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  • @wiiink
    @wiiink 2 роки тому +7997

    deciding whether or not to date someone purely based off of how well they can fall down stairs should be a show all on its own

    • @pawprintssystem5481
      @pawprintssystem5481 2 роки тому +260

      That's how I met my wife.

    • @treehouse318
      @treehouse318 2 роки тому +33

      i really did laugh out loud! 🤣lol

    • @janeeyre1990
      @janeeyre1990 2 роки тому +180

      There's a UK panel show called Would I Lie To You where a contestant revealed that they [SPOILERS] broke up with a boyfriend because of the way he fell down the stairs.

    • @nursemelissajane
      @nursemelissajane 2 роки тому +48

      I'd absolutely watch that shit. Probably for a lot longer than I'd admit to anyone.

    • @yourwondrouswizard7261
      @yourwondrouswizard7261 2 роки тому +187

      It should be called “Falling for You”

  • @sadmermaid
    @sadmermaid 2 роки тому +1961

    Fun fact, the writers strike was around 2008, and so trash reality became HUGE. Then they realised how cheap it was to made. I reckon they gave some actors from the local improv show some lunch and $20 and then made this show..

    • @ErinLastNameRedacted
      @ErinLastNameRedacted 2 роки тому +63

      Man, I forgot about the writers’ strike!

    • @sadmermaid
      @sadmermaid 2 роки тому +40

      @@ErinLastNameRedacted that's why Lost went weird right?

    • @camillegee9430
      @camillegee9430 2 роки тому +66

      @@sadmermaid It happened to a lot of shows, Lost included. They had plans for full 22 episode seasons, but the writers strike meant a lot of shows had to cut back A LOT. Lots of storylines got abandoned or shortened, it made for a lot of weird and undercooked TV.

    • @stoneheart_raven
      @stoneheart_raven 2 роки тому +44

      also not to mention when a contestant from I love money on VH1 murdered their girlfriend. after that scandle vh1 stopped all productions of dating shows. did not know this for years till i looked it up two years ago. That also may have contributed to everything changing in both MTV and VH1 content.

    • @CaBobProductions
      @CaBobProductions 2 роки тому +28

      This show started in 2005 and ended in 2008 😂😂 it couldnt even survive that reality show wave.

  • @wideride8320
    @wideride8320 2 роки тому +9080

    If you've been personally victimized by Jarvis's milky goodness, you may be entitled to compensation.

    • @ezraclark7904
      @ezraclark7904 2 роки тому +352

      breast is best in my book

    • @JRiddelle
      @JRiddelle 2 роки тому +294

      Despite not being personally or professionally related to Mr. Jarvis Johnson, that bit did make me say, "I want a divorce." out loud.

    • @klop4228
      @klop4228 2 роки тому +167

      I thought Jarvis was the one who loved to receive the milky goodness?
      You know, from his mother and his girlfriend?

    • @kishinumaayumi
      @kishinumaayumi 2 роки тому +119

      @@klop4228 and sister, situationally

    • @ThePretzelSticks
      @ThePretzelSticks 2 роки тому +16

      ​​@@kishinumaayumi 0. 0
      H I S W U T ? ?

  • @dustinmalpass
    @dustinmalpass 2 роки тому +1137

    She probably lost all her energy once she literally got flashed with that guy's junk. I pray that was staged.

    • @alexisb3829
      @alexisb3829 Рік тому +20

      Sadly true or maybe she just used up her energy

    • @ellaelliott4415
      @ellaelliott4415 Рік тому +52

      Me too. That’s harassment

    • @-VoDkAsVengeance-
      @-VoDkAsVengeance- Рік тому +11

      ​@@alexisb3829 You don't really just "use up your energy" when committing to a character on a reality TV show which the peoducers 99.99% coerced you into

    • @-VoDkAsVengeance-
      @-VoDkAsVengeance- Рік тому +55

      No, yeah, even today there are men that have said "if this were face-to-face I would've raped you" after being turned down over text, so... probably not, judging by that idiotic moment of processing "how do I make her feel more embarrassed and uncomfortable than I do right now" on his face right before exposing himself.

    • @guybrush1701
      @guybrush1701 8 місяців тому +12

      1000% of this show is faked. People who were on it have left comments on other videos I've watched.

  • @LukeBowman08
    @LukeBowman08 2 роки тому +1210

    Imagine being Jarvis’s neighbor and hearing, “MY NAME’S JARVIS AND I’M HERE TO GIVE SOME OF MY MILKY GOODNESS!” but very muffled.

    • @nursemelissajane
      @nursemelissajane 2 роки тому +87

      I would 100% wrestle with calling the cops vs. pressing my ear to the wall to try & figure out where shit went from there...

    • @orange2787
      @orange2787 2 роки тому +63

      someone should make one of those 'you're in the bathroom at a party and bad guy is playing' type 3d sound videos but it's 'pov: you're jarvis johnson's neighbour' and the video is a still image of an apartment while you hear the milky goodness line muffled on your right as though he's on the other side of the wall

    • @auliamate
      @auliamate 2 роки тому +7

      im just assuming its a kink and moving on with my day lol

    • @likeapro4242
      @likeapro4242 2 роки тому +12

      @@orange2787 …I’m really tempted to make one. I’d have to figure out how to make it dynamic and muffled, but I’m really tempted

    • @orange2787
      @orange2787 2 роки тому +5

      @@likeapro4242 best of luck on your quest brave hero

  • @TheDream100
    @TheDream100 2 роки тому +390

    Even the whole making Anirudha propose on what is meant to be his "first date" was a racist scripting choice. Yikes

    • @astronomical926
      @astronomical926 2 роки тому

      wait how is it racist

    • @TheDream100
      @TheDream100 2 роки тому +163

      @@astronomical926 it's a common stereotype (especially back then) that south asian men are quick to propose and rope women into marriage. It's built off the back of the stigma behind arranged marriages.

