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“Also... Jacob imprints on a f*cking baby. He just fell in love with a baby. I just want everyone to know... Jacob fell in love with a baby...” funniest sin I’ve seen LMFAOOO. Cracks me Up
He didnt fall in love, he just imprinted, its a different thing to falling love at first sight, he will eventually love her in a different way than he does when she's a baby, he's not a pedo.
@@x_xmyax_x5876 he did it to protect her at the time. But if u think abt it it is kinda weird to know someone as a baby then to go into a romantic relationship with them
In the books it is better explained what imprinting is. But the movies didn't explain it well at all so basically everyone thinks Jacob is a pedo, I don't blame them.
@@maremalvine13 ... which doesn't matter if it is not explained in the movie... ;) if anything, knowing the source material should be a means of expanding and enhancing the experience, and not mandatory for understanding the different medium chosen. Anything else would be not only indescribably stupid but also an insult to any form of art and entertainment. Because it is lazy, plain and simple.
Mrs Hopwinkle but she knew something was wrong,, and being pregnant was another option for why her period was late and she started feeling ‘something’ in her stomach. She has a vampire child which basically grew fast when the baby was inside her!
My wife dragged me to this movie when it came out. During the whole sex scene I was like "Put the girl on top moron" while the people around me laughed. My wife didn't think it was so funny but come on this really wasn't a huge puzzle to solve.
You just blew my mind. This Edward is a fucking idiot for a 109 year old super-human with mind powers and a father who's a god-like doctor. We find new problems in these movies/books after years lol.
I have no problem watching these videos, because they are that bad. I can relate entirely to the book version of Bella. The author Stephanie Meyer detailed the mind of an introvert with 100% accuracy. My only complaint is Bella's age. While the movie does explain why things happen, they do a terrible job explaining how. Everyone who hasn't read the books it going to think Jacob fell in love with a baby, Edward had the power to speak to Bella as a ghost at will, Edward was manipulative and controlling toward Bella, Bella's dad was a drunkard, and Bella saw Edward as a sex object. It skips over the long talks they had, building a relationship and the time they spent getting to know each other, which makes people see their relationship as rushed and immature. Believe it or not, the Twilight books taught me much more about dating than any other source I've read on the actual subject. I met a guy a while ago and we're best friends, and I have to say, it's because of the first book.
About sin 19- that was always a point of contention I had with this series, that it could have been AWESOME if it wasn’t about Bella. Edward’s history, Rosalie’s revenge on her rapists, all of Jasper, Alice running away from the vampire hunting her, it could have been great but noooooo
You mean if this series featuring superpowered vampires... actually focused on the superpowered vampires? I agree! Is it too soon to codify this sort of thing? We could call it the *Transformers Principle* - the more awesome a fictional premise is, the more time it will instead spend on irrelevant bullshit.
Yeah, I can definitely agree with Rosalie, Jasper, and Alice. Those three are so much more interesting... I actually liked Jasper's history quite a bit.
You say that, but Meyers would find a way to f*ck it up. Now, in the hands of a skilled writer or if she had 20 editors, then yeah, probably could be passable. But "awesome" is... that's pushing it more than Salt n' Pepa.
You missed the sin where she was talking to Jacob at the wedding and she is wearing tennis shoes. And how can Edward have a boner if he doesn't have blood flow?
How come you first give us that unimportant tennis shoes bullshit and only then amaze us with your jaw-dropping boner insight!? Was it to get us to care about the tennis shoes?
6:34 ok I'm a nerd I play chess and I know nobody cares about this BUT I don't know what he's smiling about since she's got two passed pawn on the seventh rank just waiting to mate the king in like five moves.
The entire story should have been about Rami Malek's character, Benjamin, the most powerful character in the entire series that the Volturi, Cullens, Stephanie Meyer, and everyone else ignored. He's basically all powerful and truly immortal (cannot be affected by fire because he controls ALL elements).
Honestly I totally agree, not to mention Rami would've played that role so well if he was given a full series to himself. Stephanie Meyer really missed out with not going more in depth on Benjamin.
Writer: Abortion is bad! Also same Writer: but marriage between a very emotional damaged 18 year old annd guy older then her dad who abuses her is tottes fine
Ya know...long as she waits till her wedding night to have sex with that abusive stalker. Don't wanna send impressionable young girls the wrong message.
For some, they can be guilty pleasures. I can somewhat watch them with the Rifftrax commentary playing and with some booze. Sometimes it's Rainier to channel my inner Mustache Dad (the only character I give a sh** about). Other times, it's a bottle of vodka or whiskey.
@@BenefitCounterbench I mean... it is possible if you know your body and what you like and have a partner who also does. Aka if you don't go from "just kisses" to "full-on penetration" in one day, but take it step by step. However, in the case of Bella and Edward, who did go from 0 to 100 in one night, I highly doubt it was that great for her indeed :D
@@peaceblossom8 Right, Bella's experience must have been unpleasant. But the smut writers... are worse. Virgins have no idea how to use their body properly. Even if they "practice" beforehand, fingering and oral are not comparable with having a dong inside. Losing virginity is awkward for both parties and all they can think of is to avoid discomfort, pain, or bleeding. There's no way that a beginner with anxiety can orgasm. I found dozens of smuts in which the protagonist had multiple vaginal orgasms for the first try. Lmao, nice fantasy.
