SATISFY YOUR GIRLFRIEND CHALLENGE

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  • Опубліковано 28 лис 2024

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  • @BlueBlur2003
    @BlueBlur2003 5 років тому +29531

    0:05
    ''YOU'RE NOT MY GIRLFRIEND ANYMORE!''
    You're right, she's not. She's your wife now.
    Edit: NOW SHE'S A MOTHER TOO

  • @angryyoda6193
    @angryyoda6193 7 років тому +720

    Marzia; its not long enough
    Felix: that seems to be a problem when u try to satisfy your girlfriend

  • @dokitori5415
    @dokitori5415 4 роки тому +6840

    Girls' voice gets higher when they're with someone they like:
    Marzia:

    • @liltornado
      @liltornado 4 роки тому +342

      I think she likes him. 😅

    • @neigismith2253
      @neigismith2253 4 роки тому +49

      @@liltornado I mean that her boyfriend :v

    • @ThatLadAndre
      @ThatLadAndre 4 роки тому +114

      @@liltornado *wOnDeR whY?*

    • @liltornado
      @liltornado 4 роки тому +51

      @@ThatLadAndre I know she's his wife

    • @ThatLadAndre
      @ThatLadAndre 4 роки тому +37

      @@liltornado Correct! Gold star for you.

  • @Carzey
    @Carzey 4 роки тому +8901

    Just close your eyes while listening to this video.

  • @spilltheteasisss1206
    @spilltheteasisss1206 5 років тому +8654

    *Felix:* You're not my girlfriend anymore
    *Also Felix:* marries her

    • @debonked
      @debonked 5 років тому +39

      exactly

    • @kshitiz.maurya
      @kshitiz.maurya 5 років тому +41

      Felix : You are not my girfriend anymore
      Also Felix : Hippity hoppity ...
      you kno the rest

    • @princekatuwal7904
      @princekatuwal7904 5 років тому +3

      I completed 1k likes

    • @hudsonberg-ws9gv
      @hudsonberg-ws9gv 5 років тому +4

      Spoilers!

    • @petergallagher1790
      @petergallagher1790 5 років тому +6

      He was playing the kazoo the wrong way around anyway lmao

  • @timv.6407
    @timv.6407 5 років тому +14685

    How to satisfy your girlfriend:
    Step 1: Get a girlfriend

    • @woof3843
      @woof3843 5 років тому +289

      Tough job.

    • @gimmori9618
      @gimmori9618 5 років тому +390

      That s the hardest step

    • @someshb33
      @someshb33 5 років тому +283

      Reality is often disappointing

    • @memeboisreaction774
      @memeboisreaction774 5 років тому +122

      Already stumped at step 1

    • @yaele_flips
      @yaele_flips 5 років тому +79

      But but but.... I can't do this step

  • @X3._.n3
    @X3._.n3 5 років тому +7196

    Pewds is like the dad that buys Christmas gifts for you because he wants them for himself

    • @namekiz3199
      @namekiz3199 4 роки тому +46

      Or a satisfy husband with an unsatisfy wife lmao 😂😂

    • @ninja0406
      @ninja0406 4 роки тому +24

      That's every child buying gifts for his family

    • @vc9491
      @vc9491 4 роки тому +8

      TAKE PHILIP SCHUYLER THE MAN IS LOADED

    • @vc9491
      @vc9491 4 роки тому +1

      wrong vid...

    • @havvatnaztepe7115
      @havvatnaztepe7115 4 роки тому +1

      Thats exactly my father

  • @poopoo8315
    @poopoo8315 4 роки тому +2004

    Alternative title: Buying my girlfreind toys

  • @railroad_riley5084
    @railroad_riley5084 5 років тому +5305

    Felix: slap me with it.
    Marzia: *slaps him with it*
    Felix: oW jEsUs!

  • @zackmatey1793
    @zackmatey1793 5 років тому +5303

    Marzia - "It's not long enough"
    Pewdiepie - "That seems to be a problem when you try to satisfy your girlfriend"
    8:54

    • @user-bi8xe1ht7n
      @user-bi8xe1ht7n 5 років тому +34

      Loollll

    • @sen0440
      @sen0440 5 років тому +19

      lmaooo

    • @EpicFox
      @EpicFox 5 років тому +63

      That's the real problem lol...😂

    • @tourquadrillion5241
      @tourquadrillion5241 5 років тому +74

      She didnt even notice this?! They are the best couple!!!

    • @softies6809
      @softies6809 5 років тому +9

      Tour Quadrillion she most likely did

  • @alexiangge1891
    @alexiangge1891 5 років тому +2787

    8:54
    "It's not long enough! "
    ~Marzia 2017
    "That seems to be the problem when you try to satisfy your girlfriend"
    ~Felix 2017

  • @peetzah7892
    @peetzah7892 3 роки тому +473

    PewDiePie: gives Marzia stuff
    also PewDiePie when she tries using it: *NEXT ITEM*

  • @slyrixz8147
    @slyrixz8147 4 роки тому +2758

    Pewdiepie: tries to satisfy his girl
    Ends up satisfying himself

  • @huffmans-ctrlv
    @huffmans-ctrlv 4 роки тому +3544

    Pewds: how to satisfy your girlfriend
    Marzia: how to annoy your boyfriend

  • @yville793
    @yville793 7 років тому +1620

    Marzia: "Its not long enough"
    Felix: "Well that seems to be a problem when your trying to satisfy your girlfriend"
    (8:53)
    im dying

