

    • @hanezutchins2786
      @hanezutchins2786 4 роки тому +3

      @@firecrackerjack68 Ha! BOOMer

  • @colbyk5308
    @colbyk5308 4 роки тому +53

    Nothing like a nice heaping glass of wifi to get the day started

  • @jays_jae
    @jays_jae 4 роки тому +55

    This physically hurts me since I've worked as an IT technician who goes house to house to solve computer issues...

  • @BiltmoreGhost
    @BiltmoreGhost 4 роки тому +65

    I laughed so hard when you called a Router a " Blinky Book." 🤣🤣🤣🤣❤👍

    • @channelofrandom7731
      @channelofrandom7731 4 роки тому

      Laurie Plumley what do you call a screen book

    • @BiltmoreGhost
      @BiltmoreGhost 4 роки тому

      @@channelofrandom7731 Are you talking about an eBook/Tablet? I call mine Nooky. ^_^

    • @forever-dreaming4062
      @forever-dreaming4062 4 роки тому +2

      I feel like I have to call a router a blinky book now cuz that's fcking funny

    • @erichanastacio9695
      @erichanastacio9695 Рік тому

      What??? She didn't even read it once.

  • @supertornadogun1690
    @supertornadogun1690 4 роки тому +614

    Me: *laughs while watching this on a 10 year old pc*

  • @DrownedInExile
    @DrownedInExile 4 роки тому +104

    "I feel I should have a new [Macbook] as well!"
    "Request denied. Your feelings don't concern me."

    • @markedwards3647
      @markedwards3647 3 роки тому +3

      Giving away my Macbook- got a Librem15. A serious upgrade.

    • @HaosKitsune
      @HaosKitsune 3 роки тому +3

      @@markedwards3647 Librems seem way better than Macs!
      Thanks for mentioning them!

    • @HalfEye79
      @HalfEye79 2 місяці тому

      @@markedwards3647
      He should just get a Zuse Z25. (Its from 1962.)

  • @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access
    @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access 4 роки тому +317

    What if the service provider is all out of wifi fluid though

    • @rakiskaaruna6605
      @rakiskaaruna6605 4 роки тому +7

      Just Some Bigfoot With Internet Access boy am i early today

    • @desiterdane4286
      @desiterdane4286 4 роки тому +5

      Guess he had to get a gallon of network data instead of wifi

    • @rakiskaaruna6605
      @rakiskaaruna6605 4 роки тому +1

      Desiter Dane yeah

    • @somecrazdude2412
      @somecrazdude2412 4 роки тому +14

      *sips cup*
      Mmm, yes. Internet juice.

    • @NeedyBoBeedy
      @NeedyBoBeedy 4 роки тому +7

      sorry, i drank it all. tasted like data.

  • @9ball179
    @9ball179 4 роки тому +52

    I know just about nothing relating to computers, but man, did that woman who threw her router away not realize the correlation between that event and losing her internet connection?

    • @xx_elijah7990
      @xx_elijah7990 4 роки тому

      Hi i didn't even read your comment but it didn't have any replies so I replied to it for you. :)

    • @nikkiofthevalley
      @nikkiofthevalley 3 роки тому

      @@xx_elijah7990 I love how your account still has the about page and channel banner.

    • @elainasynranelt
      @elainasynranelt 3 роки тому

      I think she suffered from stupid.

  • @JaneyyHarp
    @JaneyyHarp 4 роки тому +21

    I used to work at this advertising place and when I first started (I was the youngest by like 10 years of all employees) my computer was kinda slow, weirdly slow for an iMac and after a while I found that whoever had used it before me had set up over 40 desktops (I usually have three or four just to be able to switch between programs). I brought this to the attention of the art director and they didnt even know you could have several desktops.

  • @PowerStruggle555
    @PowerStruggle555 4 роки тому +327

    "I accidentally dropped it"
    Google translate: I accidentally went to the third floor window. I accidentally held my phone out. I accidentally let go. I accidentally dropped it.

    • @nofacedgoldfish6216
      @nofacedgoldfish6216 4 роки тому

      Yeah...

