Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 451 w/ Chris D'Elia
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- Опубліковано 4 чер 2018
- Daddy is finally here with mommies.
Chris D'Elia joins us for pretty much non stop laughs. We already want him back.
AND is it possible we found a less impressive, more infuriating musical "skill" than scatting? YES.
This is an instant classic. Pull your jeans up.
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You guys are doing good but if it was 3 eddie murphy's it would be even better
shoerice22 Hahahaha
They're pretty funny, but you know .............
No F way Eddie is funnier than D'Elia.
How much plastic surgery and reprograming would that take
AnThony DenZzel D’elia is much funnier on podcasts imo, I don’t like his stand up as much
This is my favorite episode.. but I laugh at anything
All my friends HATE this episode but i love it!
@@RicelnMyBoy ...pretty good...
@Ali Beli But you don't like D'Elia, right? : )))
Your friends are assholes
@DrKillinger I poop once every 4 days.
It’s not a cult if the leader hasn’t been accused of sex crimes
fr made me tear up, tru baby
Fkn Lol
Damn straight
yeah look at the blm movement
@@gabrielbird6969 we talkin about soros, or the 3 women that started it?
Who could forget Frank Sinatra's smash hit "I'm the Luckiest Guy on the Block (Ba-Da-Bap-Dap-Pap)"
Congratulations on the 69 likes.
Seth Richardson ?
lol i like sinatra and bob dylan but that was still funny af
True Babies support the Mommies
Aiur turn round
s'free cunsh, you can do what you wan but if ya don't support the mommies step into the other room real quick, *Ga'gunk*. See ya, bye.
I wonder if Blueban has met Juan and Ivan.
thanks jeans! #tryitout
JunkDrawer feel this discomfort
Imma hit play right now right now right now right now
Julian Richardson lmao
Julian Richardson lmao
That was perfect
Sum one hook me up wit da black pussy snack lady. I need and want
The Black D'Elia Murders
Oh. My. God.
❤❤❤
Ha I was waitin for this! You listen to the band
Everything went Chris, D'elia Mask Divine, Christurnal
@@rjk8886 haha yes! What a horrible night to have a chris
Nobody can become financially successful overnight. They put in background work but we tend to see the finished part. Fear is a dangerous component, hindering us from taking the bold steps we need in other to reach our goals.
I think it's not always about fear, Sometimes realistic factors discourage people from reaching their goals in life. For instance, I've tried investing in the stock market several times but always got discouraged by fluctuations of stock value
@@MarcusFred-wn3iv This is the problem! Most times people with little or no knowledge of the stock market try investing by themselves. It once happened to me, then I learned my lesson and contacted a US-based finance consultant by name MARTHA ALONSO HARA and everything changed. I started enjoying huge returns from my investment.
@@harrisonjamie794 Oh, that sounds good but how do I reach out to MARTHA ALONSO HARA
@@MarcusFred-wn3iv quickly do a web check where you can connect with her, and do your research with her full name mentioned
@@harrisonjamie794 Okay, thank you. I just found her website very impressive and dropped a message for her.,. I hope she replies to me
You guys need to get Theo Von on here
David Alves I agree! My roommates think Theo used to tap that back in the day an that's why he's not been a guest ... btw piss on me beat
David Alves he was a guest not that long ago wasn't he?
NotxDeadxYet you got me excited but I just looked and couldn't find it but if there is send me a link
He hasn’t been a guests post Louisiana joke. I’d like him on to give his take to Tom in person.
David Alves Seriously. This high n' tight dark arts coven needs to happen for all of us! Gang gang and onward...
Couldn't click the notification fast enough! Where are my benadryl!?
Richard Meyer
I prefer Beer-a-drink🍺and Weed-a-smoke 💨
don't forget your meth! you wanna get nice a hard from limp right? no neuropathy
I’d loan you some, but I’ve only got ten or twelve left. #12Benadryl4Strokes
I have 12 midgets that need ass fucked, pronto
That Cardi B impression was low key hella good lol
I hate the way you talk
@@Bytrl ay yo bae no sweat don be trippin' out its the earfs mo fukin' birthday ya hear? happy new hears 2 u and urs ok bb have a good daeee aight peece
When D'Elia says "I wanna know what this guy sees that THIS guy makes him smile ...just WAR all the time?'" killed me
Every time I hear someone say "Try it out." I can't help it I literally laugh out loud.
i read those stickers in the voice now 2.
