Man-made horrors beyond Toyota's comprehension

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  • @troysbucket
    @troysbucket 28 днів тому +438

    Fatherless figures, a void in their core,
    Yearn for a 240, a legend in 2024.
    But reality bites, with a wallet that's tight,
    A clapped-out FRS, their only delight.
    With anime waifu’s plastered on every side,
    Stance gone wrong, from bodykits so wide.
    Following trends, with a follower's mind,
    Lost in the hype, leaving the true passion behind.

  • @maehorn22
    @maehorn22 28 днів тому +387

    The intro hurts 😭

    • @samholdsworth420
      @samholdsworth420 28 днів тому

      Some people like getting stepped on in the 🥜 with high heels 👠

    • @samholdsworth420
      @samholdsworth420 28 днів тому

      Like getting your 🥜 stepped on with 👠

    • @TheRambossss
      @TheRambossss 28 днів тому +22

      This entire video hurts

    • @Clarity199
      @Clarity199 28 днів тому

      Boner

    • @NEEDbacon
      @NEEDbacon 27 днів тому +5

      Has some "Kenny Blankenship's Most Painful Elimination of the DAY" vibes.

  • @failosaurus6764
    @failosaurus6764 28 днів тому +346

    You know that first car's owner smells like cheese.

  • @reboundkyle8435
    @reboundkyle8435 28 днів тому +198

    Holy shit dude watching this car for 10 whole minutes to see that it has 74,000 miles is the greatest punchline you could ask for.

    • @Reddsoldier
      @Reddsoldier 21 день тому +16

      How the fuck does a car end up like that in 74k?
      Are US miles like dog years or something?

    • @devandrasimanjuntak1646
      @devandrasimanjuntak1646 21 день тому +5

      @@Reddsoldiersports cars tend to fetch lower mileage.
      I’ve seen an NB Miata with only 12,000 km go up for sale. Probably got locked in a freezer at one point 😅

    • @Reddsoldier
      @Reddsoldier 20 днів тому

      @@devandrasimanjuntak1646 My GT86 is on 110k miles and aside from some stone chips is fairly mint and has had zero major issues. Then again here in the UK they were pretty much ONLY bought by enthusiasts who'd done their shopping (they sold like 3). But it means most of them have been looked after.

    • @PulsatingShadow
      @PulsatingShadow 12 днів тому

      The shame started to set in after 50k coinciding with a marked decline in the owner's testosterone.

    • @Clooger-
      @Clooger- 11 днів тому

      ​@Reddsoldier Nah, the owner is just a dipshit

  • @Paisles
    @Paisles 28 днів тому +120

    The beeping with the slamming of the ramshackle lambo doors is sending me 😂😂😂💀

    • @henlo1910
      @henlo1910 28 днів тому +6

      we bringing ramshackle back?

    • @Paisles
      @Paisles 28 днів тому +8

      @@henlo1910 Yeyee!

    • @hinoramei7733
      @hinoramei7733 28 днів тому +18

      @@Paisles people on instagram get mad as shit when I call their clapped out cars ramshackle, jalopy or hoopty. I love these terms.

    • @Paisles
      @Paisles 28 днів тому

      @@hinoramei7733 lmao! Yesss I use those as well lmfao. They are super effective 😂🤝🤝

    • @Paisles
      @Paisles 28 днів тому

      @@hinoramei7733 Derelict is another good one 🤝😆

  • @pbourdon231
    @pbourdon231 28 днів тому +91

    The car in the intro looks like what one of my 7th graders would dream up for their first car. $100 says the owner had broccoli hair.

    • @caboose6411
      @caboose6411 25 днів тому +5

      I looked up their Snapchat and they had a post with them in it. They were a trailer park white dude.

    • @Clooger-
      @Clooger- 11 днів тому +1

      ​@@caboose6411Why am I not surprised

  • @Blitzkrieg_Wolf
    @Blitzkrieg_Wolf 28 днів тому +64

    I saw the thumbnail for the video and thought "Nah, that's not that bad... these guys are just hating", then I saw the video... I take it back, you guys are right again.