    • @sakuranovaryan9261
      @sakuranovaryan9261 2 роки тому +41

      Ow definitely. Like he seemed like most human of them all until the whole propose thing...he hated long hair on guys tho that was funny...

    • @yoongiverse.
      @yoongiverse. Рік тому +3

      oh I didn’t even think about that

  • @kittywenham6998
    @kittywenham6998 2 роки тому +7220

    I love Jarvis saying “who is this show for?” after admitting he watched it as a kid. It was for you, Jarvis! The call is coming from inside the house!

    • @shannonsmith6279
      @shannonsmith6279 2 роки тому +123

      this comment cracked me up 😂😭

    • @violetheise4717
      @violetheise4717 2 роки тому +121

      I came to say this lol. They hit their target audience.

    • @stinkyjenna
      @stinkyjenna 2 роки тому +14

      😭😭😭😭😭

    • @nelsonwilkins347
      @nelsonwilkins347 2 роки тому +7

      Are you slow? He was asking who the target audience was (who the show wanted/expected to watch the show) not who actually watched it. Can we get some critical thinking in this comment section

    • @radishsayshi
      @radishsayshi 2 роки тому +169

      @@nelsonwilkins347 oh sweet irony

  • @dayeandknight8209
    @dayeandknight8209 2 роки тому +4820

    i struggle to come to terms with the fact that these people are just out there somewhere. living life. i wonder how they’re doing.

    • @Pitawan_
      @Pitawan_ 2 роки тому +433

      My sister's husband appeared in next (of my country lol) and since I watched it I can't look at him the same 😭

    • @mimisezlol
      @mimisezlol 2 роки тому +91

      @@Pitawan_ did you talk about it
      Did he share any secrets

    • @cottoncandy8154
      @cottoncandy8154 2 роки тому +74

      @@Pitawan_ Ouch. That would be.. awkward.

    • @Pitawan_
      @Pitawan_ 2 роки тому +229

      @@mimisezlol sadly no secrets were shared :( he is too embarrassed to talk about it jaja

    • @hycree9373
      @hycree9373 2 роки тому +196

      Lol imagine they're all like married and settled down and stuff and refuse to acknowledge that dark part of their lives; now I'm curious too

  • @Iggy-80
    @Iggy-80 2 роки тому +238

    Chris and Charity meeting each other feels like something straight out of The Sims.

    • @yoongiverse.
      @yoongiverse. Рік тому +12

      looks like it’s going great at first and then they turn out to hate each other? sounds like the sims

  • @dalailarose1596
    @dalailarose1596 2 роки тому +2284

    The gay & lesbian versions were even better. Especially when they just hooked up on the bus because they decided the main "dater" was an asshole.

    • @remusteahan3521
      @remusteahan3521 2 роки тому +257

      Honestly,,,, kinda fits a hilarious amount of gay people I know

    • @stoneheart_raven
      @stoneheart_raven 2 роки тому +171

      That was so funny lol. i also loved whenever they took the money and went back in the bus they would ask them "so what did you do?"

    • @ultraviolettas
      @ultraviolettas 2 роки тому +510

      There was one dater who said “god might forgive you for being gay, but he will never forgive you for that haircut” 💀

    • @cows_on_a.picnic
      @cows_on_a.picnic 2 роки тому +159

      @@ultraviolettas *thats* were that comes from??? Holy shit

    • @auliamate
      @auliamate 2 роки тому +113

      i need links to the gay and lesbian versions for research purposes

  • @heatherpony
    @heatherpony 2 роки тому +167

    Girl says she's not interested.
    Guy exposes himself, screams and hits on the closest girl he can find.
    😬

    • @MrYikes-dk2mb
      @MrYikes-dk2mb 7 місяців тому +8

      The worst part is that it’s all scripted and that scene had to be ok’d by several ppl in charge of production. Lol This was the freaking norm. 💀

  • @rvnlcks
    @rvnlcks 2 роки тому +2702

    It's honestly wild that people were acting like this *before* it could get you to go viral on social media

    • @mac533
      @mac533 2 роки тому +364

      To be fair, reality shows were the closet thing to going viral on social media back then

    • @ocinidolegna
      @ocinidolegna 2 роки тому +60

      @@mac533 yeah, so basically nothing has changed lol

    • @Butterflier00
      @Butterflier00 2 роки тому +55

      also myspace fame was a thing....

    • @TheNinjapancake14
      @TheNinjapancake14 2 роки тому +44

      Before social media, people were doing WILD things

    • @GenerationNextNextNext
      @GenerationNextNextNext Рік тому +18

      Back then, everybody still wanted to be famous. It was just a bigger deal to be "on TV".

  • @motunuiwoods8615
    @motunuiwoods8615 2 роки тому +183

    "I feel like 17 is too young to be exposed to this show in any capacity"
    Me, 17, being exposed to this show in some capacity:

  • @peterhoppenrath4797
    @peterhoppenrath4797 2 роки тому +1513

    charity is def a wine aunt, like “my three best friends are wine, glass, and downtown abbey!”

    • @QtPieMarth
      @QtPieMarth 2 роки тому +123

      “Downtown Abbey” sounds like an incredible parody

    • @missm2925
      @missm2925 2 роки тому +26

      @@QtPieMarth I’d watch the fuck out of that

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes 2 роки тому +42

      D O W N T O W N A B B E Y

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes 2 роки тому +56

      @@QtPieMarth instead of fancy old British people it’s about chavs

    • @peterhoppenrath4797
      @peterhoppenrath4797 2 роки тому +49

      @@KingOfGaymes the sequels called “downtown alley”

  • @IRanOutOfPhrases
    @IRanOutOfPhrases 2 роки тому +105

    A thing to remember about the 'Keannu' remark is that there was quite a period of time where he was seen as a total joke of an actor/person. None of it was ever justified, but when this show was out, his reputation was nowhere near what it is today. While people loved the Matrix (first one anyway), that still wasn't enough to undo that stigma.

