Dungeons and Dragons Pick Up Lines
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- Опубліковано 4 гру 2020
- Everyone needs a good "Pick Up" line, even in the world of Dungeons and Dragons. Which one will you choose and which one will work??
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(Disclaimer: Pick up lines will not work 100% of the time. Results may lead to slapping, gasping, kicked, trampled by buffalos, being sorted into Hufflepuff, Nat 1 rolls, slowly turning into a homunculus, turning into that dog/ girl in FullMetal, and a kiss. USE AT OWN RISK)
_Hey. I'll have you know I am a proud Hufflepuff_
As a Hufflepuff I am slightly irritated. As a Hufflepuff I eat when I’m irritated. I’ll be in the kitchens.
All of the are so funny but the best one was i’m a necromancer and I know how to make things rise. Like a that dead family... mom
I haven't laughed that much in a while lol! Thanks Duke!
...I was sorted into Hufflepuff without using any of these pickup lines (also Hufflepuff is great. Love your badger friends)
He had me at “I’m a bard.” This is the story we are gonna tell our grandkids.
Yep. Pure statement. Short, but enough.
I hope I didn't wake my housemates with my laughter.
Best pick-up line XD
And that kids, is how I met your mother.
I like tell he had a little bit of an Irish accent at the end
It should be I'm a bard and I rolled a nat 20
My favorite is "On a scale from 1 to 10, you're a Nat 20." But the Barbarian is onto something with the whole.*Bonk* "We're dating now."
Mine was
Hi. Im a bard.
the barbarian was very consistent with his pickup lines. it was sweet, cute and to the point! also, like, that's a great axe. i want to talk weapon care now, like, yeah! conversation!
The barbarian reminded me of my husband
He tapped that.
@@renab.7390 ohhhhhhohoho! that was a wonderus pun!
Wizard: * dies of 1d4 flirting damage *
Hey! We take 2d4 damage to die, _thank_ you!
@@irishmanfromengland25 that doesn't help your case much.
@@irishmanfromengland25 not with my dump stat con we dont
I have a wizard that takes 38d4 to kill, thank you very much
@@-almndflur-8605 you got to level 20?
**Bonk**
“We’re dating now”
Caveman style
@@stormflyer6574 Let's go clubbing.
Me: ok
Imagine he rolled a nat 20
Thats sweet tho
Paladin: You wanna go to heaven?
_stabs the girl_
Monk: I’d like to give you the Ki to my heart.
Cleric: I can Turn Undead, but you Turn Me On.
Artificer: I can show you a Flash of Genius. Maybe you’d also like to Flash something
Ranger: Maybe you could be the first person to love me... or at least like me?
Artificer bout to get slapped so hard in the face
Artificer wasn't as bad as "not of the faith? Well don't worry. You'll be screaming gods name by the end of the night."
The ranger one got me
The Ranger one Makes sense
Aw don’t worry ranger I love you lol
Sorcerer: You're really ho- OH GOD! I DIDN'T MEAN TO USE FIREBALL! I'M SO SORRY!
Bahaha 😂
Bruh how did you publish a comment 20 hours ago if the video came out 7 hours ago
@@paulcurran302 i think he wrote this comment before it was premiered....idk how it works
@@paulcurran302 Patreons get videos early ;)
That is only if you are playing a wild mage.
**Bonk**
“We’re dating now”
This is about my level of subtlety in dating XD
That combined with your user name, I bet you're amazing. Bow chicka-bow-wow.
Oh yeah, Caboose was always my favorite.
It's fine really. Honesty and direct approach are such underrated virtues 🙂
@@juliabe408 def. I’ve learned that communication is incredibly important and part of that is just being honest about shit
@@tuckerdidit42 agree. I wished I've met more direct guys, who could just say "we're dating now", "be my girlfriend". It just feels more real, you just know what direction you both are going.
