One Minute of Dad Jokes on Dock Tok

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    The ways dad jokes differ from other jokes and indeed other forms of humor can be telling. (Humor researchers caution us most earnestly that if we dare to dissect why a joke is even funny, it'll take all the humor out of it. But since dad jokes are mostly not very funny anyway, I think we can take a chance).
    What Makes a Joke Funny?
    On the face of it we may think of jokes as fun and games, a way to make others laugh from delight and surprise. Humor has been shown to bring people closer socially and relieve the stress of negative situations. Jokes have an undeniable power to reveal truths and create a rapport.
    Then again, Freud famously argued that jokes were a socially acceptable form
    of hostility and aggression. Successful joke telling can form a bond between the teller and the audience, but sometimes they are banded together against the butt of the joke. It turns out the social forces that drive our use of jokes, while they may improve our moods, aren't always a laughing matter.
    Topics that are usually too inappropriate to discuss in certain polite circles can be comedy gold to others: people falling and hurting themselves; people's personal traits such as weight, height, hair color, or ethnicities; even taboo or sexual subjects. Jokes can reinforce conservative, conventional views of what's considered normal."The racist can safely broach a taboo subject by making a nasty remark cloaked in humor-that is, to use humor as a testing device," notes Peter Farb. The listener can show whether they find it acceptable by laughing, or not.
    What makes a thing funny? At its core, humor seems to be all about incongruity. Comic situations set up a context where something is marked or out of place. This oddness, far different to what we were led to expect or what we blithely assume is normal, is what makes things funny. The joke par excellence has to be cleverly original, yet not too clever that no one can get it. Telling a good joke needs a delicate balance.
    Successful jokes, especially when new to the listener, can increase the social status of the teller in the hierarchy of a group, allowing them control over the social interaction. If you're a good comedian, people are going to give you more opportunities to tell jokes. The performance of joke telling actually usurps the normal turn-taking customs of conversation by reserving the right to speak and forcing listeners to play along with the format of the joke (for example in a knock-knock joke or riddle). For the time of the joke, it's an exercise in defining a reality that is "fiercely conservative," according to some researchers, maintaining our conventional views of the world by laughing at what's different. laughter you laugh you lose

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  • @johnbauman4005
    @johnbauman4005 Рік тому +10693

    Alternative punchline for the dog & scrabble tiles: Vet took x-rays and said his next bowel movement could spell disaster.

    • @adammaccallum9245
      @adammaccallum9245 Рік тому +670

      Or his next vowel movement....I'll see my self out, good day sir.

    • @robvlob
      @robvlob Рік тому +155

      I like that punchline better.

    • @nicdavis1202
      @nicdavis1202 Рік тому +126

      But, you only get 7 letters.
      Dog’s been cheating.

    • @robvlob
      @robvlob Рік тому +83

      @@nicdavis1202 I bet he feels regret somewhere in there.

    • @PAKallman
      @PAKallman Рік тому +27

      ​@@nicdavis1202 ate a whole bag is the set up

  • @prayerforceone
    @prayerforceone Рік тому +2019

    True story: it’s actually illegal to eat Scrabble tiles. Repeat offenders could end up with a long sentence.

  • @victherocker
    @victherocker Рік тому +8072

    The dad who memorized the root of 666 deserves a prize

    • @morganh2800
      @morganh2800 Рік тому +152

      I had to watch it again just so i could stop it and write it down. Lol

    • @sunstruckfarms4489
      @sunstruckfarms4489 Рік тому +18

      ​@@morganh2800 same

    • @Pichus08
      @Pichus08 Рік тому +50

      Quickly checked... deamn, it is really root of evil! 😅

    • @gregholl5011
      @gregholl5011 Рік тому +10

      which root? there's square root, cube root etcetera.