    • @jamesnorman9160
      @jamesnorman9160 4 роки тому +8

      Whoops, just hate it when that happens...

    • @jaimetheone9150
      @jaimetheone9150 4 роки тому +1

      The only time my phone falls is when I'm falling along with it.

    • @samsonian
      @samsonian 4 роки тому

      I would have responded with something exceptionally snarky about karma and ‘accidental damage.’

    • @jaimetheone9150
      @jaimetheone9150 4 роки тому

      A series of unfortunate events?

  • @ericsanchez4802
    @ericsanchez4802 4 роки тому +51

    My favorite story is the lady wanting Google Bing or as I now call it "The Bing"

    • @aplanenerdandagamenerd9087
      @aplanenerdandagamenerd9087 4 роки тому +11

      Oh I laughed so much at that one. If I remember correctly "I have a certificate of proficiency in computering"

    • @shersmk90
      @shersmk90 4 роки тому +1

      That was one hell of a story!

    • @maevemahon9897
      @maevemahon9897 4 роки тому

      Eric Sanchez same lol

  • @yinthegamer6013
    @yinthegamer6013 4 роки тому +68

    OP: Refill your Wifi?
    K: Yes, and can you also refill my cable as well? Not good shows are on so I suspect it may be running low as well.

    • @EVPointMaster
      @EVPointMaster 4 роки тому +2

      It's the best when people are asking for Wifi cables

    • @filthygaming265
      @filthygaming265 4 роки тому

      OP: What kind of shows are on that are no good?
      K: CW superhero shows.

  • @christiankopet5891
    @christiankopet5891 4 роки тому +137

    Can we get an F for that poor CPU fan in the second story 🥺😭

  • @kanaker9561
    @kanaker9561 4 роки тому +196

    Imagine someone trying to get a Macbook instead of a PC.

    • @rafe99e83
      @rafe99e83 4 роки тому +20

      Kana Ker this post was made by pc gang

    • @MrWillyclem
      @MrWillyclem 4 роки тому +12

      And the boomer penguin just smiled at both of them.......................

    • @mosley3485
      @mosley3485 4 роки тому +9

      MacOS is significantly better than Windows for literally anything to do with software development, unless you're working with .NET... Macbooks also have considerably better displays and keyboards than 99% of other laptops. If you work in tech, it makes a lot more sense to use a Macbook than a Windows based laptop.

    • @Sydney_Angelyt
      @Sydney_Angelyt 4 роки тому +16

      jarrod Yeah no, Windows is way more direct and clear on what to do and how to do it.

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 4 роки тому +14

      jarrod MacBooks can’t run scrap mechanic, so they are garbage. Macs are only for people who want to spend $5000 in order to use Facebook. Personally, I have used MacOS, Windows, and ChromeOS. Overall, the best is Windows, and while I cannot speak for Linux, I still am very much a Windows person.

  • @theevansmeister292
    @theevansmeister292 4 роки тому +51

    Nothing beats going to your neighbour's house to borrow a cup of Wi-Fi.

  • @Zamolxes77
    @Zamolxes77 4 роки тому +32

    "How do I refill my WiFi ?"
    *45 seconds of silence*
    "Yeah I can direct you on how to refill your WiFi, more than glad to help.
    Turn off your computer.
    Now unplug it to make sure is disconnected from the wall socket.
    Please go ahead and walk to your window and put the computer on the edge of it, so the Sun can charge the WiFi.
    Go ahead and push the computer over the window and let it fall. You are too stupid to own one".

    • @computernerd1101
      @computernerd1101 4 роки тому +4

      They'd probably just drop the monitor out the window instead of the computer.

  • @redkiere7177
    @redkiere7177 4 роки тому +116

    Nobody:
    These people when they can’t get new computer: “We’re not cavemen sponge bob, WE HAVE TECHNOLOGY”

  • @jaimetheone9150
    @jaimetheone9150 4 роки тому +12

    "My WiFi is low, refill it!"
    Yes sir, please get closer to the router, the closer you are to it the fuller your wifi is gonna be.

  • @aaronlester4464
    @aaronlester4464 4 роки тому +85

    I love listening to you during my morning drive to class. Leaves me laughing everytime. Keep it up.

