+Monish K LOL You tried to correct what he said but, "... make the most adult jokes sound innocent," is correct grammar. "... make the most adult jokes sounding innocent," is not proper grammar. Don't correct grammar when your correction is incorrect bud.
She still ignored every sex reference he makes! The most obscene thing she's said or done in 4 years has been saying the word "penis" in this video! - Pewds practically dry-humps at least one object per video!
PewDiePie *- Speaks Japanese* *- Has Italian girlfriend* *- Sings in Spanish* *- Is from Sweden* *- speaks with American accent* *- lives in the UK* *- has russian merch* *- war with Indian YT channel* *- hates norway* *- speaks Swedish* *- thanked the Philippines* *- sponsor's IKEA* *- Has **_N-WORD-PASS_* *- worldwide subs* *- Drinks Russian wine* *_Mr.Worldwide_*
You two are the weirdest couple. She's nice, sweet and calm and your nice, prankloving and loud.(Nothing wrong with that because you, unlike most people, try to set boundaries.). This has to be part of my top 5 favorite anime shipping.
Same with me and my girlfriend lol. I think that's the best kind of relationship. No need to have the same personality that's boring. It's better to complete each other's personality. :)
Per Kristian Antonsen well I don't think the "loaded" part is necessary, as a relationship should be controlled by things deeper than materialistic items. Like even if Felix was not loaded, I would doubt that Marzia would change because of money.
Awesomerocks ah jeez. I knooooow. He has, from what i can tell, what she wants. And financial security. So why leave. Why are we argueing with me on this??
0:05
''YOU'RE NOT MY GIRLFRIEND ANYMORE!''
You're right, she's not. She's your wife now.
Edit: NOW SHE'S A MOTHER TOO
Lol
Mr. Gamer 😂
Yesss
Fk someone already write it :D
So underrated comment xdd
Girls' voice gets higher when they're with someone they like:
Marzia:
I think she likes him. 😅
@@liltornado I mean that her boyfriend :v
@@liltornado *wOnDeR whY?*
@@ThatLadAndre I know she's his wife
@@liltornado Correct! Gold star for you.
Just close your eyes while listening to this video.
😂😂😂💯
😂
0:37 😂😂😂😂😂
I just did it like 10 seconds, lmao
Underrated 😂😂
Alternative title: Buying my girlfreind toys
Wife*
Satisfying toys* 👁️👄👁️
Sus
@@brenda7567 out of context
Hmmm
He is gonna be the coolest dad ever one day...
Regal queen Xzavier
but THAT wont happen!!!! he uses 5 condoms!!!!!!
They don't want kids :p
then there will finally be a 5 year old that surpasses pewdiepie
Papa Pewds for life
Regal queen Xzavier he is gonna be worlds best dad. His kids will be annoyed of all the dad jokes and humour
*Felix:* You're not my girlfriend anymore
*Also Felix:* marries her
exactly
Felix : You are not my girfriend anymore
Also Felix : Hippity hoppity ...
you kno the rest
I completed 1k likes
Spoilers!
He was playing the kazoo the wrong way around anyway lmao
3:59 when I get an A on a test I didn't study for
😂😂
69 likes
Can't relate bruh
Happened to me a lot, also an ad popped up
7:35 literally laughed my ass of 😂😂😂🤣🤣
Lmao
Felix: slap me with it.
Marzia: *slaps him with it*
Felix: oW jEsUs!
Wow perfect timing when I was watching the video while I was surfing through the comments 😂😂😂👏👏👏
Lol
yeoUCH
She did slap him twice tho
Bifle
I love how Martzia can make the most adult jokes sound innocent
MrAwesomeGuy 81 Yup
MrAwesomeGuy 81 she is like Bonney from family guy
MrAwesomeGuy 81 *Marzia
MrAwesomeGuy 81 sounding* Marzia*
+Monish K LOL You tried to correct what he said but, "... make the most adult jokes sound innocent," is correct grammar. "... make the most adult jokes sounding innocent," is not proper grammar. Don't correct grammar when your correction is incorrect bud.
So protective!😍😍😍
“I will kill it for you Marzia!”