    • @jessekitchens3364
      @jessekitchens3364 Рік тому +7

      I'm not too unsure that couldn't have been on the inside of those ridiculous glasses 😂 but still savage

  • @burzum8312
    @burzum8312 Рік тому +767

    I was crying at a local bar yesterday. The bartender asked me what's the matter. I told him my wife said she's not gona talk to me for a month. Bartender said that's not so bad. I said, it is. Today's the end of the month.

  • @PhantomFilmAustralia
    @PhantomFilmAustralia 2 роки тому +3745

    The delivery on the "Thanks for nothing" line was executed to perfection.

    • @damnedtolive9121
      @damnedtolive9121 Рік тому +27

      10/10 ran immediately to the comments section

    • @johngregory9253
      @johngregory9253 Рік тому +3

      😂

    • @TheAnnoyingBoss
      @TheAnnoyingBoss Рік тому +16

      Fun fact, the root of all evil is actually the love of money. The money isn't evil, the love of the money is the root of the evil.

    • @albertweikel9032
      @albertweikel9032 Рік тому +4

      that line killed me!....🤣

    • @badcornflakes6374
      @badcornflakes6374 Рік тому +1

      That's your dad after a hard day's work drinking a beer in the garage

  • @revan1lord
    @revan1lord Рік тому +214

    I was at my wife's friend's funeral. I asked if I could say a word, she said sure.
    "Plethora", I said.
    she responded, "thanks, that means a lot"

    • @T-1001
      @T-1001 Рік тому +6

      Underrated

    • @revan1lord
      @revan1lord Рік тому +1

      @@T-1001 many thanks

    • @AmokBR
      @AmokBR Рік тому +1

      Lol, took me a while to get it

    • @surajk1036
      @surajk1036 Рік тому

      ​@@AmokBRI didn't get it

    • @AmokBR
      @AmokBR 11 місяців тому +6

      @@surajk1036 “Plethora” means “many” or “a lot”, hence the wife’s response.

  • @nicdavis1202
    @nicdavis1202 Рік тому +644

    Could have kept his job at the bank if he’d apologized…. Guess he lost interest.
    Or needed some change.

    • @pushups4thepain
      @pushups4thepain Рік тому +13

      good one

    • @rufushughes4331
      @rufushughes4331 Рік тому +16

      He was vaulted out on whose account, though? Is the family checking?

    • @rufushughes4331
      @rufushughes4331 Рік тому +4

      He was vaulted out on whose account, though? Is the family checking?

    • @artistale4586
      @artistale4586 Рік тому +6

      I doubt they’d fund it and just stock you with the bill

    • @Influential1blis
      @Influential1blis Рік тому +9

      Lemme give you my 2 cents

  • @DaGreenMarshmello
    @DaGreenMarshmello Рік тому +773

    “I don’t want to interrupt her”
    🤣🤣holy fuck

    • @RedEyedJedi
      @RedEyedJedi Рік тому +18

      That was the best joke out of the lot of them because it's true 😂

    • @99Yeti
      @99Yeti Рік тому +3

      I don’t understand it

    • @KoarTCN
      @KoarTCN Рік тому

      ​@@99Yeticuz women never stop talking.

    • @stevebengel1346
      @stevebengel1346 Рік тому

      ​@@99Yetiit means that his wife never stops talking

    • @benr979
      @benr979 Рік тому +4

      This was an old Rodney Dangerfield line back in the day! Classic

  • @ellisonhamilton3322
    @ellisonhamilton3322 2 роки тому +2647

    I got fired from my quality control job at the M & M factory. I kept rejecting all the Ws.

  • @Sujad
    @Sujad Рік тому +305

    Steak puns are a rare medium well done.

  • @jjhbball
    @jjhbball Рік тому +242

    These are high quality dad jokes

  • @dewimatthews
    @dewimatthews Рік тому +100

    A butcher put some ribeye up on a shelf saying he’d give them to whoever guessed their weight.
    No one took the challenge....they thought the steaks were too high.

  • @joegilly1523
    @joegilly1523 Рік тому +761

    Only 7 years of not interrupting,that's a good start.