  • @bigdickpornsuperstar
    @bigdickpornsuperstar 4 роки тому +73

    "The WiFi is not low, it is just a little dried out. Pour 2 quarts of water into your computer and it should be just fine."
    I do not suffer fools.

    • @2MeterLP
      @2MeterLP 4 роки тому +11

      How to get fired on the first day of the job:

    • @ChaosDraguss
      @ChaosDraguss 4 роки тому +14

      Never work tech support then. Suffering fools is kind of the whole job description.

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 4 роки тому +6

      Tell them they can recharge the wifi by putting their computer in the microwave and running it on high for a couple minutes.

    • @orionsong1624
      @orionsong1624 4 роки тому +1

      Considering that guy was probably one of the nicer clients, I would not destroy expensive infotech over a goddamn semantic error

  • @PyroGobbo
    @PyroGobbo 4 роки тому +11

    Note to self: give employees the cheapest flip phone possible.

    • @NotLum1
      @NotLum1 4 роки тому +1

      Already use one

    • @itsmejak7888
      @itsmejak7888 4 роки тому +1

      Note to self just issue dual SIM phone

  • @starweb443
    @starweb443 4 роки тому +68

    “Give him one of the old fat MacBooks” that are six years old.
    As Im still using a perfectly running mid 2011 17” MacBook Pro. 9 years and still going strong.

    • @DrgnLdyLizzie2001
      @DrgnLdyLizzie2001 4 роки тому +3

      I have a PowerBook G4 that still works, even though it has no monitor, keys and the mouse pad doesn't work. Had it for about 10+ years.

    • @pinkie5963CP
      @pinkie5963CP 4 роки тому +2

      i had my iPhone SE since 2016 (64GB) recently upgraded to iPhone X due to storage space lol i pretty much used up all the space on that phone but it was still going strong!

    • @itsmejak7888
      @itsmejak7888 4 роки тому +2

      @@pinkie5963CP I have 3 friends that still have SE's lol I have an Android

    • @WilliamIsted
      @WilliamIsted 4 роки тому +2

      Still using my 2011 MBP too. Got a 1TB SSD and a 2TB HDD, not looking forward to downsizing with a new one.

    • @Jerred_with_2Es_and_2Rs
      @Jerred_with_2Es_and_2Rs 4 роки тому

      You have no clue how users are...they think that computers just wear out or something when they get older, I deal with this crap every day.

  • @Brad.M.
    @Brad.M. 4 роки тому +9

    Based on the title, I now honestly hope that in the future, we invent a way to literally refill the WiFi of a WiFi network. I imagine the fluid would be coloured glowing cyan. And the only way to use the liquid would be to pour it all over a router. It then gets absorbed into the router and you can see the WiFi bars fill up.

    • @yoso378
      @yoso378 4 роки тому +4

      It will come in small glass tubes the size of those mini soda cans and have a twist off cap that makes a satisfying fizzy noise when opened. You leave the empty tubes outside for the wifi man to take and your kids can send in the caps for stickers and pizza hut coupons.

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 3 роки тому +1

      Joseph Arellano no, pizza guys.

  • @Leondero1
    @Leondero1 4 роки тому +12

    “My Internet is low. Need to head out californi way to look for some more internet.”

  • @annamacdonald5328
    @annamacdonald5328 4 роки тому +28

    Nobody:
    People in the comments: haha refill my wiFe

    • @notevenhuman8141
      @notevenhuman8141 4 роки тому +1

      You: makes fun of comments by commenting
      Not having a go i just thought it was ironic

    • @annamacdonald5328
      @annamacdonald5328 4 роки тому

      @@notevenhuman8141 😂😂

  • @mashroob
    @mashroob 4 роки тому +17

    Reminds me of the “my computer needs more megabytes” people I constantly had to deal with in the ‘90’s.

    • @aplanenerdandagamenerd9087
      @aplanenerdandagamenerd9087 4 роки тому +3

      Now it's "I need a new computer with more terabytes"

    • @mashroob
      @mashroob 4 роки тому +2

      OOF MAN
      Contextually a little different; as the market was vastly different back then, but I get what you’re saying.

