A Friend Gets in Trouble with Our Military Tour Guide in North Korea

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  • @gissursteinn5158
    @gissursteinn5158 3 роки тому +8746

    Tour Guide: “And right over here we have a firing squad for Andre”

    • @GustavoRodriguez-cv5qw
      @GustavoRodriguez-cv5qw 3 роки тому +66

      That would be fun

    • @andrewkim7700
      @andrewkim7700 3 роки тому +51

      possibly the greatest profile picture of all time

    • @palman8480
      @palman8480 3 роки тому +9

      @@andrewkim7700 and most losing one too

    • @dirtypete7744
      @dirtypete7744 3 роки тому +1

      @@andrewkim7700 what is the profile pic of I have seen it countless times but don't know what to search for context

    • @BMWS1000RRR
      @BMWS1000RRR 3 роки тому +11

      This comment section is gold.

  • @RIPdixiecarter
    @RIPdixiecarter 6 років тому +34211

    Not the brightest idea screwing around in a country you're still technically at war with in a museum dedicated to that war.

    • @lmaothewolf2426
      @lmaothewolf2426 4 роки тому +290

      Rip lemmy 😞🤘

    • @GreenFoxLuama
      @GreenFoxLuama 4 роки тому +358

      @@gubadagoober , then you'll be totally fine. I'm from Vietnam and they open tours to North Korea like normal ones.

    • @GreenFoxLuama
      @GreenFoxLuama 4 роки тому +133

      @@byromjoseph5898 I called myself "Zwie", a different way to spell my actual name, cause foreigners can't pronounce it.
      I added the word "Failure" in my username because I have a lot of failed dreams, my parents wanted me to become someone I'm not, plus, I always procrastinate stuff and I hardly accomplish my hobbies ( drawing, etc. )
      I've watched many videos from people who went to North Korea, they'd took the tourists to factories and kindergartens, to show them how North Korea is thriving.
      Both DPRK and Vietnamese propaganda posters use similar words and motto phrases, 'cause two languages are both Sino languages.
      E.g : "Citizens and Party Members, with one same heart, we shall defeat all difficulties, imperialists and make our glorious nation greater !"
      * Edit 3 years later: My God, I hate this pathetic self-pity reply I made in my late high school year, I was very cringey and lonely back then so I vented to any stranger I could. Please ignore any reply I made in this thread.

    • @matthewearlywine5535
      @matthewearlywine5535 4 роки тому +22

      Nothing to worry about if you use common sense and keep in line

    • @matthewearlywine5535
      @matthewearlywine5535 4 роки тому +54

      Massachusetts Mapping 2020 most of what you mentioned is common knowledge. If you were paranoid then you definitely shouldn’t go over. If you do your research you would know what to do and not to do. They love when westerners and Americans come over. State media makes it out like even the “American Bastards” want to pay their respects to their “great leader”. They want westerners to go back home to tell everyone that North Korea is thriving in its “Juche” philosophy and they don’t need outside help. Trust me. MANY Americans have visted DPRK through Chinese travel agencies until US forced them to stop taking Americans. None of them were harmed until somebody thought it was smart to take a propaganda poster.

  • @h4rder10
    @h4rder10 3 роки тому +17012

    now andre's skeleton is part of the museum.

    • @Airland_combat
      @Airland_combat 3 роки тому +205

      That was a great dark humor joke 😂😂😂

    • @ItsToXxy
      @ItsToXxy 3 роки тому +53

      Lmao 💀

    • @arya31ful
      @arya31ful 3 роки тому +243

      "And this here is skeleton of a coward that tried to run away from our brave soldiers."

    • @KEESWAY
      @KEESWAY 3 роки тому +23

      This shouldn’t be funny 🤦🏽‍♀️🤣

    • @reddzjagulus756
      @reddzjagulus756 3 роки тому +9

      @@arya31ful 💀

  • @anourtine6204
    @anourtine6204 2 роки тому +2070

    Andre: “But I want to see the REAL North Korea.”
    Tour Guide: “OK, how about 20 years of hard labor, Matt?”

    • @zagreus5773
      @zagreus5773 Рік тому +15

      "Wait, that's not what I meant."

    • @aaaaaa-hh8cq
      @aaaaaa-hh8cq Рік тому +9

      or brain damage because you brought down a Kimmy joong jingo poster 😂

    • @armaletalia3254
      @armaletalia3254 Рік тому +37

      Andre: "Andre...my name is Andre".
      Tour Guide: "Was".

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones Рік тому +1

      ​@@zagreus5773"oh Well"

    • @spideyguy1389
      @spideyguy1389 Рік тому

      @@oz_jones i dont get it... why people are saying Matt?? Am I missing something??

  • @RomanZerstoren
    @RomanZerstoren 3 роки тому +12690

    - Can I have your name please?
    - My name? Andre.
    - 15 years of hard labor, Andre.

  • @iwannabethenumberone
    @iwannabethenumberone 7 років тому +8570

    This was the last time Andre's relatives had a chance to see him

    • @quickpickle
      @quickpickle 7 років тому +26

      loool

    • @JBMSTRIKER71
      @JBMSTRIKER71 7 років тому +8

      quentin b Haha you got me laughin

    • @thefallenangel8440
      @thefallenangel8440 7 років тому +4

      Class i was in stitches

    • @Adamz678
      @Adamz678 7 років тому +39

      It's hard to tell with asian faces, to me they look like they're either neutral or about to orgasm when they show any kind of expression. lol

    • @youknowwhoisit6833
      @youknowwhoisit6833 6 років тому +2

      Winters Dream I

  • @AlxzAlec
    @AlxzAlec 3 роки тому +10287

    They got mad at him for walking away but didn’t care when you stayed there to record the submarine

    • @sebby324
      @sebby324 3 роки тому +99

      Submarine

    • @yurivillanueva9337
      @yurivillanueva9337 3 роки тому +169

      PT boat

    • @gabrieljanisse9573
      @gabrieljanisse9573 3 роки тому +234

      funny thing is that isnt even a submarine lmao

    • @DBT1007
      @DBT1007 3 роки тому +86

      @@gabrieljanisse9573 it's a submarine. The small submarine. Got modified a bit so it looks like it recently came out from underwater there.

    • @gabrieljanisse9573
      @gabrieljanisse9573 3 роки тому +334

      @@DBT1007 nope it's a soviet G-5 torpedo boat, they are not submersible

  • @ncmariofan3605
    @ncmariofan3605 Рік тому +249

    My (possible) condolences goes to the family of Andre and the tour guide

  • @PintOfAntMiguel
    @PintOfAntMiguel 4 роки тому +16600

    Tour guide: “can I have a name please?”
    Andre: “my name? Andre”
    Tour guide: *”M A T T”*

    •  4 роки тому +27

      How am I the only one who liked this? This is pretty funny

    • @seferino
      @seferino 4 роки тому +521

      A n d r e.

    • @dogidogkoc
      @dogidogkoc 4 роки тому +31

      hahahhahahahaa 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @vmb371
      @vmb371 4 роки тому +132

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
      A N D R E
      ...😑😑😑MATT

    • @onlyloserswearfacemasks6845
      @onlyloserswearfacemasks6845 4 роки тому +95

      How does North Korean brain work?..

  • @ralbert7885
    @ralbert7885 3 роки тому +21437

    While these tourist act like kids snickering at the teacher, they don't realize they may be putting their tour guide in real danger. She is a prisoner trying to survive.

    • @burritolopr
      @burritolopr 3 роки тому +879

      She is just a tour guide doing her job

    • @rosewater1862
      @rosewater1862 3 роки тому +3129

      @@burritolopr She didn't choose to be there

    • @caboose.20
      @caboose.20 3 роки тому +559

      Oh and I'm sure you know the entire North Korean code of laws? Stop generalizing, you pretentious dickhead.

