yeah they didnt use a junk security service cutting corners breaking 90 percent of transportation but dont worry they will break it agin in 3 years with no penaltys
Between throwing ketchup on the walls and being scared about having to face a colured woman prosecutor in a presidential debate he fills his diaper hourly
Im looking SO forward to Jimmy's nightly, without fail, "Trump is too old" jokes from now until election day. 👍Oh, right...that's never gonna happen.💯🙄
Saying Trump is “not an extremist and not knowing anything about Project 2025” is like saying: “A slug doesn’t leave a trail of slime!” Hypocrisy and lies are Trump’s trademarks!
@thestuffpremiere yes tRump and his coward klan are cry babies. Waa mean man kneel eel. Waaa waa mask with ketchup. Waaa waaa Taylor swift Waaa waaa mean beer can. How many places are republikkkans boycotting over feelings fir a draft dodging coward endorsed by the kkk
Kamala Harris and Alexandria Ocasio Cortez My dream POTUS. Imagine the force they would send around the world for all woman to feel. Convicted felons should not be allowed to run for any position in government..
His biggest mistake was embarking on the whole presidential thing. He should have stayed a con man sinking his businesses and commiting business frauds.
it's not "I quit", it's "I was forced to quit". I felt he should have never gone for reelection (solely based on how people rejected him for his age, not his achievements) and blamed him for putting himself above the good of the country, but how democrats AND media have treated him is shameful. As unpopular as he was (again, in contradiction to the GREAT things he did), he was never told by his party he should step aside, but suddenly they couldn't find enough knives to stick in his back? In a way, people have been sidelined to choose the candidate they want with this scenario, as Kamala is now the only sensible choice and a lengthy battle to decide the nominee is not possible.
His performance at the debate was sad. It’s a hard conversation but the choice was ultimately his to make and those that know him knew he would come around- that he would put country first. You don’t march into certain defeat against a dangerous politician like Trump. Biden’s presidency will be viewed as historic in time.
That guy at the airport was talking pure sarcasm right over the head of that reporter. Lol
Nonsense, she had a smile on her face and knew exactly what he was doing. (Lol)
The sarcasm of the airport guy was so good they didn’t even know it was sarcasm.
Poor Wolf. Dont answer your phone on your day off, lol
🤣🤣
They are making fun of V.P. Harris laught, how about this, " MALA " in front of my new hat. Make America Laugh Again " 😂😂😂😂
The guy at the airport always see positive thing out of bad situation 😂
I totally agree with that guy. I was on the freeway for 27 hours and while some people were upset and complaining, I loved having the story.
The prosecutor versus the felon i think i love it.
Crooked prosecutor…
God saved Trump
Curry...LOLOLOL!!!!... whew.... thanks for a great laugh!!
@@Texas4Trumpto get beat
@@ryansimpson4781how is she crooked? Who has more court cases and guilty verdicts?
Matt Gates is a cross between Eddie Munster and the Guy on the movie The Shining when he says Here's Johnny 😂😂
Don't disrespect Eddie Munster, he's a good guy! lol
Gaetz.
That’s on the outside. On the inside he’s a cross between Harvey Weinstein & Tucker Carlson. He’s a vile human being!
Are you referring to the Joker? 😆
The guy???😂 You mean Jack Nicholson?
Those sponsor made my night they were hilarious 😂.
Although there is another option if WD40 doesn't fix it. Maybe duck tape was what you needed all along.
Yes. It’s eyeliner. He reminds me of Kitara Ravash in more than one way.
Matt Gaetz looks like the villain from “The Mask” after he puts the mask on.
Can't unsee it now
Kimmm Sheatle was appointed by Jooe Bidan. The public is clearly aware of who is responsible for the violence. Media cannot fool the public anymore.
Or the grinch 😂
Can you imagine someone giving up power? I salute Joe for this, a selfless guy. 💙
The MTA in NYC has antiquated computers running their subway system, the IT failure didn't affect them. For once, being cheap and lazy paid off.
yeah they didnt use a junk security service cutting corners breaking 90 percent of transportation but dont worry they will break it agin in 3 years with no penaltys
Biden STEPPED UP and put our Country first! Honorable human being. I respect you. I love you and thank you for your service! 💙
Did Gaetz tell the surgeon "Give me the Tammy Faye Baker"?
ALL of the Sponsor bits were so funny! The Super 8 and Febreze ones😳😂🤣😂🤣
I am Canadian and think Joe Biden could never get a break for all the good he has done for America.
