Salt life. He will never touch his wink again. If he’s smart he will do 25 push-ups when he’s horny. If he still is do 25 more. Eventually you’ll pass out- I did this freshman year and still have my college bench press record.
I love matt because of his ability to take a story about breathing at the gym and make it as interesting as a story about taking a private jet with Joe Rogan to a sit front row at a ufc fight in Vegas
Yeah me too, I’ve been going through some heavy shit in my life and it has been a gift from the divine that I just discovered the pod. Literally listening like 8 hrs a day and it is helping keep me alive and well. The laughter heals hard as fuck
word. except I have my dog with me. she loves mssp so we are pumped up. much love to everyone who loves this kinda stuff. and I hear them talking about lex and st rogies off the rip. anyways much love
I don't know they have a acquired taste, percs are like coochies, you enjoy them unless you're gay and you can't explain the taste just say it's pretty good. 😂
Blizzard of '93 was less fun for me... I was on a 5th grade trip to DC on an Amtrak that got delayed and we were told we couldn't use the bathroom. I shit my pants brutal day.
best part about the end of a binge is the massive, behavior-correcting shame that inevitably ensues. get better dawg. blow is empty calories for the soul!
stay with us a little longer, my guy. you might not be ready to kill your demons today, but you're strong enough to stick around until it's a fair fight. 💙 dudes rule
Today I took .5 of mushrooms , trying to go on a hike , on my way out the door I got in a fight with my mother , I then proceeded to shit my pants halfway through the hike . As I am getting back home and jumping in the shower , the DAWGZ rescued my soul from the darkness
King Theoden is easily my favorite character. He’s only in the second and third movies, not even a mention in Fellowship of the Ring. Quotable af and just a big bad dude. “A sword day. A red day. Ere the sun rises. Ride now. Ride now. Ride. Ride for ruin and the world’s ending.”
56:44 “WHEN HE SAID ET TU MATEH” I laughed hard and a piece of Buffalo chicken got caught in my throat so I (obviously) caught it up and it touched my nostril and now my whole face is red hot, comedy kills.
30:16 - 30:24 pure Matt wisdom. 1883 is the Yellowstone prequel and it’s SO GOOD!! A beautifully told story that ends with a bow on it at the end of one seasons worth of episodes. Don’t get better than that.
Frackin luv this, play a lil “Renegade” by the styx. And i will do this every episode until you acknowledge the beauty that is classic rock, which our dads forced upon us during chores.
I’ve been listen to old patron episodes and it’s so cool to see go from complaining about not being able to get paying gigs, because he’s white. To this.
I worked at a medical farm and dispensary in New Mexico before it went rec and we did the same. Sold substandard product to the most deserving customers, our elderly!
It's truly unbelievable the amount of times I've heard Matt say he's done with porn
Its a never ending battle lad
The shaman got you
LOL. Once a dawg, always a dawg
Salt life. He will never touch his wink again. If he’s smart he will do 25 push-ups when he’s horny. If he still is do 25 more. Eventually you’ll pass out- I did this freshman year and still have my college bench press record.
And then Shane saying it rules. That's a shirt.
Pretty much a bud light can talking to a weed nug.
This is an exceptional review 🇺🇸
*THIS*
thanks from abstaining from the hard R.
#progress
Man…that’s a beautiful analogy dawg.
Is it weird more of the fan of the weed nug now?
just took an 8th of shrooms, sitting on the top of a mountain alone and right when my cell service comes back, this drops…. dawgs 4 life
When the dawgs assemble, all is well.
I wish I doing what you are rn
Sick
Have a good trip mane
Stel nikcuf oooogggg tel eht seimoorhs hsaw revo ruoy luos
"fat son stuck" had me in tears
Time stampy?
@@snarkynader9400 13:00 it's some shit for sure, I had to stop making food
Keep it at 69 likes 👅 😜
Bro what is wrong with shane 😂😂
Me too lmfao
Every single week Matt proves to me he was born to sit in a room with Shane and be recorded
At my 10 yr olds soccer game listening to the dawgs..drinkin light beer in a thermos.. love these guys
Can't think of a better reason to neglect your children.