    • @AnimeDude.
      @AnimeDude. 7 років тому +3

      WhoIsWiluz lol

    • @billgates9778
      @billgates9778 7 років тому +2

      Ethan Merritt shush up my mate

    • @mvnie
      @mvnie 7 років тому +1

      100 subscribes without videos stop plz

    • @mvnie
      @mvnie 7 років тому

      ZGamesHD *triggered*

    • @bcalisthenicsgaming3147
      @bcalisthenicsgaming3147 7 років тому +1

      My rock died... Can someone subscribe to my channel please :C I had a bad day

  • @johnx9955
    @johnx9955 3 роки тому +202

    So protective!😍😍😍
    “I will kill it for you Marzia!”

  • @alexb6861
    @alexb6861 5 років тому +35607

    PewDiePie
    *- Speaks Japanese*
    *- Has Italian girlfriend*
    *- Sings in Spanish*
    *- Is from Sweden*
    *- speaks with American accent*
    *- lives in the UK*
    *- has russian merch*
    *- war with Indian YT channel*
    *- hates norway*
    *- speaks Swedish*
    *- thanked the Philippines*
    *- sponsor's IKEA*
    *- Has **_N-WORD-PASS_*
    *- worldwide subs*
    *- Drinks Russian wine*
    *_Mr.Worldwide_*

    • @timklebel879
      @timklebel879 5 років тому +779

      Speaks with an American accent, lives in UK, and has merch in Russian

    • @smiite9366
      @smiite9366 5 років тому +563

      @@timklebel879 that's not an american accent. It's a swedish accent and he speaks English

    • @wilhelmsamuelsson9238
      @wilhelmsamuelsson9238 5 років тому +359

      @@smiite9366 no its definitely not a Swedish accent.

    • @chewy1203
      @chewy1203 5 років тому +125

      Dont forget about german

    • @cyancarpet4746
      @cyancarpet4746 5 років тому +280

      *u s e s a f r i c a n a m e r i c a n s l a n g*

  • @aleezaazhar5429
    @aleezaazhar5429 5 років тому +4053

    pewdiepie: you gotta hold it like this and then go crazy
    marzia: *goes crazy*
    pewdiepie: no-nn-NO NO

    • @1derland25
      @1derland25 5 років тому +14

      leez peez what I was goin' to say 😂😂💜
      Btw a _directioner_ yay 🆔💜

    • @marenlarsen5203
      @marenlarsen5203 5 років тому

      leez peez Y-YAMERO!

    • @direlace2444
      @direlace2444 5 років тому +6

      Harry *cough

    • @flordeespinart
      @flordeespinart 5 років тому +7

      I loved how she went crazy without opening her eyes first

    • @SPECTREYEYE
      @SPECTREYEYE 5 років тому +2

      Long and skinny too. Juuuusst like she likes it

  • @regalqueenxzavier4720
    @regalqueenxzavier4720 7 років тому +1621

    He is gonna be the coolest dad ever one day...

    • @errortemtheauandocmaker3546
      @errortemtheauandocmaker3546 7 років тому +9

      Regal queen Xzavier
      but THAT wont happen!!!! he uses 5 condoms!!!!!!

    • @Komichitan3
      @Komichitan3 7 років тому +3

      They don't want kids :p

    • @Seyon45
      @Seyon45 7 років тому +30

      then there will finally be a 5 year old that surpasses pewdiepie

    • @kyuk2721
      @kyuk2721 7 років тому +34

      Papa Pewds for life

    • @willobrien1613
      @willobrien1613 7 років тому +11

      Regal queen Xzavier he is gonna be worlds best dad. His kids will be annoyed of all the dad jokes and humour

  • @chandraabudiman
    @chandraabudiman 4 роки тому +464

    3:39 I see he's a man of culture. Bullet for my valentine

  • @mcthrull7417
    @mcthrull7417 5 років тому +4728

    Felix: You arent my girlfriend anymore
    Well he's half right half wrong

  • @lenard8542
    @lenard8542 5 років тому +20429

    Marzia will be satisfied if she see your *IKEA TOWER*

  • @masonm8351
    @masonm8351 7 років тому +3056

    I love how Martzia can make the most adult jokes sound innocent

    • @sinna25
      @sinna25 7 років тому +8

      MrAwesomeGuy 81 Yup

    • @bloop4329
      @bloop4329 7 років тому +20

      MrAwesomeGuy 81 she is like Bonney from family guy

    • @ros507
      @ros507 7 років тому +47

      MrAwesomeGuy 81 *Marzia

    • @monishk6561
      @monishk6561 7 років тому +6

      MrAwesomeGuy 81 sounding* Marzia*

    • @Sorfinali
      @Sorfinali 7 років тому +66

      +Monish K LOL You tried to correct what he said but, "... make the most adult jokes sound innocent," is correct grammar. "... make the most adult jokes sounding innocent," is not proper grammar. Don't correct grammar when your correction is incorrect bud.