    • @IRanOutOfPhrases
      @IRanOutOfPhrases Рік тому +1

      @liamsteam walsh haha, yeah, hes not my favorite (love the Wick films though), but back then I'd say he still got more hate than he deserved.

  • @NerdSyncProductions
    @NerdSyncProductions 2 роки тому +3297

    So much of my high school years was watching these shows and I can’t defend myself.

    • @MentalThingsIsScary
      @MentalThingsIsScary 2 роки тому +25

      Same dude, same. And I loved them

    • @lauratroy13
      @lauratroy13 2 роки тому +22

      I loved all these grotesk 'reality' shows on mtv as a teen. That shit was wild 😁

    • @percyaguirre2970
      @percyaguirre2970 2 роки тому +4

      OH HI SCOTT!!:)

    • @janeeyre1990
      @janeeyre1990 2 роки тому +15

      It was Dr. Phil and the Starting Over House for me.
      I avoided trashy self-destructive reality TV in favor of trashy self-help reality TV.

    • @myishenhaines1706
      @myishenhaines1706 2 роки тому +6

      You thought that was bad? I was like…20 watching. 😂

  • @nicolewow
    @nicolewow 2 роки тому +433

    after years of jarvis enjoying his mother’s milky goodness, he’s finally passing it onto us. thank you mother jarvis

    • @dali-dog
      @dali-dog 2 роки тому +91

      this is the worst comment actually I hated reading that /lh

    • @nicolewow
      @nicolewow 2 роки тому +50

      @@dali-dog i hated typing it

    • @sophiathefurbst
      @sophiathefurbst 2 роки тому +45

      how do I delete someone else’s comment but also pin it on someone else’s video so other people have to suffer through it at the same time

    • @saranlinx9301
      @saranlinx9301 2 роки тому +10

      i knew someone would reference the breast milk video

    • @ona3779
      @ona3779 2 роки тому +3

      This made me so uncomfortable, but have a like anyway.

  • @erika-oc1dq
    @erika-oc1dq 2 роки тому +868

    Did anyone else catch onto the fact that the guy who only earned a dollar last time got nexted for calling his date juggs.... which means he called a girl juggs within a minute of meeting her ???

    • @flower-yl6iw
      @flower-yl6iw 2 роки тому +51

      it was while he was on a date so he was trying to woo her which makes it so much worse imo ;o;

    • @thoopsy
      @thoopsy 2 роки тому +96

      At first, I was like "He was Nexted after only a minute? That SUCKS!" but then I saw that line and I said to myself "Actually I would've done the same thing."

    • @flower-yl6iw
      @flower-yl6iw 2 роки тому +19

      @@thoopsy i heard the line and i was suddenly impressed he managed to last a full minute

    • @Iva744
      @Iva744 2 роки тому +7

      What does juggs mean? Not an English speaker

    • @the_yoloers3330
      @the_yoloers3330 2 роки тому

      @@Iva744 in this context its refering to boobs

  • @Sarah-vo2qu
    @Sarah-vo2qu 2 роки тому +55

    To be fair to Charity, I would also lose all my energy if a man exposed himself to me and started chasing women around. I think I’d just walk off set and go home tbh

  • @ra_spero
    @ra_spero 2 роки тому +1892

    I thank the heavens that most common folk have moved on from the tactics of 2000s dating shows. Dating people is scary enough without the absolutely unhinged energy these people have. They give off "all my exes say im crazy lmao" vibes and I'm terrified.

    • @calicoathena
      @calicoathena 2 роки тому +68

      these people absolutely still exist. they're just not on tv

    • @mahogara
      @mahogara 2 роки тому +89

      2000s were wacky time. Not sure if it was the fashions back then (which look pretty cringy now) but at least they didn't cast a full line up of model-esque people like dating shows nowadays. Back then, most contestants looked like average people you would meet days to days. Now, you're just wondering how could these extremely attractive people not find a decent person to date (then you watch the show and you're like yep, no wonder you're single).

    • @saintsea-hat7891
      @saintsea-hat7891 2 роки тому

      They’re still out there, looking for karate sex.

    • @andyhighroller8217
      @andyhighroller8217 2 роки тому +2

      @@calicoathena facts

    • @ocinidolegna
      @ocinidolegna 2 роки тому +22

      @@mahogara i miss that element. we need to bring that back, but with the non-crackhead energy of the 2000s

  • @amberlytheharpyqueen
    @amberlytheharpyqueen 2 роки тому +49

    Imagine being an innocent teenager and then you find this video and one of those people in this show is your parent.
    First question I would ask was "so you were definitely paid in drugs and alcohol right?"

  • @mollythecoolest5238
    @mollythecoolest5238 2 роки тому +3184

    crazy how SA and harassment was so common and accepted back then. we've come a long way already, still a lot to go but we're on the right path

    • @ashleymatos7825
      @ashleymatos7825 2 роки тому +114

      I was looking for this comment , it’s so true and sad

    • @Gabriellaella23
      @Gabriellaella23 2 роки тому +456

      “If this came out now, they would get cancelled.”
      Me: Good. 😐

    • @J_Lynn
      @J_Lynn 2 роки тому +233

      Yeah it's nuts to watch this stuff from when I was a kid and be like "oh, so this is why my generations' women struggle to respect themselves and other women.... makes sense".