    • @TopClips7777
      @TopClips7777 28 днів тому +6

      /o/ is always right

    • @Syncopia
      @Syncopia 27 днів тому +6

      Respect all builds has been a mistake

    • @CCFPuchii
      @CCFPuchii 26 днів тому +6

      We’re never wrong

    • @metallicarabbit
      @metallicarabbit 6 днів тому

      i don't always agree with the guys, but i agree with a enough to find them entertaining. But this FRS was a new level of bad.... the cherry was it only has 74k miles.... like WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!

  • @CLK944
    @CLK944 28 днів тому +48

    that first frs needs to be plastered with biohazard stickers

  • @dk66683
    @dk66683 28 днів тому +37

    you know you fucked up when CCF makes a whole ass video on your car....

  • @StxnceUK
    @StxnceUK 28 днів тому +45

    I just know the inside of that frs REEKS

  • @aaaabababa
    @aaaabababa 28 днів тому +24

    what fucks me up abotu this stuff is that, to me, a BRZ and GT86 are still a fairly modern car and they start off at liek 10k in my country, so seeing one rolled matt black with crappy dorrs and a whole lot of fuckery going on with every part of the car is just a really weird thing to me, like, it's barely 10 years old, how tf can someone fuck a 10 year old car up that badly and to that extent?

    • @AlphaFlight
      @AlphaFlight 27 днів тому +2

      The brz is what the civic wanted to be . Supreme rice

  • @StxnceUK
    @StxnceUK 28 днів тому +92

    The state of that FRS 😭

    • @deathgaming3086
      @deathgaming3086 28 днів тому

      This FRS is like definition if aids or a unfinatioally irresponsible person, this car would be the definition or a hillbilly Japanese Man xd

    • @mechwarrior13
      @mechwarrior13 28 днів тому +10

      Yea as a GT86 owner, im crying inside. My engine bay still looks new.

    • @deathgaming3086
      @deathgaming3086 28 днів тому +3

      @mechwarrior13 bro that's engine bay was cancer

    • @johnobrien8773
      @johnobrien8773 28 днів тому

      🎶 runaway train 🎶
      🎶 never coming back 🎶

  • @justinpogue1257
    @justinpogue1257 28 днів тому +34

    lmfao on that last BRZ the fucking sticker on the gauge cluster is strategically hiding the check engine light

  • @BigIndividual
    @BigIndividual 28 днів тому +12

    10:12 The random Led Zeppelin song is the cherry on top

  • @R3ddyyg
    @R3ddyyg 24 дні тому +5

    The pedals of the first car look like logitech g920 pedals...

  • @iamflat
    @iamflat 28 днів тому +12

    I think seeing the odometer was the most painful part.

  • @john_toss
    @john_toss 28 днів тому +34

    First my favorite racist podcaster that talks about the Internet streams. And now CCF uploads a video? Today is a good day

  • @jimmythompson9958
    @jimmythompson9958 28 днів тому +10

    I can confirm the shift knob isn't greasy. Mine looks like that and when you said that I physically went outside to see if it would wipe off... it's cheap leather and it's just wear... sorry net gear love you

    • @carfriendsimulator9981
      @carfriendsimulator9981 27 днів тому +2

      Get soapy water and a toothbrush and scrub it and check back with me

    • @ZCFHUAfhnvjf
      @ZCFHUAfhnvjf 27 днів тому

      @@carfriendsimulator9981 @jimmythompson9958 im waiting too

    • @jimmythompson9958
      @jimmythompson9958 21 день тому +1

      @@carfriendsimulator9981 I've tried everything. It's not gunk it's cheap leather that's been hit with a lot of sun and a lot of shifting. It's not clean able, the shiny outside of the leather is literally just gone lol

    • @carfriendsimulator9981
      @carfriendsimulator9981 21 день тому

      @@jimmythompson9958 RIP

  • @cavemandan543210
    @cavemandan543210 28 днів тому +11

    It pains me to imagine the inevitable future where these are as clapped as the s13s

  • @Jameszi_
    @Jameszi_ 28 днів тому +17

    That intro reminds me of my life after my wife left me and took the kids

  • @hinoramei7733
    @hinoramei7733 28 днів тому +6

    The 86 platform's reputation as a clapmobile definitely precedes it. Even my normie friends that aren't into car culture but want a fun car get scared when I bring them up as something to check out.