I cannot believe everyone’s sleeping on the paladin line, “well - looks like I’ll be worshipping two gods now”
That was definitely one of my favorites!
He didn't take the Oath of Throwing It Back for nothing!
"Hi I'm a Bard"
Simple but effective
"We're dating now" LOVE IT
That was so wholesome idk why
bonk
It would work for me 😂
@@mellfield4371 *Bonks with axe*
We're dating now. If my wife approves.
I have spoken.
@@alwynxyrsta5130so wholesome. Plus the nat 20? Barbarian wins
"Not of the faith?" for a split second I was thinking he was gonna straight up Deus Vult smite the person.
He did stab them a few minutes later....
@@juliadubaj6558 cuz he wanted to show them heaven😂
"hey would you like to be my next bad decision?" I'm crying 😂
What my rogue’s warlock fiancé probably thought after being seduced xD
Tbh that's something most people would say now and days, it's still hilarious tho
Him: "Hi, I'm a bard."
Me: takes off pants "Hi."
With his looks, isn't that the right response?
I don't know what his CHA bonus is, but he's frequently cast Charm Person and Tasha's Hideous Laughter at the same time.
Me @ the Bard: Oh-oh-oh, why me? A sign of the times, every time that I speak! A dime and a nine, it was mine every week! What a time, an incline, God was shining on me! Now I can't leave...
Me too (oh, hi, Riddler!)
The way the dragon comes in the kill him each time out of jaelousy is gold
As a full time girl, if a guy sat across from me and said “hi, I’m a bard” my face would go red within milliseconds, truly a man of culture, a true gentleman for sure
Hi, I'm a bard (now seriously, I am. I have a poetry book. Would you like to inspire my second book?)
I love the phrase "full time girl" as though part time is an option.
@@bridgetmadden5716 turns out it was, cuz i identify as nonbinary now. This comment is 2 years old
@milliemoo5135 whoops, sorry about that. Wish you the best.
*boop* "We're dating now." - 9 CHA Barbarian
This gives me so much material for one of my characters that literally hits on *e v e r y o n e*. Thanks Duke XD
9 cha barb rolling nat 20 on persuasion
Rouge: "Is this your purse? It is! Oh you want it back? You gotta date me first."
This is..., actually funny. 😂
Warlock: I may get my powers from a eldritch being but I'm still powerless without you
Ohh you got me. Seriously, if a warlock says that to me I'd fall for them immediately
Are you my patron, cause I'd devote my life to you
“Did you know I’m on expert at navigating swamps”
-Druid 2020
I thought that was Ranger lmao
Ranger: Damp lowlands are my favorite terrain.
Underdark is my favored terrain, especially yours.
Everything on you is natural. Especially your beauty. And I know it, I am a druid.
The Barbarian "*bonk* We're dating now."
I love it!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Artificer: I hope you like toys, because I've got some magical enhancement.
Barbarian: Whatever little fantasies you've had about men like me, sitting in the comfort of your bedroom... I'll make as many of them true as you want.
Bard: I'm an entertainer, honey. I know how to please an audience, no matter the number.
Cleric: Now I know that my faith is unwavering; whenever I should falter, I will just close my eyes and picture your truly divine beauty.
Druid: I do love nature; it can be the most beautiful, or the most savage, changing as the wind blows. What say we try for that title ourselves tonight?
Fighter: I'm no one-pump-chump, sweetheart. I can go faster, longer, and when I need that little boost I'll hit my second wind.
Monk: There are three paths one must explore to reach Enlightenment. I've gotten all I can from Mind and Spirit, for now... all that's left is to explore your Body.
Paladin: My dearest, for all the blows this armor has saved me from, thousands of strikes in hundreds of battles... no plate could ever protect a man from your stunning gaze.
Ranger: In my time, I've gotten pretty good at hitting obscured targets and navigating rough terrain. Shall we test my skills?
Rogue: I've got a gentle touch, but I know where my strikes would be most effective. We're not all as morose as the myths claim...
