Into the Greyspine Mines | Critical Role: VOX MACHINA | Episode 2

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  • @anopenbook2525
    @anopenbook2525 4 роки тому +3806

    "I haven't raged yet?!?!"
    "It hasn't been your turn yet"
    "But I'm still angry?"
    I love it

  • @supergirlihateu
    @supergirlihateu 5 років тому +4926

    2015 "Our goal tonight is to reach 1000 Twitch subscribers"
    2019 "Our Kickstarter Campaign is the highest grossing of all time."

    • @eighthundred-
      @eighthundred- 5 років тому +52

      Eliza M Lol I thought that said Kickass Campaign.

    • @UncleTrog
      @UncleTrog 5 років тому +160

      I'm actually watching these from the beginning again to remember how it evolved from this to where it is now :-)
      I want to see when they first started getting food and gifts sent in and watch their faces as merch sold out before they'd finished talking about it. So much love for this show :-)

    • @alecroylance9001
      @alecroylance9001 5 років тому +38

      Isn't it amazing seeing the changes over the years?

    • @fablion6324
      @fablion6324 5 років тому +144

      2030: we somehow gained control of the un

    • @justinwiggins1856
      @justinwiggins1856 5 років тому +73

      @@fablion6324 finally, a government i can believe in.

  • @SFUTH
    @SFUTH 5 років тому +7626

    33:46
    "Can I ask a question"
    Matt, still in character: "yes?"
    "Not you, the other guy, Matt"
    *drops character* "yes, Laura?"
    I find this so funny.

  • @hachimajig6062
    @hachimajig6062 2 роки тому +3328

    Whoever wrote the subtitles, I admire your great dedication. You are an absolute legend. May your pillows be cold, and your nostrils unblocked.

    • @sitostorm4550
      @sitostorm4550 2 роки тому +119

      The highest honor

    • @seaborgium919
      @seaborgium919 Рік тому +63

      Seriously though, some of the best captions

    • @tlesser-aase7394
      @tlesser-aase7394 Рік тому +35

      I tip my hat to that blessing. Well said!

    • @hejhejsa9874
      @hejhejsa9874 Рік тому +11

      truly

    • @coryrobinson4519
      @coryrobinson4519 Рік тому +37

      This is the most sincere thank you I have ever seen! This was gratitude on a personal level.

  • @lucm7507
    @lucm7507 8 років тому +3452

    "you can sit in my lap"
    "i've killed"
    SCANLAN IS MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE I LOVE HIM

  • @onyens22
    @onyens22 6 років тому +2808

    _"Shopkeeper, we are going into battle and we need your strongest potions."_
    _"Travellers, you cannot handle my potions. _*_They are too expensive for you"_*

    • @mocha5742
      @mocha5742 5 років тому +37

      potion sella’

    • @arcadedomination8006
      @arcadedomination8006 5 років тому +90

      "Pleeeease Shopkeeper, I need them if I am to be succesful in the battle!"

    • @crystalthunderheart8895
      @crystalthunderheart8895 5 років тому +17

      Too bad they blew it all at the tavern

    • @intelligism4306
      @intelligism4306 5 років тому +26

      But pleeeeeease I'm a single mom and need them for my kids christmas gifts pleeeeease!!!!!

    • @torgor_
      @torgor_ 5 років тому +21

      My potions aren't fit for a BEAST let alone a man!

  • @dopiley
    @dopiley 4 роки тому +1951

    Players: "Should we take a pee break?"
    Matt: "As your exit the tunnel, you hear the cascading flow of a river that leads to a waterfall..."
    SAVAGE!

  • @jessevancooney6963
    @jessevancooney6963 4 роки тому +1459

    Scanlan intro: I hardly draw blood
    Scanlan at the end of episode one: I want the lightning to slowly crawl through his body, torturing him

    • @meduimrareberries5888
      @meduimrareberries5888 2 роки тому +92

      I mean, it's not technically drawing blood if he doesn't bleed, right?

    • @Ixidora
      @Ixidora 2 роки тому +41

      The wounds would cauterize effectively instantly so there shouldn't be any blood

    • @volksdude1970
      @volksdude1970 2 роки тому +38

      @@meduimrareberries5888
      And he was saving his friends in a dire situation, so technically it wasn't out of character.

    • @Furubatsu
      @Furubatsu Рік тому +21

      "Except to protect Pike" (and if Pike isn't present, then the rest of the party)

    • @lindsaykennedy9594
      @lindsaykennedy9594 Рік тому +19

      "in the shape of an S"

  • @SomeYouTubeTraveler
    @SomeYouTubeTraveler 4 роки тому +6836

    I know I'm just starting this series, but can I just ask for a HUGE shoutout to the heroic soul(s) who typed out, what, *500 hours worth of subtitles* for this show?? I really, really appreciate them... I assume that as the show goes on, they get better mics and higher quality EQ, but in these early episodes, they can go from barely audible mutters to speaker-blasting shouts in seconds, and it's impossible to find a perfect volume level... making low volume + captions often the best way to view it.
    Not only did the subtitlers have to watch through the entire series, but they had to pay extra close attention to who's talking over whom and which sentences are the most important to pick out when 8 people are often talking rapidly over each other. They even took the time to provide the names of the speakers, which is hours and hours of extra typing when you add it all together. Thanks for all your hard work, whoever you are!

    • @Nortic111
      @Nortic111 4 роки тому +131

      Hear hear!

    • @weswhit5388
      @weswhit5388 4 роки тому +125

      Same here I just finished the episodes of campaign 2 and am just starting this campaign

    • @tumbleweed8250
      @tumbleweed8250 4 роки тому +182

      And in English, French, and Chinese both traditional and simplified.
      Hear hear!!!

    • @dobbysbitch
      @dobbysbitch 4 роки тому +46

      @@weswhit5388 me as well. The sound is all over the place. However, I know those issues well. They do get better so huzzah!

    • @Alchemy818.
      @Alchemy818. 4 роки тому +80

      And how!
      (This is 1920’s slang for agreeing with something lol. I’m bringing it back for the 2020’s!!)

  • @abrown6539
    @abrown6539 4 роки тому +6544

    Summary begins at 13:25. Game starts at 14:55. Break from 1:29:01 to 1:43:32. Game continues until 2:57:46.
    Hmm. I did this for every episode, but many of them seem to have fallen down the feed. If you find this useful, or think others might, please leave a comment on these time stamps for those episodes (if you can find them) so they stay near the top where people can find them.

    • @jichaeljuicy4047
      @jichaeljuicy4047 4 роки тому +68

      There you are. Im new to this series cause Ive seen it so many times that I just wanted to get into it and in all honesty I can see this being a huge help in the future.

    • @KaizarNike
      @KaizarNike 3 роки тому +14

      thank you for this.

    • @pippincovington1348
      @pippincovington1348 3 роки тому +12

      Ty for doing god's work

    • @abrown6539
      @abrown6539 3 роки тому +4

      @@pippincovington1348 :)

    • @lemontables854
      @lemontables854 3 роки тому +6

      you are a good person. thank you

  • @squeezenator2152
    @squeezenator2152 5 років тому +2863

    Percy: “You can’t inspire a cantaloupe. No matter what you tell the cantaloupe it’s not going to feel better about itself.”
    Caduceus: “Oh well....I don’t know if that’s entirely true.”