What good??!!!
@@1985Red Women's reproductive rights. Read 2025. It will remove your right to determine your health care.
@@1985Red 0:52 buddy! Now you know.
What good seriously? @@1985Red I am from Canada too and I personally think a lot of Americans don't deserve Joe Biden.
Spot on honest and hysterical as always thanks for your insight and wisdom once again my friend!
Scott's toilet paper..lol
With so much to gasp and cry about, Jimmy puts it all in perspective! Why cry when you can laugh!! Thank you!
Between throwing ketchup on the walls and being scared about having to face a colured woman prosecutor in a presidential debate he fills his diaper hourly
The vice president’s favorability sits at 38 percent, slightly lower than Biden’s 41 percent.
The Trump resting heart rate graph...lookin like that lunatics signature 😂
I was just about to say that! 😂
I was crying about the coffee Mate joke for so long 🤣 that writer needs a raise
He didn't quit. He's still President for six more months!
Or whatever he is doing hahahahahaha
@@thestuffpremiere he is nor crying g like tRump. Making mean girl videos from his basement.
Fantastic work
Im looking SO forward to Jimmy's nightly, without fail, "Trump is too old" jokes from now until election day. 👍Oh, right...that's never gonna happen.💯🙄
Lol I don’t think I can’t stop laughing.🫵🏽😂
a flat heart rate for Biden? classy jimmy classy and dignified.
Poor Seth... He's probably like, "you couldn't have dropped out BEFORE I went dark for the Olympics?!?!"
I love the Gaetz and Tim Allen Christmas with the Kranks bit! Oh Tim, chill. Or I will send Jill after you! LOL
Saying Trump is “not an extremist and not knowing anything about Project 2025” is like saying: “A slug doesn’t leave a trail of slime!”
Hypocrisy and lies are Trump’s trademarks!
Cry baby
@thestuffpremiere yes tRump and his coward klan are cry babies.
Waa mean man kneel eel.
Waaa waa mask with ketchup. Waaa waaa Taylor swift
Waaa waaa mean beer can.
How many places are republikkkans boycotting over feelings fir a draft dodging coward endorsed by the kkk
snail trail is my MAGAGAger version of vermin, since Trampy insists on the word.
Well he said he knew of project 2025 and he also said he doesn’t support it many times and actually said it was really radical
Good thing none of the other candidates ever lie or make things up. What a relief 😅
Jimmy 🙋🏻♀️
I'm in need of your prayers and support. Please keep me in your thoughts as I navigate my health journey.
The quiet majority are gaining strength to put a stop to traitor Trump this November! 💪🏼🇺🇲🇺🇲
Hahahahahaaha
@@thestuffpremierelook at the good klan member. Keep it up. tRu.p will praise you
The vice president’s favorability sits at 38 percent, slightly lower than Biden’s 41 percent.
Trump 2024 all day. Get used to it.
@@monicavillarreal3902 that's a kult.
Jimmy Fallon Biden presidential awesomeness job
JD Wentworth is definitely wearing eyeliner
These people are those who promoted tescticle tanning 😅
To the person reading this, even though I don't know you. I wish you the best of what life has to offer 🙏🙌❤️😊
@@bryannguyen8440it’s all related man
@@bryannguyen8440I'll try to keep it related to the video.
You're a douche, and that's Jimmy Fallon.
3:01 He sounds like Seth Meyers doing his joe biden impression
So was that his twin walking through the crowd with luggage? Same color pants, t-shirt and cap!!
Jimmy never fails to make me laugh
Great sponsor taglines!
Yes that’s true🤣🤣🤣🤣about trump’s resting heart hahahahaha🤣🤣🤣he insulted Biden too much.. now Biden gave him a dose🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What u mean by insulted?? Biden was meant for insult.. he was never fit for president & not this dumb kamala😂😂
Kamala Harris and Alexandria Ocasio Cortez My dream POTUS. Imagine the force they would send around the world for all woman to feel. Convicted felons should not be allowed to run for any position in government..
" What can be , unburdened by what has been ! " 😅😅😅😅WTF
Remember when Jimmy had Trump on after he was elected?
Before he was elected...but sure.
Jimin your voice is so unique ❤❤❤🎉🎉
Trump's biggest mistake was to choose Vance over Vivek.
Vivek wouldn't be 2nd. He said he didn't want VP. But I wish he was president
Or a woman!