39:06 : Chris D'Elia button. Not that I don't appreciate the rest of the podcast, fools.
Thanks
You da real MVP
Ty
Came here to find a Chris D'Elia button, was not disappointed.
Thank you!!
d'elia starts (@39:09)
Only comment that mattered. Thanks. One year later..
Thank you! 2 years later:)
"Uncomfortability"
"Discomfort" is the word you're looking for.
Babies and Mommies united? Try it out
Stay United
If the babies wanna move in, they can move in
Piss on me beat me change my diaper
Chris came in just 4 strokes, and I hear that he has no neuropathy problems at all....
The Walking David neuropathy*
alex sly Alex Sly*
The Walking David didn't need any lube, any spit
I couldn't believe it.
#thickhotwhite
Older ymh episodes = comfort food ❤👖
They are SO good
Pre-covid 👌
I 100% now know I can hangout with Tom, he said Thundercat then Daft Punk followed lastly by Pusha T. Sounds like my shuffle.
Tom "let's look at crazy shit on the internet together" Segura.
get out of here with this JRE bullshit #byeasshole
Andrew W people do this same bit with all types of famous people, it's not specific to JRE.
yikes.
@Kenzo edgy ... lol
get that Joe "it's entirely possible" Rogan shit outta here
"I can tell when you're scratching your balls from the sound" WOW! That is love right there. Talk about relationship goals.
I'm scratching my nuts right now too!
I was literally eating a chalupa when they were talking about never eating taco bell lol. Really enjoyed this podcast :)
1:16:57 Chris’s face 🤨. lol🤣
Now we just need Theo von and my dreams complete
Carlingus I second this! Gang Gang
Carlingus Tryin out that third hittah bruh! Onward...
Get some of that slow talking side walking face hole melt gang gang boy
Whole bunch of high n tight neck thoughts bruh.
Gang gang y'cuda Cocksuckaz, c ya.
Babies and Mommies combine!! I already know Chris' Jeans are high and tight!
LMAO @1:14:57 Tom: "When Homely was like 'hi...'" "and im like 'ugh...'"
dead.
Hahaha the "zero eyes" taco bell comeback was gold & then imagining "no eyes" for staying alive guy😂😂
I'm Chris D'Elia and I'm a ball hog
Gabe Stice *Paul hog
D'Linn d'inn d'in d'iiinnn
I'll take him Kobe-ing all day...he's trying to make sure Christina doesnt TRY comedy. MTV reality garbage, stay in your lane.
Bro that's hilarious 🤣 😂 😆 and im a fellow Gabe!
Chris's brain works way too fast for his mouth.
Andrew BMc. Fucking same for me it sucks 😂
@@JAndSonnn shut up
Sam bvc Na I’m good
@@sambvc1703 You sound 8.
@@ganymede4030 only just saw this now... You're trying way too hard man
The Upper respiratory issues part of staying alive was always my favorite
The lung infection part 😂😭
Tom must be numb to Christina always mentioning childhood trauma and psychoanalysing everything
That and constantly referring to her nationalities.
@@drevm7991 “my tribe”
@@drevm7991 forreal an as If she had ANY culture to begin with it’s all lost on her lemme tell ya cuz she does actually come from culture she’s just a natural dumb A RealDumb Blonde
39:10 the guest finally joins
Charles Ortloff you're the best kind of human
I couldn't agree more
But your going to miss the song at 35:00
Our dark lord
Thank you so much
Christina: Nah, Hockey’s dangerous
T-Bunz: What about martial arts?
Christina: Sure
What
Martial arts are alot safer depending on which martial art
Hockey is part martial arts on ice with razor blades on your deet
@@progrockmorelikefrogc0ck157 you typically don't get your teeth knocked out in martial arts..
" I think he lives outside" homeless Tom, the word is homeless 🤣 and Christina saying " I hope he gets shot after this" makes me die laughing every time!
Babies and Mommies in a single pair of jeans?!
...yum...
You guys need to bring in the rest of the TMP crew. Still waiting for Will Sasso to make his appearance
Placido Castillo sasso is a fucking podcast monster. That'd be AWESOME
Imagine if its a Callen - Sasso combo.. very intense laughter
Will Sasso sucks!
