The Right Stuff: Dating Right

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  • Опубліковано 10 сер 2022
  • The dating app for conservatives explained

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  • @mdsmusic4135
    @mdsmusic4135 Рік тому +525

    The app crashes if you choose anything but white when it asks for your race.

    • @sporkfaceman
      @sporkfaceman Рік тому +1

      You know that white supremacist groups are all left wing.

    • @hsthatzo8063
      @hsthatzo8063 Рік тому +18

      Meanwhile Tinder crashes when you pick "white, male, straight"

    • @jackaufenhand5710
      @jackaufenhand5710 Рік тому +86

      @@hsthatzo8063 cope

    • @summerblade3790
      @summerblade3790 Рік тому +57

      @@hsthatzo8063 cap, cope

    • @Yehsaw
      @Yehsaw Рік тому +72

      @@hsthatzo8063 it must be really hard to constantly be under the delusion that you’re a victim. I’m sorry about your brain ☹️

  • @itsbeatrixie1616
    @itsbeatrixie1616 Рік тому +1005

    finally, a dating app for ppl who peaked in high school

    • @Reymon_Of_Reymega_life
      @Reymon_Of_Reymega_life Рік тому +2

      is that a mockery or being factious

    • @syndrette
      @syndrette Рік тому +56

      false i peaked at high school and i hope this app burns to the ground

    • @Anthroid9
      @Anthroid9 Рік тому +39

      MAGA fans peaked in high school, which is why they’re so mad at the rest of us who have moved on. Yall can relive your glory days, I’ve got better days ahead of me

    • @joey3631
      @joey3631 Рік тому +14

      @@Anthroid9 MAGA people have never ever peaked

    • @foozballguy
      @foozballguy Рік тому +6

      This comment is hilarious

  • @seanmcnulty4228
    @seanmcnulty4228 Рік тому +1128

    Swear conservatives parody themselves better than any leftist can. This looks like something out of collegehumor or SNL.

    • @hahahaha147
      @hahahaha147 Рік тому

      The left doesn't have any imagination. They don't know how to do memes.

    • @SirBlackReeds
      @SirBlackReeds Рік тому +6

      Jonathon Haidt did conduct an extensive study that showed that conservatives (and moderates) understand the liberals better than conservatives.

    • @jenkinsjrjenkins
      @jenkinsjrjenkins Рік тому +43

      @@SirBlackReeds The original commenter was talkin abt leftists, not liberals 🙄 big difference, look it up.

    • @letolethe5878
      @letolethe5878 Рік тому +3

      Yeah right. Source?

    • @vowel8280
      @vowel8280 Рік тому

      @@SirBlackReeds
      it's actually the opposite, conservative are mostly low IQ and can't understand liberals\, read the research more carefully

  • @typeR19999
    @typeR19999 Рік тому +560

    Crying laughing at this app immediately dying because no women signed up lol

    • @ianm8218
      @ianm8218 Рік тому +10

      Most dating apps have more men than women

    • @KyleT1990
      @KyleT1990 Рік тому

      You mean no leftist women that can’t actually define “woman”.

    • @mariaacosta_1969
      @mariaacosta_1969 Рік тому

      I did a search for this app and went to the page on my laptop since this is only available for iPhones...the app has like a 2 star rating and the comments left, omg, some of them are trolls and are so funny cause you can't figure out of they're real or not, at least conservatives will think they're conservative, or rather bat shit crazy supporters of orange Mussolini.

    • @RegalPixelKing
      @RegalPixelKing Рік тому +89

      @@ianm8218 This isn't more men than woman, this is basically 0 women. Who knew that women would not want to be will a man who does not want their partner to have autonomy over their body and who has the higher likelyhood of being an abuser.

    • @neetocracy
      @neetocracy Рік тому +6

      @@RegalPixelKing Regal Pixel King please teach me what the ladies want

  • @SeventhPow3r
    @SeventhPow3r Рік тому +786

    Finally, a place where conservatives can find that special someone outside of a family reunion.

    • @KyleT1990
      @KyleT1990 Рік тому +16

      Yeah making fun of an inbreeding stereotype that rarely ever happens while your side is literally obsessed with the most vile and morally depraved forms of sexual relationships makes a lot of sense.

    • @zhanucong4614
      @zhanucong4614 Рік тому

      @@KyleT1990 they can make fun of us but you can sleep relaxed knowing that you don’t castrate kids for political power

    • @kcaustin904
      @kcaustin904 Рік тому

      @@KyleT1990 vile and morally depraved such as?

    • @siggietyrone3965
      @siggietyrone3965 Рік тому

      @@KyleT1990 yes because being gay is sexually depraved.

    • @azazel166
      @azazel166 Рік тому +97

      @@KyleT1990 US conservatives are in no position to lecture anyone about morality.

  • @CollagenExpert
    @CollagenExpert Рік тому +368

    Conservatives really need a safe space for dating now 😭😭. Who are the snowflakes again

    • @BigBrosFilms
      @BigBrosFilms Рік тому +24

      It really has come full circle lol

    • @ballin302008
      @ballin302008 Рік тому +1

      This right here !

    • @Vic2point0
      @Vic2point0 Рік тому +10

      Just because you leftists think that way doesn't mean everyone else does. This isn't about a "safe space", just looking for people who share your values. And there's absolutely nothing wrong with that when it comes to dating; indeed, it's what you're *supposed* to do.

    • @wesleyrodgers886
      @wesleyrodgers886 Рік тому +45

      @@Vic2point0 shame there ain't any women on the app..or is it secretly for gay dating?.

    • @Vic2point0
      @Vic2point0 Рік тому +4

      @@wesleyrodgers886 Yeah that's what I keep hearing. Have yet to get a reputable source for that claim though.

  • @byronius7012
    @byronius7012 Рік тому +751

    Redirecting all conservatives into their own weird little echo chamber dating app is the one kind of segregation I'm in favor of.

    • @livebyyourpassion4628
      @livebyyourpassion4628 Рік тому +22

      Says the one in the tightest echo chamber in the history of the world

    • @byronius7012
      @byronius7012 Рік тому +58

      @@livebyyourpassion4628 Please elaborate which echo chamber you are referring to, I'm quite curious

    • @matthewh2929
      @matthewh2929 Рік тому +51

      can we segregate them onto a small island away from normal people 🙏

    • @byronius7012
      @byronius7012 Рік тому +47

      @@matthewh2929 A lot of them literally want to live in an isolated ethnostate so this would be a win-win for everybody 👍

    • @Anthroid9
      @Anthroid9 Рік тому +13

      Why can’t they just have Jonestown 2022?