  • @akshat8586
    @akshat8586 4 роки тому +144

    7:34 R.I.P. Helicopter Ball 😢

    • @vxbyt54
      @vxbyt54 3 роки тому +2

      Hit it with a mushroom 🙏🙏🙏

  • @agirlisnoone5953
    @agirlisnoone5953 4 роки тому +6369

    No matter how old you are, when you're in love you act 12

    • @950theo
      @950theo 4 роки тому +321

      This is something I can't relate to. Never been in a relationship before.

    • @keanna311
      @keanna311 4 роки тому +111

      @@950theo have a burger NOW

    • @tycoon8796
      @tycoon8796 4 роки тому +55

      @@950theo same 🗿

    • @preethamr7275
      @preethamr7275 4 роки тому +11

      69th like yay

    • @patricktroy9782
      @patricktroy9782 4 роки тому +72

      Me, who’s 12
      *am I a joke to you?*

  • @danielleklose4082
    @danielleklose4082 5 років тому +2998

    Pewds: *throws the magnetic thingy
    Also pewds: he was like a father to me

  • @noriscereal9919
    @noriscereal9919 4 роки тому +1361

    "I will kill it for you Marzia"
    *throws a plastic mushroom towards the flying ball*

  • @sloppymelon445
    @sloppymelon445 4 роки тому +615

    3:59 when I get an A on a test I didn't study for

  • @nikill_seth8088
    @nikill_seth8088 4 роки тому +4763

    I like how PewDiePie swears a lot while Marzia is so innocent

  • @danielroberts9218
    @danielroberts9218 7 років тому +11114

    If they breakup I'm quitting UA-cam for life

    • @TheRealHanzan
      @TheRealHanzan 7 років тому +253

      Strebor Leinad he is loaded and makes her smile. so they wont

    • @someguy2600
      @someguy2600 7 років тому +658

      Per Kristian Antonsen Its not about the money, they got together even before pewds got famous

    • @TheRealHanzan
      @TheRealHanzan 7 років тому +128

      Ju Lynn Ong thats what i said. He makes her smile and laugh. Why leave someone Who can do that, and is loaded aswell

    • @awesomerocks2
      @awesomerocks2 7 років тому +221

      Per Kristian Antonsen well I don't think the "loaded" part is necessary, as a relationship should be controlled by things deeper than materialistic items. Like even if Felix was not loaded, I would doubt that Marzia would change because of money.

    • @TheRealHanzan
      @TheRealHanzan 7 років тому +32

      Awesomerocks ah jeez. I knooooow.
      He has, from what i can tell, what she wants. And financial security. So why leave. Why are we argueing with me on this??

  • @BonnieKiwi
    @BonnieKiwi 7 років тому +1427

    How has Marzia's innocence not been ruined by pewds yet! LOL

    • @rajahnaidoo4080
      @rajahnaidoo4080 7 років тому +41

      Bonnie Kiwi *not* been?
      I think you should re-watch the video, bud

    • @BonnieKiwi
      @BonnieKiwi 7 років тому +97

      She still ignored every sex reference he makes! The most obscene thing she's said or done in 4 years has been saying the word "penis" in this video! - Pewds practically dry-humps at least one object per video!

    • @bedag10
      @bedag10 7 років тому +45

      I understand her, it's a video, it's not the same when u are alone with your boyfriend

    • @marley-yf8or
      @marley-yf8or 7 років тому +25

      Bonnie Kiwi she made Barney's penis

    • @BonnieKiwi
      @BonnieKiwi 7 років тому +23

      Oh no... Someone alert Pornhub!

  • @pythondoesstuff2969
    @pythondoesstuff2969 4 роки тому +299

    7:35 literally laughed my ass of 😂😂😂🤣🤣

  • @doofoos
    @doofoos 4 роки тому +3345

    Marzia: It's not long enough
    Pewds: That seems to be a problem when you try to Satisfy your girlfriend.

  • @baldisbasics7961
    @baldisbasics7961 5 років тому +2854

    Marzia: it's not long enough!!
    Pewds: that seems to be the problem, when you try to satisfy your girlfriend.
    *sad music plays* 😂😂😂

    • @bea6564
      @bea6564 5 років тому +6

      😂😂😂

    • @kangel_999
      @kangel_999 5 років тому +26

      This was the best thing i’ve read.

    • @raihankabir4076
      @raihankabir4076 5 років тому +1

      @@bea6564 what the fuck is wrong with your dp?

    • @iplayroblox3122
      @iplayroblox3122 5 років тому +5

      YOUR PROFILE PICTURE IS FUNNIER

    • @So-Ya00
      @So-Ya00 3 роки тому +3

      What song is that??

  • @lytbulb808
    @lytbulb808 7 років тому +4127

    You two are the weirdest couple. She's nice, sweet and calm and your nice, prankloving and loud.(Nothing wrong with that because you, unlike most people, try to set boundaries.). This has to be part of my top 5 favorite anime shipping.

