[YTP] - Steve JoJ introduces iPad and gets heckled
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- Опубліковано 2 сер 2024
- 6 billion hours of battery life, and only $15.6.99 for unlimited data!
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"Battery" was definitely the most revolutionary feature of the iPad.
Don't forget about the 6 billion hours of battery life....flaf...
What is this battery you speak of
Sounds advanced
Or rather a lack thereof
Ba to ray
What an absolutely legendary feature for the iPaP.
"2nd update: we sold 50 million people"
Steve JoJ; worlds leading human trafficker
Apple is *the world now*
Nokia Lumia 620 no this is Patrick
in one quarter
@@YTPewp LOL
@@YTPewp we have 140,000 saplications in the sap store
steve: "I'd like to talk for a minute about sinks"
crowd: goes ballistic
Yes!
Who wouldn't!?
Oh man its really steve joj
we are the happy ones jOj
Hahah yes
"Apple is Samsung, Apple is Nokia, Apple is the world"
@@ameliacid4146 Close enough
Apple is life
*"-now"*
Apple is Sony
Apple is also Sony dont forget
"Macbooks aren't better at anything! They're just cheaptops."
That part got me good.
Is true
Ur just saying that cuz ur an Apple hater
@@ebrahimfawad940 I hate Apple, yes.
Someone Else bro seriously, what is wrong with Apple, they make products like other companies, and some of them are way better than anything else. Like why u hate Apple. They’re products never fail unlike Samsung products.
@@ebrahimfawad940 they might not fail, but the MacBooks sure do get blistering hot.
The New York Times has been publishing a newspaper commonly referred to as The New York Times
I dont even think that part is edited
Trying to meet the minimum words requirement
Me, writing a research paper.
🤯
Sowawus
The battery will run the iPad for over 684 thousand years. That’s a pretty good battery life
Levi Bachus I have no idea...
@Levi Bachus Well it was invented before quick charge 3.0 so I think it would take at least 5 minutes.
@@BlueOvals24 dear God...
I need that battery now
No wonder it can run so long with the 0.5" display
We wanna kick off 2010 by introducing 1991.
The apple time machine
iTime
...last week!
I wish it exists man... for real...
@@BuckeyeNative001 Starts from 999999$, each part sols separately
Time Machine
Damn-the editing is genius and the crowd voices are golden
Thank ya 👍
@@YTPewp were gonna charge just 9 99 99 99 had me cackling you are artistic and a modern comedic savant
@@YTPewp I'm gonna invest in those 140,000 Sap-lications
“SDK, And SDK, and so SDK, and of course SDK and get-“ “SHUT UP”
*silence*
"UUUU"
I heard “best DK”
What is the "shut up!" from? I know I've heard it before.
@@aplimsollpunk2738 sounds a bit like smosh.
@@Trout636 Correct you are! I looked it up and it's a perfect match.
"When we started Apple in 19 -THIRTY FOUR, with 15$ of revenue.."
*_Slow clapping_*
“I like to forget that. Apple is shit now.”
Can we kick off 2020 by introducing 1991 again?
2011
Pye Ltd. 2011 was SuS
Where do we sign up for that??
Yeah it's the year that Ussr dies, Snes released with Super Mario World, the Streets of Rage began, Yoshi was born, the begining of the sonic franchise, junk food being popular and being cool and rad and Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up rises on popularatuty since 1987 and Apple began in 1934. Yoshi: Apple is created in 1976 not 1934
@@Seven71987 Apple began in 1976 and Never going to give you up was big when it came out 1987 just not a meme. snes was 1990
"That crap has been downloaded nearly two times..."
"I can't get this app... *distorted sad face* "
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This product sounds great, but he really had me sold when he mentioned the 3 billion gigabytes of FLALF.
You don’t know how frustrating it has been working on projects with hard deadlines only to find out I ran out of FLALF space.
And you're gonna need the 6 billion hours of battery too!!
He sold me when he sold 50 million people.
Honestly I was sold with the battery! Many tablets don’t have battery but apple’s revolutionary battery is amazing!
The fact that MLB has been downloaded 2 whole times is a true mark of progress
Nearly two whole times*
“We sold 50,000,000 people” 😂
Steve Jobs was a slave trader, confirmed
fr tho lmao
Smartops and laphones XD
Yes
Cheaptops xD
I love that lol
holy shit dude this one is genuinely my favorite from you LMFAOOOO
"$15.6.99"
Glad to hear it!!
Nine ninetynineninetynine
MaTh
I cant wait to have 3 billion gigabytes of flALF
I want 3 billion gigs of flaalf
"It has no reason to exist."
In fairness, that's not far off the truth!
4:26 Love him or hate him, he’s speaking fax
Foxy What are you talking about? He is a fax machine, duh...
Sus
"So that's a quick look, eehhh-ahhh-ehhhh, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
man, that smosh "shut up" takes me back to the time when this was actually happening
Omg 6 billion hours of battery what legends!
You are quickly becoming one of my favorite poopers alongside Dathings and Cs188
Thanks!! I love those channels too!
Those are good,I will add Noisepuppet and Septic Foundry. There are alot more as well. Good poop dude.
3:32
"Well, sowawos"
one half of the YTP community: 3:37
The other half: 4:59
Up to 250 MB data a month
Just only $2,007.99
1:16 who else kept rewatching this moment?
“We wanna kick off 2010 with 1991.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
2:58 when I try to talk to a girl!
Let that sink in. It's cold outside and it needs to warm up.
iPad weighs 64 pounds with a 0.5 inch display.
3:12 when the sus hits
“We want to put Skoal in the hands of lots of people”- Steve Joj 1991
Steve Joj keyed up my Vespa back in 1991
I love the guy's face when he walks on stage, after being booed.
