Ep 432 - Dong Lemón (feat. Chris O'Connor)

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  • @mattandshanessecretpodcast9138

    Go See Shane Live @ www.shanemgillis.com/live
    Go See Matt Live @ mattmccusker.com/dates/
    Go see Chris www.stuffislandpod.com/

  • @ryandunn2806
    @ryandunn2806 Рік тому +3364

    Has anyone noticed how much happier Shane is now that Black history month is over?

    • @China_Secret_Police
      @China_Secret_Police Рік тому +183

      He's excited for Pride Month?

    • @Mr.PepeSilvia
      @Mr.PepeSilvia Рік тому +115

      Little extra hitch in his giddy up

    • @jibba1681
      @jibba1681 Рік тому

      Yeah he was super sad during the last few? Hahah idiot

    • @Chillllllbruh
      @Chillllllbruh Рік тому +2

      His girlfriends bull isn't too busy to come around anymore.

    • @Shaboomquisa
      @Shaboomquisa Рік тому +29

      he just bought a house

  • @mcguycurtdome2569
    @mcguycurtdome2569 Рік тому +1326

    Unfortunate the shaman isn't ripping the flute on episode 432

  • @spaced0tghost339
    @spaced0tghost339 Рік тому +263

    I will actually never get tired of hearing Matt talk about his credit card debt and the rule of 7s

    • @krisf4969
      @krisf4969 Рік тому +15

      I'm taking Matt's advice on this one, f it

    • @yesman9792
      @yesman9792 Рік тому +36

      ​@@krisf4969 crossing my fingers that this rule applies to medical bills. They can get that six hundo when I'm six feet undo. Know what I'm saying?

    • @fredrickmiller6534
      @fredrickmiller6534 Рік тому +33

      ​@Yes Man if it's a non profit hospital they can't get any money from you unless you give it to them. They'll eventually quit trying. I got out of a $2,400 bill for an ultrasound on my right nut a few years back. Bless up.

    • @jasondeliello2352
      @jasondeliello2352 Рік тому +2

      It’s all luck of the draw tbh. And you have to have something they can actually take for them to come at you. If you’ve got 40k in the bank they’re gonna levy your account. If you don’t have shit, they can’t do shit

    • @tapetrader2590
      @tapetrader2590 Рік тому

      Ha !

  • @Fryed_Bryce
    @Fryed_Bryce Рік тому +218

    The monkeys riding dogs intro got me pretty good

    • @JG-jy7pe
      @JG-jy7pe Рік тому +7

      im now obsessed with monkey riding dogs? lmaoooooooo

    • @BoogieMan2718
      @BoogieMan2718 Рік тому +10

      That was the best thing I've seen all week!

    • @chickenfishhybrid44
      @chickenfishhybrid44 Рік тому +10

      It got me alot more than I expected, I wanted it to just be stupid but I had to show it to someone else even lmao

    • @T3koner
      @T3koner Рік тому +1

      That was pretty kill

  • @NamesakeNA
    @NamesakeNA Рік тому +521

    2 episodes in less than a week and one is with the O'Con man. We are truly blessed on this day

    • @MarkJabroni
      @MarkJabroni Рік тому +8

      The other with DeRosey nose Joe. Who was surprisingly sober seeming during the pod

    • @Charles-hy2ek
      @Charles-hy2ek Рік тому +16

      You mean O'Clot man

    • @farttruster8715
      @farttruster8715 Рік тому +4

      Posting this on every episode doesn’t count as having your own sense of humor

    • @codysmith7456
      @codysmith7456 Рік тому +14

      O con sucks bruh wth are you talking about?? Bring Billy and Spud Man

    • @kennethstarnes8029
      @kennethstarnes8029 Рік тому +5

      Spud is on the paytch

  • @JoeMama-yd1ve
    @JoeMama-yd1ve Рік тому +45

    The monkey rodeo to the tune of kid rock’s “cowboy,” really lifted my spirits.

  • @DrBrule-ht2ms
    @DrBrule-ht2ms Рік тому +135

    We need another War Mode O’Connor episode, like the live cast. Let the boys clash.