9:30 that part does mean something. I don't remember if it's explained in the movies but I somehow do remember it was explained in the book. Basically, because of Jacob's ancestor, he should be the alpha and Sam should be the beta but Jacob didn't want to be alpha so he willingly let Sam be the alpha. In this moment, it's Jacob claiming rightful alpha status and breaking off to basically form his own pack which is why no one attacks him, cuz he's now technically the leader and also now his own pack. Which is why when the others break off to join him, the other wolves can't do anything cuz they're basically cutting their ties with the original pack and joining Jacob's pack. Also the reason everyone was so angered over the baby is cuz no one had ever heard of a half vampire half human child before and thus there was no way of knowing how the child would behave or if it would be able to remain secretive and not murder people. Which is a problem they've had with children turned full vampire in the past, which is why the whole next movie's conflict takes place. Cuz children turned full vampire can't control themselves and end up going full murder crazy and almost exposing them, so they worry Rennesme(?) Will be the same. Also I have no idea how I still remember this, I just used to be a huge fan of this series when I was younger and apparently all the useless info has been seared into my brain.
I don't think they explained it very clearly in the movies. In fact, the scene they explain the whole pack stuff was so poorly done I'm not surprised it was sinned here. It was pretty beautifully told in the book but hugely butchered in the movie, so much so that no one would remember anything other than the whole lady cutting her arm and saving the pack. And then you hit it on the nail with the "oh shit we don't understand this so we gotta kill it just in case," thing. They weren't sure if the whole birth thing would make a difference vs being bitten after it was born full human on the Volturi's end and the wolves didn't know squat about it so they were just like "fuck it, get rid of the threat before it becomes one." Also, the Volturi would've totally went to battle. Meyer just didn't have the heart to kill any of the main characters. People from way back when were bloodthirsty fuckers. With the army they had, Alice's vision would've done diddly squat to prevent a battle. That's my opinion on it anyways. And you don't have to kill all the main characters, but some sacrifices should be made sometimes to make the story better. Take it with a grain of salt.
The alpha claim is total crap. Werewolves or wolves don't give the title of the alpha to their young to be inherited. It is determined by how strong a wolf is to lead a pack. In fact, sometimes, alpha wolves kill their strong young ones to keep their position
@Al Cipta please don't call me baby. I haven't read the books in years but I was a huge fan in middle school and for some reason I still remember a lot of the plot in the books. I remember being really upset how badly the movies butchered the books but I still enjoyed the movies at the time lol
@@Ashley-Lopez They have to because basically nobody has a good character so people who like the series, for some reason, are able to just flesh out these characters themselves.
cinemasins grossly underestimates how quickly people can become stubbly. if she shaved the morning of her wedding, 12 hours later its normal to have leg hair!! let her shave dammit
Actually the pack share their thoughts. Thats why there are no secrets in the pack. So even if he wanted to hide Bellas pregnancy he couldn't cause he was thinking about
@@KatieMaddalena Yeah a big part of Cinemasins is that reading the books shouldn't be necessary to understand what's going on in a movie adaptation. The movies should be well-made enough on their own that people can understand what's happening.
@@misterwinkybluff no, I'm not dumb because I don't remember the finer parts of a movie I saw five+ years ago. I'm just a normal person with a normal memory. So please, if you don't mind, explain which parts these were?
@@KatieMaddalena In New Moon, that one dude says “We can read each other’s’ thoughts.” Later Jacob says “Wolf telepathy, remember?” when talking about Leah and Sam. In Breaking Dawn, Leah mentions she can’t hear the pack anymore as soon as she made the decision to leave (as does Jacob, I believe). And a pretty big tip-off is when they learn about Renesmee and gather at La Push in wolf form and are all talking.
@@fightingmedialounge519 I didn't mean it like that, I know she makes irrational decisions. What I meant is that she makes sense as a person. Like the others are too perfect to be real - or, rather, rational.
@@thaliachanning2245 But she's not wrong. And she looks like that from the surface, but you have to look a little deeper. That's why I'm saying she has the most depth of any character.
I disagree. While Rosalie has the most potential to be something interesting outside of the parents & Jacob. She is still a very undeveloped & terribly written character with plenty of Twilight grossness. The worst that stands out to me is she specifically liked Emmett because of how much he resembled the baby of the friend she had when she was human. The baby that inspired her desire to be a mom. That shouldn’t lead to a romantic relationship between them. If anything that should lead to her adopting him. It’s odd, unnecessary and disgusting backstory that doesn’t fit with the characters established. Especially considering they have the most blatantly sexual relationship among the cullens. It’s creepy.
Something I always thought about was how in True Blood, Jessica was a virgin when she was turned, so every time she had sex it was like she was losing her virginity every time. So I always used this idea as why Bella and Edward had sex before she turned
"That reminds me, my shirt needs to come off"... Lol I love it. Also, Jacob fell in love with a baby, hes fantasising about until she's 18 and they bang each other? That's extremely creepy.
he didnt fall in love with her. This cinemasin thing is stupid because they always sin things based on it not being explained or him not knowing why it has happened. The thing is, the movie does explain it MULTIPLE times but cinemasins just doesnt care for it so sins it anway. Anyways, imprinting is not just falling in love, its a connection to always protect and be there for somebody. Sins also sined the fact that Jacob "chose" to imprint on the baby as if he has control, but as they explain literally like 5 times, wolves have no control over who they imprint on. SO no, he was not in love with a baby, he just feels he needs to protect it in whatever way he can.