That sounds awesome, what's the score?
i knew u posted things
Go team
Legendary comment
Whenever that melancholy comes for me, the bro ship docks in the harbor. How great be our God?
It's dog spelled backwards for good reason, there is a divine purpose for all Dawgz.
dwag swag
Won't he will
Won’t He do it ⛪️
hearing spud and knowing hes there but not participating in the pod is straight up torture
Spud man is my fav character in the Gillis universe
😩
@@broesco10 the main character...
Same bro. I would honestly kill for a solo spud podcast lol.
@@phrissky5018 woahhhhhhhhhhh
3 guaranteed things in life death, taxes, and Matt saying he can’t watch porn anymore
I want to see McCusker get the guest spot on rogies so damn bad 😂
Rogies, the shaman and Theo Von
@@DampNicklas that would be dope, but we need a solo rogies ep before anything.
St Rogies, Big Kahuna, and McCusker 👌👌👌
Yes bro why has this not happened
Never going to happen. Guys boring as fuck.
I love matt because of his ability to take a story about breathing at the gym and make it as interesting as a story about taking a private jet with Joe Rogan to a sit front row at a ufc fight in Vegas
He needs to get on theo pronto
@@malavadofilms yeah it annoys me that he hasn't been on rogies
@@kifrvmeproductions334 right he is the perfect fit for a Rogan podcast. I mean he lives in austin now so it may happen
These bros have the best chemistry. Been listening to the dawgz for a couple of weeks now and it’s easily become my favorite podcast.
Yeah me too, I’ve been going through some heavy shit in my life and it has been a gift from the divine that I just discovered the pod. Literally listening like 8 hrs a day and it is helping keep me alive and well. The laughter heals hard as fuck
@@invntiv Hope you’re doing well, dawg
@@jarnold1789 thanks broski. All is well now, got through the bullshit and thriving hard as fuck. Much love
@@invntiv Glad to hear it. Be well and keep thriving, my dawg
Matt is such a dad with the shirt tucked in his jeans wearing a belt.
✊🏿Black Conservative ✊🏿
@@slidethedoss239 😂lol
Just looks better
I bet he's wearing those white dad Nikes, covered in fresh cut grass.
@@jeremyweems4916 theyre called monarchs
The sudden spud cameo just gave me so much joy!!!
🇺🇸DEFEND SPUD🇺🇸
@@slidethedoss239 your prof name is just perfection, doss has been slid🦾
Shane, you were the highlight of Kill Tony and it was a legendary guest appearance
Who are you to say what's legendary? Where you at Verdun?!
The Gallipoli reference he did on KT had me in fucking teaaaars yo 🤙🏽
@@FrostyJokerr I've quoted that to my gf 3 times since we watched that. Legendary
Really was my fave guest to date. then Rogaine came and ruined the flow🤣
@@PahaPoniesSpanishMustangs WOOOOOOOOO!!!
Son stuck in the recliner is the funniest damn thing I've heard in months
Thinking to yourself "wow, maybe I've overcome my anxiety" before the shit kicks in is the worst stoner omen
Matt CLEARLY positioning himself to sell MSSP weed 😂
I don't smoke weed anymore but I'd purchase it and display it prominently in my home.
@@jumperhighpd atta boy
He won't be pushing that trim.
Private jet. The young bull has come a long way. Kudos to you both. Well deserved!!
Excited to sit in an empty room and listen to this new record
lol same
How is it empty when you are in it
word. except I have my dog with me. she loves mssp so we are pumped up. much love to everyone who loves this kinda stuff. and I hear them talking about lex and st rogies off the rip. anyways much love
@@oldirtyronin coming through with the big thoughts 🤯
@@oldirtyronin damn
Dropping a weekend cast minutes before ND kicks off! Sigma move!!
We finally got a win!!!
Matt smoking live resin casually on the pod. Legend.