  • @AleGGG
    @AleGGG Рік тому +567

    And if it doesn't work, we'll still be cousins

    • @DavidHeffron78
      @DavidHeffron78 Рік тому +2

      Oh, did you get hit up by account RudiG too?

    • @aBakeRaps
      @aBakeRaps Рік тому

      ether

    • @TrePrince
      @TrePrince Рік тому

      @@aBakeRaps lmao God yall are dumb 🤣

    • @TrePrince
      @TrePrince Рік тому +4

      Like how Biden does his family?

    • @Vic2point0
      @Vic2point0 Рік тому +1

      @@TrePrince They prefer to pretend there isn't actual evidence of Democrats being creeps, and just focus on accusing Republicans of shit they have no evidence for.

  • @fernandonegron8748
    @fernandonegron8748 Рік тому +256

    You have to be cousins in order to date 🤣🤣🤣

    • @jasondgarcia80
      @jasondgarcia80 Рік тому +3

      Uhh..... No. But I'm pretty sure you liberals are in support of the MAP community.

    • @jdf8104
      @jdf8104 Рік тому

      At least you know the woman won't have a penis.

    • @user-yu8ps2kc9m
      @user-yu8ps2kc9m Рік тому +9

      @@jasondgarcia80 no lol

    • @zhanucong4614
      @zhanucong4614 Рік тому

      @@jasondgarcia80 they are soo agaist it that they are castrating kids yust in case

    • @azazel166
      @azazel166 Рік тому +23

      @@jasondgarcia80 They're not in support of MAPs.
      But go ahead and make claims without any evidence to back it up.

  • @InitialPC
    @InitialPC Рік тому +221

    invite only? so an app designed to introduce you to people relies on you already knowing people to be able to meet people
    how does that work?

    • @SirBlackReeds
      @SirBlackReeds Рік тому +3

      Besides banking on a huge number of persons signing up for early access?

    • @InitialPC
      @InitialPC Рік тому +28

      @@SirBlackReeds how do you sign up for it if its invite only?

    • @DavidHeffron78
      @DavidHeffron78 Рік тому

      @@InitialPC it's free to use. Which as we know, is communism.

    • @OkTxSheepLady
      @OkTxSheepLady Рік тому +27

      Lol. If you know enough people already on the app to be invited, you probably wouldn’t need the app. Seems like a major flaw

    • @mrjpb23
      @mrjpb23 Рік тому +14

      The same way trickle down economics works… magic! Basic logic is not the conservative’s strong suit.

  • @xbulelo
    @xbulelo Рік тому +66

    Imagine the profiles.
    *Interests:* “getting mad over pronouns, guns, homophobic protests, guns, QAnon, guns, NRA, guns, racism, guns, the existence of chemtrails, guns, UFO sightings, guns, Britney Spears is under MK Ultra style mind control, guns, the world economic forum will stage an alien invasion, guns, Russell Brand, guns, Ben Shapiro, guns, Andrew Tate, guns, Tucker Carlson, guns, Jordan Peterson, guns … & going out for steak … for breakfast, brunch, lunch & supper …”

    • @randomcactus5678
      @randomcactus5678 Рік тому +14

      I think you almost missed guns

    • @XXX-sl4vk
      @XXX-sl4vk 24 дні тому +1

      Don’t forget guns

    • @pinfold1000
      @pinfold1000 20 днів тому

      And Asian women are acceptable replacement for Arian stock. Lots of Nazi webos? 😂😂😂

  • @Hallvaror21
    @Hallvaror21 Рік тому +125

    I just wanna see the male-to-female ratio.

    • @majozichongo3952
      @majozichongo3952 Рік тому +37

      100:0

    • @Blckk89
      @Blckk89 Рік тому +5

      What female ratio?

    • @pathowogenempire9968
      @pathowogenempire9968 Рік тому +11

      Females? What's that? Doesn't exist on that app

    • @Chris_winthers
      @Chris_winthers Рік тому +4

      Assuming that 10.000 people use this, if the woman in the ad uses it, 9999:1. Then, when she finds someone, 9999:0

    • @wet0wl
      @wet0wl 7 днів тому

      @@majozichongo3952hell yeah, big oiled up conservative men kissing. 😎

  • @randysavage5272
    @randysavage5272 Рік тому +520

    "Find cousins you never knew you had!"

    • @em-sm8qr
      @em-sm8qr Рік тому +13

      you would think 23andme would be sufficient

    • @mr.pavone9719
      @mr.pavone9719 Рік тому +7

      The dating pool is going to be very shallow with their current membership policy.

    • @silversheep7369
      @silversheep7369 Рік тому +8

      @@mr.pavone9719 Datings apps tend to fail when they have low female participation. This policy helps in the long-run

    • @SeanStrife
      @SeanStrife Рік тому

      @@silversheep7369 Who the absolute fuck said ANYTHING about the genders of the users here? Might you be a bot?

    • @mr.pavone9719
      @mr.pavone9719 Рік тому

      @@silversheep7369 I foresee this one dying a miserable death. No matter the policies of the platform, any dating app is heavily populated by men so the few (legit) women that are on them have their pick of the litter. I did reasonably well in the early days of online dating and I owe my success to the incredible number of men who have shit skills in communication.
      Most women who responded to my messages were happy to be contacted by a guy whose pickup line wasn't "yo, you fuck me today?"

  • @leer6871
    @leer6871 Рік тому +681

    I love how it’s invite only because you know how many people would flood this with hilarious fake profiles.
    I guarantee they’re gonna drop that by the end of the year since dating apps require a large user base to even function.

    • @Juicexlx
      @Juicexlx Рік тому

      Opening it to a wider audience will not help them...That app is mathematically dead on arrival. According to Pew research:
      Gen Z: 82% are Democrats or lean Democrats
      Millennials: 82% are Democrats or lean Democrats
      Gen X: 78% are Democrats or lean Democrats
      And to put the cherry on the Incels' cake: 70% of Democrats would never date a Trump voter. And women are even more Democrats than men. In 2016, there was a 30% voting gap between White women & White men.
      Rethuglican Talibans can't gerrymander the dating scene or make voting more difficult and there isn't any minority rule's ''Electoral College'' to elect their ugly arses up in a woman's bed. They are well and truly statistically fu**ed! It's going to be a sausage fest & a Troll playground.