Yellow House no he isn’t interested in her romantically i don’t see how you’re misunderstanding that- he just has to protect her in any way he can. not that hard to get lmao
@@sophiajeavons5878 you can stick that lmao up your ass since you're literally defending him wanting to fuck her. He asks edward if he should call him dad now , he instantly imagines her as a grown up. It's been often enough explained that imprinting is not just about protecting but matching one wolf to his perfect partner. Why do you think the pack was so shocked when quill imprinted on Emily's niece ??? Because every other pair of imprinting was between two similarly aged people who became a couple and or married. Dont justify that just because you're team Jacob or whatever.
Interesting that Bella's father did not attempt to call her or find her in this movie, as he did in part 2. To add, for vampires that are centuries old and claim to have many degrees, that is odd that Carlisle did not use an IV immediately when Bella began to lose weight or try an emergency C-section. The claim that vampires are intelligent, yet the characters here have made many foolish and avoidable mistakes through the story.
Im reading twilight. The WHOLE SERIES. *infinite level of pain* Edit: you think that's bad? I'm reading THE ENTIRE SERIES wish me luck bois also thanks for the likes On the bright side, I have official clarification to say that every second Brock is on screen is a better live story than Twilight
9:01 I don't know if they ever explained this in the movie, but when they're in their wolf form the pack unintentionally shares all their thoughts. He was thinking about the pregnancy, and so everyone instantly knew about it. I still remember this, even having left the fandom 10+ years ago @.@
Sin 84: Jacob's voice is unique because he's supposed to be an alpha so he has the alpha voice and Sam doesn't, he just has a really annoying one. More annoying then Seth's voice in wolf form and that's saying a lot.
I know this has probably been said.... but the splitting of the final movie of a series/saga whatever was actually Harry Potter. So as much as I hate to say this.... sin off for breaking dawn part 1. Oh god
@Blair Bart Really? Ever seen Kristen nominated as in Golden Globe or Academy Award? I didn't. And don't tell me that she is too young. Jennifer Lawrence won the golden statue AND Golden Globe at 22. If it was a fact, then at least her name should come up somewhere within those two big shot, no?
true af. i love PLL but even i couldnt ship Ezria. Teacher/student relationships are gross. Stat. rap gross and both are illegal. Gross and just ew. i can't even w/ that relationship. All my PLL fandom ship it. I just can't explain why. Ok, I know why but get it.
This imprinting on a freaking baby is still disturbing And anyone wonder when renesmee gets older she may ask Jacob who his first love was and him having to tell her it was her own mother
@@nuclearglory0363 This is also 3 years old, but it was deleted, they've been re-uploading their deleted videos on Sundays for a while. It even says on the video description that this came out on 9/6/15.
They traveled for like a full day to the island. She had new stubble. Clearly no one thinks women regrow hair even if they get 5 o clock shadow 🤷♀️ DUH
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Finally!!!
Yeah it was unwiew iable
My spelling:(
Guess who's early
need a sin for the fact that Twilight exists
“Also... Jacob imprints on a f*cking baby. He just fell in love with a baby. I just want everyone to know... Jacob fell in love with a baby...” funniest sin I’ve seen LMFAOOO. Cracks me Up
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He didnt fall in love, he just imprinted, its a different thing to falling love at first sight, he will eventually love her in a different way than he does when she's a baby, he's not a pedo.
@@x_xmyax_x5876 he did it to protect her at the time. But if u think abt it it is kinda weird to know someone as a baby then to go into a romantic relationship with them
In the books it is better explained what imprinting is. But the movies didn't explain it well at all so basically everyone thinks Jacob is a pedo, I don't blame them.
@@raptor8339 Its grooming. No matter how cute the books make it sound
13:07 "Bella drops a cup and some bullshit happens."
That will never *not* be the funniest thing to me.
The way her spine bends backwards cracks me tf up everytime
@@10shi89 coming back to this video, its a magnitude funnier to me than it was before
I had to pause the video so I could full on laugh for ten mins at this point
The way that back bends 😂
The venom magically does Bella's make-up. Ding!
Alice did that😂 she dressed her as well but movie didn't show that
@@maremalvine13 Dude are you even watching the movie, the makeup just randomly appears during the transformation
@@meeramalhotra33 It was mentioned in the book. :)
@@maremalvine13 ... which doesn't matter if it is not explained in the movie... ;) if anything, knowing the source material should be a means of expanding and enhancing the experience, and not mandatory for understanding the different medium chosen. Anything else would be not only indescribably stupid but also an insult to any form of art and entertainment. Because it is lazy, plain and simple.
AkairuFuyuNoAme Uhhhh it was also shown in the movie. I just watched it yesterday so I remember lol.
How could it not include Bella staring at her flat stomach and realizing she's pregnant?
Mrs Hopwinkle but she knew something was wrong,, and being pregnant was another option for why her period was late and she started feeling ‘something’ in her stomach. She has a vampire child which basically grew fast when the baby was inside her!
She was only like 2 weeks pregnant, it obviously won't show
annabellex vampire babies grow a lot faster as explained when she was like 4 weeks pregnant and in labour 🤣
Looking at her stomach isn't what made her think she was pregnant it was the fact that she didn't get her period cmon
@@MeowmeowAlexandra Do you have to look at your stomach in the mirror to realize you haven't gotten your period?