    • @nnnyel
      @nnnyel 3 роки тому +1441

      @@rosewater1862 most people didn't choose to be where they are now. Having a choice is really something only a really small percentage of the population have.

    • @Stinger1577
      @Stinger1577 3 роки тому +1244

      @@caboose.20 Praying this is sarcasm

  • @alextraordinary5294
    @alextraordinary5294 6 років тому +9331

    Legends says Andre is still in North Korea

  • @MartyMcFlyer
    @MartyMcFlyer 2 роки тому +1588

    I've been to NK, and it's the tour guides (or more specially your tour minders) get the blame if their group steps out of line or behaves inappropriately or disrespectfully. You're not on a tour of the Louvre. Behave appropriately and you get to see a whole lot more. Act up and you're on the next plane to Beijing. As happened to one German member of our group who was a complete pain in the ass and thought the whole thing was one big joke. The NK's don't see it that way. And they are not known for their relaxed sense of humour.

    • @steveurso4203
      @steveurso4203 2 роки тому

      Fuck em . Anyone should be able to take 5 steps to read a sign

    • @aaaduccs6667
      @aaaduccs6667 Рік тому +104

      Right? I don’t understand or see how it’s funny to act disrespectfully

    • @brucekilby9957
      @brucekilby9957 Рік тому +26

      Because some of the so called Adults in a group are being annoying and painful. Their Guide is so call,but like to call them capitalists idiot,a least one 12yo. Have Resept in another country when it's their first trip to both of the Korea's.🇰🇵🇰🇷

    • @ogyrfiwargf
      @ogyrfiwargf Рік тому

      if i wer to go to NK i woud fart directly into kim Jon uns face like that : pffffrrtttt pfrrrrrt pfrt pfrt PFRRRT u gonna act up again??11 PFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!!!!

    • @hectorbalmaseda7690
      @hectorbalmaseda7690 Рік тому

      this is bc Germans have that carved in his DNA since Stalingrad : no problem is you finish in a concentration camp, are only holidays.

  • @keathgraham2742
    @keathgraham2742 3 роки тому +23332

    I want to see a USA Karen go up against a North Korean tour guide.

    • @taurangasurf
      @taurangasurf 3 роки тому +3555

      Karen: ....I want to speak to the manager....
      Guide: We shot him yesterday....

    • @jodofe4879
      @jodofe4879 3 роки тому +1166

      @@taurangasurf Guide: But if you are insisting, then I can arrange for you to be sent to him...

    • @roywayne5025
      @roywayne5025 3 роки тому +450

      @@jodofe4879 yes I insist now!
      I want to see your manager now!

    • @vsarge8762
      @vsarge8762 3 роки тому +263

      that would be some end of the WORLD crazy kinda shit dammmnn

    • @TheRodriSosa
      @TheRodriSosa 3 роки тому +84

      Or if Biden and Kim Jong Un and even Putin where 3 Karen's instead, I'm really sure the nuclear war would star immediately

  • @HRHooChicken
    @HRHooChicken 3 роки тому +12566

    If that's how irritating he is in North Korea, imagine him on a normal holiday

    • @JoeSki253
      @JoeSki253 3 роки тому +93

      😂😂😂😂

    • @flightmasterr231
      @flightmasterr231 3 роки тому +216

      That's true though

    • @user-yo8ab1ys9e
      @user-yo8ab1ys9e 3 роки тому +84

      Didn’t think of that lol

    • @lecapetien3223
      @lecapetien3223 3 роки тому +395

      typical anglo-saxon behaviour in other parts of the world

    • @HRHooChicken
      @HRHooChicken 3 роки тому +207

      @@IARRCSim I'd be so pissed if i spent £000s on a trip to one of the most curious places on Earth only for some hyperactive yanks prancing around to ruin it.

  • @vishrut1000
    @vishrut1000 3 роки тому +7264

    My friend and I went to North Korea. He liked the tour guide and I encouraged him to talk to her.
    I miss him sometimes…

    • @Oddie99000
      @Oddie99000 3 роки тому +356

      Ooooo

    • @lostliberty9913
      @lostliberty9913 3 роки тому +189

      Someones in trouble! Im guessing he got detention and extra homework! 😂

    • @shenone3285
      @shenone3285 3 роки тому +273

      No horni! 20 years in the fields!

    • @ducksparrowmybel8night430
      @ducksparrowmybel8night430 3 роки тому +217

      Maybe she liked him back and decided to kidnap him so they could be together real romantic like. Was that what happened?

    • @lostliberty9913
      @lostliberty9913 3 роки тому +30

      @@ducksparrowmybel8night430 Someone doesn’t want to work in the fields!

  • @whiteobama3032
    @whiteobama3032 11 місяців тому +137

    That "can I have your name please" was one of the most menacing thing I've heard, knowing how easy it is to get in trouble in NK

    • @chairmanlmao4482
      @chairmanlmao4482 4 місяці тому

      Right? My heart would've dropped into my scrotum if I was that guy hearing that

  • @walidamin1804
    @walidamin1804 3 роки тому +6986

    "Can I have a name?"
    "Andre"
    "Ok Matt, you're going to Gulag"

    • @jamessmith9622
      @jamessmith9622 3 роки тому +107

      Dude tried to lie about his name

    • @KINGMAC355
      @KINGMAC355 3 роки тому +25

      That was pretty funny😂

    • @nexus8516
      @nexus8516 3 роки тому +22

      @@jamessmith9622 wdym she tried to lie about his name lol

    • @jamessmith9622
      @jamessmith9622 3 роки тому +85

      @@nexus8516 he tried. They already knew his name from a list I suppose. That's what she corrected him with Matt when he said Andre.

    • @thedoomslayer6836
      @thedoomslayer6836 3 роки тому +18

      Gulags were Russian, fuck up here, your getting executed at a sports game

  • @Canttrustit44
    @Canttrustit44 4 роки тому +4325

    when she said can I have your name please, the hair on my arms stood up.

    • @gabrielesolletico518
      @gabrielesolletico518 4 роки тому +41

      Yes, mee too! Ehy, I was born in 1982, I'm a millennial too!

    • @Kanoshe
      @Kanoshe 3 роки тому +5

      why?

    • @jeffreyli7421
      @jeffreyli7421 3 роки тому +161

      @@Kanoshe because they’re in North Korea

    • @iama2509
      @iama2509 3 роки тому +44

      He only walked a few feet away, I'm still confused as to what he did wrong?

    • @bryanmavis8771
      @bryanmavis8771 3 роки тому +210

      @@iama2509 keep in mind that it's North Korea.
      You're not supposed to stray from the tour guide. If you act even slightly rebellious, you can get in trouble.

  • @jourecqua
    @jourecqua 3 роки тому +3460

    Despite seeing and filming andre's situation, , the cameraman stays behind of the group and continue filming alone. 🤔

    • @omgorangelollipop8184
      @omgorangelollipop8184 3 роки тому +156

      They tortured Otto Warmbier over a year for taking a poster. Actually killed him from torture

    • @kaiznpl
      @kaiznpl 3 роки тому +25

      @@omgorangelollipop8184 Now it’s time for cameramen and Andre. As long and as many as it needs to be done before everyone will understand what the discipline means. I like it. I remember the times from my childhood in communism when the teachers have the right to beat you and punish you with soft tortures.

    • @kaiznpl
      @kaiznpl 3 роки тому +6

      @Rip Tide That’s right comrade. Freedom is not for idiots.

    • @timi_turnaj7623
      @timi_turnaj7623 3 роки тому +64

      Yeah plus the loud giggling in between while she was clearly annoyed

    • @hill1629
      @hill1629 3 роки тому +41

      @@kaiznpl ur such a psycho man.

