The Greatest Exotic Mission In Destiny History
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- Опубліковано 9 вер 2024
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Jez and Danielle having to use their combined IQ of 2 without relying on Datto to carry them is hilarious.
I like to think Datto was watching this with popcorn.
@@zerotodona1495 you're not too far off, he killed his stream to watch
Except they literally brute-forced the puzzles, and I'm super proud of them!
It's honestly not quite the same without Datto. One, because they have to dedicate like, 80% of their two brain cells into dealing with the mechanics. Two, because Trv and Jez pissing off Datto with their shenanigans will never not be hilarious.
Was pretty funny seeing them solve like one puzzle and then be like, not, my brain is done.
Like two infants without adult supervision, utterly entertaining chaos
When Datto isn't present 😂
They're especially like that in FRONT of Datto
Lol for real it really shows when datto isn't around 😂
"WHAT THE FUCK IS A CLOCK!?"~J3z's brain
"the last time I had two minutes to do something, I conceived a human"
Poor Amy.
In the first minute of the video, no less.
@@NotReal1y😅
@@NotReal1y They've been married a while, she must be used to it by now.
Daddo??
I love the raid music turning on whenever Datto explains anything. I imagine it's just something that switches on even in real life.
True true
Everyone will be seated for the "Can Jez and Trv read a clock" segment of the film
Yeah Danielle (bless her) being unable to read it without the numbers is so hilarious. No offense to her but I was like, we learned how to do this in school, Danielle! 😂
@@cheyennemoore8380To be fair doing it under stress, which Danielle is famously not good at dealing with, is way harder
@ 5:42 Jez and Danielle not liking Failsafe makes their suffering through this mission all the more sweeter.
Best comment.
I might have taken their opinions about Failsafe more seriously if they could consistently read a clock 😂
2 adults not being able to read a damn clock is eye opening.
eye opening to the fact that digital clocks have existed for decades and most analog clock faces are archaic and phased out lol. that's like thinking people are dumb for not knowing how to use a rotary phone lmao.
@@Reekris1tell me you can't read a clock without telling me you can't read a clock😂
@@leecummings2949 Oh, poor guy isn't capable of understanding abstract thought and has to stick to meme one-liners to try and one-up some random on the internet lmao. I can read a clock just fine, not that I need to prove shit to a loser on the internet who isn't capable of intelligent thought.
Jez and Danielle would be the only ones to discover the literal clock extender enemy. I haven’t even seen or heard of that before.
Them choosing peace at the end and Datto being disappointed is like when students want a fight and are chanting for it to happen, and being utterly crushed when teachers step in.
The raid music while Datto is explaining is "Chefs Kiss"
she really did a perfect impression of the jeff goldblum jurassic park laugh 5:59
No
Jez enjoying a new mission? This truly is a new era of Destiny
Curious but did Jez bother with the exotic auto rifle quest? Bet that shit would've annoyed him to hell and back.
@@miirico5398 I imagine that and Microcosm are going to become videos at some point
What's with the hatred for everyone's favourite robot wife?
Apparently anything lighthearted/fun=cringe to them, been that way for a long time
@@ap4e_941 Which is ironic as their humor is purely cringe-based and that's why we love them.
Elsie isnt even in this mission tho
I like Failsafe! 2 conflicting personalities is really interesting & fun! Maybe the cheery side is a little too cheery, which people find annoying, & the sassy side can seem like she's just bored, which is also a bit annoying. I think if she was just sassy/sarcastic all the time (like Karen from SpongeBob), players would probably like her a lot more. There would absolutely be Failsafe Dommy Mommy memes & Bungie names if she only had the sassy personality
Ikr, I love how failsafe is so sassy sometimes and her cheery side is endearing 🥲
Datto starting as Danielle’s last resort to becoming her maid to get her paper is peak character development, and I’m here for it.
Did not expect to see "Horse kicks a tree, farts on dogs and runs away" clip here
I realize this may be a very american reference, but the Jimmy Neutron BRAIN BLAST at @9:25 when Danielle realized you were seeing different things was hilarious.
“At what point do we get a clue”
Literal instructions in the first room, completely ignored and forgotten about in seconds.
I LOVE these two, it makes me bust out laughing every time something silly like this happens.