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 3 роки тому +2

      ‘80s “I need more kilobytes”
      ‘90s “I need more megabytes”
      ‘00s “I need more gigabytes”
      ‘10s “I need more terabytes”
      ‘20s “I need more WiFi”

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 2 роки тому

      i still can’t stop trying to keep file size down, i cringe at anything over 100mb!

  • @Mepholar
    @Mepholar 4 роки тому +6

    Asks for a fresh cup of wifi. Gets given a downloaded pic of “wifi” in a cup

  • @fl4ming_r4ven
    @fl4ming_r4ven 4 роки тому +5

    If the employee watched and listened intently, they would've noticed the claw marks the computer left as he slid the computer back to the woman. They also would've noticed the faint "NOOOOOO!!!" of the new fan.

  • @opencore2014
    @opencore2014 4 роки тому +8

    Wait so you're telling me a windows 10 computer was on for 2 years and was never forced to update??????
    IMPOSSIBLE

    • @turkeyboy5543
      @turkeyboy5543 4 роки тому +3

      I often use a program called Don't Sleep to force my PC not to update. This is because I use my PC to host my Discord bot, and if the machine restarts in the middle of the day when I'm not there, there goes an entire day of possible traffic. -_-

    • @opencore2014
      @opencore2014 4 роки тому +1

      @@turkeyboy5543 Oof why not use a vps? I think it might be cheaper than having ur windows desktop on all the time

    • @turkeyboy5543
      @turkeyboy5543 4 роки тому +2

      Open Core It sadly isn’t. At least none of the VPS’ that I’ve seen. The computer I ran it on at the time was one of those ultra-compact desktop toasters that I had upgraded by installing 16 GB of RAM (as opposed to the stock 4) and an SSD to replace the slow HDD. Now I just run it on the same PC that I game on, because it’s simpler and I don’t really need a dedicated server until my bot gets bigger. Thanks for the suggestion though!

    • @opencore2014
      @opencore2014 4 роки тому

      @@turkeyboy5543 Np, happy to help

    • @Nippontradamus
      @Nippontradamus 4 роки тому

      Must be using XP

  • @flamelily2086
    @flamelily2086 4 роки тому +7

    "Refill my WiFi", omg, I couldn't believe what I was hearing. I only have a basic knowledge of computers but even I know that that is not how computers work.

    • @nikkiofthevalley
      @nikkiofthevalley 3 роки тому

      As a tech guy, this hurts. Also, I have an abbreviation for those type of people. PEBAB (Problem Exists Between User And Brain): Cause: B = null

  • @seraph_wren
    @seraph_wren 4 роки тому +31

    Ohhhhh boyyyyyyyyyyyyyy when I read the title I thought it said “Refill my Wife” and I never realized until it got the that point the video 😂😂😂

  • @Nippontradamus
    @Nippontradamus 4 роки тому +5

    Seems like I was the only one who traded the thinner MacBooks for the older white ones with better keys and chargers.
    It has an HDMI, 2X USB and stronger hinges.

  • @phunkydroid
    @phunkydroid 2 роки тому +3

    "Broken laptops will be replaced with the same or older model" is a simple and effective policy to prevent that kind of abuse of the system.

  • @replayxpreplay3048
    @replayxpreplay3048 4 роки тому +8

    ugh, old people and technology gives me a headache every time I see something on it

    • @medusagorgo5146
      @medusagorgo5146 4 роки тому

      ReplayXPreplay my mother is like this, she’ll be 70 this year. It’s horrible, I’m not the greatest with tech myself so I have my son help her out.