3:39 I see he's a man of culture. Bullet for my valentine
ahahahaahahhaa makes us love him more
I was searching for this comment.
yes yes yes yes yes Y E S
yessir!! Pewds is a metalhead for sure!!
LEGEND!
Felix: You arent my girlfriend anymore
Well he's half right half wrong
Boomers won't get that joke
Facts
Hes 100% right
@@givencci9997 she is his waifu
*magically becomes wife*
Pewdiepie: tries to satisfy his girl
Ends up satisfying himself
Just like a man...
Arent we all
This says a lot about society
What a legend
welcome to relationships
PewDiePie: gives Marzia stuff
also PewDiePie when she tries using it: *NEXT ITEM*
7:34 R.I.P. Helicopter Ball 😢
Hit it with a mushroom 🙏🙏🙏
How to satisfy your girlfriend:
Step 1: Get a girlfriend
Tough job.
That s the hardest step
Reality is often disappointing
Already stumped at step 1
But but but.... I can't do this step
Pewds is like the dad that buys Christmas gifts for you because he wants them for himself
Or a satisfy husband with an unsatisfy wife lmao 😂😂
That's every child buying gifts for his family
TAKE PHILIP SCHUYLER THE MAN IS LOADED
wrong vid...
Thats exactly my father
"THHIS IS NOT SMOOTH ENOUGH"
Me after kidnapping sand manufacturer: THE QUEEN DEMANDS YOUR PRESENCE
Simp
Simp
Not a simp, just a worker for the queen
@@aayushkale2843 like an ant working
She : It's not long enough.
He : That's seems to be a problem when you are trying to satisfying your girlfriend.
8:53 LMAO
Copied
pewdiepie: you gotta hold it like this and then go crazy
marzia: *goes crazy*
pewdiepie: no-nn-NO NO
leez peez what I was goin' to say 😂😂💜
Btw a _directioner_ yay 🆔💜
leez peez Y-YAMERO!
Harry *cough
I loved how she went crazy without opening her eyes first
Long and skinny too. Juuuusst like she likes it
That cute smile, those beautiful eyebrows, that perfect hair....
Looking beautiful Edgar
Bleach agreed
Lol
Bleach omg just yes
Bleach u copied it from another guy tf man
Bleach lol
7:36 is the funniest part
I love Marzia's surprised pikachu face whenever Felix throws the things IT'S SO CUTE
How has Marzia's innocence not been ruined by pewds yet! LOL
Bonnie Kiwi *not* been?
I think you should re-watch the video, bud
She still ignored every sex reference he makes! The most obscene thing she's said or done in 4 years has been saying the word "penis" in this video! - Pewds practically dry-humps at least one object per video!
I understand her, it's a video, it's not the same when u are alone with your boyfriend
Bonnie Kiwi she made Barney's penis
Oh no... Someone alert Pornhub!
Pewds: how to satisfy your girlfriend
Marzia: how to annoy your boyfriend
No no, smol pee-pee.....
*How to annoy your husband*
Now big brain!!!
I think girls already know how
Big PP
@@cram3970 how?
I TOLD YOU HE WAS A SIMP!
Marzia is the calmest person alive💫
Until she gets her slime...
6:51 marzia: can i tie your hair with it
Pewd: if its satisfying for you i will do it
Audience :😍❤😭💖
"Do you trust me? You gotta hold this... and go crazy."
"NO NO NO WHAT THE F-"
Sounds like the first time they had sex
xxCAROLINAxx it does 😂😂
Hey Its Evie watch the video with your eyes closed
Christian Garcia Lol.
Hey Its Evie i laugh too
Marzia - "It's not long enough"
Pewdiepie - "That seems to be a problem when you try to satisfy your girlfriend"
8:54
Loollll
lmaooo
That's the real problem lol...😂
She didnt even notice this?! They are the best couple!!!
