You'd think she would realize that normally when she goes to get gas, she doesn't have to move a cone or remove a bag from the nozzle...but NO...stupid Karen is as stupid Karen does.
She also apparently has never heard the concept of “markup”. As in, manufacture sells it for $21, store sells it for $35, store makes $14 off the shoes.
I remember there used to be a store in my area that would give you 10% off if an item didn't have a tag because of the "inconvenience" of the customer having to find out how much it is. They went broke pretty quick because people learned this and just ripped the tags off everything they bought.
Hey rSlash, I think the reason why that guy in the self-checkout cussed at you is because he probably wanted to inconspicuously "forget" to scan a few items so that he would end up paying a lower price for his groceries. But with you standing there looking over his shoulder, he knew he would not be able to get away with it. His frustration with that situation was probably the reason he cussed at you. Either that or maybe he has Tourette's.
I’ve worked in retail and food service my whole life, and the best lesson I’ve ever learned is that once you accept that everyone is stupid, life gets a hell of a lot less frustrating.
I swear people can't read it just plain ignore anything with words. I work at a small family restaurant who doesn't take cards. We have signs everywhere. In the ice cream window, right in front of their face, on the Front door when they come in and on the inside register when they pay. We also have our hours up everywhere and people still say late and will ask when it's a half hour or so after we were supposed to close when we close. It's sucks because we're not supposed to kick anyone out or rush them. Even if they are just sitting there talking. We also have a sign on the window that tells people to knock if we don't see them. Sometimes they knock, sometimes they just stand there and will wait until they finally see the sign and knock. Also, it's really annoying when we're busy at the window and that there are plenty of other people out there waiting to either be serviced or waiting for their food and ice cream and someone who hasn't been waited on yet knocks. Another thing is that we have a screen between the outside and the window we slide, while there's a window right next to it without the screen. You would think ' I should knock on the window without the screen' right? No, people will try and knock on the screen or the small ledge outside, or the building itself and then get mad when we don't hear them. We even put the sign to knock on the window that they should knock on. People are so stupid and annoying. Ps sorry for the rant. I've worked as a waitress too long there.
That last story.... every time I hear stories like that, I immediately feel extremely embarrassed because that’s exactly how my mother acts. I can not express how truly apologetic I am to people that have had to deal with her and those like her.
@@donnyshields4450 Maybe she thought she'd be able to break it? Then again, that'd make her actually pay even more due to destruction of property in addition to the bananas her children ate, but that is just the IQ level of a Karen for you.
I knew a friend who would just repeat exactly what the customer said if it was really stupid like this until they finally realized they are an idiot for asking the question. He would occasionally reword it a bit, but usually just reaffirmed their question.
To add. I literally had a woman call today cause her bank did a preauthorization charge and when I told her it was her bank and it'd go back after a couple days she exclaimed "BUT MY BANK DOESNT DO THAT" So I'm like, fuck it, manager can deal with you in the morning
I had a customer ask me once. Lady: "hey, this is a 36 pack of eggs, do you have anything smaller?" the 36 packs are two 18 packs plastic wrapped together. I look over at the dairy door next to it at the 18 packs... Me: "yes, right next to it is the 18 packs." She proceeds to take the 18 pack out. Takes a moment to think, looks up to me and asks... Lady: "Should I get two of them?" Now it's my turn to take a moment and think... I try to explain to her that the 36 packs are two 18 packs, and she can make a choice considering the brand and or the price... She looked at me again for a moment... then smiled as if it dawned on her. Lady: "Thank you!"
I don't know if she is a 'Karen', she didn't throw a fit or try to give OP a hard time. She just seems genuinely clueless. Dealing with stupid people can be annoying, but not nearly as bad as dealing with mean and entitled people.
I worked for at a petrol station for a couple of years and I can confirm that people are idiots. I've watched people move cones when we are having a delivery then look at you in confusion when the pump doesn't work or the guy who ran out of petrol and tried to fill up a plastic carrier bag with fuel because he refused to buy a can and then shouted at me and demanded I pay for his trainers after the bag gave way or the woman who told me that the pipes on our pumps were too short so I suggested that she park closer and the amazement on her face when it worked.
After hearing rSlash tell his Subway story again, I realized that in 25 years or so he is going to be that grandpa who is always retelling the same 'Well back in my day...' stories over and over again. But that's ok because he will make one AWESOME grandpa!
She really didn't really want the plant, she just wanted someone to count the coins for her. After they were counted she would have found an excuse to not buy anything and leave.
@@OneLilSpark That's what I do when I have a full cup of coins. I mean, true, it takes out a certain percentage, but that makes up for the time I save not counting it all out. Plus, it's just extra money anyway.
Hearing that you got out of the same job I'm doing actually gives me hope. Obviously focusing a ton of time and energy on stuff is the main, but knowing there's hope gives me a certain strength I need.
7:34 I was glad to hear that she caught on and just laughed it off. And I thought, "Oh, this customer doesn't sound that bad." Then I remembered what voice she is in.