    • @natashalawely2900
      @natashalawely2900 2 роки тому +168

      yeah i was like "this is... a literal crime." why did they let him back on the bus vs escorting him away with handcuffs? wtaf? (i know it was the culture back then, i remember it, it's just such a shock to see it now, so much older)

    • @cata0rostika
      @cata0rostika 2 роки тому +59

      @@natashalawely2900 holy shit, same feeling, it makes me really hopeful that we've advanced so much culturally tbh, like there might be hope for humanity if we can change so much in a couple of decades... At least what's legally recognized

  • @thehumanpokedex8710
    @thehumanpokedex8710 2 роки тому +12

    14:59 To me because your actions spoke the thuth

  • @neivilde.1242
    @neivilde.1242 2 роки тому +1861

    someone should start a podcast where they contact the people that were on this show and see where they are. actually, they should do that for all the unhinged 2000s dating shows

    • @justthetruth3950
      @justthetruth3950 2 роки тому +97

      That would be such a good idea, just imagine all the crazy stories that could come out of this wild shows

    • @RenaDeles
      @RenaDeles 2 роки тому +67

      There actually is Reality Talk Podcast, where yeah they interview various reality show people.

    • @dielewisformel
      @dielewisformel 2 роки тому +14

      possibly failed actors?

    • @ultraviolettas
      @ultraviolettas 2 роки тому +20

      Laci from Rock of Love has a podcast where she talks to all these people

    • @FlavaFlav87
      @FlavaFlav87 Рік тому +1

      I would listen to this podcast

  • @casey9370
    @casey9370 2 роки тому +35

    Hope's face at 11:01 genuinely breaks my heart. She looks so uncomfortable.

  • @drunkhyena
    @drunkhyena 2 роки тому +468

    I'm pretty sure Next was the literal first time I saw gay people on TV. It was incredible to me that being not straight was 'normal' enough to be a dating show, felt like a personal win.

    • @drunkhyena
      @drunkhyena 2 роки тому +82

      @@copiedcells lol exactly! All the lesbians were super sexualized too, that was a bummer

  • @maylen9299
    @maylen9299 2 роки тому +10

    18:57 What. What is WRONG with the producers of this show!

  • @audhd_incarnate8001
    @audhd_incarnate8001 2 роки тому +607

    I'm starting to feel like this channel is just Jarvis being that friend that shares disturbing stuff with you so they aren't alone in their misery

    • @madeniquevanwyk
      @madeniquevanwyk 2 роки тому +24

      Starting to feel? You're new here? 😂😂😭

    • @Talking_Ed
      @Talking_Ed 2 роки тому +18

      That's Jarvis since his inception, making us miserable but not alone.✌😔

    • @stardust6998
      @stardust6998 2 роки тому +9

      Thats how its always been lol. And thats exactly why I love him

  • @lestranged
    @lestranged 2 роки тому +8

    16:44 this needs to be your new profile pic

  • @supervegito8340
    @supervegito8340 2 роки тому +693

    Can we talk about parental control next? That show was wild if I’m remembering right. It was basically next but the parents had control over when the date ended and it had the be the craziest shit I’ve ever seen and I was only 8 when that was on

    • @lobstersonskateboards3988
      @lobstersonskateboards3988 2 роки тому +12

      Sadly, as wild as it was it was even more staged than this show lmao. Everything was scripted af

    • @supervegito8340
      @supervegito8340 2 роки тому +36

      @@lobstersonskateboards3988 obviously. All shows are scripted. Even the ones that claim not to be. It’s moreso wild the idea that it was even a thing

    • @MellSayzHi
      @MellSayzHi 2 роки тому +22

      I'm reminded of an episode where the girlfriend they wanted to get rid of had this 'bad' personality where she would poop a lot and when she got 'dumped' she ran to the bathroom to take a shit

    • @theodoraa.9670
      @theodoraa.9670 2 роки тому

      @@MellSayzHi So she was probably either mentally or physically ill in a way that affected her GI tract and they took that to mean she had a bad personality? 💀

    • @Gabriellaella23
      @Gabriellaella23 2 роки тому +6

      @@lobstersonskateboards3988 lol it was. I used to watch it all the time and even though I was young I realized it was scripted af when that guy chose to leave his bf for his date, but the date was like,”Sorry but I like your boyfriend better” and then the boyfriend the parents hated and the date they chose kissed and left together.
      I was just like, “Ain’t no way…” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @raviolical9972
    @raviolical9972 2 роки тому +22

    really glad we didnt just skip over chris's belly dancing i seriously could not focus on anything else (5:22)

  • @thottywizard
    @thottywizard 2 роки тому +331

    They need to arrest that man for saying milky goodness on television that sounds like the worst nickname for jizz

    • @sukunasgaylover
      @sukunasgaylover 2 роки тому +11

      idk man i still think "love liquid" is worse

    • @Dressup_Doll
      @Dressup_Doll 7 місяців тому +1

      @@sukunasgayloverTrust me, it’s probably one of the better names. My fanfiction knowledge kicked in upon seeing this comment, so I hate that.

  • @sadicalradness6927
    @sadicalradness6927 2 роки тому +5

    Knowing the 2000s, Anirudh's not wearing a tshirt over a polo, he's probably wearing a tshirt with a fake polo collar stitched into it.

  • @MaggiesMakeupMedley
    @MaggiesMakeupMedley 2 роки тому +1056

    Okay reboot this but instead of potential dates it’s employers and they have to prove that they’re worth working for

  • @jamesbogursky5262
    @jamesbogursky5262 2 роки тому +2

    I've had that "I've trusted you" line stuck in my head since I first watched that video.