Tour Quadrillion she most likely did
"Shes not my girlfriend anymore"
Thats so accurate
Lol
Alternate title: pewdiepie satisfying himself
8:54
"It's not long enough! "
~Marzia 2017
"That seems to be the problem when you try to satisfy your girlfriend"
~Felix 2017
Also the problem when you're in bed with your gf
No friken dur
Jake Les AAHHH
THEY TRYNA MAKE A POINT THERE
Name of the music please sorry for muy bad english
Pewds: *throws the magnetic thingy
Also pewds: he was like a father to me
:)
i treated him as my own son
Danielle Klose does anyone know what its called lol
sakuraleech not even Felix knows lol
He was like the son I never had
When Björn sees this.....
8:54 Its not long enough!!!
*Thats what she said*
8:58 That seems to be a problem when you try to satisfy your girlfriend
*insert retro music*
PewDiePie
*- Speaks Japanese*
*- Has Italian girlfriend*
*- Sings in Spanish*
*- Is from Sweden*
*- speaks with American accent*
*- lives in the UK*
*- has russian merch*
*- war with Indian YT channel*
*- hates norway*
*- speaks Swedish*
*- thanked the Philippines*
*- sponsor's IKEA*
*- Has **_N-WORD-PASS_*
*- worldwide subs*
*- Drinks Russian wine*
*_Mr.Worldwide_*
Speaks with an American accent, lives in UK, and has merch in Russian
@@timklebel879 that's not an american accent. It's a swedish accent and he speaks English
@@smiite9366 no its definitely not a Swedish accent.
Dont forget about german
*u s e s a f r i c a n a m e r i c a n s l a n g*
2:18
Felix: "You gotta hold it like this...and then go crazy"
Marzia: * goes crazy *
Felix: "NO NO. WHAT THE F-"
Not that crazy
😂😂🤣🤣
this comment is rated R
Close your eyes...
Thanks for repeating what they said (sarcasm)
The fact that they got married is amazing
The fact that they're having a baby is amazing too
2:10 so her furby addiction has been going on for a long while
I was looking for this comment
Felix: You need to slap me with it
Marzia: *slaps him with it*
Felix: OW JESUS WHAT THE HECC
@@jungwoof Oml are u joking me?HAHHAHAHA
@@jungwoof whatever
@@jungwoof whatever, my smol doggo doesn't like u
@@jungwoof y u do dis, chonk doggos go floof uWu. U r just rude. :3
@@jungwoof r/woooosh
marzia: how many sexual jokes do want in this viedo?
felix: YES
Azizi Hocine that’s not how the joke works lmao
@felly r/wooosh
@@dorianfelly that is exactly how the joke works...
Sir_Samlet lmao no
@@dorianfelly But it is
Holy shit. 2017 was 4 years ago. I was expecting him to go “How’s it goin bro’s”.
Mah name is PewwwDiePie!!
Aaaaand welcome to fraaaidaaays weth pooooodeipaai
Reality kicks in and you realise these are grown man/women.
Marzia: it's not long enough!!
Pewds: that seems to be the problem, when you try to satisfy your girlfriend.
*sad music plays* 😂😂😂
😂😂😂
This was the best thing i’ve read.
@@bea6564 what the fuck is wrong with your dp?
YOUR PROFILE PICTURE IS FUNNIER
What song is that??
Marzia will be satisfied if she see your *IKEA TOWER*
That's sexual
@@mus7681 yep, very
got ‘em
and his *GIANT MEATBALLS*
Or his entire world
I love how no matter what Marzia is doing, she somehow makes it adorable.
I can't believe this is 6yrs ago.
now felix and marzia is having a baby😭😭
I like how PewDiePie swears a lot while Marzia is so innocent
While she acts so innocent you mean
She just made a penis
SIMP!!
She made a penis
@@alang.n2837 But she's our queen
No matter how old you are, when you're in love you act 12
This is something I can't relate to. Never been in a relationship before.
@@950theo have a burger NOW
@@950theo same 🗿
69th like yay
Me, who’s 12
*am I a joke to you?*
2:15 close your eyes and listen
😂😂😂😂
My mind took me to wonderland ✨🙃
The way Maria hid behind him though! That was adorable!
"you are not my girlfriend anymore"
*marries
Not yet
Justin Axzyte Fan *proposes*
Now she’s his fiancée :)
@@WolfMoon-jc1wl seriously?