    • @zachhobaugh7179
      @zachhobaugh7179 5 років тому +16

      Squeezenator 21 thank you

    • @Nortarachanges
      @Nortarachanges 5 років тому +10

      You are a joy ^_^

    • @godturkey4098
      @godturkey4098 5 років тому +9

      Damn dude spoiler warning for people not caught up.

    • @shamere07
      @shamere07 5 років тому +60

      @@godturkey4098 not a spoiler

    • @vaughnmonkey
      @vaughnmonkey 4 роки тому +66

      @@godturkey4098 if this can spoil anything for you then you've got a much better brain then any of us.

  • @JDOTczar
    @JDOTczar 3 роки тому +2440

    it's weird hearing Matt saying "You make your way" and not having the entire cast chime in "Makin' my way...."

    • @xEvilRaptorx
      @xEvilRaptorx 3 роки тому +50

      ITS SO NICE. That phrase was overused by my friends and died about 6 months before they (CR) picked it up. Now it just irks me >.

    • @siobhan-rae
      @siobhan-rae 3 роки тому +111

      Right!? there was a “9” with no “NEIN!”

    • @eartheclipse8
      @eartheclipse8 3 роки тому +61

      I end up doing it for them every time

    • @colli_
      @colli_ 3 роки тому +18

      @@xEvilRaptorx well not everyone is as cool as you.

    • @jeremyfaille4365
      @jeremyfaille4365 2 роки тому +2

      @@eartheclipse8 #samesies

  • @jonahdrake5885
    @jonahdrake5885 8 років тому +774

    "You haven't raged yet! It isn't your turn yet!"
    "But I'm so angry!"

  • @Saichen
    @Saichen 5 років тому +647

    "you could fit on my lap" "I'VE KILLED."

  • @GeldarionTFS
    @GeldarionTFS 6 років тому +1873

    "Any goblin corpse is a good goblin." - Sam Riegel
    Irony lol

    • @oldinion
      @oldinion 6 років тому +153

      Nott would say the same thing.

    • @sethharrington1796
      @sethharrington1796 6 років тому +107

      "the only good goblin is a dead goblin." - Goblin slayer
      The likeness is great

    • @jennessabeckett3949
      @jennessabeckett3949 6 років тому +10

      @@oldinion she would doh

    • @jennessabeckett3949
      @jennessabeckett3949 6 років тому +52

      I mean, after episode 49, we all understand why nott hates goblins.

    • @GeldarionTFS
      @GeldarionTFS 6 років тому +2

      @@jennessabeckett3949 so true!

  • @naturalone6529
    @naturalone6529 3 роки тому +654

    Vox Machina's logic is great. They bring Greyspine an extremely expensive wine as a gift, and then immediately try and have him "share" because they all want some, too.

    • @not_a_rocket_scientist
      @not_a_rocket_scientist Рік тому

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  • @melonconley1380
    @melonconley1380 5 років тому +895

    It's both crazy and charming to see them using hand-drawn grid paper instead of $500 three-dimensional battle maps.

    • @DeathToRain
      @DeathToRain 3 роки тому +44

      not the same experience without hand drawn maps

    • @leandromendoza5835
      @leandromendoza5835 2 роки тому +17

      and later on, they use the 500$ battle maps, and they're fucking sick, amazing, and gorgeous

  • @hectoriiibongconuqui7106
    @hectoriiibongconuqui7106 8 років тому +2286

    "I would like to 'RAGE'!"
    The most polite Barbarian ever.

    • @bosssaucenation
      @bosssaucenation 6 років тому +64

      I'm pretty sure he started that because most barbs I hear about nowadays always ask politely

    • @Firestar4041
      @Firestar4041 5 років тому +76

      Excuse me sir, but may i have a cup of *RAGE* ?

    • @lukewithann7256
      @lukewithann7256 5 років тому +15

      this is only 2 years late but. with the current rules a barbarian can go into a rage when surprised to counteract it no?

    • @jesseamos3642
      @jesseamos3642 5 років тому +19

      @@lukewithann7256 In 5e a Barbarian can go into Rage as a bonus action. This means on your turn (after your initiative). What you're describing is a Reaction. So according to rules: no. However house rules may allow this.

    • @lukewithann7256
      @lukewithann7256 5 років тому +16

      @@jesseamos3642 i just checked the adventurers guide and it says: " By 7th level your instincts are so honed that you have advantage on initiative rolls. Additionally, if you are surprised at the beginning of combat an aren't incapacitated, you can act normally on your first turn, but only if you enter your rage before doing anything else on that turn." english is not my first language but does that not mean that he can ignore the surprised penalties? Also something i notice is that Grog's initiative rolls are often really bad so i wonder if he knows that he can use advantage on them :P

  • @SomeYouTubeTraveler
    @SomeYouTubeTraveler 4 роки тому +1096

    54:40 Vax: "Good sir dwarf... clearly, we are idiots."
    X'D I'm just dying at Vax constantly having to smooth over the party's hilarious bumbling interactions with NPCs. You can see him smoothing back his hair right before it just thinking "Weeelll s***. Guess I've got to handle this one again!"

    • @isaac8734
      @isaac8734 4 роки тому +102

      Vax: we're idiots
      Caleb: we're assholes

    • @mr.fluffles1552
      @mr.fluffles1552 4 роки тому +48

      @@isaac8734 Accurate depiction of the 2 campaigns. Vox Machina? Idiots. The Mighty Nein? Assholes 😂

    • @darkvizardking69
      @darkvizardking69 4 роки тому +41

      Vox machina: traditional rpg heroes.
      Mighty nein: leverage with magic.

    • @ejanocrowsnatcher
      @ejanocrowsnatcher 3 роки тому +16

      My expectation and perception of the series first watching it with real voice actors: Omg this is gonna be so cool!
      Reality: 54:40

  • @GregPivo87
    @GregPivo87 3 роки тому +791

    2015 Sam to Laura: "You can cast?!"
    2018 Sam to Laura: "You can heal?!"

  • @spider-zi6cn
    @spider-zi6cn 5 років тому +2223

    Matt softly going: "That's not.. what it's called.." is such a mood

    • @StoneCorazon
      @StoneCorazon 5 років тому +92

      Caleb's Creations house of vulva

    • @notnanni
      @notnanni 5 років тому +52

      @@StoneCorazon a giant boulder appears and crushes you :D

    • @brandnuczar8522
      @brandnuczar8522 5 років тому +2

      XVPho o

    • @OmniValor
      @OmniValor 4 роки тому +3

      house of chair

    • @flannelgay420
      @flannelgay420 4 роки тому +26

      I haven’t played DnD personally but it’s my understanding that that’s a pretty big mood for DMs especially

  • @droptherapy2085
    @droptherapy2085 6 років тому +922

    25:13
    "what do you know of ballsack up in the tavern?"
    "I'm sorry, what?"

  • @SgtSoda
    @SgtSoda 5 років тому +689

    Also,
    Matt: “And where are you from?”
    Marisha: “Oh! I’m from the mountains... up north...”
    Matt: *short pause with laughing* “Roll persuasion... with disadvantage”

  • @katorali5163
    @katorali5163 3 роки тому +570

    So...are we not going to mention how Matt drained a Solo cup then proceeded to wince and say "I forgot that isn't water?"

