Onslaught is the Best Mode in History

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  • @Th3Jez
    @Th3Jez  8 місяців тому +38

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    • @sandalchewer22
      @sandalchewer22 8 місяців тому +1

      no

    • @Jukantos
      @Jukantos 8 місяців тому

      "Give me a finance based race, give me accountants" - Jez yearn's for Warframe's Corpus without even realizing

  • @mothedbaby1962
    @mothedbaby1962 6 місяців тому +16

    I like how Jez says 'I may have my own kid' in this video, full well knowing at this point amy was pregnant, love that kayfabe for him.

  • @XfernandoX6
    @XfernandoX6 8 місяців тому +323

    "Danielle, this is not the time for your snide F'ing insecure remarks." This had me rolling

  • @theredgamer211
    @theredgamer211 8 місяців тому +74

    The number of things Jez doesn't have bound at any given time is astounding

  • @oxsila
    @oxsila 8 місяців тому +104

    Jez watching the chest open up with loot and slowly coming to realisation "It's over for my vault" killed me 🤣 14:02

  • @ThEh0melessElie
    @ThEh0melessElie 8 місяців тому +162

    "You just counted to 3, I'm proud of you" part, golden.

    • @XDD50Hz
      @XDD50Hz 8 місяців тому

      gabe is gonna be mad

  • @ScarletHawk
    @ScarletHawk 8 місяців тому +139

    I get that it's been a long season but I think unbinding your buttons to keep things fresh might be a little extra

  • @TCB_Repentless
    @TCB_Repentless 8 місяців тому +244

    4:38
    Are we just going to look past the fact that Jez is season rank 166?!

    • @provaricus627
      @provaricus627 8 місяців тому +9

      Rookie numbers.

    • @GameyGamer75
      @GameyGamer75 8 місяців тому +61

      @@provaricus627 For jezz 166 is a lot

    • @thataztecrosssimp8630
      @thataztecrosssimp8630 8 місяців тому +39

      17 hours of iron banner will do that to you 😭

    • @xb7778
      @xb7778 8 місяців тому +7

      Oh that's unhealthy?... oh no

    • @WorldGoods
      @WorldGoods 8 місяців тому +5

      he be sorta gaming

  • @Ashes228
    @Ashes228 8 місяців тому +30

    "I'm ashamed to admit this" followed by Datto's immediate denial kills me.

  • @AndrewJoyner07
    @AndrewJoyner07 8 місяців тому +30

    Jez: “Sunshot is cring”
    Video: immediately transitions to Jez using Sunshot

  • @DarthSpiderMario
    @DarthSpiderMario 8 місяців тому +15

    11:09 *Flashbacks to “Okay he’s behind you” from Grasp*

  • @KoalaTeaGuy
    @KoalaTeaGuy 8 місяців тому +6

    14:41
    This just made me imagine Danielle picking a fight with a skybomber like "My husband can beat you up. Go get em" 😂

  • @TheBlueSinclair
    @TheBlueSinclair 8 місяців тому +282

    Like actually for real, how does he constantly not have basic ability keys bound??

    • @mahoganywolf8843
      @mahoganywolf8843 8 місяців тому +39

      Why would he ever unbind them in the first place?

    • @Asheslit
      @Asheslit 8 місяців тому +49

      It’s only things you’d never use anyway, like finisher
      Or class ability
      Or shoot the gun
      Or the power button

    • @Goose683
      @Goose683 8 місяців тому +5

      Probably because they dont do anything in PVP and Jez is the PVP sweat lord

    • @twinightatom8925
      @twinightatom8925 8 місяців тому +13

      I think at this point he just doesn’t bind them on purpose because it’s more funny to see him struggle than to see him actually play normally

    • @bbjuice7837
      @bbjuice7837 8 місяців тому +21

      It physically hurt me seeing him wear Sixth Coyote and NOT HAVE CLASS ABILITY BOUND

  • @blaknite16523
    @blaknite16523 8 місяців тому +4

    10:43 lowkey stellar Jez impression by Danielle

  • @adacskipper
    @adacskipper 8 місяців тому +51

    Jez two weeks ago: "We've already passed peak Destiny content, Bungie will never top itself."
    Jez today: "Onslaught is the greatest thing of all time, Destiny 2 has reached a new peak"

    • @khrisbreezy3628
      @khrisbreezy3628 8 місяців тому +2

      Lol I just said this myself 😂

    • @TeKnoVKNG23
      @TeKnoVKNG23 8 місяців тому +2

      Came here to say this as well, lol.

