"Hey *snaps fingers* HEY *slaps astartes awake* wake up samurai we've got a plane of existence to burn *puts on dope aviators* The big E circa:......idk warp time
Only with the primaris and their new armor mark has the imperium had its shit together again. 30k gear was better than a lot of 40k gear, they knew how to maintain it, and creating space marines was much more stable and consistent. The legions also had much more time to train new astartes instead of sending them out still drying from the medicae.
Nah don’t worry Sigismund was just Built Different. He died in a sword fight against Chaos-buffed Abbadon, trading his life for the opportunity to impale him. Sadly Abby lived and Siggy did not, but Abbadon does note that the only reason he came out of that OK was that Sigismund was slowing down in his old age. Out of respect for such an opponent, he actually had Sigismund’s body and gear cleaned up and sent back to the Imperium.
Big E: "I'm not a god." Also Big E: *has a flaming sword, golden armor, a sun-bright halo, magical powers, and sits on a throne like an omnipotent being
@@zaberfang Emperor of mankind isnt exactly the most common of titles. If you speak that any man can become that, Inquisitors will knock on your doorstep
Sigismond: "We have to wait for Gulliman!" Dorn: "Why would I ever need that bean counters help?!" Sigismond: "Because you're not as strong as hi-" *immediately punched in the gut*
Naw it was cuz Dorn was hella gay for Sigi but had a complex so he could never really barely say more than a few words to him at a time or even look him in the eye without exposing his Sigimunch asscravings
"You are called upon to serve as my hand in these dark times, my champion, seek out and destroy the Imperium's enemies." "Of course my Emperor, is there anything else I can do for you?" "Maybe tell everyone to chill with the whole God thing, I'm really uncomfortable with that." "Bzzzt bzzzt, can't hear you, must be losing reception, okay thanks bye."
The God Emperor in his golden throne after his new champion leroy jenkins the enemy frontline without helmet for the 1928272828292919th time: 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
The Emporer's Champion among 10 often wear helmets. The problem is its like The Arbiter in Halo, in which they are expected to die fighting both their hearts out. The only other one I know of beside Sigismund died at Helsreach off-screen from a Harpoon through the chest.
Sigismund is the best boi, such a disappointment he died and didint kill abbaddon, abbaddon is lucky he had his apothecaries. I really wish abbaddon had a permanent wound from sigismung would have meant it pretty meaningful.
It didn’t help sigismund was afflicted by old age and abbaddon was not. But abbaddon respected him even tho they were on opposite sides even after was full blown chaos.
As someone put it best: "Hey, we've got all these chaos marines with names and history running around during the Siege, that have never even been mentioned at all in decades of 40k lore, what should we do with them?" "Throw Sigismund at them, he'll take care of the plot holes" "Oh, all right"
During the Siege of Terra, the Loyalists are struggling to defend and the Traitors fighting to the death. Meanwhile Sigismund is busy piling on high body counts.
Sigismund is that one player in an FPS who knows all the spawn points in the map, and then spends the entire game spawn camping while the rest of the team actually tries to work in unison.
Black templar wakes up: "ugh, hey guys I has such a weird dream, it was the emperor telling me to fight harder than usual." Every other templar in the area: *collective gasp*
Sigismund the astarte daemon smoothie maker, The blender swordman , The man who is the embodiment of "Parry this you filthy casual" as he both blocks your attack and cuts you in half at the same time
Taking a nap when all of a sudden GOD HIMSELF comes to you and says you need to start stabbing the fuck out of the biggest dudes you can find, and refuses to elaborate. Man it's great to fight for the Emperor.
God Emperor: *Appears in dream* Black Templar: My Lord? God Emperor: Time to 1v1 some chaos champions. Here's some boosted gear. Black Templar: *Draws the black blade with malicious intent* For the Emperor.
*Black Templar sees the Emperor in his dreams* Doom music fades in Reees of crusade intensify The whole enemy army becomes outnumbered by a single Zealot. I love the Black Templars.