Vaping and small hits off a cartridge my guy
He had an acute attack of his medical condition and needed his medication
Lol not that serious anymore
Shane has powerful legs, like an albino centaur
"I captivated the guy, that captivated a thousand guys" -Dwight Schrute
-Matt McCusker
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Perc 30s are definitely sweet af 🍭
Chill chill chill
Never tried em but they r 1000% sweet sweet num num 🍬
I don't know they have a acquired taste, percs are like coochies, you enjoy them unless you're gay and you can't explain the taste just say it's pretty good. 😂
So smooth up my nose hummahummm
1 and a half years old “if I’m fine she’s fine”😂😂😂😂😂 Killed me
Who ever makes these intros is a fucking legend
The superstar Shawn Gardini I believe. This intro was especially goated. BTFO royalfags
I’m trying to find the music to the intro
Sick ass intro jeah
@@topgunskrill1392just google it and itll show up its a will smith song
Any luck? @@topgunskrill1392
Blizzard of '93 was less fun for me... I was on a 5th grade trip to DC on an Amtrak that got delayed and we were told we couldn't use the bathroom. I shit my pants brutal day.
Shane absolutely KILLED at Red Rocks, it was fucking awesome dawgz!
Coming down off a coke binge in my sober living. Suicidal thoughts running strong. I need my dawgs
best part about the end of a binge is the massive, behavior-correcting shame that inevitably ensues. get better dawg. blow is empty calories for the soul!
Switch to fetty like a real dawg
Stay strong
stay with us a little longer, my guy. you might not be ready to kill your demons today, but you're strong enough to stick around until it's a fair fight. 💙 dudes rule
The way he just tries to hand Shane every vape is perfect
Blessed be this day for the dawgz have released this episode upon us!
Perks have ruined my lofe multiple times and that's because they're sweet as hell
Today I took .5 of mushrooms , trying to go on a hike , on my way out the door I got in a fight with my mother , I then proceeded to shit my pants halfway through the hike . As I am getting back home and jumping in the shower , the DAWGZ rescued my soul from the darkness
if you did .5 of mushrooms you might as well not even mention it. gay
Damn dude hope you had wet wipes or TP
@@xIIxGOBLINxIIx you’re so cool dude
@@xIIxGOBLINxIIx evil hippy trying to psychedelic shame?! That’s just nasty. How deplorable.
Micro doses are where it's at
You know the universe is aligned when the dawgs bless you with a special Saturday birthday gem.
There is no better podcast intro then the ones here. The level of hype created immediately is immense
Warmode intros
@@BlankCheck-kr5ut you could be right. I haven't subscribed to warmode.
@@XXGhostX15 not Shrek1
LOL.. picturing shane listening to lex and joe ..discuss they're stem cell-created clones, in space.
"I'm working on a top secret program bro"....the shit Matt says is wild
Matt is still a WILD MAN! Bricked up on Bull Test!
King Theoden is easily my favorite character. He’s only in the second and third movies, not even a mention in Fellowship of the Ring. Quotable af and just a big bad dude.
“A sword day. A red day. Ere the sun rises. Ride now. Ride now. Ride. Ride for ruin and the world’s ending.”
Appreciate the dawgs for putting me on eastbound n down, the ending is prolly my favorite series finale of all time. Kenny got my ass real good
Gilli hitting the PJs, Dawgs on top!
That pun's pretty sick
I'm in South Africa, sitting in pitch black darkness due to power outages. My dawgs bring light into my life though. How great is our God!
56:44 “WHEN HE SAID ET TU MATEH” I laughed hard and a piece of Buffalo chicken got caught in my throat so I (obviously) caught it up and it touched my nostril and now my whole face is red hot, comedy kills.
Just woke up at 11:30 am, brewing some Joe, finna smoke this Gary Payton. Bless the DAWGZ
It's funny how I was just as enthralled by Matt's sexual weight lifting story as Shane's jet plane/Vegas story.
“Son I’m stuck in the recliner” could be a whole bit
We need a MSSP 4 part “bible” series w Louie
spud on 3rd mic is actually quite a solid setup
I love how Matt just has Buck Cherry knowledge on deck
Dawg bless. Appreciating the intro as an irishman.
Lmao Gilly and Keeves should do a horror/comedy sketch where Shane finds out Phil’s been tuggin at it to his grad photos.