  • @newt282
    @newt282 6 місяців тому +3

    Watching this video back and noticing the foreshadowing on Jez’s part when he said “I would have a baby to get in on the insulting your own baby action”
    2 months later announces Amy’s expecting

  • @YaBoiLuuuke
    @YaBoiLuuuke 8 місяців тому +10

    5:54
    You see Jez, on the slight possibility that you have your finisher bound, you can finish exploder units without them blowing up, which is kind of ironic, but it works.

    • @thecyanpanda241
      @thecyanpanda241 8 місяців тому +2

      Well technically the finisher just launches them and then they blow up somewhere else, using the chair and then throwing an exploder shank into a servitor's face is just as funny as it sounds

    • @YaBoiLuuuke
      @YaBoiLuuuke 8 місяців тому +2

      @@thecyanpanda241 How have I never noticed that?
      It seems I'm barely aware of what's going on around me past like 3 feet...
      That explains a lot.

    • @thecyanpanda241
      @thecyanpanda241 8 місяців тому +2

      @YaBoiLuuuke if you want to test finish one of the cursed thrall in the Grasp cave, that's where I first realized it lol. Very little practical uses but good to know

  • @mrdorkomatic
    @mrdorkomatic 8 місяців тому +27

    Can confirm, talking shit on your own kids is pretty effing funny. But also I love them, they are my world.

  • @Sh3rl0cked
    @Sh3rl0cked 6 місяців тому +4

    24:49 I might have my own baby just to get in on that action hits different post final shape ❤

  • @oOGubOoGubOo
    @oOGubOoGubOo 8 місяців тому +102

    New Jez Video = New Dopamine

    • @chysero8636
      @chysero8636 8 місяців тому +1

      *More dopamine

    • @oOGubOoGubOo
      @oOGubOoGubOo 8 місяців тому

      @@chysero8636 that what’s I meant my bad 🤣

    • @omardobleb
      @omardobleb 8 місяців тому +1

      New Jez Video = New Me

    • @omardobleb
      @omardobleb 8 місяців тому

      New Jez Video = New Me

    • @MonsterTRG
      @MonsterTRG 8 місяців тому +1

      New Jez Video = New Ramen Noodles

  • @ErocX21
    @ErocX21 8 місяців тому +13

    "Wiping on wave 2" from Datto is giving me to my coworkers every day energy.

  • @justcallmedevil267
    @justcallmedevil267 8 місяців тому +6

    gotta love the genuine annoyance in their voices for their fails. love the passion

  • @itismetho
    @itismetho 8 місяців тому +34

    2 weeks ago: "The best activities in Destiny are behind us".
    Today: "The best activity in history"
    The duality of men.

    • @InsipidMoniker
      @InsipidMoniker 8 місяців тому +3

      Came here to say this.

    • @bombshellblonde544
      @bombshellblonde544 8 місяців тому +4

      In fairness 2 weeks ago vibes were WAY way down lol. People lost faith and then Bungo proved they still had some sauce left

  • @DrollLondon
    @DrollLondon 8 місяців тому +61

    Warframe actually has a finance based faction called the Corpus, where everything is a weird money religion, they have a sport called the Index, high level enemies are called Brokers, the leaders are called the Shareholders, it’s cool

    • @TheFirstCurse1
      @TheFirstCurse1 8 місяців тому +5

      Warframe is just so much better than Destiny in so many ways. The Corpus are awesome.

    • @brockpeterson6158
      @brockpeterson6158 8 місяців тому +1

      man i used to love the index!

    • @Gokas70
      @Gokas70 8 місяців тому +11

      ​@@TheFirstCurse1 and destiny's much better in others! I think its great that the 2 games do their own thing and have their own strengths

    • @TheFirstCurse1
      @TheFirstCurse1 8 місяців тому +1

      @@Gokas70 No. Destiny 2 is worse in virtually every way. Warframe is far superior in almost every regard.

    • @TheFirstCurse1
      @TheFirstCurse1 8 місяців тому +1

      @@brockpeterson6158 Index was awesome. I always hated the Rhinos who would horde all of the points and sometimes screw up and die.

  • @crshovveride
    @crshovveride 8 місяців тому +6

    Got to see you live stream earlier. So happy I also get a video today. Thanks Jez!!

  • @Crlzrp
    @Crlzrp 7 місяців тому +2

    24:49, this hits different after watching amy’s last vid in one oh her channels

  • @pacificblue2994
    @pacificblue2994 8 місяців тому +1

    Been a little while since I tuned in, but I just wanted to comment on how happy you all sound. Especially datto. Hope you all are living well and healthily. Take care

  • @OvenfreshDeth
    @OvenfreshDeth 8 місяців тому +5

    Datto: "How do two people in their 30s have no solar between them?"
    As a solar warlock main, that's based.