    • @clubardi
      @clubardi Рік тому +53

      it's one of those "i'm too far into it to stop now" moments

    • @RazzberriJam
      @RazzberriJam 8 місяців тому +5

      What’s the timestamp for this?

    • @confusedturtle183
      @confusedturtle183 6 місяців тому +1

      @@RazzberriJam I wanna know too!

    • @jatootjaboot1578
      @jatootjaboot1578 5 місяців тому +8

      43:15

    • @CinLightweaver
      @CinLightweaver 4 місяці тому +2

      I was looking for this comment 😂

  • @hayleeh18
    @hayleeh18 5 років тому +1419

    34:46
    "And you," *pats head* "you could fit in my lap!"
    "I've _KILLED--"_
    I think Scanlan is my spirit animal

  • @kbanks5754
    @kbanks5754 7 років тому +739

    How amazing is Matt Mercer?
    33:51.
    "Not to you, the other guy...Matt?"
    "Ah! *rapid reversion to American accent* Yes? Yes, Laura?"
    That's how amazing of a DM Matt Mercer is. :D

  • @OregonianPlinking
    @OregonianPlinking 4 роки тому +567

    “Open your vulva”
    Matt: *sighs* that’s not what it’s called..”
    My inner DM felt that.

    • @gacha_xxtuber2218
      @gacha_xxtuber2218 Рік тому +13

      *wheeze*

    • @ScorchingAngel
      @ScorchingAngel Місяць тому +2

      Oh, the rage I may have instilled on some of my DMs by saying stupid stuff like that XD

  • @Ziids7
    @Ziids7 3 роки тому +810

    Matt: You're underground, you don't really know what time of day it is.
    Liam in Campaign 2: Have you heard of the Keen Mind feat?

    • @kariissmol9172
      @kariissmol9172 3 роки тому +44

      🎶ding dong ding dong🎶 it's nine o'clock.

    • @johnjewl2512
      @johnjewl2512 3 роки тому +30

      I wanna know what feat Liam is gonna break with Orym.

    • @cedricwade2792
      @cedricwade2792 3 роки тому +17

      @@johnjewl2512 the "screw the DM" feat lmao

    • @masterstudios1040
      @masterstudios1040 2 роки тому +18

      @@johnjewl2512 Observant. HE SEES EVERYTHING

    • @AliUnalan54
      @AliUnalan54 2 роки тому +5

      @@masterstudios1040 AND Know Your Enemy

  • @soulreaperi337
    @soulreaperi337 6 років тому +2422

    For newcomers of Critical Role:
    1 - Love or hate enjoy Orion Acaba while he lasts, it wont be long given the length of the campaign.
    2 - This is homebrew and then some so not standard dnd 5e
    3 - Matt is among the top 5 DMs in the world so enjoy the quality
    4 - Travis is one of the smartest at the table, but Grog only has 6 intelligence
    5 - Marisha is an amazing person, but Keyleth has no wisdom or common sense
    6 - Scanlan is as close as we have gotten to Deadpool in DnD, and playing what is considered a useless class that is often the MVP
    7 - Liam plays his rogue more like a Suave Han Solo to save the day, rather than the usual DnD rogue that will rob you blind and then rob your neighbor
    8 - Taliesin is the person at the table with a plan for everything, so does Percy but Percy is also Crazy.
    9 - Laura is a great Ranger and accountant of the party, and should be considered the thief of the party
    10 - Trinket is the mascot of the party, but 5e DnD does not do pets well so is useless is most fights until Matt does everything possible to make him less of a burden in and out of combat 11- Ashley Johnson plays Pike the party's only Healer, but she has branched out into a show called Blindspot so inst around for a lot of the campaign
    12 - Please be aware the show improves over time so the audio issues are mostly gone by the 20th episode or so, the horrible geek and sundry twitch screen is improved slowly, many props given by the fans will slowly show up on the show, and finally enjoy one of the greatest shows i have had the privilege to watch.
    13 - Last note... if you enjoy the show consider subscribing to the critical role twitch, geek and sundry twitch, Donating to 826LA, and/or buying the Critical Role: Tal'Dorei Campaign Setting DnD book

    • @SolotaireKid
      @SolotaireKid 5 років тому +96

      wow dude, that was very helpful. the audio stopped me from watching a couple years ago but i hope i get to enjoy it this time.Just pushing through mainly :)

    • @SolotaireKid
      @SolotaireKid 5 років тому +44

      also, im not sure but knowing what happens to orion, kinda puts me off whenever he speaks lol

    • @soulreaperi337
      @soulreaperi337 5 років тому +40

      @@SolotaireKid Yeah the quality of the first few episodes is pretty bad, but you will see the quality improve drastically from episode to episode until its nearly perfect. Well except the laptops/monitors for out of town people and hick-ups that still happen time to time.
      As for Orion just consider him a guest for the show, i know i do, so just remember he will be gone before episode 30. Also there are subtitles so you can just mute it and read the important parts with out listening to his voice.

    • @kidbulblin
      @kidbulblin 5 років тому +23

      What’s up with Orion?

    • @soulreaperi337
      @soulreaperi337 5 років тому +7

      ​@@kidbulblin What specifically are you wondering about?

  • @erisplaysgames
    @erisplaysgames 4 роки тому +594

    "Thank you Matt for doing all the work on these maps."
    Liam honestly sounds like a wonderful player for a DM to have

  • @pedrocherfen1204
    @pedrocherfen1204 7 років тому +350

    -"Hey man you should really check this series, it is called Critical Role!"
    -"I don't know man i really need to study and I should not get addicted to a web series.."
    -"No worries man it is not addicting at all"
    And here i am, addicted and craving for more episodies.

    • @kjj26k
      @kjj26k Місяць тому

      That's what happened to me...

    • @kachirosenpai6792
      @kachirosenpai6792 Місяць тому

      What a time to be alive

  • @ffreed
    @ffreed 2 роки тому +357

    2:15:43 I like that Taliesin and Marisha start plotting the creation of smoke bombs for effect so Keyleth could shout, “IT’S MORPHIN’ TIME” when she transforms into different animals.

    • @joshhaworth2155
      @joshhaworth2155 2 роки тому +47

      My internet poisoned brain autocorrected that to "It's Morbin' time!" and I hate it.

    • @kennedyhuff
      @kennedyhuff Рік тому +11

      ​@@joshhaworth2155 i realized what it actually said after reading your reply lmao totally read "morbin" at first

  • @FirstnameLastname-kn5sw
    @FirstnameLastname-kn5sw 6 років тому +714

    Gotta love Scanlan and Tiberius.
    Scanlan: Hey guys before we go wandering deep into the dark, dark mines... How about we ask about the layout, if not a map.
    Tiberius: Also, how about a map.

    • @princessblazena
      @princessblazena 5 років тому +21

      Ahh, having a logical perspective in the party, it's great 😁😎

    • @VicEntity
      @VicEntity 5 років тому +23

      @@princessblazena it's quite frustating for my party since the logical one is dead and I have to be the new voice of reason.

    • @robot7485
      @robot7485 5 років тому +22

      @@VicEntity our party doesnt have a voice of reason, we are all some type of chaotic alignment and every session is pure chaos, I would not recomend though it is alot of fun

    • @VicEntity
      @VicEntity 5 років тому +6

      @@robot7485 Tough.