    • @swift7493
      @swift7493 7 років тому +97

      Top 10 Anime Kissing Scenes

    • @lotusivy9480
      @lotusivy9480 7 років тому +63

      Lytbulb my boyfriend is just like this with me. Constant entertainment

    • @prodbykaji
      @prodbykaji 7 років тому +2

      Lytbulb 100th liik

    • @sabrinajo5281
      @sabrinajo5281 7 років тому +34

      Lytbulb as they say, opposites attract

    • @ShaXCwalk
      @ShaXCwalk 7 років тому +41

      Same with me and my girlfriend lol. I think that's the best kind of relationship. No need to have the same personality that's boring. It's better to complete each other's personality. :)

  • @SAM-wl3vn
    @SAM-wl3vn 3 роки тому +51

    Marzia is the calmest person alive💫

  • @gibranreyhan2798
    @gibranreyhan2798 5 років тому +3238

    "you are not my girlfriend anymore"
    *marries

    • @keyabhakta6406
      @keyabhakta6406 5 років тому +15

      Not yet

    • @WolfMoon-jc1wl
      @WolfMoon-jc1wl 5 років тому +23

      Justin Axzyte Fan *proposes*
      Now she’s his fiancée :)

    • @malol4993
      @malol4993 5 років тому +1

      @@WolfMoon-jc1wl seriously?

    • @WolfMoon-jc1wl
      @WolfMoon-jc1wl 5 років тому +1

      900000000 BOUNTY what? He proposed to her, if they’re not married already

    • @kangkong9545
      @kangkong9545 5 років тому

      Hmmm...
      Super villain bowl?

  • @velvet1834
    @velvet1834 4 роки тому +2876

    2:18
    Felix: "You gotta hold it like this...and then go crazy"
    Marzia: * goes crazy *
    Felix: "NO NO. WHAT THE F-"

    • @950theo
      @950theo 4 роки тому +33

      Not that crazy

    • @sagenmandi617
      @sagenmandi617 3 роки тому +5

      😂😂🤣🤣

    • @dextermckinney2500
      @dextermckinney2500 3 роки тому +8

      this comment is rated R

    • @Kaineeee
      @Kaineeee 3 роки тому +13

      Close your eyes...

    • @foonigy
      @foonigy 3 роки тому

      Thanks for repeating what they said (sarcasm)

  • @Danariya1
    @Danariya1 5 років тому +804

    I like how UA-cam started recommending all these old PewDiePie's videos and everyone's top comments are about 3 days old

  • @이예린-c1y
    @이예린-c1y 4 роки тому +33

    I love Marzia's surprised pikachu face whenever Felix throws the things IT'S SO CUTE

  • @lazerinth
    @lazerinth 4 роки тому +5286

    Felix: You need to slap me with it
    Marzia: *slaps him with it*
    Felix: OW JESUS WHAT THE HECC

  • @mohtashimahameed7196
    @mohtashimahameed7196 5 років тому +6340

    Who else is watching this after they get married?

  • @m.mandm_
    @m.mandm_ 5 років тому +2486

    “It’s not Long ENOUGH!”
    Pewds:”that seems to be a prob when you try to satisfy your girlfriend..”

    • @aebious8886
      @aebious8886 5 років тому +12

      Relatable

    • @TheOldHoonter
      @TheOldHoonter 5 років тому +18

      Try listening to that with you're eyes closed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @TheOldHoonter
      @TheOldHoonter 5 років тому +1

      @Horse Wait wot

    • @TheOldHoonter
      @TheOldHoonter 5 років тому +1

      @Horse wait really what do you mean?

    • @kaiju5496
      @kaiju5496 5 років тому +1

      @@TheOldHoonter he said he wanted to satisfy u

  • @raymond3563
    @raymond3563 4 роки тому +65

    7:36 is the funniest part

  • @taha546
    @taha546 6 років тому +901

    “You are not my girlfriend” so true cuz she is for fiancé now

  • @0rlosteppy
    @0rlosteppy 7 років тому +1088

    Marzia: it's not long enough
    Pewds: yeah that seems to be a problem when trying to satisfy your girlfriend

    • @real_zoid8866
      @real_zoid8866 7 років тому +14

      Orlanda Stephens and "its not smooth enough" what do u think she was referring to

    • @johnsmith-tn3yx
      @johnsmith-tn3yx 7 років тому

      Orlanda Stephens time?

    • @dan_lazaro
      @dan_lazaro 7 років тому +5

      8:55

    • @someguy3694
      @someguy3694 7 років тому +5

      highest.pitched.voice.ever.

    • @jamesng5083
      @jamesng5083 7 років тому +3

      did he really fuck her after all?

  • @koennagel7518
    @koennagel7518 7 років тому +1224

    I'm not early, I'm not late, I'm not part of a squad, I'm not part of a gang, I don't want notifications, I don't want likes, i didn't come here for reassurance, I'm not on time, nobody I know just died.
    I just wanna watch the video.

    • @hammieli1875
      @hammieli1875 7 років тому +14

      Hey, at least you're not a sellout

    • @taigaaisaka4540
      @taigaaisaka4540 7 років тому +12

      100/10 comment ign

    • @dianaconde2400
      @dianaconde2400 7 років тому +3

      Dr. Phil 👏👏👏👏👏

    • @bri-qs6hv
      @bri-qs6hv 7 років тому +3

      Cash me ousside. We need to have a chat about dat

    • @thoughtyness
      @thoughtyness 7 років тому

      Just chill man

  • @rajeevsingh9800
    @rajeevsingh9800 4 роки тому +202

    She : It's not long enough.
    He : That's seems to be a problem when you are trying to satisfying your girlfriend.

