Rewriting the rules to success?????? Oh, Rule 1. Don't start at the bottom. Rule 2. Chose your rich daddie's business to get into. Rule 3. Marry a guy richer than your daddy. Follow these simple rules and you'll be a success!
ucf1999 I'd like to think I'd raise my kids to find their own way similar to Warren Buffet. I'd tell my kids that no one gets a free pass and if you want to work with me you've got to be better than your competition no matter who you are. Being mad at people for being rich is dumb but being mad at people for trying to stay rich by keeping others poor, not so dumb.
The book does nothing to help anyone make a start in business, it doesn't rewrite any rules. If I had a business I would certainly send my children to good schools and bring them into the business is they wanted to, and assist them in other ventures if that's what they wanted. BUT I would hope they would realise just how privileged they would be in those circumstances. Ivanka seems to have no awareness of the enormous step up her social position has given her. I'm sure she works hard, but the fact is, she basically can't fail. If she wants to go into fashion, she shells out a few hundred thousand dollars on designers and administrative staff, they sit down and revamp a line of clothing of the fashions she likes, and let's face it, there's not much you can do wrong, dresses are dresses, trousers are trousers! Then you slap your already well known Trump name on it, get someone to sort out the manufacture in China, go to stores who welcome a well known brand name and wait for the money to roll in. Where has she rewritten the rules? Where has she taken risks? She has taken her position for granted, she never went into debt, her house, her livelihood was never in danger like it is with some people starting businesses. She's a spoilt brat who thinks she's clever because she can make money, and never acknowledges the silver spoon in her mouth.
and now it's come out that his initial fortune 400 status is a total and complete fraud. and he used that fraud to lie to banks to get them to lend him money.
Ivanka isn't as bad as her dad YET. She has lived a life without requirement, struggle or consequences -- exactly like her father. When she talks about staying home from work to take care of a sick child, her frame of reference on the matter includes: a chef, two housekeepers, two nannies, a driver, business team, and now a Secret Service detail.
yoo toob Ivanka pursued a 'friendship' with Chelsea Clinton to further her networking aims, one she dropped when they were achieved. She publicly defended her father, but only as far as it furthered her ambitions, when his poll numbers dropped, she hid. As soon as he won, she moved to Washington DC with a long list of conflicts of interests that damage the institution of the Presidency. She's a prop. employed to soften the image of this Presidency. She's a self serving parasite, just like her father, but with a pretty smile.
Either Samantha is very fluent in German, or she practiced the heck out of that German statement. Either way, I think Samantha is more of an authority on working then Ivanka could ever dream to be.
Almost, the last word is Frau, so they translated it so that it was very similar to the Auschwitz gate. It says "work makes woman" whereas arbeit macht frei is "work makes freedom". So it's cringe worthy, but not the actual thingie. Still, you can see where she gets it from! 😂
Calling glorified real estate agents "builders" is a disgrace to actual civil engineers and architects everywhere. If Trump actually built buildings instead of paying for them (or not) and putting his name on them, they'd fall. He doesn't have 1/10 the attention span or mathematical ability to actually construct a building.
I'm sure Ivanka knows so much about the plight of the working women needing to stay home with their sick child. Right single working mother with two jobs?
Yes, she has kids, and no, we're not sure they're not her father's. Come to think of it, we're not sure they're hers, either. Ivanka's the type who would order one of her servants to bear children for her.
Neither. Breaking it down by word would look a little bit like this: Ex Demokratie Wegweisers Mafia Tochter G20-Gipfel Delegierungs Übelkeits Gefühl (i couldn't tell if you were joking, I'm German)
I defence of Ivanka's verbal use of architect.... I just looked the word up and it can in fact be used as a verb; Verb (used with object) to plan, organize, or structure as an architect: 'The house is well architected.'
Apparently 'Ladies who Book' aren't concerned with trivial things like salaries, gainful employment, 401k's, medical coverage, insurance or even home ownership. Women who work are absolutely the power players in this game
I usually love the show but the ArbeitmachtFrau was in really poor taste and honestly made me cringe, a lot. My grandparents were Holocaust survivors and I'm really shocked that this was even used. I would really like the staff to rethink for next time, or else I might need to stop watching.
I thought the joke had no place because of the content and because it didn't add to the piece at all. If it was taken out, then the point still would have gotten across. When people refer to genocides in jokes, it doesn't necessarily help get to the cause of the issue, which is to remember it. Sure, it does on a superficial level, but when you are talking about serious topics, you want it to be taken seriously. A better hashtag is a phrase that those who want to remember have been using for years: #neveragain, which has been used to refer to multiple genocides. That actually makes you think about the implications of what happened.