    • @SweatyFatGuy
      @SweatyFatGuy Рік тому +8

      its been 21 years since I interrupted my wife, it was easy after I lost 150 ugly pounds.

    • @TheBulbasaurKid
      @TheBulbasaurKid Рік тому +7

      I don't get that one, can you explain?

    • @GuzzlingDuck
      @GuzzlingDuck Рік тому

      I probably woulda laughed if he just didn't finish that joke, lmao

    • @AS_210
      @AS_210 Рік тому +28

      ​@@TheBulbasaurKidshe's been talking non-stop for 7 years

    • @bonzopippinpaddleopsicopolis
      @bonzopippinpaddleopsicopolis Рік тому +1

      ​@@AS_210 ohh lmao

  • @flatsixx
    @flatsixx Рік тому +75

    This video does an excellent job of capturing how dead inside us married dad types are.

    • @TJay41
      @TJay41 4 дні тому +1

      Yeah, but the fact that you still have a sense of humor says a lot about you, hat off to you

  • @Dilshad-gu7je
    @Dilshad-gu7je 2 роки тому +679

    Watching these is like when you really hurt yourself and laugh, despite the pain.

    • @UnbyHoundredTwenty
      @UnbyHoundredTwenty 2 роки тому +5

      Can't relate, I'm not stupid

    • @ereHeuqibmazoM
      @ereHeuqibmazoM Рік тому +5

      I was laughing instead of crying like I thought I would when I wr clef my last cbr. Couldn’t move my legs but was chuckling at how fkin stupid this all is as gonna get once the paramedics arrived.

    • @gabler7992
      @gabler7992 Рік тому +3

      you laugh at pain so it goeas away embarrassed

    • @loneshadow0844
      @loneshadow0844 Рік тому +4

      Felt the same way falling into a pile of Russian Olives. Got stabbed by a lot of them and just laughed as I laid there in slight pain

    • @prastoworiyan4701
      @prastoworiyan4701 Рік тому +1

      ​@@ereHeuqibmazoM

  • @kyoooo
    @kyoooo Рік тому +82

    Dude got 7/11 trucker hat and visor on, he livin the life

  • @grandadmiralsuntzu5066
    @grandadmiralsuntzu5066 Рік тому +200

    My dude just memorized the root of all evil

  • @aboxthatdrools
    @aboxthatdrools Рік тому +229

    "To the guy who invented the number zero. Thanks for nothing."
    That Indian guy: 👁️👄👁️

    • @lakshacc5954
      @lakshacc5954 Рік тому +2

      Lmao

    • @vanfad1286
      @vanfad1286 Рік тому +2

      Nice

    • @adityaaggarwal7481
      @adityaaggarwal7481 Рік тому +8

      @@ashvindkumar5471 it was aryabhatt actually.

    • @pruthvikchaudhari9977
      @pruthvikchaudhari9977 Рік тому +2

      ​@@adityaaggarwal7481 why the word actually in your reply. It makes it sound like Aryabhatta was not Indian 😅😅😅

    • @adityaaggarwal7481
      @adityaaggarwal7481 Рік тому

      @@pruthvikchaudhari9977 the person whom I replied said it was ramanujan who invented zero

  • @davidwalker2057
    @davidwalker2057 10 місяців тому +5

    I watched this like 30 times!!! These guys are awesome!! the root of all evil!!!... No word yet!!! I don't wanna interrupt her... the straight faces!! thanks for nothin....

  • @P_Rizzo
    @P_Rizzo Рік тому +38

    All hail the Fraternal Association of Really Talented Enthusiastic Dads 😂

  • @JimHassey
    @JimHassey Рік тому +107

    "Haven't talked to my wife in 7 years..." Great one !!....