  • @Tea-oy7ws
    @Tea-oy7ws 2 роки тому +1050

    I always feel so special in the Gold videos intro, thanks Jarvis. You’re premium too.

    • @volodyadykun6490
      @volodyadykun6490 2 роки тому +14

      He's gold here

    • @jess713
      @jess713 2 роки тому +6

      me too :)

    • @Soupnoodle99
      @Soupnoodle99 2 роки тому +18

      Honestly the way he does the intro makes me smile every time and I hope it will be that way forever. And ever... and ever... and. ever.
      :)

    • @thomas-wr1fj
      @thomas-wr1fj 2 роки тому +6

      makes me feel so premium

    • @andrewmartinez8076
      @andrewmartinez8076 2 роки тому

      Bling

  • @Mr.Marinara-SCE
    @Mr.Marinara-SCE 2 роки тому +23

    16:08 bro has an idle animation

  • @lpsquestie3495
    @lpsquestie3495 2 роки тому +825

    NEXT was absolutely insane, I remember they had a gay season of the show, and it was wild.
    Edit: I also remember a show that was called “Gay, straight or taken.” honesty, MTV comes up with the most absurd premises and makes them into dating shows

    • @biguattipoptropica
      @biguattipoptropica 2 роки тому +61

      Parental control was the worst of the bunch, what were any of those shows??? I'd totally watch them now though.

    • @JJ-jw9ec
      @JJ-jw9ec 2 роки тому +65

      I also remember room raiders, that show was so weird and kind of gross LMAO

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes 2 роки тому +72

      @@JJ-jw9ec the Kurtis Connor vid proved that
      The group of dudes they’d have almost always went right for the girls bras

    • @jumiliater
      @jumiliater 2 роки тому +19

      Wait, the „Gay, Straight or taken“-idea came from MTV? A German channel aires a show with the same… „concept“ like… right now. It’s still a thing here…

    • @deactivatedbcsomecommentsi2279
      @deactivatedbcsomecommentsi2279 2 роки тому +10

      the guy that got rejected bc of his handshake in the gay ep. i wonder how he;s doing now

  • @maylen9299
    @maylen9299 2 роки тому +14

    10:08 Isn't this harrasment? Like SH? What the heck?

  • @craneoflores
    @craneoflores 2 роки тому +51

    "So this time... I'd like to at least match that" had me in TEARS 😭😂 believe in yourself Adam, come on

  • @Lex_brooke
    @Lex_brooke 2 роки тому +42

    I can’t believe this show actually existed and wasn’t just a collective fever dream

  • @eastercat
    @eastercat 2 роки тому +462

    I know someone who participated back in 2005. He was approached randomly by a recruiter. He only did it cause his friends persuaded him. He said that the producers kept forcing him to say things he would never say and failed to try to make his job (data analyst) sound "sexy" haha

    • @sofastuffing
      @sofastuffing 2 роки тому +88

      sexy data analyst...

    • @captainofthelosercruiser7355
      @captainofthelosercruiser7355 2 роки тому +16

      @@sofastuffing i would be down for that…

    • @sofastuffing
      @sofastuffing 2 роки тому +110

      @@captainofthelosercruiser7355 trying to come up with related pickup lines and all I can come up with are:
      "ooh baby let me analyse _your_ data"
      "you may be an outlier, but you sure count to me"
      "Call me N/R/Q+, because I'm all natural/i keep it real/i'm _positive_ that we're a match for each other"
      "based on previous (dat)as(e)t(s), the probability of us falling in love is 100%"
      idk a lot about data analysis these are kinda just maths puns

    • @jokc8
      @jokc8 2 роки тому +43

      Omg, you have a job and making above a livable wage for two. SOO HOT!

  • @oliverknagg5109
    @oliverknagg5109 2 роки тому +2

    “I want to make a show”
    “Oh what do you want to make?”
    “Noise”

  • @stevenellison3128
    @stevenellison3128 2 роки тому +233

    The woman enthusiastically commenting and introducing people in the show sounds like 5 Minute Crafts woman's voice

  • @zina2435
    @zina2435 2 роки тому +17

    17:52 PFFFFFF THAT CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUARD THAT I GENUINELY SPIT FOOD ACROSS MY TABLE

  • @Tottosmile
    @Tottosmile 2 роки тому +933

    how dare they say acting like you have adhd for clout is a new gen Z thing when this show exists

    • @calicoathena
      @calicoathena 2 роки тому +154

      I mean even without this show we all knew those kids who would stop in the middle of their sentence and go "look a squirrel" pretending to have adhd is timeless

    • @xg2513
      @xg2513 2 роки тому +54

      when i was younger, as a milennial gen z cusper, i remember people being really terrible about milennials having adhd too

    • @Rampala
      @Rampala 2 роки тому +151

      Faking ADHD gets you clout?? Real ADHD only gave me executive dysfunction...

    • @crypticcorvid
      @crypticcorvid 2 роки тому

      @@Rampala Have you tried looking for a dairy farm near you? You can probably milk your ADHD for clout there.

    • @napaartoq_from_nuuk
      @napaartoq_from_nuuk 2 роки тому +64

      @@Rampala same, and a shitty memory

  • @018FLP
    @018FLP 2 роки тому +16

    7:49 > This is how i imagine The Sims if it was dubbed in english. What kind of real people interact like that?

    • @meowzfever
      @meowzfever 2 роки тому +3

      that's a perfect description. any of these clips with sims voices instead would make much more sense lmao

  • @ezra7088
    @ezra7088 2 роки тому +801

    How do people say don't shows sexual content to kids, and having any non-straight aspect to a show is super sexual, while also allowing this show to air TO KIDS?