    • @numana7785
      @numana7785 Рік тому

      Such fucking cowards

    • @numana7785
      @numana7785 Рік тому +36

      They’d rather block everyone else out and say “I’m not crazy everyone else is!”

    • @thealfamayl
      @thealfamayl Рік тому +25

      There are a small minority of people who are this far right wing. Most of them won’t want to use this website anyway because they’re old.

    • @Huddy52
      @Huddy52 Рік тому +35

      Hilarious fake profiles that conservatives won't be able to discern as satire.

  • @brainfood8971
    @brainfood8971 Рік тому +158

    "NO pronouns necessary"
    App: Do you go by He or She.
    Me: *sweats profusely*

    • @oneperson5760
      @oneperson5760 Рік тому +1

      Thats a stupid question that doesnt need asking.

    • @UnBesoDeCristal
      @UnBesoDeCristal 7 місяців тому

      ​@@oneperson5760by asking someone their sex/gender, all that it changes in the app is the pronouns babe

    • @adamtideman4953
      @adamtideman4953 Місяць тому +1

      No pronouns necessary is pretty darn liberal when you think about it. These conservatives are willing to date anyone no matter what their pronoun is. How modern of them.

  • @jonahsvihus5926
    @jonahsvihus5926 Рік тому +317

    This is a great snl skit!!

    • @musictechzach
      @musictechzach Рік тому +1

      There is no such thing as a great SNL skit anymore. They have a bunch of people on that cast that look like they crawled out of the psych ward and spent a night with DeShaun Watson. I wanna see them thumbs to make sure that's not the case. Make em pass the smell test

    • @PlumbPitiful
      @PlumbPitiful Рік тому +9

      It's not? You mean this is real? 😲

    • @joshuamoon9312
      @joshuamoon9312 Рік тому

      Better than anything chappelle comes up with

    • @ZLScratch
      @ZLScratch 6 місяців тому

      @@musictechzach SNL was always shit, people just remember the rare good sketches that come now and then way down the road and think the entire show was of that quality back then.

  • @jaggyseagull1876
    @jaggyseagull1876 Рік тому +270

    I am so disappointed that the app is invite-only! I was hoping to go on and troll by espousing my socialist agenda, certain that I would eventually find someone else doing the exact same thing and it would be a perfect match. Oh well. Back to tinder.

    • @spongeintheshoe
      @spongeintheshoe Рік тому +16

      That's probably exactly why they did that.

    • @ubomninomen7765
      @ubomninomen7765 Рік тому +5

      I like where your head is

    • @Smokeyaba
      @Smokeyaba Рік тому +3

      Not like tinder’s any better catfish 24/7 haha

    • @vowel8280
      @vowel8280 Рік тому

      @@spongeintheshoe
      Yeah, total cowards !!

    • @declanscifres8822
      @declanscifres8822 Рік тому

      You are a good person jaggy!

  • @KDM209
    @KDM209 Рік тому +143

    I’m glad these people can find each other because I’d like to avoid them.

    • @letmybodygo
      @letmybodygo Рік тому

      yea a win-win for both sides yet your lefty brethren bitch about it

    • @jasperhernandez7364
      @jasperhernandez7364 Рік тому +5

      Mad people finding love sad life you have

    • @Hatrimn
      @Hatrimn Рік тому +11

      Obviously the feeling is mutual, hence why this app exists and you aren't invited?

    • @letolethe5878
      @letolethe5878 Рік тому +18

      Invitted? Anyine can "sign up for early access" on their website, doofus. I plan to make several catfish accounts.

    • @xXEGPXx
      @xXEGPXx Рік тому +6

      @@Hatrimn Yes the high bar to be invited to this exclusive app, like lying about being a conservative

  • @liberaldriller9884
    @liberaldriller9884 Рік тому +264

    Nice for them to have a safe space 🤗

    • @jasperhernandez7364
      @jasperhernandez7364 Рік тому +4

      Not a safe space it's a place for similar interests to date which is important for dating.

    • @aeroblu2002
      @aeroblu2002 Рік тому +104

      @@jasperhernandez7364 so basically, a safe space

    • @SeanStrife
      @SeanStrife Рік тому

      @@jasperhernandez7364 Yeah... those are called safe spaces, snowflake.

    • @Hatrimn
      @Hatrimn Рік тому

      @@aeroblu2002 No dummy, a safe space is a made up thing for liberals who feel threatened by the presence of straight white men.

    • @elnswalis2404
      @elnswalis2404 Рік тому +46

      It’s like they’re snowflakes or something 😂

  • @caitlinkahabka2608
    @caitlinkahabka2608 Рік тому +126

    The straights are going WILD y’all.

    • @dannycanfield3038
      @dannycanfield3038 Рік тому +15

      As a straight I would provide an empathic apology for us. But this? This is deity tier stupid. Apparently I wasn't at that Kool aid party? Thankfully.

    • @sophiaestella5611
      @sophiaestella5611 Рік тому

      Are you saying that conservatives are straight ? Madison Cawthorn would disagree... Psst, wanna go to a drug fueled orgy ?

    • @jasperhernandez7364
      @jasperhernandez7364 Рік тому +4

      Ok cry

    • @Hatrimn
      @Hatrimn Рік тому

      @@dannycanfield3038 You cannot be straight, too soft.

  • @soapflakes
    @soapflakes Рік тому +203

    0:36 "Paul, 26, 6'0", lives 2,130 miles away"
    Hahahahah looks convenient

    • @t13596
      @t13596 Рік тому +19

      The US is 3,000 miles across so it's basically someone across the country.

    • @moonside24
      @moonside24 Рік тому +22

      It's invite only, so the invites probably only circle around the lowest ranking states in education. Just a bunch of people in West Virginia and Missouri matching lmao

    • @eyeheartsushi2212
      @eyeheartsushi2212 Рік тому +2

      @@t13596 Or in Alaska

    • @Wildcat82164
      @Wildcat82164 Рік тому +6

      @@eyeheartsushi2212 well Sarah Palin did just lose in Alaska so hopefully they're turning around for the better

  • @anonymist7429
    @anonymist7429 Рік тому +183

    No way this isn't satire

    • @rogerthat6787
      @rogerthat6787 Рік тому +15

      Oh, it's real. Real stupid!