  • @user-wg3wj6ur9z
    @user-wg3wj6ur9z Рік тому +36

    "The next stop on the tour is the Anti-Aircraft guns we have on display.....Sir could you please stand against the wall and make sure you have your feet on the markers on the ground, thank you!"

  • @mrgreatauk
    @mrgreatauk 3 роки тому +7386

    Later that evening Andre decided to go home early, and left for the airport without telling any of the other members of the tour group. According to a note he later sent to his parents he decided to continue travelling round the world, and would not be coming home for some time. This it the last known footage of Andre before he began his world tour.

    • @comradeleppi2000
      @comradeleppi2000 3 роки тому +35

      Lol what

    • @SaahilShaikh
      @SaahilShaikh 3 роки тому +15

      Really?

    • @__vx3
      @__vx3 3 роки тому +711

      @@SaahilShaikh No, not really. OP is making a joke about what normally happens to people who fuck around in North Korea. They usually don't make it home.

    • @paulhk2727
      @paulhk2727 3 роки тому +14

      @@comradeleppi2000 Lost

    • @paulhk2727
      @paulhk2727 3 роки тому +8

      @@SaahilShaikh Lost

  • @patmagroin4638
    @patmagroin4638 3 роки тому +1901

    "Ok group, we have a new activity for you to watch, we are now going to shoot Andre with this American tank we have"

  • @AriannaEuryaleMusic
    @AriannaEuryaleMusic 3 роки тому +3166

    "Can I have your name?"
    - Andre
    " We will send condolences to your family"

    • @ClarkeMarek
      @ClarkeMarek 3 роки тому +15

      Well, that's better than China. Once upon a time, your family got a bill of reimbursement for the bullet.

    • @ViralIndianTV
      @ViralIndianTV 3 роки тому +14

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @vodkavodka8903
      @vodkavodka8903 3 роки тому +6

      King -dragon- kim sends his regards

    • @milkdrinker117
      @milkdrinker117 3 роки тому

      @@ClarkeMarek really?

    • @ClarkeMarek
      @ClarkeMarek 2 роки тому +1

      @@milkdrinker117 Yep. So I heard, anyways.

  • @Tsagia
    @Tsagia Рік тому +30

    -Now we'll see the tanks.
    *tries to see the tanks*
    -What are you doing? That's it,we're leaving.

  • @IIIVI
    @IIIVI 3 роки тому +4671

    "Can I have a name, please?"
    "Shake"
    "Shake?"
    "Shake ya booty"
    *20 years hard labor*

    • @RIFLQ
      @RIFLQ 3 роки тому +131

      *-20 social credit score*

    • @Gumbocinno
      @Gumbocinno 3 роки тому +57

      Don't think it'd be the labor that's hard 😏

    • @zackyraufiddin4969
      @zackyraufiddin4969 3 роки тому +13

      @@RIFLQ does social credit even apply in NK?

    • @rossblace899
      @rossblace899 3 роки тому +35

      @@zackyraufiddin4969 not really since you already have to worship the leader if not you ded

    • @dyn2425
      @dyn2425 3 роки тому +39

      For such a bad joke it should be a firing squad

  • @mml5808
    @mml5808 4 роки тому +1530

    “No Andre, would you please follow me over to these nice men that are holding their guns standing in a line, and just stand on the spot there in front of them, thanksss”

    • @WorldwideJamal
      @WorldwideJamal 4 роки тому +12

      This gave me a good laugh

    • @DonCrafts1
      @DonCrafts1 3 роки тому +30

      "What? A firing squad? Nah, they are just nice men, ready to take a picture with you..."

    • @youcefkerv9811
      @youcefkerv9811 3 роки тому +2

      Hahaha underrated comment

    • @commonman6382
      @commonman6382 3 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂🤣🤪🤪

    • @Br4m76
      @Br4m76 3 роки тому +1

      bruh

  • @dicio4001
    @dicio4001 8 років тому +3723

    "Whats your name?" "Andre? Ok" "And your family came with you right Andre? What hotel?" "Tell me Andre, do you prefer logging or stonework?" xD

    • @tazman6354
      @tazman6354 8 років тому +29

      lol

    • @pejapl13
      @pejapl13 8 років тому +13

      lolololololol hahahahaha this shit mate my day, I'm screenshoting this hahahahahahaha
      thank you lololol

    • @pejapl13
      @pejapl13 8 років тому +61

      This is why I love reading comments, you never know what you'll read sometimes it's just arguments but sometime shit get so funny you can't stop laughing

    • @richardmorgan761
      @richardmorgan761 8 років тому +4

      :)

    • @mardi_cambodia51
      @mardi_cambodia51 8 років тому +4

      just send me to concentrated camp .horaaay

  • @limuney9874
    @limuney9874 Рік тому +29

    When you enter a country you have to understand it's laws.

  • @blah979
    @blah979 4 роки тому +1280

    They are all joking but at that moment it's pretty much up to her if he leaves NK or not.

    • @empirikal09
      @empirikal09 3 роки тому +98

      This idiot loved North Korea's history so much he wanted to stay for all eternity.

    • @thomasbummer4361
      @thomasbummer4361 3 роки тому +86

      and its up to him if he slaps her butt at 0:36

    • @Jack1994hoo
      @Jack1994hoo 3 роки тому +118

      @@thomasbummer4361 if he wants to be publicly executed

    • @thomasbummer4361
      @thomasbummer4361 3 роки тому +30

      @@Jack1994hoo still worth it

    • @MrYabber
      @MrYabber 3 роки тому +13

      @@empirikal09 Fr imagine going to a country that hates us. Lmao what an idiot!

  • @mchlbk
    @mchlbk 5 років тому +9154

    When you're a guest: Behave.

    • @aliquandoinsanireiucundume9017
      @aliquandoinsanireiucundume9017 4 роки тому +155

      Precisely.

    • @CytotoxinK
      @CytotoxinK 4 роки тому +358

      He didn't do anything; just walk a bit closer to get a better look at the tank.

    • @mansanhg
      @mansanhg 4 роки тому +311

      @@CytotoxinK Behave. POINT. Why is it so hard to understand?

    • @angelolagrutta4679
      @angelolagrutta4679 4 роки тому +17

      You’re not a guest

    • @captainstag8189
      @captainstag8189 4 роки тому +26

      @@PpAirO5 we are talking about North Korea don't bring your religion shit in this

  • @MrJetFormation
    @MrJetFormation 3 роки тому +5544

    This isn't really a "oooooooo" situation. It's more of a "i hope you don't get executed" situation. I wouldn't even fuck around with jokes

    • @anormalperson1188
      @anormalperson1188 3 роки тому +47

      @Southern Productions execution go brrrr

    • @lucas5893
      @lucas5893 3 роки тому +75

      She was super cool about it. The U.S media tells a bunch of lies to dehumanize North Koreans. You can't joke, you can't laugh, you can't have a different haircut. All lies.

    • @MrJetFormation
      @MrJetFormation 3 роки тому +478

      @@lucas5893 that's not a lie at all including I myself am a huge advocate for the liberation of north korea and have been to actually seminars with escaped north korean people. They have been executed for much less there. Yeonmi park and Shin Dong hyuk would both disagree with. Otto Warmbier was killed for taking a poster you think that regime is nice. If it's so nice then why do they kill people who tried to escape.

    • @Imapancake22
      @Imapancake22 3 роки тому +175

      Nah this is more of a "the tour guide will probobly be punished for this let's not screw arround" situation

    • @joshblocker9653
      @joshblocker9653 3 роки тому +33

      Especially when she is announcing his name after asking him not something I would play with look what they did to that poor guy that took there poster down he was a vegetable and died after he finally came home

  • @JennRazo
    @JennRazo Рік тому +9

    This entire tour group behaves no better than small children. Shameful.

  • @DixiePokerAce
    @DixiePokerAce 4 роки тому +4826

    Why would he do this? Does he realize that he could probably get the tour guide in lots of trouble? What a jerk!! The woman is probably afraid for her life.