  • @rachelcrane8746
    @rachelcrane8746 8 місяців тому +2

    As someone who stopped playing destiny, I find SO MUCH JOY watching this group of people 😂

  • @samuelwntwrth604
    @samuelwntwrth604 8 місяців тому +14

    Financed based race? That's just the Corpus from Warframe

  • @Brandt21
    @Brandt21 8 місяців тому +6

    Jez I know these comments probably don't mean much, but your content makes me laugh when the days are going bad, and are a welcome reprieve. The way you and trvs bounce off each other is pure comedy and even when I don't play much destiny because it's destiny still watch every video. Stay awesome jez, your comedy is brightening so many people's days.

  • @taco8779
    @taco8779 8 місяців тому +1

    Every time I watch a Jez video he has something new unbound.

  • @Matisyahuwu
    @Matisyahuwu 8 місяців тому +8

    People like Jez are somehow some of the best PVP players but then don't have half of their core game functions bound 😂

  • @rileygrossman1191
    @rileygrossman1191 2 місяці тому +1

    24:40 This aged well.

  • @BigJackHorner1
    @BigJackHorner1 8 місяців тому +1

    after seeing datto's video on onslaught and seeing jez in there I was thinking this vid would come out in a month. surprisingly early, proud of you jez

  • @Sangomah
    @Sangomah 8 місяців тому +1

    I remember struggeling like the gang did, until me and my team figured out that you needed to be REALLY aggressive when waves spawn. As soon as we ran out to meet them, we got way further that way and got the dub. Love this mode, though the meta loudout can get boring after awhile :D

  • @devontae1426
    @devontae1426 8 місяців тому

    Quite sad this wasn’t longer. Such a great video. Def need to watch datto’s archive video of this. Love it! Great video! Also love how much Jez didn’t have bound lol 😂

  • @MichaelMiller-bs3tz
    @MichaelMiller-bs3tz 7 місяців тому +2

    This video hits different knowing that Jez is going to be a daddy.

  • @Lrbearclaw
    @Lrbearclaw 8 місяців тому

    18:18 - As someone who has mained the Devour Shadowshot Nightstalker since Void 3.0, yes it is clutch. I use it in GMs and stand in the middle of enemies with my Commemoration and wreck shop.

  • @Th3So1ar15
    @Th3So1ar15 8 місяців тому

    Bro the Wind Waker music in the background sometimes never ceases to send me down memory lane

  • @Welverin
    @Welverin 8 місяців тому

    Don’t kid yourself, Jez, if you hadn’t done those two resets you never would have gotten Tusk from an engram.

  • @leor.sanders5852
    @leor.sanders5852 8 місяців тому +1

    Jez is gonna get Luna's howl and midnight coup and immediately just be like "lmao you thought I cared about anything else you effin cring lords"

  • @good_muffin
    @good_muffin 8 місяців тому +1

    Been waiting for this video since seeing you in the background gameplay in Datto's video.

  • @rockyowitz
    @rockyowitz 8 місяців тому

    This one was a great blend of salt and sweet/comedy, congrats on the funnelcluse

  • @thetuerk
    @thetuerk 8 місяців тому

    16:21 "Whiping on wave TWO", said Datto calmy

  • @SappyRook
    @SappyRook 8 місяців тому +1

    hey here's the deal, i reinstalled destiny 2 & hundreds of women flooded my dms, they said "wow, do you main solar titan??" at first i was afraid (i do not talk to women) Then, I began to understand this is the power of destiny 2, the game. This is what Bungie has been working towards all these years. Thanks bungie!

  • @XDD50Hz
    @XDD50Hz 8 місяців тому

    i still like the self proclaimed furry little polar bear bit in the ad read, also can we bring back all the funny stuff jen called himself as, albino polar bear is still my favorite so far

  • @TheGamingSpartanA113
    @TheGamingSpartanA113 8 місяців тому +2

    Yesterday I looked at Jez's channel and was like "Huh, it's been 10 days since his last upload. He's gonna upload Monday."

  • @TommyLednorMusic
    @TommyLednorMusic 8 місяців тому

    I’m convinced Jez deliberately unbinds his keys for content. How is there something not bound every video 😂😭

  • @magicalex2346
    @magicalex2346 8 місяців тому

    The #1 thing I’ve learned from onslaught: a surprisingly large number of us don’t have the break out of stasis button bound.

  • @ImKevinDurant
    @ImKevinDurant 8 місяців тому +31

    Bungie casually dropping arguably the two greatest activities back to back with the coil and onslaught and they could even make it 3 with Pantheon. Bungie may have a large miss rate but when they hit…they HIT.

