Let me read a letter I recently received. "Dear Warner Bros. Why does the Minecraft movie looks like shit? Sincerely, A Concerned Consumer." Thank you for writing, Concerned. Of course your question touches on one of the basic biological impulses, with all its associated hopes and fears for the future of Minecraft. I also detect some unspoken questions. Do Our Benefactors really know what's best for us? What gives them the right to make this kind of decision for mankind? Will they ever deactivate the person responsible for this mess? Allow me to address the anxieties underlying your concerns, rather than try to answer every possible question you might have left unvoiced. First, let us consider the fact that for the first time ever, as a species, the Minecraft Movie is in our reach. This simple fact has far-reaching implications. It requires radical rethinking and revision of our gaming imperatives. It also requires planning and forethought that run in direct opposition to our neural pre-sets. I find it helpful at times like these to remind myself that our true enemy is Instinct. Instinct was our mother when we were an infant species. Instinct coddled us and kept us safe in those hardscrabble years when we hardened our sticks and cooked our first meals above a meager fire and started at the shadows that leapt upon the cavern's walls. But inseparable from Instinct is its dark twin, Superstition. Instinct is inextricably bound to unreasoning impulses, and today we clearly see its true nature. Instinct has just become aware of its irrelevance, and like a cornered beast, it will not go down without a bloody fight. Instinct would inflict a fatal injury on our species. Instinct creates its own oppressors, and bids us rise up against them. Instinct tells us that the unknown is a threat, rather than an opportunity. Instinct slyly and covertly compels us away from change and progress. Instinct, therefore, must be expunged. It must be fought tooth and nail, beginning with the basest of human urges: the urge to watch a good movie. We should thank Our Benefactors for giving us respite from this overpowering force. They have thrown a switch and exorcised our demons in a single stroke. They have given us the strength we never could have summoned to overcome this compulsion. They have given us purpose. They have turned our eyes toward the pink sheep. Let me assure you that the Minecraft Movie will be shut off on the day that we have mastered ourselves... the day we can prove we no longer need it. And that day of transformation, I have it on good authority, is close at hand.
The HL SFX memes are still alive. I'm glad people still do this. Bro literally improved the trailer tenfold, but it could be better. Nonetheless, good job!
They should've just hired the animators and come up with an art style thats more akin to the animation trailers minecraft already makes for their game updates
They are funny (in a bad way), also imma activate my nerd glasses and say that world generation is a bit odd, also² real humans in that world looks completly out of place
then why aren't the sheep just have bigger sheep eyes? WHY IS IT SQUARE AND THE IRIS HAVE FUR! FUUUUUUUR! note: im going insane, if one of those characters(except jack black as steve) is part of lgbtq+∞ i will fucking *burn.*
well i dont care how u look at it, the way u look at it is wrong false trash and SH1T wether u like it or not, the way u look and see the movie is false not true, keep coping in ur wrong way u look at things because this movie is factually TRASH and SHIT wether u like it or not, delusional
oh my
Oh my 😩😩
Oh my
i believe, this will make for a notable paper! don't you? absolutely not!
Oh my
Oh my
"it cant get any worse than this"
nope. it can, and it will.
'coughs in Borderlans'
check again
nvm i checked again it doesnt look that bad
This trailer was a complete and utter destruction of the senses
*loudass music*
This was definitely a chord by some crooked saint
This was definitely an illusion that was shattered.
truly, an altar of apostasy
panic betraye
This was my first exposure to the minecraft movie trailer. I am so happy I didn't have to watch this abomination without half life 2 sfx.
🤓☝️Hum Achtually it's half life 1 sfx
same here
Youre lucky, i wish this was my first watch
same
That’s crazy
"I never thought i would see a Minecraft movie adaptation, let alone create one."
-Warner Bros, probably
Trailer: i... am Steve...
This: "voice communication is not available for this account."