“Umm ackshully the Emperor is NOT a god he’s just a 15 foot tall warrior cloaked in golden armor with unassailable psychic powers, conquered hundreds of worlds and a unique ability to manipulate biology and technology to create whatever he wants…uhh”
He also expects you to belive him, never question his commands and do your damn duty to him also obviously he expects you to do it while knowing hes a man cuz gods suck
And he was also never born the normal way but is an amalgamation of the souls of thousands of ancient earth's most powerful psykers sacrificing themselves...
Emperor Just Sosuke Azien, Emperor also thinks People always need Someone Else to Depend on as they are weak. I alone am Strong Enough To depend None above Myself. That's why I Must Fulfil the throne Above Heaven there no God Exist to To match Him.🤣
The Emperor: "Damn it I don't like being worshipped. Religion holds mankind back and reverses its course to progress and intellect..." Also the Emperor: *Performs actions tantamount to miraculous divine providence and wears armor that imbues a god-like presence to all who behold his visage*
Pretty sure the Templars are the ONLY chapter who the Ecclesiarchy would look the other way with when it comes to that sort of thing. They wouldn't want to be the next target of the eternal crusade after all
That is why the Sisters of Battle and the Black Templars have a good bond. They are crazy about burning heretics... we are crazy about burning heretics... we can be crazy about burning heretics together, the Emperors will shall be done. Ave Imperator.
@@AveImperatoris Things only get messy if the Gray Knights show up and murder a bunch of sisters to bathe in their blood huh-? oh wait shit I'm not supposed to know that do I?! no! wait! don-!
Emperor's voice,"Against all the evil that The Warp can conjure, all the wickedness that mankind can produce, I will send unto them, only YOU. Rip and tear, until it is DONE!" *clicks on Doom Eternal sound track in Vox*
@lukeBryen2 come get some nerd… also he did already kind of made the video, the “what happened to the perpetuals” video, he mentioned what happened to her, and with how limited her lore actually is, that was pretty much all I could realistically expect.
And even after Sigismund's achievements. Dorn still wanted to punch him really hard in the face and every time he see's Sigismund or anyone who claims they are him or acts like him.
Its not necessarily just any vision. Its a vision of the future, showing them that they must fulfill a specific goal or task. The serve as the champion until that vision is brought to fruition in reality. This does mean that if the champion survives, they will rejoin the normal ranks of his brothers.
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He was the Emperor's sword. His anger manifest. And his swift justice upon the traitors. There's no room to be something else. He's the Emperor's will manifest... And he'll know no fear.
I like how the emperor has the ability to appear and communicate to them in their dreams yet has decided not to question anyone on this whole religious zealotry thing
I think that was the big E's whole strategy and point, to move humanity forward as psykers evolve. "Now look, I can zap enemies with lightning, teleport, control minds and bend ALL kinds of laws of physics...but that's not divinity it's science. You guys will be able to do this too eventually and you absolutely have to understand we ARE NOT GAWDS."
It's funny that the Emperor of mankind advocate for science and self improvement of humanity, saying that human can control it's own fate and don't need a god while being revered as a god.😂
"I don't understand why Warhammer has such a huge dedicated following." Me after this 60 second video: "Oh, it's super dope." Wish I had the time to get into tabletop RPG stuff like this. One day someone has to make a competent video game that captures some of the features of Warhammer.
Dude wakes up and the big E already chooses violent for him.
Hey what can i say? Its one of the perks of the job
"You my son, go turboclap some cheeks & split some wigs."
Rip and Tear, until it is done.
"Hey *snaps fingers* HEY *slaps astartes awake* wake up samurai we've got a plane of existence to burn *puts on dope aviators*
The big E circa:......idk warp time
"we do not choose violence. The god emperor of man chooses for us"
you know things are bad when the first guy is also the best guy and it's several thousand years later.
It all went downhill from there kinda sad
Only with the primaris and their new armor mark has the imperium had its shit together again. 30k gear was better than a lot of 40k gear, they knew how to maintain it, and creating space marines was much more stable and consistent. The legions also had much more time to train new astartes instead of sending them out still drying from the medicae.