I just realized during the honeymoon when they were outside Edward didn’t sparkle AT ALL
Right??? What the hell
The sparkle BS is bad enough. The fact the films were inconsistent with it just adds more insult to injury.
Ikr, they were out in the sun like 24/7 during the montage thing and he only sparked when they jumped off the waterfall thing
Or in that sunny ass meadow
My wife dragged me to this movie when it came out. During the whole sex scene I was like "Put the girl on top moron" while the people around me laughed. My wife didn't think it was so funny but come on this really wasn't a huge puzzle to solve.
You just blew my mind. This Edward is a fucking idiot for a 109 year old super-human with mind powers and a father who's a god-like doctor. We find new problems in these movies/books after years lol.
@@franciscorendon2783 I mean, he WAS a 109 year old virgin ...
Do you think sometimes he does her doggy style and goes “where’s your Jacob now!?”?
@@milton7763 bro what the fuck😂😂 best Comment ever 🤣
Milton77 what is that to say??🤣😂😂😂😂
“How does she know who that is at shirt wearing distance?” That made me cough out in sudden laughter. 😂😂
Jacob falling in love with a baby should be an extra 50 sins off the bat
Just 50? you're being nice. Next novel for anther series, "50 shades of gray wolf" (gags)
They explain it better in the books it isn’t just romantic, but the movies suck ass so I don’t blame you for thinking that 💀
I have no problem watching these videos, because they are that bad.
I can relate entirely to the book version of Bella. The author Stephanie Meyer detailed the mind of an introvert with 100% accuracy. My only complaint is Bella's age.
While the movie does explain why things happen, they do a terrible job explaining how. Everyone who hasn't read the books it going to think Jacob fell in love with a baby, Edward had the power to speak to Bella as a ghost at will, Edward was manipulative and controlling toward Bella, Bella's dad was a drunkard, and Bella saw Edward as a sex object.
It skips over the long talks they had, building a relationship and the time they spent getting to know each other, which makes people see their relationship as rushed and immature.
Believe it or not, the Twilight books taught me much more about dating than any other source I've read on the actual subject.
I met a guy a while ago and we're best friends, and I have to say, it's because of the first book.
@Al Cipta I'm 22
Young Lady Oh, she has no response now😂😂😂
13:33
"Jacob take the baby"
"..KEEP that away from me!" 😂😂 seeing that later he ends up with her
Book was better. In the book he tells Edward to throw it out the window 😂😂
Y i k e s
The scene where Bella’s chest pops up is unintentionally horrifying
*He just fell in love with a BABY*
Well fell in love with the future adult version.
@ it's wierd I know. We know better not to question movie logic so fuck it.
That is some low hanging fruit
@ hi hi
@@abhijithis9424 Uh, hi?
That whole imprinting on a baby thing made my soul vomit.
S4ns that part was just confusing, weird and twisted. But then again, so is the whole series anyway.
If he didnt imprint she would've died member they were to many wolfs they were out numbered than they started surrounding them
It reminds me of the Mormon ( FLDS) doctrine of plural marriage.
Eli · Games My guy fell in love with an infant. Its still messed up
@@SweetStberries If I was a Jacob fan (and in a way I am, because if I was Bella, I would have chosen him), that would have creeped me out too.
About sin 19- that was always a point of contention I had with this series, that it could have been AWESOME if it wasn’t about Bella. Edward’s history, Rosalie’s revenge on her rapists, all of Jasper, Alice running away from the vampire hunting her, it could have been great but noooooo
Literally everyone is more interesting than Bella. Like... everyone. The Cullens, the volturi, the wolves, hell even her BABY is more interesting 😂😂
Amateur novelists always make the side characters %10000 more interesting and likeable than their viewpoint character.
You mean if this series featuring superpowered vampires... actually focused on the superpowered vampires? I agree!
Is it too soon to codify this sort of thing? We could call it the *Transformers Principle* - the more awesome a fictional premise is, the more time it will instead spend on irrelevant bullshit.
Yeah, I can definitely agree with Rosalie, Jasper, and Alice. Those three are so much more interesting... I actually liked Jasper's history quite a bit.
You say that, but Meyers would find a way to f*ck it up. Now, in the hands of a skilled writer or if she had 20 editors, then yeah, probably could be passable. But "awesome" is... that's pushing it more than Salt n' Pepa.
You missed the sin where she was talking to Jacob at the wedding and she is wearing tennis shoes.
And how can Edward have a boner if he doesn't have blood flow?
which destroys the whole premise of vampires and why they could never exist. If they dont have blood flow, they shouldnt be able to move at all.....
How come you first give us that unimportant tennis shoes bullshit and only then amaze us with your jaw-dropping boner insight!?
Was it to get us to care about the tennis shoes?
Hes as hard as rock...SO HE ALWAYS HAS A BONER
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Woaahh
I'm sure you missed a sin for every time they're just blankly staring at things.
That should be a bonus round!
Especially when Alice's stares
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We need the super Mario, count
6:34 ok I'm a nerd I play chess and I know nobody cares about this BUT I don't know what he's smiling about since she's got two passed pawn on the seventh rank just waiting to mate the king in like five moves.
Why doesn't this have more likes
A) you don't need to be a nerd to play chess.