    • @jasonelliott9762
      @jasonelliott9762 Рік тому +4

      @@rogerthat6787 so dont join it. Simple.

    • @SeanStrife
      @SeanStrife Рік тому +15

      @@jasonelliott9762 Oh don't worry, we don't plan on it. We already know this'll crash and burn before long, like all conservative dating apps do before long because there aren't enough users to sustain something like this.

    • @jasperhernandez7364
      @jasperhernandez7364 Рік тому +2

      @@SeanStrife cry

    • @letolethe5878
      @letolethe5878 Рік тому +1

      I plan to. I want to troll and humiliate so e racists.

  • @thealfamayl
    @thealfamayl Рік тому +69

    “No pronouns necessary”. Are we expected to refer to everyone by name only?

    • @OwentheKingofDudes
      @OwentheKingofDudes Рік тому +10

      No, you are expected to use common sense & basic biology.

    • @SteveNelsonBrigade
      @SteveNelsonBrigade Рік тому +29

      @@OwentheKingofDudes This man does not understand what the word "you" means. Please refrain from using the word "you" and instead speak English with a sense of basic biology, or @OwentheKingofDudes will be canceled. Thank @OwentheKingofDudes for @OwentheKingofDudes's cooperation.

    • @OrestesKyriakosPoulakis
      @OrestesKyriakosPoulakis Рік тому +12

      They can always scream at each other
      EG: "Hey! Tall one!"

    • @thealfamayl
      @thealfamayl Рік тому +22

      @@OwentheKingofDudes Pronouns are a basic and necessary element of English communication. You know how you referred to me with “you”? That’s a pronoun.

    • @OwentheKingofDudes
      @OwentheKingofDudes Рік тому +4

      @@thealfamayl Yeah, but you don't need to put "you" in your Twitter bio, do you? Same reason why men don't need to tell people they go by male pronouns, or women by female pronouns.

  • @sophiaestella5611
    @sophiaestella5611 Рік тому +218

    My heart goes out to any children that may result...

    • @jasperhernandez7364
      @jasperhernandez7364 Рік тому

      You mean healthy non trans gender kids because your kids are going to be eating nothing but McDonald's on hormones blockers at 5 years old and no father lmao .

    • @hahahaha147
      @hahahaha147 Рік тому

      Really? Your children are likely to grow up not knowing the difference between a male and female. Your children are likely to grow up to be homosexuals who will never have any children. More than anything liberal children are far more likely go grow up surrounded by confusion, dysfunction, and chaos. Don't feel sorry for our kids. Feel sorry for your own.

    • @jasperhernandez7364
      @jasperhernandez7364 Рік тому +2

      @@sophiaestella5611 what are you talking about?

    • @sophiaestella5611
      @sophiaestella5611 Рік тому +2

      @@jasperhernandez7364 I was replying to someone who couldn't deal with my answer so he (?) deleted his comments...

    • @SeanStrife
      @SeanStrife Рік тому

      @@sophiaestella5611 What a snowflake.

  • @TheMuffinmanJr247
    @TheMuffinmanJr247 Рік тому +150

    "our way, the right way" - only the Sith deal in absolutes

    • @nema151
      @nema151 Рік тому +7

      Litteraly a statement only a sith could make.

    • @epistimonkapetanios
      @epistimonkapetanios Рік тому +1

      Ok soyboy.

    • @saphi20
      @saphi20 Рік тому +3

      like you just did?

    • @mcslender2965
      @mcslender2965 Рік тому +15

      @@saphi20 it's a Star Wars reference, no need to be triggered

    • @static_kitten
      @static_kitten Рік тому

      @@mcslender2965 they say his snowflake tears are still flooding the sewer systems to this day

  • @fashionablechangeling1988
    @fashionablechangeling1988 Рік тому +307

    The fact that this video has over 20K views and only 36 likes speaks for itself

    • @CortexNewsService
      @CortexNewsService Рік тому +16

      You know it's people who wanted to make sure this was actually real.

    • @HandthatRockstWorld
      @HandthatRockstWorld Рік тому +22

      Literally the woman to man ratio that will be on that app

    • @epistimonkapetanios
      @epistimonkapetanios Рік тому +1

      It's because of the outrage libtard hate mob.

    • @Anthroid9
      @Anthroid9 Рік тому

      @@HandthatRockstWorld it will become another scam site. “Pay a monthly fee to talk to robots who will lead you on forever”

    • @eyeheartsushi2212
      @eyeheartsushi2212 Рік тому +1

      @@HandthatRockstWorld 😂😂😂

  • @Chris_winthers
    @Chris_winthers Рік тому +7

    It took literally 15 seconds between "trans people bad, amirite?" And "trans people bad, amirite?"

    • @ZLScratch
      @ZLScratch 6 місяців тому +3

      They sure are awfully concerned about a very small fraction of a percentage of people they didn't even talk or know about five years ago.

  • @wolfstar675
    @wolfstar675 Рік тому +9

    No pronouns necessary?
    Sound very unintentionally pansexual.

  • @ShadowBerry-gp7vw
    @ShadowBerry-gp7vw 9 місяців тому +6

    This proves that right wingers can do unintentional 'comedy'.

  • @ScytheNoire
    @ScytheNoire Рік тому +74

    "Don't see the world our way"... so people who are also delusional and rejecting reality and facts?

    • @Hatrimn
      @Hatrimn Рік тому +6

      What is a woman?

    • @ianm8218
      @ianm8218 Рік тому +2

      Yes men can get pregnant is “reality and facts”

    • @joshuamoon9312
      @joshuamoon9312 Рік тому +10

      @@Hatrimn you tell me

    • @Vic2point0
      @Vic2point0 Рік тому +4

      @@Hatrimn Don't break the Democrats' brains, Hatrimm. That's not playing nice.

    • @zhanucong4614
      @zhanucong4614 Рік тому

      @@Hatrimn don’t bully disabled,left is alternative way of saying disabled/insane

  • @randomcactus5678
    @randomcactus5678 Рік тому +6

    So it essentially automatically gives women a premium subscription, while men have to pay. Aside from this being blatant sexism, doesn’t it seem like they knew it would be a sausage fest before they even launched the app

  • @crystalfelts2404
    @crystalfelts2404 Рік тому +219

    "We" need to get back? I thought there were no pronouns necessary???