  • @manuello1938
    @manuello1938 5 років тому +6183

    Pewdiepie: Has 2 Cameras
    *Never used the other one*

  • @inogiri4310
    @inogiri4310 5 років тому +692

    Marzia: NO IM WAITING FOR THE SAND
    Pewds: ....can I-
    Marzia: WHERES THE SAND

  • @ivelinstuff
    @ivelinstuff 5 років тому +1119

    7:31 I will kill it for you marzia.
    *throws a mushroom at the air conditioning*

  • @devmn204
    @devmn204 4 роки тому +135

    "THHIS IS NOT SMOOTH ENOUGH"
    Me after kidnapping sand manufacturer: THE QUEEN DEMANDS YOUR PRESENCE

  • @Renaissance_Paul
    @Renaissance_Paul 5 років тому +1377

    Felix:
    “Still not satisfied? Ok. Time for the ultimate satisfaction.”
    *puts hand on camera and video ends*

  • @kaz-ij7pw
    @kaz-ij7pw 7 років тому +2336

    marzia - IT'S NOT LONG ENOUGH
    Pewds - That seems to be a problem when you try to satisfy your girlfriend...

  • @itzshadowrain3447
    @itzshadowrain3447 5 років тому +3605

    *They make a great couple they should get married in the future*

    • @pursuji9613
      @pursuji9613 5 років тому +197

      For anyone that wants to yell at ShadowRain, because "They are already married!"... IT'S A JOKE!

    • @itzshadowrain3447
      @itzshadowrain3447 5 років тому +63

      @@pursuji9613 thx bruh

    • @moonset9419
      @moonset9419 5 років тому +80

      Why do I feel like there’s someone about to get wooooshed

    • @milesparker557
      @milesparker557 5 років тому +14

      THEY ARE ALREADY MARRIED!

    • @itzshadowrain3447
      @itzshadowrain3447 5 років тому +21

      @@moonset9419 time traveler?

  • @mrkaran8145
    @mrkaran8145 3 роки тому +94

    2:15 close your eyes and listen

  • @005miley
    @005miley 4 роки тому +653

    4:36 That's such a precious reaction

    • @jennie9579
      @jennie9579 3 роки тому +4

      K

    • @rkldr
      @rkldr 3 роки тому +3

      s

    • @pfreffjr6309
      @pfreffjr6309 3 роки тому +2

      I was paused on this time stamp and then read this comment lol

  • @evieachtelik
    @evieachtelik 7 років тому +4655

    "Do you trust me? You gotta hold this... and go crazy."
    "NO NO NO WHAT THE F-"

    • @caro6923
      @caro6923 7 років тому +183

      Sounds like the first time they had sex

    • @veronicasworld1290
      @veronicasworld1290 7 років тому +12

      xxCAROLINAxx it does 😂😂

    • @Belial289
      @Belial289 7 років тому +10

      Hey Its Evie watch the video with your eyes closed

    • @potatochan6955
      @potatochan6955 7 років тому +3

      Christian Garcia Lol.

    • @kayankayan59
      @kayankayan59 7 років тому +5

      Hey Its Evie i laugh too

  • @syedrafay1641
    @syedrafay1641 5 років тому +4167

    Is it just me or other are also getting recommendations of felix's older videos🤔???
    I think youtube is doing its part😂

  • @mushytomatoes
    @mushytomatoes 3 роки тому +43

    "Shes not my girlfriend anymore"
    Thats so accurate

  • @alurfest5441
    @alurfest5441 5 років тому +2100

    “Look there's a heart! The penis became a heart! Beautiful.”
    -Marzia, 2017

  • @frogmio8885
    @frogmio8885 6 років тому +668

    my mouth hurts from smiling so much

    • @Zenith07
      @Zenith07 6 років тому +5

      I can relate to that!

    • @daria9975
      @daria9975 6 років тому +3

      Same I can't stop laughing

    • @iplayroblox9471
      @iplayroblox9471 6 років тому

      Eww your mouth or your lips 👄 and checks?

    • @kaigai9909
      @kaigai9909 6 років тому

      666th like hehe

  • @victoriagalut6269
    @victoriagalut6269 4 роки тому +2112

    "it's not long enough"
    - Marzia 2017
    Edit: wow thanks so much for 1.5k, I never had this much

  • @risenphenom
    @risenphenom 4 роки тому +44

    8:54 Its not long enough!!!
    *Thats what she said*
    8:58 That seems to be a problem when you try to satisfy your girlfriend
    *insert retro music*

  • @Anton-cv2ti
    @Anton-cv2ti 6 років тому +1771

    Sometimes I'm a little worried for their future kids

    • @rion7088
      @rion7088 6 років тому +89

      Babypie

    • @dripdripdrip1117
      @dripdripdrip1117 5 років тому +55

      Don't be. I'm sure they'll be great at parenting

    • @falcon2666
      @falcon2666 5 років тому +94

      @@dripdripdrip1117 He is great with 9 year olds

    • @awokerhino9966
      @awokerhino9966 5 років тому +32

      They first need a creamypie...