    • @etherealether
      @etherealether 2 роки тому +231

      Two people of the same gender in a loving relationship holding hands? That’s completely inappropriate. A man non-consensually exposing himself to a woman after being rejected? Now that’s more like it! /s

    • @theletters9623
      @theletters9623 2 роки тому +86

      I mean to be fair it is mtv which isnt supposed to be a kids network, that being said it airing just in the afternoon when any kid could very easily tune in anyway is super fuckin weird

    • @manifestationsofasort
      @manifestationsofasort 2 роки тому

      That's homophobia for ya

    • @CavinLee
      @CavinLee 2 роки тому +8

      Milky goodness in completely Platonic

    • @abdalazizaljurf633
      @abdalazizaljurf633 2 роки тому +1

      Have you seen tiktok?

  • @zoedaly5703
    @zoedaly5703 2 роки тому +17

    im sorry but what is my man doing in the top left at 4:53?? ig he's the one really bringing sexy back

  • @323Neon
    @323Neon 2 роки тому +58

    I actually use to know Charity in real life lol She is pretty eccentric but shes very nice

    • @abigailchristenson388
      @abigailchristenson388 2 роки тому +1

      Did you know her before or after the show
      Edit:spelling

    • @323Neon
      @323Neon 2 роки тому +18

      @@abigailchristenson388 I had met her after the show.We were working at a after school program.

    • @dearoldmold
      @dearoldmold 2 роки тому +1

      Did she say anything about her experience on the show?

    • @323Neon
      @323Neon 2 роки тому +6

      @@dearoldmold Nothing too in detail.She said is was lot of fun and that she was crazier back then lol

  • @maylen9299
    @maylen9299 2 роки тому +12

    13:42 Maybe it's because the first dude flashed her and now she's just completely drained,

  • @noodnood9668
    @noodnood9668 2 роки тому +164

    The best part about being aroace is that I will never make the mistake of participating in one of these shows

    • @ImThylacine
      @ImThylacine 2 роки тому +23

      I dunno, I think the best part is the garlic bread.

    • @evelynjenkins4456
      @evelynjenkins4456 2 роки тому +37

      They should make an over-the-top show like this but with finding friends

    • @thisuserhaspassedaway3100
      @thisuserhaspassedaway3100 2 роки тому +12

      but money

    • @wibwe
      @wibwe 2 роки тому +13

      @@evelynjenkins4456 or trying to make the most amount of enemies in like. a day

    • @evelynjenkins4456
      @evelynjenkins4456 2 роки тому +18

      @@wibwe Wait ok, this dating show has only walking red flags as participants, so the aroace version has to be the same but friendship version. They're all like "I borrow 600 dollars from you and don't pay it back" or "I'll cancel plans last minute to hang out with my SO instead" and you have to pick one to be friends with and then fight the rest as a team. It's called Frenemies

  • @ic236
    @ic236 2 роки тому +1

    The script writer gets paid for every rhyme, the contestants get paid based on volume

  • @rcarter1656
    @rcarter1656 2 роки тому +440

    I feel like this show was secretly targeted to kids which is why they act that way. Cause who in their 20s was watching this? I was like 14 lol 😆

    • @Schylove12
      @Schylove12 2 роки тому +49

      This is what we had instead of Team 10 and Hype House

    • @rcarter1656
      @rcarter1656 2 роки тому +50

      @@Schylove12 I swear!! It's that weird genre where it's "adult" content for kids. I feel like once I was a sophomore I didn't even like the show anymore but it had a hold on me from like 12-15

    • @lfk6370
      @lfk6370 2 роки тому +7

      Yup same with Parental Control

    • @theferociousblue3945
      @theferociousblue3945 2 роки тому +25

      @@rcarter1656 Yeah, it's targeted at kids who want to feel like they're in on adult things without having any understanding of what actual adulthood is.

    • @ErinLastNameRedacted
      @ErinLastNameRedacted 2 роки тому +2

      I was in college. 😳

  • @Str4wberry_Cats
    @Str4wberry_Cats 2 роки тому +12

    12:25 I ALMOST CHOKED ON MY WATER AITFIR3WYEJSTARJDKY 😭😭😭

  • @EvilKittyOfDoom17
    @EvilKittyOfDoom17 2 роки тому +586

    Only thing I appreciate about this show; everyone is an average person. Not all the same, or "conventionally attractive" people like most dating shows. I give them some respect there lol

    • @alle_sind_eins161
      @alle_sind_eins161 2 роки тому +106

      Yeah, they’re also presented in a really wacky way. It’s not like they’re picking up big businessmen and models and treating them like they’re a huge deal. Although racist and sexist, it’s somewhat nice to see no one person being the focus for too long or some people being presented in a worse way than others in this kind of TV show. Everyone’s kind of a douche and imperfect in these shows, and everyone’s also a douche to each other. Which is probably a more accurate representation of humanity.

    • @sakuranovaryan9261
      @sakuranovaryan9261 2 роки тому +19

      Oh yeah ur right. That kinda makes it better. If we could incorporate that in today's dating shows that be good.

    • @sakuranovaryan9261
      @sakuranovaryan9261 2 роки тому +10

      A very good reality show that kinda feels genuine is mbti inside.

  • @tristankendrick2582
    @tristankendrick2582 2 роки тому +124

    This video is over now, eh Jarvis? So perhaps we should... Go find something else to watch? Even though you know we had a lot of fun?

    • @SuzER08
      @SuzER08 2 роки тому +17

      I was wondering if anyone else noticed- did he do that on purpose?

    • @Spirila
      @Spirila 2 роки тому +16

      was looking for someone to comment on his outro - that was definitely a friendly nod to Danny :)

    • @toddbaer8535
      @toddbaer8535 2 роки тому +7

      YES dude finally someone commented on it. what an amazing easter egg

    • @skeleletonboi4533
      @skeleletonboi4533 2 роки тому +1

      I was looking for this comment!