    • @robot7485
      @robot7485 5 років тому +4

      @@VicEntity tough indeed

  • @knightraven7772
    @knightraven7772 7 років тому +270

    "When you say we get too drunk, do you mean the party, or the humans in Los Angeles?"
    "Yes..."

  • @thegeneralmitch
    @thegeneralmitch 6 років тому +2418

    "hello everyone"
    Me: "Hello left earbud" D:

    • @bigbaddetonation3554
      @bigbaddetonation3554 6 років тому +29

      We both do that lol

    • @Qwenter123
      @Qwenter123 6 років тому +41

      Lol I thought it was just me

    • @ToonedMinecraft
      @ToonedMinecraft 6 років тому +73

      good to know my earbuds weren't broken

    • @minnie3434
      @minnie3434 5 років тому +8

      Same

    • @Firestar4041
      @Firestar4041 5 років тому +73

      Ah, nothing like having Matt Mercer in my left ear.
      Only the left one.
      The right ear is allergic.

  • @queen_nat4586
    @queen_nat4586 2 роки тому +196

    I love how Matt was just like "Oh we have no Pike to resurrect Grog. He just doesn't die I guess."

  • @frobie54
    @frobie54 8 років тому +845

    35:30
    Vax: "Do-- do the wink thing you do."
    Vex: "I did, I already did, actually."
    Hyrris: "I saw, it was a good wink. Made me tingly in me shoulders. ...That might be the diabetes. But mostly the wink, I think."

  • @mr.fluffles1552
    @mr.fluffles1552 4 роки тому +299

    "Never attack the bedding before you know the threadcount." Is such a Percy thing to say, I love it

  • @shadowrain1000
    @shadowrain1000 5 років тому +1548

    15:00 - Game starts
    16:56 - Nice one Vax
    22:05 - Rogues gotta Rogue 2: Rogue harder
    25:13 - Ballsack
    26:10 - Scanlan make you feel good
    33:46 - Not you, the other guy
    34:45 - “I’ve killed”
    35:30 - Wink
    45:15 - Pull it out
    49:40 - Can't stop, won't stop (talking)
    52:45 - Keyleth the dwarf
    56:52 - House of Vulva [ 59:03 - Matt “That’s not what it’s called” ]
    1:14:35 - Into the mines
    1:29:11 - Break starts
    1:42:10 - Break ends
    1:48:46 - Umber Hulk smash
    2:31:34 - HDYWTDT
    2:32:58 - “Nobody touches my man-wife”
    2:35:00 - Grog can handle this, right?
    2:39:35 - Stinking Cloud
    2:57:45 - Game end

    • @FrigidSilver
      @FrigidSilver 5 років тому +52

      Just started Critical Role, thanks for the timestamps! Super helpful when I can't watch a whole stream at once.

    • @filipferencak2717
      @filipferencak2717 5 років тому +63

      Yeah, we need a Flando here too.

    • @buriedmice
      @buriedmice 5 років тому +21

      You're a literal blessing thank you

    • @starcxtcher
      @starcxtcher 5 років тому +51

      I’m glad “Scanlan make you feel good” earned its own timestamp

    • @mencurry6808
      @mencurry6808 4 роки тому +7

      Thank you

  • @peewee8964
    @peewee8964 3 роки тому +381

    1:47:45 really made me smile.
    Liam: "That's Beautiful... Look at that fun map...
    Thank you Matt for doing all the work on these maps and shit." :)
    Matt: "It's what I do" B)

    • @EvilRobotSteve
      @EvilRobotSteve 2 роки тому +8

      This exchange was so wholesome

    • @georgerobins4110
      @georgerobins4110 Рік тому +2

      We gotta appreciate our DMs! They put so much work into making the game fun and engaging

    • @allamaraine8066
      @allamaraine8066 11 місяців тому +2

      And Mercer just moves on, like “I’m here for your fun, my friend.”

  • @sunlightroad4645
    @sunlightroad4645 6 років тому +379

    "Those look like Umber Hulks."
    "They are."
    Delighted smile.

  • @recurvess9569
    @recurvess9569 5 років тому +613

    Laura: "Both my die are rolling bad"
    Me: " I'm going to get to see the creation of the dice hoard!? :D"

    • @OriginalCreatorSama
      @OriginalCreatorSama 5 років тому +21

      oh man if i had the money.....

    • @Ziffelzoovop
      @Ziffelzoovop 3 роки тому +21

      That's what I thought too!! I'm so used to her have 20,000 dice that it never occured to me that there was a time when she didn't have them

  • @K1ttyCass
    @K1ttyCass 8 років тому +497

    "Excuse me, but we have no fucking idea what time it is"
    Okay, that got me good.

  • @flopilop4596
    @flopilop4596 3 роки тому +424

    Discovering this in almost 2022 is like brushing dust off of an artifact

    • @quasi8180
      @quasi8180 2 роки тому +4

      My thoughts exactly

    • @hansjohannsen6722
      @hansjohannsen6722 Рік тому +12

      Sees footprints in the dust of the Tomb floor.... Hmm, someone has been in here recently...

    • @skylerwalden1504
      @skylerwalden1504 Рік тому +17

      Imagine how I feel at almost 2024

    • @eliostar947
      @eliostar947 Рік тому +3

      @@skylerwalden1504same…

    • @ArcherWillows
      @ArcherWillows 4 місяці тому

      @@skylerwalden1504 it's how i feel rewatching it after a few years... seeing them at the fresh nervous point while being there live at their strongest is so interesting.

  • @thomasjenkins5727
    @thomasjenkins5727 4 роки тому +218

    "Cast it on me, I'm a squirrel in her pocket!"
    "I'm a squirrel in her pocket" is a solid argument for anything. Period.

  • @Liesmith424
    @Liesmith424 9 років тому +352

    These characters are all bad influences on each other and I love it.

  • @Emopikachu93
    @Emopikachu93 5 років тому +769

    I can't stop laughing at "The bag of holding is not a freezer."

    • @Albatross0913
      @Albatross0913 4 роки тому +44

      that's how the Bag of Colding was created

    • @JonathanMandrake
      @JonathanMandrake 4 роки тому +14

      I put the bag of holding into another bag of holding!

    • @theyeetman9
      @theyeetman9 4 роки тому +7

      @@JonathanMandrake "I used the stones to destroy the stones"

    • @JonathanMandrake
      @JonathanMandrake 4 роки тому +1

      @@theyeetman9 I went for his head!

    • @elusivegamergirl
      @elusivegamergirl 3 роки тому +2

      lol this is my favorite comment thread.
      And a "Bag of Colding" sounds awesome

  • @TheToneBender
    @TheToneBender 4 роки тому +240

    Laura: Also I feed Trinket!
    Me: Ah, so it was an issue in Campaign 1 as well.

  • @rmbaramid11
    @rmbaramid11 5 років тому +352

    I finally bit the bullet and started watching Vox after being an avid fan for Campaign 2, and it's so good to see that some things never change and that Laura was always horrible at remembering pets.

    • @davidparkes7741
      @davidparkes7741 4 роки тому +53

      Though hey, at least Trinket can somewhat look after himself unlike the neck scarf that was the formerly alive Sprinkle.