    • @emmabear997
      @emmabear997 5 років тому +10

      I feel like they would be very good parents

  • @selfloathing.
    @selfloathing. 7 років тому +1583

    "I will kill it for you Martzia!"
    Her knight in shiny armour.

    • @lolalokic9300
      @lolalokic9300 7 років тому +19

      ThisGirl Gaming OMG this was so cute 😍

    • @justincorbett3792
      @justincorbett3792 7 років тому +2

      ThisGirl Gaming keyboard heroes let's go

    • @6seraphs
      @6seraphs 7 років тому +7

      ThisGirl Gaming
      Marzia* But that was a cute moment! 💜

    • @glungus2631
      @glungus2631 7 років тому +11

      i was impressed with the throw more than anything

    • @khunter3152
      @khunter3152 7 років тому

      ThisGirl Gaming all time low

  • @raymondthurman553
    @raymondthurman553 4 роки тому +1813

    Pewds: “I can’t satisfy my girlfriend
    Marzia: “it’s not long enough*
    Im starting to see a pattern and I don’t like it

  • @victor.g1392
    @victor.g1392 Рік тому +17

    The fact that they got married is amazing

    • @MisterMK
      @MisterMK Рік тому +4

      The fact that they're having a baby is amazing too

  • @LukaBigPants
    @LukaBigPants 7 років тому +2180

    2 grown adults play with toys for 10 minutes

    • @EzioGamer1000
      @EzioGamer1000 7 років тому +77

      What's the problem?

    • @rohanofgondor
      @rohanofgondor 7 років тому +54

      Pacifist Duck and making millions of views.

    • @dragonvarine7553
      @dragonvarine7553 7 років тому +88

      Guilhermeews It sounds like a porn title...

    • @evegreece6961
      @evegreece6961 7 років тому +11

      Actually its 10:58 minutes..jk

    • @tiinaky6939
      @tiinaky6939 7 років тому +11

      Pacifist Duck that's why I love them

  • @MiragePotato
    @MiragePotato 7 років тому +504

    "the penis become a heart"
    only marzia can make that sound cute

    • @wormyman6103
      @wormyman6103 7 років тому

      Mirage Potato ikr

    • @msliper
      @msliper 7 років тому +1

      i had to replay to make sure she actually said that word

    • @cheeseburgah563
      @cheeseburgah563 7 років тому +2

      Mirage Potato she's is the best waifu but felix is in the way time to murder DAH DUN DUN

  • @theacys2254
    @theacys2254 7 років тому +367

    "It's not long enough"
    THATS WHAT SHE SAID
    😂😂

    • @Dzznny
      @Dzznny 7 років тому

      The Acy's omfg...

    • @richamo13
      @richamo13 7 років тому +7

      yes, she did actually

    • @Shark-ex7my
      @Shark-ex7my 7 років тому

      LOL XDDD

    • @evannickols2992
      @evannickols2992 7 років тому +4

      It's harder than you think, ;) satisfying your girlfriend.

    • @abrahamgonzalez1740
      @abrahamgonzalez1740 7 років тому

      The Acy's ysyhsjgdbfdbjfbdbfjfnndjfheudyrytdnnxbhhkmhbhnnhjbv6466465446/773😈😈😈😈😈😈😈🤔😰🤥😨🤥😰🤥😬😨😮👹🤒😰🤐😰🤐😰😷☠️👽🤼‍♂️🏑🏑🏑🤼‍♂️🏑🤼‍♂️🥇🎭🥇🎗🎖🤹‍♂️🎖🎤🎤🎖🎬🥇🎬🥇🎤🥇🎤🥇🎤🎤🥇🎫🏅🤹🏾‍♀️🎪🎬🏵🎗🥇🥇🥇🥇🚵🏽‍♀️🎗🏵🎗🎗🎗🎗🎗🎗🚵🏽‍♀️🎗🎗🎗🎗🎗🤹‍♂️🎗🎗🎗🤽🏽‍♂️🎖🤽🏽‍♂️🏅🏅🏅🎗🏅🏅🏅🎫🎼🤽🏽‍♂️🎧🤽🏽‍♂️🎺🎼🎧

  • @That1Ghosted
    @That1Ghosted 4 роки тому +11

    The way Maria hid behind him though! That was adorable!

  • @nghiphuong7526
    @nghiphuong7526 6 років тому +1793

    M: it's not long enough
    F: that's the problem to sastify ur gf
    me:died from laughing

    • @abhisekbanerjee96
      @abhisekbanerjee96 6 років тому +5

      And the background music brings you back to life

    • @tens0r884
      @tens0r884 6 років тому +25

      i just realized that Felix starts with F for Female and Marzia starts with M for Male..wierd

    • @nghiphuong7526
      @nghiphuong7526 6 років тому +1

      @@tens0r884 lol

    • @hirmahuerta7420
      @hirmahuerta7420 6 років тому

      Haha

    • @nanderson715
      @nanderson715 6 років тому

      Phương Nghi begone weeb

  • @alishaanyax8356
    @alishaanyax8356 6 років тому +1567

    “ it’s not long enough”
    “That seems to be a problem when your satisfiying your gf “ 😂

  • @azizihocine7029
    @azizihocine7029 5 років тому +2028

    marzia: how many sexual jokes do want in this viedo?
    felix: YES

    • @dorianfelly
      @dorianfelly 5 років тому +5

      Azizi Hocine that’s not how the joke works lmao

    • @barley4458
      @barley4458 5 років тому +30

      @felly r/wooosh

    • @samclarke7243
      @samclarke7243 5 років тому +45

      @@dorianfelly that is exactly how the joke works...