Shrooms kicked in just at the right time God bless the dawgz
had a brutal breakup. this is more than a headlight in a tunnel....it is light. thank-you
Gay. Get through it mang
@@ihavegivenup2887 bro this isn't a cumtown comment section - boys gotta be there for their dawgz
Shane singing buck cherry needs to be a ringtone 😂
THE D.A.W.G.Z. man, what a time to be alive, the Shamans words are like beefed up legs to my ears. Pure heaven.
The old lady who made the stake through the heart and garlic round her neck comment was talking about Margaret Thatcher not the Queen
Having Spudman behind the camera with the goons is pretty sweet- every pod needs spud behind the cams
all hail the dawgz for they have blessed us with a weekend cast amen
Shane God’s tales about his quest at sin valley and hippietopia are hilarious 😂 Matt’s funny herb story about the hippie trap is grimmy 😂
Just got off pulling 72 hours at work this week.. the heini’s are cold and the cast is here.. all praise ALLAH!
I love these pods that really follow Shane's journey to the top
Shane is mutating and fusing with the brown leather couch at this point
So glad that Shane is finally coming up!
About time!
Saturday's are for the DAWGS
The Gardini ad read is masterful.
Shane is getting in shape man, dam muscular af here. He will be positing about his cheat weeks soon.
That wave of anxiety is always present at the beginning of a Mushroom experience, it's a cortisol spike that's associated with the come up
eastbound and down is the best show ever lol facts. Made me go back and rewatch it and I can agree
Shane absolutely nailed it 🤣🤣🤣 Matt truly is Randy Marsh
Spud mode dropping gems off screen.
Shane and Matt have such a great friendship. They have inside joke nobody else knows. And their Philly accents make it 50% better . Lol
Shane talking about Khamzat was hilarious 😂
30:16 - 30:24 pure Matt wisdom. 1883 is the Yellowstone prequel and it’s SO GOOD!! A beautifully told story that ends with a bow on it at the end of one seasons worth of episodes. Don’t get better than that.
This cast was sweeeeeeet 🤙
It's always a pleasant surprise when the Spud man reveals himself.
I was looking for that herped out lip every time I saw Shane cage side on TV
Opportune time to grow the stache & flavor saver.
Old 70s gay porn trick.
“I knew it was trim right away. I said boys put that down right now.” Lmao. The shaman looking after his dawgz
on a saturday? damn boys it’s gameday!
Game on, volume down, dawgs up
As long as you don't do them enough to start casually robbing your grandma, percs definitely are sweet.
Hot cast alert 🚨 ❣️
Frackin luv this, play a lil “Renegade” by the styx. And i will do this every episode until you acknowledge the beauty that is classic rock, which our dads forced upon us during chores.
I’ve been flying through the Old Testament. It’s so fkin funny
Shane and Matt's humor is definitely the balancer after binging on Tim dillion and Joey diaz lol
Spuds the secret guest! Wooooh warmode!
I've been rewatching Reno 911 and it's amazing how much Matt sounds like the dude in the bullet proof vest lmao
I’ve been listen to old patron episodes and it’s so cool to see go from complaining about not being able to get paying gigs, because he’s white.
To this.
For anyone thinking they're missing out - this is exactly what people see when they pay for a membership + also get ads.
A Saturday episode? Ring the bell, slops on boys! SQUEEEE SQUEEEE
I worked at a medical farm and dispensary in New Mexico before it went rec and we did the same. Sold substandard product to the most deserving customers, our elderly!
11:20 Matt is an intellectual. Wear less armor and move faster
FINALLY someone says Wilco sucks 😂😂😂
these guys make me laugh so much!
I replay the casts over and over. It will never get old
@@jumperhighpd the balance between intelligent observations and goofy jokes is perfect
This is the only podcast I listen to & I don’t fast forward through the ads.
PA and MD medical weed corporations suck.
i love these two dudes so much man. ignore the photo tho u know. Matt you are hilarious brother lmao
Odd to see a primetime comedy podcast dropping on a Saturday.
Saturday Afternoon Live
@@DTTWOPP 😂🤘
You sound like a redditeur
ran thru the old testament again recently and it’s beautiful both how much they progressed and still stayed the same too 😂😂
Spud blessing the parish from off camera✝️
what show where they talking about @29:00?
Is it letter Kenny?