    • @OmniValor
      @OmniValor 4 роки тому +34

      S1: Trinket
      S2: Sprinkle
      S3: Tinkle

    • @jeanvalero1597
      @jeanvalero1597 4 роки тому +6

      @@davidparkes7741 Awww he is alive, totally alive :c hahaha

    • @DParkerNunya
      @DParkerNunya 3 роки тому +4

      God wouldn't it be insane if Trinket was the same "special" that Sprinkle is?

  • @CountryMusicMann
    @CountryMusicMann 8 років тому +2421

    0:14:56 - Recap ends, part 1 starts
    0:16:10 - "You can cast?"
    0:17:57 - Tiberius "slams" the door
    0:22:07 - Percy has Vax's back
    0:23:14 - Vax goes to steal some wine while Scanlan doesn't distract
    0:26:04 - Scanlan's song of rest
    0:27:40 - "From Nostoc? Really?"
    0:28:44 - Goblin centipede
    0:33:02 - Carver cousin story
    0:33:45 - "To the other guy, Matt?"
    0:34:44 - "I've killed"
    0:38:12 - Dried fruit
    0:43:42 - Grog has one job
    0:49:34 - Tiberius, silenced
    0:50:50 - Tiberius' pent-up monologue
    0:52:52 - Keyleth's Scottish accent
    0:59:03 - The House of Vulva
    1:00:16 - A simple explanation
    1:01:40 - "Oh here we go"
    1:03:16 - Dragon parts
    1:03:49 - Troll dick
    1:05:33 - Grog ruins Vex's haggling/subterfuge
    1:11:50 - Scanlan and Grog debating whether or not to visit a whorehouse
    1:19:57 - Terrible map backstory
    1:24:24 - Dwarven skateboards
    1:29:11 - Break
    1:42:10 - Break ends
    1:43:32 - Part 2 starts
    1:44:50 - Tiberius once again
    1:48:26 - Umber hulks!
    1:50:33 - Scanlan's cutting words

  • @Micats.19
    @Micats.19 5 років тому +247

    “NO MOTHAFUCKA MISS” XD
    “Magic, Magic go away
    Come again another day”
    omg I’m ded, I love him!!

  • @exoscience
    @exoscience 8 років тому +1629

    "you can sit on my lap--"
    "i've killed"
    LMAOOOOO

    • @miles6283
      @miles6283 6 років тому +14

      I love how everyone just moves on

  • @3XC4L1B3R
    @3XC4L1B3R 5 років тому +540

    Players: "I'm averting my gaze, but I know where it is."
    DM: "Right. Disadvantage."

    • @elbruces
      @elbruces 5 років тому +36

      That's specifically from the rules.

    • @EddieTheBear
      @EddieTheBear 4 роки тому +87

      @CogentPhilosopher
      2 rules of DnD (or any RP)
      1. The GM is always right
      2. If the GM is wrong, see rule 1.

    • @WarKeineAbsicht
      @WarKeineAbsicht 4 роки тому +32

      It makes sense that if not looking gives you an advantage somehow it should also have a drawback. But I also think it's bullshit that being blinded and averting your gaze have the same negative effect. If you stare at someone's torso to avoid looking at their face it shouldn't be as hard to hit them as it would be if you couldn't see them at all.
      I would house-rule to just add to the AC like half-cover or three-quarters-cover

    • @simone8172
      @simone8172 4 роки тому +16

      @@WarKeineAbsicht That's what you get for the oversimplification of 5e. If you want that level of detail and 'realism' I'd strongly recommend 3.5e if you haven't played it already. It's my personal favorite edition, but it can be much harder to find a campaign.
      That said, as much love as I have for the complications of 3.5 there's a lot to be gained from how streamlined, simple, and intuitive 5e is with things like not being able to see someone and that being disadvantageous. Although 3rd will always be my favorite, I love 5th and I think things like this are a big part of the reason it's the most beloved edition.

    • @ignisshadowflame1027
      @ignisshadowflame1027 3 роки тому +7

      @@simone8172 That's the beauty of it both 3.5 and 5e have advantages over the other.

  • @zealeos1744
    @zealeos1744 5 років тому +900

    “2700 gold pieces for nine healing potions”
    Me, an intellectual: NEIN!

  • @Clayaga
    @Clayaga 3 роки тому +123

    "He pulls up his Arcane Calculator," is one of the most D&D things ever.

  • @EnderLord007
    @EnderLord007 6 років тому +271

    "Toodle loo, shitface"
    Funny as that one was, the DM will *never* let you get rid of a polymorphed enemy that easily

    • @OriginalCreatorSama
      @OriginalCreatorSama 5 років тому +15

      I'm sad he couldn't say something like "I YEET the umber snail!!"

    • @ravener96
      @ravener96 5 років тому

      Just undoing the polymorph is boring though

    • @filipferencak2717
      @filipferencak2717 5 років тому +6

      @@ravener96 Not boring. It's bad DMing. If your players find a way to cripple your OP NPC, you can't just say "nah-a, you don't do that." It's childish and ruins the game for everyone by taking away player agency.

    • @xavierreichel8254
      @xavierreichel8254 5 років тому +24

      ravener Matt didn't "just undo" it. If a polymorphed enemy takes damage, the polymorph ends. That's why the players didn't attack it at first.

    • @KuariThunderclaw
      @KuariThunderclaw 4 роки тому +5

      @@xavierreichel8254 Just getting around to watching season 1 and I think the one thing that bugged me is that any excess damage is supposed to carry into the original form... so depending on how deadly that fall is supposed to be...
      But eh, still, they had just switched over to 5e so its not really something to hold against them too harshly.

  • @Axemania21
    @Axemania21 5 років тому +552

    will i continue watching from episode 2 up until the end? will i spend 300 hours of my life watching these guys play dungeons and dragons? a game i never really knew how to play up until now?
    Yes. Yes I will.

    • @fardareismai4495
      @fardareismai4495 5 років тому +13

      Saaame! I'm caught up to campaign two and now I started this while I wait for the new episodes😂. It's bloody addictive, I love it so much! I even started playing/DMing now because of them.

    • @dqpfjggisjgIdksorp
      @dqpfjggisjgIdksorp 5 років тому

      same man

    • @xEvilRaptorx
      @xEvilRaptorx 5 років тому +6

      Just wait til you catch up to the live episodes... THEN you start watching it all again! I probably have watched/listened to them for 1000 hours at this point

    • @nuru666
      @nuru666 4 роки тому +2

      I'm on my 4th run of C1 now... I think I have a problem.

    • @kafungalung
      @kafungalung 4 роки тому +2

      minimum 3-5 hours an episode times 2 campaigns 115 episodes in the first and already 96 in the second at an average of 3 and a half to 4 hours an episode its more like 800 hours even if you skip breaks and whatnot. also they have a lot of specail episodes and one shots that are awesome too that add to that. you could watch critrole every day 24hours a day for 6 weeks and still not be up to date with the latest episode.