900000000 BOUNTY what? He proposed to her, if they’re not married already
Hmmm...
Super villain bowl?
2 grown adults play with toys for 10 minutes
What's the problem?
Pacifist Duck and making millions of views.
Guilhermeews It sounds like a porn title...
Actually its 10:58 minutes..jk
Pacifist Duck that's why I love them
«A man of great satisfyery does’nt give away his treatment»
-Felix Kjellberg
10 minutes of Marzia and felix being children....
*AMAZING!!!!*
"I will kill it for you Marzia"
*throws a plastic mushroom towards the flying ball*
Bro.....
Ladies and gentleman We Got Em
U thought it was a basketball lmao
7:32
Drone: *ROBLOX OOF!*
her voice is so cute and tiny.
Iodine Kaida how is a voice supposed to be tiny?
EggNutGT that's what I wanna know , people tell me that all the time I'm ????
She talks like a baby. it's not cute at all. it's annoying.
Cheyenne It's her accent, she can't help it lol
I mean she can't help if her pitch is high lol
She looks like that one really nice substitute teacher you get once in a lifetime in school
Imagine thier kids watching this video
Marzia: "Its not long enough"
Felix: "Well that seems to be a problem when your trying to satisfy your girlfriend"
(8:53)
im dying
WhoIsWiluz lol
Ethan Merritt shush up my mate
100 subscribes without videos stop plz
ZGamesHD *triggered*
My rock died... Can someone subscribe to my channel please :C I had a bad day
Just give her a wedding ring, Pewds. See if she'll be satisfied then.
jesse cook I thought he was going to ask her to marry him at the last one xD
Dang, the likes though.
lololol
Check out our channel for AWESOME music!
Mesmerizing no
CHECK OUT MY CHANNEL AND SUB TO ME
"If you throw this away, I'll destroy you"
I want a relationship like this😂
This wonderful video is for two tiptoes of people, the innocent and the adults.
marzia - IT'S NOT LONG ENOUGH
Pewds - That seems to be a problem when you try to satisfy your girlfriend...
that's what he said........
joël that was the point...
Rachel Sama Did you really just go there?
😂😂😂😂
Rachel Sama Pewds- *triggered*
Felix:
“Still not satisfied? Ok. Time for the ultimate satisfaction.”
*puts hand on camera and video ends*
**pornhub intro plays**
@@legionmaniac-9202 *faded moans can be heared*
Bacon boy it's heard
@@justtheguynl19 heard*
Yo nigga
Marzia: It is not long enough
Felix: That seems to be a problem when you try and satisfy your girlfriend 😂😂😂
This guy is gonna be a dad now
It still hasn’t registered properly in my brain, so surreal
“It’s not Long ENOUGH!”
Pewds:”that seems to be a prob when you try to satisfy your girlfriend..”
Relatable
Try listening to that with you're eyes closed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@Horse Wait wot
@Horse wait really what do you mean?
@@rogam3354 he said he wanted to satisfy u
"I will kill it for you Martzia!"
Her knight in shiny armour.
ThisGirl Gaming OMG this was so cute 😍
ThisGirl Gaming keyboard heroes let's go
ThisGirl Gaming
Marzia* But that was a cute moment! 💜
i was impressed with the throw more than anything
ThisGirl Gaming all time low
Pewds: "Your not my girlfriend anymore.."
Me: Yes coz your his husband now
*her
Wife*
*because
*you're
They were always so cute couple ... Lucky lad that she always supported her and never broke his heart
Marzia: It's not long enough
Pewds: That seems to be a problem when you try to Satisfy your girlfriend.
8:55
I choked 😂
Lmao
yes yes
😂😂😂
M: it's not long enough
F: that's the problem to sastify ur gf
me:died from laughing
And the background music brings you back to life
i just realized that Felix starts with F for Female and Marzia starts with M for Male..wierd
@@tens0r884 lol
Haha
Phương Nghi begone weeb
Whenever pewdipie is with marzia the subtitles are awesome lol
later on he gave her the real satisfaction
himo kadah ouhhhhh nice bro
OoOoOoOoH c;
himo kadah Ooooo lol it's gonna be leaked lol jk
himo kadah (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
xD 😏
You two are the weirdest couple. She's nice, sweet and calm and your nice, prankloving and loud.(Nothing wrong with that because you, unlike most people, try to set boundaries.). This has to be part of my top 5 favorite anime shipping.