This video gives me great confidence because if Jez and Danielle can do the mission then I can do it too!
the sneeze added years to my life thank you editor
The symbol callouts LMAO
9:23 dang Danielle CLUTCHED that mechanic
genuinely so impressive
Having Datto's face on Patrick star clapping killed me 😂
Jez NOT EVEN INSPECTING THE ROLL ON HIS LOOT OMG
That's totally a Jez thing to do tho
first off, this was entertaining as hell. second off, i can't believe anyone could look at the prism puzzle and not immediately see a clock! glad they caught it in the final room though
9 minutes in and, the gameplay can be 'whatever' but the editing is absolute god tier. Nice one, Jeditor.
I have a new respect for the editor after them using the clip of Clarkson driving the Ariel Atom
Came here to mention that. Jez and Jezza in the same video, chefs 💋
I read recently that the younger someone is, the less likely they can read a non-digital clock. It was something about school's not bothering with as many clocks anymore, as the children couldn't read them anyway. I was reminded of this during this video.
"Without the numbers on them they're so hard!!!" 😂😂😂
Jez and Danielle starting top left 1-9 proves that 1-9 is easier than saying 2-10.
Checkmate.
Also the "EEEOOOOW" from Datto in the background.
My clanmate is incredibly good at Destiny and has multiple day 1s. However his method for the first room was God awful. He wanted to do 2-10 and left to right so we wouldn't get it confused with the second clock.
@@ehoffart529 What the fuck? What is even the point of going 2-10 if you're gonna read it anti clockwise anyway? Your clanmate is a strange man.
They went in blind aswell. If you're going in knowing about the other clock sure you might want consistency, but 1-9 is 1000% easier.
Ok but going counterclockwise was completely wack
@@ehoffart529 You can't confuse it with the second clock because the second clock is an actual clock.
I love how whenever Datto is on the screen his little theme song plays quietly in the background.
Using the Quake III hitmarker sound at 0:54 deserves a like.
My clock in my room has no numbers I’ve been training for this mission for years 😂
The jez sneeze and the horse gallop was so eff’ing funny. Also u and trvl doing a dungeon together whilst timed and did it…throwback, your no longer optimal boy and now you’ve become opti-dad in more than one way
Always rooted for Jez and Danielle, but once the failsafe slander begins, we riot.
Nah, its the only way to temper the failsafe simping
Jez's complete inability and/or unwillingness to learn anything approximating the slightest degree of helpful callouts or symbols is genuinely soul-crushing to me.
Sees Savathun's symbol and says "It looks like a clitoris from the front" as if the Witch Queen symbol wasn't front and center in the sign in screen for a wholeass year xD
Datto needs to sit this man down with a spreadsheet and beat him with a ruler until he learns some accurate callouts xD
I am german and that german at the start was so random that i burst out my water and said since when tf is jez talk ohhhhhh😂
That transition to the 'horse kicks tree farts on dog' video caught me off guard. 52million views btw
Datto as Saul Goodman was a stroke of genius photoshop, I don’t know why but it looks so good and it’s so funny to me 😂
0:19 “Dual Density”
Jez has gone from hating everything to enjoying parts of the game
How the turns have tabled
I lost it with the "Y pose with the arms down" LMAO
Jez remembering "Jebel Barkal" is actually amazing...that means there are times in which Jez actually listens to Datto
Havent even watched the video yet, already adding to favorites. Already declaring this the best video ever made. Doing this mission with my friend was awesome. Seeing Jez and Danielle do it? My God, this is gonna be godlike.
“Dual density” 🤣🤣
Not liking failsave is the biggest L take i've heard on this channel
jez the type of guy to duel in destiny
i was there for a little bit of the earlier part of this stream and bare beginnings of the mission, excited to see the shenanigans that came after i fell asleep
*Both of them hate Failsafe*
Me: "gasp, i am personally offended! ...But I won't hold it against you because this is funny."
trying to read a clock with no numbers under pressure is crazy.
0:30 Escape 🗣🇪🇸🗣🇪🇸🗣🇪🇸
Watching them fail the mission right after insulting best girl Failsafe is the perfect instant Karma.