    • @OscarTheGrouchy
      @OscarTheGrouchy Рік тому

      WE⁇‼ That's communism.

    • @SoftwareNugget
      @SoftwareNugget Рік тому

      What?

    • @SasaCoolLPS
      @SasaCoolLPS Рік тому +9

      @@SoftwareNugget in the start they say "no pronouns needed" for when you sign up to describe yourself but the women uses the pronouns "we" so pronouns are in fact needed.

    • @alil2theleft
      @alil2theleft Рік тому +4

      @@SoftwareNugget
      We is a pronoun... Fucking hell...

    • @SoftwareNugget
      @SoftwareNugget Рік тому +1

      @@alil2theleft Not a singular one

  • @sergiopabzu6692
    @sergiopabzu6692 Рік тому +111

    They’re so desperate to find someone that they created an app

    • @DavidHeffron78
      @DavidHeffron78 Рік тому +6

      That's what church is for. You go there and then someone tells you that you're to be married.

    • @eyeheartsushi2212
      @eyeheartsushi2212 Рік тому +1

      @@DavidHeffron78 Simple as that.

    • @BigBrosFilms
      @BigBrosFilms Рік тому +5

      The desperation will only get worse

    • @Hatrimn
      @Hatrimn Рік тому

      Pretty sure that's why all of the dating apps were created? For desperate people.

    • @LarryBonson
      @LarryBonson Рік тому +1

      Nobody want to date democrats sorry.

  • @ericio2213
    @ericio2213 Рік тому +48

    There are also things called family reunions if you're looking for right wing speed dating.

  • @Denim9330
    @Denim9330 Рік тому +99

    Oh shit, this is a real thing? Not satire?
    Amazing. Absolutely amazing.

    • @KyleT1990
      @KyleT1990 Рік тому +3

      Beta-male

    • @JesusRamirez03
      @JesusRamirez03 Рік тому +12

      @@KyleT1990 projecting 😂

    • @KyleT1990
      @KyleT1990 Рік тому +3

      @@JesusRamirez03 Yes, my wife who is living her dream of being a home-maker raising our two beautiful children while I lovingly provide for our family would attest to how much of an irresponsible, unaspiring, and cowardly Beta I am.

    • @LarryBonson
      @LarryBonson Рік тому

      Nobody want to date a Democrat.

    • @Vic2point0
      @Vic2point0 Рік тому +3

      I for one think it's great. Finally a place for men who know they're men, to date women who know they're women.

  • @geminilightasmr5247
    @geminilightasmr5247 Рік тому +7

    AIN'T NO WAY💀

  • @jamiegdubois
    @jamiegdubois 7 місяців тому +3

    Just paused at 0:57 where the prompt was “Alexa, change the….” and she’s typing in “president” 🤣. This feels like an SNL sketch.

  • @mr.pavone9719
    @mr.pavone9719 Рік тому +20

    Oh wow, they enabled comments.

  • @elmtreee6951
    @elmtreee6951 Рік тому +249

    This has GOT to be satire

    • @brownie62
      @brownie62 Рік тому +29

      Definitely could be an SNL sketch

    • @CortexNewsService
      @CortexNewsService Рік тому +27

      No, it isn't. In fact, I think satire may be dead. This killed it off.

    • @SoftwareNugget
      @SoftwareNugget Рік тому

      Only the right can be funny.

    • @aeroblu2002
      @aeroblu2002 Рік тому +16

      @@brownie62 Jesus Christ, I could ACTUALLY see this being an SNL sketch.

    • @SirBlackReeds
      @SirBlackReeds Рік тому +2

      What do you have against a dating app that seeks to offer some practicality?

  • @whateverlolawants
    @whateverlolawants Рік тому +27

    No option to say you don't want kids. The closest answer is "not sure yet." 0:41

    • @BigBrosFilms
      @BigBrosFilms Рік тому

      Well yeah don't you get it. Conservatives want to force children on you. They need you to create workers for capitalist to exploit.

    • @taylorjade6918
      @taylorjade6918 Рік тому +1

      Gross.

    • @oneperson5760
      @oneperson5760 Рік тому +1

      Conservatives want children and family. Chances are, if you dont want children, you dont need to be on the app.

  • @anthonyc5290
    @anthonyc5290 Рік тому +83

    Nothing says “the perfect mate” like a person with a nice, narrow world-view.

    • @Hatrimn
      @Hatrimn Рік тому +9

      Nothing says "insane person" like being so open minded that you can't define what a woman is

    • @palmshoot
      @palmshoot Рік тому

      @@Hatrimn Most psychiatrists and psychologists are left-leaning. "Insanity" and its ilk haven't even been a part of medical nomenclature in over 100 years.

    • @KyleT1990
      @KyleT1990 Рік тому +9

      Nothing says “I’m going to have a disfunctional relationship that is doomed from the start” like looking for a partner without actually desiring to share a worldview and values.

    • @joshuamoon9312
      @joshuamoon9312 Рік тому +5

      @@KyleT1990 okay boomer

    • @KyleT1990
      @KyleT1990 Рік тому

      @@joshuamoon9312 nothing says “I’m part of the most narcissistic generation of all time” like continually mocking the wisdom of previous generations. Have fun with your cats and antidepressants.

  • @KeithDuhaime
    @KeithDuhaime Рік тому +54

    Family reunion doesn't cut it any more?

    • @Macklive
      @Macklive Рік тому +1

      LMAO!

    • @nate6360
      @nate6360 Рік тому +1

      HAHAHHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCK

    • @zhanucong4614
      @zhanucong4614 Рік тому

      Castrating kids dosent cut it anymore?

    • @erikaeric8313
      @erikaeric8313 Рік тому +1

      @@zhanucong4614 triggered lmaooooooooooo

  • @danaisimantiri1978
    @danaisimantiri1978 Рік тому +83

    If this is the right way, I will always take the left.

    • @sophiaestella5611
      @sophiaestella5611 Рік тому

      What ? Are you saying you don't have a hankering for empty headed blond fascists and incels ?

    • @SirBlackReeds
      @SirBlackReeds Рік тому +2

      That strategy hasn't worked out over the course of at least 6 decades.