@@rashiro all it took was 10k years of stagnation, suffering, the revival of one of god's sons and a lot of tech-heresy from our favorite mechanicus
Nah don’t worry Sigismund was just Built Different. He died in a sword fight against Chaos-buffed Abbadon, trading his life for the opportunity to impale him. Sadly Abby lived and Siggy did not, but Abbadon does note that the only reason he came out of that OK was that Sigismund was slowing down in his old age. Out of respect for such an opponent, he actually had Sigismund’s body and gear cleaned up and sent back to the Imperium.
@@ianpartrick8347 when the enemy has respect for you, you know you made it in life.
Emperor: "will you listen? I'm not the messiah!"
99% of mankind: "he is the messiah!"
He's a very naughty boy!
He needs to be punished and with my dull 8 inch thicc sword
Can’t blame humanity when the emperor is, well, the emperor.
Can't blame them only a god having all that power will say he is not a god with a straight face (this is the eclesiarchy version)
@@fawziekefli2273 naughty naughty naughtyyyyy !
Big E: "I'm not a god."
Also Big E: *has a flaming sword, golden armor, a sun-bright halo, magical powers, and sits on a throne like an omnipotent being
To be fair, he's the epitome of what a man could be.
@@zaberfang Emperor of mankind isnt exactly the most common of titles. If you speak that any man can become that, Inquisitors will knock on your doorstep
Can't a guy be terra chad with his clothes and be fly
@@zaberfangno not really, no way a non psycher could achieve even a fraction of that
He chose to appear that way because to be able to inspire all of humanity, appearance matters a lot. Blanks see him as a regular dude.
Sigismund: "NOTICE ME!!!"
Rogal Dorn: "No."
This made me laugh but Dorn straight up told Siggy to go body as many traitor leaders as he could. And fucccckkkk did Siggy deliver.
Sigismond: "We have to wait for Gulliman!"
Dorn: "Why would I ever need that bean counters help?!"
Sigismond: "Because you're not as strong as hi-" *immediately punched in the gut*
Papa Dorn was so impressed he couldn't even admit how proud he was.. truly an amazing father
Naw it was cuz Dorn was hella gay for Sigi but had a complex so he could never really barely say more than a few words to him at a time or even look him in the eye without exposing his Sigimunch asscravings
@@Jon-pw2ik cease your heresy.
"Wake up spacemarine. We got a world to burn"
"hey you, you're finally awake! had the god emperor speak to you in your dreams huh."
“Wake the fuck up, Space Marine, we got a Galaxy to cleanse.”
-The Emperor of Mankind.
@@TK-7193when Skyrim mods have gone too far 💀
*Doom music plays
"You are called upon to serve as my hand in these dark times, my champion, seek out and destroy the Imperium's enemies."
"Of course my Emperor, is there anything else I can do for you?"
"Maybe tell everyone to chill with the whole God thing, I'm really uncomfortable with that."
"Bzzzt bzzzt, can't hear you, must be losing reception, okay thanks bye."
I'm going in the warp my lord, i can't hear YOU
Why is it when I read "Is there anything else I can do" my brain went to "I have an itch on my nose... and balls"
Emperor save me...
You have great amounts of fuckery going on in your head, my child.
And that is okay.
"ALL HAIL THE MAN-EMPEROR OF MANKIND!" - Ecclessiarch Decius
The manly man-peror commands yoy to kneel!
manclesiarch
I will never forgive GW for making him take those down.
Prays b to the Man-Empeor! May he one day rise to lead us again!
THANKS BE TO THE MAN-EMPEROR OF MANKIND!
Emps: "I'm not a god"
Lorgar: "Sounds suspiciously like something a god would say"
Humanity - that's what a god would say
The God Emperor in his golden throne after his new champion leroy jenkins the enemy frontline without helmet for the 1928272828292919th time: 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
The Emporer's Champion among 10 often wear helmets. The problem is its like The Arbiter in Halo, in which they are expected to die fighting both their hearts out. The only other one I know of beside Sigismund died at Helsreach off-screen from a Harpoon through the chest.