His biggest mistake was embarking on the whole presidential thing. He should have stayed a con man sinking his businesses and commiting business frauds.
There was no way in heck Trump was going to select Vivek, Scott or Donaldson. lol
@@kittyhazes5741
And that will lead to his downfall.
I guess he wanted to proceed with his career as an ice cream man!
❤ I'm Australian and im a Democrat
How did Matt iron his face ?
Brilliant
US Senator Mark Kelly, Naval Captain & NASA Astronaut. Senator Kelly will be a great VP.
#VPMarkKelly
Equal digs & jokes for BOTH sides. Which there’s plenty of material from each party. Bravo.
Vivek?! Good gawd!!
As a white man, I feel absolutely attacked... After only two minutes in...
And I love it lmao. Lets go Harris 2024!
(First line was sarcastic for those who struggle) not trying to be a jerk just helping out
@@yogeshkmrful read the first comment? lol
Kimmm Sheatle was appointed by Jooe Bidan and now endorses Harish. No way people should vote for Harish his new puppet. Be wise America.
Harris is a disgrace and a dumb piece of wood, come on
I buy Scott's. I don't find it to be bad at all.
What, no Ven diagram she loves a Ven diagram, Ven diagrams and big yellow school busses, who doesn't love them, cackle cackle!
I think Mrs Harris will be our first female president and I'll be proud to vote for her ! Djt will go down as the worst president ever.
#Trump2024
Keanu and I are actually so funny if there are no "anyone". Ode to happiness!
Awesome
Helll no
They are worried about KITTY KITTY BANG BANG and TARA TARASOFF
Yay
NAY.!
NAY.!
NAY.!
Doug for first gentleman 2024!!!!!
Waiting to watch Jimin of BTS !!
Harris (to Trump): Look who’s older now…huh!
I look who is stupid. Kamala we all did god to school with school bus 😆😆😆😆
Trust in God with all your heart praise God praying for everyone Everyday God bless you all
Troll. Probably Russian.
Closed captions please.
it's not "I quit", it's "I was forced to quit".
I felt he should have never gone for reelection (solely based on how people rejected him for his age, not his achievements) and blamed him for putting himself above the good of the country, but how democrats AND media have treated him is shameful. As unpopular as he was (again, in contradiction to the GREAT things he did), he was never told by his party he should step aside, but suddenly they couldn't find enough knives to stick in his back? In a way, people have been sidelined to choose the candidate they want with this scenario, as Kamala is now the only sensible choice and a lengthy battle to decide the nominee is not possible.
Couldn’t have said it better.
His performance at the debate was sad. It’s a hard conversation but the choice was ultimately his to make and those that know him knew he would come around- that he would put country first. You don’t march into certain defeat against a dangerous politician like Trump. Biden’s presidency will be viewed as historic in time.
I 1000% agree with this. He didn’t gallantly fall on his sword he was stabbed in the back.
Biden is up there with the best.
Why are some of these ppl upset about Adele?
3:48 nice how that's also Trump's signature
Irene is not entitled to that money
Question how many seconds Kamila Gag last?
Beautful
Bidens response. I give up. I'm a tool.
keep doing the 'Biden is old' jokes please, even though he's not running.. so funny, right?
Say what you will about Wolf Blitzer, he has the most awesome name in news.
Women can save our world❤
Time for a new hashtag - #KamalaIsOnFire
Jimmy, I hope you be respectful when talking of Biden, he did a lot for the country. He deserves respect... No need for sarcasm... 😢😢😢
Woman power, we can do it!
They are upset that Dareth from the D lied about smthg. I like her.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Quiet quitting in action. Way to go, Joe!
Ended up as a quitter. Useless
Selfie with bear=Darwin Award.
Kamala Harris and Andy Beshear 2024🎉🎉🎉🎉. Let's defeat Yogi and Boo-Boo 😅. "They not like us "
Freedom 🇺🇸a new generation coming Harris 🇺🇸
Those voting for Trump button ------------->
Bout time!!
Matt Gaetz looks like the grinch.
America is on the path of history again, a female president, let’s go folks.
Hey Jimmy, how about taking a moment to seriously thank Biden?
Please vote for democracy, vote blue
Kamala 2024! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
No
Feel kinda sorry for the depressed 🐻 bear .
Kamala should pick Katie Porter as her VP.
u have immunity Joe. Go gettum!!