B) You're right, nobody cares.
Jefferson Smyth On B) it appears 92 people disagree with you
(I’m not one of them)
blackdamon what?
I didn’t understand what you just said but I love it lmao🤣
The entire story should have been about Rami Malek's character, Benjamin, the most powerful character in the entire series that the Volturi, Cullens, Stephanie Meyer, and everyone else ignored. He's basically all powerful and truly immortal (cannot be affected by fire because he controls ALL elements).
Honestly I totally agree, not to mention Rami would've played that role so well if he was given a full series to himself. Stephanie Meyer really missed out with not going more in depth on Benjamin.
SHOOKEN agree, but she’d probably throw in a shitty romance in it instead of focusing on his powers
Well with Stephenie's writing it would have become a cheap superhero rip-off, still better than this garbage though.
Stupid romances with horrible plots taking a place in 'every bodies' hearts.
YES
0:30 if your daughter was Bella, you’d be an alcoholic too.
4:32 damn. I forgot how hot Taylor Lautner was in this movie.
@RuleofVicus I know right XD
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Cannot believe that Bella's jumping chest (when the venom was healing her bones) didn't get a sin. That moment was hysterical for me.
It freaked me out
Writer: Abortion is bad!
Also same Writer: but marriage between a very emotional damaged 18 year old annd guy older then her dad who abuses her is tottes fine
Still don't know how the werewolf didn't end up with her
Ya know...long as she waits till her wedding night to have sex with that abusive stalker. Don't wanna send impressionable young girls the wrong message.
What do you mean "abuses her"? When does that ever happen?
@@stephsaguudefan1753 i think they kinda mean that rough sex they had on 5:58
@@stephsaguudefan1753 i guess you didnt see the marks and that evil pregnancy
"I've gone 4 minutes without a sin, so I'm sinning this movie for making that happen."
You missed a sin where the whole damn audience disappeared during the wedding kiss
@wasted story its not dumb if you get married to a man/women and feel like your the only 2 in the world 💀
@wasted story lol i know
That whole scene, I kept thinking that if I was there, forced to watch then kiss for a whole got damn 2 minutes, I would have up and left.
actually they were imagining that they weren't there.
It’s talking about how they aren’t paying attention to the audience
This made me realize how freaking ridiculous these movies are
Is it bad that I want to watch them all again
Hahah no cause I hated them and now I wanna rewatch them all 😂
Lol the books are good bella has a personality in them
For some, they can be guilty pleasures. I can somewhat watch them with the Rifftrax commentary playing and with some booze. Sometimes it's Rainier to channel my inner Mustache Dad (the only character I give a sh** about). Other times, it's a bottle of vodka or whiskey.
Yes it's bad, but you do you
“I didn’t really wanna spend my honeymoon writhing in pain”
She’s-She’s supposed to be a virgin right? Did she think that was avoidable?
trust me, many virgin smut writers even believe that their protagonists can have orgasms during their first time
Benefit Counterbench well she wouldn’t be writhing in pain the whole time but yeah, still
@@BenefitCounterbench some girls do it's just not exactly common but I agree these virgin writers are delulu
@@BenefitCounterbench I mean... it is possible if you know your body and what you like and have a partner who also does. Aka if you don't go from "just kisses" to "full-on penetration" in one day, but take it step by step. However, in the case of Bella and Edward, who did go from 0 to 100 in one night, I highly doubt it was that great for her indeed :D
@@peaceblossom8 Right, Bella's experience must have been unpleasant. But the smut writers... are worse.
Virgins have no idea how to use their body properly. Even if they "practice" beforehand, fingering and oral are not comparable with having a dong inside. Losing virginity is awkward for both parties and all they can think of is to avoid discomfort, pain, or bleeding. There's no way that a beginner with anxiety can orgasm. I found dozens of smuts in which the protagonist had multiple vaginal orgasms for the first try. Lmao, nice fantasy.
Still a better love story than uh... wait
Fifty Shades of Gray...I guess
Labeouf and Megan fox in transformers
Still a better love story than my love life
....Gigli ?
How's just2good searching?
Edward and Bella’s wedding kiss lasts a whole goddamn day 😂
9:30 that part does mean something. I don't remember if it's explained in the movies but I somehow do remember it was explained in the book. Basically, because of Jacob's ancestor, he should be the alpha and Sam should be the beta but Jacob didn't want to be alpha so he willingly let Sam be the alpha. In this moment, it's Jacob claiming rightful alpha status and breaking off to basically form his own pack which is why no one attacks him, cuz he's now technically the leader and also now his own pack. Which is why when the others break off to join him, the other wolves can't do anything cuz they're basically cutting their ties with the original pack and joining Jacob's pack. Also the reason everyone was so angered over the baby is cuz no one had ever heard of a half vampire half human child before and thus there was no way of knowing how the child would behave or if it would be able to remain secretive and not murder people. Which is a problem they've had with children turned full vampire in the past, which is why the whole next movie's conflict takes place. Cuz children turned full vampire can't control themselves and end up going full murder crazy and almost exposing them, so they worry Rennesme(?) Will be the same. Also I have no idea how I still remember this, I just used to be a huge fan of this series when I was younger and apparently all the useless info has been seared into my brain.
They ecplained that in the movie too, they just don't care. Also that pack logic is stupid.