Placido Castillo ive been on the original tmp binge last few days haha
Kiely Cushman o gud1
I love Tom's kid like Chuckles 😂 he's having so much fun
The irony of Chris making fun of the “everything like that” guy is hilarious.
Real mommies already here
real mommy hours
Matt Klein SUP KANE??
Jesus i thought these were the comments you only see on Logan Paul vlogs are whatever kids watch. Do you also type "first"
RecovERed GamER No. We also type "Get back into that Denny's kitchen! Cynthia and kittens are getting lonely!"
I love Christina's delivery of the joke Tom wrote her her. Such enthusiasm.
u know is a great podcast when u see Chris laughing like that lmao 😂
These two are such a charming couple. I'm glad I finally discovered this podcast.
Good chemistry between Tom and Chris. Pretty funny dudes, both of em, to be honest
Rick Sanchez Jr. Chris always has good energy on every podcast he’s on, he seems like a really nice guy. You gotta be lame as fuck to not have chemistry with D’elia.
I bet Tom would have better chemistry with Eddy Murphy though.
34:39 - 35:51
Thank you, internet.
Joe Ebrite dying to find that song to blast in my car
Andrew C that's mostly why I made the comment.. so I could repeat it. Lol
Best ep in a while - I’ve rewatched the kalei song and chris’ reaction to vids like 5 times 🤣🤣
D’elia’s building of a smile to bursts of laughter had me on the floor with the “everything like that” segment
that raised eye brow that Chris makes @2:06:00 is priceless
yoooo yall could definitely get thundercat on here and it would be incredible
eliving4 please
D'elia's face when she was asking Tom about the girl on the boat lol
Priceless
everytime I watch these podcasts i just think to myself I need to find me a Christina Paszkitsky 😍 lol love you guys
Me too
I need a christina shit on my chest
She is disgusting.
She seems too good to be true, she probably sucks at home
Man that song at the end is hot fire, ya know what I'm sayin' and everything like that?
I just watched both of Chris d. Stand up on Netflix. Loved them!
“No no no..that was Hamburger Jones”
😂😂I lost my shit
The conversation about fans saying insulting things reminds me of a joke:
A man named Rick is in a restaurant on a first date and sees Chris D'Elia [or other celebrity] having dinner with some friends in the corner. So after a few minutes he makes an excuse and goes over there.
"Hey Chris D'Elia! So sorry to bother you bro, while you're eating and all, but my name is Rick, and if you have a moment maybe at the end of your meal, I'd be so grateful if you could pass by my table and say hi. I'm on a date, you see, and I think I'd get major points if my date thinks I'm friends with someone as amazing and talented as yourself!"
Chris D'Elia sighs and says "Um, okay sure buddy, I'll do that, when we finish our meal, no worries."
"OMG thanks Chris! You're the best!" And with that he goes back to his date and keeps on eating.
A half hour later, D'Elia and his group are leaving the restaurant, and Chris comes by the Rick's table, as promised, and goes...
"Oh hey Rick! Good to see you buddy!" and goes up to shake Rick's hand.... at which point Rick just turns away and says
"Oh, fuck off Chris! Can't you see we're eating here?"
That’s Don Rickles’ bit about Sinatra
that's hilarious 😂😂😂
"I hate Frank Sinatra, that's not singing"..."I really like Cardi-B." That's like saying you can't get how somebody could eat steak, and then eating a bucket of dogshit and pretending it's custard.
EyeShotFirst yep I thought the same thing
Try it out.
EyeShotFirst Cardi b is funny man.
EyeShotFirst epic win
Sinatra is total shit!
I've been waiting for this for so long
“Your drunk Grandpa at Xmas” 😂🤣😂😅
Chris " i dont drink/smoke weed but i get hand tattoos" D'Elia....
Yes! I've been waiting for this one! You guys should have Theo Von also as a guest sometime. Try it out!
maustaja how do we make this happen
maustaja itll happen it might even be recorded already they recorded this on memorial day
I think all the most famous comedians end up on each others podcast eventually, it's a schedule thing more than a decision thing I bet. Love theo
Your wish has been fulfilled
Tom hates theo
So happy this finally happened. Chris was great. Tommy and Tina are always awesome. As a longtime fan I always wondered why Chris was never on. Happy he was. Great episode . Would love to see Theo
"WTF DOES THAAAAAaAAAAAAAT MEAN" LMFAO
"You think you're at Burhya Keeng, dees ees Taco Bell!" I'ma go lay down.