    • @averagesionenjoyer8948
      @averagesionenjoyer8948 4 роки тому +696

      WTF HE TOOK 5 STEPS FORM HER JUST TO LOOK AT A TANK THAT SHE IS LITERALLY TALKING ABOUT AND THERE IS LITERALLY AN OTHE GUY STANDING THERE AFTER A FEW SECONDS

    • @Bob31415
      @Bob31415 4 роки тому +375

      @@averagesionenjoyer8948 Exactly. This whole thing is ridiculous. He doesn't even have a camera.

    • @jm-lj2dn
      @jm-lj2dn 4 роки тому +291

      @@averagesionenjoyer8948 this is north korea they the law on that country is very strict he might get himself in trouble for doing that

    • @colty7764
      @colty7764 4 роки тому +121

      they act like pre teen children

    • @osasunaitor
      @osasunaitor 4 роки тому +250

      @@colty7764 all children are pre-teen

  • @GaelicCelt1990
    @GaelicCelt1990 3 роки тому +2039

    "Can I have your name, please?"
    "Don't tell her, Andre"

    • @aomine8450
      @aomine8450 3 роки тому +6

      Lmfao

    • @kregchapman6981
      @kregchapman6981 3 роки тому +29

      He should have told her his name is "Long Duck Dong" and he's looking for grandpa's "Automobile"

    • @Release-Topic-b4d
      @Release-Topic-b4d 3 роки тому +34

      "I can't tell my name , but I can tell by your hands that you are suffering from LIGMA..."

    • @Elizabethvelasquez9321
      @Elizabethvelasquez9321 3 роки тому +11

      @@Release-Topic-b4d Nah. The only people that suffer from that are Sugondese.

    • @euberosaure7409
      @euberosaure7409 3 роки тому +5

      @@Elizabethvelasquez9321
      Yeah, my good friend Candice is Sugondese. Truly a horid disease.

  • @icspps
    @icspps 3 роки тому +2053

    Imagine his name was actually Matt, and she was calling him out for giving Andre as a fake name to her. Thatd be terrifying.

    • @jamessmith9622
      @jamessmith9622 3 роки тому +143

      I think that's what was happening. Like they know all their information. And they tried to be slick not taking seriously where they were. No reason she would say Matt after he said Andre, sounds nothing alike.

    • @Merhelia
      @Merhelia 3 роки тому +2

      @@jamessmith9622 Yup

    • @ABoxIsMyHome
      @ABoxIsMyHome 3 роки тому +8

      @@Merhelia uh, no lol.his friend said Andre and his name is Andre okay waaaaay to conspiracist

    • @Merhelia
      @Merhelia 3 роки тому +32

      @@ABoxIsMyHome Yea but it sounded like she said Matt like she knew and when he said Andre it looked like she was like “okay well that’s bs but imma leave it there”. No conspiracy here, if you look in the other comments you’ll see that many people think the same thing m8. That’s all.

    • @sealard2279
      @sealard2279 3 роки тому +8

      It could’ve been a North Korean version of “hmm?” Or “what?”

  • @cherylsemrau7100
    @cherylsemrau7100 Рік тому +5

    It doesn't matter the country always be respectful.

    • @moreme40
      @moreme40 Рік тому +2

      Unless of course the USA

    • @ZaMonolith1986
      @ZaMonolith1986 Рік тому

      how was he not being respectful?
      He wasnt done looking at the tanks.

  • @chrischimera
    @chrischimera 8 років тому +2142

    Andre was about to get a laser beam pointed at his head if he kept walking away lol

    • @beyondthestars4299
      @beyondthestars4299 8 років тому +5

      didn't understand what he did?

    • @zenozama5798
      @zenozama5798 8 років тому +29

      Beyond The Stars he wandered away of the group

    • @beyondthestars4299
      @beyondthestars4299 8 років тому +3

      bruce leee so? is that a problem

    • @chrischimera
      @chrischimera 8 років тому +14

      Damn take a joke people, I was being sarcastic obviously it went over some of your heads.

    • @shipwreck9146
      @shipwreck9146 8 років тому +24

      Yeah, seriously, learn to take a joke... Obviously the DPRK doesn't even have lasers.

  • @lmlmd2714
    @lmlmd2714 5 років тому +1720

    They say that Andre can still be found in the back room at the museum, spending the countless days of his sentence on the static bicycle that powers the exhibit lights, crying out his love for the Great Leader.

    • @gabrielesolletico518
      @gabrielesolletico518 4 роки тому +19

      Well, that would be what he deserves...

    • @opetivaihola946
      @opetivaihola946 4 роки тому +28

      Gabriele Solletico for walking 5 steps ahead? R u brainwashed?

    • @codyruchian
      @codyruchian 4 роки тому +1

      @who am i dont mind me Opeti might not have found it funny though, so it wouldn't be considered a joke to him...

    • @raulquiroz7492
      @raulquiroz7492 4 роки тому +7

      Whoa....that was a little too...specific.

    • @hallooos7585
      @hallooos7585 4 роки тому +2

      @@opetivaihola946 lol you clearly never heard of North Korea

  • @TheOnlyCollection
    @TheOnlyCollection 8 років тому +4412

    Andrea is now doing 20 years hard labour haha

    • @Vic-rf6hs
      @Vic-rf6hs 8 років тому +106

      Sad part is that he actually had to face a 2 - year Labour do to trespassing without permission :(

    • @TheOnlyCollection
      @TheOnlyCollection 8 років тому +129

      Why do people go to that awful excuse of a country

    • @PuddintameXYZ
      @PuddintameXYZ 7 років тому +5

      Andrea?

    • @Jantarochen
      @Jantarochen 7 років тому +10

      source pls VicIII #00 ?

    • @potheadkennewick
      @potheadkennewick 7 років тому +1

      Wee Mad Max B slave labor

  • @minjod
    @minjod Рік тому +7

    Andrei last online: 8 years ago

  • @forza223bowe5
    @forza223bowe5 4 роки тому +3707

    Surprised how friendly the tour guide was, North Korea is one place you don’t want to step out of line

    • @iCANT_BELIEVE_YOU_SAID_THAT
      @iCANT_BELIEVE_YOU_SAID_THAT 4 роки тому +273

      Dude was on thin ice. If the tour guide in NK ain't yelling, be double afraid. 😨

    • @kf8113
      @kf8113 4 роки тому +42

      its almost like the dprk isnt crazy 🤔

    • @MercerVerse
      @MercerVerse 4 роки тому +283

      @@kf8113 The DPRK is one of the worst places on Earth. Don't kid yourself

    • @panzershock441
      @panzershock441 4 роки тому +66

      @@kf8113 Except that they are.

    • @largeshake9601
      @largeshake9601 4 роки тому +195

      Tourism is used as propaganda to make NK look better than it really seems. Its unlikely that they'd just start beating the shit out of him or imprison him while hes with other tourist and a tour guide. Only time shit like that happens is when you're blatantly breaking the laws, like that one guy that secretly tried to still a NK flag and was imprisoned and died.

  • @GoonaTVhi
    @GoonaTVhi 7 років тому +2051

    Andrea died of "Unknown causes" days later

    • @Joshuaxiong2
      @Joshuaxiong2 7 років тому +8

      Ha.

    • @DEMONX62
      @DEMONX62 7 років тому +20

      Andre
      Not Andrea

    • @DjJooze
      @DjJooze 7 років тому

      Constanza rocking supreme !

    • @Truth72500
      @Truth72500 7 років тому +5

      GoonaTV Gov killed Andrea rip

    • @egykilenckilenchet
      @egykilenckilenchet 7 років тому +8

      Why is everyone so retarded? André is a male name, Andrea is a female name. wtf?