    • @padawanofconfusion5954
      @padawanofconfusion5954 8 місяців тому

      yess the song started playing in my head immediately when he said that

  • @M3RDR
    @M3RDR 2 роки тому +3

    english isn't my first language, and as a kid i used to think the "back" in sexyback literally referred to someone having a very attractive back 😂

  • @amyg8176
    @amyg8176 2 роки тому +25

    “Her perfectly geometrically round face sucks”

  • @user-hl6ip3mb5t
    @user-hl6ip3mb5t Рік тому +4

    I love how every time he says “gold” there’s a little “GOOOOOOOOLD” in the background

  • @ImThylacine
    @ImThylacine 2 роки тому +182

    I find myself singing "I trusted you, and now your words mean NOTHING to me because your actions spoke the THUTH" far, FAR TOO OFTEN. Thanks for getting it stuck in my head again, Jarvis! 🤣

  • @maylen9299
    @maylen9299 2 роки тому +10

    14:30 WHAT. That fall was perfectly fine. He fell more than she did.

  • @beaniesketch
    @beaniesketch 2 роки тому +9

    15:06 am i crazy or was he making an Emperor's New Groove reference?

  • @raaaaHr
    @raaaaHr 2 роки тому +225

    I had a bad day at my graduation award ceremony thing today and I got home just now
    I know it's not intentional, but thank you for uploading as I lay down, it's really made my day better and lightened my mood. 💚

    • @emeralddreamer7392
      @emeralddreamer7392 2 роки тому +26

      Congratulations on graduation! I hope your day gets better :)

    • @ayvon1111
      @ayvon1111 2 роки тому +42

      If it makes you feel better at my graduation rehearsal I farted super loud and everyone went silent then busted out laughing

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes 2 роки тому +16

      @@ayvon1111 I’m so sorry but this comment killed me

    • @tristankendrick2582
      @tristankendrick2582 2 роки тому +1

      Congrats

    • @MeganVictoriaKearns
      @MeganVictoriaKearns 2 роки тому +8

      Graduation is such an accomplishment! Please remember that! I'm sorry the experience wasn't great today, hope you feel better soon! 💜

  • @ellythehuman9304
    @ellythehuman9304 2 роки тому +1

    The one aggressive dating show I remembered that was on MTV was Parental Control. I ate that up but looking back it's very embarrassing lol.

  • @michelleroberts8260
    @michelleroberts8260 2 роки тому +194

    Can we all just take a minute to appreciate all the Jarvis does for us. We can trust him to always give us the thuth.

    • @heyg0ld
      @heyg0ld 2 роки тому +12

      His actions show the thuth.

    • @earthtovesna
      @earthtovesna 2 роки тому +10

      Nothing but the thuth

    • @RikkiLove0317
      @RikkiLove0317 2 роки тому +2

      Your actions spoke the thuth~

  • @Thelastofadyingbreed
    @Thelastofadyingbreed 2 роки тому

    The genius behind leaving the car horn in the background and adding a flash of lightning McQueen is…..chef’s kiss. I love it

  • @plushdragonteddy
    @plushdragonteddy 2 роки тому +90

    you can't tell me adam wasn't making an acting choice with the way he hesitated before he said "i'd like to at least match that" - the script gave him a joke and he delivered

  • @cheryl1444
    @cheryl1444 2 роки тому +1

    the little background “golldd” gets me everytime

  • @blondeandbluechic
    @blondeandbluechic 2 роки тому +73

    NEXT: Another demonstration of misogyny and sexual harassment 🤦🏼‍♀️ “Nice Guys” are the bane of my existence

    • @vlo4829
      @vlo4829 2 роки тому +2

      I believe every episode had 1 male and 1 female with "Next" power, and the girls took shots at the guys, too. Also, I really don't think the "Next" guys were supposed to be "Nice guys". The show was over-the-top back then, too.

  • @JaneDoe-po4gu
    @JaneDoe-po4gu 2 роки тому

    the second cornball literally quoted the movie half baked when the guy quits his job when he was telling off the girls with the signs

  • @hp8685
    @hp8685 2 роки тому +71

    for some reason, after Jarvis said "this video is over now" my brain was fully primed for Danny's song to start playing 🤔🤷
    Anyway, great video Jarvis!

    • @frosty_teacup
      @frosty_teacup 2 роки тому +4

      This video is over now (over now), you'll find something else to watch (or just watch this video again) I know we had a lot of fun (a lot of fun), but you can't stay on this end screen forever (no) 🎶

    • @firstnamelastname7708
      @firstnamelastname7708 2 роки тому +2

      Me too! And a lot of the things he said after that reminded me of other lyrics of Danny’s end theme.

  • @edenamiel5078
    @edenamiel5078 2 роки тому +3

    22:46 the ending song from danny ganzalez's videos almost one to one (obviously not on purpose but still hilarious)

  • @witchypoo7353
    @witchypoo7353 2 роки тому +51

    Low rise jeans were the pain of my existence as a child. My mother & grandmother only bought me low rise jeans & constantly told me to pull up my pants 🤦‍♀️

    • @witchypoo7353
      @witchypoo7353 2 роки тому +3

      @halcyon ! ♡ ° omg yes!😂 I completely agree.

  • @Melissa-zh3zl
    @Melissa-zh3zl 2 роки тому +4

    Jesus the Keanu statement just reminded me so much of how uncool it was to like Keanu Reeves in the early/mid 2000s, and how vindicated I felt when the rest of the world realized that he’s awesome

  • @chinnchilli2842
    @chinnchilli2842 2 роки тому +78

    Those men getting nexted was a blessing in disguise, imaging dating someone with their lack of patience and failure to handle rejection in a healthy way 😭😭

  • @cartercavazos2396
    @cartercavazos2396 2 роки тому +10

    Do y’all remember the show FriendZone where they would have people pretend to create dream dates for their friends but it was really all a ploy to ask out their best friends out on national television?