    • @duckeh1952
      @duckeh1952 4 роки тому +3

      Their defences are something incredible.
      My mom calls: "x doesnt work. I says *errror message*"
      Me: what did you just before you got error
      Mom: nothing
      Me. You did something
      Then mom gives some explanation.
      Last time it took 45mins and screenshots on WA to explain how to assign a programme for opening certain files.
      Then she just goes OH!
      Or the every goddam time my dad calls "my phone doenst work properly"
      Did you reboot it?
      No.
      Reboot and then call me again if doesnt work.
      No call.
      And the best of them. When things dont work right away, my dad starts angrily tapping things in tablet even he knows nothing about the system. So once my parents were on holiday abroad, mom used tablet as her camera because she had cheap phone.
      She calls "your dad started tapping the screen, it said something about resetted to factory settings and i cannot find any pics i have taken".
      "Well. Its all gone"
      "Whaaat? But there was two years of photos and and"
      "Yup. All gone, cannot restore. Thats why i have told you zillion times to make backups or get them printed. Have a nice rest of the holiday"

    • @replayxpreplay3048
      @replayxpreplay3048 4 роки тому +1

      @@duckeh1952 omg that's so horrible. That gives me a headache hearing it. Sorry that happens to you

  • @Comrade_Dolphin
    @Comrade_Dolphin 4 роки тому +13

    Nobody:
    Comments section: Refill my wife!

  • @dashcam26
    @dashcam26 4 роки тому +3

    Got to share this with you all. Back in the days of the really big floppy disks we had a new school leaver in the tech department. One day the manager saw her with one of the disks and asked her why it was folded in half? Her reply was that she had to send a daily backup to head office but they had run out of the envelopes she normally used so she was going to put it in a smaller ordinary letter envelope and post it. ..............

  • @DarknoorX
    @DarknoorX 4 роки тому +6

    Ironically we call renewing a router subscription in Saudi as "refill" lol

  • @insideAdirtyMind
    @insideAdirtyMind 3 роки тому +2

    "I could almost hear the machine thanking me"...oh god, this poor thing must be saved and go into a shelter to get a new loving mom

  • @Z3R0F1V3
    @Z3R0F1V3 4 роки тому +86

    Me: reads the title:
    My -WiFi- Wife is low.... REFILL IT!

  • @viserian
    @viserian 4 роки тому +8

    On the second story, I read “oh jeez” as “oh cheese”. I’m currently eating something that has cheese.

  • @dinkthegreatest
    @dinkthegreatest 4 роки тому +2

    That user probably told the fan "Dying is Gay"

  • @Ragehunger
    @Ragehunger 4 роки тому +4

    "This message just popped up on my screen saying that I've won a free Internet. Will it be delivered to my address, or where can I pick it up?"

  • @watashima1947
    @watashima1947 4 роки тому +10

    Being a tech support representative, I relate to this.

  • @SuperExodian
    @SuperExodian 4 роки тому +7

    oh boy, the reboot one, i've told my dad like 3 times now he has to actually shut off the laptop he has when he's done with it, and exactly why in layman's terms (basically telling him the laptop needs "sleep" and only gets it when shut down.) he's gone through 3 laptops so far "because they're slow".
    i've resorted to not helping him anymore and just saying okay boomer whenever he comes to complain.
    if you refuse to learn from your mistakes, i refuse to help.

  • @skyc3560
    @skyc3560 4 роки тому +6

    Commenting from a 2009 MacBook:
    It still works as a work computer.

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 3 роки тому

      How? Didn’t Apple make your computer slow and unusable 10 years ago?

  • @hallofgames3398
    @hallofgames3398 4 роки тому +5

    The computer is like “ let me die”

  • @asbears222
    @asbears222 4 роки тому +123

    I read the thumbnail as “refill my wife!!”
    That would’ve been a completely different story

  • @uwu_peter
    @uwu_peter 4 роки тому +22

    7:35 why do only apple people demand for the newest and latest?

    • @henderson9134
      @henderson9134 4 роки тому +4

      Peter Strick, I don’t know man. I had an iPhone SE until a few months ago. I had all the money I needed to go upgrade but didn’t want to. I upgraded to a XR but some people are crazy

    • @sparkybolt2085
      @sparkybolt2085 4 роки тому +2

      I heard it's a status symbol in some countries because Apple products are so expensive.

    • @Meboy-uv5td
      @Meboy-uv5td 4 роки тому +5

      because apple products are designed to slow down after like a year to "save battery life" and apple products are generally inferior to a mid level pc build

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 3 роки тому

      Because Apple users are the only ones who think that the newest is the best, and they must have the best!