When my grandma would bring my uncle to the grocery store when he was little and she grabbed a bunch of bananas, he almost always ate the whole bunch by the time they got the register. He’d eat them straight off the bunch, so they were all still together by the end. Luckily, they lived in a fairly small town and knew the managers/cashiers well enough that no one was upset. I think they just calculated based on the average price.
Once I walked past a couple of girls looking at fish when one asks the other: "What's the difference between skinless and skin-on?" I quickly walked around the corner and started laughing. Also we were late to stopping at a grocery store, the hours were clear to see nobody in the parking lot, and a few employees cleaning inside... my friend tells me to drive up so he can ask if they're open, I told him no they are clearly closing, he said itll be quick. I'm like fine, he gets out, knocks on the automatic door and asks if their open.. no... I told him again it was a waste of time, as he replied, "I just wanted to ask" x.x it peves me so much.
In her defence: she could've meant this: "What is the difference between these - like besides the fact one is skinless and one isn't?". I would ask a question like this - but I would mean this - that what's the difference aside from skinless, is skinless a code word for something else I am unaware of? :))
I walked past a couple of homeless people in Seattle and overheard this BEAUTIFUL exchange. They were talking about Mexican food and one of them brought up taco meat. She said, "Yeah, they put the taco seasonings IN the meat. It's the most revolutionary thing!" The guy she was talking to just stared at her like she was crazy.
To be honest, the answer to that question isn’t really that obvious. I’m mean what even is a skinless fish, does that mean what I think it mean? Does skinless mean something other than a fish that doesn’t have skin? Cause that doesn’t make any sense to me. How can a fish not have skin, or any animal for that matter? If skinless means something other than the fish literally having no skin, then I’d probably also ask what the difference is.
My store used to not have asset protection because we “weren’t big enough” and the theft we would get is ridiculous. Like people straight up loading carts in front of associates and walking out. We also get a lot of receipt theft but at least that takes some planning and effort for them.
OH MY GOD. The first one reminds me so much of my situation at work. I work at a Lowes and the panel saw is broken. We have signs up all over it while we wait for repairs and people just ignore the signs and press the button to call for someone to help cut! So I have to go over and tell them as nice as I can that it's broken and make the signs more apparent! Christ, I swear people didn't pass 2nd grade sometimes.
I agree. I’ve worked retail for five years (luckily, thanks to Italian laws, we had an OK paycheck), but the level of patience required is crazy. They should all get more than decent pay.
@@Culvey Somehow the concept of washing your butt with your hands fails to be understood. Of course, it's still best using TP before using it, for better results
My theory on this is that people thought that everything would close and that ”Essential worker” woulden’t be a thing, and they just stocked up on these things before stores closed.
It's less why, more "why so much". We bought two medium packs of expensive toilet paper [all the cheap ones were gone] when the virus was just starting to spread, and we just recently opened the second pack. Those people will be using their toilet paper till they die
Limi V That I’m not sure. But maybe some families go through it much faster. Once we had some family friends staying over, two adults and three very young kids at the time, and I was confused where all the toilet paper in my bathroom went. Somehow in just this one bathroom (so not including the other bathrooms in the house or anywhere out and about) they used a roll a day. I have no clue why.
@@flamingsickle Some people just do it for fun, one time I went to shoppers for a single bag of tp(there were none) then this older lady(maybe about 60) comes to the cash with a cart FULL of tp, not just 3 or 4 bags, there were like 10 in her cart. She was told she could only get 2 and she started going "oh but I NEED to get some for my sons faamilyyyy!" Cashier: "Look, you can't just buy as many as you want, your son can get his own for his family." Lady: "but his wife is preeegnantttt!" Cashier: "your sons WIFE is pregnant, not him. He can still go buy tp" Lady, now angry: "fine! I'm not buying from you!"
As a plant lover person, I totally get plant seller OP's story. Plants are nice, but ruining entitled customers chance at getting them (and ensuring their care is the best one they could get) is far more rewarding than just getting themwith no story behind .
I used to work in a big nursery/ greenhouse complex and bought plants out if spite too. People bought stuff and killed it by overwater or under watering and got mad we didn't refund. My boss had a huge sign. Plants are alive and thriving when you buy them we are not responsible for how you treat them when you get them home. Lol
1) THE SPEAKER EFFECT !!! LEGEND 2) for the final story, the dude probably wanted to steal but you were there and he knew he couldn't in front of you. I bet you could have heard him mumbling during the check-out lol
that grocery store one made my blood boil. people are such assholes and I can completely see this happening. Good on that manager for sticking up for their employee
My hubby spoils me and helps me by keeping my jeep full of gas but occasionally I do have to buy my own and pump it lol I swear going in the door to pay i look at my jeep/pump 3 times to remember the frigging pump number only to get to the front of the line and forget in a minute! Luckily where I grab gas has big windows and I can keep checking. Its like a bizarre mind wipe game lol
The audio edit of you asking for a manager to the front... It's a small detail, but expertly executed. It made my day. Subscribed, and thanks for that.