  • @MoonarEclipse
    @MoonarEclipse 8 років тому +1789

    she didn't seem angry she just seems like she was trying to call him back with his name and got his name just in case he wandered off again

    • @Chubzdoomer
      @Chubzdoomer 8 років тому +102

      +Kitzy kat Yeah, that's how it seemed to me as well.

    • @MoonarEclipse
      @MoonarEclipse 8 років тому +79

      Chubzdoomer so like if he did wander off she could say "hey [name] please come back" instead of having to ask other people what his name was to get him to come back

    • @Chubzdoomer
      @Chubzdoomer 8 років тому +28

      Kitzy kat Yeah, that's gotta be what it was. It seemed like she didn't quite know how to call for him the first time.

    • @MoonarEclipse
      @MoonarEclipse 8 років тому +79

      Chubzdoomer it seemed more like a respect thing because if i was trying to call someone back it's rude to say "hey you white guy" or "hey you guy in the red shirt" it's better to call them by their name

    • @carlospinto5402
      @carlospinto5402 8 років тому +67

      +Kitzy kat Sure, but people need to play the card "Wow, North Korea is so dangerous place to go!!!!"

  • @mangore623
    @mangore623 11 місяців тому +22

    Jesus, how hard is it to be respectful when you’re in another country. Imagine the outcry if a visitor was carrying-on and giggling like a schoolgirl at Arlington cemetery on Veterans Day.

    • @Mr_Bunk
      @Mr_Bunk 2 місяці тому

      The difference is that Arlington cemetery is not managed by an totalitarian dictatorship, and Arlington tends to favour truth over rabid propaganda.

    • @francobobfred
      @francobobfred 2 місяці тому

      No one would care. Seriously. No one

  • @CaptainFrankBlack
    @CaptainFrankBlack 5 років тому +2986

    0:16 no guy behind Andre
    0:23 *guy behind Andre* WTF

    • @mraz2439
      @mraz2439 4 роки тому +326

      And the guy look same like him. What a badass shadow clone andre

    • @JonasTisell
      @JonasTisell 4 роки тому +42

      He was taking pictures of the tank

    • @Elpalmeras
      @Elpalmeras 4 роки тому +74

      For sure the dude moved behind the man who was recording

    • @hitama8620
      @hitama8620 4 роки тому +116

      It's called spawn

    • @dukadarodear2176
      @dukadarodear2176 4 роки тому +8

      I checked.
      You're right.
      🥺

  • @Razgriz85
    @Razgriz85 4 роки тому +691

    Flashback to the kid that was arrested for allegedly stealing a propaganda poster from the hotel he was staying at, and when he was released a year later, he died from severe injuries he sustained while in prison.

    • @redlawton8896
      @redlawton8896 3 роки тому +37

      He shouldn't have stole from them

    • @AccasTheGreat
      @AccasTheGreat 3 роки тому +49

      @@redlawton8896 So it's justified?

    • @Amghannam
      @Amghannam 3 роки тому +94

      @@AccasTheGreat Stealing? No, it's never justified.

    • @northernsurvivalbackcountr4986
      @northernsurvivalbackcountr4986 3 роки тому +50

      He died 6 day's later after arriving in USA 🇺🇸 north Korea killed him

    • @gregoryschmidt1233
      @gregoryschmidt1233 3 роки тому +22

      Yep. It was all a big joke - until it wasn't.

  • @AbbyXO412
    @AbbyXO412 3 роки тому +3250

    Everything about their demeanor says that they’re not educated enough about this country to be visiting it.

    • @danielkyavata6233
      @danielkyavata6233 3 роки тому +118

      Agree. These are the type of in-laws I dread coming over to visit.

    • @christopherstone4336
      @christopherstone4336 3 роки тому +74

      I mean what exactly is there to be educated about in the "vast" history of North Korea? Like they acted childish, ok? You've never done anything silly?

    • @AbbyXO412
      @AbbyXO412 3 роки тому +235

      There is plenty. Look up Otto Warmbier. Disrespecting the country’s pseudo-history and leaders can get you imprisoned and tortured. I recommend you don’t visit DPRK, either

    • @OuterRimPride
      @OuterRimPride 3 роки тому +27

      On the contrary, I bet they know/do exactly what they *can* get away with. The average person can’t just get into the rogue nation.

    • @AbbyXO412
      @AbbyXO412 3 роки тому +51

      Scott Glennon, look up Otto Warmbier. It would not be the first time someone acted foolishly in DPRK and paid the price. The woman in the video was clearly irritated by their behavior-if they know better, that makes their behavior even more reckless.

  • @gamemastr7
    @gamemastr7 4 роки тому +539

    "Abandoning the mission will not be tolerated....." 💀💀💀
    - COD

  • @JT-bs2lm
    @JT-bs2lm 3 роки тому +1412

    it may sound funny to some. but the military tour guide would be severely punished if some of them got separated or went into not-for-tourist places.

    • @peterhenderson5413
      @peterhenderson5413 3 роки тому +19

      literally how do you know this? you're just guessing

    • @roadent217
      @roadent217 3 роки тому +69

      @@peterhenderson5413
      I agree. Most of the hate for North Korea in this video's comment section is blind dogma. The claims seemed to almost always be completely baseless - not necessarily wrong, but without _anything_ to back them up. I've only seen three or so references to specific sources, one of which was a full-blown URL hyperlink.

    • @peterhenderson5413
      @peterhenderson5413 3 роки тому +20

      @@roadent217 Oh it's depressing how misinformation about the US's enemies gets passed around and just whole heartedly believed with zero questioning.

    • @Aro9313
      @Aro9313 3 роки тому +67

      @@peterhenderson5413 I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that the DPRK is hostile to a lot more than the US.

    • @JT-bs2lm
      @JT-bs2lm 3 роки тому +20

      @@peterhenderson5413 just guessing? this was a high ranking spy, what more for a tour guide. North Koreans are not allowed to own cars and you think people are guessing. nice. ua-cam.com/video/t9rLqYXTaFI/v-deo.html&ab_channel=AsianBoss

  • @DevineInnovations
    @DevineInnovations 3 роки тому +1320

    Andre: Walks 10 feet to read a sign
    Tour Guide: "So you have chosen death."

  • @DonaldBinks
    @DonaldBinks 2 роки тому +35

    These are the type of people who get arrested in foreign countries and beg the President to get them out.

    • @nickhartman6372
      @nickhartman6372 2 роки тому +6

      Like that guy Britney who was imprisoned in Russia. Don't feel one ounce of sadness for that guy.

    • @emptyptr9401
      @emptyptr9401 8 місяців тому +3

      He just stepped away 2 meters to get a better look at that sign. They then poked very mild fun at the fact that this was a problem for some reason (And that is quite ridiculous). What am I missing here?

    • @cemdursun
      @cemdursun 7 місяців тому +3

      Yes because walking 10 feet away to look at what the guide is explaining is universally a crime

  • @AntiHamster500
    @AntiHamster500 3 роки тому +292

    Andre just wanted a closer look. So later the North Koreans were kind enough to give him a private up close tour of an anti-aircraft gun.

  • @TheRealAmerica1776
    @TheRealAmerica1776 8 років тому +381

    Well that was the last time anyone saw andre

  • @cipmars
    @cipmars 8 років тому +2367

    You also have to think that this could cost HER the job and maybe even her freedom. They are crazy.
    Later Edit: As in going to jail. For all of the numbnuts saying that this is not freedom, as if there are no jails in North Korea because their life already sucks.

    • @tonyf2297
      @tonyf2297 8 років тому +152

      What freedom lol. She was probably raised knowing she would have that job

    • @cipmars
      @cipmars 8 років тому +205

      +Ryan Adams It's a difference between that and being in jail.

    • @silbaar
      @silbaar 8 років тому +4

      We dont know, man.

    • @allahusnackbar2033
      @allahusnackbar2033 8 років тому +14

      +cipmars I rather be in jail than to live in North Korea.