Is the not wearing helmets a thing in lore? I though it was just in artworks, so that you can see the characters face.
@@radu-andreinitu3961 Its to inspire eachother to fight harder, a show of boldness
@@Nostroman_Praetor *baldness 👍
@@radu-andreinitu3961 since you decided to not use your helmet that has alot of useful stuff your brother now respect you
> appears in your dreams
> Tells you "its morbin' time"
>sends you to beat up people with a sword
>Refuses to elaborate.
Continues to do it for thousands of years
To quote TTS Magnus: "You told people to throw religion out the window and then, ironically, not to question you about it."
10,000 years and that killstreak is unbroken, props to Sigismund.
One of Rogal Dorn’s finest.
Sigismund is the best boi, such a disappointment he died and didint kill abbaddon, abbaddon is lucky he had his apothecaries. I really wish abbaddon had a permanent wound from sigismung would have meant it pretty meaningful.
He does, it’s a chip on his shoulder.
Leonidas throwing the spear at Xerxes "Even God-Kings can bleed". Sometimes mental wounds are better than physical ones.
The Burn left by Sigismund's dying words is one I'm sure Abaddon never got over.
@@frankcastle7221 Abaddon never believed he was a god. It was Sigismund who was the little zealot.
It didn’t help sigismund was afflicted by old age and abbaddon was not. But abbaddon respected him even tho they were on opposite sides even after was full blown chaos.
As someone put it best:
"Hey, we've got all these chaos marines with names and history running around during the Siege, that have never even been mentioned at all in decades of 40k lore, what should we do with them?"
"Throw Sigismund at them, he'll take care of the plot holes"
"Oh, all right"
“Turbo clap some cheeks”
Man the adjectives alone keep me coming back
During the Siege of Terra, the Loyalists are struggling to defend and the Traitors fighting to the death. Meanwhile Sigismund is busy piling on high body counts.
Sigismund is that one player in an FPS who knows all the spawn points in the map, and then spends the entire game spawn camping while the rest of the team actually tries to work in unison.
@@KarpetBurn Only Sigismund is actually the best at playing the game
Black templar wakes up: "ugh, hey guys I has such a weird dream, it was the emperor telling me to fight harder than usual."
Every other templar in the area: *collective gasp*
"I had a religious enlightenment: murder"
- Emperors champion
Sigismund the astarte daemon smoothie maker, The blender swordman , The man who is the embodiment of "Parry this you filthy casual" as he both blocks your attack and cuts you in half at the same time
lol
Taking a nap when all of a sudden GOD HIMSELF comes to you and says you need to start stabbing the fuck out of the biggest dudes you can find, and refuses to elaborate. Man it's great to fight for the Emperor.
😂
"Turbo clap some cheeks" that's my new motto
So literally, one day Big E comes to your dream, and you wake up pissed. Noice.
God Emperor: *Appears in dream*
Black Templar: My Lord?
God Emperor: Time to 1v1 some chaos champions. Here's some boosted gear.
Black Templar: *Draws the black blade with malicious intent* For the Emperor.
AVE IMPERATORIS!
*Black Templar sees the Emperor in his dreams*
Doom music fades in
Reees of crusade intensify
The whole enemy army becomes outnumbered by a single Zealot.
I love the Black Templars.
“Umm ackshully the Emperor is NOT a god he’s just a 15 foot tall warrior cloaked in golden armor with unassailable psychic powers, conquered hundreds of worlds and a unique ability to manipulate biology and technology to create whatever he wants…uhh”
Sounds awefully heretical, will have to exterminatus
still dead tho lol
He also expects you to belive him, never question his commands and do your damn duty to him also obviously he expects you to do it while knowing hes a man cuz gods suck
And he was also never born the normal way but is an amalgamation of the souls of thousands of ancient earth's most powerful psykers sacrificing themselves...