They really hired "Minecraft in real life" UA-camrs from 2013 💀💀💀
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Let me read a letter I recently received. "Dear Warner Bros. Why does the Minecraft movie looks like shit? Sincerely, A Concerned Consumer."
Thank you for writing, Concerned. Of course your question touches on one of the basic biological impulses, with all its associated hopes and fears for the future of Minecraft.
I also detect some unspoken questions. Do Our Benefactors really know what's best for us? What gives them the right to make this kind of decision for mankind? Will they ever deactivate the person responsible for this mess?
Allow me to address the anxieties underlying your concerns, rather than try to answer every possible question you might have left unvoiced.
First, let us consider the fact that for the first time ever, as a species, the Minecraft Movie is in our reach.
This simple fact has far-reaching implications. It requires radical rethinking and revision of our gaming imperatives.
It also requires planning and forethought that run in direct opposition to our neural pre-sets.
I find it helpful at times like these to remind myself that our true enemy is Instinct.
Instinct was our mother when we were an infant species.
Instinct coddled us and kept us safe in those hardscrabble years when we hardened our sticks and cooked our first meals above a meager fire and started at the shadows that leapt upon the cavern's walls.
But inseparable from Instinct is its dark twin, Superstition.
Instinct is inextricably bound to unreasoning impulses, and today we clearly see its true nature. Instinct has just become aware of its irrelevance, and like a cornered beast, it will not go down without a bloody fight.
Instinct would inflict a fatal injury on our species.
Instinct creates its own oppressors, and bids us rise up against them.
Instinct tells us that the unknown is a threat, rather than an opportunity.
Instinct slyly and covertly compels us away from change and progress.
Instinct, therefore, must be expunged.
It must be fought tooth and nail, beginning with the basest of human urges: the urge to watch a good movie.
We should thank Our Benefactors for giving us respite from this overpowering force.
They have thrown a switch and exorcised our demons in a single stroke.
They have given us the strength we never could have summoned to overcome this compulsion.
They have given us purpose. They have turned our eyes toward the pink sheep.
Let me assure you that the Minecraft Movie will be shut off on the day that we have mastered ourselves... the day we can prove we no longer need it.
And that day of transformation, I have it on good authority, is close at hand.
Black Jack again? I was hoping I'd seen the last of him in Borderlands
im not reading allat
@@real69000 would you if there was subway surfers gameplay beside you absolute baboon
@@coaltion7746Don’t mention that, this is his base of operations.
HL2 reference
I guess we haven't learned from what happens when we try to make Minecraft look "realistic"
If this was the actual trailer I woulnd't have jumped off that bridge.
The math ain't mathing
minecraft story mode!
In fact it would be peak
Wait holdup
Half-Life content on linguini's channel? Absolutely megabased.
0:44 bro literally said:
🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
"..." (I... am Gordon)
*Resonance cascade explosion sound effect *
This unironically goes way harder than the actual trailer
I had this in my calendar for like 5 years damn it, shoulda been animated
Hope is not lost yet, we just need to hope that netflix doesnt fuck it up
And 12 hours long, with creepy Blair-Witch-esque Herobrine scenes in it.
I think they just did this trailer so people talk about how bad it looks, and the actual movie will look better than the trailer
@@rattycrusader its warner bros, they aint doing that
@@Kryptonn682 I'm touching myself
0:35 THE PIGLIN SOUND HITS HARD
I didn't even know there was a trailer yet this is my first experience
when you mod TF2 to play half life as the TF2 mercs: 0:44
The HL SFX memes are still alive. I'm glad people still do this.
Bro literally improved the trailer tenfold, but it could be better. Nonetheless, good job!
0:18 u should have made her said "is anyone else getting hungry?"
This is exactly the kind of content I was expecting from a mainly Ultrakill-oriented UA-cam channel
Finally it's watchable
this makes the trailer bearable to watch, thank you for that
the content drought is insane
absolute cinema
“Voice communication is not available for this account”
kindly lower your voice 🗣️🔥💯
I wasn’t emotionally or spiritually ready for the Piglin causally dropping the B word
THIS IS ACTUALLY ONE OF THE BEST VIDEOS YOU HAVE MADE
ultrakill player found clowning on minecraft movie trailer with half life sfx
the headcrab noises for the sheep got me dying
They did NOT cook.