I don't think they explained it very clearly in the movies. In fact, the scene they explain the whole pack stuff was so poorly done I'm not surprised it was sinned here. It was pretty beautifully told in the book but hugely butchered in the movie, so much so that no one would remember anything other than the whole lady cutting her arm and saving the pack. And then you hit it on the nail with the "oh shit we don't understand this so we gotta kill it just in case," thing. They weren't sure if the whole birth thing would make a difference vs being bitten after it was born full human on the Volturi's end and the wolves didn't know squat about it so they were just like "fuck it, get rid of the threat before it becomes one."
Also, the Volturi would've totally went to battle. Meyer just didn't have the heart to kill any of the main characters. People from way back when were bloodthirsty fuckers. With the army they had, Alice's vision would've done diddly squat to prevent a battle. That's my opinion on it anyways. And you don't have to kill all the main characters, but some sacrifices should be made sometimes to make the story better. Take it with a grain of salt.
Forgot how stupid the kid's name was oof
The alpha claim is total crap. Werewolves or wolves don't give the title of the alpha to their young to be inherited. It is determined by how strong a wolf is to lead a pack. In fact, sometimes, alpha wolves kill their strong young ones to keep their position
@Al Cipta please don't call me baby. I haven't read the books in years but I was a huge fan in middle school and for some reason I still remember a lot of the plot in the books. I remember being really upset how badly the movies butchered the books but I still enjoyed the movies at the time lol
Jacob: falls in love with a baby
Me: wait, that's illegal
BuT hE dIdN'T fAlL iN lOvE hE iMpRiNtEd!!!1!
Somebody call Chris Hansen!
The “shirt wearing distance” line cracked me up.
Honestly, Twilight could be a wattpad story 😂🤷♀️
I actually think it is 🤣. Stephenie Meyer just copied and pasted.
Idk. I’ve read Twilight fan-fiction’s better than the actual books on Wattpad. People get R E A L L Y creative.
@@Ashley-Lopez They have to because basically nobody has a good character so people who like the series, for some reason, are able to just flesh out these characters themselves.
A totally jank one
cinemasins grossly underestimates how quickly people can become stubbly. if she shaved the morning of her wedding, 12 hours later its normal to have leg hair!! let her shave dammit
Yeah if she's part werewolf
I love how this is the part you comment on, xD.
@@ellie9248 Nope.
Damn you a hairy bitch
Ellie If she’d left the stubs on, they could have role played... oh yeah, steamy werewolf vampire nooky!
Actually the pack share their thoughts. Thats why there are no secrets in the pack. So even if he wanted to hide Bellas pregnancy he couldn't cause he was thinking about
That sounds like a major inconvenience
@@gabrielam.7681 Really embarrassing tbh, imagine losing your virginity and the whole pack f*cking knows the moment they see and hear your thoughts.
Not to defend this series at all, but at least 3 of those sins would be taken off if you remembered that the wolf pack can hear each others thoughts.
I don't think the people at cinemasins read the books though. They just watch the movies, which really don't explain that part clearly enough.
@@KatieMaddalena Yeah a big part of Cinemasins is that reading the books shouldn't be necessary to understand what's going on in a movie adaptation. The movies should be well-made enough on their own that people can understand what's happening.
@@KatieMaddalena Are you dumb? They mentioned wolf telepathy in the second frickin film, and several times throughout the series
@@misterwinkybluff no, I'm not dumb because I don't remember the finer parts of a movie I saw five+ years ago. I'm just a normal person with a normal memory. So please, if you don't mind, explain which parts these were?
@@KatieMaddalena In New Moon, that one dude says “We can read each other’s’ thoughts.” Later Jacob says “Wolf telepathy, remember?” when talking about Leah and Sam. In Breaking Dawn, Leah mentions she can’t hear the pack anymore as soon as she made the decision to leave (as does Jacob, I believe). And a pretty big tip-off is when they learn about Renesmee and gather at La Push in wolf form and are all talking.
“Jesus, SKIP”
That was me with this whole franchise
“So with absolutely no doctor on the premises...”Carlisle is a doctor
He wasn’t there
Yeah. They have to deliver the half-vampire baby, but they send their only doctor to deal with werewolfes...
Sára Němcová he wasn’t sent to deal with werewolves- he left to get more blood before anything happened
@Amy Sternheim 😂😂😂
Actually, Edward was one too. He went through medical school twice.
The “Yahoo!” part made me laugh right along with him 😂😂😂
For all the crap we give the first film, they at least had the decency to use Google.
Edwards vampy sense is tingling his skin is twinkling and I think I'm gonna head to the bathroom for a little tinkling
That part is so damn funny ,🤣🤣🤣
Still a better love story then Fifty Shades of Grey.
Just not as good as 2 girls 1 cup or anything Sasha Grey did....
Not even close. Plus, I wasn't bored with Fifty Shades in the first ten minutes.
Since Twilight caused the creation of 50 Shades I don't think so.
R. Gallagher no no no no, Fifty Shades or Serious Brain Damage
@@Xehanort10 Lmao that's what I was gonna comment.
"Well someone's dead body needs a sandwich"
“Someone’s dead body needs a sandwich” 😂😂😂
4:21 "How the f*ck does she know who that is at shirt wearing distance?"