@@vanjatanevski962 Actually, some customers are kind enough to honor the system! My mom, when I was younger, gave me a pop (or soda, if that's what you say) and said I could drink it in the store. Well, I finished it before checkout. When we got up there, she told me to give her the empty bottle, and she scanned it all the same. She is also diabetic, so sometimes, she needed a snack while shopping (she started eating at home before she went shopping after a while). But she would always pay for it when she got up front. But, then there are people who, yes, feed their children or themselves and then leave the empty packaging on a shelf or something. I'll often find empty food cups (popcorn chicken or shrimp) lying around at the store I work at. Sometimes it'll be a gatorade, or an empty can of pop or energy drink. Sometimes it'll be out of a pack of bottles/cans. Who knows?
Satire: “Well if you have a bidet, I want it from you. You see, I’m a single mother and I neeeeeeeed it. Besides, I would need it more than youuuuu. I’ll send you my address so you can send it to me by the end of this week. Thaaaaaanks.”
I work at a restaurant. The amount of people that say “yes” when I ask what toppings they’d like on their potato or how they want their steak cooked is boggling.
I worked at a local home and garden center chain for 4 years, and man, people try all kinds of crap to get their plants and trees for less. I totally get buying things out of spite on your break.
Customer: "A pound of meat, please." Me: "Which kind of meat?" Customer: "Turkey." Me: "Which kind of turkey?" Customer: "Regular." Me: "Which kind of regular?" Customer: "Regular regular." Me: "I don't know which kind you mean." Customer: "The good kind." Me: "They're all good, sir." Customer: "The kind my wife gets." Me: "I don't know which kind your wife gets." Customer: "She's the blonde." Me: "I don't know who you mean." Customer: "The blonde who shops here." Me: "I don't know who that is." Customer: "Just give me turkey, man." Me: "Which kind?" Customer: "You pick the kind you like." Me: "I don't eat turkey." Customer: "I'm shopping somewhere else." Me: "All right, have a mind-blowingly wonderful day."
I once had a customer rush into an ice cream parlor, where I worked, out of breath, and hurriedly ask if we sold ice cream while leaning on a giant freezer full of ice cream not an inch in front of him. I literally didn't know what to say. He then blushed and literally ran away. 🤷
@@project1002 japan... they have fancy bidets, some models can blow dry your butt. they have toilet paper in the stall so you can avoid touching the Flush handle/button and most cultures in malayan archipelago, many are muslim but not all.
Hey Rslash are you okay? You don’t seem as passionate as you did when you had a smaller channel. Sorry if im wrong. The world is just so messed up rn. Hope your doing fine
dope dasya yeah i had watched a few of his older videos and he seemed more exited. Also maybe he’s a bit tired of having a consistently having to post one everyday.
16:24 I remember a customer complain to my manager about something so minor, you'll go to jail if you hit it. Not being so subtle about wanting to cause bodily harm to me, good luck I have pepper spray, a stun gun, and a friend in law enforcement on speed dial
Every time I hear/read grocery store stories from Reddit I know if it's from the EU or America. I've worked on and off as well as frequently gone shopping and have NEVER had anything quite as wild as those
Yeah... because "out-of-order" actually means "Reserved for Karen: feel free to use." Smh lmao
Laurie Plumley lol that’s literally how they read it 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
everyone knows karens cant read lol
You'd think she would realize that normally when she goes to get gas, she doesn't have to move a cone or remove a bag from the nozzle...but NO...stupid Karen is as stupid Karen does.
They should reserve a spot for hard working mom's
10:18
“Does OP have a house full of of plants because she genuinely loves plants or because she keeps spite-buying plants?”
Both
Wrong time fam
Karen: "I don't like the price of this product! I guess if I just rip off the tag and pretend the price is lower it WILL be."
She also apparently has never heard the concept of “markup”. As in, manufacture sells it for $21, store sells it for $35, store makes $14 off the shoes.
I remember there used to be a store in my area that would give you 10% off if an item didn't have a tag because of the "inconvenience" of the customer having to find out how much it is. They went broke pretty quick because people learned this and just ripped the tags off everything they bought.
Stupid Karen
My mom does that all the time
Good idea no wonder products are sooo expensive
Hey rSlash, I think the reason why that guy in the self-checkout cussed at you is because he probably wanted to inconspicuously "forget" to scan a few items so that he would end up paying a lower price for his groceries. But with you standing there looking over his shoulder, he knew he would not be able to get away with it. His frustration with that situation was probably the reason he cussed at you. Either that or maybe he has Tourette's.
To your last story: The guy was angry because you were in the way of his unsuccessful stealing.
I just woke up and my dyslexia and gayness worked together and I read "the gay" lol
I can only imagine that being the case or he thought that R/ would be the one doing the check out for him.