Sorcerer: I suppose you could say I've got a natural talent for this kind of thing... always have. But any talent needs practice to truly be effective...
Warlock: Any man of decent intelligence would sell his soul for the love of a woman like you... an eternity of torment, vs the rest of a lifetime being deliriously happy? The choice is simple.
Wizard: Perhaps, after all these years of study, I've been overlooking a subject that's just as important...
“I’m more in touch with my sensitive side” *dies of 1d4 flirt damage*
*”Im a bard”*
Me: *stands up and claps*
*Bard enters chat*
My rival....
Facts 😂
@@OneShotQuesters or better:
-Bard saying this to someone after too many dragon afairs-
I can be the Bad Dragon you always wanted to have~
@@ubylux3329 I understood that reference
@@DashBolt A man of culture I see
@@ubylux3329 *died of 1d4 tea spitting damage*
I typically play rogues or bards, but *bonk* "We're dating now." Is how they do the whole romance thing. My last character won over a barbarian by doing basically that, so the point stands.
You gotta speak their (love) language.
Imma use this on all the ladies.
You Better!
*Bonk* "Were dating now."
If it's the right kinda girl, it'll work.
Whats a pickup line that you used and it worked?? 🤔
Patiently waiting to see if my "Then damn you must be pregnant" line is in the video lol
Are u asleep or pulling an all-nighter
Princess in need of rescue! I need a strong man to open this jar! (I had five rush to help)
Are you a pizza case you brigited up my life ... One minute
"You've done the impossible... You are more beautiful than a bar of soap"
lol, I love the bard getting literally roasted for trying to seduce
Dragon got jelly. The paladin suggesting I'd get religion was pretty funny. Same with the barbarian doing the bonk we are dating now. So funny!
Here's one: "Are you a Druid? Because your shape is driving me wild."
No I'm a bard... and you make me write poetry
@@dianaferreria NPC: "Which way do you swing?"
Barbarian: "BOTH WAYS. VIOLENTLY. WITH AN AXE."
All good choices but that last one got me 😂👌
* headclunk *
We're dating now
"hi. I'm a bard." Is now my absolute go to
"Hey baby is yo daddy a thief? Cos it looks like he stole the stars from the skies and put them in your eyes" Is by far my favorite pick upline. I've used it hundreds of times.
“When you think of it dnd is a game of numbers, but I don’t have yours.” “Not of the faith!? Oh don’t worry you’ll be screaming gods name by the end of the night”. Ima use these I’ll try and get back to you with the results
Update: I used it on one of my friends(just asking for their input) and they loved the second, laughing so hard she almost died 😂. Still yet to actually use them tho *~* my party’s all guys and I’m straight°v°
Edit2: I used it in game... NEGATIVE 14! My groin got damage slightly... then a new player came through a wormhole and their weapon landed squarely in my groin near max damage instakill... sad day that one
Edit3: if I put the whole story it would take forever and I’m lazy
TLDR: time magic, I brake fourth wall so ppl can hear me across time, tried to seduce characters mother and failed. Now I’m goin to fuq a deep dragon next week
I hope they work😂 may the dice be ever in your favor, friend
nice
I hope RNGesus favors your rolls regarding this, friend.
Welp, guess you’re not doing that again are you?
@@milliemoo5135 actually, my party just had a run in with time. I might use it or another players mother just for lols, although I have been smited for asking if she was hot(other player said it out of character, I said in in)
I am super excited, guess who is meeting up with there crush that plays D&D after this video...
Try the god:s name one lol
No do not
Good luck mate
ooooooo
hey, how did it go?
How did it go?
Here are my best ones for each class:
Wizard: Did you know I’m a wizard in the bedroom as well?
Sorcerer: Magic is in my blood wanna see what else is magical?
Barbarian: My rage isn’t the only thing that rises in battle.