I don't know, he's usually shirtless
you forget that Anna Kendrick is just shown in like 2 scenes or so. I would say that's the biggest sin, but ok
And in both of those short scenes, it was painfully obvious Anna wanted to be anywhere else other than there.
Kristen Stewart is like a shark. She can't close her mouth
VAMPIRE SKIN DOES NOT TWINKLE, MR DIGGORY!
1000 points from Hufflepuff!
I remember my mother walking in on the scene that Bella is in the car going to her honeymoon and being like "She looks so sad" LMAO
“She got married stubble”
Me: 🤣🤣
More like Twilight: Breaking *DOWN* Part I, am I right?
if you are breaking down now i´m impressed you lasted this long
Yeah...
💔👇1
Or Breaking Down one.
DarkestKnight75 no. that was gross
no.
I’ve seen this so many times that I don’t really care that it’s re-uploaded
Here's some of that attention you were-...ah fuck it.
Yeah okay, all of this is correct, but NEVER CRITICIZE ROSALIE! She's, like, the only rational and imperfect character in this entire movie.
Wouldn't say completely rational.
@@fightingmedialounge519 I didn't mean it like that, I know she makes irrational decisions. What I meant is that she makes sense as a person. Like the others are too perfect to be real - or, rather, rational.
@@thaliachanning2245 But she's not wrong. And she looks like that from the surface, but you have to look a little deeper. That's why I'm saying she has the most depth of any character.
I disagree. While Rosalie has the most potential to be something interesting outside of the parents & Jacob. She is still a very undeveloped & terribly written character with plenty of Twilight grossness. The worst that stands out to me is she specifically liked Emmett because of how much he resembled the baby of the friend she had when she was human. The baby that inspired her desire to be a mom. That shouldn’t lead to a romantic relationship between them. If anything that should lead to her adopting him. It’s odd, unnecessary and disgusting backstory that doesn’t fit with the characters established. Especially considering they have the most blatantly sexual relationship among the cullens. It’s creepy.
@@wolfmoon7762 Charlie is the only truly likeable person but he’s still written to be a bumbling dad.
Something I always thought about was how in True Blood, Jessica was a virgin when she was turned, so every time she had sex it was like she was losing her virginity every time.
So I always used this idea as why Bella and Edward had sex before she turned
The no one harms someones imprinted person doesn't make sense... I mean Sam hurt his wife... Who he imprinted on....
And he hurt her bc she didn't want him and waa trying to make him leave. He literally stalked then disfigured her into submission.
I was getting a Deja vu throughout the first half of the video......then i saw its reloaded ..........still funny ..........
Lol haha
"That reminds me, my shirt needs to come off"... Lol I love it.
Also, Jacob fell in love with a baby, hes fantasising about until she's 18 and they bang each other? That's extremely creepy.
he didnt fall in love with her. This cinemasin thing is stupid because they always sin things based on it not being explained or him not knowing why it has happened. The thing is, the movie does explain it MULTIPLE times but cinemasins just doesnt care for it so sins it anway. Anyways, imprinting is not just falling in love, its a connection to always protect and be there for somebody. Sins also sined the fact that Jacob "chose" to imprint on the baby as if he has control, but as they explain literally like 5 times, wolves have no control over who they imprint on. SO no, he was not in love with a baby, he just feels he needs to protect it in whatever way he can.
@sophia jeavons
did you seriously take CinemaSins that seriously? Tf, you know it’s a joke right?
Yellow House no he isn’t interested in her romantically i don’t see how you’re misunderstanding that- he just has to protect her in any way he can. not that hard to get lmao
@@sophiajeavons5878 you can stick that lmao up your ass since you're literally defending him wanting to fuck her. He asks edward if he should call him dad now , he instantly imagines her as a grown up. It's been often enough explained that imprinting is not just about protecting but matching one wolf to his perfect partner. Why do you think the pack was so shocked when quill imprinted on Emily's niece ??? Because every other pair of imprinting was between two similarly aged people who became a couple and or married. Dont justify that just because you're team Jacob or whatever.
sophia jeavons
we get it, you are a huge twilight fan. Why else do you think Cinemasins would make this video? To piss off fanboys lol.
OMG, the Dr. House theme music thing just killed me. HELP 😂
Interesting that Bella's father did not attempt to call her or find her in this movie, as he did in part 2. To add, for vampires that are centuries old and claim to have many degrees, that is odd that Carlisle did not use an IV immediately when Bella began to lose weight or try an emergency C-section. The claim that vampires are intelligent, yet the characters here have made many foolish and avoidable mistakes through the story.
for some reason i can't stop laughing at the 'im wolfing it home' bit
I see A Re-upload.
1. I Re-watch.
2. I Re-like.
3. I Re-comment.
4. I Re-watch...
I reconsider my life and where it is going.
I regurgitate, because I see that chicks bland boring face unable to convey emotions.
5. I refrain from sleeping
Im reading twilight. The WHOLE SERIES.
*infinite level of pain*
Edit: you think that's bad? I'm reading THE ENTIRE SERIES
wish me luck bois also thanks for the likes
On the bright side, I have official clarification to say that every second Brock is on screen is a better live story than Twilight
Why would you?
I actually enjoyed it.. but I read it when I was like 13 so
Don't do it
You got a death wish?
@Jake the Dragony Master: Did you lose a bet?
"he just fell in love with a B A B Y..."