    • @stevemygoodman7809
      @stevemygoodman7809 Рік тому +22

      One side knows their stuff and the other backs off every point and says they don’t know. It’s the way to get away with having terrible arguments

    • @MrAs2114eva
      @MrAs2114eva Рік тому +8

      It is very satisfying watching someone give one of these dang demon rats what for

    • @tmac6904
      @tmac6904 Рік тому +1

      Yea spud needs to get in his ass again 😂

    • @durkadurka4107
      @durkadurka4107 Рік тому

      no way do they argue on an ep ?

    • @elijahrodriguez647
      @elijahrodriguez647 Рік тому +9

      @@durkadurka4107 anytime you see anyone talking about any type of arguments between these guys take it with a grain of salt. These are dude type arguments that hold no perpetual bearing on their friendship lol

  • @OvrZealous247
    @OvrZealous247 Рік тому +154

    Bro ,felt it in my gut . I knew the dawgs were calling.

    • @Henry-kv7zl
      @Henry-kv7zl Рік тому +7

      Pause

    • @charwest5892
      @charwest5892 Рік тому +8

      I was inside of my boyfriend and I also felt it in his gut

    • @ZMartinW
      @ZMartinW Рік тому

      Your cells were talking to you

    • @OvrZealous247
      @OvrZealous247 Рік тому +2

      @@ZMartinW takes one to know one. Join me at ram ranch.

  • @coolioflame
    @coolioflame Рік тому +203

    Gawd Bless the Big Dawg above for granting us another beloved pod during this bountiful lent season. Amen.

    • @Rogerkonijntje
      @Rogerkonijntje Рік тому +2

      Preach Dawggy

    • @PizzaTHutt
      @PizzaTHutt Рік тому +4

      Gawd wills it.

    • @FrostyJokerr
      @FrostyJokerr Рік тому +4

      Inshallah!

    • @bigaaron
      @bigaaron Рік тому +3

      The Dawgs are giving up the T's for lent

    • @farttruster8715
      @farttruster8715 Рік тому +1

      Posting this comment every episode doesn’t count as having your own sense of humor

  • @alexmays6082
    @alexmays6082 Рік тому +33

    Just broke a rib and already feel healed by this miracle Pod. Blessed be the Dawgs!!!

  • @StoicDivinity
    @StoicDivinity Рік тому +116

    2 eps 1 week? What a treat

    • @William2Firearms
      @William2Firearms 8 місяців тому

      And 2 + 1 = ? ... 3, that's right triple threat dawg. What a threat.

  • @AnthonySouthard-fh9oi
    @AnthonySouthard-fh9oi Рік тому +104

    Im 32 lost my house, 3 kids, beautiful wife through a divorce. Had no time to make friends just worked my ass off at 20 ever since i had my first kid. Im in a shitty one bedroom and these dudes i never met are the only thing that gives me a hint of joy.

    • @dtown5id
      @dtown5id 4 місяці тому +9

      How's it going?

    • @YMS12121
      @YMS12121 4 місяці тому +2

      Sup Bull

    • @MuddyGamingLive
      @MuddyGamingLive 4 місяці тому +11

      Dawg the same happened to me at 32. Fast forward 10 years of continuing to grind and i met the love of my life at 33 and we have an 8 yr old boy and I'm happier than I've ever been. Don't give up. Keep being a good dude and it will get better for you dawg

    • @420drew
      @420drew 4 місяці тому +3

      Hope everything is going a little better man just kno keep your head up and it’ll eventually get better

    • @alafawnduh_eg
      @alafawnduh_eg 4 місяці тому +3

      Just turned 32 and Matt and Shane are definitely playing a role in getting me through the day/life. If you guys read this thank you, for real.

  • @theruztygaming6406
    @theruztygaming6406 Рік тому +243

    The dawgs graced us on this fine day. They have given us a feast.

  • @widespreadGoose
    @widespreadGoose Рік тому +527

    I need to see Matt and Theo together

    • @bmthornell
      @bmthornell Рік тому +64

      The shaman would take role as a life coach guaranteed

    • @natecousins6264
      @natecousins6264 Рік тому +2

      i agreee

    • @gweezyduzit47
      @gweezyduzit47 Рік тому +4

      Would be hilarious

    • @Henry-kv7zl
      @Henry-kv7zl Рік тому +32

      Don't know if Theo's frequencies are aligned, he may be blinded by the light alhamdullilah respectfully, brah.