  • @SmashinOblivionGate
    @SmashinOblivionGate 5 років тому +132

    Im rewatching as I've watched all they way to Ep. 75 of Season 2 and Laura saying "Both my die" at 1:15:50 blew my mind. She now has dice as innumerable as the stars

  • @landonmadison2205
    @landonmadison2205 3 роки тому +129

    “If you look at them, they have a chance to confuse you.”
    “But I’m eating it’s leg.”
    “Are you looking at it, or away?”
    “IM A BEAR”

    • @jeffmcleod3829
      @jeffmcleod3829 Рік тому +11

      “It’s not like I’m whispering it sweet nothings!”

  • @someonessidechannel1485
    @someonessidechannel1485 6 років тому +429

    Paraphrased message seen in chat:
    "Yo there's 2300+ viewers tonight"
    Nobody had any idea.....

    • @alecroylance9001
      @alecroylance9001 5 років тому +13

      And they never knew the legends to come......

    • @20catsRPG
      @20catsRPG 5 років тому +15

      2019: And our kickstarter has reached 8 millions...

    • @liv4themoments
      @liv4themoments 4 роки тому +7

      I doubt anyone could have foreseen this show's popularity.

    • @admiraltonydawning3847
      @admiraltonydawning3847 4 роки тому +9

      Also from episode 1's chat, also paraphrased: "I would've never expected anyone to be interested in watching a 7 man DnD stream at 10 pm, let alone a 3k viewers".

  • @ASquared544
    @ASquared544 5 років тому +3458

    *Suddenly realizes that each episode is about 3 hours long, and there are around 140 episodes*
    I’m never going to finish this

    • @doommaster956
      @doommaster956 5 років тому +101

      Wait, H-How many?!

    • @Tom-zr6yn
      @Tom-zr6yn 5 років тому +231

      doommaster956 and that’s just campaign 1!

    • @ProbieKnox
      @ProbieKnox 5 років тому +273

      I've "finished" One Piece. I can finish everything!

    • @SignoftheMagi
      @SignoftheMagi 5 років тому +99

      Gird thy loins, bitches!

    • @ViscanPikamine
      @ViscanPikamine 5 років тому +143

      Oh god same, I have a choice now, social life and a future or finishing the first campaign of Critical Role

  • @lucasmarkgren2837
    @lucasmarkgren2837 4 роки тому +248

    Did she just say “both” of my dice? How times have changed. And today kids we are going to learn about exponential growth.

  • @TheGoopiestGoopa
    @TheGoopiestGoopa 2 роки тому +151

    It’s crazy listening to them celebrating 1200 subscribers and a couple years later they have 2.2 million. They truly deserve it, what an awesome group

    • @quasi8180
      @quasi8180 2 роки тому +4

      As someone who only has one sub thats a shit ton I couldnt even dream of gettting that far.

    • @DJTeaFlow
      @DJTeaFlow Рік тому +7

      i wonder if they were talking about twitch subscribers, not followers and not youtube "subscription""

    • @TheGoopiestGoopa
      @TheGoopiestGoopa Рік тому +1

      @@DJTeaFlow that is true, I didn’t think about that

  • @dopiley
    @dopiley 4 роки тому +848

    Scanlan to Vex: "you can cast??!!"
    Vex: "Of course"
    Vax to Scanlan: "you can kill??!!!"
    LOL

    • @passerbytanuki2456
      @passerbytanuki2456 4 роки тому +14

      the twins are awesome

    • @arunoc7208
      @arunoc7208 3 роки тому +20

      Same energy as Veth saying 'You can heal?!' to Jester

    • @Matty13808
      @Matty13808 3 роки тому

      @@arunoc7208 exactly what I was going to say lol

  • @HeathenWitchery
    @HeathenWitchery 5 років тому +119

    The best bit is when Tiberius is magically Silenced.

  • @hezky90
    @hezky90 4 роки тому +287

    It's really cool seeing that Matt's level of narrating detail was always above an beyond. Whether it's a top-down battlemap drawn on paper or a Dawrvenforge underwater lair on a volcano island Matt's DMing is unbelievable

  • @jmb711
    @jmb711 2 роки тому +86

    Reposting these timestamps from my tumblr
    15:00 - Game starts
    16:56 - Grog “Can’t we look in the hole?” Vax “You did that last night.”
    (Group talks to Nostoc and take a job from him)
    22:05 - Percy persuades Nostoc for a drink, Vax successfully steals more
    26:10 -- ♪ Scanlan make you feel good ♪
    (They talk to Hieris, who gives info on the mines and creatures inside.)
    34:45 - Scanlan “I’ve killed”
    35:30 - Vex’s wink gives Hieris’s shoulders a tingle, or maybe its diabetes
    45:15 - Vex asks Grog to “pull it out,” that is, the flying carpet
    52:45 - Keyleth the dwarf
    56:52 - House of Vulva / 59:03 - Matt “That’s not what it’s called”
    (They buy potions and arrows)
    1:06:33 - Percy gets the idea to “build some interesting arrows”
    1:14:35 - Into the mines
    1:29:11 - Break starts
    1:42:10 - Break ends
    1:48:46 - Umber hulk fight starts
    2:31:34 - Vax gets the HDYWTDT on the last umber hulk
    2:32:58 - Liam “Nobody touches my man-wife” (HUSBANDS!)
    2:35:00 - Raging Grog attacks, 2nd fight with dark dwarves and evil brain starts
    2:39:35 - Scanlan’s stinking ass cloud
    2:57:45 - Game end

    • @IzzyM801
      @IzzyM801 Рік тому +2

      Boost

    • @georgerobins4110
      @georgerobins4110 Рік тому +2

      Boosting this! These lists are so helpful for when UA-cam inevitably loses my place in the video lol

  • @navivaldez6240
    @navivaldez6240 7 років тому +1945

    roses are red
    this game is filled with bliss
    you just rolled a critical
    *_How do you want to do this?_*

    • @jennessabeckett3949
      @jennessabeckett3949 6 років тому +32

      *tearful* beautiful

    • @the22attacker
      @the22attacker 6 років тому +15

      @@jennessabeckett3949 bootiful*
      Get it right

    • @MrEddie4679
      @MrEddie4679 5 років тому +4

      i am crying, this is too good

    • @SyaShim
      @SyaShim 5 років тому +1

      That’s give me some chills

    • @cormorantcolors
      @cormorantcolors 5 років тому +13

      *_*Incomprehensible screeching*_*

  • @fella11814
    @fella11814 4 роки тому +78

    That original Players Handbook signed by this crew on this second episode that was given away is probably worth a goddamn fortune. How incredibly far Critical Role has come.

  • @NiteSaiya
    @NiteSaiya 8 років тому +77

    34:45 "I've killed." Right off the cuff. No delay. No thinking. These guys are creative geniuses compared to me.

  • @ShadowWasntHere8433
    @ShadowWasntHere8433 3 роки тому +181

    I love that Orion keeps talking, even though he was silenced

    • @Malhaloc
      @Malhaloc 2 роки тому +42

      He's got some great comedic moments. Shame what happened.

    • @halfknight6706
      @halfknight6706 2 роки тому +16

      @@Malhaloc I deep dived and got the majority of what happened with him off a Reddit once I started this series and boy am I In for a penny In for a pound

    • @nuclearrevenge2377
      @nuclearrevenge2377 2 роки тому +4

      @@halfknight6706 lol I did the same thing

    • @boota2474
      @boota2474 Рік тому +45

      I find that he genuinely had good moments as Tiberius, but they were greatly (and rightfully) overshadowed by the wannabe main character/cringe moments.
      Even on rewatches, with the power of hindsight you notice many subtle things you didn't the first time around, like the offhanded comment from Matt about him always being in character shortly after they came back from break here. And even in the very first episode, he tries to break away from the group for his own solo adventure with the quote magical manor bit.