    • @myob94
      @myob94 8 місяців тому +1

      So true 😂

    • @IveBeenWithBruma
      @IveBeenWithBruma 8 місяців тому +1

      Menagerie still takes this "horde mode" by a mile.

    • @odddorkus
      @odddorkus 8 місяців тому +5

      I believe that a mockup of Prison of Elders would still receive strong reception in the sandbox.
      It probably wouldn't make much coherent sense though to have it return.

    • @ImKevinDurant
      @ImKevinDurant 8 місяців тому +6

      @@IveBeenWithBruma personally never got behind the hype of menagerie (not that it wasn’t good, just not my favorite) but I respect your opinion👍

    • @MoonDystopia
      @MoonDystopia 8 місяців тому +1

      @@IveBeenWithBruma holy cope

  • @dantop6121
    @dantop6121 8 місяців тому +3

    This reminds me heavily of Garden Ops from the Garden Warfare games, defend the thing from waves of enemies, bosses every 5-10 waves, bonus missions idk maybe its just me

    • @TheFirstCurse1
      @TheFirstCurse1 8 місяців тому +1

      Except Garden Ops and Garden Warfare were actually good.

    • @sodiumshadow6894
      @sodiumshadow6894 8 місяців тому +2

      ​@thefirstcurse3123 garden ops was not that good. It was fun but people played garden warfare for the multiplayer this is overall a better horde defense

  • @X3noac1d
    @X3noac1d 8 місяців тому

    I needed a new Jez video, this made my Monday.

  • @shinyjuice4515
    @shinyjuice4515 8 місяців тому

    Glad to see Jez having fun. Hoping you pop off for max level decoy.

  • @elijahmikkalson4268
    @elijahmikkalson4268 8 місяців тому

    This is hands down my new favorite video!!

  • @sadams0065
    @sadams0065 8 місяців тому

    The banter is always the best!

  • @lastbluetardis
    @lastbluetardis 8 місяців тому +12

    I'm so happy you love the new Onslaught mode! This video was absolutely golden. I loved the chaotic montage of the 3+ hours of wipes and Danielle's kill count insecurity. Fantastic job Jez!

  • @gretex_
    @gretex_ 8 місяців тому

    I’m getting back into Destiny and this just popped up on my feed. I missed Jez and the gang

  • @HamsterD77
    @HamsterD77 8 місяців тому +1

    Love to see when jez has 11k of scrap in the wave 30 to 40

  • @itsRobbie_
    @itsRobbie_ 8 місяців тому

    Thank you Jez for uploading this, now my randoms will know how to play this mode

  • @callumburke6967
    @callumburke6967 8 місяців тому

    I love the fact that Datto is starting to pick up Jez's Australianisms

  • @capnkraken1514
    @capnkraken1514 8 місяців тому

    Finally. The best activity instead of the worst. Character development.

  • @CMacC063
    @CMacC063 8 місяців тому

    Finally the Jez vid on Onslaugth. I can die happy

  • @LordTonzilla
    @LordTonzilla 8 місяців тому

    Seeing Jez get a Recluse with Subsistence or Repulsor Brace and Frenzy or Desperate Measures is wild.

  • @ShotterJ
    @ShotterJ 8 місяців тому

    Great vid as always jez. Good to see you enjoying the game again.

  • @kylewachowski3685
    @kylewachowski3685 8 місяців тому

    A stream and new video on the same day? What a treat!

  • @SenatorStink
    @SenatorStink 8 місяців тому

    The 3 of you guys make me wish I had a solid group to game with 😭 I'm always solo these days

  • @AAA-dy9hj
    @AAA-dy9hj 8 місяців тому +1

    The only keybind jez has is Tab to check his menu

  • @Gothickillerr
    @Gothickillerr 8 місяців тому +2

    Jez not binding anything hurts 😂

  • @1UpTay
    @1UpTay 8 місяців тому +1

    “I can’t count down from 10!”

  • @daedalusth5091
    @daedalusth5091 8 місяців тому +1

    24:25 unorganized vault jumpscare

    • @Matisyahuwu
      @Matisyahuwu 8 місяців тому

      I don't get why he just has multiple copies of guns that can be crafted anyways XD

  • @twinightatom8925
    @twinightatom8925 8 місяців тому +1

    Bungie must be doing something right if jez is having fun

  • @Nebvla
    @Nebvla 8 місяців тому +2

    Only way to play is to max out all the damn decoys (for the shaxx)

    • @Nebvla
      @Nebvla 8 місяців тому +1

      Honestly I rarely even remember that g is finisher

  • @pastabase6824
    @pastabase6824 8 місяців тому +2

    So according to Datto, 3 year olds are in their thirties

  • @GrilledLeeks
    @GrilledLeeks 8 місяців тому

    Okay, I don't know how everyone just glossed over the fact that Jez just causually dropped "infantesible" mid conversation at 4:50 . That's like a 3 point word

  • @masterjim666
    @masterjim666 8 місяців тому +1

    My first instinct was to question if the sentries were doing friendly fire. Too much Helldivers..