I think it's funny that the devs seemed to have realized that all they needed to do to make challenging mechanics is include basic math skills like reading an analog clock or simple geometric transformations.
Imagine a vex raid encounter that somehow encorporated basic algebra, probability or ratios. A random guardian gets pulled into the vex network and has to solve for x to prevent a wipe mechanic: "The Algorithmic Mind tries to calculate your fate..."
Ah man, the Jebel Barkal callout…
…feels like home
Of all the call-outs that Jez actually remembers from Vow, he remembers Jebel Barkel. Thank you Datto XD
What do they have against failsafe 😂
Jez and Danielle with that combined chaos energy never fails to entertain.
"We only have 2 seconds we'll probably get it done in time though" is my new go to when I'm about to wipe in raids
did NOT think J3z would be coming in hot with the microcosm already tbh
Fr. Hopefully he recorded a video doing it
Really impressed that they even noticed the option to Choose Peace, NGL.
The collective brain power of these two, and the distant but minor assistance of Datto, still seems like a mirror of my own trio of a group. But this one is more successful.
we NEED more content of this duo ❤
I agree with Datto, I was really hoping for the 1v1 the entire video lol
Watching Jez and Danielle struggle to read a clock is not something I ever expected to see, but here we are, and it's great
Apparently, "Clitoris" is a good callout??? 1:56
Most guys would never find it to call it out.
@@Lrbearclawtrue that….
there nothing better than jez and danielle trying to figure out missions mechanics
I feel like Jez is allergic to reading the text on the left hand side
the music every time datto speaks is my favorite bit.
that jeremy clarkson edit was so perfect hahaha
It Takes Two much thinking in a shooting game - the exotic mission
Jez was using Microcosm in the second run.
Jez has Microcosm.
I need to see the video of those co-op focus runs RIGHT NOW!!!
the farting horse clip is one of my favourite clips of all time, i would say it is comparable with The Shawshank Redemption in artiness.
Im so happy the two braincells worked together for this mission
watching jez turn into a PVE god is truly something special :')
Lmao datto is savage I love it
At the point they die from the timer running out, immediately followed was an ad about the cost of living being too much.
Very fitting!
The reaction of Danielle when the second subjugator spawned😂😂
My son and I ran this over the weekend, and we used the Jebel Barkal callout.
Jez calling out clock commands that are +1 what they actually are is so Jez.
Think he called 2 as 3, 2 as 1 and 4 as 5 near the end and just got lucky that it was the other numbers.
The fact that they wiped twice before the getting to the first encounter is hilarious
Bungie knew that people nowadays dont know how to read an analog clock very well.
What heavy was Jez using near the end there?
Microcosm. An exotic kinetic heavy trace rifle
@@orangejuice1418 Thanks mate much appreciated.
what was with the horse around 9:00 XD
It's great because it finally taught me not to trust Bungie not to screw with me ever again. Was having fun for a while.
I love how clueless the 2 of you were with Encounter 2 xD
Rule 1 of Day 1: Describe in detail what you see :)
"Y pose with arms down" is nice.
I'm so with Datto on this. You guys are so LAAAAMMMEE for choosing peace
Without Datto, Danielle and Jez are always: WHAT DO WE DO???
Yeah? Let's see your move without its brain.
I’m so ready for my stomach to hurt from laughter
A singular brain cell can’t 1v1 Datto! Haha Love ya Jez!
Finally! Jez has access to the Dad Jokes skill tree
the clip of joe pesci😂😂😂
It's crazy how good jez is at the game when he's actually trying lol
because I am, like travel Danielle, garbage at pvp because I dislike it, I deeply love that the PVPer first instinct was like, "f you, of course I chose peace!"
Thank you, Jez, for not being even a little bit toxic when you absolutely could have and wiped the absolute floor with her
Jez sitting on a full super and deciding to dodge and melee as a boss ogre and a small army pops up around him:
*”my goals are beyond your understanding”*
Ah the mission that put grims from just a nuisance to the top of my shitlist.
After seeing the first minute and a half of this, I’ll wait until I have popcorn to watch the rest
Jez editor is badass 😂
The datto tech savvy Indian music is perfect for this
peace was never an option
I agree with Datto. Very disappointed that they chose peace.