@@olorin3815 Timmy is that you
*Emperor gives Black Templar a cool sword*
"Go, do a crime."
The emperor be like - I see no god here, other than myself !
And I'm an atheist and draped in gold.
Big E with that flex.
Emperor Just Sosuke Azien,
Emperor also thinks People always need Someone Else to Depend on as they are weak. I alone am Strong Enough To depend None above Myself. That's why I Must Fulfil the throne Above Heaven there no God Exist to To match Him.🤣
That’s sword is fucking sick “IMPERATOR REX”
The Emperor: "Damn it I don't like being worshipped. Religion holds mankind back and reverses its course to progress and intellect..."
Also the Emperor: *Performs actions tantamount to miraculous divine providence and wears armor that imbues a god-like presence to all who behold his visage*
Emperor: I don't like being worshipped
Also Emperor: *Has a glowing gold halo attached to the back of his head*
I don't even know what this stuff is but the lore is insane fr
I didn't hear a word you said after "turbo clap some cheeks" 😂😂😂
Some astartes: guys the emperor spoke to me, im his chosen.
Eclesiarchy: you are so dead my brother
Pretty sure the Templars are the ONLY chapter who the Ecclesiarchy would look the other way with when it comes to that sort of thing. They wouldn't want to be the next target of the eternal crusade after all
"Go forth, my son, and turbo clapith the cheeks as far as the eye can see."
Yeah mate, shorts are definitely something your channel has been missing. Great stuff.
Literal definition of "I woke up and I chose violence."
Not at all, it had been already chosen for you by Big E😂
the imperium's relationship with their god emperor is a big bruh moment to me lol
black templars: "we have faith"
sistas of battle: "hei, thats our thing!"
That is why the Sisters of Battle and the Black Templars have a good bond. They are crazy about burning heretics... we are crazy about burning heretics... we can be crazy about burning heretics together, the Emperors will shall be done. Ave Imperator.
@@AveImperatoris Things only get messy if the Gray Knights show up and murder a bunch of sisters to bathe in their blood huh-?
oh wait shit I'm not supposed to know that do I?! no! wait! don-!
Imagine sleeping and the emperor essentially says “Wake the fuck up marine, we got a city to glass”
Bro woke up and was like God told me to kick ass and send people to hell, bro made the greatest thing ever
This popped up in my UA-cam scroll, I enjoyed it.
Emperor's voice,"Against all the evil that The Warp can conjure, all the wickedness that mankind can produce, I will send unto them, only YOU. Rip and tear, until it is DONE!" *clicks on Doom Eternal sound track in Vox*
I'd imagine the emperor is absolutely disgusted with himself every time he has to act like a god
And let's not forget the greatest champion of all time... Gav and Bob
Part two of Erda… or a short.
This request shall never stop.
No No We don't talk about her
@lukeBryen2 come get some nerd… also he did already kind of made the video, the “what happened to the perpetuals” video, he mentioned what happened to her, and with how limited her lore actually is, that was pretty much all I could realistically expect.
It's actually my fav figure I own. It looks so sick.
The design esthetic of the Champ alone is enough to carry the BTs.
So freaking badass and cool.
My Heaven, just wake up as the Doomslayer....
I really hope that's what the emperor actually says to the marine in their dreams.
If Big E doesn't believe himself to be a god, then why does he bless the ones that firmly believe he is one?
Faith is both a strong crutch AND a powerful weapon in the dark times of the Imperium.
Dude probably doesn’t see much else of a choice.
"Sigismund killed all those champions of Chaos like Kharn the betrayer"
Don't worry, Kharn got better afterwards :p
Sigismund is why I am running a Black Templar heraldry on SM2. Also because of KCD… haha
That was my very first mini 24 years ago.
"oH i'M nOt a GOd" and then he goes and does shit like this, yeah right...
Meanwhile Bayard got killed by a wooden stick.
On one hand their god is an atheist. On the other their atheist god is a god.