    • @dannispann7795
      @dannispann7795 3 роки тому +1

      Because Apple users are elitists and think that having $1,000+ phone makes them better than everyone else even tho iPhones are built to die so you'll have to replace it with the new $1,000+ phone they release the very next year....

  • @PurpledaisyShasta
    @PurpledaisyShasta 4 роки тому +1

    My boyfriend is if IT and he kept getting called by this one other employee in the business who was rather very stupid or very lazy. She would call for IT for things like plugging in cables.

  • @ingridb.desousasilva8772
    @ingridb.desousasilva8772 4 роки тому +1

    I love when Tales From Tech Support is seasoned with Choosing Beggars...😍😍😍😍😍

  • @miabrown325
    @miabrown325 4 роки тому +56

    i thought the thumbnail said “REFILL MY WIFE” and i was really confused 💀💀

    • @jay7568
      @jay7568 4 роки тому +5

      I mean we can but our lord and savior would not like that

    • @desiterdane4286
      @desiterdane4286 4 роки тому +1

      Hello Misfortune

    • @13bgunbunny42
      @13bgunbunny42 4 роки тому +3

      Refill her with what? lol

    • @zkonexpo9610
      @zkonexpo9610 4 роки тому

      @@13bgunbunny42 good quality of being a wife

    • @desiterdane4286
      @desiterdane4286 4 роки тому +1

      @@13bgunbunny42 Some *S* if you know what I mean

  • @13bgunbunny42
    @13bgunbunny42 4 роки тому +16

    My mother once asked me to change a web page for her [rolls eyes]

    • @limiv5272
      @limiv5272 4 роки тому +5

      My mother asks me what a browser is every time I try to help her with the computer. I think her hard drive is full

    • @swetasmani
      @swetasmani 4 роки тому +2

      Do have a little respect for her and patiently teach her. She’s done a lot more than that for you I’m sure. Show your gratitude and don’t mock her

    • @13bgunbunny42
      @13bgunbunny42 4 роки тому +3

      @@swetasmani
      That's exactly what I did and do. I respect my mother deeply and I always will. I was polite and patient when I explained that if she wanted a page changed she would have to speak with the people that actually created the page.
      If you don't like the way that I demonstrate the way that nobody is immune to unwilling ignorance then you can take your comments elsewhere.

    • @VelkanAngels
      @VelkanAngels 4 роки тому +2

      @@swetasmani - One has nothing to do with the other... I can pull someone out of a burning building during an anthrax outbreak, and it still wouldn't be disrespectful for them to have a laugh at me constantly forgetting what I'm doing, while I'm doing it. They're two completely separate things. No need to be so negative.

  • @derGhebbet
    @derGhebbet 4 роки тому +2

    I love r/Talesfromtechsupport... it makes me feel smarter.

  • @TheGuardDuck
    @TheGuardDuck 4 роки тому +2

    Obviously, this Low WiFi person saw the connection strength meter, and thought it was like a fuel gauge. It's not. Poor little fool.

  • @maxproductions7793
    @maxproductions7793 4 роки тому +20

    Both me and my friend started watching this when we came home, togethet lol

    • @tonysolar284
      @tonysolar284 4 роки тому +1

      It's better when you read right from reddit. This guys voice gets hella annoying after a few stories.

    • @Humanzzz
      @Humanzzz 4 роки тому +2

      GonnaLoveYa Does Art 🖼

    • @maxproductions7793
      @maxproductions7793 4 роки тому +10

      @@tonysolar284 well then, why do you watch his videos?

    • @desiterdane4286
      @desiterdane4286 4 роки тому +7

      @@tonysolar284 Annoying? Lmao I never even heard anyone say that also just go to reddit what are u doing here?

    • @begonethot2545
      @begonethot2545 4 роки тому

      @@tonysolar284 why are you on his videos then?

  • @dexxlite2067
    @dexxlite2067 4 роки тому +22

    I legit thought it read refill my wife on the thumbnail.