  • @sonofagroove
    @sonofagroove 28 днів тому +11

    W Puchii for the Celebrity Deathmatch reference

  • @tyretear1263
    @tyretear1263 24 дні тому +5

    16:09 "if I custom make an exhaust it's not gonna be straight thru, it's gonna be gay thru" *"on god"*
    god bless this blunt rotation

  • @ForelliBoy
    @ForelliBoy 28 днів тому +4

    the "pedal commander" is its own horror story from what i've seen too

  • @EyeMWing
    @EyeMWing 17 днів тому +2

    To my eternal shame, I sold my 2013 BRZ for like $2000 back in 2019. Mind, it had north of a quarter million miles on it. I bought a new WRX. I thought it was going to be better. It was not.
    I sold the WRX to a dealer in 2020 for more than it cost new, so hey.

  • @nsncxd
    @nsncxd 26 днів тому +3

    14:42 nothing makes me drive safer than the first 60mph of my speedometer being blocked.

  • @itsmileyy
    @itsmileyy 28 днів тому +8

    Good thing I was already on the toilet because that FRS gave me violent explosive diarrhea

  • @Asvp_Chamoy
    @Asvp_Chamoy 28 днів тому +6

    any base model camry or civic will have atleast one anime sticker on the back window

  • @FirstFamilyCharger
    @FirstFamilyCharger 28 днів тому +8

    An insidious “Ya wanna see some more?” is this whole channel.

  • @johnobrien8773
    @johnobrien8773 28 днів тому +9

    "This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!"

  • @chrisromo8449
    @chrisromo8449 28 днів тому +5

    14:05 intro to feel good by gorillaz

  • @sneekeruk
    @sneekeruk 28 днів тому +2

    12:55 You missed The towing eye and the writing on the windscreen from either the salvage auctions or the impound lot :D

  • @DeadBaron
    @DeadBaron 22 дні тому +1

    The gauge of that grounding cable is practically the same gauge for what they use on POWER LINES, wtf lmao

  • @x_Skeleton_x
    @x_Skeleton_x 28 днів тому +2

    Best intro lmao. I can FEEL the crunch.

  • @anthonyrausch5708
    @anthonyrausch5708 27 днів тому +2

    1:21 - Little Tree - *kill me*
    4:12 - “WTF” in the “FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER”????? Am i looking at……
    4:57 - Autobots “DISASSEMBLE”…….
    7:31 - Just “CRUSH IT” please; it’s “SUFFERED ENOUGH”…….
    9:51 - 9:53 - 😂WHAMMY😂
    10:36 - 10:48 - 😂😂DOUBLE WHAMMY😂😂

  • @elt9867
    @elt9867 28 днів тому +2

    “REAL TRAP SHIT!” You guys are real ones for that. Lol

  • @spliffburger
    @spliffburger 28 днів тому +8

    Bro the first dudes snapchat stories are even worse

    • @chevyrulez4762
      @chevyrulez4762 28 днів тому +2

      what's his snap

    • @AudiRSAvant
      @AudiRSAvant 28 днів тому

      @@chevyrulez4762says on his rear bumper

    • @Chromeize
      @Chromeize 28 днів тому +1

      ​@@chevyrulez4762 it's on the bottom of his POS's bumper below the middle finger transformers sticker, I refuse to say the name though 🤣

    • @chevyrulez4762
      @chevyrulez4762 28 днів тому +2

      @@Chromeize lol I saw it. the worst part is I knew a guy who had a car just like this but it was a civic and he looks identical.

  • @SegwayBossk
    @SegwayBossk 28 днів тому +3

    Damn son, where'd you find this?