Ranger: I wonder will the hunter catch the fox? Because you’re my prey tonight.
Artificer: I might be in need of an oil change now that I’ve seen you.
Warlock: Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Druid: Plants aren’t the only thing I can make grow.
Cleric: Did my god send you? Because you look like an angel.
Monk:Wanna practice meditation? I know several endurance exercises.
Bard: Oh we can make such lovely poetry together.
Rogue: Wanna play sheath the dagger?
Paladin: I may be a servant of the divine but you’ve got me burning up like hellfire.
In my mind I see a rogue going, "Wanna play sheathe the dagger?", then stabbing the person they're flirting with.
I love the cleric one (though I am the forever cleric of the party so maybe that’s why)
@@thehotdog128 I didn't have a good one for monk.
Hey warlock, stop stealing Joker's lines!
A Wizard in the bedroom too....
*Dies of 1D4 sex damage.*
Sorry, lol.
"This sword isn't the only giant thing I'm wielding...I also have this axe."
Consider me sold.
"You want to be my next bad decision?" definitely my favorite
"D&D is a game of numbers... Yet, I don't have yours." - this is legit gold right here!
2:02 I love how the Paladin came up with a great line as a comeback, laughed as he realized he was kidding only himself, and gave the heathen divine justice.
I’m glad this video comes with a safety label
'HI, I'm a bard'
- bard
Hi, I'm a bard
Ranger: I'd like to make you my favored terrain....
These range from usable to very sexual
"I'm not a necromancer, but I can still make things rise -
me: * sweats profusely *
"...like this dead family!"
rogue: Oh my god mom?
actually tho the first one is pretty solid
This was not the best, but the funniest
1:13 bard wife caught the bard cheating
"Is that a fireball, or just your way of saying you have the hots for me?"
Take a guess... 🔥
It's clearly a fireball
The one where Paladin just booed out on his own line got me
*noped
T uT It was my favorite, too!
Paladin's flirt line was so wrong that he just stopped.
Oh my GOD I am HOWLING!! You've gotten friends who don't even play D&D cracking up. Amazing job dude!
What I find hilarious is that the Barbarian had most of the best lines.
And the bard the worst luck... oh wait, that's the rogue, nevermind
I love how this starts somewhat serious but it derails with every Line into madness xD
'Would you like to go on a D-8' was my favourite. Dad jokes always works on me
I really don’t think that I have ever used a pick up line 🤔
Do it, it’s worth it 😂
I have gotten pickup lined multiple times but I am terrible at the return
Well you have a whole two minutes of them to try out
Same
@@philosophyispicklerick8981 i usually come up with great pickup lines but end up laughing or just a mess and can't say it.
Pickup line starts with "Is that a fireball...."
Every wizard within earshot: DON'T TEMP ME!
"You'll be screaming god's name by the end of the night."
You got me gud
I broke my party when I introduced my female sylph to a male tengu, and the out of character conversation took over.
I offered this pick up line to the tengu's player: 'You can be the wind beneath my wings.'
"Hi. I'm a bard"
Me: *dies of 1d4 nosebleed damage*
Me, as a response: *uses Healing word* let's get some privacy babe, I'll make you poetry
Can confirm *bonk* "We're dating now" works. That's basically how my husband told me I was his girlfriend and now we're three years happily married lol
BONK.
"We're dating now" - barberian
LOVE that this gets more and more chaotic as it keeps going.
“I’m a bard.”
‘Nuff said.
“Hey...I’m a bard”
I choked on my drink 😂
That Stars in Your Eyes one was actually pretty smooth. Pity about the results. 😬
“Hi I’m a bard”
Same a I am little baby that cry’s alone and my only breef escape from depression is DND PICK UP LINES
Yes pls
Breef, lol.
These were amazing, had me laughing the entire time. On a scale of 1 to 10, I rate this video a natural 20.
bard : I may use words and music to weave spells, but i have never heard such beauty and power in words than when i first heard you speak.