    • @13bgunbunny42
      @13bgunbunny42 4 роки тому +2

      Refill her with what? lol

    • @MsNoPixel
      @MsNoPixel 4 роки тому +1

      At first look I did too & then I looked again cause my brain said “well that don’t seem right”. 🤣

    • @JiyuSora
      @JiyuSora 4 роки тому

      Same lol

  • @mustwereallydothis
    @mustwereallydothis 4 роки тому +1

    I drink at least two cups of wifi every morning so I never have to worry about running low. It's just sad that some people are so lazy they can't even bother to find a reliable wifi fountain.

  • @computernerdtechman
    @computernerdtechman 3 роки тому +1

    You can refill your wifi with a bit bucket. Just go to your local computer store and ask the Tech for a 1 gallon bit bucket.🤣🤣🤣

  • @DistantClover
    @DistantClover 4 роки тому +6

    I was so dumb. I couldn’t connect to the internet. The guy showed me how to find the password for it since it was connected with a cord. I felt so dumb because the password wasn’t capitalized.

  • @NacomBro
    @NacomBro 4 роки тому +4

    4:30
    You know she never turned off that PC. I'm shocked the processor didn't melt down on her.

    • @krystofktd
      @krystofktd 4 роки тому

      Most people dont turn off their laptop. Do you now what sleep mode is?

    • @giovannilemos8109
      @giovannilemos8109 4 роки тому

      @@krystofktd HDD/SSD dying in 3... 2... 1...

    • @krystofktd
      @krystofktd 4 роки тому

      @@giovannilemos8109 ?

    • @tealOmega980
      @tealOmega980 4 роки тому +1

      @@krystofktd Not turning off your laptop *ever* in favour of sleep mode damages it. The damage is slow, but cumulative, and can shorten the lifespan of the machine. Computers are *designed* to shut off regularly, and certain vital proccesses are queued to happen on shutdown and only on shutdown. The SSD (solid state drive) or HDD (hard disk drive) would be hardest hit by this.

  • @emrevolkwein8910
    @emrevolkwein8910 4 роки тому

    Just downloaded alot of your episodes on Spotify for a long trip by train. I love these lmao 👌

  • @NateMcCloud
    @NateMcCloud 3 роки тому

    Oh jeez...I just realized I didn't pace myself, and now I've binged every one of your videos so far.

  • @thewrathfulsloth2384
    @thewrathfulsloth2384 4 роки тому +3

    “Please sir may I have some more”

  • @mischiefthedegenerateratto7464
    @mischiefthedegenerateratto7464 4 роки тому +3

    eSlash: Come on lady this is internet 101, everyone knows you can't get internet without those *blinky books*
    Me a smartass: what about hotspot tho

  • @a_listgray
    @a_listgray 4 роки тому

    Love your vids. Thanks for making the channel.

  • @felixblitz7793
    @felixblitz7793 4 роки тому +2

    I’m a teen and this stupidity baffles me (it’s ridiculously funny)

  • @elykodik157
    @elykodik157 4 роки тому +3

    Ngl I read both the thumbnail and the title as “Refill my Wife”

  • @IrishHeart
    @IrishHeart 4 роки тому +3

    macbook boy sounds like he wants to game on his work computer haha

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 3 роки тому

      Yet he uses a MacBook...

  • @clairetravis1321
    @clairetravis1321 Рік тому

    For the laptop replacement story:
    I work in the IT industry and our company's laptops are all Lenovo ThinkPads. My own ThinkPad is a T440 from around 2013 or 2014.
    Out internal IT department has offered to upgrade multiple times and I tend to go full goblin mode, protective of this baby. She's been a loyal, stalwart laptop for nearly a decade and still going strong as the day she shipped!

  • @deldarel
    @deldarel 4 роки тому +1

    That last story was kinda sweet. Someone trying to navigate a world he has no idea about without getting angry. I hope the ISP has as much patience with him as OP.

  • @kostasathanasopoulos8923
    @kostasathanasopoulos8923 4 роки тому +4

    wow end part pretty interesting
    but its been a minuite🧐

  • @cyvader101
    @cyvader101 4 роки тому +35

    I read the title as
    “Refill my wife!”