    • @nema151
      @nema151 Рік тому

      And that's your right..... hur hur hur

    • @zhanucong4614
      @zhanucong4614 Рік тому +2

      I mean they are yust cleaning your dating scene,why would you daye transphobes and woman haters anyways

  • @GhostXVll
    @GhostXVll Рік тому +79

    LMAO, OMG they need a dating safe space.

    • @thealfamayl
      @thealfamayl Рік тому +1

      The right shamed the left for making “safe spaces”, but now they’re doing the exact same thing.

    • @SeanStrife
      @SeanStrife Рік тому

      I mean, who else is gonna date these pieces of shit?

    • @jasperhernandez7364
      @jasperhernandez7364 Рік тому +2

      @@katelinnading8731 what?

    • @jasperhernandez7364
      @jasperhernandez7364 Рік тому +6

      It's actually to find partners with similar interests which is important for dating you obviously never dated before .

    • @SirBlackReeds
      @SirBlackReeds Рік тому +2

      What do you have against a dating app that seeks to not be totally crap?

  • @nicknorris3982
    @nicknorris3982 Рік тому +60

    Jesus Christ it’s like a black mirror episode

    • @anamia651
      @anamia651 Рік тому +2

      Exactly what I thought

    • @SeanStrife
      @SeanStrife Рік тому +3

      Nah... this is an SNL Skit that's grown out of control.

    • @TiagoDias-kt1vd
      @TiagoDias-kt1vd Рік тому +2

      u guys are woke 👀

    • @SeanStrife
      @SeanStrife Рік тому +3

      @@TiagoDias-kt1vd ...and?

    • @TiagoDias-kt1vd
      @TiagoDias-kt1vd Рік тому +1

      @@SeanStrife and thats good 🤷🏿‍♂️ they can relate reality with black mirror🤷🏿‍♂️ thats good

  • @Wardere
    @Wardere Рік тому +29

    Yo, the beat to this video goes HARD!

  • @TranscendentPhoenix
    @TranscendentPhoenix Рік тому +29

    At least they're fine with paying all the medical bills for all the 12-toe children that result from this and not putting it on taxpayers huh

    • @Hatrimn
      @Hatrimn Рік тому

      Right, but you vote Democrat...which pushes universal healthcare....thus requiring you to pay for them after all. Not a thinker are ya?

    • @LarryBonson
      @LarryBonson Рік тому

      12 toe you guys insults are weak 🤣🤣🤣

    • @envyyvibezz9288
      @envyyvibezz9288 Рік тому

      @@LarryBonson you’re right, pray he doesn’t come out as a conservative😓

    • @LarryBonson
      @LarryBonson Рік тому

      @@envyyvibezz9288 I pray he doesn't come out liberals nobody wants a gender confused future disease spreader.

    • @oneperson5760
      @oneperson5760 Рік тому

      No logic in that. If conservatives were inbred, they wouldnt need an app to meet.

  • @PatrickWDunne
    @PatrickWDunne Рік тому +5

    What is a woman?
    Someone who doesn't use this app lmao

  • @ernestogarcia7513
    @ernestogarcia7513 Рік тому +5

    No pronouns...no ladies either, I hear...

    • @Vic2point0
      @Vic2point0 Рік тому +1

      I've heard that as well. Haven't found a reputable source for that yet, though.

  • @littlepurplepanda1
    @littlepurplepanda1 Рік тому +32

    Not the subtle MAGA hat!!

  • @kirbyenthusiastnumber2
    @kirbyenthusiastnumber2 Рік тому +30

    "Gentlemen, if you want Premium.. that's on you"
    THIS SEEMS SO SATIRE I CANNOT

  • @taxfree4603
    @taxfree4603 Рік тому +5

    95% men 5% women

    • @BigBrosFilms
      @BigBrosFilms Рік тому +2

      @@P.90.603 You're lying to yourself buddy

  • @foozballguy
    @foozballguy Рік тому +6

    Why not just call it The White Stuff?

    • @Hatrimn
      @Hatrimn Рік тому +1

      Because it doesn't exclude people based on race unlike dating apps like BLK?

  • @allthebestali3421
    @allthebestali3421 Рік тому +31

    is this a joke

  • @joshpuffpufftekken
    @joshpuffpufftekken Рік тому +17

    think this video needs more white. More, white clothes, more white background, more white presenter.

    • @Hatrimn
      @Hatrimn Рік тому +1

      Unlike liberal dating apps like BLK, this doesn't discriminate based on skin color.

  • @tylerdavis127
    @tylerdavis127 Рік тому +3

    This feels like an SNL sketch

  • @B3N1Oheadas5
    @B3N1Oheadas5 4 місяці тому +4

    The comment section didn’t disappoint

  • @hugothepinkcat
    @hugothepinkcat Рік тому +42

    "nO pROnoUnS"
    🙄

    • @Justin-mt3mk
      @Justin-mt3mk Рік тому +3

      Ya. The girl named Ryan is absolutely dead set on not using pronouns. Very normal.

    • @matthewh2929
      @matthewh2929 Рік тому +3

      Yeah you heard what _____ said "no prouns"

    • @Hatrimn
      @Hatrimn Рік тому +2

      "mY pRoNoUnS aRe..." yea nobody cares

  • @EmmaEquinox
    @EmmaEquinox Рік тому +52

    This deadass feels like a satire sketch

    • @epistimonkapetanios
      @epistimonkapetanios Рік тому +1

      Go back to one of your safe spaces. You ventured too far into the internet crybaby.

    • @Macklive
      @Macklive Рік тому

      ua-cam.com/video/y29yh_I5KXI/v-deo.html

  • @Lemural
    @Lemural 9 місяців тому +2

    I thought this was The Onion at first…

  • @utterbullspit
    @utterbullspit Рік тому +16

    This app definitely won't last long.

    • @FedeArgentina
      @FedeArgentina Рік тому +2

      agree, most of conservative people aren't looking for a partner on internet

    • @utterbullspit
      @utterbullspit Рік тому

      @@FedeArgentina Well that's to there detriment.

