Why won't she be mine? I wish I was more attractive like Dagless Still one can only dream. I'm a one track lover Down a two way lane. Drivin' fast down the highway Must have been insane. Cuz the temperature's too high Traveling way too fast! And I knew our lovin' Was too hot to last *rap She’s smooth, like ice Cold to the touch and isn't very nice When you left (cold to the touch) alone You let them treat you badly, leaves you hanging on the phone Take off (hot enough) shove your loving to the wheel Put the pedal to the floor, cos your heading for the hills (we should be making love) got to get away, cant take it no more, man you don't need this leave it at the door (we should be making love!) *dagless He's a one track lover Down a two way lane Driving fast down the highway Must've been insane Cuz the temperature's too high Travelling way too fast And he knew their loving Was much too hot to last Well I'm a man who makes love (now he's knocking at the front) On a hot summer night (now he's knocking at the back) In a town called Love (now he's knocking at both doors!) Well alright (alright) She got her hands on my bodywork She slammed me into fifth gear And now she's sucking on my tailpipe Too late, this cat's out of here Cuz I'm a one track lover... (tailpipe, bodywork, front door, back door, both doors... Tailpipe!)
Garth Marenghi would like it to be known that he is not to be associated with those Netflix hacks who don't understand the meaning of true horror. He does. More than them. He even invented their monster names before they did after a terrifying game* with satan himself**. *D&D 4th edition. **Dean Learner doesn't like dice very much it turns out.
I wish I was more attractive, like Dagless.
Still.... one can always dream.....
You two were buddies? weren’t you....
Priceless
@@deckpool1598 Immortal words, courtesy of the modern day bard
@@deckpool1598 mmbuddies werent you.
I was strictly sowlow
@@deckpool1598 Need I say more. Need I say more.
Is it weird that I unironically love this song? Plus, I wish I was more attractive like Dagless!
Still, one can only dream.
I honestly love this song, too
I like how it’s basically a different song every minute
There were a few songs like that in the '80s and '90s that were pretty popular.
Well, the same thing can be said for Bohemian Rhapsody
“Liz, fancy egg & soup? I’ve got a free evening.”
“No I think I’ll wash my hair. Plus I’ve now got a headache”
Sure, whatever! I'll put on some tunes, there's a bad atmosphere in here....
@@SC-vj4wv why won't she be mine
@@nicholassetters9053 I wish I was handsome, like Daglas!
Alas, one can only dream....
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Cold to the touch!
Hot enough!
We should be makin love!
WE SHOULD BE MAKIN LOVE!
The door...the door...the door
Sanch! Open the door!
Now she's knocking AT BOTH DOORS!
I really didn’t expect that bit, it tickled me 😂
They just had to put the Phil Collins drum drop in. Genius!
By the time this show crossed the pond it was already over... wish it lasted longer
this song gets peter gabriel recommended...that basically sums up the magic.
The rap part is impressively awkward in the show. Dean looks so lost.
I was wondering if Ayodade can actually rap in real life
We closing the Gates of Hell with this one 🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯💯
Cause the temperatures to HAUIIIIIIIGH!
(yessss)
tailpiiiiiiiiiiiipe
Why won't she be mine?
I wish I was more attractive like Dagless
Still one can only dream.
I'm a one track lover
Down a two way lane.
Drivin' fast down the highway
Must have been insane.
Cuz the temperature's too high
Traveling way too fast!
And I knew our lovin'
Was too hot to last
*rap
She’s smooth, like ice
Cold to the touch and isn't very nice
When you left (cold to the touch) alone
You let them treat you badly, leaves you hanging on the phone
Take off (hot enough) shove your loving to the wheel
Put the pedal to the floor, cos your heading for the hills (we should be making love)
got to get away, cant take it no more,
man you don't need this leave it at the door (we should be making love!)
*dagless
He's a one track lover
Down a two way lane
Driving fast down the highway
Must've been insane
Cuz the temperature's too high
Travelling way too fast
And he knew their loving
Was much too hot to last
Well I'm a man who makes love (now he's knocking at the front)
On a hot summer night (now he's knocking at the back)
In a town called Love (now he's knocking at both doors!)
Well alright (alright)
She got her hands on my bodywork
She slammed me into fifth gear
And now she's sucking on my tailpipe
Too late, this cat's out of here
Cuz I'm a one track lover...
(tailpipe, bodywork, front door, back door, both doors...
Tailpipe!)
You are a saint for this 🙌🏻🙌🏻
Knocking at both doors!
a lot of passion in that line
Garth sounds just like Ian Curtis.
"Down a two wa-hee laaheeen!"
Both doors
Why won't she be mine?
This is badass
THE DOOR
SANCHOPENTHEDOOR!THEDOOR!THEDOORSANCH!
This is soooo f%$*ing cool :) Thank you so much Xxx :)
Alright.
Tailpipe
0.75X speed, thank me later.
"YOU'RE WELCOME"
I won’t. Cocky fuck.
Your call Dag...
Shes smoooooooooooooooooooooooooth
Loyk Oyce
That's....every 80's song going!
Is Darkplace the BBC version of Stranger Things?
How dare you.
Don’t compare such a masterpiece to Stranger things
*Channel 4
That kind of comment can get you cut
Garth Marenghi would like it to be known that he is not to be associated with those Netflix hacks who don't understand the meaning of true horror.
He does.
More than them.
He even invented their monster names before they did after a terrifying game* with satan himself**.
*D&D 4th edition.
**Dean Learner doesn't like dice very much it turns out.