Top 10 Anime Kissing Scenes
Lytbulb my boyfriend is just like this with me. Constant entertainment
Lytbulb 100th liik
Lytbulb as they say, opposites attract
Same with me and my girlfriend lol. I think that's the best kind of relationship. No need to have the same personality that's boring. It's better to complete each other's personality. :)
8:53 0_0! GG, the most painful thing to hear >_
My crush: what? Where'd my poop go?
Me in the next stall: 8:30
Its a joke yall.... Chill tf out
Wtf?😂
do you need help bro
Pls get help
Pls get help
Weird but made me laugh so hard,thanks
felix: ill kill it for you, marzia!
*bang*
me: *dies of laughter*
Dead
Lone Wolf XD samee
Lone Wolf same
Lone Wolf I lost a composure when that happened XD
Its mozza
Pewdiepie: Has 2 Cameras
*Never used the other one*
He did
WELCOME TO MOBILE LEGENDS
0:16 0:19 0:22
1:14
3:52
It’s hilarious how quiet yet confident she is. Good qualities
The most satisfying part of this video is how perfectly white marzia’s shirt is
Marzia: Its not long enough
Pewds: That seems to be a problem when you are trying to satisfy your girlfriend
Me: *cries*
Chuck Norris never cries
SonaxMods™
i am just sad for him for having a small dick
in the other hand its a problem to have a ginormous dick like mine
Chuck Norris Chuck Norris doesn't cry!
Chuck Norris cries = raining meteor
Chuck Norris *laughs * lol
(u know what I mean)...
"Your my girlfriend"
Marzia: "only today" 😂😂
Queen Jessica Ramos I knew they were fake 😂
Queen Jessica Ramos You're*
that means pewds will propose to her
Ghostly Sik looks like someone can't take a joke
creepypast-APOCOLYPTIC Earth you cant
6:13 best part ever
Watching them is like watching 2 toddlers play ✨
They are seriously the cutest couple ever and the way he looks at her is soooo aghhh
True ⊙ω⊙
7:31 I will kill it for you marzia.
*throws a mushroom at the air conditioning*
Same broo😂😂😂
simp
"GHOTEM"
It's what you called *YEET*
You two make the cutest couple I've ever seen in my life...
i like how feliex didnt change a single bit like at all
8:54
Marzia : its not long enough!
Pewdiepie : thats the problem when u try to satisfy ur girlfriend
Thats What she said
I got it XD
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
That ending though
The best part XD
“ it’s not long enough”
“That seems to be a problem when your satisfiying your gf “ 😂
Equii blue X your gonna be an adult virgin
*you're
Maybe a problem for Felix.
Salman Haji thanks for that
Double tap Rootbeer he satisfies me
i love how felix just throws each one of them after he’s done 😂lmfao
7:17 literally thought that was my steam notification sound LOL
???
I like how UA-cam started recommending all these old PewDiePie's videos and everyone's top comments are about 3 days old
Init
Nice
Nice
lmao fr
“You are not my girlfriend” so true cuz she is for fiancé now
I was gonna comment that ;-;
9:28 hey plz stop right there I can't stop my laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
She seems excited and uncomfortable at the same time 😂
If they breakup I'm quitting UA-cam for life
Strebor Leinad he is loaded and makes her smile. so they wont
Per Kristian Antonsen Its not about the money, they got together even before pewds got famous
Ju Lynn Ong thats what i said. He makes her smile and laugh. Why leave someone Who can do that, and is loaded aswell
Per Kristian Antonsen well I don't think the "loaded" part is necessary, as a relationship should be controlled by things deeper than materialistic items. Like even if Felix was not loaded, I would doubt that Marzia would change because of money.
Awesomerocks ah jeez. I knooooow.
He has, from what i can tell, what she wants. And financial security. So why leave. Why are we argueing with me on this??