1:51 “Snaaanz.”
the other guy says “RERERERE”
i felt that
Will someone please accept my Sap-lication
You have been sap-proved 👌
@@YTPewp oh thank sus
1:48 i almost cried when he said "the hoh, the HOH" and did those hand gestures. i don't know why-
...."snaAans."
2:30 was amazing
FlalF
that crap has been downloaded nearly 2 times
"i can't get this app..."
Can't wait to use the SaP store on my new ipad
uploading at 3 AM gang :pray:
Good night 😴
This is amazing 😍
My favourite book is 'UA-cam Poop'! How did you know?
The most little-known fact about JoJ!
UA-cam is broken like always
2:38
Plot twist: 6 Billion milliseconds.
That would still be a 69.4 day battery life
@@charlie_nolan No, 6 billion hours wouldnt be 60 days, it would be alot more, 1 billion seconds is 30 years
GD Spam King The original comment said milliseconds, not seconds. There are 1000 milliseconds in a second. Steve JoJ would not approve this oversight
@@charlie_nolan 6 billion milliseconds, 6 million seconds, 100 thousand minutes.
/1440 to get the number of days.
So more like 70 days.
Yeah Im a nerd.
coviant lynch wait that was my original number but I googled it and got 11 days... maybe google is wrong
Edit: google is wrong. I did it again and got 69.4 days
That “shut up” brought back memories. I miss old Smosh.
4:42 Please make a 1 hour remix of “$9.99”
I knew that song would be a hit 😶
And put it to an instrumental version of "1999" by Prince! ^_^
iPad finally gets thumb-drive support.
And it only took 12 quick years.
That's only 4,380 days.
*"Apple is the world now."*
1:26. Priceless. Also 6 billion hours of battery life?! Sign me up.
Good luck lifting 60 lbs
3 billion gigabytes of FlalF on the iPad
5:26 thanks for the idea. i'm sims player
This is the best YTP channel to ever exist
Please make another steve JoJ video!
Thank you!! I definitely will 👍
Nobody:
Steve JoJ: it’s just so suuUsS
"No one:
Someone: something
Haha so funny please laugh at this joke omg lol hahAHah"
Pin this comment or Steve joj will make you into an ipad SuS
Thanks for all the likes!
Actually got pinned
I still laugh at sus jokes
Hey 250 iPods sold in what 19 years that's not that bad
“I’d like to forget that, Apple is shit now.”
The sad thing is that’s not a joke
Steve, thanks for reminding me that I gotta go buy Kitchen.
2:07 hey he gave your channel a shout out how cool 🤣🤣🤣
He did 😆
iPad has 6 billion hours of battery life.(684,000 years)
Lol
"We started Apple in 1934."
Sinks? But everyone knows your sink is the bathroom!
Reference time 😎
From sleekly contemporary leaky d*ck to SuS, it's easy to fall in love with the perfect faucet!
dun-un
dun-un
DUN-UN
@@coconutnghtmr9931 And even black.
We are ready for the 125 million credit cards😂😂 that got me so good
That seems so true though lol 😂😆
3:22 - Lol!
I need that 6 billion-hour battery in my iPod right now! I could listen to my dope tunes until death and beyond!
Where can I get this battery for my phone? 🤣
An incredible phenomenon-nomenom-nomenom
Later:
And we call it... the I-I-I-I-I-I
All of your videos have a plot and it’s hilarious to hear people being consistent yet chaotic at the same time.
0:07 that is exactly what Steve said to his employees every dad
0:25 I never knew Steve JoJ was such an efficient human trafficker.
Hearing smosh “SHUT UP” brought back so many memories! Thank you
Yo 4:25. That’s some damn alien speak right there 😂
“All of us use smart tops and lap phones.”🤣
"All of us use *smart-tops* and *lap-phones* now"
I’m dead 😂😂😂
I think they discovered nuclear energy for the batteries
02:14 when he said sus, I felt that
6 Billion hour Battery Life! Awesome
The “boo” when Forstall came up :(
stonks
Mfw when I’ll never have a 6 billion hour battery life device
Great! I was wondering what I was going to do with my 3 billion gigabytes of FlaalF.
2:32 it's got battery
*screeches of damned souls*
He should've said "We wanna kick off 2010-10-10-10-10-10-10-10", for my first impressions.
6 billion hours of battery life? Fuck, it would never die. LOL.
"...has been downloaded nearly 2 times..."
*We invited a few developers to apple to give them a hickey*
😂😂😁
Best YTP I've seen in ages!
If you could get 3 billion gigs of flash in 2010, you can probably get tons of yottabytes of flAlf
"... *and I'm just gonna go to Safari. I just touch the butt. I can just touch it. This gorgeous large butt* "
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Smart tops and lap phones 😍!!!
"So that gives you a little overview of what the iPad can do...it has no reason for being.
Fuck you very much."
Steve JoJ with the mic drop
Best ytp i've seen in a very long time
Thanks! 😁
honestly YTPs coming back into style is the only saving grace of 2020
YOU ARE A GENIUS!!!!
You're my light in the dark, YT PEWP.
I love watching your videos on the UA-cam Sap.
I just realized that the creator of this yep knew what sus was before among us got popular 😳😳
I totally lost it when the crowd was bored by the iPad but went nuts when he mentioned sinks xD
Oh my gosh, I love this! So funny! From the crowd reactions to the sentence mixing, all great!!
Steve JoJ: I would like to talk about sinks!
Crowd: *losing their minds*
Oh my gosh! That part got me GOOD! I was NOT expecting that! I had to pause it cuz I started crying in laughter. Great job!
Thanks! Glad you enjoyed! 😁