I'm not necessarily for censoring and I get it wasn't supposed to be totally humerous. I think being able to bring serious issues into the spotlight that leads to discussion is a great thing. I didn't think it really worked as a device for humor or a way to respectfully bring up something serious, no matter the comparion.
Here's a quote: "Be worth knowing, rather than just well-known."
"Life like nobody's architecting...." Love it! You in danger girl!
in a breathy valley girl voice........'Like whatever'.
"Finally she can claim to have a jacket that's made in America." Girl, you *slayin'*.
“You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means.”
Inigo Montoya.
Rewriting the rules to success??????
Oh,
Rule 1. Don't start at the bottom.
Rule 2. Chose your rich daddie's business to get into.
Rule 3. Marry a guy richer than your daddy.
Follow these simple rules and you'll be a success!
Exactly. Really disgusting and condescending to all women who aren't in the 1%.
ucf1999 I'd like to think I'd raise my kids to find their own way similar to Warren Buffet. I'd tell my kids that no one gets a free pass and if you want to work with me you've got to be better than your competition no matter who you are. Being mad at people for being rich is dumb but being mad at people for trying to stay rich by keeping others poor, not so dumb.
Jealously...oooooooh my Jealously! I love Natalie Merchant.
The book does nothing to help anyone make a start in business, it doesn't rewrite any rules. If I had a business I would certainly send my children to good schools and bring them into the business is they wanted to, and assist them in other ventures if that's what they wanted.
BUT I would hope they would realise just how privileged they would be in those circumstances.
Ivanka seems to have no awareness of the enormous step up her social position has given her. I'm sure she works hard, but the fact is, she basically can't fail.
If she wants to go into fashion, she shells out a few hundred thousand dollars on designers and administrative staff, they sit down and revamp a line of clothing of the fashions she likes, and let's face it, there's not much you can do wrong, dresses are dresses, trousers are trousers!
Then you slap your already well known Trump name on it, get someone to sort out the manufacture in China, go to stores who welcome a well known brand name and wait for the money to roll in.
Where has she rewritten the rules? Where has she taken risks?
She has taken her position for granted, she never went into debt, her house, her livelihood was never in danger like it is with some people starting businesses.
She's a spoilt brat who thinks she's clever because she can make money, and never acknowledges the silver spoon in her mouth.
Wordavee1
Well said.
I need that Life like nobody's architecting poster NOW
T-Shirt!
Ethan McDermott My friend and I have both set it to our wallpaper
MAKE IT HAPPEN, SAM BEE!!! *A*
Not gonna lie, I took a screenshot. Maybe my fb banner?
shecub84 It's mine.
Most working women don't have nannys, housekeepers & chauffeurs.
Thats what their healthcare is about: making sure all those other woman die off.
Which is what's so funny. Because when we're dead, who will nanny their kids? Cook their meals? Drive them places?
Ouch, this video was too sharp I cut myself with it.
" That's not how you language"!
It's funny that Trump claims he is so rich, because clearly, his entire family couldn't even afford a dictionary
And her views on feminism, and on poor people, and on her father, and well everything
And she herself, odious cow.
They all hire people to dictionary for them
Yes, Shakespeare
and now it's come out that his initial fortune 400 status is a total and complete fraud. and he used that fraud to lie to banks to get them to lend him money.
"Architecting" ....building Ivanka, You mean building
Nah, building implies actual work is being done.
Ivanka always looks like she's processing oxygen for the first time when she's speaking.
xingcat she needs to see a speech therapist
Human tooth whitening strip😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😝
shelly amor you're stunning
Scathing, Savage and Oh SO Spot On!
Ivanka isn't as bad as her dad YET.
She has lived a life without requirement, struggle or consequences -- exactly like her father. When she talks about staying home from work to take care of a sick child, her frame of reference on the matter includes: a chef, two housekeepers, two nannies, a driver, business team, and now a Secret Service detail.
yoo toob Ivanka pursued a 'friendship' with Chelsea Clinton to further her networking aims, one she dropped when they were achieved. She publicly defended her father, but only as far as it furthered her ambitions, when his poll numbers dropped, she hid. As soon as he won, she moved to Washington DC with a long list of conflicts of interests that damage the institution of the Presidency. She's a prop. employed to soften the image of this Presidency. She's a self serving parasite, just like her father, but with a pretty smile.
Boopala who wouldn't take an opportunity? less of 2 evils, them or the Kardashians?
For me, neither!