    • @FedeArgentina
      @FedeArgentina Рік тому

      ​@@utterbullspit Talking in general.
      Conservatives (Again, most of them, +%) doesn't need an app.
      Defend 'family' as nuclear integral human development.
      People on that side are more attractive, healthy and hygienic.
      They involve their lives more carefully in what is 'new' or strange.
      They tend to be less creative and/or explorers of new sensations...
      I could go on for hours, there are many psychological differences between a brain more inclined to the left than to the right.
      lol yes, you read it right, physically more attractive and less dangerous to start a relationship with. More % of ugly, fat, bald, smoker, super skinny and etc are more on the democrat side of your country. -
      Cheers from Argentina 😓

  • @HandthatRockstWorld
    @HandthatRockstWorld Рік тому +58

    That "women get premium features for free" does not bode well for this or any dating app. The key issue is how they are treated while men feel ignored and get angry and disenfranchised while women have to worry about that escalation. It's ruining dating entirely. Women cannot be expected to say yes to the creeps we get in messages. And men are understandably frustrated with being ignored while women have to sort through hundreds of threats and inappropriate pictures.
    The real issue is behavior. Fix that and this will begin to improve.

    • @casebased8391
      @casebased8391 Рік тому +21

      Not many women are signing up for this so they’re desperate lol

    • @RithyThanFOE
      @RithyThanFOE Рік тому

      You're describing misogyny and patriarchy lol and the only people trying to stop that mess are Lefties.

    • @peterobinson3678
      @peterobinson3678 Рік тому +5

      Really? THAT is your issue here...?

    • @HandthatRockstWorld
      @HandthatRockstWorld Рік тому

      @@peterobinson3678 yes. Behavior and using these apps to spread the most egregious types is the problem for all of the apps.
      Sure, conservatives dating is easy to mock. They're terrible people. But ita not like they use the apps that differently from others

    • @spongeintheshoe
      @spongeintheshoe Рік тому +5

      Unfortunately, the methods by which one might do so aren't very conservative.

  • @destinychristensen6648
    @destinychristensen6648 Рік тому +4

    "The White Stuff"

  • @ahuman28
    @ahuman28 Рік тому +20

    NOT THIS HAVING 11K VIEWS AND ONLY 13 LIKES LMFAOOO

  • @FoxFire128
    @FoxFire128 Рік тому +20

    This is satire, right?

    • @vAmmonite
      @vAmmonite Рік тому +3

      afraid not

    • @Macklive
      @Macklive Рік тому

      ua-cam.com/video/y29yh_I5KXI/v-deo.html

  • @hmacklemore2226
    @hmacklemore2226 Рік тому +42

    She's in all white, all the people on the app are white, it's a white background... make it more obvious LOL

    • @Hatrimn
      @Hatrimn Рік тому

      Ahhh whiteness offends me

    • @mjaneheidt
      @mjaneheidt Рік тому +2

      It did seem rather Aryan to me…

    • @Macklive
      @Macklive Рік тому +3

      "The White Suff"

    • @matthewh2929
      @matthewh2929 Рік тому

      unfortunately her kkk robe was at the dry cleaners.

    • @Hatrimn
      @Hatrimn Рік тому

      @@Macklive Guess you didn't know there are racist dating apps such as BLK, which shockingly promote Democrat politics

  • @getplaning
    @getplaning 6 місяців тому +2

    Wait, why do alpha males need a dating app again?

  • @joedatius
    @joedatius Місяць тому +1

    the app went under when conservative men found out that women had to be 18+ to join.
    they didn't understand their customer base
    😔😔😔

  • @poloman3754
    @poloman3754 Рік тому +9

    Funny how the app failed instantly.

  • @zacknutting7503
    @zacknutting7503 Рік тому +6

    Ok but this is actually lame.

  • @merrytunes8697
    @merrytunes8697 Місяць тому +2

    I cannot believe this is a real app

  • @OrestesKyriakosPoulakis
    @OrestesKyriakosPoulakis Рік тому +15

    Who is the snowflake looking for a safe space now? 😂😂😂

    • @SeanStrife
      @SeanStrife Рік тому +7

      Every accusation is a confession with these people... always has been.

  • @uknowwutiwant
    @uknowwutiwant Рік тому +29

    I legit thought this was an SNL sketch!

  • @t13596
    @t13596 Рік тому +6

    0:18 Did I hear that right? Women don't have to pay if they invite friends but if you're a man then you have to pay.

    • @DavidHeffron78
      @DavidHeffron78 Рік тому +13

      Yes, you have to remember: there will be about 10 women on this and 10000 thirsty, thirsty men.

    • @spongeintheshoe
      @spongeintheshoe Рік тому +7

      Gender equality isn't very conservative.

    • @ZLScratch
      @ZLScratch 6 місяців тому

      They fucking knew damn near no young viable woman wants to date a dude who doesn't think she should have bodily autonomy or basic human rights so they tried to 'sweeten' the deal as much as possible.
      With Conservative men, that's attempting to put sugar into a cup of diarrhea water.

  • @ZLScratch
    @ZLScratch 6 місяців тому +3

    This shit a January 6th Honey Pot Trap lol.

  • @katesantillan3415
    @katesantillan3415 Рік тому +4

    0:36 her dream man is 2.1k miles away 😂

  • @logans.butler285
    @logans.butler285 Рік тому +8

    God I miss when dislikes were visible

  • @realquadmoo
    @realquadmoo Рік тому +8

    Aren't these the kind of people that would say 'Ryan is a boy's name'?

    • @Vic2point0
      @Vic2point0 Рік тому +1

      No? I haven't heard any conservatives take issue with that at all.

    • @realquadmoo
      @realquadmoo Рік тому

      @@Vic2point0 huh, interesting. What kinds of people say that then?

    • @Vic2point0
      @Vic2point0 Рік тому +1

      @@realquadmoo I'm sure there are people on both sides who think that. It has more to do with being old-fashioned, which probably has more to do with being old than being conservative.

    • @Vic2point0
      @Vic2point0 Рік тому +1

      Think the late George Carlin. He has a bit where he makes fun of "goofy boy names" that weren't around when he was a kid. Would you call George Carlin a conservative?

    • @realquadmoo
      @realquadmoo Рік тому +1

      @@Vic2point0 Ah that makes sense

  • @antepetrish8113
    @antepetrish8113 Рік тому +2

    When will The Right Stuff dating app be available on The Play Store app Ryan ?