@@theroyaltyofgaming2254 the gay is coming. THE GAY IS COMING! lol
@@theroyaltyofgaming2254 Pissed because rSlash didn't notice/reciprocate flirting?
@@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber Idk man just thought it was funny lol
I’ve worked in retail and food service my whole life, and the best lesson I’ve ever learned is that once you accept that everyone is stupid, life gets a hell of a lot less frustrating.
Out of order sign:
Karen: *That sign can't stop me because I can't read*
🤣
This might be actually true xd
Its like seeing russianbadger episode of heavy flamer space marine
Wassup, I'm Jared, I'm 19 and i never fucking learned how to read.
I swear people can't read it just plain ignore anything with words. I work at a small family restaurant who doesn't take cards. We have signs everywhere. In the ice cream window, right in front of their face, on the Front door when they come in and on the inside register when they pay. We also have our hours up everywhere and people still say late and will ask when it's a half hour or so after we were supposed to close when we close. It's sucks because we're not supposed to kick anyone out or rush them. Even if they are just sitting there talking. We also have a sign on the window that tells people to knock if we don't see them. Sometimes they knock, sometimes they just stand there and will wait until they finally see the sign and knock. Also, it's really annoying when we're busy at the window and that there are plenty of other people out there waiting to either be serviced or waiting for their food and ice cream and someone who hasn't been waited on yet knocks. Another thing is that we have a screen between the outside and the window we slide, while there's a window right next to it without the screen. You would think ' I should knock on the window without the screen' right? No, people will try and knock on the screen or the small ledge outside, or the building itself and then get mad when we don't hear them. We even put the sign to knock on the window that they should knock on. People are so stupid and annoying.
Ps sorry for the rant. I've worked as a waitress too long there.
That last story.... every time I hear stories like that, I immediately feel extremely embarrassed because that’s exactly how my mother acts. I can not express how truly apologetic I am to people that have had to deal with her and those like her.
"Just weigh my hand or something!!!"
"Alrighty, wait right here while I get the cleaver."
HA! XD
I can just imagine the look on Karen's face.
A POUND OF FLESH! (Merchant of venice reference)
Arnold Schwarzenegger in Terminator 2 movie.
T-800: No need. I'll take it off myself (gets his knife and removed his own hand)
The lady didn’t even want to buy anything. She just kept taking her kids there for a free snack
That's a hidden benefit of the coronavirus. You get to nip that in the bud.
@@jasondyrkacz8270 what's funny is it still happens ~
I'm still struggling to understand what she thought would happen when she pressed her hand really hard on the scale. Like what was her plan there?
@@donnyshields4450 Maybe she thought she'd be able to break it? Then again, that'd make her actually pay even more due to destruction of property in addition to the bananas her children ate, but that is just the IQ level of a Karen for you.
@@donnyshields4450 She was trying to make a mess.
The one about the gas can is why I stand and stare at the customer when they ask a stupid question...
Like their stupidity rubs off on me
I knew a friend who would just repeat exactly what the customer said if it was really stupid like this until they finally realized they are an idiot for asking the question. He would occasionally reword it a bit, but usually just reaffirmed their question.
That's like asking what the number is for 911.
To add. I literally had a woman call today cause her bank did a preauthorization charge and when I told her it was her bank and it'd go back after a couple days she exclaimed "BUT MY BANK DOESNT DO THAT"
So I'm like, fuck it, manager can deal with you in the morning
I agree that this woman is dense but actually a 2 gal can does hold more than 2 gallons -- at least mine does. They holds about 2 & 1/4 gallons. 🤔
Karen glaring at the out of order pump: "I want to speak to your MANAGER!"
Karen: Rips off "Out of Order" sign probably not wanting to wait
Pump: Doesn't work
*Angry Karen Noises*
Karen: Talks to OP
OP: Do you have stoopid
No it’s ‘do you are have stupid’
Meow, meow, stupid, meow?
Lol she does
Volcanic Gaming no it’s do you are have the stoopid
It's not stoopid it's stupid you are very stuppid
I had a customer ask me once. Lady: "hey, this is a 36 pack of eggs, do you have anything smaller?" the 36 packs are two 18 packs plastic wrapped together. I look over at the dairy door next to it at the 18 packs... Me: "yes, right next to it is the 18 packs." She proceeds to take the 18 pack out. Takes a moment to think, looks up to me and asks... Lady: "Should I get two of them?" Now it's my turn to take a moment and think... I try to explain to her that the 36 packs are two 18 packs, and she can make a choice considering the brand and or the price... She looked at me again for a moment... then smiled as if it dawned on her. Lady: "Thank you!"
Passed my driver's test then get to listen to some Rslash, what a great start to the day!
Congrats
Congrats!
Congrats dude!
Pff. That's very easy my husband can do it
Congrats
The guy was probably mad at you for watching and making sure he wouldn’t steal
*Out of order pump is "Out of Order"*
Karen: *"Wait, that's illegal."*
I don't know if she is a 'Karen', she didn't throw a fit or try to give OP a hard time. She just seems genuinely clueless. Dealing with stupid people can be annoying, but not nearly as bad as dealing with mean and entitled people.