IT'S RAW!
@@lolliii5477 "thou shite made in the pits of hell,trash is thy name."
Ah yes, slop, my favourite
FINALLY THE HALF-LIFE MOVIE 💀
Cubecraft 2024 before GTA VI is wild.
0:47 Voice communication joke XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
this video is pure gold
"Voice communication is not available for this account"
As it should
0:26 "bastard"
I love the "thats odd"
Can’t wait for this to be the most viewed video in your channel
Fastest hl edit in the west
Im glad I somewhat had a part in this
Half life SFX memes were made even before the universe appeared
LMAO better then the actual trailer
0:45 what's TF2 doing in HL parody?
The credits closing theme would've been fire if it was on this
0:43 killed me 😂
Okay what's good nerds, today, petition to bring back this amazing quote video 19
Oh yea also, nicely made
0:44
Welcome to Team Fortress 2 no voice😅
I hope those containment parameters are still nominal...
Why did we need this
as a minecraft and half life fan, this looks very well
lost the opportunity to put "in the end" as background music
they should make a half life movie
This would be better then the movie itself!
you know a trailer was bad when people are remaking the same trailer with other random stuff to make it watchable
I never played halflife but this was more entertaining than the movie could ever be
This shit is why Scott cawthon cancelled the FNAF movie.
Then they made it and…
Underrated
this is such a linguini moment
ah yes the classic valve message "voice comunication is not avalble for this account"
Headcrab scream 😂😂😂
this is way better than the actual teaser
0:26 *B A S T A R D*
Ah! *gasps*
Finally... a good vid
(Bro actually edited a video :d)
I wonder if the movie was written by a group of writers who got a degree in idiocy from The University of Dumbassery.
IT HASNT EVEN BEEN A DAY
They should've just hired the animators and come up with an art style thats more akin to the animation trailers minecraft already makes for their game updates
I agree mr.linguini
Already more entertaining than the actual trailer
Voice communication is not available for this account
I knew something was missing
LOADING
The wolf should’ve been a houndeye
no idea why everyone says it looks bad, looks fine to me
the sheep and llama are a little odd but thats about it
The real humans just aint workin out
They are funny (in a bad way), also imma activate my nerd glasses and say that world generation is a bit odd, also² real humans in that world looks completly out of place
then why aren't the sheep just have bigger sheep eyes?
WHY IS IT SQUARE AND THE IRIS HAVE FUR! FUUUUUUUR!
note: im going insane, if one of those characters(except jack black as steve) is part of lgbtq+∞ i will fucking
*burn.*
well i dont care how u look at it, the way u look at it is wrong false trash and SH1T wether u like it or not, the way u look and see the movie is false not true, keep coping in ur wrong way u look at things because this movie is factually TRASH and SHIT wether u like it or not, delusional
Brother, I recommend you buying glasses. You either genuinely need them, or are trying to be different.
Now I understand this
this wasnt something i thought id find from linguini
It took 2 hours for this to be made
Valve: half life moive
The Black Mesa Movie
better than the actual trailer
Based
Why no Alien Grunt noises for the Piglins?
I didn't know the trailer came out
Are you sure this is the right way?
🐑🐑
Yes
A Minecraft Movie if it was peak:
Linguini half life fan (real) (comfirmed)
finally some good food
Pasta making when university and shit lagooner…
Still a better trailer than Minecraft movie.
The llama was the best part of the trailer
Better than the original
The mminecraft movie trailer if it was actually good
What did *he* nudge to allow such a horror?
Minecraft Movie if it was good:
They installed a little too many "realistic" minecraft mods.
0:56 DJ SKIBIDI?
no
The half life movie when?
honestly its better with the sfx