    • @cipmars
      @cipmars 8 років тому +123

      +Allahu Snackbar I was talking about bein in jail IN North Korea!

  • @kayallhood
    @kayallhood Рік тому +7

    Sincerest condolences to Andre’s family

    • @lord.d1_
      @lord.d1_ 5 місяців тому

      He didn't die himself. His family too

  • @rianocanain5724
    @rianocanain5724 8 років тому +392

    "Did I hear sarcasm round eye, you doubt the abilities of the glorious leader??
    10 years hard labor"

    • @thearmyofiron
      @thearmyofiron 7 років тому +1

      Genuine Sanity the glorious leader is thick boi kim

    • @DanKelley83777
      @DanKelley83777 7 років тому

      Rian O'Canain 😂😂

    • @chrissame
      @chrissame 7 років тому

      Legend has it his prison number was 24601.

  • @HoseG96
    @HoseG96 3 роки тому +342

    Andre should know that “you will hear from my lawyer” is not a legitimate threat in North Korea

    • @pinkinkling1905
      @pinkinkling1905 3 роки тому +2

      *69 likes.*

    • @GabrielleTollerson
      @GabrielleTollerson 3 роки тому +9

      they'll make his ass disappear and not lose a bit of sleep over it. It's sad how there are some seriously stupid people who thinks this isn't true

  • @felecityrex6376
    @felecityrex6376 8 років тому +1796

    i dont want her and 3 generations of her family to be killed lol, id be one hell of an obedient tourist if i was there

    • @stopit9280
      @stopit9280 8 років тому +147

      Exactly. She seems nice (and kinda pretty) 😂

    • @tander101
      @tander101 8 років тому +92

      She looks kind of beautiful, I'd say.

    • @squiddi1393
      @squiddi1393 8 років тому +88

      Felecity Rex Yeah not her fault they tell her to say that crap. If she didn't she'd probably be killed

    • @Dougy
      @Dougy 7 років тому +31

      I want a North Korea Wife

    • @billsmith6884
      @billsmith6884 7 років тому +10

      Vietnamese ones are better looking and they are hard workers.

  • @ptrgr72
    @ptrgr72 2 роки тому +9

    That tour guide girl has such sad eyes..must be hard living there

  • @Comical_LLama
    @Comical_LLama 3 роки тому +615

    0:07 They were being watched carefully, you can notice her pause (perhaps listening to hearing device) and immediately knowing where Andre was

    • @SkandiTV
      @SkandiTV 3 роки тому +160

      Oh shit, you're right. She wouldn't pause and turn that sharply if she wasn't told by a third party.

    • @logger22
      @logger22 3 роки тому +71

      @@TheWatchernator but notice how she immediately turned to him. She didn't even slightly move her eyes to notice him walking off.

    • @redwoodalthalwolf2104
      @redwoodalthalwolf2104 3 роки тому +39

      @@logger22 yeah. Our eyes are attracted to movement at the edge of our field of vision, but he was completely behind him.

    • @themeerofkats8908
      @themeerofkats8908 3 роки тому +54

      You’re over thinking things. People have an awareness of their surrounding and peripheral vision

    • @varietydelle5253
      @varietydelle5253 3 роки тому +10

      @@themeerofkats8908 no but they're definitely being watched though

  • @robertcornhole5197
    @robertcornhole5197 7 років тому +226

    "Look at our wonderful tanks.
    DON'T LOOK AT OUR TANKS TOO MUCH!"

    • @compmanio36
      @compmanio36 3 роки тому

      Like everything NK does, they're probably a paper-thin facade. Don't look behind the curtain.

  • @BG-xq5jg
    @BG-xq5jg 3 роки тому +284

    I'll bet Andre was not laughing at 3 a.m. when two men pulled him out of bed and explain to him the punishment for disobedience

  • @CesarGarcia-nd5xz
    @CesarGarcia-nd5xz Рік тому +4

    All those people regardless of their nationality are taking a BIG risk

  • @huskerfaninNJ
    @huskerfaninNJ 8 років тому +258

    I wouldn't be laughing, I'd be shitting a brick.

  • @crystalskylight9327
    @crystalskylight9327 3 роки тому +629

    I can't understand why people would go there.
    I'd be feeling extremely anxious the whole entire time trying not to do anything that could be perceived as disrespectful.
    Quite happy to relax and watch docos from my free country!

    • @azmanntoz3672
      @azmanntoz3672 3 роки тому +41

      Nah watching docos at home does not compare to visiting another country and learning about the people for yourself.

    • @crystalskylight9327
      @crystalskylight9327 3 роки тому +98

      @@azmanntoz3672 True. I agree,
      I like visiting different countries And you have to be there to experience it. I've travelled a bit, and want to see more countries.
      But North Korea is definitely not on my bucket list for obvious reasons.

    • @Hirnlego999
      @Hirnlego999 3 роки тому +53

      @@azmanntoz3672 But it isn't quite learning, as a lot of it is theater, propaganda

    • @AlexandrePereira-rh7sp
      @AlexandrePereira-rh7sp 3 роки тому +7

      I'd really like to visit NK, but I'm also very fearful as you are. Do you think anything bad would happen if we behaved really well though?

    • @crystalskylight9327
      @crystalskylight9327 3 роки тому +44

      @@AlexandrePereira-rh7sp Probably not. If you listened carefully and followed all the instructions, I'm sure there'd be no problems at all. I personally would still be on edge though. I go on holidays to relax, not be on edge! As interesting as it is, I'd definitely give NK a miss. Plus, I don't want to fund the regime in any way.

  • @Shifftee
    @Shifftee 3 роки тому +233

    There was a different reason she called him because she ignored the guy behind Andre at 0:23 and the cameraman himself when he got left behind the group near the end of the video. Andre was probably misbehaving prior to this video.

    • @confucheese
      @confucheese 3 роки тому +42

      Andre had probably been sperging out for a while and had become a repeat offender. She needed to remind him to keep in line.

    • @platinumheart2505
      @platinumheart2505 3 роки тому +2

      She's picking favorites.

    • @harsharya545
      @harsharya545 3 роки тому +8

      Andre is probably walking with his pp out.

    • @locumania
      @locumania 3 роки тому +1

      @@harsharya545 😂

    • @KARTIKEYA007
      @KARTIKEYA007 3 роки тому +1

      Exactly. I got to admire the woman's kindness because just one word from her can land Andre in deep trouble. I am not sure if i was in her place I would have spared that guy after his stupid smirk... I might have actually called the authorities on him for deliberately messing with me lol

  • @cornixdemetrius7883
    @cornixdemetrius7883 11 місяців тому +3

    These "respectful american citizens" are in desperate need of some humbling conditions far from home.

  • @mizuslegalwife
    @mizuslegalwife 3 роки тому +624

    "Can I have your name please?"
    bro if i was asked that during a tour in NK,i'd probably shit myself

    • @devin8811
      @devin8811 3 роки тому +4

      Same.

    • @johntrevy1
      @johntrevy1 3 роки тому +11

      @Jake People are not taught to have an open mind or value their lives anymore. If people are willing to parade themselves like a silly child for the sake of clicks, then it shows how far humanity has fallen.
      One doesn't have to like the North Korean people, but they chose to go there and learn their history and culture. I'm sure they had a pep talk from the tour office on what and not to do whilst in North Korea, it is this stupid child's fault if he failed to listen.