    • @Tra5h_boat6368
      @Tra5h_boat6368 Рік тому +17

      @@boota2474 I started on campaign 3, and once I became invested I decided to watch all Exandrian canon in chronological order, so now that I’m caught up and waiting on episodes for campaign 3, I’m here. Gotta say, the very first interaction with the dwarf where Vex and Keyleth are flirting with him and Tiberius headbutts his way in my immediate reaction was who tf is this guy? Then I found the same Reddit thread and was like yea, makes sense

  • @1ManJusticeLeague
    @1ManJusticeLeague 8 років тому +274

    This is the third time I've heard the character intros, and I've just realized: Tiberius is the in-universe version of someone who bought and read the sourcebooks and got super excited about the possibilities of the game long before they had a chance to try it out with a group.

  • @DeyaViews
    @DeyaViews 8 років тому +416

    2:00:54 Holy shit that noise. I want to be able to make that noise. Matthew Mercer, you got some skills I did not expect of most voice actors.

    • @finipigenmovies
      @finipigenmovies 7 років тому +23

      1 is Dirk Right I KNOW RIGHT?! He's so good!

    • @Tigercup9
      @Tigercup9 7 років тому +13

      1 is Dirk Right that’s my new text tone

    • @yeahhi27
      @yeahhi27 5 років тому +3

      1:45:00 the umber hulk skittering though. I am trying to copy it for a few days now, i have no idea how to do this..

  • @NexSerenade
    @NexSerenade 4 роки тому +130

    Vax: "We have no fucking idea what time it is"
    Caleb: "I know exactly what time it is"

  • @dziooooo
    @dziooooo Рік тому +35

    Marisha's "ohhh halloooo, I hail from da mountains" never fails to make me laugh 😂

  • @dracovillenas4053
    @dracovillenas4053 5 років тому +136

    Grog: The master? Who's the master?
    Vex: you're unconsious!
    Grog: *Becomes a turnip* derp face,

  • @FunnelCakeRyan
    @FunnelCakeRyan 5 років тому +199

    I hope the winner of that Player's Handbook and photo kept them. Those are historical artifacts now! :D

  • @stevewinkleburg5300
    @stevewinkleburg5300 6 років тому +783

    When you are caught up with season 2 so you start watching season one

  • @Folder
    @Folder 2 роки тому +92

    [Grog panting, keyleth coming out of the water]
    Vex: ...Well...that was easy
    [Big booming noise behind everyone]
    Vax: [not even bothering turning around] ...oh, f*ck a duck!

  • @naturalone6529
    @naturalone6529 5 років тому +96

    I absolutely love Liam's quote. "We're about to put the dungeons in Dungeons And Dragons."

  • @Luminara11
    @Luminara11 4 роки тому +133

    Matt: “... one of the members of the Council of Tal'Dorei..."
    Me, coming here after catching up with campaign 2, in Nott's voice: "WHO'S ON THE TAL'DOREI COUNCIL?!"

  • @Lucieleization
    @Lucieleization 5 років тому +199

    I'm convinced being underground here is the sole reason Caleb took keen mind in C2

    • @NerdyAngel1989
      @NerdyAngel1989 5 років тому +25

      It’s hilarious watching CR 2 because I keep going “oh I so know why you have that feet!”

    • @DeathBringerBecky
      @DeathBringerBecky 5 років тому +9

      @@NerdyAngel1989 Feat.
      Feet are the things you walk on.

    • @NerdyAngel1989
      @NerdyAngel1989 5 років тому +3

      DeathBringerBecky yeah my phone has been doing that since I got it autocorrect fails are strong with it. I gave up fighting the autocorrect on my phone moths ago. It has been getting worse lately though think it’s time for an up grade. After all there are only so many times one can take a tap to the war before you realize it may be time for a new phone lmao.

    • @DeathBringerBecky
      @DeathBringerBecky 5 років тому +4

      @@NerdyAngel1989 Why not just turn it off if it's so bad? Most devices have the capacity to still suggest words without autocorrect. Mine does.

    • @NerdyAngel1989
      @NerdyAngel1989 5 років тому +3

      DeathBringerBecky I have trouble with spelling certain words so it does help when it works right. Also I have tried that and every time my phone upgrades things like that, that I turn off magically get turned back on again. I got tired of turning it back off along with the several other setting that change every time most of them I don’t mess with anymore. It only gets really bad when I need an upgrade something I am going to be doing this weekend if all goes well so at this point I just use it as a gage to see how bad my phone is doing lol.

  • @mercollimojica2573
    @mercollimojica2573 3 роки тому +47

    You guys have saved many lives without knowing, calmed panicky and anxious minds, also introducing a new hobby to someone who hasn't had hobbies in years. I'm so grateful. Hi from Puerto Rico 🇵🇷

  • @scottbeale1825
    @scottbeale1825 8 років тому +556

    I wish I could find a group like this that mostly stays in character, aren't just murderhobos, and could meet regularly!

    • @scottbeale1825
      @scottbeale1825 8 років тому +128

      Also Matt is a ridiculously good DM. Does a good deal of background work, but thinks on his feet like a champ, and he is really good at keeping things moving--not getting bogged down in RAW while still clearly being very knowledgeable of it.

    • @proudpapaprick
      @proudpapaprick 8 років тому +51

      Scott Beale Have you tried rewarding roleplaying with XP or better loot? I find a combo of setting expectations, rewarding good choices, and world consequences can work wonders for this.

    • @Comicsluvr
      @Comicsluvr 6 років тому +18

      Sit your players down and talk to them. The game should be fun for you too. Explain that their style is a bit disheartening and try to get them to change.

    • @The_Gelatinman
      @The_Gelatinman 6 років тому +5

      Don't we all

    • @FulcanMal
      @FulcanMal 6 років тому +10

      I've managed the first two, but that last one is still an issue.
      The trick is a willingness to take your time and recruit players one by one as you find good ones. Run one shots first to scout out players, and don't put up with immaturity.

  • @SuperEdvinsson
    @SuperEdvinsson 8 років тому +408

    I love how Travis continuously mistakes Balgus' name for ballsack.

    • @likedislike7567
      @likedislike7567 8 років тому +70

      Nicklas Edvinsson It's in character and possibly out of character.

    • @jennessabeckett3949
      @jennessabeckett3949 6 років тому +6

      Just realized this will probably be the end of someone one day

    • @jennessabeckett3949
      @jennessabeckett3949 6 років тому +7

      What about the thunderbrand mix up

    • @xEvilRaptorx
      @xEvilRaptorx 5 років тому +8

      Thunderclap, Ballsack, House of Vulva (or whatever they called it)... ahhh poor Matt. Theres so many others that get butchered. In campaign 2 it's the Otters. (Auditors)

    • @filipferencak2717
      @filipferencak2717 5 років тому +2

      Not Travis, Grog.