  • @mttw_kzn2510
    @mttw_kzn2510 Рік тому +43

    these aren't even considered as jokes to them, this is just the universal language of all dads in the world

  • @_-_TheShadow_-_
    @_-_TheShadow_-_ Рік тому +113

    "So I pushed her!" Not gonna lie I just realized I'm pretty dumb, took me a good while to get that one😂😂

    • @brianschuetz2614
      @brianschuetz2614 Рік тому +8

      I can be a little slow sometimes, myself.

    • @noman101
      @noman101 Рік тому +6

      I still didn't get it

    • @_-_TheShadow_-_
      @_-_TheShadow_-_ Рік тому +13

      @@noman101 her physical balance, to see if she would fall over when he pushed her 😅

    • @MyWillBeDone
      @MyWillBeDone Рік тому

      ​@EagleStryker1 yea man... it's like something just trips

    • @arnold2011
      @arnold2011 Рік тому +5

      If you don’t know English that well, Dad jokes are really hard to understand.

  • @ronaldhill7180
    @ronaldhill7180 Рік тому +23

    Thanks, I needed this today.....God Bless

  • @soullessangel207
    @soullessangel207 Рік тому +23

    THE STRAIGHT FACES 😂😂 their delivery and reactions 😂

    • @bigolomofe415
      @bigolomofe415 Рік тому

      That's what does it for me 😂

    • @bigolomofe415
      @bigolomofe415 Рік тому

      Esp the pause then nod after " we all make miss steaks" 😂

  • @ChiChi-tn2kc
    @ChiChi-tn2kc Рік тому +10

    The root of all evil got me. 😂

  • @frolfenuugen4lyfe
    @frolfenuugen4lyfe Рік тому +117

    My fav was the guy that doesn't wanna interrupt his wife. 🤣

    • @billolsen4360
      @billolsen4360 Рік тому +16

      Cop pulls over an old man who's driving a convertible. Cop says, "Sir, when you hit that bump a couple blocks back, your wife was thrown out of the car."
      Old man replies, "THANK you, Officer. I thought I'd gone deaf."

    • @roidblitzed
      @roidblitzed Рік тому +3

      I didnt understand that one

    • @TheOne-pn2cy
      @TheOne-pn2cy Рік тому +4

      @@roidblitzedcuz his wife never stops talking

    • @roidblitzed
      @roidblitzed Рік тому +4

      @@billolsen4360 good one 😂

    • @roidblitzed
      @roidblitzed Рік тому +2

      @@TheOne-pn2cy thank you it makes sense now 😂

  • @kathleen2754
    @kathleen2754 Рік тому +2

    The fact that y'all can just sit there and not bust out laughing I will never know how. I almost lost it on the first and second jokes 😂😂😂

  • @gordyhernandez9203
    @gordyhernandez9203 Рік тому +95

    Kids asked about marriage joke was so funny, the duck in the distance started quacking up🤣🤣🤣

  • @mr.nobody9697
    @mr.nobody9697 Рік тому +7

    Dont know why but the "to the guy that invented 0, thanks for nothing" cracked me up. I think it was the delivery that got me.

  • @Afif.anNayem.asSalafi
    @Afif.anNayem.asSalafi Рік тому +20

    I could listen to this all day.

  • @v3ngence138
    @v3ngence138 Рік тому +3

    Broo, I was holding it at first, but I genuinely can't hold it in anymore watching it a second time. I'm burst to laughter every single time 🤣

  • @ck1abe515
    @ck1abe515 Рік тому +46

    🤣 the 1st joke had me rolling 🤣, I'm gonna go out on a limb here, and say that the woman had zero balance 🤣🤷‍♂️🤣

  • @yahdood6015
    @yahdood6015 Рік тому +16

    It’s a known fact that to conceal laughter, the local dad will take a sip from his morning brew

  • @daqurisicola9665
    @daqurisicola9665 Рік тому +160

    The dude in the 7 Eleven hat
    Omg. His glasses. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @20thcenturygamer22
      @20thcenturygamer22 Рік тому +2

      I'd like a set, anyone know where I could get one?