    • @ems901
      @ems901 3 роки тому +1

      Lol right

    • @wacky.racoon
      @wacky.racoon 3 роки тому +3

      he probably did

    • @krismakardikan9823
      @krismakardikan9823 3 роки тому +2

      Listen: I'm sure North Korea is a perfectly fine and safe holiday destination, just as long as you don't do stupid shit that any idiot would know not to do. Stay on the marked paths, stay out of roped-off areas, remain with your tour group, maintain a neutral default facial expression, always have your papers in order and ready at hand, don't try to steal a propaganda poster for a souvenir, don't try to bring in a personal supply of your drug of choice to maintain your habit in the manner to which you're accustomed until you get home again, don't discuss state affairs, pay attention during instruction and guidance sessions, never give a fake name to anyone [they already know who you are]. And if you have a habit of talking to yourself, learn to squash it, especially when you're alone in your hotel room. I'd say only doofuses and people who set out to do something they know they're not supposed to do have any reason to worry during a holiday in North Korea. If you're a typical, run-of-the-mill, normal civilian who's not involved in illicit activities, you're much more likely to get blown away with a Kalashnikov in Anytown, U.S.A. There, it's the "Haven't seen you around. Where you from"? or "Hey! Yo! Hey buddy"! that you really gotta worry about.

  • @nutsackwilliams8527
    @nutsackwilliams8527 3 роки тому +203

    0:28 he made his little joke and she immediately looks back. You’re a prisoner until they decide to let you leave.

    • @Aqueox
      @Aqueox 3 роки тому +9

      She was probably wondering what they were saying is all.

    • @anastasiasgaming1380
      @anastasiasgaming1380 3 роки тому +1

      She's scary :0

    • @quentintarantela5929
      @quentintarantela5929 3 роки тому +9

      @@anastasiasgaming1380 She's pretty, I'd like to marry her and take her out of that hell

    • @Z64sports
      @Z64sports 3 роки тому +2

      @GreenWithers Could just be wanting to give her a green card marriage

    • @paulocorreia9670
      @paulocorreia9670 3 роки тому +1

      If any of them went off or something her life would be ruined probably...

  • @dhruvpatel6735
    @dhruvpatel6735 3 роки тому +153

    Andre from the labour camp 10 years later*
    "Yeah its bit harsh in here, but can't complain"

    • @eliubfj
      @eliubfj 3 роки тому +2

      Been eating bisquits with well water down here. Ain't even that bad 🌟 😂

    • @bromaro
      @bromaro 3 роки тому +3

      @@eliubfj the joke is that he literally can't complain

    • @vishrut1000
      @vishrut1000 3 роки тому +1

      Not great, not terrible.

  • @AManNamedHawk
    @AManNamedHawk Рік тому +4

    That is not the time or place to go “oooooh”

  • @joewatson3386
    @joewatson3386 3 роки тому +331

    That woman was very lenient towards him he better be grateful

    • @sourabhjadhav7929
      @sourabhjadhav7929 3 роки тому +26

      Okay Kim

    • @phantomjosh2148
      @phantomjosh2148 3 роки тому +2

      @@sourabhjadhav7929 kim kardashian

    • @baph0met
      @baph0met 3 роки тому +1

      If he was just one meter more behind he would be getting the death penalty lmao North Korea is a joke

  • @easystreet1888
    @easystreet1888 5 років тому +643

    I think I'd just go along with their program to avoid conflict.

    • @hugomlpaixao
      @hugomlpaixao 4 роки тому +16

      You think?

    • @elkmeatenjoyer3409
      @elkmeatenjoyer3409 4 роки тому +33

      I think I wouldnt even visit to avoid a conflict at all. You never know there's a weird ass law that you could break punishable by death.

    • @maixe13
      @maixe13 4 роки тому +1

      Miltob Pin3da
      Pig jun un: oh you don’t agree with my ideals? That’s fine just stand infront of this firing squad for a few seconds.

    • @princessthyemis
      @princessthyemis 4 роки тому

      Yeah.

    • @mixwb
      @mixwb 4 роки тому

      I'd rather go to Liberia than North Korea

  • @Necronlord2011
    @Necronlord2011 3 роки тому +290

    Andre: She can't do anything, I have a lawyer.
    Tour guide: I know, we deported him earlier.

    • @lostliberty9913
      @lostliberty9913 3 роки тому +7

      By Deported I assume you mean Shot.

    • @Necronlord2011
      @Necronlord2011 3 роки тому +7

      @@lostliberty9913 we don't know and will never find out 😂

    • @orti1283
      @orti1283 3 роки тому +5

      @@lostliberty9913 deported from this realm

    • @JuliusRockMMA
      @JuliusRockMMA 3 роки тому +1

      Tour Guide: Your lawyer is Ander?
      Dude: Wut? Ander?
      Tour Guide: Yeah 6ft Under ground

    • @inatehigger151
      @inatehigger151 2 роки тому

      Deport from his life

  • @extraordinarytv5451
    @extraordinarytv5451 Рік тому +2

    Dude's gonna fuck around being a wiseass and not be allowed to go home. Hope the jokes are worth it

  • @Swordknight22gaming
    @Swordknight22gaming 3 роки тому +53

    Its been 5 years, we miss you Andre 😢

  • @Darshanaz
    @Darshanaz 7 років тому +600

    Why you wanna go to a country, that even one wrong step can put you in jail for 10 years?

    • @smurf6901
      @smurf6901 7 років тому +20

      R TE I was about to type the same thing. these people are crazy

    • @ScienceDiscoverer
      @ScienceDiscoverer 7 років тому +13

      Tony Skywalker Cos adrenaline!

    • @islamicschoolofmemestudies
      @islamicschoolofmemestudies 7 років тому +8

      Tony Skywalker they want to prove their skepticism of north korea based on their own eye and experience. Jeez not all people just believed in CNN. Just like you.

    • @thebluefus
      @thebluefus 7 років тому

      Tony Skywalker even all the right steps

    • @xLiLtEmPeR
      @xLiLtEmPeR 7 років тому +3

      It's a 3rd world country. If you let everyone go wild it'll look like Africa or Latin America with all the sheep migrating by masses to USA or Europe. Lol.

  • @tomasmalin
    @tomasmalin 6 років тому +465

    "uh...can I have his name, surname, place of accomodation, nationality and passport? Thank you."

    • @Beetlejuice1355
      @Beetlejuice1355 4 роки тому +1

      tomasmalin nice

    • @Auron710
      @Auron710 4 роки тому +4

      they definitely already know all of that, she can just remember "andre" and the rest is all documented already, ur rooms bugged too. they know where ur staying cus u pretty much only stay at one place as a tourist and as u see all tours are on rails showing only what they want u to see. im sure theyl have looked into country of origin and affiliation to any intelligence or military and upcoming tour guides were warned of andre from this moment. Id be scared to get arrested like some foreigners have been for doing silly things like this, and shipped back to ur country in a coffin or simply dissapeared.

    • @jen93106
      @jen93106 3 роки тому

      Also, I have been told that one surrenders their passport upon entry to North Korea and it is retrieved upon departing the country. So, perhaps asking his name is really just a courtesy or polite way of saying what need not be spoken!

  • @sweiland75
    @sweiland75 Рік тому +4

    Just a Millennial being a Millennial.

  • @rex_schd
    @rex_schd 8 років тому +415

    A--And - raae ....Ok lets, show you our firing squad

    • @DragonActual
      @DragonActual 7 років тому +2

      Death by AK-47s or RPGs?

    • @TheDeathNote2
      @TheDeathNote2 7 років тому

      Microsoft Regime death by being tied to your dud ass missiles landing safely in the ocean.

  • @Gcal1956
    @Gcal1956 7 років тому +111

    its all funny till someone gets locked up and put in a labor camp......

  • @freezenexusblogspot
    @freezenexusblogspot 7 років тому +379

    0:51 im suprised they did not said it took down Imperial Star Destroyer

    • @opium_00pium7
      @opium_00pium7 6 років тому

      FreezeNexus It took down the death star. Twice.

    • @oldmangaming6620
      @oldmangaming6620 6 років тому +2

      or even your mom, she's bigger.