I worked for at a petrol station for a couple of years and I can confirm that people are idiots. I've watched people move cones when we are having a delivery then look at you in confusion when the pump doesn't work or the guy who ran out of petrol and tried to fill up a plastic carrier bag with fuel because he refused to buy a can and then shouted at me and demanded I pay for his trainers after the bag gave way or the woman who told me that the pipes on our pumps were too short so I suggested that she park closer and the amazement on her face when it worked.
ImaNerdANDaGeek see i know how to handle angry and mean people. Stupid people you just dont know what to do with them
I never said that how rude making up lies well my brother is a police officer and I can get you ARRESTED
@@Karen-kl7yc Whatever you say Karen, lol
After hearing rSlash tell his Subway story again, I realized that in 25 years or so he is going to be that grandpa who is always retelling the same 'Well back in my day...' stories over and over again. But that's ok because he will make one AWESOME grandpa!
i hope on his will he sells the house and the valuables and just gives his family copies of all of his rslash vids.
Karen: i cant read, so this sign does not affect me
I never did that why are you lieing
My lord... that gas station story was so ungodly stupid I feel like I facepalmed through my head.
a Karen who doesn’t even bother count her ziplock of coins???
‘Jackie-Chan Face’
No, that's the plebian check out worker's job. /s
She really didn't really want the plant, she just wanted someone to count the coins for her. After they were counted she would have found an excuse to not buy anything and leave.
Go use a damn coinstar, dumb bit
@@OneLilSpark That's what I do when I have a full cup of coins. I mean, true, it takes out a certain percentage, but that makes up for the time I save not counting it all out. Plus, it's just extra money anyway.
Andrew Laino I count it.
Hearing that you got out of the same job I'm doing actually gives me hope. Obviously focusing a ton of time and energy on stuff is the main, but knowing there's hope gives me a certain strength I need.
"I saw it cheaper at that place. So you must sell it to me cheaper!"
No. You must go to that other place and buy it there and stop bothering me.
For 1-2$ difference yeahs, but a 15$ markup idk butt where im from we have laws for that
yes/no…price matching is common but only if verified and only if not on sale elsewhere.
Karen: *rips off sign from broken gas pump*
Pump: *doesn't work*
Karen: *surprised Pikachu face*
7:34 I was glad to hear that she caught on and just laughed it off. And I thought, "Oh, this customer doesn't sound that bad." Then I remembered what voice she is in.
"What voice she is in" 😂😂😂 exaaactllyy. We cant get our hopes up
When my grandma would bring my uncle to the grocery store when he was little and she grabbed a bunch of bananas, he almost always ate the whole bunch by the time they got the register. He’d eat them straight off the bunch, so they were all still together by the end. Luckily, they lived in a fairly small town and knew the managers/cashiers well enough that no one was upset. I think they just calculated based on the average price.
Once I walked past a couple of girls looking at fish when one asks the other: "What's the difference between skinless and skin-on?" I quickly walked around the corner and started laughing.
Also we were late to stopping at a grocery store, the hours were clear to see nobody in the parking lot, and a few employees cleaning inside... my friend tells me to drive up so he can ask if they're open, I told him no they are clearly closing, he said itll be quick. I'm like fine, he gets out, knocks on the automatic door and asks if their open.. no... I told him again it was a waste of time, as he replied, "I just wanted to ask" x.x it peves me so much.
In her defence: she could've meant this: "What is the difference between these - like besides the fact one is skinless and one isn't?". I would ask a question like this - but I would mean this - that what's the difference aside from skinless, is skinless a code word for something else I am unaware of? :))
In a swimming pool changing room:
Guy 1 -My watch is water proof up to 200m
Guy 2 - is that length or depth?
I walked past a couple of homeless people in Seattle and overheard this BEAUTIFUL exchange.
They were talking about Mexican food and one of them brought up taco meat.
She said, "Yeah, they put the taco seasonings IN the meat. It's the most revolutionary thing!"
The guy she was talking to just stared at her like she was crazy.
@Skunk Ape Oh, I can agree with that 100%!!!
To be honest, the answer to that question isn’t really that obvious.
I’m mean what even is a skinless fish, does that mean what I think it mean? Does skinless mean something other than a fish that doesn’t have skin? Cause that doesn’t make any sense to me. How can a fish not have skin, or any animal for that matter? If skinless means something other than the fish literally having no skin, then I’d probably also ask what the difference is.
My store used to not have asset protection because we “weren’t big enough” and the theft we would get is ridiculous. Like people straight up loading carts in front of associates and walking out. We also get a lot of receipt theft but at least that takes some planning and effort for them.
OH MY GOD.