  • @Erinationn
    @Erinationn 9 днів тому +1

    I deadass thought this was satire-

  • @3nemytrash684
    @3nemytrash684 Рік тому +20

    is this satire 💀

    • @michi386
      @michi386 Рік тому

      no, it's much better ^^

    • @thealfamayl
      @thealfamayl Рік тому +3

      It’s even funnier because it’s real.

  • @gregoriomunoz4754
    @gregoriomunoz4754 Рік тому +36

    It's invite only so they can keep out the regular folk.

    • @rogerthat6787
      @rogerthat6787 Рік тому +5

      And *ahem* people of color...

    • @gregoriomunoz4754
      @gregoriomunoz4754 Рік тому

      @@rogerthat6787 That too, they'll let a few people in but not interact.

    • @thealfamayl
      @thealfamayl Рік тому

      @@rogerthat6787 They’ll invite a few black men in so they aren’t seen entirely as racists by the general population. However, this website will always be whiter than Siberia

  • @Jesoysauce
    @Jesoysauce Рік тому +2

    Why. Just, why.

  • @hsthatzo8063
    @hsthatzo8063 Рік тому +3

    Why are there so many salty leftists here? It's quite hilarious to see all the jokes until you realise these people are bigger incels than any person who would actually use this app.

    • @joedatius
      @joedatius Місяць тому

      my girlfriend has a bigger cock then you

  • @dannycanfield3038
    @dannycanfield3038 Рік тому +5

    oh god my eyes!!! It's so blindingly white!!

  • @bugzta236
    @bugzta236 Рік тому +6

    no pronouns😍😍

  • @lewisnostredame5605
    @lewisnostredame5605 Рік тому +1

    Any way to make sure I match with my cousin?

  • @cornpop1230
    @cornpop1230 Рік тому +1

    How do you get an invite?

  • @jasmarr
    @jasmarr Рік тому +16

    Is it open for conservative gay men and women🤔?

    • @vibery2312
      @vibery2312 Рік тому +19

      just checked, and nope. even though the man who funded this project is gay, and he can't even use the app to find men

    • @mavince
      @mavince Рік тому +3

      @@vibery2312 🤯

    • @anamia651
      @anamia651 Рік тому +9

      @@vibery2312 the self hatred. I'm a lesbian, I can't imagine funding a homophobic app.

    • @sirducktheii1566
      @sirducktheii1566 Рік тому +3

      @@vibery2312 on one hand it's smart that he can get straight men to pay for using it on the other hand.....just why?

    • @azazel166
      @azazel166 Рік тому +1

      Nope, alas US conservatives cast aside "conservative gay men and women" way ahead of schedule.

  • @Badtown1988
    @Badtown1988 Рік тому +4

    Has this launched/failed yet?

  • @jvloger103137
    @jvloger103137 6 місяців тому +1

    This app is the perfect app for separating the ladies and gentlemen of our generation, from the boys and girls.

  • @CarolineIronwill
    @CarolineIronwill Рік тому

    How do I get an invite?

  • @YourLoyalDeserter
    @YourLoyalDeserter Рік тому +4

    Is there a gay section?

    • @BigBrosFilms
      @BigBrosFilms Рік тому +1

      @The Clap Oh the irony

    • @azazel166
      @azazel166 Рік тому

      No, the gay section was scrapped ahead of schedule.
      That was supposed to happen after US conservatives got their way and the "Conservative Gays" outlived their usefulness.

  • @StillSomeone
    @StillSomeone Рік тому +6

    I need someone to make a video of this add but only when she says a pronoun

    • @StillSomeone
      @StillSomeone Рік тому

      0:01 I’m and I’ve are both pronouns and verbs linked together

    • @StillSomeone
      @StillSomeone Рік тому +1

      0:02 you is a pronoun

    • @StillSomeone
      @StillSomeone Рік тому +1

      0:03 I is a pronoun

    • @StillSomeone
      @StillSomeone Рік тому

      0:07 us is a pronoun

    • @StillSomeone
      @StillSomeone Рік тому

      0:08 It’s is a pronoun and a verb linked together

  • @yeastnecklace
    @yeastnecklace 6 місяців тому +1

    who else ended up here looking for the commercial arasha was in?

  • @guyabovemesucks5262
    @guyabovemesucks5262 Рік тому +17

    RW woman: i don't date libs
    LW man: ok
    LW woman: i don't date cons
    RW man: *becomes an incel*

  • @javierivanreyes8608
    @javierivanreyes8608 Рік тому +19

    I have a feeling that the men's rights activists and 4 chan incels won't be happy about it being free for women lmao

    • @thedude9941
      @thedude9941 Рік тому +10

      Honestly that might be something they would have a point about though, that is pretty bad advertising to just say free for women and men it's on you, however the only reason it's like that is because whoever made this site knows women aren't interested in dating guys that want to take their rights away.

    • @SirBlackReeds
      @SirBlackReeds Рік тому +1

      Why do you insist on strawmanning? Who even says "4chan incels" these days?

    • @enoughabouteve
      @enoughabouteve Рік тому +3

      @@SirBlackReeds incels on 4 chan do exists my brother

  • @beckenhamboy1995
    @beckenhamboy1995 Рік тому +95

    Love to see conservatives screaming on about free speach, the marketplace of ideas and liberals wanting 'safe spaces' whilst simultaneously, literally creating gated social media and dating apps purely to ensure they can only ever communicate within their ever narrowing bubble....

    • @letmybodygo
      @letmybodygo Рік тому

      so you scumbags can dish it out but you can't take it?

    • @letmybodygo
      @letmybodygo Рік тому

      don't act like you dumbasses would hop on that app if it was wide open. go play in the other public sandboxes

    • @jasperhernandez7364
      @jasperhernandez7364 Рік тому

      We just don't want to date fat pigs

    • @andrewwiggin7433
      @andrewwiggin7433 Рік тому

      Because leftists are vicious animals who can't help themselves from attacking things they don't like. It says more about you than in does about them.

    • @InitialPC
      @InitialPC Рік тому +14

      arent you the ones who kept going "if you dont like it get your own!"
      and no youre complaining that they are?

  • @juliocbp9389
    @juliocbp9389 Місяць тому

    "Women get premium subscriptions. Gentlemen, if you want premium, that's on you"
    As someone said: *if you are not paying for it, you are the merchandise*

  • @SpotGoesHawaii
    @SpotGoesHawaii Рік тому +1

    Is this fascist Barbies' sister?