  • @eeveeofalltrades4780
    @eeveeofalltrades4780 8 місяців тому +1

    I already got 3 exotic engrams in Onslaught. Definitely the best mode for farming exotics.

  • @lunaatyy3168
    @lunaatyy3168 8 місяців тому

    “stand by for tears” LMAOOO 😂😂

  • @user-vi4ts8bo9w
    @user-vi4ts8bo9w 8 місяців тому +1

    Sorry work, imma miss this meeting, Jez vid dropped.

  • @bradlarge2889
    @bradlarge2889 8 місяців тому

    Any one else seeing Jez's gym gains in the ad question mark? I swear keeps is only contributing to 60% of the handsome scale all those dog food lunches paying off.

  • @Sinreven
    @Sinreven 6 місяців тому

    Jez out here taking part in the make fun of your own child trend and making a baby fulfills the prophecy

  • @UnivrsaI
    @UnivrsaI 8 місяців тому

    Jez videos give me a full chub and I love it

  • @mymiusic123
    @mymiusic123 6 місяців тому +1

    That foreshadowing tho

  • @msnat1304
    @msnat1304 8 місяців тому +1

    583/600 vault space?! Someone needs another vault cleaning

  • @khrisbreezy3628
    @khrisbreezy3628 8 місяців тому

    And to think last week you were doomer-ing about "the best stuff being in the past"
    I hope the series continues to give you good feels!

  • @Mishimatic
    @Mishimatic 8 місяців тому

    Jez's favorite mode because he doesn't have to think about raid mechanics and can just shooty shooty (same tbh).

  • @nobody522
    @nobody522 8 місяців тому +3

    A Jez vid? Who would've thunk?

  • @deathbat4709
    @deathbat4709 8 місяців тому

    No matter what I always enjoy Jez videos making me laugh so much with the destiny videos

  • @Loki-33
    @Loki-33 8 місяців тому +1

    It was fun the first 5 times and now it seems like a typical seasonal type event.

    • @oxsila
      @oxsila 8 місяців тому

      Definitely not as replayable as the coil but it's decent

  • @thatrandomsquirrel2924
    @thatrandomsquirrel2924 8 місяців тому

    5:46 that’s just the Corpus from Warframe

  • @ACloudCat
    @ACloudCat 8 місяців тому

    Hearing a finance based race and then Jez lists attorney is so funny 😂 great video!

  • @JDMxWalt
    @JDMxWalt 8 місяців тому

    Love how datto said 10 seconds on the well and jez goes I can't count down from that. But they literally can't read the left of their monitor that literally has a timer for it. 🤣🤣🤣 Comedy.

  • @ryanschuster5621
    @ryanschuster5621 8 місяців тому

    datto needs to take a look at 24:20 XD idk what happened to jezs vault again but that is BAD lol. great vid tho, lova ya

  • @deadprophet2781
    @deadprophet2781 8 місяців тому

    Those nine masks of Bakris just sitting in Jebs vault. That’s why datto will get his first gray hair

  • @Tftapodcast
    @Tftapodcast 8 місяців тому +1

    Enjoyed the stream, enjoyed the vid, I enjoy TrJetto!

  • @Saxxybeast
    @Saxxybeast 8 місяців тому

    Jez, I'm sorry to tell you that I'm the 1/3 guy on my fireteam without a receding hairline

  • @joshuarubio2864
    @joshuarubio2864 8 місяців тому +1

    shooty mc shoot the game mode
    glad to see my strong and very masculine, strong hairline king having fun

  • @MelonSquid_0
    @MelonSquid_0 8 місяців тому

    Jez apparently has 3 keys bound: w, space, and left click

  • @potato1341
    @potato1341 Місяць тому

    0:39 I just shook at what this man just said. He unbound class ability on HUNTER CAUSE IT'S USELESS?! THE HUNTER DODGE, SOUL OF THE KIT, IS USELESS?! I need to sit down..

  • @endobro9097
    @endobro9097 8 місяців тому

    As i was watching this got a shiny midnight coup with firefly/enlightened action and zen moment/desperate measures