    • @dorianfelly
      @dorianfelly 5 років тому +1

      Sir_Samlet lmao no

    • @noble6752
      @noble6752 5 років тому +15

      @@dorianfelly But it is

  • @jamiestanway4530
    @jamiestanway4530 3 роки тому +78

    Reality kicks in and you realise these are grown man/women.

  • @Dark_Cloud
    @Dark_Cloud 5 років тому +729

    8:54 This is what you are really here for.

    • @sun5705
      @sun5705 5 років тому +4

      Lol

    • @NocturnalCoder
      @NocturnalCoder 5 років тому +1

      xD

    • @Btro
      @Btro 5 років тому +1

      Lmao 😂

    • @Amey2425
      @Amey2425 5 років тому

      What music is that though?

    • @guaytiewruea
      @guaytiewruea 5 років тому

      Someone Anonymous Dizaster - Love me long time

  • @fmmpecson
    @fmmpecson 5 років тому +1067

    *A Penis Became A Heart*
    -Marzia 2017,2019

    • @shalijn8802
      @shalijn8802 5 років тому +4

      2017*

    • @klopp9810
      @klopp9810 5 років тому +4

      A Heart Became A Heart
      -Marzia 2019

    • @fmmpecson
      @fmmpecson 5 років тому +1

      @@klopp9810 hahahahaha

    • @retro4454
      @retro4454 5 років тому

      nice

  • @kwun3005
    @kwun3005 7 років тому +2176

    *So much RESPECT for wamen.*

    • @BigmanHagfish
      @BigmanHagfish 6 років тому +13

      You mean wHamen

    • @kwun3005
      @kwun3005 6 років тому +6

      Buffs On berries yes wHamen

    • @VeeOasis
      @VeeOasis 6 років тому +4

      RayGamer do you know da way

    • @i_drive.
      @i_drive. 6 років тому +1

      *i spid on yu*

    • @alet.7740
      @alet.7740 6 років тому +4

      Do you no da wey??

  • @LE_DHE_D
    @LE_DHE_D 4 роки тому +25

    I love how no matter what Marzia is doing, she somehow makes it adorable.

  • @sh0ckzrl341
    @sh0ckzrl341 6 років тому +514

    Her accent makes her sound so innocent 😂😂😂

  • @lauraeisenschenk9386
    @lauraeisenschenk9386 5 років тому +1766

    "The penis became a heart :)"
    That just seems like a beautiful metaphor for a people who drunkenly hooked up but then eventually falling in love.

  • @gayelzae510
    @gayelzae510 6 років тому +2014

    2:56
    Marzia: " Where did you get this?"
    *In Pewds head: I stole it from an autistic child*
    Pewds: "A man of great satisfiary never reveals his treatment. "

  • @unknown1146
    @unknown1146 2 роки тому +48

    6:51 marzia: can i tie your hair with it
    Pewd: if its satisfying for you i will do it
    Audience :😍❤😭💖

  • @stathisathanasiou4389
    @stathisathanasiou4389 7 років тому +1767

    Marzia: Its not long enough
    Pewds: That seems to be a problem when you are trying to satisfy your girlfriend
    Me: *cries*

    • @rrritschi
      @rrritschi 7 років тому +25

      Chuck Norris never cries

    • @stathisathanasiou4389
      @stathisathanasiou4389 7 років тому +30

      SonaxMods™
      i am just sad for him for having a small dick
      in the other hand its a problem to have a ginormous dick like mine

    • @tezze-kezze8282
      @tezze-kezze8282 7 років тому +7

      Chuck Norris Chuck Norris doesn't cry!

    • @trang9992
      @trang9992 7 років тому +12

      Chuck Norris cries = raining meteor

    • @jay_mp4
      @jay_mp4 7 років тому +4

      Chuck Norris *laughs * lol
      (u know what I mean)...

  • @spamculture
    @spamculture 7 років тому +262

    Marzia - its not long enough!!
    pewds - that seems to be the problem when u try to satisfy your girlfriend.
    That literally got me dying at 11:30pm

    • @spamculture
      @spamculture 7 років тому +5

      Esley Poitra 11:30 pm genius

    • @spamculture
      @spamculture 7 років тому +1

      Rohan Supari dude why so rude?

    • @pce4444
      @pce4444 7 років тому

      Akash Pathak music made it even funnier lol

    • @diamador4471
      @diamador4471 7 років тому +6

      *l i t e r a l l y*

    • @ouchnayassine9579
      @ouchnayassine9579 7 років тому

      I swear when I saw this joke in the comments i was totally gonna watch the whole thing xD

  • @lawtam95
    @lawtam95 7 років тому +682

    08:54 it is not long enough!
    *music plays + marzia face*

    • @AustinZhangyay
      @AustinZhangyay 7 років тому +25

      that seems to be a problem when trying to satisfy your girlfriend
      -Pewdiepie

    • @sssharefff
      @sssharefff 4 роки тому +1

      @@AustinZhangyay *music plays again + pewds face*

  • @ibrahimabdullah666
    @ibrahimabdullah666 Рік тому +20

    When Björn sees this.....