    • @daviddavis1322
      @daviddavis1322 Рік тому +31

      The dark arts will be studied and harmonized

  • @CasualChriso
    @CasualChriso Рік тому +117

    2 in one week, praise be to the dawgs!!

    • @BookerT69
      @BookerT69 Рік тому +1

      They said they was bringin’ it on the Paytch

    • @zz-ps5vw
      @zz-ps5vw Рік тому

      its because derosa was so g*y and redacted

  • @tkorreck
    @tkorreck Рік тому +129

    Matt on John Cena: “It looks like someone put a bicycle pump in Mark Wahlberg’s mouth”

  • @bt9042
    @bt9042 Рік тому +61

    I looked at the podcast I said wow what a great time for a podcast

  • @ethanator9009
    @ethanator9009 Рік тому +19

    Giving your son a hitachi wand is the hardest I have laughed in a long time

    • @mattbabers
      @mattbabers Рік тому +5

      A hitachi wand and a bmw and let him just buzz chicks all day
      I literally Fucking died laughing

  • @The8-bitMisfit
    @The8-bitMisfit Рік тому +113

    There's a time to be gay, and that time...is all the time for Shane!!

  • @deaconholmes3426
    @deaconholmes3426 Рік тому +17

    I love Chris yelling hey Siri for 30 seconds, completely hilarious and not annoying at all that my phone kept dinging at me 😂

    • @eViLxDonahey
      @eViLxDonahey Рік тому

      😂😂😂 same

    • @jackb8598
      @jackb8598 Рік тому

      It actually was hilarious but my phone didn’t go off.

  • @metalface9463
    @metalface9463 Рік тому +5

    The last like 15 minutes of the cast was truly one for the ages. Had me in stitches

  • @P_steez
    @P_steez Рік тому +23

    After we just got Joey derosie 3 days ago, the slug and the shaman drop this. Can our god be any more good boys?

  • @r.zachhowell1009
    @r.zachhowell1009 Рік тому +8

    This episode is gold. Matt is flying…I bet his stand up is banging right now.

  • @dhjtfvv567
    @dhjtfvv567 Рік тому +86

    The Boyz knew that that Joey roses ep was a snoozer so they blessed us again

  • @seamuszoon8053
    @seamuszoon8053 Рік тому +22

    Praise to the 'skis for blessing us with another Wednesday pod the redditours will surely love ❤

  • @michaelbonnett4347
    @michaelbonnett4347 Рік тому +28

    Shane is the man for keeping tickets low. Truly a humble guy! I respect his principles

    • @dickybird4865
      @dickybird4865 Рік тому +1

      Ticket sellers still gouge you. Actual ticket price was 50 bucks and I paid 430 a ticket

    • @naishkiteboarder
      @naishkiteboarder Рік тому +8

      @@dickybird4865 I paid 6000 for a ticket

    • @InternetSmartypants
      @InternetSmartypants Рік тому +1

      Either way, still a steal to get to see the Dawg of all Dawgs

    • @xBlake
      @xBlake Рік тому +1

      I’d rather my money go to him than Ticketmaster you pussy idiot

    • @droideca88
      @droideca88 Рік тому

      ​@@dickybird4865 if thats real u r definitely straight

  • @AllegedlyAlec
    @AllegedlyAlec Рік тому +13

    The Shaman and Big Kahuna have blessed us with a glorious bounty. Let's ride, dawgs!

  • @_ruddegar
    @_ruddegar Рік тому +23

    Matt is fucking hilarious and never disappoints.
    Your my buddy, friend.

  • @Mikemikemike13579
    @Mikemikemike13579 Рік тому +8

    Praise God 🙏
    This episode is nothing but high spirits, dudes.
    Key of G minor. 432hz. See it on the insignia.
    Rainbow Moonstone...
    with the exact ripple that 432 makes on water, or sand.