    • @Amigo21189
      @Amigo21189 Рік тому +3

      Hands down the funniest thing in the clip.

    • @zirconblue2
      @zirconblue2 Рік тому +3

      ​@@20thcenturygamer22 try searching JackJad mask

    • @rebeccaherrera6006
      @rebeccaherrera6006 Рік тому +3

      @@20thcenturygamer22 make sure you use key words -full shade. It came up as “jackjad fashion oversized mask shape shield style sunglasses”

    • @ShadowFoxSF
      @ShadowFoxSF Рік тому +4

      I was too distracted by those shades for 2 or 3 runs through I didn't even see the hat

  • @GiGi1217
    @GiGi1217 Рік тому +3

    These guys are too much. Love it! As you swiftly move calmly to water beneath you. No Word Yet, Don't want to interrupt her. ALL great ones. Look 4ward to more of these!!

  • @CautiousDad
    @CautiousDad Рік тому +5

    Ngl as a dad I do appreciate a good dad joke, it's what I do most of the time 🥰

  • @aisforapple2494
    @aisforapple2494 2 місяці тому +1

    The last one is the best! 🤣

  • @josephhunt7920
    @josephhunt7920 Рік тому +58

    Hahaha! I memorized the square root of 666 back in 1993 and I can still blab it out on command! Thank you Ti-83

    • @claude199x
      @claude199x Рік тому +4

      Best scientific calculator I have ever had.

    • @troybaxter
      @troybaxter Рік тому +1

      TI-84 Plus is superior, but TI-83 is still quality.

    • @claude199x
      @claude199x Рік тому +1

      @@troybaxter oh no you didn't...

    • @cameronevans5547
      @cameronevans5547 Рік тому +1

      I got all these jokes but that one please explain it. I swear I should understand it but sadly I’m not witted enough to.

  • @The-Rest-of-Us
    @The-Rest-of-Us Рік тому

    The 2 jokes that weren’t just puns were actually the funniest. 😄

  • @habbadabbado5765
    @habbadabbado5765 Рік тому +30

    All day long, these jokes can fall like pearls of wisdom from their mouths

  • @kamrans2887
    @kamrans2887 Рік тому +2

    😂😂😂 My family always sarcasticlly laugh at my dad jokes but I enjoy them myself 😅

  • @therealbeedubbs35
    @therealbeedubbs35 Рік тому +95

    The son asking what it’s like to be married joke! 🤣 straight laughed so hard 👏👏👏👏

  • @claudiahall5237
    @claudiahall5237 Рік тому +1

    Ok.. this is so dumb it's brilliant!! Thank u!! 😂😂

  • @torbjornlekberg7756
    @torbjornlekberg7756 10 місяців тому +1

    That last one was great!

  • @michelleadamchak1330
    @michelleadamchak1330 2 роки тому +26

    Ah, Dock Tok dad jokes. What a perfect way to start a nice, relaxing, easy Sunday. Heartfelt thanks for your creative genius!!

  • @esmeraldablack2365
    @esmeraldablack2365 8 місяців тому +1

    Love the first 3 (check balance, dog swallowed scrabble & did not want to interrupt wife ) and the zero joke. 😂😂😂

  • @ogenevieve
    @ogenevieve Рік тому +418

    My 93-year-old, Korean war vet dad, who just got out of the hospital today called me and said: "This woman went into a tattoo shop that had a sign up that read ' free tattoos for women if you show us your boobs.'" I didn't know how to respond, but before I could ask him what the joke was he said, "the name of the shop was 'Tit for Tat.'" He's got a million of them!