    • @ZikedY
      @ZikedY 4 роки тому +2

      Cyvader 101 you ain't the only one

    • @ShazadAli-xy4ib
      @ShazadAli-xy4ib 4 роки тому +1

      U ain't alone on that buster.

  • @malandan
    @malandan 2 роки тому

    4:36
    "The string wants to collapse, but constant stress wont allow that."

  • @rebeccarowe4201
    @rebeccarowe4201 3 роки тому

    Love these stories. You're a hoot!

  • @AloysiusWaffle
    @AloysiusWaffle 4 роки тому +11

    If someone asked for free iPhone I would say “buy it yourself” the end

  • @crapcopter
    @crapcopter 4 роки тому +12

    I need to replace my phone, I just opened up a helpdesk ticket
    *really, I didn't know*

  • @XYZ_is_taken
    @XYZ_is_taken 3 роки тому +1

    This entire subreddit is summed by the catchphrase of Roy from I.T. Crowd
    Roy: I.T. Have you tried turning it off and on again

  • @LonelyMarowak
    @LonelyMarowak 4 роки тому

    I’ve been waiting for a new Talesfromtechsupport from you. Great video as always, rSlash! 😊

  • @hiimpurple
    @hiimpurple 4 роки тому +13

    When you come from the discord server :D

  • @francvanilla16
    @francvanilla16 4 роки тому +28

    Just pretend I said something funny
    Just pretend

  • @acebeck2000
    @acebeck2000 4 роки тому

    Once did a call out to a rich farm. A bout stood in front of the house. Women demanded we fix the printer. We looked at the printer, the printer was unplugged. The look on the owners face was priceless.

  • @xBluegamerx
    @xBluegamerx 4 роки тому +1

    If you have low WiFi it could be because someone is stealing your internet bandwidth, be sure to call the non Emergency Police line and ask for the Internet Police.

  • @Noir915
    @Noir915 4 роки тому

    i worked on tech support in a call center for an internet company for a few months, when we got calls like that last one it was the best, we usually just laughed it off and explained what needed to be done, people like that, specially older folks were super sweet in general

  • @randysmith9715
    @randysmith9715 2 роки тому

    Just got this vid today. I CAN RELATE! In prehistoric times a user called me and told me the floppy disk we mailed to them didn't work. Yep it was a LONG time ago and a 5-1/2" floppy. She had never done this task before and was just subbing for someone. After some back and forth, I asked if the disk she put in the disk drive looked like a 45 RPM record. She said "Yes" and I managed to hit the mute button before I lost it. I laughed for at least 5 minutes. Then I told her we would send her a new disk via over-night delivery and she should call me and I would walk her through the process. Worked fine and she was happy.

  • @originalname5303
    @originalname5303 4 роки тому +2

    Guy where wifi juice is a thing watches this video:
    Also guy:
    VISIBLE CONFUSION

  • @BertoLaDK
    @BertoLaDK 4 роки тому

    Finally another r/talesfromtechsupport just what I needed

  • @Mancyitch
    @Mancyitch 4 роки тому

    every video made by you is basically a UA-cam podcast I can just sit and chill with my headphones in playing destiny 2 and listen to sweet revenge stories..

  • @rollerace264
    @rollerace264 4 роки тому

    Heck yeah, my favorite subreddit!!!

  • @EllpaFox47
    @EllpaFox47 7 місяців тому +1

    That Computer: kill me
    The lady: Later

  • @debbipriz
    @debbipriz 4 роки тому

    Years ago we had bad storms that took out our electricity for about 24 hours. My daughter, at the time about 3 years old, woke up and wanted to watch a video (her favorite at the time was either Schoolhouse Rock or Yellow Submarine -gotta teach 'em young!). I explained to her there was no electricity and she would need to do something else. She then asked if she could play the turtle game on the computer (Turtle Oddesy!) and I explained she needed electricity for that also. She asked me if I would play with her but I told her we had electricity at work and I needed to go in but Grandma would be able to play with her. Just as I was leaving she comes to me and says with the most serious look in her eye and says 'Mommy, would you bring home some 'lectricity from work so I can watch SpongeBob?
    Perfect timing, the power was restored just before I got home. I was totally her hero that day!