  • @andrewlambie7872
    @andrewlambie7872 Рік тому +14

    I’m not sure they know how much it means to hear a fresh Wicky Wil

  • @PelicanPixels
    @PelicanPixels Рік тому +10

    The shaman blessing my 3 hour car ride w this chapter of the dawgz

  • @PraiseTheLord1221
    @PraiseTheLord1221 Рік тому +4

    22:00 Halo CE came out when I was 12. I used to hop in the gunner of the warthog and hold down RT so the vibrations of the controller could resonate with my master chief. Shit was legendary.

  • @gskhan008
    @gskhan008 Рік тому +17

    All Dawgs Go To Heaven

  • @micahned
    @micahned Рік тому +8

    I've listened to this entire episode and it's amazing

  • @michaelalbini2215
    @michaelalbini2215 Рік тому +11

    The dawgs tossed us a second bone this week sick bruh

  • @MrAs2114eva
    @MrAs2114eva Рік тому +9

    Awfully petty of Chris to not apologize about perpetuating hate lies and deceit

    • @HasanPikerIsADouche
      @HasanPikerIsADouche 11 місяців тому

      They never do... they'll eventually claim they were right, and it was all a right wing conspiracy to make them look bad... and it'll work 😂

  • @johnnyg42
    @johnnyg42 Рік тому +5

    Man that whole section hooking your son up with a hitachi killed me. That’s so fucking funny

  • @thisisrabble
    @thisisrabble Рік тому +14

    8:13 Shane's voice crack on the NOO slayed me. Dawgs how great is our god

  • @kylematthiesen4816
    @kylematthiesen4816 Рік тому +4

    "people would find ancient Greek texts and the church would be like, yeah this stuff does fuckin rule, but ya can't" this is the exact kind of insight that we all tune in for. Thank you Matt 🤙

  • @JohnnyG911
    @JohnnyG911 Рік тому +10

    Matt was on fire this ep 🔥🔥🔥

  • @MISCELLANEOUSGOON
    @MISCELLANEOUSGOON Рік тому +2

    Shane is most powerful with Matt, Chris, Lemaire and Gardini. What a treat.

  • @garrettreid9229
    @garrettreid9229 Рік тому +5

    As a south Florida sober phone room guy… health insurance. That shit mat said is SPOT ON lmao

  • @strife11
    @strife11 Рік тому +2

    my life kinda revolves around mssp and stoner dads its awesome

  • @DixieNormus911
    @DixieNormus911 Рік тому +3

    Shane Gillis for President 2024

  • @colinbennett1845
    @colinbennett1845 Рік тому +2

    Top ten episodes, and two in one week was an unasked gift from the lord himself

  • @JasonLitman
    @JasonLitman Рік тому +4

    O'Connor back to his old self without that succubus in his life, clearly.

  • @jasonshapiro9932
    @jasonshapiro9932 Рік тому +6

    I need Steve Gerbs in my life ASAP please

  • @jmcc6104
    @jmcc6104 Рік тому +3

    Shane and phil on the road together and just making phil hang and get wasted with comedians before and after would be a show everyone would love, I want my credit tho,. I time stamped this shit because it sound so good. Let him live he's dream duder

  • @user-lq3yj7gc5g
    @user-lq3yj7gc5g Рік тому +3

    Lawd hath mercy on my soul whatd we do to deserve this one thank you sweet dawgs

  • @mitchhawkyard9587
    @mitchhawkyard9587 Рік тому +3

    Yo every time O’Connor was saying Hey Siri it was bringing mine up 🤣 that’s Patreon level interaction 😮‍💨

  • @nickpanacci3055
    @nickpanacci3055 Рік тому +1

    28:50 the mirror selfie during this ad read gets me every time

  • @jonathon6756
    @jonathon6756 Рік тому +7

    two eps in a week? wow, what a great podcast

  • @jamesnelson8936
    @jamesnelson8936 Рік тому +3

    Love when Shane does Phill, be so great to see him on the cast one day

  • @Eggs-n-Jakey
    @Eggs-n-Jakey Рік тому +6

    Gard Dawg giving us an early present, thanks for the upload doood!

  • @ronaldp.vincent8226
    @ronaldp.vincent8226 Місяць тому

    The look Matt and Shane give each other at 7:58 fills my soul lol. Best buds!