    • @rorybattersby5636
      @rorybattersby5636 Рік тому

      wow guys you need to get a life

    • @travo1228
      @travo1228 Рік тому +5

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Hashiriya985
      @Hashiriya985 Рік тому +4

      I was not prepared for that one

    • @deidrataylor1360
      @deidrataylor1360 Рік тому +1

      That was a good one 😂

    • @ogenevieve
      @ogenevieve Рік тому +6

      To everyone who took the time to tap the 👍, I want to say thank you so much bcuz when I told him that I wrote this and that 395 ppl liked it, I don't have the words to describe how much that meant to him. He's also lost his sight in the last couple of years, so he can't read it himself, so again I thank each one of you.

  • @zacharymartin1876
    @zacharymartin1876 Рік тому +6

    Saw a one legged man at the ATM, he was checking his balance.

  • @thebigcheese_6997
    @thebigcheese_6997 2 роки тому +81

    Bro that last one had me flying halfway across Panama 💀

  • @DadMakesJokes
    @DadMakesJokes Рік тому +14

    I haven't talked to my wife in 7 years because I didn't want to interrupt her 😂😂😂

  • @lemdisco4575
    @lemdisco4575 Рік тому +4

    Pure, %100, Gold.

  • @warrenb9343
    @warrenb9343 Рік тому +3

    Love these! Keep 'em coming. I've heard the "didn't want to interrupt her..." one many times. It still gets me!

  • @quintopia
    @quintopia Рік тому +16

    you got me with the balancing the mug on your hand

  • @lantosrevial8846
    @lantosrevial8846 Рік тому +1

    Simply lovely.

  • @KrisMcCauley
    @KrisMcCauley 2 роки тому +13

    I would like longer pauses maybe a sip on the coffee. Could be super relaxing just having two buds down by the lake horsin

  • @wandarobinson5612
    @wandarobinson5612 Рік тому

    Love the PUNS! Play On Words….LOVE IT!!!

  • @ronaldwilliams9600
    @ronaldwilliams9600 Рік тому +10

    Okay… the “no word yet” got me good.

  • @Akumansion
    @Akumansion Рік тому +4

    the dude in the last looked genuinely impressed.

  • @aebalc
    @aebalc Рік тому +22

    This is why the internet exists.

  • @adel8632
    @adel8632 Рік тому

    I love these guys! I in a world of seriousness and corruption and evil, this is amazingly refreshing.

  • @JohnTurner313
    @JohnTurner313 Рік тому +13

    "So I pushed her" and "I don't want to interrupt her" 😂

  • @chips1a
    @chips1a Рік тому

    I love these. Life doesn't have to be any more complicated then this.

  • @firewaterbydesign
    @firewaterbydesign Рік тому +9

    A few of these were pretty good!! My favorite was the dog 🐕 eating the tiles and the sqare root of evil!! An honorable mention to being married!!

  • @noneyabusiness9441
    @noneyabusiness9441 Рік тому

    I want to thank you gentlemen, I used one of your jokes at the Cancer Center Thursday about the shark attack. Lol I had everyone laughing, so thank you very much. Laughter is the best medicine.❤❤❤❤

  • @stinkytoy
    @stinkytoy 2 роки тому +23

    Ive honestly never heard a single one of these before. All solid. Now subscribed 👍🏻

  • @akazy7906
    @akazy7906 Рік тому +1

    Satire after pun after pun, INCREDIBLE JOKES

  • @reeseross9504
    @reeseross9504 Рік тому +7

    The first one gets me 😂 yeah I'll check your balance push, your balance is off 😂🤣.

    • @hughphil
      @hughphil 10 місяців тому

      I'm a French woman, and don't understand that bank balance check joke; please explain it to me.

  • @zorro8375
    @zorro8375 Рік тому +5

    Had this on repeat for an hour

  • @ericestes3567
    @ericestes3567 Рік тому +12

    The root of all evil joke is genius

  • @LuckSpinner
    @LuckSpinner 8 місяців тому

    Their Ray Dunn cups got me rollin'!!! 😁🤣☕️

  • @CoreniaBug
    @CoreniaBug 2 місяці тому +1

    Dad jokes 😂 I hope my dad jokes live up to theirs 😊

  • @Auvas_Damask
    @Auvas_Damask 2 роки тому +23

    Doesn't anyone else realize how long it must have taken them to get those shorts considering they've been growing new beards all the time?