  • @JonasTheBonas
    @JonasTheBonas 2 роки тому +230

    I wanna make everyone aware that mtv was how most of us none-americans learned about american behavior and culture 💀💀💀
    (I mean its still kinda accurate)

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes 2 роки тому +39

      Look I know we’re bad but we’re not like this anymore, at least not all of us.. 😭

    • @enbdedrick1295
      @enbdedrick1295 2 роки тому

      can confirm, Americans are completely unhinged and always screaming unintelligibly

    • @stop--
      @stop-- 2 роки тому +16

      While I don't wish Americans acted like this, I kinda *do* wish they acted like this at the same time. It would be much more interesting. Lol.

  • @maylen9299
    @maylen9299 2 роки тому +9

    2:25 No, stop. Please. Stop.

  • @saintsea-hat7891
    @saintsea-hat7891 2 роки тому +54

    “I’m Anirudha, I’m 23, and I’m bringing sexy back.” (Turns away from the camera like the Blair witch)

  • @faesforest
    @faesforest 2 роки тому +9

    my health teacher from last year was on an unaired episode of this show. if you had perfect attendance to her class all year she would show you the episode (because she had a dvd of it). My sister saw it but I never did because of COVID.

  • @Ashcashfain
    @Ashcashfain 2 роки тому +14

    MTV: does something racist
    Me: I genuinely have no clue what that meant. I don't even know what they said. This is privilege.

  • @Nothingseen
    @Nothingseen 2 роки тому +8

    6:18 contains a profound truth. There were no good old days. It was always this stupid.

  • @JJ-jw9ec
    @JJ-jw9ec 2 роки тому +185

    I haven't even finished the intro yet, but i just wanna say, i also used to watch this a lot back in the days when it was on MTV and i have to admit that show was like one of my first exposures to gay/queer people 🙈 im queer myself, so i wonder if that show helped me start questioning my own sexuality because it showed me that 2 men can be dating and that that's totally normal :3 the show itself was tacky, but I'm kinda grateful i grew up with it

  • @XiaoIsMyHusbandBTW
    @XiaoIsMyHusbandBTW 2 роки тому +7

    No because right after he demonstrated to us what "ninga sex" was, I got an ad and the first thing it said was "it takes a lot to admit that you need help"

  • @riverpinecone
    @riverpinecone 2 роки тому +58

    "I trusted you, but now your words mean nothing to me because your actions spoke the thuth" lives in my head rent free til this day

    • @jasminelondon690
      @jasminelondon690 2 роки тому +1

      Same

    • @holly9454
      @holly9454 2 роки тому +1

      What's the video? I remember it vaguely but I can't put my finger on it!

    • @YourPlaywright
      @YourPlaywright 2 роки тому +4

      @holly my brain is saying it’s the one where he went over the teen relationship angst accounts on instagram and he made some into little songs

    • @zammoof
      @zammoof 2 роки тому +2

      i think of it all day every day, or at least once a week lol

  • @CocoLicious
    @CocoLicious 2 роки тому +14

    I watched way more hours of MTV dating shows in the early 2000s than I'm ever ready to admit.

  • @theterriblemonarch
    @theterriblemonarch 2 роки тому +28

    4:59 chris (i think), in the top left, is actually causing me physical pain in this shot lmao

  • @edaj1990
    @edaj1990 2 роки тому +14

    2:18 that gave me flash backs of when everyone used to say thug life *shudders*

    • @ORAKLE
      @ORAKLE 2 роки тому +1

      *chuckle*

  • @rachaellyle9937
    @rachaellyle9937 2 роки тому +51

    "Being one ethnicity is so last century" Picks the first blonde girl 😂

  • @lilydelapena6143
    @lilydelapena6143 2 роки тому +1

    the way that he speaks danny’s outro song at the end

  • @girlwholovesmonsters627
    @girlwholovesmonsters627 2 роки тому +35

    Charity lol. She was the assistant on the first season of LA Hair that offended Omarosa by not knowing who she was lol.

  • @alexisb3829
    @alexisb3829 Рік тому +1

    That guy really said I’d like to at least make $1 lol not getting his hope up

  • @lpsquestie3495
    @lpsquestie3495 2 роки тому +60

    Charity seems like the type to yell at me for not putting enough whipp cream on her latte and now I feel sad...

    • @XiaoIsMyHusbandBTW
      @XiaoIsMyHusbandBTW 2 роки тому +2

      I feel like everyone is trying to call me out because my name is charity

  • @TalesofRezz
    @TalesofRezz 2 роки тому +34

    Dude, that Lightning McQueen honk was so funny. You're always so enjoyable to watch Jarvis. Thank you for being you.

  • @wheatywhaffle7344
    @wheatywhaffle7344 2 роки тому +7

    2:59 the animation channels in an alternate dimension where Jarvis produces breast milk

  • @LunaDragon147
    @LunaDragon147 2 роки тому +25

    Jarvis, I want you to know that the “GOOOOLLLDDD” audio lives in my head and haunts me lol

  • @Dreamprism
    @Dreamprism 2 роки тому

    I watched this show ONCE when I was surfing through channels as a teen.

  • @hammerbeam
    @hammerbeam 2 роки тому +32

    It’s not free. I paid Jarvis 20 dollars for this golden content

    • @hammerbeam
      @hammerbeam 2 роки тому +2

      @halcyon ! ♡ ° well I got in early