  • @haymitch4president895
    @haymitch4president895 7 років тому +719

    Anybody else thought he was gonna propose? Nope, just me? Okay.

    • @KittyKatzy
      @KittyKatzy 7 років тому +24

      He kept saying "the ultimate satisfaction" while they were in the tent and I was like,
      HOLY SHIT.
      Then it didn't happen and I was disappointed.

    • @AlphaFlight
      @AlphaFlight 7 років тому

      Haymitch4President gamers at heart don't propose . Their gamers

    • @Lisallamaa
      @Lisallamaa 7 років тому +7

      Felix. put a ring on it bro

    • @ava.ate.the.nutella2972
      @ava.ate.the.nutella2972 7 років тому

      So did I

    • @haymitch4president895
      @haymitch4president895 7 років тому +10

      I know! I thought the same thing. I was like "OMG THIS IS IT" like it would impact my life in some way

  • @mrflipflop0580
    @mrflipflop0580 5 років тому +18222

    I’m from the future when pewdiepie is a minecraft channel
    Can we get to 5000 suscribers? XD

    • @jagat1227
      @jagat1227 5 років тому +239

      No i am form future 20 hour after you

    • @muktihk6825
      @muktihk6825 5 років тому +92

      @@jagat1227no i am from future 13 hour after you

    • @rezasevenson6026
      @rezasevenson6026 5 років тому +40

      And that's a fact !

    • @cargovroomBX
      @cargovroomBX 5 років тому +136

      I'm from the future where water sheep has passed

    • @bobblob840
      @bobblob840 5 років тому +16

      No I am from the future 2 days after you

  • @shai-zeecks
    @shai-zeecks 4 роки тому +252

    Marzia's voice is soo cute af.
    Suitable for english anime dubber.

  • @fant0met4025
    @fant0met4025 4 роки тому +100

    «A man of great satisfyery does’nt give away his treatment»
    -Felix Kjellberg

  • @jacksavard8192
    @jacksavard8192 7 років тому +771

    "I will kill it for you Marzia"
    Fuckin throws a ball at it

    • @thepotatofamily4969
      @thepotatofamily4969 7 років тому +17

      Jack Savard not a ball the mushroom

    • @nikakaru
      @nikakaru 7 років тому +24

      that was a mushroom and at that moment i cried from laughing so hard

    • @glungus2631
      @glungus2631 7 років тому +8

      ny naama jeff

    • @MaxMax-sf7cr
      @MaxMax-sf7cr 7 років тому +1

      Jack Savard do you want any milk?

    • @arthurmorgan5432
      @arthurmorgan5432 7 років тому +5

      Asvitha G this 🍄

  • @min-zd2kk
    @min-zd2kk 4 роки тому +6307

    marzia: *a living anime girl*

    • @saif7166
      @saif7166 4 роки тому +73

      Sounds like a twit that's all

    • @maricardizon481
      @maricardizon481 4 роки тому +102

      Lilypichu is also a living anime promise.

    • @voengi
      @voengi 4 роки тому +11

      I CANTNEJ

    • @chizurumizuhara6523
      @chizurumizuhara6523 4 роки тому +32

      @@maricardizon481 lily ugly tho

    • @ikeikeikea
      @ikeikeikea 4 роки тому +25

      @localweebgurl he's right tho

  • @jappdinguzz953
    @jappdinguzz953 5 років тому +3903

    *Pewdiepie being a gentleman for 10 min straight*
    -wow-
    JeEz WhY SoOo MaNy LikEs

  • @GodGutzz
    @GodGutzz 7 років тому +5005

    one thing i learned is that marzia is impossible to satisfy

    • @littlemanzjordan7267
      @littlemanzjordan7267 7 років тому +229

      Magenta May Not unless you have a fidget spinner ;)

    • @GodGutzz
      @GodGutzz 7 років тому +26

      O GOLLY GOSH

    • @josselinolopesneves7248
      @josselinolopesneves7248 7 років тому +25

      Littlemanz Jordan nope, cancerous trash. only 10 year olds think that they are cool...

    • @littlemanzjordan7267
      @littlemanzjordan7267 7 років тому +127

      josselino lopesneves I said that ironically.

    • @a2a373
      @a2a373 7 років тому +1

      Magenta May 8careless whisper music started*

  • @billiemarierosado4038
    @billiemarierosado4038 7 років тому +3090

    felix: ill kill it for you, marzia!
    *bang*
    me: *dies of laughter*

  • @armando1611
    @armando1611 4 роки тому +1684

    Felix: I can’t satisfy my girlfriend
    Ricardo: I can fix that

  • @theswad9016
    @theswad9016 3 роки тому +36

    Holy shit. 2017 was 4 years ago. I was expecting him to go “How’s it goin bro’s”.

  • @HiddenBlackStar
    @HiddenBlackStar 7 років тому +2312

    "i can't satisfy my girlfriend"
    -PewDiePie 2017