  • @pagenein
    @pagenein 4 роки тому +217

    After watching them in C2 for 99 episodes I already knew that Sam is basically a real life bard, but finally actually seeing him playing a bard is kinda surreal - he’s too powerful. Not Scanlan, but Sam himself, *he has an excuse to just sing shit WHENEVER.* That’s crazy. How is this allowed. I love it.

  • @samanthaapplegarth6286
    @samanthaapplegarth6286 2 роки тому +47

    Can I ask you a question? “Yes?” Not to you, to the other guy. “Ah *drops character voice* yes, Laura?” 😂😂😂

  • @randomfleming
    @randomfleming 7 років тому +287

    "Clearly we are idiots..." LOL

  • @AndreTheCrab
    @AndreTheCrab 5 років тому +292

    Can I ask a question?
    Yes?
    Not you the other guy Matt.
    Made me laugh for a long time

  • @somestuff7876
    @somestuff7876 5 років тому +283

    Why it so captivating to watch? I don't know the rules and I only know the bare minimum about the game itself.
    I can't believe that I feel this engaged in their playthrough.

    • @gratuax2768
      @gratuax2768 4 роки тому +26

      Hitch Geek not knowing the rules makes it better imo

    • @Beacuzz
      @Beacuzz 4 роки тому +13

      That's the magic of voice actors!

    • @opusmagna3346
      @opusmagna3346 4 роки тому +14

      The voice acting, dialogue and walkthrough from Matt makes this wholesome and lovely for me. It's like reading through a book!

    • @yooooo8600
      @yooooo8600 3 роки тому +1

      @@gratuax2768 was about to comment this lmao. This campaign is a million times worse than campaign 2 in regards to the rules. I have to turn off the rules lawyer part of my brain when watching this. I nearly had an aneurysm in the first episode.

    • @avenovum148
      @avenovum148 3 роки тому

      @@yooooo8600 Lmfaoo now knowing the game in depth after watching CR for so long going back to this campaign is a mess

  • @oakenshadow6763
    @oakenshadow6763 3 роки тому +42

    The joy in Matt's voice and face when he said "They are!" was so wonderous. 1:48:26
    The joy at a nat 1. 2:06:20

  • @SamHarrisonWordVomit
    @SamHarrisonWordVomit 5 років тому +138

    So, forgot my obligatory first episode comment, but I began my adventure of rewatching this series on August 31st. Somehow it isn't the same with out seeing Glorious Flando with timestamps in the comments

    • @filipferencak2717
      @filipferencak2717 5 років тому +3

      We need a hero to rise up to the challenge!

    • @CalaisShore
      @CalaisShore 5 років тому +3

      I was thinking of doing timestamps. i dunno, ive never done it.

  • @FeliciaDay
    @FeliciaDay 9 років тому +2498

    Basically we have new Tabletop, Spellslingers, Critical Role, and Titansgrave for you to watch over the weekend.
    Geek and Sundry wishes you a happy holiday!

    • @DavidWild
      @DavidWild 9 років тому +26

      I don't think I have a life anymore. I've been trying to watch these while doing other stuff so I can at least keep up.

    • @abedkarimelcheikh
      @abedkarimelcheikh 9 років тому +1

      good morning...

    • @magecraft2
      @magecraft2 9 років тому +3

      Felicia Day Damn you Felicia why do you never give us any good shows to watch ;) Still laughing at your beat down of Iffy in magic #36to4

    • @shellegriffin
      @shellegriffin 9 років тому +14

      Felicia Day I love these shows. Now the GM of CRRPG is fantastic! He has excellent communication, vocals and his accents are to die for. If Will ever needs host help he's the man!

    • @fuzzlemacfuzz
      @fuzzlemacfuzz 9 років тому +7

      Perfect viewing with my 2 day old daughter

  • @RPG_Angie
    @RPG_Angie 9 років тому +256

    I love the wonderful mixture of humor in this group.

    • @Skyscraper125
      @Skyscraper125 9 років тому +9

      AnkokuEvangeline Haha, a lot of that is just the magnificence that is D&D. Almost any D&D group has some knee slapping hilarious moments. :)

    • @RPG_Angie
      @RPG_Angie 9 років тому +35

      What I mean is the mixture of types of humor: Grog does the dumb act, Tiberius does the lost-in-translation jokes, Vax brings the funny flirting, Vex cuts in with an ocasional expletive, Scanion makes up funny songs. This ensures that there'll be funny times no matter what happens in-game.

    • @Thedaadss
      @Thedaadss 9 років тому +12

      AnkokuEvangeline Haha, You've done what many have done before you: you got Vax and Vex mixed up :D. Vax is the rogue twin, Vex is the ranger twin.

    • @RPG_Angie
      @RPG_Angie 9 років тому +6

      ***** Also, look how I wrote Scanlan - I really didn't have a full grasp on their names at that point XD

  • @rgcountdown
    @rgcountdown 2 роки тому +63

    Can you imagine in 2022 having that signed Player's Handbook knowing how far they've come?

  • @wozing
    @wozing 5 років тому +62

    "Our goal tonight is 1,000 subscribers."
    I joined around the 20's of campaign 2. This strikes a weird nostalgic chord within me feeling the ambition, yet knowing the outcome.

  • @HawkBarrington
    @HawkBarrington 7 років тому +48

    1:07:00 "why did you do that? Look at the mess you made." Background conversation Between Vex and Vax

  • @animelvr51
    @animelvr51 9 років тому +235

    So far my favourite characters so far are
    1. Tiberius Kraghammer... wait?
    2. Percival... amh... Percy.
    3. Grog. Also, ale.

  • @game-enjoyer13
    @game-enjoyer13 2 роки тому +99

    Dude matt is such a good DM. I had a dm that would always make us role a perception check whenever we asked any questions. Even out of character, player to dm. Like “What does he look like?”
    “Roll perception”
    “What color is it then?”
    “Roll perception”
    “So what does the village look like in some more detail?”
    “Roll perception”
    Got so damn annoying, it was like we couldn’t even get immersed and understand what the environment/interactions looked like, because he made our CHARACTERS role perception checks when we were simply asking player questions. Like I can’t really roleplay if you don’t tell us what’s going on lmao

    • @quasi8180
      @quasi8180 2 роки тому +11

      Well thats excessive as hell any good dm should explain the enviornment or npc before that Im completely new myself and want to learn how to be the best dm i can for my twitter canpeign no takers so far. But thats probably a good thing for now

    • @Tra5h_boat6368
      @Tra5h_boat6368 Рік тому +12

      Basic appearance should always fall under passive perception, and there should be no reason passive perception. Even if you’re playing a blind character, you still have passive perception with sound and touch. Sounds like an awful DM. Unless it was a close friend, I probably would’ve left that game after a single session

    • @georgerobins4110
      @georgerobins4110 Рік тому +6

      Bro that’s so terrible lol You should only do perception checks for if you’re noticing something difficult to see. Like, what are they gonna do if you roll a critical failure at what colour it is? Say you suddenly went colour blind??

  • @ThommeGun
    @ThommeGun 8 років тому +181

    1:03:40-ish vax:"And a troll dick" Grog:"Nope that's gone... We flogged him with it and it disappeared"

    • @jmercedesd
      @jmercedesd 6 років тому +19

      "I retract my offer." XD Oh, Liam.