  • @MsMars.
    @MsMars. Рік тому +1

    Some of these are actually Funny and clever.

  • @ninh05
    @ninh05 Рік тому +3

    Havent’t talked to my wife for 7 years…
    This is not a joke, it’s wisdom for a happy life.

  • @dahwydmoran3396
    @dahwydmoran3396 Рік тому +1

    The way his cup is sitting towards the end got me. Lol

  • @steveroberts728
    @steveroberts728 Рік тому +7

    Only seven years ? I’ve been married for twenty four years and I’m still waiting for a chance to say anything.

  • @Livin4Him...
    @Livin4Him... Рік тому +1

    Too funny.

  • @ironmanthunder100
    @ironmanthunder100 Рік тому +3

    These top their dad jokes yo!

  • @fritzmiller9792
    @fritzmiller9792 Рік тому

    Haha, I actually didn't get the dog scrabble tile joke until the second time through. Great Dad Jokes !

  • @EarlGrey-YT
    @EarlGrey-YT 2 роки тому +9

    I just really need to get one of those visors.

  • @gamalielharris8066
    @gamalielharris8066 Рік тому +1

    The zero pun killed me

  • @deweyoxburger5470
    @deweyoxburger5470 Рік тому +5

    "what do you do when you have an elephant with 3 balls? You walk him and pitch to the rhino"

  • @ChineduOpara
    @ChineduOpara Рік тому

    These are all gold!! 😂

  • @francoiskeulen
    @francoiskeulen 2 роки тому +9

    I like the sunglass of the guy with the 7-eleven cap.

  • @Drsteezymcgee
    @Drsteezymcgee Рік тому

    Yup I'm getting old.. the last one made me burst out in laughter 🤣

  • @EyeonthePrize247
    @EyeonthePrize247 2 роки тому +5

    Sheesh, they’ve got legs for days.

  • @MostPowerfulPMofIndia
    @MostPowerfulPMofIndia Рік тому +1

    Top notch
    This is addictive

  • @reecec1379
    @reecec1379 Рік тому +6

    "I got fired from the bank. A woman askes me to check her balance, and I pushed her over"
    "She said,'No, Money!' and to that I kicked her knee."

  • @meehow3694
    @meehow3694 Рік тому +70

    We need more please. This was perfection.

  • @garethzbarker
    @garethzbarker Рік тому

    I don't know why this is on my feed, but that's quality dad joke material.

  • @Arthur._Morgan
    @Arthur._Morgan Рік тому +9

    my girlfriend was upset recently because her dog died. I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one, but then she just yelled at me, "WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH TWO DEAD DOGS!?"
    (disclaimer: I don't take credit for inventing this joke, but I can't remember its real origin.)

  • @ITseNano_YT
    @ITseNano_YT Рік тому

    "Thanks for nothing "😂😂😂. Actually super funny dad joke

  • @sbahrin73mahmod
    @sbahrin73mahmod 2 роки тому +4

    Omg...😆😆😆

  • @gv1lle
    @gv1lle Рік тому

    Absolute Kings.
    Subscribed with notifications!

  • @frankietorres1901
    @frankietorres1901 Рік тому +4

    What did the Roman soldier that put Jesus on the cross after his third try say ???nailed it

  • @md7761
    @md7761 Рік тому

    It's hilariously funny for no reason. 😂

  • @ChrisPileggi
    @ChrisPileggi Рік тому +5

    "...so I took him to the vet. It was a real crapshoot."

  • @thegamingpuff3744
    @thegamingpuff3744 Рік тому +1

    The root of evil being 25.807 is f***ing amazing 😂

  • @teyvang3953
    @teyvang3953 Рік тому

    All jokes gave me a good chuckle... good job guys.