  • @sadrhogollsodia9505
    @sadrhogollsodia9505 27 днів тому +2

    Damn son! Where'd ya find this?

  • @apollo7557
    @apollo7557 27 днів тому +1

    I’ve never seen a car that straight up looks like it has a disease. That intro changed me.

  • @one-se5kl
    @one-se5kl 28 днів тому +4

    This is AIDs on wheels

  • @TobeWilsonNetwork
    @TobeWilsonNetwork 28 днів тому +1

    1:10 I got Hepatitis B from looking too closely at the stickers

  • @dust_gale3108
    @dust_gale3108 28 днів тому +2

    Bro you don't want to shine UV light on there

  • @jervaisn3691
    @jervaisn3691 18 днів тому +1

    Intro is hard ASF. 0:53

  • @geerat1205
    @geerat1205 27 днів тому +1

    Damn, Papa Atlas went in HARD on em in this one. 😂😂

  • @mechwarrior13
    @mechwarrior13 28 днів тому +10

    I drive a newer GT86, its oem+ with some track time, and i hate seeing such a good starter platform getting just completly shitted on by teenagers because its the only "cool" car they can afford 😑

    • @nathanwhite2293
      @nathanwhite2293 28 днів тому +2

      Isn't a "good starter platform" exactly what these kids need?

    • @mechwarrior13
      @mechwarrior13 28 днів тому +3

      For track days, this car was made for sending it. How many stanced boys do you see on the track? I have up to 3 degrees of camber, but its for gripping corners. You have no idea what this car is capable of hence no idea why we feel like its such a tragedy when people ruin this car for clout. Rant over.

    • @hinoramei7733
      @hinoramei7733 28 днів тому +4

      @@mechwarrior13 same mindset with me and the Z/G platform since I'm a Nissiniti boi. The G cars especially aren't the fastest land-borne objects in the known universe but that doesn't mean you have to fuck the car up to serve another purpose. Same with these 86s, and even things like Miatas. They're grand touring cars, I wish people would stop fucking them up for clout and just drive them.

    • @mechwarrior13
      @mechwarrior13 28 днів тому +3

      @@hinoramei7733 yea bro for sure ive seen some fast track-prepped G37S and 350/70z, they are waaay faster than me. Also the VQ can sound good, but most people go with the cheapest exhaust they can get. Its a shame because your platform is probably the most hated on of all the japanese cars lol

    • @billykidman2091
      @billykidman2091 26 днів тому +1

      They're cars, and cars that are not yours. Who honestly gives a shit lol.

  • @xFrust
    @xFrust 28 днів тому +3

    Designers: *sighs in Japanese*

  • @jackblakesley2103
    @jackblakesley2103 28 днів тому +1

    You can find an FRS/BRZ/86 like that at any Manheim dealer auction literally any week

  • @stephen3164
    @stephen3164 27 днів тому +1

    I have THE worst 86 seller story: dude buys a 2013 BRZ Limited 6 speed, alcantara/leather, spoiler, fog lights, factory upgraded stereo, brand new. Drives it gently for 9k miles over 4 years. Garage kept and under a car cover when not driven. Never had food in the car. Never driven in rain. Never hooned. Never drifted. Thing was completely mint like new. Sells it for $19k, with just 9k miles and still under factory drivetrain warranty. Sounds amazing? Yeah it was - for the buyer! For me, the seller, I’m kicking myself every day for the last 8 years! I might have to buy a new one again before they stop building them, and just store it in my garage (I have enough cars to drive as is!). If I do, I won’t sell it for $19k when I need the space!

  • @Mart77
    @Mart77 25 днів тому +2

    This car looks like it would steal it's own catalytic converter and sell it to buy meth.

  • @jonzilla1
    @jonzilla1 12 днів тому

    The bandana handbrake cover is a classic 👌

  • @christopheryou5040
    @christopheryou5040 21 день тому

    My wife has a ‘18 BRZ limited, 6MT, garage kept and bone stock, only work done so far has been consistent oil changes and new tires. Original brakes are still good after 40k miles. Pretty nice car when treated well.