  • @Flyinglotus25
    @Flyinglotus25 Рік тому +7

    The Dawgs bringing a special treat so soon♥️♥️

  • @drrockso8000
    @drrockso8000 Рік тому +3

    I actually was just thinking about Shane’s ticket prices lately. I was thinking that Shane changed cause his tickets were 300. Glad he brought this up. Never change Shane

    • @samtavakoli6682
      @samtavakoli6682 Рік тому

      What he said about all that is a lie. He completely cancelled a show in Vancouver in December, that I had waited 5 months to see. We never got a refund, then he rescheduled for April. Not only for more than double the price of the first tickets, but I just saw Ari Shaffir at the same venue and his tickets were way cheaper.

    • @brando2118
      @brando2118 Рік тому

      Canada sucks

    • @GrandDawggy
      @GrandDawggy Рік тому

      ​@@samtavakoli6682 lol

  • @iancoombs3465
    @iancoombs3465 Рік тому +1

    I know Matt and Shane can hold their own in podcasts, but together the Dawgs are unstoppable! The fellowship of the cast is undeniable!

  • @dyn0spectrum
    @dyn0spectrum Рік тому +3

    5:29 O'Conniz already gets dunked on lol
    Fug yea. Classic ep w/O'Connies chillin' & LeMaire on production.

    • @dicksuckley8102
      @dicksuckley8102 Рік тому

      With a name like that you already know the biz dawg

  • @thecarter8700
    @thecarter8700 Рік тому +2

    LMFAOOOOOOO the Siri thing had me dead
    Chris *** str8 made that up 😭😭😭

  • @bflavasonthetrack
    @bflavasonthetrack Рік тому +3

    Shane spent February reflecting inward

  • @SteveSenko
    @SteveSenko 11 місяців тому +1

    Spudman traveling through other dimensions during ad read 😂

  • @HUNTERS_CRACKPIPE
    @HUNTERS_CRACKPIPE Рік тому +3

    KEEP PREACHING THE GOSPEL, BOYS!

  • @matthattful
    @matthattful Рік тому +2

    The Dilbert segment was fuggin’ hilarious!!! 🤣

  • @rekeembelac1684
    @rekeembelac1684 Рік тому +7

    Another one? Grateful for this blessing 🙏🏼

  • @Propaproduct
    @Propaproduct Рік тому +1

    ‘Yanking my balls, and running away’ is so funny especially thinking a, “HEY!-cmon man” follows.

  • @joeshy
    @joeshy Рік тому +3

    Wicky wild wild Wednesday to all the dawgs.

  • @swamptard
    @swamptard Рік тому +1

    Shane joshing with the O’Con Man, classic ep. right here.

  • @YouKnowMySteez
    @YouKnowMySteez Рік тому +3

    This was a HOT cast. The dawgz are back after a few weeks of disarray.

  • @joeldoherty2166
    @joeldoherty2166 Рік тому +1

    “What the hell is love island”
    “What the hell is stuff island??”

  • @gilded_Seeker
    @gilded_Seeker Рік тому +4

    chris flinched 59:00 in fear of shane grabbing for that hotdog💀💀

  • @Jrodsfitness
    @Jrodsfitness Рік тому +1

    Anyone notice Matt’s genius bit in the ad where he is slowly standing up the entire read?

  • @Chris61136
    @Chris61136 Рік тому +5

    Can’t wait for Shane to get a Netflix special

  • @ram_scg7825
    @ram_scg7825 Рік тому

    Another true blessing of an episode from the Dawgs. Always good to see the O'conn Man, and the paytch with Spud? Bless.

  • @Shaka_Garami
    @Shaka_Garami Рік тому +5

    Feeling truly blessed on this dawg day afternoon

  • @JoeyPepperoni101
    @JoeyPepperoni101 Рік тому +7

    This really is my secret podcast if any of my woke millennial friends knew I listen to this they would never talk to me again

  • @CubsLouisville
    @CubsLouisville Рік тому +1

    Joey Roses and the O’Con man in 1 week. The Dawgs have blessed us

  • @ChideNorms
    @ChideNorms Рік тому +5

    War Mode is the superior podcast by several orders of magnitude.

