Friday Favs-Best Dad Jokes on Dock Tok

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  • Опубліковано 27 жов 2024

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  • @Video81501
    @Video81501 23 дні тому +64

    20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Steve Jobs, and Bob Hope. Now we have no cash, no jobs, and no hope. God, please don't take Kevin Bacon.

    • @ironymatt
      @ironymatt 23 дні тому +2

      Gotta update it to 25 years
      - _that guy_

    • @ang8925
      @ang8925 23 дні тому +4

      Such an oldie but goodie, 4got about that joke😂

    • @cjstato
      @cjstato 23 дні тому +2

      Shame about Johnny cash... As for the rest of em ...

    • @maxinemcelroy8902
      @maxinemcelroy8902 23 дні тому

      Amen 🙏

    • @Psalms341
      @Psalms341 22 дні тому

      😂

  • @natecejka
    @natecejka 23 дні тому +24

    I ate a clock yesterday. It was very time consuming.

    • @ThePopeII
      @ThePopeII 23 дні тому +1

      I spent hours yesterday tying my old watches together to make a belt. It was a complete waist of time.

  • @Robsan40
    @Robsan40 23 дні тому +12

    Kevin's driver brings home The Bacon every day.

  • @jdubbizness
    @jdubbizness 23 дні тому +15

    Solid collection this week 😂😂😂

  • @StepUPNJ
    @StepUPNJ 23 дні тому +11

    Why don't skeletons fight each other?
    They don't have the guts.
    Why did the scarecrow win an award?
    Because he was outstanding in his field.

  • @timothyhudson7999
    @timothyhudson7999 23 дні тому +14

    How you you repair a flat pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.

  • @krishenelliah4191
    @krishenelliah4191 23 дні тому +6

    Friend of mine got a job a glue manufacturing company last week.....got fired today🤐 apparently he got into a sticky situation with the supervisor 😊

  • @theusher2893
    @theusher2893 23 дні тому +7

    I used to have an artificial plant. One week I forgot to pretend to water it and it died.

  • @cindyhesson9213
    @cindyhesson9213 23 дні тому +5

    Loved the Kevin Bacon collab ❤ But you guys are great ,every video ❤

  • @nightowl8983
    @nightowl8983 20 днів тому +1

    The little things that are hilarious 😂

  • @SolidworksUnlimited
    @SolidworksUnlimited 23 дні тому +2

    I dont sing in the shower, im to busy washing my singys😅

  • @hankhooper1637
    @hankhooper1637 8 днів тому

    The Lance one made me lol. The polar bear one im totally telling my 6 year old.

  • @markzauch111
    @markzauch111 17 днів тому

    fark i love these! luv ya work boys!

  • @j5555785
    @j5555785 23 дні тому +2

    So good

  • @SverigeiSverige
    @SverigeiSverige 23 дні тому +3

    Carried away 😄😃🤣

  • @olliee1919
    @olliee1919 23 дні тому +4

    Get Jim Carrey on next time!

    • @DockTok
      @DockTok  23 дні тому +6

      WOULD BE AMAZING!

    • @olliee1919
      @olliee1919 23 дні тому +1

      @@DockTok Love your jokes and the vibe, guys. Thanks for the reply!

  • @geoffroi-le-Hook
    @geoffroi-le-Hook 23 дні тому +20

    I saw a T-shirt the other day that said LGBT .... Liberty, Guns, Beer, and Trump

  • @alexev4329
    @alexev4329 23 дні тому +2

    I didn’t get a polar bear joke please

    • @4stringp877
      @4stringp877 23 дні тому +3

      Polar bear meets seal, seal no longer exists after meeting polar bear hence polar bear + seal = polar bear only

    • @alexev4329
      @alexev4329 23 дні тому +2

      @@4stringp877 oh ok - thank you!

  • @hanve
    @hanve 18 днів тому

    ❤❤❤

  • @Robsan40
    @Robsan40 23 дні тому +4

    Do you know in which area women's hair is the curliest?
    In Africa.

  • @Tempo50
    @Tempo50 18 днів тому

    Why do guys sit with their legs spread wide open? ( white pants)

  • @rajeev1962
    @rajeev1962 14 днів тому

    😅😂❤❤

  • @Smoothjock
    @Smoothjock 23 дні тому +12

    I wonder whether the fact that I really appreciate these jokes is at all related to my age?
    I’m 73.

    • @BrittMassey
      @BrittMassey 23 дні тому

      Why does it seem that Dad jokes are always - bad jokes !

    • @Smoothjock
      @Smoothjock 23 дні тому

      @@BrittMassey ach, ye hae bar sense oh Irony!!

    • @keithhartman9946
      @keithhartman9946 23 дні тому +2

      Okay, so your 73
      But how old are you?

    • @thelonesomefisherman7425
      @thelonesomefisherman7425 23 дні тому +3

      ​@keithhartman9946
      "You're never too old to have a happy childhood."
      My friend, Steve, 81.

    • @maxinemcelroy8902
      @maxinemcelroy8902 23 дні тому +1

      🤔 I'm 71 and I love em😊

  • @debsendlschtr2938
    @debsendlschtr2938 11 днів тому

    Are you still trying to buy black votes by excusing loan debt? !