Either Samantha is very fluent in German, or she practiced the heck out of that German statement. Either way, I think Samantha is more of an authority on working then Ivanka could ever dream to be.
xuyahfish if Sam weren't from Canada she has my vote for president in 2020
I'm an architect. Since 1986.
She is not using the word correctly.
"You in danger girl." -Whoopi Goldberg to the rest of America
Didn't know she had a book out. Because I don't care. I'm so proud of that.
As always Samantha's on point!
Women aren't funny.
Projecting much?
I'm architecting right now 😭😭😭😭😭
yoo toob Well that must be some efficient architecting!!
I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. Thank you Samantha Bee, for helping me laugh through such a terrible time.
samantha bee is rocking late night.
She went to Germany and used the sign from the concentration camps as her brand slogan?! She's Donny's daughter alright.
Almost, the last word is Frau, so they translated it so that it was very similar to the Auschwitz gate. It says "work makes woman" whereas arbeit macht frei is "work makes freedom". So it's cringe worthy, but not the actual thingie. Still, you can see where she gets it from! 😂
Oh my, the burns! :-D
Ivanka = Millennial Lady Macbeth.
Lady Macbeth had at least focused her husband's ambitions.
“unsex me here, and fill me from the crown to the toe top-full of direst cruelty” why can I imagine Ivanka chanting this?
Lady Macbeth had a plan Invanka is just doing what daddy says.
Ropsana Khanom Maybe because you have bigger imagination than me?
LM realised what she had done at the end and died alone, if you're linking this to Ivanka than we have some foreshadowing going on
OUCH!...and entirely spot on. Sam Bee and Seth Myers are must see TV.
I love Sam Bee. I mean I really,genuinely love her.
Women aren't funny.
Pinkie Pie Boo hoo, boo.
Pia Rossi haha
"Columbising feminism".
Nice 😎
That is some legendary wordplay right there. I'm using it. It's as good as Sam's Ted Cruz burns
Sam's Ted Cruz burns are my all time favorite :D
Not familiar...going to search them right now. Thanks for the tip.
College Humor reference! Thanks Pat
Samantha you architect your case for Ivanka and her family so good!
"That's not how you language!" 😂😂😂
"architecting" (Anderson Eye roll)
Sam Bee has my heart. Thank you for conveying our actual feelings.
as usual, she's setting women up for failure... she had her riches handed to her on a plate, she never had to fight for ANYTHING in her life
I don't want advice on how to ask for a raise, from someone who just has to smile at her daddy to get one.
I love when she admitted she was former working poor! You get better everyday!!!!!!!
Thank you for numbering the parts of this episode!
I died when Sam started speaking German
This makes me wish I were 16 again so I could hope to grow up to be Samantha Bee. And that's the ONLY reason I'd ever want to be a teenager again.
"That's not how you language!"#CoffeeSpitter
What will the Trump library look like?
I'm thinking all shelves,,,no books.
The Art of the Deal and used copies of Playboy that Trump's in, I imagine.
Half built and painted gold
a dungeon
I doubt he'd get a library, but they might name the laundry room at the federal prison he dies in after him...
It'll be fantastic, the best, so classy (and yet look like it was built in 1982 by one of the real housewives of New Jersey)
In this case sometimes its best to leave a book on its shelf.
Everyone should be watching these
Calling glorified real estate agents "builders" is a disgrace to actual civil engineers and architects everywhere. If Trump actually built buildings instead of paying for them (or not) and putting his name on them, they'd fall. He doesn't have 1/10 the attention span or mathematical ability to actually construct a building.
Meatwad! Kudos for the Meatwad reference!
S/o to the South East Tampa reference!!! 😂😂😂
What's it from?
I'm sure Ivanka knows so much about the plight of the working women needing to stay home with their sick child. Right single working mother with two jobs?
That sigh from Whoopi Goldberg was one of the saddest I've ever heard
The life like nobody's architecting is my facebook header.
I LOVE Samantha Bee's take down on phony Ivanka and her clap trap.
Samantha bee is intellectually awesome
Trumps are like a modern day Borgia's
Zach Hamell Then Kushner better watch his back
I want to like this twice
America deserves Donald Trump. We have finally elected someone who reflects the very worst of our reality TV cultural values. Well done America.
Thomas Monroy You can thank Hillary tbh.
Thanks, Full Frontal with Samantha Bee.:)
I have missed FF w/SB. Once per week is not enough, and they take so much time off. We need more!
Does Ivanka have kids?
Are we sure they're not her father's?
Haha, are you sure they are not her brothers'??
The whole thing does have an Angels & Insects vibe to it...