Thank you I'll use this in my next game
@@dianaferreria By "game" do you mean in a bar or at a tabletop place?
The chaos just kept escalating lol
2:08
Paladin: Would you like to see heaven?
Paladin: HYAAGHHH
that caught me off guard ngl xD
"... What's your AC???.. " 😂😂😂😂👍🏿
Yes yes YES!!!! I have a barbarian character that I'm playing right now and one of he's character traits is that he always most start flirting with the opposite of his (long story short this is a curse he got when he was kid) so yah this pick-up lines would be of great help to me 😎
Can’t wait for you to see them 😊
I'm saying it: Barbarian has the best pickup lines. 11/10 would date.
Wizard: *Dies from 1 d4 flirting damage*
I need a full series of these!
I saw this video and played it for my dad and I, we both started laughing and smiling at these pickup lines!!! Good job as always duke 😂
Lawyer: Paladin, we've gone over this before. Failure to specify "where" you 'Lay Hands' is why you were on the List. That you had Rogue steal last week.
"I'm not like the others in fact I'm more in touch with my sensitive side" dies right after🤣😂
Would have been funny if the ranger said; looks like I've found my favorite terrain and preferred enemy.
Ok but some of these are legit!
“When you think of it dnd is a game of numbers, but I don’t have yours."
"Well... Looks like I'll be worshipping two gods now."
"On a scale from 1 to 10, you're a Nat 20."
Personal favourites:
"Hi, I'm a bard!" (LOL)
*BONK* "We're dating now" (LOL)
Hi, I'm a bard
@@dianaferreria Lol, roll for persuasion.
"But i know how to make things rise... Like a dead family"
*Roar*
"Mom? Dad? :0"
I loved the "stars in your eyes" one, because I'm just that cheesy-
Not really a pick up line, but on our 1st date my fiance asked if I could hold something and when I held out my hand he just put his hand in it 😆 I guess it worked pretty well because we are getting married in May ❤
Thank you very much! I was crying and laughing at the same Time. This one is a Masterpiece and I absolutely love it!!!.
"Would you like to be my next bad decision?" That's just a normal pick-up line.
True, but the joke here is that warlocks are known to make bad decisions
@@Silesh Yep, my point was that everyone else is too lol.
@@impishlyit9780 okay, then I simply disagree. imo not everyone is stereotypically known to make bad decisions, but that's just a different point of view I guess
@@impishlyit9780Are you saying they majority of people make bad decisions? If so then your correct, 100%
Set the reminder boys
Do it!
I can't pick which one is my favorite, they're so hilarious and BAD oh my gosh
Though Barbarian's Boop a-la Great Axe at the end was adorable. Nat20 on Cuteness. My Halfling Sorcerer would find that charming.
Your sorcerer would find it... charming, you said?
That last one would get me
*bonk* we’re dating now lol
Barbarian: *gentle bonk* We're dating now. :D
2:08 If someone did this one I'd definitely fall for them
If someone comes up to me with "Hi I'm a Bard" unironically, I'd marry him on the Spot 😂
Has to be a him?
now all you need is like a wood vinyl for the table to make it look like a tavern table!!!
*bonk* ‘we’re dating now’ is how I’m gonna ask out my crush
the barbarian's lines are GOLD
We need more of these!!! Or insults would be fun too!
*fans self* GOOD LORDY I NEED A MOMENT
Great vid as always but I'm such a sucker for nerdy pickup lines hhhh
Warlock: Lets go see my patron
*poors extremely hot water on them*
Oh. . . Huh, well now I'm dead
DAMN these are smooth
“* bonk * We’re dating now”
Wow, such a way with words 😂
"hi im a bard" Yeah that's all you need to say, really.
I should stop answering "I'm a bard" in every comment I see that says this, but... hi, I'm a bard
*bonk* we're dating now.
That's how my boyfriend "asked" me out lol