  • @Keyser_Soze739
    @Keyser_Soze739 Рік тому +14

    No matter where, if you can’t respect people in their own country, STAY AT HOME!

    • @lolcollol212
      @lolcollol212 2 місяці тому +1

      So apparently walking five steps closer to a tank that the tour guide is describing counts as "not respecting". DPRK bot?

  • @sigmontkasperzack124
    @sigmontkasperzack124 3 роки тому +267

    Andrew just wandered a bit. It was the "oooos" and snickering that would have pissed anyone off.

    • @RIFLQ
      @RIFLQ 3 роки тому +8

      ikr

    • @halonick
      @halonick 3 роки тому +65

      Exactly! I thought the "Oooooo" from the person filming only added fuel to fire. You could see the tour guide turning back and almost snapping.

    • @unsureprobablymaybe3527
      @unsureprobablymaybe3527 3 роки тому +12

      Andrew is the type of guy who would immediately wonder off from the tour guide group and force the guide to stop the tour just to look for him.

    • @friendlyfire2374
      @friendlyfire2374 2 роки тому +2

      He is the guy in a scary movie that purposely gets himself killed because he thinks he is a badass.

  • @mrcool2107
    @mrcool2107 3 роки тому +124

    Soldier: " Enjoyed "?
    Andre : "Yes"
    Soldier : "Ok , now Go to camp"

  • @willfitz94
    @willfitz94 4 роки тому +1005

    He barely wandered off he just wanted to read the other sign

    • @giorgoskwnstas3727
      @giorgoskwnstas3727 4 роки тому +83

      yeah but he is not in the eu or usa he is in a country ruled by a dictator

    • @willfitz94
      @willfitz94 4 роки тому +178

      GIORGOS KWNSTAS Thanks for the history lesson point dexter

    • @giorgoskwnstas3727
      @giorgoskwnstas3727 4 роки тому +48

      @@willfitz94 yeah your comment made no sense so i figured you needed one

    • @willfitz94
      @willfitz94 4 роки тому +99

      GIORGOS KWNSTAS No it made sense you just aren’t as intelligent as you think

    • @giorgoskwnstas3727
      @giorgoskwnstas3727 4 роки тому +11

      @@willfitz94 yeah right

  • @ResurrectedElvenMonk
    @ResurrectedElvenMonk Рік тому +22

    Andre: *Walks away from the tour*
    DPRK Guide: "Over to my right we have three armed soldiers rapidly approaching us."
    Rest of the tour: *Nervous sweating intensifies*

  • @MiguelLopez-qi8wh
    @MiguelLopez-qi8wh 4 роки тому +117

    Its all fun and games until he disappears forever

  • @northbuster290
    @northbuster290 3 роки тому +299

    One man's fun is another's hell. The guide is fearing for her life.

    • @lyhthegreat
      @lyhthegreat 3 роки тому +23

      the man should be fearful for his as well tbh...

    • @peterhenderson5413
      @peterhenderson5413 3 роки тому +15

      no she's not she's literally just doing her job LMAO

    • @ajshdhenskaka
      @ajshdhenskaka 3 роки тому +4

      Not everyone hates living in a dictatorship.

    • @stormtrooperloc-9649
      @stormtrooperloc-9649 3 роки тому +14

      @@peterhenderson5413 You obviously aren't educated on north Korea, it's a militarized country, the people there whether they realize it or not are prisoner's. Guests being unpredictable is dangerous to the tour guide, like seriously dangerous, and not just in the sense that they'll lose their job, people in this country are frequently killed for less. The fact that its being recorded is all the more dangerous.
      someone failing to keep a tourist under control is nothing less than an absolute failure, as a north Korean soldier, being filmed in defection is complete defectivity.
      It's not a stretch to say she's probably afraid for her well being. And I don't doubt she was punished for it.

    • @ryanstorm3773
      @ryanstorm3773 3 роки тому +3

      @@stormtrooperloc-9649 Chill out Supreme leader, jesus christ.

  • @WizzRacing
    @WizzRacing 8 років тому +706

    I think she left out the part where it sunk a US sub in World Of Warships video game doesn't count....

  • @CruzJa007
    @CruzJa007 Місяць тому +1

    Imagine everyone in the tour group getting sentenced to 10 years in labor camp because of what Andre just did.🙄

  • @edible_lemon
    @edible_lemon 7 років тому +537

    I like how Andre got in trouble for leaving the tour guide then the tour guide just completely fucking abandons you

    • @roxydzey
      @roxydzey 7 років тому

      well, probably that woman are dead or in prison or without a job there.. :/

    • @MrFolelserr
      @MrFolelserr 7 років тому

      ***** hahaha obviously not

    • @roxydzey
      @roxydzey 7 років тому +1

      i was joking but who knows, man, who knowzz

    • @darylsmioth1904
      @darylsmioth1904 Рік тому

      Tour guides have mega powers.

  • @UltraKryptonian
    @UltraKryptonian 3 роки тому +108

    After hearing about this incident, Kim Jong-Un snapped his fingers like Thanos and Andre disappeared.

    • @jamessmith9622
      @jamessmith9622 3 роки тому +2

      Matt **

    • @shenone3285
      @shenone3285 3 роки тому

      In reality Kim Jong Un snapped his fingers and his left lung collapsed causing him to be rushed to the hospital. The only hospital.

    • @CrawleonDunger
      @CrawleonDunger 3 роки тому

      @@jamessmith9622 Who tf is matt

  • @steventyrrell1398
    @steventyrrell1398 3 роки тому +81

    The remaining members of the tour group were later advised that Andre would now be going on different tour to an undisclosed location.

  • @Haaton-of-the-Basement
    @Haaton-of-the-Basement 3 роки тому +1

    Not even the USSR did all of that with that torpedo boat. The Korean War hit different i guess.

  • @mushroomgoblin7121
    @mushroomgoblin7121 7 років тому +270

    "what is your name?"
    "andre"
    "andre, ok, now if you could turn the camera off, and follow me behind this building..."

    • @ZacJonesYouTube
      @ZacJonesYouTube 7 років тому +4

      Jay S 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    •  7 років тому

      She didnt say "turn off the camera off"

    • @amirlhmzn
      @amirlhmzn 7 років тому +20

      NsHellas88 you don't get the joke, do you?

    • @ELViejito100
      @ELViejito100 7 років тому

      HAHAHAHA

    • @penonton4260
      @penonton4260 7 років тому +8

      she want to kiss him.
      he was too naughty.
      rrrrrrrrr

  • @MegaLangosta
    @MegaLangosta 7 років тому +195

    Yeah. Go on a tour group to NK. Then goof around. ... Jesus wept. Andre ain't long for this world.

  • @scratchoff
    @scratchoff Рік тому +5

    why cant people just be respectful

    • @lord.d1_
      @lord.d1_ 5 місяців тому

      Execute those who are betraying their dear leader!

    • @lolcollol212
      @lolcollol212 2 місяці тому

      So apparently walking five steps closer to a tank the tour guide is describing is now disrespectful all of a sudden. DPRK bot?

  • @messemphanger
    @messemphanger 7 років тому +132

    Where's the chubby dude with the funny haircut?

    • @mcchinatown8620
      @mcchinatown8620 7 років тому +4

      Dave F busy making water rockets

    • @croozerdog
      @croozerdog 7 років тому +3

      Died of unknown causes

    • @daman4u335
      @daman4u335 6 років тому +1

      Dave F
      Diabetes

    • @J1I9M7M4Y
      @J1I9M7M4Y 6 років тому +1

      In the submarine eating spicy sausages..

    • @mikaelwojciechowski7281
      @mikaelwojciechowski7281 4 роки тому +2

      Now, that would've been interesting if someone asked her that outright.

  • @Jjwhat-ky8wd
    @Jjwhat-ky8wd 2 місяці тому +1

    Then they’ll complain when he’s missing smh