MagnuMagnus Hey that's so mean.... but I like it. :)
ArtGirl82 Bless you dear GODDESS for citing one of my favorite films. Isn't it awesome to see Mark Rylance emerging in American film?
Yes, she has kids, and no, we're not sure they're not her father's. Come to think of it, we're not sure they're hers, either. Ivanka's the type who would order one of her servants to bear children for her.
This was smart, witty and well written! Love you Sam. :)
lol at " Our Earrings, Our Selves"
Love the Soprano reference
Interviewers face at 1:26.. "what in the world did she just say?" Lol..🤣🤣🤣
Sam rocks!
love this show
I absolutely and truly adore you, Sam 💙 a modern day guru, by all means.
exdemokratiewegweisersmafiatochtergzwanziggipfeldelegierungsübelkeitsgefühl
very catchy lol
Weird, that's my safe word...
LOL
ex demo krati eweg weisers mafia toch terg zwan zig gip fel de legie rung süb elkeits gefühl (Did I break it down by word or syllable?)
Neither. Breaking it down by word would look a little bit like this:
Ex Demokratie Wegweisers Mafia Tochter G20-Gipfel Delegierungs Übelkeits Gefühl
(i couldn't tell if you were joking, I'm German)
Roughly translated: Ex Democracy Signpost Mafia Daughter G20 Summit Delegation Feeling Nausea
Hurray! Now we can start our own book club!
Nice. As always. You are the best Sam Bee!!
yea, but Meatwad has legit wisdom
Rarely, am I offered a presentation, that doesn't need editing. For that, thank you Samantha Bee, and toward the staff... Keep it up!
Brilliant!
Queen B, get em!
brilliant
As a woman I find IT offensive and very antiquated, no wait I meant architected #dumptrump.
YOU IN DANGER GIRL
Okay, but Heathers is one of the best movie/plays of all time.
Complicit
This is so great!! You killed it!
Yes rich we know that you do not care about anyone else in the planet but yourself. You have expressed that over and over.
what the actual fugue? arbeit macht Frau, stay tuned for her next talk, Mädchen Kampf
Samantha is hilarious!!!
Sam, you are awesome!
Yaaas Sam Bee!
#architectingahotmess
Unlike Ivanka, Princess Aurora knows the value of work. I doubt Ivanka has ever cleaned a room, much less a house.
I defence of Ivanka's verbal use of architect.... I just looked the word up and it can in fact be used as a verb;
Verb (used with object)
to plan, organize, or structure as an architect:
'The house is well architected.'
Yes, it can be used as a verb, but who does? It feels weird when Ivanka says it, contrived in casual conversation. I think this was Sam's point.
Great piece Sam Bee!!
Samantha Bee! Who knew! This Boomer is entranced with your with and delivery. So nice to know some of the younger folks are ready and able to lead.
Love!!
"Barry, is that how you get ants? Yes it is other Barry, yes it is."
I thought Colbert was smart....this is equally smart :P
thank you for your good rhetoric.
Love it!
Well put Ms. Bee.
"I'm not 'balancing my life' I'm just doing literally the exact definition"
That...was brilliant.
Apparently 'Ladies who Book' aren't concerned with trivial things like salaries, gainful employment, 401k's, medical coverage, insurance or even home ownership. Women who work are absolutely the power players in this game
Thanks Sam
Meatwad finally made it.
Samantha Bee eloquent as always. Now that how you architect! Yeah baby!
Samantha Bee, you rock.
#ArbeitMachtFrau that totally got my on the floor!
I usually love the show but the ArbeitmachtFrau was in really poor taste and honestly made me cringe, a lot. My grandparents were Holocaust survivors and I'm really shocked that this was even used. I would really like the staff to rethink for next time, or else I might need to stop watching.
I thought the joke had no place because of the content and because it didn't add to the piece at all. If it was taken out, then the point still would have gotten across. When people refer to genocides in jokes, it doesn't necessarily help get to the cause of the issue, which is to remember it. Sure, it does on a superficial level, but when you are talking about serious topics, you want it to be taken seriously. A better hashtag is a phrase that those who want to remember have been using for years: #neveragain, which has been used to refer to multiple genocides. That actually makes you think about the implications of what happened.
I'm not necessarily for censoring and I get it wasn't supposed to be totally humerous. I think being able to bring serious issues into the spotlight that leads to discussion is a great thing. I didn't think it really worked as a device for humor or a way to respectfully bring up something serious, no matter the comparion.
The look on the face of the woman who interview her. A look that says "Can I architect my way out of this sleep-inducing plug?"
KILLED IT