I wish more people were in on the joke of "try it out" every time I hear someone say it I start reciting it.
Mcmuffin me too dude fuck
Christina has yet to make me laugh once. It's FOR REAL like having your Mom interrupt & take all the energy out of a conversation. smh
I think there are more of us out there than you may think
I hope for the day I over hear someone drop a mommie sounddrop..
@@field369 Dude what? Weren't even talking about her but you had to make it about you not liking her. Fuck off dude
What I love is that I really feel like they ask their babies for consent before changing their diapers I really believe this 😂
No, because that would be dumb
D'elia's laugh makes everything 10times funnier
I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time lmfao thanks guys
Ahhhh the good ole days when they faced eachother. Makes the dynamic so much better
Wow this is weird to see this in my recommendation today
seriously im getting so many chris delia recommendations today rofl... ive been a true baby for years (and still am) but now its just a bit more difficult to watch him... rip
3 years later it popped up in mine
Toco bell just made a limited edition nachos fries 😂😂😂
The lung infection joke had me dying
Water polo is strenuous and violent. Look to the mountains, send your child down the glaciers and be cheerful.
THE TRY IT OUT GUY IS SAYING “CALL ME AN ELF” !!!!!
That's the version I declare official. Good shit lol
First time watching. Hilarious! The intro is so over the top, it's all well done
Contrasting front vs. back scratching sounds 🤣
So glad Tom liked Thunder Cat
My roommate's cousin's brother's neighbor said that girl in the opening clip has dad breath.
your roommate's cousin's brother would also be his cousin
34:30 this dropped me as I had it playing through my car speakers and my conservative mate just jumped in the car at around 33:50 and I had no time to explain and didn't know it was gonna be so good I couldn't breathe and my mate still avoids me haahaha so good
Im conservative but i find this shit hilarious, maybe your mate just has a shit sense of humor.
"you know what hand boning is"
SPONGEBOB
try it out
ziadbc I hear that phrase, so often now
THE TRY IT OUT GUY IS SAYING “CALL ME AN ELF”!!!!!!
how did I stumble upon this episode exactly one year after its recording? must be a sign.
I’m seeing Chris perform at Carnegie Hall in October! I’m so excited! This was a great episode.
Man, you guys are awesome. Very enjoying to listen and/or watch the podcast.
U known Tommy Bunz had some explaining to do after this podcast about that cruise to jeans.
Came to see if someone was gonna say that lol
"Anything that's helpful"............"We don't sell potatoes, deep fryers, eyes, or functioning brains,............. all of which would be helpful at this time"
"Homie on out" …."Call me an Owl" ???? home here now? hahahaha
This is the best podcast episode of any kind that i have ever seen hands down
1:23:34 -- the hockey jersey, the hair, the accent. There's a 45TV, HyVee and Old Dutch logo. This is 100% in Minnesota, and Wayzata High School at that.
I believe that's a warroad player ...Minnesota state hockey tournament is big
34:38 Try it out song
SO FUCKING GOOD.
That was the best fan song I've ever heard bruh I've revisited this podcast 4 times just for that song
Good call on tagging the time. I haven’t gotten thru the entire episode yet and I’ve already gone back twice just to hear the song
LMAO this song 😂
I had an interview like that kid my sophomore year in high school on the local news. Im so glad UA-cam wasn't a thing then.
Christin: “young girls like you”
Chris: “if only you knew”
1:51:00
Don’t mind me, I just like to watch this specific part sometimes
Chris is like doing a stand up every time he talks : ))
This didn’t show up in my feed until today and I don’t know how I missed it!!!! So happyyyyyyy 😊
his fucking laugh is unreal. I rewind things he's in just to hear him laugh at himself lol
I want a video of 30 minutes of Chris D'Elia laughing.
Someone, be my hero.
ua-cam.com/video/5fxJrwKPS74/v-deo.html not a half hour. But I can be your hero baby
4 stroke gang hurry up and call your brothers over for this one!
“You usin’ chapstick and napkins while I’m bapkin”
50:40 Tom damn near came 😂😂