  • @Mustardmartin
    @Mustardmartin 28 днів тому +2

    Blown out side bolster due to my katana holster

  • @user-bd6pe1rp7q
    @user-bd6pe1rp7q 25 днів тому

    Hearing that door slam makes me think of life alert commercials.

  • @scoredbuffalo31
    @scoredbuffalo31 26 днів тому

    That door closing had me on my goddamn death bed.

  • @focussport
    @focussport 22 дні тому +1

    Never trust someone with a slip on steering wheel cover... and all that other stuff.

  • @Caffeinated-DaVinci
    @Caffeinated-DaVinci 6 днів тому

    That shift knob will clean. My current car had a disgusting shift knob like that, thought it was just the material peeling and drove like that for a year and a half. Finally decided to try and clean it just for the hell of it, to my horror it was ALL human gunk from the previous owner.

  • @wosik2001
    @wosik2001 27 днів тому +1

    The best show on the internet.

  • @cuzwhynot1898
    @cuzwhynot1898 27 днів тому

    Closing the door from the inside taking 2 tries was hilarious but seeing it close from the outside killed me 💀💀

  • @dhc8guru
    @dhc8guru 21 день тому

    On the first FRS Did you all notice the dealer key tag? It was probably pristine a week ago.

  • @dhillaz
    @dhillaz 28 днів тому

    16:54 Puchii embodies the spirit of Hank Hill

  • @86themadhatter27
    @86themadhatter27 22 дні тому

    I love how outrageous the first car is. Every sticker is priceless haha

  • @RyanPercival
    @RyanPercival 23 дні тому

    i want that door close as a discord sound right now

  • @eldave178
    @eldave178 28 днів тому

    Lol fresh video I've never been on a vid this early 😂

  • @JanitorScruffy
    @JanitorScruffy День тому

    This dude is on twitter yelling that he isn't weird, she's a 1000 years old wizard who simply looks like an 8 year old.

  • @legendaricjupiter
    @legendaricjupiter 18 днів тому

    the first FR-S only gotten better (worse) as each and every new detail is revealed, and it's definitively one of my favourite abominations this channel has shown

  • @motodude23
    @motodude23 25 днів тому +1

    4:30 got me

  • @BurningRubberNz
    @BurningRubberNz 28 днів тому +1

    Is there any way of coming back from those doors they cut so much to make it "bolt on"

  • @dartology
    @dartology 23 дні тому

    That door close motion and sound is horrific.

  • @joshuatendedeell7344
    @joshuatendedeell7344 26 днів тому

    Honestly celebrity death match is top tier comedy highly recommend

  • @bryanrodarte5205
    @bryanrodarte5205 27 днів тому

    That FRS looks like a $2000 square body, even has the matching wiring

  • @kai8853
    @kai8853 25 днів тому

    grew up loving s chassis got a 19 86 just hit 30k miles ill end up getting other cars but i want to keep that thing forever

  • @deathgaming3086
    @deathgaming3086 28 днів тому

    Bro these car remind of the people that also build up their mustangs with lambo doors nasty

  • @xXYannuschXx
    @xXYannuschXx 18 днів тому

    After seeing this, its a good thing these are going up in price like crazy in EU; stops these people from owning/ruining them.

  • @drift180x
    @drift180x 28 днів тому +1

    Man that first car looks like it’ll give you diseases if you even touch it.

  • @rapidshot3033
    @rapidshot3033 27 днів тому

    10:00 Its like oh nice lambo doors then he’s nah I gotta close it regularly 🤣

    • @AlphaFlight
      @AlphaFlight 25 днів тому +1

      Lambo doors were never nice. Not even on actual lambos.

  • @NSA-admin
    @NSA-admin 24 дні тому +1

    Its been some months since ive watched a video. I remember why i watched now.