13:06 literally has me in tears LMAOOO
4:32 That shot you took at HP and nobody noticed 🤣
9:01 I don't know if they ever explained this in the movie, but when they're in their wolf form the pack unintentionally shares all their thoughts. He was thinking about the pregnancy, and so everyone instantly knew about it.
I still remember this, even having left the fandom 10+ years ago @.@
They did in the second movie.
Sin 84: Jacob's voice is unique because he's supposed to be an alpha so he has the alpha voice and Sam doesn't, he just has a really annoying one. More annoying then Seth's voice in wolf form and that's saying a lot.
“good and pure? that’s not like *either* of you!”
i just watch these back because the underlying shade still makes me gasp to this day
0:18 I'm starting to envy Edward's inability to hear Bella's inner thoughts
You had me at "oh, shut your fucking whining, Jacob" 😂
Omg nevermind the babypart is the best 😂
My favorite sins in this video:
"That's... an hour I'll never get back."
"He just fell in love with a BABY."
"they're terrible and stupid and I wanna go home" 😂😂 this might be the funniest video cinemasins ever did
I know this has probably been said.... but the splitting of the final movie of a series/saga whatever was actually Harry Potter. So as much as I hate to say this.... sin off for breaking dawn part 1. Oh god
In fairness, stuff actually HAPPENS in the Harry Potter books/movies.
I love it when something happens in a scene and all he does is laugh and award a sin XD
Anna Kendrick is the only best thing that was good in the series
Anna Kendrick voice makes my ears bleed
Don't forget Dakota Fanning. She made the Volturi interesting at least.
@@erinhaury5773 actually the only supernatural group in the whole movie that piques my curiosity.
@Blair Bart Really? Ever seen Kristen nominated as in Golden Globe or Academy Award? I didn't. And don't tell me that she is too young. Jennifer Lawrence won the golden statue AND Golden Globe at 22. If it was a fact, then at least her name should come up somewhere within those two big shot, no?
Blair Bart Did I ask
I've just noticed that the wolf dude has always been a "nice guy". Just give him a fedora and voila!
*Also I guess that the metaphor here is that Bella is Jesus sacrificing her virginity for the sake of...wait...*
5:29
“What be a vampire? Can’t anyone do that? “ No not Elena Gilbert
*During the wedding*
Edward:"oops I bit you while we were kissing"
Bella:"YaY I'm a vampire"
Edward:...WhOoPs
He bit through the umbilical cord
Please don't. Jesus, I am throwing up already.
I'm done thinking about this, there's probably a vampire child birth fetish out there.
This movie is so bad I can't even get through the CinemaSins version of it.
got as far as 8 mins
The movie is too boring that even jokes about it is also boring.
@Lunala Moon Funny thing is to throw that in an anime and there will be a shit load of fanboy/fangirl defending it. :v
@@scipio764 I sincerely thank you for stating something obvious that I completely missed. Hopefully a yaoi fangirl won't catch your scent.
true af. i love PLL but even i couldnt ship Ezria. Teacher/student relationships are gross. Stat. rap gross and both are illegal. Gross and just ew. i can't even w/ that relationship. All my PLL fandom ship it. I just can't explain why. Ok, I know why but get it.
“Jacob fell in love with a baby”
One word:
E V E R Y T H I N G .
"Stupid imprinting" "Stupid Jacob".....I'm dying omg
I am actually snort laughing at this holy shit I think I gotta pee😂😂😂
Still a better love story than..
Oh wait this is twilight
One thing I would like to point out that in the Twilight series, it was stated that the ware wolves are stronger on faster than vampires on average.
You could have left this unviewable, the less twilight in my life the better.
Just kidding around, love your videos!
Were still talking about twilight even though it ended years ago😂LMaO
Loved the video🤣
Your narration cracks me up, oh it makes me laugh so hard, I love it.
Everything wrong with the whole twilight series in one post. The whole series. Roll credits.
chewbacca7775 hah a yes
no reals but hey it’s popular opinion so we have to blindly agree am i right
No harry potter started the splitting last movie trend years prior
"Explain to me" Jake has the hereditary right to rule, which he relinquished in his initial disgust with being a dangerous werewolf
"Man, fuck this bike. I'm wolfing it home!"
Also.. *"YAHOO"* 😂
This imprinting on a freaking baby is still disturbing
And anyone wonder when renesmee gets older she may ask Jacob who his first love was and him having to tell her it was her own mother
I'm hoping the next video is Incredibles 2
You think that when he reviews the final one he’ll remove like 5 sins for finally ending our suffering? Or 500 sins for suffering?
He already did the final part like 3 years ago.
Josh Buckley than what the hell is this? I never watched twilight and I haven’t watched that video in a while...
@@nuclearglory0363 This is also 3 years old, but it was deleted, they've been re-uploading their deleted videos on Sundays for a while. It even says on the video description that this came out on 9/6/15.
7:44 fetus deletus
"She got married with stubble!" Hahahaha😂
They traveled for like a full day to the island. She had new stubble. Clearly no one thinks women regrow hair even if they get 5 o clock shadow 🤷♀️ DUH
13:06 CRYING 😭😭😭 “Bella drops a cup & some bullshit happens” LMFAOO
10:23 I love that Yahoo got its own sin😂😂😂💀
8:57
**Lion King 2 Flashbacks**
Jackie Harmon Deception
You should've broken this part into 2 more parts and sinned each for an hour long