    • @michaelbeall1165
      @michaelbeall1165 Рік тому +2

      Don’t try to usurp the dawgs for they shall reign forever

    • @ChideNorms
      @ChideNorms Рік тому

      @@KrikZ32 this is the podcast that literally talks about dick 80%+ of the time. But, yeah, war mode is for gay dudes. Cope a seethe, bro. Cope and seethe.

    • @williamreid7388
      @williamreid7388 Рік тому +2

      Secret podcast is superior in every conceivable way

  • @yanomanches1375
    @yanomanches1375 Рік тому +1

    “I wish I had an army for my credit debt” made me loll

  • @thatsrandom737
    @thatsrandom737 Рік тому +3

    its almost as if every subscriber watches each podcast that comes out. I know that I do.

  • @Sprite_525
    @Sprite_525 7 місяців тому +1

    58:22 That joke about “grabbing someone’s dong then saying I’m ordering that hotdog” still bounces around in my memory 😆

  • @CoolAdam247
    @CoolAdam247 Рік тому +3

    This episode slapped yo ! 😎👍💥🔥

  • @liambergman786
    @liambergman786 Рік тому +1

    Blessed be the dawgs on this holy wednesday, preach

  • @porkbeast3000
    @porkbeast3000 Рік тому +4

    Being jacked and cool is definitely very important

  • @M3TaGh0sStT
    @M3TaGh0sStT Рік тому

    Blessings to all the dawgz out there.

  • @joelfromcanada7327
    @joelfromcanada7327 Рік тому +3

    Lemaire's back! Fuck yeah!

  • @OpressionOlympics
    @OpressionOlympics Рік тому +14

    That Russia gate L had me dying😂

  • @nickduff9753
    @nickduff9753 Рік тому +2

    These intros are straight fire 🔥🔥🔥
    Respect 👊

  • @mcooper7743
    @mcooper7743 Рік тому +5

    "Don't help people who hate you." Scott Adams

  • @jayp9624
    @jayp9624 Рік тому

    Classic, I’m reviewing the Old Testaments now, I love coming to the New Tests

  • @Dirt_Merchant
    @Dirt_Merchant Рік тому +3

    Inshallah brothers. The O’con man has returned to regale us with tales

  • @beanodean4148
    @beanodean4148 Рік тому +1

    A blessing from the Dawg Fatherz 🙏 🙌

  • @SODTAOE
    @SODTAOE Рік тому +4

    Matt is laughing like he forgot how to and is now practicing

    • @kodymcgrath7148
      @kodymcgrath7148 Рік тому

      Copying other people's comments is lameeeeee

    • @SODTAOE
      @SODTAOE Рік тому

      @@kodymcgrath7148 lmao who did I copy 😂

    • @Lucas-qp5ly
      @Lucas-qp5ly Рік тому

      Someone commented this on the last cast with DeRosa when Matt was actually forcing laughter throughout that snoozefest

    • @SODTAOE
      @SODTAOE Рік тому

      @@Lucas-qp5ly I literally commented that

    • @Lucas-qp5ly
      @Lucas-qp5ly Рік тому +1

      @@SODTAOE Checks out

  • @julianspring3844
    @julianspring3844 Рік тому

    the dawgs bless me on a night full of homework🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

  • @Brownshabsfan
    @Brownshabsfan Рік тому +3

    I've never seen anyone actually wearing a true classic t shirt when they promote them lol 😆 I wanna see shane in one to prove how "good" they are.

  • @cyclops5624
    @cyclops5624 Рік тому

    Exodus From The Alamo is a real eye opener of what really occurred at the Alamo.Shane would love it.

  • @DKDuchy
    @DKDuchy Рік тому +4

    1:08:50 has to be one of my new favorite moments

  • @nickof93
    @nickof93 Рік тому +3

    Dr. Adolf Sponge looking absolutely porous

  • @Taco_ocaT
    @Taco_ocaT Рік тому

    Bro I hope the add services pay you guys ALOT because you guys are the only ppl I'll sit and watch because of the giggles...aka laughs.