The first one reminds me so much of my situation at work. I work at a Lowes and the panel saw is broken. We have signs up all over it while we wait for repairs and people just ignore the signs and press the button to call for someone to help cut! So I have to go over and tell them as nice as I can that it's broken and make the signs more apparent! Christ, I swear people didn't pass 2nd grade sometimes.
Gas station workers: They never watched Sesame Street either.
Can we salute every retail worker or past retail worker for actually dealing with really rude people thank you
Karen: ThE pUmP dOeSn’T wOrK
Employee: It says out of order
Karen: BuT i CaN’t ReAd, It’S yOuR fAuLt
Karens have brains 2 times smaller than atoms
Relax I messed with the story
I changed it to make it actually funny
@Devon Orr stop being so serious jesus
This cannot stop me because I can’t read!
I relate too much to the first story now because I keep seeing SO MANY PEOPLE move the cones and Out of Service bags off of broken pumps
I love listening to these stories and your voice makes it so much Better
Right!? The laugh at 7:26 is so funny 😂😂😂
Agreed. I've listened to other channels but this is the best cause he does different voices.
16:10 omg what did you do🤣
I feel you, it’s one of those things you never forget and will wonder why forever....
wow retail workers need more money to go through this stuff
I agree.
@@hopelightninstrikem8167 indeed
Retail and fast food workers do indeed need more pay for the abuse they have to endure
I agree. I’ve worked retail for five years (luckily, thanks to Italian laws, we had an OK paycheck), but the level of patience required is crazy. They should all get more than decent pay.
Hope Meyer yes we do 😪
2 gallons of gas for 4.34?
Thats CRAZY cheap.
That's 7.5 liters. Makes about 60 cents a liter
I pay almost triple that price....
I love how people go to the store that has more expensive prices and complain about them
my complant to r/slash: why can't she go to the mall?!
because thay're closed due to covid-19 DUH!!!
I’m so unbelievably happy that you stood up for civil rights ❤️ you’re a gem.
R/ : "I have a bidet"
Ah, i see you are a man of culture
They are a wonderful invention... that for some reason my wife refuses to be cultured enough to use.
@@Culvey Somehow the concept of washing your butt with your hands fails to be understood. Of course, it's still best using TP before using it, for better results
When I'm older I'm buy one
@@Mekmassimochannel wouldn't it be better to clean it with a bidet then wipe it dry with TP?
@@benjiro8793 frm South East Asia here, we use both a bidet and toilet paper to dry. How does ppl walk around with wet underwear all day is beyond me.
I’m glad they banned banana lady from the store
When I hear rslash say welcome to (insert a subreddit) I know it will be good!
Same
I'm gonna cry over the second gas station one, bless her heart! 😭 Who let her out into the adult world? I'm just imagining Karen Smith from Mean Girls
Everyone: **buys a bunch of toilet paper**
Everyone else: **buys hand sanitizer**
Me: WHY!
My theory on this is that people thought that everything would close and that ”Essential worker” woulden’t be a thing, and they just stocked up on these things before stores closed.
It's less why, more "why so much". We bought two medium packs of expensive toilet paper [all the cheap ones were gone] when the virus was just starting to spread, and we just recently opened the second pack. Those people will be using their toilet paper till they die
Limi V That I’m not sure. But maybe some families go through it much faster. Once we had some family friends staying over, two adults and three very young kids at the time, and I was confused where all the toilet paper in my bathroom went. Somehow in just this one bathroom (so not including the other bathrooms in the house or anywhere out and about) they used a roll a day. I have no clue why.
@@flamingsickle Some people just do it for fun, one time I went to shoppers for a single bag of tp(there were none) then this older lady(maybe about 60) comes to the cash with a cart FULL of tp, not just 3 or 4 bags, there were like 10 in her cart. She was told she could only get 2 and she started going "oh but I NEED to get some for my sons faamilyyyy!"
Cashier: "Look, you can't just buy as many as you want, your son can get his own for his family."
Lady: "but his wife is preeegnantttt!"
Cashier: "your sons WIFE is pregnant, not him. He can still go buy tp"
Lady, now angry: "fine! I'm not buying from you!"
As a plant lover person, I totally get plant seller OP's story. Plants are nice, but ruining entitled customers chance at getting them (and ensuring their care is the best one they could get) is far more rewarding than just getting themwith no story behind .
I used to work in a big nursery/ greenhouse complex and bought plants out if spite too. People bought stuff and killed it by overwater or under watering and got mad we didn't refund.
My boss had a huge sign. Plants are alive and thriving when you buy them we are not responsible for how you treat them when you get them home. Lol
Karen: *looks at the out of order sign* this sign won’t stop me because I can’t read!
Excuse me I did not do that YOU BTAT
Karen BTAT 😂
@@loganthompson5961 Shut up
1) THE SPEAKER EFFECT !!! LEGEND
2) for the final story, the dude probably wanted to steal but you were there and he knew he couldn't in front of you. I bet you could have heard him mumbling during the check-out lol
who’s also binge watching rslash in quarantine?