The irony
Titus is definitely going to be the emperor champion even tho he isn’t part of that chapter
imagine just lying about it like “yeah guys he told me in a dream believe me”
Pumping up Majorkill comments
Glad daddy Major is pumping up his shorts numbers
This might be my favorite astartes lore outside of anything Blood Angels 😂
Sigismund or how to kill some chaos
Sigismund was so badass there were 2 of him there at the end
Lets not forget the time an Ogryn picked up the sword.
Already forgot about it, it's not Mjolnir
And even after Sigismund's achievements. Dorn still wanted to punch him really hard in the face and every time he see's Sigismund or anyone who claims they are him or acts like him.
Its not necessarily just any vision. Its a vision of the future, showing them that they must fulfill a specific goal or task. The serve as the champion until that vision is brought to fruition in reality. This does mean that if the champion survives, they will rejoin the normal ranks of his brothers.
Emperor: come my son and rise as my new champion.
Clapsitus Cheekius: no cap?
As a german I (have to, yes have to) love the Black Templar who are influenced by the teutonic order.
Champions are also noted to actually have much improved sword skills upon getting the vision
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These type warhammer shorts are the only shorts I actually enjoy lol
You have been chosen to deliver unto the enemies of mankind..."these hands".
Kharn to sigismund as he was dying: “Atleast… I’m not…as broken as… you are…”
He was the Emperor's sword. His anger manifest. And his swift justice upon the traitors. There's no room to be something else. He's the Emperor's will manifest... And he'll know no fear.
Biggest E: ayo u just got chosen by me the coolest guy on terra to become a champion of mine
Black Templar after waking up: i forgor💀
I wonder if any E-Money champion has just gotten embarassingly owned in his first duel.
I like how the emperor has the ability to appear and communicate to them in their dreams yet has decided not to question anyone on this whole religious zealotry thing
My head cannon is that the black Templar champions are just epilepsy sufferers that the chaplains convince to go "full melee".
I just started getting into 40k and after maybe like 4 hours of videos I decided to play Black Templar haha. They're so cool.
Kinda Ironic, that an atheist God does God tier stuff
I think that was the big E's whole strategy and point, to move humanity forward as psykers evolve.
"Now look, I can zap enemies with lightning, teleport, control minds and bend ALL kinds of laws of physics...but that's not divinity it's science. You guys will be able to do this too eventually and you absolutely have to understand we ARE NOT GAWDS."
@@guyver441
Some guy: That is not scientist impossible for a human being. For that YOU are a God!
@@guyver441Kinda sad, eh? If they’d just listened to him, perhaps they would all be what they worship now.
Only the champion uses the sword...except for that one ogryn in a cave...
Excellent short brother 🤘🏼
When you realize the God Emperor didn't believe in himself, bro was going through deppression.
Ole Sigi was waiting for Abbadon when he finally left the eye too.
This royalty free music also shows up in High Rollers Areois! In almost every one of their fights lmao. Love the Yogs
"turbo clap some cheeks" Slanesh likes
“Ten thousand years latauhhh”
Sigs needs a rebirth, fr!!!!
You are now the last of the emperor's champion, recover your blade
Sigismund: scorned by his father until the Emperor decided to make him his personal delete button.
This just makes me love the black Templar even more
It's funny that the Emperor of mankind advocate for science and self improvement of humanity, saying that human can control it's own fate and don't need a god while being revered as a god.😂
I think by this point in the setting he has just accepted his role as mankind’s god
Yessss pls more majorkill UA-cam shorts
I had a dream last night and it was really awesome. That's all I have to say
Mr. The Betrayer
I love the mispronunciation of “chaos”
Sigismund was an utter badass.
"I don't understand why Warhammer has such a huge dedicated following."
Me after this 60 second video: "Oh, it's super dope."
Wish I had the time to get into tabletop RPG stuff like this. One day someone has to make a competent video game that captures some of the features of Warhammer.
Emperor goes both i am not god, and LOOK UPON MY DIVINE FORM!
The Black Templars are so cool man