  • @slendersyzygy
    @slendersyzygy 28 днів тому +1

    This is the best one yet 😂

  • @kidgiann9152
    @kidgiann9152 28 днів тому

    wow that first frs was so painful poor thing only had 74k miles too

  • @johnpots4181
    @johnpots4181 27 днів тому

    Dude has a literal bridge cable attached to his battery

  • @jackbower8671
    @jackbower8671 28 днів тому

    That brz was probably a dealer trade in

  • @mrburgermaster
    @mrburgermaster 16 днів тому +1

    Some cars live HARD lives.

  • @greenmanmars9520
    @greenmanmars9520 16 днів тому

    This reminds me of my first car under the hood….

  • @ZCFHUAfhnvjf
    @ZCFHUAfhnvjf 27 днів тому +1

    OH MY GOD i know that 2nd blue brz! i delivered pizzas to his neighbors a few times. I always noticed it didnt have an intercooler always thought it was gay as fuck.
    cant believe its THAT much worse than i thought.

    • @nAbPwNeR
      @nAbPwNeR 26 днів тому

      Haha I know the previous owner of the first car. I had no idea how bad it actually was. I've always seen pics of it...but lmao 🤣

  • @Cbgrandtheftauto
    @Cbgrandtheftauto 19 днів тому

    I miss my 13 BRZ. RIP, but I don't miss the note. Back then my monthly payment was like $450/mo 😂 It was blue and I had Ray's gold STi wheels and vinyl wrapped the top gloss black. I did all that and put a whiteline rear sway bar on it withing the first month of owning it.
    When the dickhead turned in front of me and it was totaled, I got all my aftermarket parts off. My STi wheel took the brunt of the force and didn't break! I have it in my shop as a center piece 😂

  • @synapses9973
    @synapses9973 22 дні тому

    This feels like a crime, I refuse to believe anyone older than 17 owned this vehicle.

  • @masongiles8443
    @masongiles8443 7 днів тому

    Y'all keep me from doing so much dumb shit to my Honda Accord thank you!

  • @hellbow.grease
    @hellbow.grease 27 днів тому

    I miss my frs, I’d like to get a hakone one day

  • @timfarnam
    @timfarnam 28 днів тому +1

    lol. I made the clay model for FRS. Haha!

  • @danielescobar7618
    @danielescobar7618 26 днів тому

    That blue brz at under 3k is about the have a severe mechanical issue develop

  • @colhunt76
    @colhunt76 23 дні тому

    It's time to replace my shift boot on my 260Z. I did the Crown Royal bag thing ~15 years ago. It's still on there, and after seeing this, I'm ashamed.

  • @LegoClone17
    @LegoClone17 28 днів тому

    the brz getting the s chassis treatment, finally, i am ready for my daily to be laughed at

  • @kennycrane7050
    @kennycrane7050 27 днів тому

    Crazy how bad you can fuck up a car from 2013.....
    I'm glad I got mine before drift tax starts kicking in

  • @szymoncbortion69
    @szymoncbortion69 28 днів тому +1

    I'm watching this on my TV
    Sent from my Android

  • @Alwayscorrect12
    @Alwayscorrect12 28 днів тому +2

    Oh shit first owner is a blood!

    • @CrispyTurtl3
      @CrispyTurtl3 28 днів тому +1

      Oh how nice of him to be a blood donor 😊

    • @nAbPwNeR
      @nAbPwNeR 26 днів тому

      Not even close 😂

  • @TylerChristoher
    @TylerChristoher 27 днів тому

    He's right that will clean off the shifter.

  • @dannyg1252
    @dannyg1252 28 днів тому

    LMAO thumbnail with the video intro

  • @AJD-LsUp
    @AJD-LsUp 27 днів тому

    I was having a pretty bad morning today until I found this video(ON GOD)
    🙏🏻CCF

  • @AtownCangri
    @AtownCangri 22 дні тому

    Yup, this dude didn't have a daddy growing up, cause my dad would knock me out just for buying an FRS 😂😂😂

  • @Tom-zh3zj
    @Tom-zh3zj 27 днів тому

    That FRS bid was enough for a 2zz 😢