I do! I have almost watched all 69 of his r/choosing beggar story’s
Weird Person sameeee
I killed a cat today because of anger :D
And im proud of it
Absolutely! Even went back to watch older videos
@@djpvp9086 ok
that grocery store one made my blood boil. people are such assholes and I can completely see this happening. Good on that manager for sticking up for their employee
instead of My Kids DESERVE Free Food! my brain processed it as My Kids DESERVE your kidney!
"I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."
That's tomorrow's episode.
The lady with the 2-gallon gas can was one of the funniest things I've heard! Made my day!
No one:
Karen's when they need to pull a Yugioh level attack:
*_EXCUSEEEE MEEE_*
try pulling out a uno reverse card next
*Reads that in a Vickie Guerrero Voice*
What if a karan was a pokemon her best attack EXCUSSSSSEEE MEEEEEEE second best attack WHEEERREES YOUR MANAGER
What's a pokemon you shouldn't be doing drugs
@@Karen-kl7yc oh a pokemon is a game
Former gas station employee here. I can easily vouch for both gas station stories as both of those have happened to me many times...
My hubby spoils me and helps me by keeping my jeep full of gas but occasionally I do have to buy my own and pump it lol I swear going in the door to pay i look at my jeep/pump 3 times to remember the frigging pump number only to get to the front of the line and forget in a minute! Luckily where I grab gas has big windows and I can keep checking. Its like a bizarre mind wipe game lol
I listen to Rslash every morning while getting ready
Same
For what...
AND I WATCH RSLASH WHEN I NEED TO SLEEP SO SATISFYING
Me too!! I enjoy his voice!!
Same! His voice in the morning is sooooo soothing
Most people : has toilet paper
Rslash : has a bidet
Me : laughs with sand paper
I love how everyone is acting like they saw the whole video when the video was posted 7mins ago
I know right?
Yes
Cool
Literally no one is acting like that lol.
Good
The audio edit of you asking for a manager to the front...
It's a small detail, but expertly executed. It made my day. Subscribed, and thanks for that.
Karens when they realize stuff costs money: *WHAT!?*
"My car is the white one." Which white one? "The one that is mine."
Karen : *Tries to Pay less for the Bananas* Just weight my hand or something.
Also Karen : *Proceeds to Hammer Slam the Scales*
I always wonder how some entitled parents give their children snacks/drinks/any type of food before paying. It's retarded and beyond stupid.
I think she might have been trying to break the scale? Which obviously she isn't strong enough to do.
Or she's straight up stupid.
@@vanjatanevski962 Actually, some customers are kind enough to honor the system! My mom, when I was younger, gave me a pop (or soda, if that's what you say) and said I could drink it in the store. Well, I finished it before checkout. When we got up there, she told me to give her the empty bottle, and she scanned it all the same. She is also diabetic, so sometimes, she needed a snack while shopping (she started eating at home before she went shopping after a while). But she would always pay for it when she got up front.
But, then there are people who, yes, feed their children or themselves and then leave the empty packaging on a shelf or something. I'll often find empty food cups (popcorn chicken or shrimp) lying around at the store I work at. Sometimes it'll be a gatorade, or an empty can of pop or energy drink. Sometimes it'll be out of a pack of bottles/cans. Who knows?
I'd have just calculated as if each banana was a pound. Make her pay the a**hole tax.
Petition for r/slash to setup a p.o. box so we can send him noisy af toys for Yugo so we get more puppy bloopers
I'm crazy early and there's already 26 comments! I hope everyone has a wonderful day 😊
Thank you for shopping and have a nice day -ur manager was so calm about that-
12:48 BaNaNa PeElS iN ThEyRe lApS-Op 2020
Lmao
Ty R Slash. You make each day so much better.
I finished college for the year so I’m just chilling watching rSlash
16:13
I think that guy was trying to steal, but you were there watching him, so he got angry at you for stopping him from not having to pay...
"THIS IS BAD CUSTOMER SERVICE!"
"no, this is dad"
"Daddy?"
"I'm a woman..."
"My parents were lesbians"
"Then how the fu- you know what, whatever"
BRO, DUDE, RSLASH, the bidet doesn't exclude toilet paper! D:
trust me, I'm Italian
Seriously, using a bidet without tp is like spraying windex and then just leaving it on the window, without wiping it off
Wow I didn’t realise how many people can be “first” 😂
theres an infinite number of people who are first smh
First to comment on this comment.
@@athenagreen5390 No
Second
Third
As a plant-head, I can admit that impulse buying is a requisite characteristic of any horticulturist.
Satire: “Well if you have a bidet, I want it from you. You see, I’m a single mother and I neeeeeeeed it. Besides, I would need it more than youuuuu. I’ll send you my address so you can send it to me by the end of this week. Thaaaaaanks.”
"Yeah, go ahead and push harder please, we will gain more money this way!" xD
Bruh I’ve lived in California my whole life and never seen gas that cheap
Im in Washington, so i know your pain
Same tho. For a second I went "why is she complaining about that price??"
For real
never ceases to frustrate me how people will sit and argue about prices til you relent just to get them out....
If this lady is complaining about gas prices I want to see her reaction when she buys a full tank of diesel fuel
YES
Or now when gas is over 3 bucks most places
That effect you added at 13:50 was a nice touch.
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UA-cam... stop drinking...
Ikr
Not funny. Didn't laugh
I started viewing it 7 seconds after it was posted so I was viewing it at that point.
UA-cam is always drinking
ItsMeme O’Clock no UA-cam has to stop passing out 😪😴😱😵
I work at a restaurant. The amount of people that say “yes” when I ask what toppings they’d like on their potato or how they want their steak cooked is boggling.
Sign: out of order
Karen: if i move this sign and use it, it will magically be fixed and be back in order. i'M sOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO sMaRt
Karen: I am so smart. I am so smart. S-M-R-T, oops, I meant S-M-A-R-T.
I worked at a local home and garden center chain for 4 years, and man, people try all kinds of crap to get their plants and trees for less. I totally get buying things out of spite on your break.
Customer: "A pound of meat, please."
Me: "Which kind of meat?"
Customer: "Turkey."
Me: "Which kind of turkey?"
Customer: "Regular."
Me: "Which kind of regular?"
Customer: "Regular regular."
Me: "I don't know which kind you mean."
Customer: "The good kind."
Me: "They're all good, sir."
Customer: "The kind my wife gets."
Me: "I don't know which kind your wife gets."
Customer: "She's the blonde."
Me: "I don't know who you mean."
Customer: "The blonde who shops here."
Me: "I don't know who that is."
Customer: "Just give me turkey, man."
Me: "Which kind?"
Customer: "You pick the kind you like."
Me: "I don't eat turkey."
Customer: "I'm shopping somewhere else."
Me: "All right, have a mind-blowingly wonderful day."
“$4.34 is so high for 2 gallons of gas!”
stares in 2023
“I hope you have a day/night as pleasant as you are!” Done
I once had a customer ask "does Ice come already frozen?"
I once had a customer rush into an ice cream parlor, where I worked, out of breath, and hurriedly ask if we sold ice cream while leaning on a giant freezer full of ice cream not an inch in front of him.
I literally didn't know what to say.
He then blushed and literally ran away.
🤷
@@ImNotaRussianBot I just... what even are some of these people
"high end athletic flip flops"
Did I read that right? Are we all really just gonna ignore that??
I just recalled the toilet paper panic
And I’m so overjoyed that someone had avoided it by finding the magic of the bidet
Everyone: panic buys toilet paper
Muslims: uses water to wash
Everyone: (shocked)
Orion Milan not really, do you know any other cultures that use water to wash? If so I’d love to hear which ones
Japanese toilets and Bidets?
@@project1002 japan... they have fancy bidets, some models can blow dry your butt. they have toilet paper in the stall so you can avoid touching the Flush handle/button
and most cultures in malayan archipelago, many are muslim but not all.
@@project1002 wait, you don't all use water to wash your butt?
I never used toilet paper. I just wash it with water then wash my hands with soap. It's more environmentally friendly
"Manger to the Front Please." made me so hoppy!
Hey Rslash are you okay? You don’t seem as passionate as you did when you had a smaller channel. Sorry if im wrong. The world is just so messed up rn. Hope your doing fine
I was thinking that too he does sound a little tired
dope dasya yeah i had watched a few of his older videos and he seemed more exited. Also maybe he’s a bit tired of having a consistently having to post one everyday.
Fox ya it does
@@doreo4166 I do think he's probably pretty tired having to do the Karen voice every day lol
I didn't notice that, I hope that he can give himself a break. It can certainly be tiring after doing this for over a year
I can tell you exactly why he cussed you out. He was trying to steal something and knew you would catch him at it lol. Good job 🤣
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@@idkman700 Oh yeah you okay bro?
G A N G G A N G
Ayyyyyyyy
16:24 I remember a customer complain to my manager about something so minor, you'll go to jail if you hit it. Not being so subtle about wanting to cause bodily harm to me, good luck I have pepper spray, a stun gun, and a friend in law enforcement on speed dial
Dont worry there is another story.
$4.34 for 2 gallons? That’s high?! Lady is nuts. People would kill for that now. Where gas is $5-8/gallon
I was thinking this exact thing lol!
Hello
You are first!
You’re first
First name Trygg lmao wtf do you just routinely do this?
You are the actual first person
Great job
That Gas jug conversation was the retail version of "Who's on first?"
Hello!! Early birds
Hello hooman
😁 Good morning, everyone got their coffee
Every time I hear/read grocery store stories from Reddit I know if it's from the EU or America. I've worked on and off as well as frequently gone shopping and have NEVER had anything quite as wild as those
Second,
Early gang!
booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
5th
Tales from retail are always one of my favorite topics read by you!